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  • @joebaumgart1146
    @joebaumgart1146 11 місяців тому +13449

    "We're a totally peaceful racist group"

    • @MommyKhaos
      @MommyKhaos 11 місяців тому +1470

      The way he turned around like a fucking ghoul and pointed at them

    • @vietnamesenoodle3280
      @vietnamesenoodle3280 11 місяців тому +1215

      man tried to defend the group chat

    • @MrA6060
      @MrA6060 11 місяців тому +304

      leave me and the boys alone we are racist only with each other >:D

    • @KolMan2000
      @KolMan2000 11 місяців тому +278

      Average discord moderator

    • @hylianmango8272
      @hylianmango8272 11 місяців тому +107

      me defending the group chat

  • @matiya158
    @matiya158 11 місяців тому +4355

    I wish america was real

  • @jamesforgington3315
    @jamesforgington3315 11 місяців тому +14105

    Obama threatening the Jonas Brothers with Predator Drones sounds like something straight out of cards against humanity

    • @sieve5
      @sieve5 11 місяців тому +474

      @@Tawheed_Taqwa_Tawakkul That makes it 1000% funnier in the worst way.

    • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
      @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 11 місяців тому +13

      Amazing

    • @_blank-_
      @_blank-_ 11 місяців тому +99

      @@sieve5 Nah it's pretty tasteless, it would be like Putin joking about mercenaries

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p 11 місяців тому +20

      @@_blank-_exactly

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 11 місяців тому +113

      It's actually even more disturbing because he's jokingly referring to an incident where he actually murdered an American teenager with a drone.

  • @savageantelope3306
    @savageantelope3306 10 місяців тому +3560

    “We’re a totally peaceful racist group” even killed the crowd lmao

    • @austinheighway
      @austinheighway 10 місяців тому +170

      And then he had the audacity to turn around and point at everyone say, “NO STOP LAUGHING”

    • @sakura5sango6
      @sakura5sango6 10 місяців тому +41

      @@austinheighway IKR. "Who the hell are you even pointing at now??!" xD

    • @henocksherlock3340
      @henocksherlock3340 4 місяці тому

      They are more peaceful than any lousy left-wing crowd loonies & redditor dwellers. They don't loot & destroy properties

    • @anne402
      @anne402 3 місяці тому +15

      Freudian slip 😭

  • @Halbumen
    @Halbumen 11 місяців тому +3359

    "c'mon larry! be gay!" will always be with me now

    • @lukemadrid5711
      @lukemadrid5711 6 місяців тому +80

      "It's alright, man!"

    • @Wandering4dayz
      @Wandering4dayz 6 місяців тому +16

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hunterprt1274
      @hunterprt1274 4 місяці тому

      He was caught in a male Airport bathroom trying hookup with someone in a stall

    • @InquisitorXarius
      @InquisitorXarius 2 місяці тому +2

      The funny thing is its even funnier with the context.

    • @InquisitorXarius
      @InquisitorXarius 2 місяці тому +2

      1:41 😂

  • @LakesideTrey
    @LakesideTrey 11 місяців тому +4120

    As a Kentuckian I can attest the representative is still rapping Rick and Morty to this day

    • @Doctor_Drama_Mama
      @Doctor_Drama_Mama 11 місяців тому +133

      Please tell you guys are dropping him off food and water

    • @roshnipatel2000
      @roshnipatel2000 11 місяців тому +25

      As Kentuckian, can’t agree more 😂😂😂

    • @ThomasTales
      @ThomasTales 10 місяців тому +17

      @@Doctor_Drama_Mama can't afford it

    • @emmycarlstromulvling4997
      @emmycarlstromulvling4997 10 місяців тому +7

      Doing the lords work lol

    • @kelbyrose1686
      @kelbyrose1686 9 місяців тому +4

      Lol we love Senator Thomas

  • @My-cat-is-staring-at-you
    @My-cat-is-staring-at-you 11 місяців тому +7431

    My country is a living parody of itself.

    • @spaghettiking7312
      @spaghettiking7312 11 місяців тому +49

      Too true.

    • @omarenriqueguzmanlopez3522
      @omarenriqueguzmanlopez3522 11 місяців тому +247

      We're at that point where GTA radio seems sane in comparison

    • @imscaredandconfused
      @imscaredandconfused 11 місяців тому +39

      i love it, too bad that if almost anything happens in your country, the shit rolls downhill to another countries aswell. Maybe not n. korea or other countries like that but Europe for example

    • @vihailevagi
      @vihailevagi 11 місяців тому +16

      America isn’t like this? They’re just cherry-picked clips?

    • @reizayin
      @reizayin 11 місяців тому +30

      Could be worse, we could be the UK

  • @quintiniusverginix7827
    @quintiniusverginix7827 11 місяців тому +6266

    The transition from the undeniably epic clip of Clinton playing the sax to the one of Hilary nae-naeing gave me whiplash

    • @dguy0386
      @dguy0386 11 місяців тому +214

      and to think they're married

    • @eel9
      @eel9 11 місяців тому +24

      best part of the video

    • @thecrystalballcomics9583
      @thecrystalballcomics9583 11 місяців тому +28

      haha whiplash

    • @hissingbeatles499
      @hissingbeatles499 11 місяців тому

      and to think bill clinton raped a woman in 1978. crazy!

    • @duncanurquhart5278
      @duncanurquhart5278 11 місяців тому +52

      the original cringefail wife

  • @gregh5061
    @gregh5061 11 місяців тому +3865

    Obama casually saying "Predator drones" is dark asf.

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p 11 місяців тому +74

      Exactly it’s not funny

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 11 місяців тому +193

      That's because he actually did murder an American teenager with a drone and that's what he's joking about here

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p 11 місяців тому +26

      @@dovidstaples9985 exactly and many other

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 11 місяців тому +102

      @@Bell_plejdo568p and he bombed a Doctor's Without Borders hospital

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p 11 місяців тому +35

      @@dovidstaples9985 that’s all we know he probably did a lot way worse shit

  • @SeanKL107
    @SeanKL107 11 місяців тому +2088

    I forgot the time President Obama threatened to kill the Jonas Brothers with a drone

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 11 місяців тому

      I almost forgot how this joke came after he actually did murder an American teenager with a drone. Obama is war criminal just like Bush

    • @SahloFolina2161
      @SahloFolina2161 7 місяців тому +21

      I never even knew it happened.

    • @_exolite
      @_exolite 4 місяці тому +26

      I hope you know how wild of a sentence this is

    • @vanconojl
      @vanconojl 3 місяці тому +2

      xD

  • @someasiandude4797
    @someasiandude4797 4 місяці тому +637

    Hearing someone cheering and yelling “bye bye pervert!” Is the funniest thing in existence

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 4 місяці тому +3

      1:40 is truly hilarious

    • @earthavi
      @earthavi 3 місяці тому +1

      tbf he was a pervert lol

  • @jonathancampbell5231
    @jonathancampbell5231 11 місяців тому +3353

    I was rolling my eyes at Mike Pence until I realised it was Garfield he was honouring- Garfield deserves respect.

    • @ookami5329
      @ookami5329 11 місяців тому +174

      bro just rolling his eyes before he knows what the man is even saying

    • @EliteWood1337
      @EliteWood1337 11 місяців тому +1

      @@ookami5329 the natural response to a retarded politician 🤪

    • @austinthesan-antonian3932
      @austinthesan-antonian3932 11 місяців тому

      The only based thing pence has done lol

    • @delano4526
      @delano4526 11 місяців тому +25

      @@ookami5329 fax I only ignore Joe because he only says racist things or gibberish so what else should I expect

    • @KorvasYT
      @KorvasYT 11 місяців тому +18

      Honestly I thought he was gonna honor Socks(Clinton's cat)

  • @daisybeaulieu1789
    @daisybeaulieu1789 11 місяців тому +1319

    imagine going back in time to like 1776 and showing the founding fathers these compilations

    • @space__idklmao
      @space__idklmao 11 місяців тому +135

      They would probably crucify Adams for the church and state comment

    • @death4metal201
      @death4metal201 11 місяців тому +91

      Knowing half the people in this comp, we deftintly still need separation of Church and state

    • @A_Spooky_Dude
      @A_Spooky_Dude 10 місяців тому +8

      Fun Fact: time traveling goofballs are actually the reason we have the electoral college! For this exact reason, too!

    • @sakura5sango6
      @sakura5sango6 10 місяців тому +2

      They would be the same not gonna lie xd

    • @saagabragi6938
      @saagabragi6938 8 місяців тому

      They'd change their minds about independence if they learned America became the worst country in the world.

  • @WordUnheard
    @WordUnheard 11 місяців тому +3503

    2:44 MTG actually said "Peach tree dish" instead of "petri dish".
    This is one of the many, many reasons why you don't choose politics over science.

    • @FawfulDied
      @FawfulDied 11 місяців тому +95

      I actually think she knows how to say it, and knows exactly what she's doing. Having listened to her speak on C-SPAN, the way she "misspeaks" is just too perfect.

    • @altr-d5177
      @altr-d5177 11 місяців тому +211

      I can’t believe that Magic: the Gathering actually said that

    • @efenedick1305
      @efenedick1305 11 місяців тому +27

      Or, if you do choose politics, they need to go together

    • @GaySatanicClowns
      @GaySatanicClowns 10 місяців тому

      It made me plan to get a pretty little plate with peach branches on it for my grandma. And when I give it to her I'll explain the backstory and she'll find it hilarious.

    • @SleepyGolen
      @SleepyGolen 10 місяців тому +60

      I lost brain cells listening to her dw

  • @GrubbyWubby
    @GrubbyWubby 11 місяців тому +4404

    oh man i hope i don't have to eat the meat that grows in a peach tree dish

    • @dguy0386
      @dguy0386 11 місяців тому +48

      that's actually something my family talked about at the dinner table the other day apparently meat grown in laboratories is something people are working on

    • @sammyismuff
      @sammyismuff 11 місяців тому

      First they took away your coal 💨and now the deepstate will take away your pigs 🐖 cows 🐄 and chickens 🐓 They’ll feed you a more economical 💵 ethical 👼 lab grown meat 🥩 and you won’t even know the difference. At least we now know where planned parenthood’s waste is going 🙀

      This country is beyond satire

    • @infinitium8460
      @infinitium8460 11 місяців тому +352

      @@dguy0386 The joke is that it's called a petri (pea-tree) dish, not a "peach-tree" dish.
      Also, how is this a political debate? It's a new food source, what's wrong with it? Let the science of growing tissue develop. Think of its other uses, things like growing skin for grafts, replacing lost muscles, etc

    • @hamburgerhamburgerv2
      @hamburgerhamburgerv2 11 місяців тому +180

      @@infinitium8460Marjorie Taylor Greene is a politician and far-right conspiracy theorist.
      She also has brought memes into Congress.

    • @PetBrickProductions
      @PetBrickProductions 11 місяців тому +1

      Yeah I heard that Bill Gates was putting micro chips in there too. The thing is, we have no idea if they're lightly salted chips, barbecue chips, or straight up Doritios.

  • @personnoun7086
    @personnoun7086 11 місяців тому +744

    "... despite having died last month" damn that killed me

    • @antonberkbigler5759
      @antonberkbigler5759 4 місяці тому +13

      Legit I did a double take, went back ten seconds thinking “did I just hear that right?”

  • @swiftedg
    @swiftedg 11 місяців тому +1102

    2:42 she clearly knows a lot about "peach tree dishes"

    • @francisnicolas1819
      @francisnicolas1819 11 місяців тому +132

      I know our representatives are supposed to represent the actual intelligence level of most Americans, but Jesus, I didn't mean like this.

    • @Chrnan6710
      @Chrnan6710 11 місяців тому +46

      Especially being from Georgia

    • @swiftedg
      @swiftedg 11 місяців тому +31

      @@francisnicolas1819 Have you tried the delicious re-preservatives from this fine peach tree?

    • @buttsmcgee1227
      @buttsmcgee1227 11 місяців тому +10

      @@Chrnan6710 Petri Street, Petri Road

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 11 місяців тому

      @@francisnicolas1819 She represents the actual intelligence level of the average American redneck

  • @felipebulac
    @felipebulac 11 місяців тому +1363

    I haven't slept in nearly 24 hours and watching that middle aged man rapping Rick and Morty by Soulja Boy is making my reality implode

    • @jakeyford127
      @jakeyford127 11 місяців тому +28

      Dawg go to sleep 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😌😌😌😌😌😴😴😥😣😴😌😴😴😴😌😌

    • @PissyLissy
      @PissyLissy 10 місяців тому +10

      I hope you get some sleep man

    • @necromech_
      @necromech_ 10 місяців тому +8

      good to know i'm not the only one, all of my memories have been blending together

    • @spencykings3182
      @spencykings3182 2 місяці тому

      @@necromech_ you go to sleep too

  • @tamarawingfield9325
    @tamarawingfield9325 4 місяці тому +199

    "BYE BYE, PERVERT!!" and "I Yield MY TIME." are probably two of the greatest reactions/announcements ever made, in my opinion.

  • @keagaming9837
    @keagaming9837 11 місяців тому +3285

    It does not matter what you believe in, it does not matter what or who you think is right or wrong.
    We can all agree that this is comedy gold.

    • @cosinev1265
      @cosinev1265 11 місяців тому

      I'm so tired of seeing these centrist bullshit comments floating to the top of these videos

    • @Edp445IsAPedo96
      @Edp445IsAPedo96 11 місяців тому +23

      Clown world

    • @insanepykl3603
      @insanepykl3603 11 місяців тому +22

      Yes as much as I despise mr schiff. I despised him the least when he had to sing for the Mets.
      This is truly something people of all sides of the isle can enjoy

    • @anbadname
      @anbadname 11 місяців тому

      And most of us can agree that american politics are autistic

    • @itachispinkytoe6289
      @itachispinkytoe6289 11 місяців тому +3

      why does someone have to say this under every single one of these videos

  • @roopkd
    @roopkd 10 місяців тому +302

    I don’t know what’s funnier the, “He should take up knitting” or the guy who won a seat despite being long dead
    💀💀

  • @BthIX
    @BthIX 11 місяців тому +1748

    Suggestions for part 4:
    -Jeb Bush's "please clap"
    -Trump at the 2016 debates saying "small hands means something else, i assure you there is no problem down there"
    -Pete Buttigeig's "come on you gotta clap for that"
    -last week Lindsey Graham being invited on stage by Trump and boo'ed at during his entire speech
    Hillary's "Pokemon Go To The Polls"
    -new DeSantis War Room ad featuring Patrick Bateman and Gigachad
    -white people dancing horribly at Pete Buttigeig rally

    • @tornadodex1366
      @tornadodex1366 11 місяців тому +45

      PLEASE add the gigachad ad

    • @bautistacano4085
      @bautistacano4085 11 місяців тому +40

      the Hillary pokemon one was in the first part i think, the rest are gold lmao

    • @eles928
      @eles928 11 місяців тому +28

      DeSantis's Twitter campaign launch and the Trump Campaigns' subsequent parody need to be on there too

    • @bsame
      @bsame 11 місяців тому +24

      Joe Biden falling off of a bike

    • @annderainer1277
      @annderainer1277 11 місяців тому

      I'd like to add Marjorie Taylor Green and boeberts bitch fight on the congress floor

  • @jakobchrist2792
    @jakobchrist2792 11 місяців тому +450

    The first guy delivered his message perfectly..

    • @micosstar
      @micosstar 11 місяців тому +44

      it’s a banger!

    • @TheTELproductions
      @TheTELproductions 10 місяців тому +37

      I met that same guy on counter strike a while ago, he seemed like a good dude actually

    • @noenaem1389
      @noenaem1389 4 місяці тому +1

      What’s the video called? I love it

    • @noenaem1389
      @noenaem1389 4 місяці тому +18

      @@TheTELproductionsif u see him again tell him I have a crush on him

    • @mirihawk
      @mirihawk 2 місяці тому +3

      “i yield my time, FUCK YOU” ik he was giggling for weeks after that

  • @yams8445
    @yams8445 10 місяців тому +1255

    “And now they’re saying I groped a male staffer.”
    “Yeah, I did!”
    I choked so bad on my water oml💀💀

    • @dutchvonrichardson
      @dutchvonrichardson 10 місяців тому +19

      I mean how can you follow that up huh? American politics, it’s not for everyone, and even we don’t like it😅

    • @tdun15
      @tdun15 10 місяців тому +9

      tim robinson energy

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 4 місяці тому

      choked? 😳

  • @bananabrain364
    @bananabrain364 11 місяців тому +650

    Just a couple ideas. AOC playing Among Us, Ted Cruz reading 'Green Eggs and Ham' during his 21 hour filibuster, and of course the Tiger King guy

    • @yams8445
      @yams8445 10 місяців тому +44

      Can’t forget Donald trump getting his entire audience to start chanting “turn off the lights”

    • @yansu1269
      @yansu1269 10 місяців тому +1

      Green eggs and ham >>>>>

    • @KincaidCalder-vn6bo
      @KincaidCalder-vn6bo 10 місяців тому +1

      Wait what about AOC?

    • @acoustic_.
      @acoustic_. 10 місяців тому +4

      @@KincaidCalder-vn6boshe played among us

    • @realperson9104
      @realperson9104 10 місяців тому +3

      Gotta include "I am work with many police officers."

  • @bloxrocks5179
    @bloxrocks5179 11 місяців тому +187

    "I lost a bet"
    that phrase will explain pretty much anything tbh

  • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
    @judeconnor-macintyre9874 11 місяців тому +227

    "We haven't done anything. We're a totally peaceful racist group"
    What could the context possibly be?

  • @anyandeverything15
    @anyandeverything15 11 місяців тому +877

    America gotta be the only country where a mayor would be expected to have a policy position on another nation.

    • @duncanniess1338
      @duncanniess1338 11 місяців тому +72

      He *is* running for president

    • @NekoinaBox2000
      @NekoinaBox2000 11 місяців тому +28

      @@duncanniess1338 Yes but in most countries, they want you to get people on your cabnet that actually know the issues to help you, not be managing 100 issues a day, on your own because as president you just aren't doing that.

    • @joshuaespinoza8325
      @joshuaespinoza8325 11 місяців тому +3

      my mayor 🤦‍♂, who i was supposed to be working for, until he turned me away and decided to run for president 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

    • @redhidinghood9337
      @redhidinghood9337 11 місяців тому +41

      ​@@NekoinaBox2000as a potential president you should know at least the basics

    • @azc261
      @azc261 11 місяців тому +2

      Are you talking about the Uyghurs?

  • @Splatteringram
    @Splatteringram 11 місяців тому +529

    If someone who didn’t live through Covid watched the press release on Obama reaching over the chipotle sneeze guard, it would be the funniest clip in here by far.

  • @joebaumgart1146
    @joebaumgart1146 11 місяців тому +371

    Now we need a Bristish version.

    • @jacobarmour6325
      @jacobarmour6325 11 місяців тому +86

      British politics is less pop culture but I love how cynical, sarcastic and dry their humour is. Genuinely basically every Parliament session has constant cheering jeering and chuckling 😅

    • @user-jh8xp5xl7m
      @user-jh8xp5xl7m 11 місяців тому +15

      and a Canadian version

    • @alexj.5207
      @alexj.5207 11 місяців тому +3

      A BLOO passport

    • @shredderly
      @shredderly 11 місяців тому +11

      OOOOOOOOORRRRRDAAAAAAH

    • @SykoMuffin
      @SykoMuffin 11 місяців тому +1

      @@user-jh8xp5xl7mit would just be nothing but Ralph Klein quotes lol

  • @AN-jz3kf
    @AN-jz3kf 11 місяців тому +390

    3:32 the Happy Birthday Garfield Commission has got to be the most important thing Mike Pence has ever done

  • @BigBackBuddy
    @BigBackBuddy 11 місяців тому +506

    I’ve got to say you guys are the funniest country there is.

    • @dildo_destroyer-445
      @dildo_destroyer-445 11 місяців тому +26

      As a true American I can confidently say that my country is it's going to fall apart because Joe Biden mispronounce

    • @BigBackBuddy
      @BigBackBuddy 11 місяців тому +10

      @@dildo_destroyer-445 Yeah for your sake I hope to god that man doesn’t win 2024.

    • @lazerpie101
      @lazerpie101 11 місяців тому +65

      @@BigBackBuddy What's sad is that he's still better than the major opposing candidates.

    • @Teal-c
      @Teal-c 11 місяців тому +10

      Australia has some good gaffes too as we like to copy American politics

    • @thughunter.com-
      @thughunter.com- 11 місяців тому +7

      @@lazerpie101 true

  • @malaizze
    @malaizze 6 місяців тому +113

    3:56 This clip is actually incredible, not because of what Adams is saying but because this is one of the few solitary moments his brain wasn’t occupied with thinking of new ways to kill homeless people

  • @sibrilliant
    @sibrilliant 11 місяців тому +156

    The part with Bush Sr. and broccoli was so damn wholesome and funny

  • @hioman
    @hioman 11 місяців тому +297

    If you do a part 4 you should do the one video where a guy shows up to a zoom town hall meeting dressed as a clown, and says "as a clown I don't feel underrepresented in the government"

    • @dollin9515
      @dollin9515 11 місяців тому +5

      He really shouldn't lol

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 6 місяців тому +2

      Legendary

  • @zonarde
    @zonarde 11 місяців тому +103

    0:37 this feels like it would be part of the blooper reel at the end of a movie

  • @popcornjunky8217
    @popcornjunky8217 11 місяців тому +379

    the best and worst part about all of this is thankfully there will be another episode coming soon. the content flow from the inner circle is strong

  • @gamefreakforlife
    @gamefreakforlife 11 місяців тому +408

    For some reason the woman saying peach tree disk when trying to say petri dish is what killed me.
    They don't even know their own language and are active in politics.

    • @alicevioleta3184
      @alicevioleta3184 11 місяців тому +82

      she's a representative from my state... we're fucked.

    • @ohheyfullmetal
      @ohheyfullmetal 11 місяців тому +65

      You should look her up because she says some of the CRAZIEST shit I have ever heard in my life on the daily

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 11 місяців тому

      I'd vote Rep every day of the week, but MTG is the embodiement of the Dunning-Kruger effect. It's hard to tell where her stupidity ends and her insanity begins.

    • @ForsakenBacon89
      @ForsakenBacon89 11 місяців тому +32

      She also thinks Jewish space lazers started the California wildfires

    • @Rexini_Kobalt
      @Rexini_Kobalt 10 місяців тому +5

      reminds me of gespacho police 😂

  • @ActualAlien_
    @ActualAlien_ 4 місяці тому +22

    2:06 he sounds like he's trying to hold back tears

  • @redfaction7185
    @redfaction7185 10 місяців тому +73

    Man, I can only imagine how much of these out-of-context moments would be made in back then. Especially with Andrew Jackson.

    • @amoureux6502
      @amoureux6502 10 місяців тому +18

      Lincoln made up a persona to basically send troll letters to a political rival of his, James Shields, leading to them planning a sword duel on a small island in the Mississippi; I can only imagine what kind of antics these vids would include if we could have clips from that far back

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire 7 місяців тому +7

      @@amoureux6502 Lincoln is a professional wrestler, imagine the crazy clips we can get.

    • @Ultravenom1
      @Ultravenom1 4 місяці тому +4

      If only we could have recorded every duel Jackson was in. It'd make history class insane.

  • @SleepyGolen
    @SleepyGolen 10 місяців тому +97

    Some of them are genuinely funny and not serious stuff but the other ones make me want to move to Iceland right away

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 10 місяців тому +19

      Fr, the totally peaceful racist group one is hilarious but then hearing a guy say that church and state are inseparable is very concerning.

    • @Gabriel_JudgeofHell
      @Gabriel_JudgeofHell 3 місяці тому

      @@nathangaspacio6128that random the guy is the mayor of my city

  • @toothscrape
    @toothscrape 11 місяців тому +456

    "what's a uygher?" i've never laughed so hard in my fucking life i'd vote for him based on that alone holy fuck i'm in literal tears

    • @whitneysmiltank
      @whitneysmiltank 11 місяців тому +19

      what are figurative tears?

    • @zhakest8328
      @zhakest8328 10 місяців тому +8

      I honestly don’t get what that means at all

    • @Rexini_Kobalt
      @Rexini_Kobalt 10 місяців тому

      ​@zhakest8328 its a muslim minority group in china that is currently undergoing _straight up genocide_ by the ccp, including labor camps and organ harvesting. pretty typical ccp stuff. the original commentor is basically saying he has the same amount of humanity as a nazi, i.e. none 🙃, and so did 109 other people

    • @jjabbott7249
      @jjabbott7249 10 місяців тому +112

      @@zhakest8328 I think the funny part is that a uygher is essentially an oppressed Muslim group in China. There's a massive human rights issue over it, so a politician should absolutely know what that is.

    • @timurdobrianskyi179
      @timurdobrianskyi179 10 місяців тому +8

      @@whitneysmiltankwhen you're figure drawing, and you accidentally draw tears

  • @ChronicNewb
    @ChronicNewb 11 місяців тому +99

    "meat that grows in a peach tree dish" I'm dying

  • @ziongite
    @ziongite 11 місяців тому +127

    0:36 why is the woman the only one to laugh, that was hilarious. The men sitting next to her all have stone faces like they are barely human and don't even have emotions or understand humour, quite scary.

    • @Beaverhound
      @Beaverhound 10 місяців тому +11

      The men didn't really look like they were paying attention in the first place, so maybe they didn't understand what he said.

  • @user-xn5kk5ky4n
    @user-xn5kk5ky4n 6 місяців тому +24

    "Mr. Speaker please tell me my time is expired" fucking, lol.

  • @emica1427
    @emica1427 11 місяців тому +68

    American politics is like the funniest sitcom

  • @crownefarious8436
    @crownefarious8436 11 місяців тому +31

    2:00 WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE HE'S IN GENUINE ANGUISH THO 💀

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 4 місяці тому +4

      IKR HE KINDA GOT IT THO

  • @Datroflshopper
    @Datroflshopper 11 місяців тому +72

    The broccoli clip had me rolling

  • @Evan-px6jb
    @Evan-px6jb 11 місяців тому +27

    We are living in a South Park episode

    • @vihailevagi
      @vihailevagi 11 місяців тому

      Yes, because cherry-picked clips mean we’re living in a South Park episode

    • @drelezar7745
      @drelezar7745 11 місяців тому

      Or GTA 5

  • @darrianphillips
    @darrianphillips 11 місяців тому +550

    Joking about killing more people with drones because he knows he got away with it.

    • @fredsifyable
      @fredsifyable 11 місяців тому +3

      😮‍💨

    • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
      @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 11 місяців тому +57

      Sometimes admitting to the crime in a joking manner is the best way to keep people distracted

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p 11 місяців тому +7

      Exactly he’s a criminal

    • @wafflepoet5437
      @wafflepoet5437 11 місяців тому +7

      @@Bell_plejdo568pIndeed. Criminality, to say nothing of war crimes, is literally a requisite of being POTUS.

    • @haywoodjablowmi1427
      @haywoodjablowmi1427 11 місяців тому +12

      @@Bell_plejdo568p That’s what happens when you’re president of a country like the US. Every US president has blood on their hands…

  • @theonetruebean8800
    @theonetruebean8800 10 місяців тому +23

    "bill gates fake meat grown in a peach tree dish", my favorite quote ever

  • @DragonsAndDragons777
    @DragonsAndDragons777 11 місяців тому +158

    Whoever makes these, they are absolutely hilarious

  • @Icepiq72
    @Icepiq72 10 місяців тому +27

    Politicians trying to be relatable is such a huge slap on the face

  • @sachiekat1238
    @sachiekat1238 11 місяців тому +83

    How is this the most powerful nation on earth

    • @DeusTex-Mex
      @DeusTex-Mex 11 місяців тому +25

      money

    • @DanceySteveYNWA
      @DanceySteveYNWA 11 місяців тому +13

      Britain hooked them up.

    • @henryneubert7798
      @henryneubert7798 11 місяців тому +34

      Their geography makes their playthrough into an easy mode. It's almost unfair. Large population (due to size and immigration being attractive), fertile lands, long coasts, resources, distance from european conflicts and their country already started westernized. During the 20th century, the european dwarf states basically commited suicide in the form of the 2 World Wars, and the Soviet Union collapsed due to having an equally delusional ideology but being honest about it's authoritarianism instead of masquerading itself as a democracy. By having that minimalistic democratic system, the USA has the legitimacy of a democracy in the eyes of its own poorly educated people while also having a strong leader and a nice and stable oligarchical skeleton. It's not really about competence, you basically have to screw up on purpose to not become the most powerful nation with this geography and historical circumstances.

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p 11 місяців тому

      @@henryneubert7798wdym it’s started westernizing and yes thease polictions are puppet the deep start runs everything

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p 11 місяців тому

      @@henryneubert7798also the US is a imperlist nation and destroy any economic and military competitors

  • @staciemohler4624
    @staciemohler4624 11 місяців тому +27

    1:54 i respect the honesty

    • @mattbrannon1030
      @mattbrannon1030 11 місяців тому +4

      Straight out of "I Think You Should Leave"

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 4 місяці тому

      “Yeah… I did!”

  • @zh2266
    @zh2266 11 місяців тому +13

    2:45 "a peach tree dish"

    • @alex_mcburney
      @alex_mcburney 11 місяців тому +4

      My favorite scientific instrument

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 4 місяці тому

      I love using those in pale e on tall oh ghee! /joke

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 11 місяців тому +114

    2:07 american politicians when theyre asked what to do about real wages dropping and more vacant houses than unhoused people

    • @entertainmint3030
      @entertainmint3030 11 місяців тому +5

      *Homeless

    • @hamburgerhamburgerv2
      @hamburgerhamburgerv2 11 місяців тому +2

      Republican Party

    • @SilverDart214
      @SilverDart214 11 місяців тому +21

      @@hamburgerhamburgerv2 Both parties are at fault here not just the Republicans

    • @jamesburdian56
      @jamesburdian56 11 місяців тому +16

      @@SilverDart214m8 it’s just capitalism at this point

    • @ChupeTTe
      @ChupeTTe 10 місяців тому

      ​@@jamesburdian56
      Na bro its america in europe we are also capitalist we boat good, japanese are capitalists theyre even better off than europeans somehow. Its a merica problem

  • @tyler3876
    @tyler3876 11 місяців тому +30

    Mike Pence shouting out Garfield is the representation we all need

  • @deelynnpowers1668
    @deelynnpowers1668 11 місяців тому +86

    “What’s a Uyghur”😂😂😂😂

    • @loenk2651
      @loenk2651 11 місяців тому +43

      Tbf, if the word wasn't on screen I wouldn't have understood what he was saying either. It sounded like "weeger" or something.

    • @jupjup7845
      @jupjup7845 11 місяців тому +16

      @@loenk2651 the joke is that people in politics should usually have at least the 5th grade knowledge of world events to know who the uyghurs are

    • @loenk2651
      @loenk2651 11 місяців тому +12

      @@jupjup7845 I know, but I also know who the Uygurs are. The pronunciation of that guy was just really weird, so I couldn't tell what he was saying.

    • @andylea2718
      @andylea2718 11 місяців тому +9

      @@loenk2651that’s how it’s pronounced though, at least by anyone in any mainstream american news outlet

    • @artOVtrolling
      @artOVtrolling 11 місяців тому

      Yo that’s racist. We call them black culture appropriators.

  • @MrBigCookieCrumble
    @MrBigCookieCrumble 11 місяців тому +21

    OK the broccoli bit at the end is actually hillarious.

  • @DHawkBeats
    @DHawkBeats 10 місяців тому +15

    Starting off immediately with the guy yelling over zoom and the lady going thank you was already crazy 😂

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 4 місяці тому

      At she kept her cool😭

  • @sunnysidedown404
    @sunnysidedown404 11 місяців тому +6

    1:59 "I'm Stan and I was wrong. I'm singing the Stan Wrong Song"

  • @emjay0h
    @emjay0h 11 місяців тому +55

    This country is so freaking goofy and I love living in it

  • @darthfastball1150
    @darthfastball1150 10 місяців тому +16

    You HAVE to include parts of the 2022 Arizona Republican candidates for Governor debates. It was one of the most unhinged videos I’ve ever watched

  • @annieothername
    @annieothername 11 місяців тому +26

    Our system was (further) crushed by the 24hr news cycle but now we have treasure trove of the funniest content, thank you for watching decades old clips and cutting them all together!

  • @jjames3948
    @jjames3948 11 місяців тому +10

    We live in a cartoon. Or, perhaps a peach-tree dish.

  • @MirrorDepth
    @MirrorDepth 11 місяців тому +20

    America is truly the Florida of the world.

    • @PerogiXW
      @PerogiXW 11 місяців тому +7

      Maybe Earth is the Florida of the Milky Way, and that's why the aliens won't talk to us

    • @ingeaten
      @ingeaten 10 місяців тому

      ​@@PerogiXWhonestly, can't blame 'em

  • @marksmanstits
    @marksmanstits 10 місяців тому +7

    "... managed to win a seat tuesday in nevada state assembly, despite having died last month" got me so good omg

  • @SamuraiBonesie
    @SamuraiBonesie 11 місяців тому +14

    0:57 naw this is just a good politician lmao

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 3 місяці тому +4

    0:36 dude imagine getting laughed at by that many people in a situation that's supposed to be completely serious

  • @rice_frying_shrimp
    @rice_frying_shrimp 11 місяців тому +8

    "fake meat that grows in a peachtree dish" well bone apple teeth to me, that sounds delish!

    • @ingeaten
      @ingeaten 10 місяців тому +1

      Nice rhyme

  • @WarmWarthog
    @WarmWarthog 11 місяців тому +7

    3:04: Peter Griffin jumpscare warning

  • @DigitalWolverine
    @DigitalWolverine 11 місяців тому +68

    Knowing you make these amazing edits and also update Wikipedia pages on some of these political goofballs is nothing short of astounding. Great work!

  • @anscart2969
    @anscart2969 11 місяців тому +10

    Finally another compilation of my favourite comedy show: US politics

  • @westmezzanine4321
    @westmezzanine4321 11 місяців тому +77

    I swear MTG lives on another planet
    Edit: Also would love to see W's "fool me once" gaffe in one of these compilations if you keep making them. Makes me laugh every time

    • @grugiv
      @grugiv 11 місяців тому +1

      gamer pfp

  • @ObamaYemenJokes
    @ObamaYemenJokes 11 місяців тому +7

    Oh my the predator drone threat. That's why we call him Drone Strike Barry

  • @chrisrosencrans
    @chrisrosencrans 10 місяців тому +6

    "Come on man be gay" fucking killed me 😂

  • @The_TinesJathian
    @The_TinesJathian 11 місяців тому +12

    gotta watch out for the peach tree dishes

  • @noremfor
    @noremfor 11 місяців тому +21

    Beto saying "motherfucker" gets me everytime

    • @claudioroberto6554
      @claudioroberto6554 11 місяців тому +2

      What's the context for that btw, I have zero idea about who any of these people are.

    • @ef2293
      @ef2293 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@claudioroberto6554He's a Democrat who was running for governor of heavily Republican Texas, iirc some guy started laughing when he was talking about kids being killed in school shootings and he got understandably mad

    • @chaotickreg7024
      @chaotickreg7024 11 місяців тому +10

      He's the only one actually being serious about guns killing kids, but some people might think he's over the top (I don't know how you could be too angry about child murder but whatever)

  • @gracegirl1086
    @gracegirl1086 11 місяців тому +29

    Respect for the self control concerning the lack of Biden clips.

    • @diegoflores9237
      @diegoflores9237 11 місяців тому +21

      The video would be too long if biden was included

  • @0cthulhu077
    @0cthulhu077 11 місяців тому +12

    love these so much makes you feel better about how screwed we are

  • @Homme_Pur
    @Homme_Pur 11 місяців тому +12

    the us is constantly in south park mode, that's actually quite impressive

  • @lampinasuit892
    @lampinasuit892 11 місяців тому +10

    1:42 He made this speech after it was made public he was arrested for trying to hire a male prostitute, so he did turn out to be gay

  • @bruhnation7868
    @bruhnation7868 11 місяців тому +75

    please never stop posting these

  • @dguy0386
    @dguy0386 11 місяців тому +18

    please keep posting these they are awesome!!!

  • @jermasus
    @jermasus 11 місяців тому +16

    i cant get over bush saying barbara loves broccoli for the broccoli voters

  • @fidstudio4930
    @fidstudio4930 11 місяців тому +68

    the first guy is based

    • @csendesmmunista8867
      @csendesmmunista8867 11 місяців тому +33

      thing is, full first clip was about how his friends got brutally harassed by the police in a peaceful blm protest. :'(

    • @fidstudio4930
      @fidstudio4930 11 місяців тому +22

      @@csendesmmunista8867 oh then he's not based

    • @zepporiii
      @zepporiii 11 місяців тому

      @@fidstudio4930he have a very big fuck you energy

    • @fishinghobo
      @fishinghobo 11 місяців тому +11

      @@csendesmmunista8867
      ”peaceful”

    • @csendesmmunista8867
      @csendesmmunista8867 11 місяців тому

      @@fishinghobo yes, the caller said peaceful protests.
      ua-cam.com/video/6_5yzEYgTpc/v-deo.html

  • @blackrav3n659
    @blackrav3n659 11 місяців тому +6

    I thought i was watching a presidents play video with that preditor drone joke

  • @SpaceEmos
    @SpaceEmos 4 місяці тому +6

    2:54 are y’all okay in America 😭😭 please don’t tell me she’s someone in power

    • @jakesoares1280
      @jakesoares1280 Місяць тому +2

      yea she’s a republican member of congress named marjorie taylor green

    • @WisconAvgeek
      @WisconAvgeek 12 днів тому +1

      She’s insane and from Georgia

  • @mik.alvarez
    @mik.alvarez 10 місяців тому +5

    this is like watching parks & rec, but it’s reality😭

  • @---bs8dp
    @---bs8dp 11 місяців тому +4

    This is the greatest channel concept of all time

  • @micahtrujill04
    @micahtrujill04 11 місяців тому +4

    The first clip is the best "Thank You" ☺️☺️

  • @zazzzyman
    @zazzzyman 11 місяців тому +4

    The "thank you" after the dude popped off was so good.

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 4 місяці тому

      She has so much self control.

  • @DentonkingShortsPlus
    @DentonkingShortsPlus 11 місяців тому +15

    I ain't into politics or nothing, but some of these are fairly funny. 😂

  • @ilovetheunitiesnations
    @ilovetheunitiesnations 11 місяців тому +1

    6 pack of beer and this channel has made the best night of my life

  • @Voicesofdoom_legacy
    @Voicesofdoom_legacy 11 місяців тому +1

    This makes me feel emotions I cannot describe

  • @killerking1987
    @killerking1987 11 місяців тому +31

    “If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t black”
    -Joe Biden on the 2020 campaign

  • @greenhydra10
    @greenhydra10 10 місяців тому +6

    0:37 Once in a lifetime, all humanity may join hands in laughing at someone.

  • @jacobwmccoy
    @jacobwmccoy 10 місяців тому

    Thank you, seriously! All three are funny!

  • @room5058
    @room5058 10 місяців тому +6

    As an American this is the best thing I’ve seen all day 💀💀💀