Drinking Water Jesus
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- Stop these jacksepticeye dee fakes or I'll take your phone
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RIP water Jesus
Water Jesus RIP
F
RIP. 😞
Please wear your hat more. And play Hollow Knight
hallelujah
Yes
2019: Drinking gamer girl bath water
2020: Drinking mouldy water jesus
Yep
I was 100 like
I thought they were the same thing
@@TheSucram729 ..
that1_ Cow yes?
The FEAR in Jack's eyes when his bell went quiet - Is terrifying
Bean yboi YOU DONT OWN ANYTHING ON THE I N T E R N E T
Stolen
Bean yboi I checked nearly all the comment cause I was bored and you did not write any comment so stop trying to take credit from this person
Alex Felgar How did you read all 5,000 comments tho?
@@alexfelgar9821 he did comment that tho
I used to be a big fan but after watching this masterpiece I’m basically an air conditioner
By far one of the funniest comments I’ve ever seen and it only has 21 likes
@@bowserpog oh no
@@bowserpog mate edit it to just kk
@@lewiskidd7133 i dont even remember why i comented that
He had us in the first half not gonna lie
Only Jack can say he'll hoist me up with a ladder and drill me up a wall...
Uhhhh....
ahem
i rxtsmischief would hoist yee up with a ladder and drill ya up a wall
I have said the forbidden sentence
Seán*
@@Fin_Eetu no one really cares almost all his fans call him jack 😂😂😂😂 it's not a hate comment sorry if it sounds like it
@@moonnottakenn2675 I know right 😂😂
People who think the bell is boring and repetitive.
Irish people: We speak DINGDINDING AND IRISH NOISES..
I agree but im not Irish...
Stitch Draws I haven’t got an Irish bone in my body but when I watch Jacksepticeye I am a full Irishman
Hahahaha funny
jack, please bring back not tonight!!!
The language of gods
“It’s time to go to bed, brush your teeth...” 🥺 Irish dad cares about us
He always Does 😌
I thought Irish mom as well.
Like he said in the anxiety video.
Bell of caring Seán
o
"It's the Save Humanity bell!"
*Bell Breaks*
this is the reason of 2020
2020 2: "ah f**k not again" edition
wtf as soon as i read the first line of this comment, he actually said it in the video.
I love how everyone's tearing into Jack for owning a drill and a ladder.
Does anyone remember how much he loved house flipper?? Why are you surprised?? We've known he likes DIY for ages now.
yep
_honey, i'm trash_
honeyyyyyyyyyyy, I'm trassshhhhhhhhhhhh
my boyfriend hasn't had access to youtube in years (his mother was very strict). the last videos he remembers watching are you playing gta and beamNG drive. i mentioned jack to him the other day; he had no idea i watched him too. he pulled up the old videos he used to watch. about half way through a gta video, he got a little sad. "these aren't as funny as i remember." i asked him if he wanted to watch your newer content. i showed him the first jacksepticeye's funniest home video. he absolutely loved it. ever since, he's been binge watching your videos, especially meme time and jack's funniest home videos. everytime a new meme time or jfmv releases, i tell him and he'll come over and watch it. we've became so much closer because of you. thank you, jack. though you didn't help directly, you helped me find my soulmate. ❤
This is so sweet! :c
That's so cute!
wheres that wholesome award when you need it
Awww that’s sweet I hope you and your boyfriend stay together :D
onetrickmagic Wtf
Alternate title: Loud Irishman nearly poisons himself but actually didn’t
That would be the title if seán was a click baiting little boy instead of a real lad
and for an alternate intro "WHAT'S UP YOU NON IRISH BUT PART OF AN IRISH ARMY BECAUSE YOURE PROBABLY SUBSCRIBED, SEXY BITCHES! YOU LIKED AND NOW I DO A THING!!!!!"
Loud Irishman nearly poisons himself by drinking what he called a.... Water.. Jesus.?
I love how his reaction to the Lego intro was so predictably genuine that even the video knew he was gonna say "holy crap"
if Jack wore his hat and his flamingo pants at the same time he would become unstoppable.
He's holding back he doesn't want to destroy everything
And holding his floppy banana
I think I actually found a pair of flamingo shorts
indeed
Jack brought back the hat, but he needs the flamingo shorts, but. We can’t have both at the same time, it’s too powerful for us
Thanos has nothing on the hat and flamingo shorts
Agreed lol
U forgot the green hair
@@Astroenjo Yes But what would he look like if he had green hair now still?
@@darwingabriel9171 I mean you saw someone make jack's face into megamind's head I think somebody will make a picture of him with green hair with his current hair style
Don't judge Jack and his ladders. In fact, he's a genius. He found a way to get high without drugs.
Bell of wholesome meme
Bell of intellect
baddum tshhhhhhhhhh
Lol
Lmfao rn
Jack: 8 MONTH OLD WATER
The Ocean: haha, weakling
4:00
I hope water-Jesus doesn't bless you with gastroenteritis...
I feel like a new organism is gonna start growing inside of him
300+ likes and 2 comments
@@KristenRobertskris10lr Baby-Water-Jesus volume 2?
Alek De Chateau it will slowly envelope jack until it gains sentience then it will take control of jack, slowly consuming him and only then, will jack become a real snac
Alek you spaz😂😂😂😂
Anyone notice how the Bell breaks when “Save humanity” is uttered
It's a sign
It’s the 2020 curse
Uh oh
I hope that it broke because it was upside down. If it is not, well endgame is soon.
Son of a bi... explosion noise
"I'll eat my floppy banana"
"Gross death water"
Seems... STRANGE.
yep
"I can't even build a square building in Minecraft" He steps back to look at his house and it's a perfect sphere
jack: makes perfect septohedron
The Minecraft half might be fake as it was in ksi's video
Seàn:”end of episode bell, go to bed”
Me: “it’s 6pm... if you say so”
Its 12am where me an sean are
Scooterino rip, you should got to bed
Scooterino yep,
Its 1am here lmao
Me reading this comment: it’s almost 3 am lmao
Jack is excited about having a ladder because he's Irish. Now he finally can climb onto a rainbow to reach his pot of gold.
😂
😂
Ooh, you're wrong for that!😆😆
Yes
but... they're at the bottom
Jack: Don’t bully me about my big forehead
Also Jack: Just because I have a 14 mile wide forehead
Man, with my massive forehead, I look like sakura
If he tells you not to do something, don't do it. Let him be the parent to you.
Jack is king HAHA.. no, no.
But don't make fun of him, ok? Don't. You're not a real fan if you make fun of him.
@@theblasteffect4499 What? DONT YOU DARE SAY IM NOT A FAN
@@theblasteffect4499 Ever heard of a joke before, kid?
You know, I'm surprised when they edited his face onto The Rock, they didn't call him The Shamrock!
😂😂😂😂😂
This is the best comment I’ve seen so far
@@KitKat-kh9nz Oh well goodness! lol thank you so much!! I'm so happy I gave you a laugh!
* w h e E z E *
that is genuinely brilliant
Ok, hear me out here... a Siren Head game in that pixel art style.
Abso-fuckin-lutely
Hell yeah
genius
*Y e s*
With water jesus?
Stick bug is the new being gnomed, just less annoying imo.
I personally like it
It's kind of a Rick roll as well
yea, its a less annoying stickbug and a more modern rickroll
Yeah, and the music is an absolute bop
At least the song is catchy though
Jack: I'll be called Aqua Lad
DC Fans: But there already is a Aqua-
Me: Shhh don't tell him. Let the man dream 😌
4:00
people: the bell is annoying
me, w/high frequency hearing loss: it does not even make a noise
Hearing aid for me is kicking the bell up a notch. Ding, ding, ding! I'm still not annoyed by the bell! 😂👍🏼
4:02
@@goldenpotato2159 it was sent even a jack u idiot
@@xzzzz8431 what? Can you type in a way that I can understand you
oh you poor soul to never hear the glorious sound of the bell.
“stop buying stupid awards from reddit”
s- seán we’re getting some of those awards for free...
He Drank It!!
Holy Potatoes he drank it!!
@AzAxie the internet: sHuT uP hEs VeRiFiEd DoNt YoU dArE tAlK bAd tO hIm
ok
ZinxTheDemonSlayer lmao the verified gods of UA-cam
YOOOO
seán must play black mesa
Jack: “Off to bed now, the show is over”
Me at 1:10 am on a school night: 👁👄👁
4:00
How LEGO hasn’t had a man bun hairstyle yet is beyond me.
They have actually
Manbuns make anything better.
RETURN OF THE KING
Jack: Yeah
RETURN OF THE MANBUN
Jack: YEAH
RETURN OF THE HAT
Jack: YEAH!!
RETURN OF THE GREEN HA--
Jack: No.
But imagine: green hair with the man bun
@@scrensaver_ now that i'd love to see, green haired jack was when he was at his best imo, hes still great though
I'd pay money for the return of green hair😔
Id take green hair over that shitty man bun
@@snikerz5886 bruv, man buns radiate sexy ass big wrinkle brain energy **bell of fucking awesomeness**
Just hearing him say the ‘fancy’ from Little Misfortune makes me smile.
Foncé
It's the golden clip when seán says fancy every time
where is it!!!!!
5:53 I very very very almost died of laughter, my stomach started to hurt and I could not breathe. Did anyone else laugh at Jack saying "I had to get a good angle on my dangle"?
Jack: "go brush your teeth and go to bed"
Me, who just woke up: **confused Australia noises**
The question now is are you going to go back to sleep? 😂😂
*me waking up at 3:40 pm*
Me, who is chilling at 1 pm: *confused American EST noises*
More confused Australia noises
I hope ur head is okay with all ur blood rushing to it from hanging upside down all the time xx
Why do I just imagine Jack having all these bells sitting on his desk, all labeled for each and every occasion 😂😂😂
Emily Rain you don't have bells labeled for every occasion?
@@evlshoots Not EVERY occasion o.O do you?
@@emilyrain5702 yes.
@@mizleadt6163 Well shit o.O I think I need more bells
ha humor
"How many of you have used a ladder in the last 20 days?"
Me, a 5'2" individual with stupidly high cabinets for some reason: "I really wish the answer was zero, but god looked down at me and went ha ha short."
6'2" and i guarantee i've bumped my head more times than you in this last 20 days. this is why short people are smarter. the grass is always greener lmao
*laughs in 5'6"*
*cries in 5'6"*
Big short person mood.
@Matt B hah you think you got it bad... Cries in 7'1
Pros of being short: I always fit in the car, airplane, bus seat, and can even stretch my legs a bit!
Cons of being short: can't reach half the things at work.
Sean: on the run.
FBI: we need dna to find him
FBI: the hat.
Jack: I don't think I'll go to conventions anymore, I don't want to get sick
Also Jack: *drinks Water Jesus*
BAHAHA
Hooolyyyy waterer hesus
I always thought he actually drunk it, but the glass is kind of clean; means the liquid moved and the color is different, the liquid is most likely a different drink that kind of looks like it
@@AlekeiCG.... we know. 0:34
Seán : Is this the new Rick-roll?
My brain : SHAWTY’S LIKE A MELODY
3:58
8:50
69 likes
Never gonna give you up neve-
Ur not wrong - I do it all the time
We should start a petition for jack to French braid his hair.
yes.
Yeshhhhh
A video of Evylin braiding his hair is something i would gladly watch
YESSSS BB
@Smashed Potatos LOLLL
Jack: "Go to bed!"
Me, at 10 in the morning: why not?
I'm not entirely sure, but I just have this weird feeling that the "bell is annoying" meme hit a nerve
Jack should start selling bells
All us Irish are like that
I was going to like your comment, but it was at 69 likes and I couldn't bring myself to do it. so here's your like.
Jokes on you if you shamed Jack on his ladder, he's planning a WWE style ladder match and you all signed yourselves up
Damn
I’m down
Love how he calls out the stupid comment format that literally everyone uses now. I've been waiting for this day to come 😂
UA-cam: don't swear, children's are watching
Me: Then why don't kids go to youtube kids, huh
Im a kid and i agree but idc about cussing
I LIKE CHOCOLATE ♥
@@kawaii-bumblebee9616 nobody cares
Beacause it SUCKS
LAUGH is on the board. This means this is actually Jacksepticeye’s Funniest Home Videos.
Why
NANI?
6:20 for anyone looking. Can't wait for that series to return!
Oh yeah, that's funny. I wonder why he put that on the board.
@@felixhunter600 imagine reading
Alternate Title: Jack drinks some parasitic coconut water and decides to look up images of other celebs to switch bodies with them.
Seán then: Watching people drink chunky milk
Seán now: Drinking Jesus water
i love this. This is the new redit section and the rewards are reply's.
Seán
Is it me or is he changing the video titles???
Jack talking about his found hat: It still hasnt been washed!
Me staring at my 15 year old coca cola hat: ... people wash their hats?
Jack: “I can drill you” “I can drill you onto a wall”
Me: :| you might want to rephrase that buddy
I think... he knows what he said ._.
Please change
I see nothing wrong here. I'd let jack drill me into the wall
Mm, my favourite, refreshing drink: coagulated jesus water.
French statue of Jesus mysteriously starts drinking water from its feet. Locals assumed it was holy water and drank it. It was actually toilet water from a clogged toilet nearby.
bruh i wrote that and my grammarly said I sounded forceful and informal lmfao
Nobody: People enjoying food: m
It's actually called *water jesus*
Yes indeed 👍🏽 🙌
@@jmarcus0101 no holy water
"Hes so annoyi-"
Ad: *ESCAPE TO THE WORLD OF ANIME*
Funimation
Crunchyroll is better ngl lololol
WITH THE FUNIMATION APP
I got an ad for youtube premium at that point lmao
Subs and dubs
7:45 Jack: I like being able to fix patches in my house.
Me: Do you like being able to pretend to be Evelynn's height?
I remember when this video was called 'These Jacksepticeye Deep Fakes Must Be Stopped'
Same
Same
Me too
I mean I just clicked the notification now, and I realised the name changed wtf
i saw when it was named that but didnt watch it
Millennials: B I G B R A I N
Jack: Huge Wrinkle
Jack just called you out, you sad, you wanna cry?
He a boomer
Craig army is better than fish army. Dirty stinky fish
Normal Piano player I’m also a normal piano player
Nyxin Bowden good
I love Jack's responses to people meming him adulting. He's still the same sassy child. He's just learned the glorious enginuity of drilling you to a wall by your wedgied undies while atop a ladder.
Sounds kinky.
Is adulting not also a term for unfaithfulness?
@ That's adultery.
He's like my five year old nephew he also thinks drills and ladders and sooo coool
Me about to go to bed:
Jack: go to bed now!
Me: well now I’m not doing it
I just realized
Flamingo shorts had taken over the hat
The man bun had taken over the green hair
The bell took over Sam
The Irish lad's took over the other boiz
The beard took over Jack
Meme time took over the channel
UPGRADES PEOPLE, UPGRADES
Lol but Poor Sam
He shall be missed unless Jack remembers him again
Or Jack changes his profile picture thingy into a Bell then.... 😐
Sam's not replaced he's in the corner watching Jack.
Excuse me I have some objections
@@Fiddlestick007 What is it? I'm curios
You know what that’s called? Growth.
Jack: It's the end of episode bell, go brush your teeth and go to bed. It's that time.
Me: Climbs into bed at 9:00 AM. "Okay Jack"
Dylan Is Awesome IMG LOL ITS 6:13 FOR ME AND I WAS PLANNING ON STAYING UP BUT I GUESS IM GOING TO BED THIS IS AWESOME
He literally said stop this stinky meme
Loch32 hello sir I don’t know why I’m replying to this
@@elizabethafton5835 hello to you too
dent uys de feckin template mate. ye feckin BOT
Jack looks at cloudy water “I don’t think I should drink this”
nah its fine
where is it i didnt see it and dont want to rewatch the entire video
Sooooo... who's gonna tell him that that Aqualad is an actual DC character?
It is?!
I thought this a long time ago
This just in: Jack turns gay for himself.
I love ur profile picture....
Ah, hello there fellow Hetalian 😼
Dude, he has always been gay for himself
ah yes more hetalians
😌💅✨
He can never be gay again cause he drank water jesus
That intro looks like a frickin' lego movie, IT'S JUST SOOO GOOD
Is that The LEGO Movie 3?!
@@robertcortez4956 aperantly they're making a Lego Batman movie 2! I just hope it doesn't come out too soon or else it might flop like the lego movie 2 and the lego ninjago movie...
Bruh they used the double decker couch
I know
Jesus Christ, that "go to bed"-thing at the end! I literally had a snack _and_ this is the last video before I go to bed! Dude.
You are a snack
Bell of snac
Not Jesus christ. Water jesus christ
I was watching the ep while eating lunch & was literally like 4 bites away from being done when he said that, so naturally, I responded “but mooooom I’m not ready for bed yet. Five more minutes pleeeease”
I just woke up but he told me to go back to.bed. Im not complaining
Him: drinks gross water
A second later after drinking JESUS water: demon noises
Jack’s next year April fools video is just three hours of the bell ringing at full volume
"I promised I Would Drink it"
That's what she said.
That's what I *wouldn't* do
Jack: *tries to ring saves humanity bell*
Bell: *breaks*
Me: Well that’s ominous.
4:02
This is why these comments are cringe🤦♂️😂
@@crispy_retrodude9463 🎖🎖🎖
@@crispy_retrodude9463 Eh, what can I say, I like the meme. Besides, cringing helps exercise those biceps!
@@crispy_retrodude9463 That's pretty cringe bruh ngl
"GO TO BED" - Sean
*Looks at time*
"Oh I guess it is almost midnight on a school night"
Alternate Title: Irish man judges reddit awards for 20 minutes.
Ahem 20:17 get it right bro
This was a joke
*Sees cat in pixel art*
Jack: I gotta show Evelien
I'm sorry, but that bit was just so sweet
I wanna call jack "The Holy Bell Knight" now 😅
Reaper Shadow Yes
Theory: Jack got the ladder so he can kiss Evelyn.
Y e s
😂😂😂
Lol
OOF
*y e s*
Alternate title: old man shouts modern technology for 20 minutes 😂
Sean: refuses to dye hair green again for a little bit
Also sean: *puts liquid suffering directly in his mouth*
Stop he was clear
"Jack: blah blah blah
Me: ha ha ha"
Play complete the mission
F in the chat for our boy Charles 😢
NBABALL lister respect to you
@@true.2652 spoilers much???
@@true.2652 This truly was the greatest plan
Anyone explain?
Someone: The bell isn't funny
Jack: Ding dong, you are wrong
Alternate is ding dong your opinion is wrong
Bell of wrong *ding ding ding ding ding*
Your comments are the ones he talked about not being original
But... It isn't actually funny... Nothing about jacksepticeye is funny. I used to find him funny and I used to respect him. But he has changed way to much since then.
@@Foeisudhxj ok
*sean starts ringing the bell twice as hard*
Me: This... Does put a smile on my face
*Y E S*
-Me being in Australia-
Jack: GO TO BED
Me, just waking up; -wipes tear- I'm sorry
I’m with ya
Jack: "I'm not a tall man!"
Everyone on the internet: he said it, he was able to face reality
*When you realize that everyone watching this got stick bugged*
... How dare you...
:>
Getting stickbugged is a pleasant surprise, tbh. It's just a funky little man dancing
@@ghost.i True, but you still got stickbugged.
I like getting stick bugged so I don't care
The only place on UA-cam where you can hear a grown Irish man ringing a bell and screaming “ya rat lickers!” At the top of his lungs
“I’m gonna drink water Jesus.”
Jack, you’ve gone too far
No, Maybe
IDK
I legit gagged and almost vomited
Toxxic Maybe stop begging for attention and subs.
I sence an argument coming up
Hit me with the JUICY burns Plz
xD
Jack: Does literally anything.
Fans of Jack: Jack: It's the end of episode bell, go brush your teeth and go to bed. It's that time.
Me: Climbs into bed at 9:00 AM. "Okay Jack"
Sameeee
Me who literally fell asleep 3 hrs ago.
Trashest formatting ever
Me except replace "goes to bed at" with "wont fall asleep until" 9am
Jack just said something about this and you still do it 😂😂😂😂
Anyone notice that he changed the title from
“Stop these deepfakes” or something like that to
“I promised I would drink it”
Edit: Now he changed it to “Drinking water jesus”
Also changed the thumbnail
Yea he did
It probably wasn’t getting the interaction amount he was hoping for. I know I clicked on the I drank it version only to realize this was the same video haha
I thought it was a new video lol
yeah why are the notification thumbnails and titles different from the actual video because I've seen it happen with other youtubers
Jack, i get you, when my Grandfather passed, i was so excited to inherit his ladder and bandsaw. Growing up he always let me help out with handy work and was such a great role model and those things always make me think of him.
“Dude I can’t even build a square building in minecraft”
👁👄👁 B-but...it’s all squares seán
Oh shit
Ace Attorney profile picture gang 😎
*snatches your wig with a sticky hand toy* hell yeah 😎
8x9 isn't a square
wait its all squares
Always has been
When Jack started talking about being short and needing a ladder I caught myself subconsciously looking over at the step ladder I had to get just so I could get into my new dorm bed...
An old ally is waiting for you, Jack. It's time to "Complete the Mission."
HENRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sorry i just remembered that one charge scene when i saw this lol)
Wait put the url in this comment and tag me cause I wanna see what y'all stalking about cause you my friend have peaked my interest
@@weirdnessisforever769 theres a new henry stickman game bruh
It epiccc
me, who joined an English handbell choir and already knows how to speak the language of the bells: *I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU*
I love how no one is talking about the fact that Jack just went for Jacksfilms throat at 10:32 lmfao
ThatOneStupidArtist 10th like
It’s kind of easy comedy at this point.
R.I.P A§
40 seconds into the video I had LITERALLY yelled "oh my God Seán NO" so loud it startled my dog 🤣
Ikr! I didnt want him to ACTUALLY drink water jesus
Wow, it's really rare that I find someone who shares the same name as me.
Ya true
@@CynthiaMcKeen lol that is awesome looks like we spell it the same was as well 😍 clearly we need to be best friends now 😊
Next day: Jack died
Reason: drank Jesus water
Welp at least he goes to heaven
Nah he'll come back after three days
I was the 69th like~
@@julianalberink1242 lol!
Jesus: It wasn't me
.....
It’s bell time its bell time
Gather all ur bells it’s bell time
It’s bell time
It’s bell time
The only cure for silence!
Bell of I had to 🔔
Why did I actually gag when he “drank” Jesus water
jesus, just watch my stuff
@@JohnPlayerDaniel Stop self promoting
@STAR Not when you say it so aggressively
Yeah please
I did not actually expect him to act like he did it so soon, I nearly threw up.
Didn’t realize this until recently, but he would look just like Joseph Seed from the Far Cry series if he had the glasses.
Dude I just killed Seed in Farcry 5 today. 😂
@@deathvvolfy8044 I'm guessing your talking about Joseph but there are 4 of them
Omg ur right😂
@@ob911-wawa yeah
IM IMAGINING SEAN ON BREAK JUST SITTING THERE "i need the perfect joke for my return, something spectacular, something never before seen" sean sits at his desk for weeks, thinking, until it comes to him "AHA I left Water Jesus in a TWITCH glass so ill say it has BITS in in!!!" sean won youtube that day
You: *has a perfect 123 likes*
Me: Bye-bye :')
V@@justclaymore v
jack... *likes* to clean the gutters, and repair the house?
.... you get a (dingdingdingding) **bell of manliness**
"The Bells of Notre Dame", but it's performed on Jacksepticeye's bell.
DING DING! Bell of hypocrisy among the pious!
Morning in Paris the city awakes to the bells of Notre Dame
@@lathlisselara2397 The fisherman fishes, the bakerman bakes, to the bells of Notre Dame.
Jack needs to do this