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  • @jamesforgington3315
    @jamesforgington3315 Рік тому +15270

    Obama threatening the Jonas Brothers with Predator Drones sounds like something straight out of cards against humanity

    • @sieve5
      @sieve5 Рік тому +490

      @Tawheed_Taqwa_Tawakkul That makes it 1000% funnier in the worst way.

    • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
      @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 Рік тому +13

      Amazing

    • @_blank-_
      @_blank-_ Рік тому +106

      @@sieve5 Nah it's pretty tasteless, it would be like Putin joking about mercenaries

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Рік тому +20

      @@_blank-_exactly

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 Рік тому +130

      It's actually even more disturbing because he's jokingly referring to an incident where he actually murdered an American teenager with a drone.

  • @savageantelope3306
    @savageantelope3306 Рік тому +4678

    “We’re a totally peaceful racist group” even killed the crowd lmao

    • @heighwaymusic
      @heighwaymusic Рік тому +227

      And then he had the audacity to turn around and point at everyone say, “NO STOP LAUGHING”

    • @sakura5sango6
      @sakura5sango6 Рік тому +56

      @@heighwaymusic IKR. "Who the hell are you even pointing at now??!" xD

    • @henocksherlock3340
      @henocksherlock3340 10 місяців тому

      They are more peaceful than any lousy left-wing crowd loonies & redditor dwellers. They don't loot & destroy properties

    • @anne402
      @anne402 8 місяців тому +33

      Freudian slip 😭

  • @someasiandude4797
    @someasiandude4797 10 місяців тому +1272

    Hearing someone cheering and yelling “bye bye pervert!” Is the funniest thing in existence

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 9 місяців тому +9

      1:40 is truly hilarious

    • @earthavi
      @earthavi 8 місяців тому +6

      tbf he was a pervert lol

    • @Matt-q9g
      @Matt-q9g 5 місяців тому +7

      It's like a South park clip 😂

  • @Halbumen
    @Halbumen Рік тому +4191

    "c'mon larry! be gay!" will always be with me now

    • @lukemadrid5711
      @lukemadrid5711 Рік тому +109

      "It's alright, man!"

    • @Wandering4dayz
      @Wandering4dayz 11 місяців тому +16

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hunterprt1274
      @hunterprt1274 9 місяців тому +2

      He was caught in a male Airport bathroom trying hookup with someone in a stall

    • @InquisitorXarius
      @InquisitorXarius 8 місяців тому +9

      The funny thing is its even funnier with the context.

    • @InquisitorXarius
      @InquisitorXarius 8 місяців тому +5

      1:41 😂

  • @joebaumgart1146
    @joebaumgart1146 Рік тому +14258

    "We're a totally peaceful racist group"

    • @MommyKhaos
      @MommyKhaos Рік тому +1535

      The way he turned around like a fucking ghoul and pointed at them

    • @vietnamesenoodle3280
      @vietnamesenoodle3280 Рік тому +1265

      man tried to defend the group chat

    • @MrA6060
      @MrA6060 Рік тому +313

      leave me and the boys alone we are racist only with each other >:D

    • @KolMan2000
      @KolMan2000 Рік тому +293

      Average discord moderator

    • @hylianmango8272
      @hylianmango8272 Рік тому +111

      me defending the group chat

  • @SeanKL107
    @SeanKL107 Рік тому +2662

    I forgot the time President Obama threatened to kill the Jonas Brothers with a drone

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 Рік тому

      I almost forgot how this joke came after he actually did murder an American teenager with a drone. Obama is war criminal just like Bush

    • @SahloFolina2161
      @SahloFolina2161 Рік тому +29

      I never even knew it happened.

    • @_exolite
      @_exolite 9 місяців тому +38

      I hope you know how wild of a sentence this is

    • @vanconojl
      @vanconojl 9 місяців тому +4

      xD

  • @matiya158
    @matiya158 Рік тому +5065

    I wish america was real

  • @tamarawingfield9325
    @tamarawingfield9325 9 місяців тому +408

    "BYE BYE, PERVERT!!" and "I Yield MY TIME." are probably two of the greatest reactions/announcements ever made, in my opinion.

  • @personnoun7086
    @personnoun7086 Рік тому +1009

    "... despite having died last month" damn that killed me

    • @antonberkbigler5759
      @antonberkbigler5759 9 місяців тому +17

      Legit I did a double take, went back ten seconds thinking “did I just hear that right?”

    • @HeatBoi
      @HeatBoi Місяць тому

      It Killed him a Month Before That

  • @LakesideTrey
    @LakesideTrey Рік тому +4527

    As a Kentuckian I can attest the representative is still rapping Rick and Morty to this day

  • @quintiniusverginix7827
    @quintiniusverginix7827 Рік тому +6633

    The transition from the undeniably epic clip of Clinton playing the sax to the one of Hilary nae-naeing gave me whiplash

  • @jonathancampbell5231
    @jonathancampbell5231 Рік тому +3603

    I was rolling my eyes at Mike Pence until I realised it was Garfield he was honouring- Garfield deserves respect.

    • @ookami5329
      @ookami5329 Рік тому +180

      bro just rolling his eyes before he knows what the man is even saying

    • @EliteGordon1337
      @EliteGordon1337 Рік тому +1

      @@ookami5329 the natural response to a retarded politician 🤪

    • @austinthesan-antonian3932
      @austinthesan-antonian3932 Рік тому

      The only based thing pence has done lol

    • @delano4526
      @delano4526 Рік тому +24

      @@ookami5329 fax I only ignore Joe because he only says racist things or gibberish so what else should I expect

    • @KorvasYT
      @KorvasYT Рік тому +19

      Honestly I thought he was gonna honor Socks(Clinton's cat)

  • @felipebulac
    @felipebulac Рік тому +1572

    I haven't slept in nearly 24 hours and watching that middle aged man rapping Rick and Morty by Soulja Boy is making my reality implode

    • @CityRatFortnite
      @CityRatFortnite Рік тому +30

      Dawg go to sleep 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😌😌😌😌😌😴😴😥😣😴😌😴😴😴😌😌

    • @PissyLissy
      @PissyLissy Рік тому +11

      I hope you get some sleep man

    • @necromech_
      @necromech_ Рік тому +10

      good to know i'm not the only one, all of my memories have been blending together

    • @spencykings3182
      @spencykings3182 7 місяців тому

      @@necromech_ you go to sleep too

  • @gregh5061
    @gregh5061 Рік тому +4249

    Obama casually saying "Predator drones" is dark asf.

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Рік тому +90

      Exactly it’s not funny

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 Рік тому +221

      That's because he actually did murder an American teenager with a drone and that's what he's joking about here

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Рік тому +34

      @@dovidstaples9985 exactly and many other

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 Рік тому +113

      @@Bell_plejdo568p and he bombed a Doctor's Without Borders hospital

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Рік тому +42

      @@dovidstaples9985 that’s all we know he probably did a lot way worse shit

  • @daisybeaulieu1789
    @daisybeaulieu1789 Рік тому +1624

    imagine going back in time to like 1776 and showing the founding fathers these compilations

    • @space__idklmao
      @space__idklmao Рік тому +150

      They would probably crucify Adams for the church and state comment

    • @TheHouseAlwaysWins20
      @TheHouseAlwaysWins20 Рік тому +102

      Knowing half the people in this comp, we deftintly still need separation of Church and state

    • @A_Spooky_Dude
      @A_Spooky_Dude Рік тому +8

      Fun Fact: time traveling goofballs are actually the reason we have the electoral college! For this exact reason, too!

    • @sakura5sango6
      @sakura5sango6 Рік тому +2

      They would be the same not gonna lie xd

    • @saagabragi6938
      @saagabragi6938 Рік тому

      They'd change their minds about independence if they learned America became the worst country in the world.

  • @roopkd
    @roopkd Рік тому +465

    I don’t know what’s funnier the, “He should take up knitting” or the guy who won a seat despite being long dead
    💀💀

  • @WordUnheard
    @WordUnheard Рік тому +3799

    2:44 MTG actually said "Peach tree dish" instead of "petri dish".
    This is one of the many, many reasons why you don't choose politics over science.

    • @FawfulDied
      @FawfulDied Рік тому +106

      I actually think she knows how to say it, and knows exactly what she's doing. Having listened to her speak on C-SPAN, the way she "misspeaks" is just too perfect.

    • @altr-d5177
      @altr-d5177 Рік тому +227

      I can’t believe that Magic: the Gathering actually said that

    • @efenedick1305
      @efenedick1305 Рік тому +29

      Or, if you do choose politics, they need to go together

    • @GaySatanicClowns
      @GaySatanicClowns Рік тому +1

      It made me plan to get a pretty little plate with peach branches on it for my grandma. And when I give it to her I'll explain the backstory and she'll find it hilarious.

    • @SleepyGolen
      @SleepyGolen Рік тому +66

      I lost brain cells listening to her dw

  • @swiftedg
    @swiftedg Рік тому +1277

    2:42 she clearly knows a lot about "peach tree dishes"

    • @francisnicolas1819
      @francisnicolas1819 Рік тому +143

      I know our representatives are supposed to represent the actual intelligence level of most Americans, but Jesus, I didn't mean like this.

    • @Chrnan6710
      @Chrnan6710 Рік тому +48

      Especially being from Georgia

    • @swiftedg
      @swiftedg Рік тому +33

      @@francisnicolas1819 Have you tried the delicious re-preservatives from this fine peach tree?

    • @buttsmcgee1227
      @buttsmcgee1227 Рік тому +12

      @@Chrnan6710 Petri Street, Petri Road

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ Рік тому

      @@francisnicolas1819 She represents the actual intelligence level of the average American redneck

  • @GrubbyWubby
    @GrubbyWubby Рік тому +4683

    oh man i hope i don't have to eat the meat that grows in a peach tree dish

    • @dguy0386
      @dguy0386 Рік тому +51

      that's actually something my family talked about at the dinner table the other day apparently meat grown in laboratories is something people are working on

    • @sammyismuff
      @sammyismuff Рік тому

      First they took away your coal 💨and now the deepstate will take away your pigs 🐖 cows 🐄 and chickens 🐓 They’ll feed you a more economical 💵 ethical 👼 lab grown meat 🥩 and you won’t even know the difference. At least we now know where planned parenthood’s waste is going 🙀

      This country is beyond satire

    • @infinitium8460
      @infinitium8460 Рік тому +374

      @@dguy0386 The joke is that it's called a petri (pea-tree) dish, not a "peach-tree" dish.
      Also, how is this a political debate? It's a new food source, what's wrong with it? Let the science of growing tissue develop. Think of its other uses, things like growing skin for grafts, replacing lost muscles, etc

    • @hamburgerhamburgerv2
      @hamburgerhamburgerv2 Рік тому +191

      @@infinitium8460Marjorie Taylor Greene is a politician and far-right conspiracy theorist.
      She also has brought memes into Congress.

    • @PetBrickProductions
      @PetBrickProductions Рік тому +1

      Yeah I heard that Bill Gates was putting micro chips in there too. The thing is, we have no idea if they're lightly salted chips, barbecue chips, or straight up Doritios.

  • @keagaming9837
    @keagaming9837 Рік тому +3365

    It does not matter what you believe in, it does not matter what or who you think is right or wrong.
    We can all agree that this is comedy gold.

    • @cosinev1265
      @cosinev1265 Рік тому

      I'm so tired of seeing these centrist bullshit comments floating to the top of these videos

    • @Edp445IsAPedo96
      @Edp445IsAPedo96 Рік тому +24

      Clown world

    • @insanepykl3603
      @insanepykl3603 Рік тому +24

      Yes as much as I despise mr schiff. I despised him the least when he had to sing for the Mets.
      This is truly something people of all sides of the isle can enjoy

    • @anbadname
      @anbadname Рік тому

      And most of us can agree that american politics are autistic

    • @itachispinkytoe6289
      @itachispinkytoe6289 Рік тому +3

      why does someone have to say this under every single one of these videos

  • @jakobchrist2792
    @jakobchrist2792 Рік тому +531

    The first guy delivered his message perfectly..

    • @micosstar
      @micosstar Рік тому +48

      it’s a banger!

    • @TheTELproductions
      @TheTELproductions Рік тому +44

      I met that same guy on counter strike a while ago, he seemed like a good dude actually

    • @noenaem1389
      @noenaem1389 10 місяців тому +2

      What’s the video called? I love it

    • @noenaem1389
      @noenaem1389 10 місяців тому +21

      @@TheTELproductionsif u see him again tell him I have a crush on him

    • @mirihawk
      @mirihawk 7 місяців тому +8

      “i yield my time, FUCK YOU” ik he was giggling for weeks after that

  • @Scr4mbledM3ggs
    @Scr4mbledM3ggs Рік тому +1440

    “And now they’re saying I groped a male staffer.”
    “Yeah, I did!”
    I choked so bad on my water oml💀💀

    • @dutchvonrichardson
      @dutchvonrichardson Рік тому +20

      I mean how can you follow that up huh? American politics, it’s not for everyone, and even we don’t like it😅

    • @tdun15
      @tdun15 Рік тому +10

      tim robinson energy

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 10 місяців тому

      choked? 😳

    • @tired247
      @tired247 3 місяці тому +3

      This whole video feels like parks and rec 😭 it can’t be real

  • @BthIX
    @BthIX Рік тому +1808

    Suggestions for part 4:
    -Jeb Bush's "please clap"
    -Trump at the 2016 debates saying "small hands means something else, i assure you there is no problem down there"
    -Pete Buttigeig's "come on you gotta clap for that"
    -last week Lindsey Graham being invited on stage by Trump and boo'ed at during his entire speech
    Hillary's "Pokemon Go To The Polls"
    -new DeSantis War Room ad featuring Patrick Bateman and Gigachad
    -white people dancing horribly at Pete Buttigeig rally

    • @tornadodex1366
      @tornadodex1366 Рік тому +46

      PLEASE add the gigachad ad

    • @cano4085
      @cano4085 Рік тому +40

      the Hillary pokemon one was in the first part i think, the rest are gold lmao

    • @eles928
      @eles928 Рік тому +29

      DeSantis's Twitter campaign launch and the Trump Campaigns' subsequent parody need to be on there too

    • @bsame
      @bsame Рік тому +25

      Joe Biden falling off of a bike

    • @annderainer1277
      @annderainer1277 Рік тому

      I'd like to add Marjorie Taylor Green and boeberts bitch fight on the congress floor

  • @bananabrain364
    @bananabrain364 Рік тому +712

    Just a couple ideas. AOC playing Among Us, Ted Cruz reading 'Green Eggs and Ham' during his 21 hour filibuster, and of course the Tiger King guy

    • @Scr4mbledM3ggs
      @Scr4mbledM3ggs Рік тому +48

      Can’t forget Donald trump getting his entire audience to start chanting “turn off the lights”

    • @yansu1269
      @yansu1269 Рік тому +1

      Green eggs and ham >>>>>

    • @KincaidCalder-vn6bo
      @KincaidCalder-vn6bo Рік тому +1

      Wait what about AOC?

    • @acoustic_.
      @acoustic_. Рік тому +4

      @@KincaidCalder-vn6boshe played among us

    • @realperson9104
      @realperson9104 Рік тому +3

      Gotta include "I am work with many police officers."

  • @bloxrocks5179
    @bloxrocks5179 Рік тому +259

    "I lost a bet"
    that phrase will explain pretty much anything tbh

  • @AN-jz3kf
    @AN-jz3kf Рік тому +438

    3:32 the Happy Birthday Garfield Commission has got to be the most important thing Mike Pence has ever done

  • @Splatteringram
    @Splatteringram Рік тому +555

    If someone who didn’t live through Covid watched the press release on Obama reaching over the chipotle sneeze guard, it would be the funniest clip in here by far.

  • @popcornjunky8217
    @popcornjunky8217 Рік тому +387

    the best and worst part about all of this is thankfully there will be another episode coming soon. the content flow from the inner circle is strong

  • @anyandeverything15
    @anyandeverything15 Рік тому +928

    America gotta be the only country where a mayor would be expected to have a policy position on another nation.

    • @duncanniess1338
      @duncanniess1338 Рік тому +76

      He *is* running for president

    • @NekoinaBox2000
      @NekoinaBox2000 Рік тому +32

      @@duncanniess1338 Yes but in most countries, they want you to get people on your cabnet that actually know the issues to help you, not be managing 100 issues a day, on your own because as president you just aren't doing that.

    • @joshuaespinoza8325
      @joshuaespinoza8325 Рік тому +3

      my mayor 🤦‍♂, who i was supposed to be working for, until he turned me away and decided to run for president 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

    • @redhidinghood9337
      @redhidinghood9337 Рік тому +43

      ​@@NekoinaBox2000as a potential president you should know at least the basics

    • @azc261
      @azc261 Рік тому +2

      Are you talking about the Uyghurs?

  • @joebaumgart1146
    @joebaumgart1146 Рік тому +400

    Now we need a Bristish version.

    • @jacobarmour6325
      @jacobarmour6325 Рік тому +96

      British politics is less pop culture but I love how cynical, sarcastic and dry their humour is. Genuinely basically every Parliament session has constant cheering jeering and chuckling 😅

    • @DylanSimmons-q4p
      @DylanSimmons-q4p Рік тому +16

      and a Canadian version

    • @alexj.5207
      @alexj.5207 Рік тому +3

      A BLOO passport

    • @shredderly
      @shredderly Рік тому +12

      OOOOOOOOORRRRRDAAAAAAH

    • @SykoMuffin
      @SykoMuffin Рік тому +1

      @@DylanSimmons-q4pit would just be nothing but Ralph Klein quotes lol

  • @LargeLatLad
    @LargeLatLad Рік тому +539

    I’ve got to say you guys are the funniest country there is.

    • @dildo_destroyer-445
      @dildo_destroyer-445 Рік тому +26

      As a true American I can confidently say that my country is it's going to fall apart because Joe Biden mispronounce

    • @LargeLatLad
      @LargeLatLad Рік тому +11

      @@dildo_destroyer-445 Yeah for your sake I hope to god that man doesn’t win 2024.

    • @lazerpie101
      @lazerpie101 Рік тому +68

      @@LargeLatLad What's sad is that he's still better than the major opposing candidates.

    • @Teal-c
      @Teal-c Рік тому +10

      Australia has some good gaffes too as we like to copy American politics

    • @JoeJoeAdventurer
      @JoeJoeAdventurer Рік тому +7

      @@lazerpie101 true

  • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
    @judeconnor-macintyre9874 Рік тому +308

    "We haven't done anything. We're a totally peaceful racist group"
    What could the context possibly be?

  • @ActualAlien_
    @ActualAlien_ 9 місяців тому +64

    2:06 he sounds like he's trying to hold back tears

  • @gamefreakforlife
    @gamefreakforlife Рік тому +429

    For some reason the woman saying peach tree disk when trying to say petri dish is what killed me.
    They don't even know their own language and are active in politics.

    • @alicevioleta3184
      @alicevioleta3184 Рік тому +84

      she's a representative from my state... we're fucked.

    • @ohheyfullmetal
      @ohheyfullmetal Рік тому +67

      You should look her up because she says some of the CRAZIEST shit I have ever heard in my life on the daily

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 Рік тому

      I'd vote Rep every day of the week, but MTG is the embodiement of the Dunning-Kruger effect. It's hard to tell where her stupidity ends and her insanity begins.

    • @ForsakenBacon89
      @ForsakenBacon89 Рік тому +33

      She also thinks Jewish space lazers started the California wildfires

    • @Rexini_Kobalt
      @Rexini_Kobalt Рік тому +5

      reminds me of gespacho police 😂

  • @sibrilliant
    @sibrilliant Рік тому +174

    The part with Bush Sr. and broccoli was so damn wholesome and funny

  • @toothscrape
    @toothscrape Рік тому +481

    "what's a uygher?" i've never laughed so hard in my fucking life i'd vote for him based on that alone holy fuck i'm in literal tears

    • @whitneysmiltank
      @whitneysmiltank Рік тому +20

      what are figurative tears?

    • @zhakest8328
      @zhakest8328 Рік тому +8

      I honestly don’t get what that means at all

    • @Rexini_Kobalt
      @Rexini_Kobalt Рік тому

      ​@zhakest8328 its a muslim minority group in china that is currently undergoing _straight up genocide_ by the ccp, including labor camps and organ harvesting. pretty typical ccp stuff. the original commentor is basically saying he has the same amount of humanity as a nazi, i.e. none 🙃, and so did 109 other people

    • @jjabbott7249
      @jjabbott7249 Рік тому +125

      @@zhakest8328 I think the funny part is that a uygher is essentially an oppressed Muslim group in China. There's a massive human rights issue over it, so a politician should absolutely know what that is.

    • @timurdobrianskyi179
      @timurdobrianskyi179 Рік тому +8

      @@whitneysmiltankwhen you're figure drawing, and you accidentally draw tears

  • @zonarde
    @zonarde Рік тому +118

    0:37 this feels like it would be part of the blooper reel at the end of a movie

  • @hioman
    @hioman Рік тому +315

    If you do a part 4 you should do the one video where a guy shows up to a zoom town hall meeting dressed as a clown, and says "as a clown I don't feel underrepresented in the government"

    • @dollin9515
      @dollin9515 Рік тому +5

      He really shouldn't lol

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 11 місяців тому +2

      Legendary

  • @NotReal-b9z
    @NotReal-b9z 11 місяців тому +41

    "Mr. Speaker please tell me my time is expired" fucking, lol.

  • @redfaction7185
    @redfaction7185 Рік тому +86

    Man, I can only imagine how much of these out-of-context moments would be made in back then. Especially with Andrew Jackson.

    • @amoureux6502
      @amoureux6502 Рік тому +21

      Lincoln made up a persona to basically send troll letters to a political rival of his, James Shields, leading to them planning a sword duel on a small island in the Mississippi; I can only imagine what kind of antics these vids would include if we could have clips from that far back

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire Рік тому +8

      @@amoureux6502 Lincoln is a professional wrestler, imagine the crazy clips we can get.

    • @Ultravenom1
      @Ultravenom1 10 місяців тому +7

      If only we could have recorded every duel Jackson was in. It'd make history class insane.

  • @malaizze
    @malaizze 11 місяців тому +146

    3:56 This clip is actually incredible, not because of what Adams is saying but because this is one of the few solitary moments his brain wasn’t occupied with thinking of new ways to kill homeless people

  • @SleepyGolen
    @SleepyGolen Рік тому +115

    Some of them are genuinely funny and not serious stuff but the other ones make me want to move to Iceland right away

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 Рік тому +24

      Fr, the totally peaceful racist group one is hilarious but then hearing a guy say that church and state are inseparable is very concerning.

    • @Gabriel_JudgeofHell
      @Gabriel_JudgeofHell 9 місяців тому

      @@nathangaspacio6128that random the guy is the mayor of my city

  • @ChronicNewb
    @ChronicNewb Рік тому +108

    "meat that grows in a peach tree dish" I'm dying

  • @emica1427
    @emica1427 Рік тому +77

    American politics is like the funniest sitcom

  • @ziongite
    @ziongite Рік тому +148

    0:36 why is the woman the only one to laugh, that was hilarious. The men sitting next to her all have stone faces like they are barely human and don't even have emotions or understand humour, quite scary.

    • @Beaverhound
      @Beaverhound Рік тому +17

      The men didn't really look like they were paying attention in the first place, so maybe they didn't understand what he said.

    • @sapereaude7376
      @sapereaude7376 Місяць тому +2

      They probably were in disbelief as to what they just heard, I know I was lol like wtf 😂

  • @crownefarious8436
    @crownefarious8436 Рік тому +60

    2:00 WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE HE'S IN GENUINE ANGUISH THO 💀

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 9 місяців тому +6

      IKR HE KINDA GOT IT THO

    • @ProtoAlpha
      @ProtoAlpha 4 місяці тому +1

      I've never seen a guy in a guy want to die so bad😂😂😂.

  • @darrianphillips
    @darrianphillips Рік тому +562

    Joking about killing more people with drones because he knows he got away with it.

    • @fredsifyable
      @fredsifyable Рік тому +3

      😮‍💨

    • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
      @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 Рік тому +63

      Sometimes admitting to the crime in a joking manner is the best way to keep people distracted

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Рік тому +8

      Exactly he’s a criminal

    • @wafflepoet5437
      @wafflepoet5437 Рік тому +8

      @@Bell_plejdo568pIndeed. Criminality, to say nothing of war crimes, is literally a requisite of being POTUS.

    • @haywoodjablowmi1427
      @haywoodjablowmi1427 Рік тому +15

      @@Bell_plejdo568p That’s what happens when you’re president of a country like the US. Every US president has blood on their hands…

  • @Evan-px6jb
    @Evan-px6jb Рік тому +37

    We are living in a South Park episode

    • @vihailevagi
      @vihailevagi Рік тому

      Yes, because cherry-picked clips mean we’re living in a South Park episode

    • @drelezar7745
      @drelezar7745 Рік тому

      Or GTA 5

  • @DHawkBeats
    @DHawkBeats Рік тому +23

    Starting off immediately with the guy yelling over zoom and the lady going thank you was already crazy 😂

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 9 місяців тому

      At she kept her cool😭

    • @donniefleuryy.29
      @donniefleuryy.29 3 місяці тому

      nah ts took me out 😂😂best start to a video

  • @theonetruebean8800
    @theonetruebean8800 Рік тому +33

    "bill gates fake meat grown in a peach tree dish", my favorite quote ever

  • @Datroflshopper
    @Datroflshopper Рік тому +78

    The broccoli clip had me rolling

  • @Icepiq72
    @Icepiq72 Рік тому +35

    Politicians trying to be relatable is such a huge slap on the face

  • @DragonsAndDragons777
    @DragonsAndDragons777 Рік тому +165

    Whoever makes these, they are absolutely hilarious

  • @rice_frying_shrimp
    @rice_frying_shrimp Рік тому +15

    "fake meat that grows in a peachtree dish" well bone apple teeth to me, that sounds delish!

  • @SebiHemke
    @SebiHemke Рік тому +14

    "... managed to win a seat tuesday in nevada state assembly, despite having died last month" got me so good omg

  • @darthfastball1150
    @darthfastball1150 Рік тому +19

    You HAVE to include parts of the 2022 Arizona Republican candidates for Governor debates. It was one of the most unhinged videos I’ve ever watched

  • @annieothername
    @annieothername Рік тому +28

    Our system was (further) crushed by the 24hr news cycle but now we have treasure trove of the funniest content, thank you for watching decades old clips and cutting them all together!

  • @sunnysidedown404
    @sunnysidedown404 Рік тому +11

    1:59 "I'm Stan and I was wrong. I'm singing the Stan Wrong Song"

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn Рік тому +122

    2:07 american politicians when theyre asked what to do about real wages dropping and more vacant houses than unhoused people

    • @entertainmint3030
      @entertainmint3030 Рік тому +5

      *Homeless

    • @hamburgerhamburgerv2
      @hamburgerhamburgerv2 Рік тому +2

      Republican Party

    • @SilverDart214
      @SilverDart214 Рік тому +21

      @@hamburgerhamburgerv2 Both parties are at fault here not just the Republicans

    • @jamesburdian56
      @jamesburdian56 Рік тому +16

      @@SilverDart214m8 it’s just capitalism at this point

    • @ChupeTTe
      @ChupeTTe Рік тому

      ​@@jamesburdian56
      Na bro its america in europe we are also capitalist we boat good, japanese are capitalists theyre even better off than europeans somehow. Its a merica problem

  • @StarArtGamer
    @StarArtGamer 18 днів тому +10

    0:13 Okay, that was legendary

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 9 місяців тому +10

    0:36 dude imagine getting laughed at by that many people in a situation that's supposed to be completely serious

  • @jjames3948
    @jjames3948 Рік тому +13

    We live in a cartoon. Or, perhaps a peach-tree dish.

  • @DigitalWolverine
    @DigitalWolverine Рік тому +71

    Knowing you make these amazing edits and also update Wikipedia pages on some of these political goofballs is nothing short of astounding. Great work!

  • @MrBigCookieCrumble
    @MrBigCookieCrumble Рік тому +22

    OK the broccoli bit at the end is actually hillarious.

  • @chrisrosencrans
    @chrisrosencrans Рік тому +12

    "Come on man be gay" fucking killed me 😂

  • @tyler3876
    @tyler3876 Рік тому +34

    Mike Pence shouting out Garfield is the representation we all need

  • @Cheeeseyboi
    @Cheeeseyboi Рік тому +8

    Oh my the predator drone threat. That's why we call him Drone Strike Barry

  • @sachiekat1238
    @sachiekat1238 Рік тому +91

    How is this the most powerful nation on earth

    • @DeusTex-Mex
      @DeusTex-Mex Рік тому +27

      money

    • @DanceySteveYNWA
      @DanceySteveYNWA Рік тому +15

      Britain hooked them up.

    • @henryneubert7798
      @henryneubert7798 Рік тому +36

      Their geography makes their playthrough into an easy mode. It's almost unfair. Large population (due to size and immigration being attractive), fertile lands, long coasts, resources, distance from european conflicts and their country already started westernized. During the 20th century, the european dwarf states basically commited suicide in the form of the 2 World Wars, and the Soviet Union collapsed due to having an equally delusional ideology but being honest about it's authoritarianism instead of masquerading itself as a democracy. By having that minimalistic democratic system, the USA has the legitimacy of a democracy in the eyes of its own poorly educated people while also having a strong leader and a nice and stable oligarchical skeleton. It's not really about competence, you basically have to screw up on purpose to not become the most powerful nation with this geography and historical circumstances.

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Рік тому

      @@henryneubert7798wdym it’s started westernizing and yes thease polictions are puppet the deep start runs everything

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Рік тому

      @@henryneubert7798also the US is a imperlist nation and destroy any economic and military competitors

  • @anscart2969
    @anscart2969 Рік тому +12

    Finally another compilation of my favourite comedy show: US politics

  • @mario44340
    @mario44340 Рік тому +56

    This country is so freaking goofy and I love living in it

  • @zazzzyman
    @zazzzyman Рік тому +6

    The "thank you" after the dude popped off was so good.

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 9 місяців тому

      She has so much self control.

  • @MirrorDepth
    @MirrorDepth Рік тому +25

    America is truly the Florida of the world.

    • @PerogiXW
      @PerogiXW Рік тому +10

      Maybe Earth is the Florida of the Milky Way, and that's why the aliens won't talk to us

    • @ingeaten
      @ingeaten Рік тому

      ​@@PerogiXWhonestly, can't blame 'em

    • @simplesimon8255
      @simplesimon8255 3 місяці тому

      Florida has a great economy and tons of people want to move there, so I agree!

  • @noremfor
    @noremfor Рік тому +26

    Beto saying "motherfucker" gets me everytime

    • @claudioroberto6554
      @claudioroberto6554 Рік тому +2

      What's the context for that btw, I have zero idea about who any of these people are.

    • @ef2293
      @ef2293 Рік тому +9

      ​@@claudioroberto6554He's a Democrat who was running for governor of heavily Republican Texas, iirc some guy started laughing when he was talking about kids being killed in school shootings and he got understandably mad

    • @chaotickreg7024
      @chaotickreg7024 Рік тому +12

      He's the only one actually being serious about guns killing kids, but some people might think he's over the top (I don't know how you could be too angry about child murder but whatever)

  • @Homme_Pur
    @Homme_Pur Рік тому +14

    the us is constantly in south park mode, that's actually quite impressive

  • @blackrav3n659
    @blackrav3n659 Рік тому +7

    I thought i was watching a presidents play video with that preditor drone joke

  • @deelynnpowers1668
    @deelynnpowers1668 Рік тому +90

    “What’s a Uyghur”😂😂😂😂

    • @loenk2651
      @loenk2651 Рік тому +45

      Tbf, if the word wasn't on screen I wouldn't have understood what he was saying either. It sounded like "weeger" or something.

    • @jupjup7845
      @jupjup7845 Рік тому +17

      @@loenk2651 the joke is that people in politics should usually have at least the 5th grade knowledge of world events to know who the uyghurs are

    • @loenk2651
      @loenk2651 Рік тому +14

      @@jupjup7845 I know, but I also know who the Uygurs are. The pronunciation of that guy was just really weird, so I couldn't tell what he was saying.

    • @andylea2718
      @andylea2718 Рік тому +9

      @@loenk2651that’s how it’s pronounced though, at least by anyone in any mainstream american news outlet

    • @artOVtrolling
      @artOVtrolling Рік тому

      Yo that’s racist. We call them black culture appropriators.

  • @The_TinesJathian
    @The_TinesJathian Рік тому +12

    gotta watch out for the peach tree dishes

  • @jermasus
    @jermasus Рік тому +18

    i cant get over bush saying barbara loves broccoli for the broccoli voters

  • @mik.alvarez
    @mik.alvarez Рік тому +6

    this is like watching parks & rec, but it’s reality😭

  • @zh2266
    @zh2266 Рік тому +15

    2:45 "a peach tree dish"

    • @alex_mcburney
      @alex_mcburney Рік тому +4

      My favorite scientific instrument

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 9 місяців тому

      I love using those in pale e on tall oh ghee! /joke

  • @gracegirl1086
    @gracegirl1086 Рік тому +31

    Respect for the self control concerning the lack of Biden clips.

    • @diegoflores9237
      @diegoflores9237 Рік тому +22

      The video would be too long if biden was included

  • @0cthulhu077
    @0cthulhu077 Рік тому +14

    love these so much makes you feel better about how screwed we are

  • @TitaniumTurbine
    @TitaniumTurbine Рік тому +13

    2:38 This is schizophrenia personified, even if this might only be political rhetoric. Consider this, it is estimated that there are 20 million Americans with *untreated schizophrenia*. If you or a loved one is experiencing intense episodes of paranoia, delusions, incorrect retelling of events/people, bouts of random/intense anger, memory loss… please consider seeking treatment ASAP. Not all schizophrenics may experience the same symptoms, but all schizophrenics deserve to live their life to the fullest.

  • @dguy0386
    @dguy0386 Рік тому +19

    please keep posting these they are awesome!!!

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 9 місяців тому +4

    Not the laugh track after he tried to claim they were a peaceful racist group!

  • @westmezzanine4321
    @westmezzanine4321 Рік тому +78

    I swear MTG lives on another planet
    Edit: Also would love to see W's "fool me once" gaffe in one of these compilations if you keep making them. Makes me laugh every time

    • @grugiv
      @grugiv Рік тому +1

      gamer pfp

  • @fidstudio4930
    @fidstudio4930 Рік тому +68

    the first guy is based

    • @csendesmmunista8867
      @csendesmmunista8867 Рік тому +33

      thing is, full first clip was about how his friends got brutally harassed by the police in a peaceful blm protest. :'(

    • @fidstudio4930
      @fidstudio4930 Рік тому +22

      @@csendesmmunista8867 oh then he's not based

    • @zepporiii
      @zepporiii Рік тому

      @@fidstudio4930he have a very big fuck you energy

    • @fishinghobo
      @fishinghobo Рік тому +12

      @@csendesmmunista8867
      ”peaceful”

    • @csendesmmunista8867
      @csendesmmunista8867 Рік тому

      @@fishinghobo yes, the caller said peaceful protests.
      ua-cam.com/video/6_5yzEYgTpc/v-deo.html

  • @bruhnation7868
    @bruhnation7868 Рік тому +77

    please never stop posting these

  • @micahtrujill04
    @micahtrujill04 Рік тому +4

    The first clip is the best "Thank You" ☺️☺️

  • @DentonkingShortsPlus
    @DentonkingShortsPlus Рік тому +15

    I ain't into politics or nothing, but some of these are fairly funny. 😂

  • @lampinasuit892
    @lampinasuit892 Рік тому +16

    1:42 He made this speech after it was made public he was arrested for trying to hire a male prostitute, so he did turn out to be gay

  • @BullyHunter79
    @BullyHunter79 Рік тому +9

    Marjorie really said a peach tree dish

  • @MrCreed5058
    @MrCreed5058 Рік тому +9

    As an American this is the best thing I’ve seen all day 💀💀💀

  • @staciemohler4624
    @staciemohler4624 Рік тому +33

    1:54 i respect the honesty

  • @ChiefsRaysBolts
    @ChiefsRaysBolts Рік тому +3

    Absolutely need the George Bush "now watch this drive" clip on the next segment

  • @WarmWarthog
    @WarmWarthog Рік тому +11

    3:04: Peter Griffin jumpscare warning

  • @mastapimp189
    @mastapimp189 Рік тому +20

    I want that Bill Gates peach tree burger.... LMAO

  • @mundaneheavy
    @mundaneheavy 8 місяців тому +3

    "C'mon Larry, be gay! For us, man!"

  • @TAELSDOLL
    @TAELSDOLL Рік тому +16

    the broccoli one was the only wholesome one

    • @artOVtrolling
      @artOVtrolling Рік тому

      Oh you didn’t like the predator drone bit?

    • @NZIA
      @NZIA Рік тому +3

      what about wishing garfield a happy birthday

  • @TheBodyEuphoric
    @TheBodyEuphoric 10 місяців тому +1

    absolute CHAD move of the first guy to not even use his last 3 seconds