I’m also red/green colorblind, it’s extremely annoying to tell a person “I’m colorblind” and they just go off and say “WhAt cOLor iS THiS?” And then say “Oh, you’re not colorblind, you liar!” It’s annoying, don’t do it, people
@@trazthealien3246 Thats the point. I get enjoyment from seeing their inferior eyes look down on me in shame. Oh yes, those eyes looking at me like I am such a bad bad boy... Jk I find it funny when my colorblind friends say, nOoOoO tHaTs nOt hOw iT wOrKs in a broken voice.
I'm so use to not having a dog that when he said that it didn't affect me then I realised the massive ball of white fluff behind me is my dog.. (had her for 5 months there's a video of her on my channel)
I know this is a joke, but in all honestly watching meme time does make me forget about my depression for the short time that I'm watching it. Seán really helps people out more than I think he realizes. I don't know about the world, but for 19 minutes, *I* wasn't so depressed :))
me at twelve o'clock: It's lunchtime, It's lunchtime, gather all your friends it's lunchtime, it's lunchtime it's the only cure for starvation. the guy sitting next to me: wtf are you doing
His mum called him Jack as a nickname when he was a kid, and one day, playing Soccer, he was hit in the head with a ball, and it got infected. Thus his friends started calling him JackSepticEye
My late grandmother had a small collection of vintage intricately carved metal bells and every New Year’s she let us grandkids take them out and ring them. Sean’s bells reminds me of them.
Thank you jack for helping me with my anxiety attacks with these videos, it helps a lot surprisingly, maybe i just like memes, but thanks for these videos.
Jack: “If jesus was a youtuber he would’ve asked people to subscribe” Bruh he IS a youtuber/chess grandmaster/hunger games actor/adult video script writer. You even play with him on among us smh my head
Jack: “do the among us characters have names...are these like. space men?” Me: They should be called mongi (like fungi). So one of them will be called 'a mongus'
dude I swear Icelandic names are designed to be impossible for people to pronounce, it has gone so far that even other Icelandic people can't even pronounce some names. For example my names Sigyn and I have never heard a single person pronounce it correctly the first time.
“I bet you all have weird names” Caught me. Try saying this one jack: Vladislav Alikhanov (I’m Russian + Turkish) Edit: If you want a real challenge say my full-full name... *inhale* Vladislav Vycheslavovich Nakaryakov Alikhanov my name was messed up when the doctors wrote down the wrong think on my birth certificate saying I had no dad... wicked name though
For English people that's very simple but likely not for a lot of people that speak different languages, it's all about perspective. Irish is a different languages that pronounces things differently just like how people from different countries would pronounce your name wrong
“I don’t know whether I should hug it or kill it”-said every parent ever
me when i watch a drew gooden video
@@benjaminwyatt lol same
Me in like 6 years.
I’m scared of my parents now
pickleafraidofjars, no mine said, “AAAAA BURN IT BURN IT KILL THAT DAM THING”.
*Imagine if they have a son, and he actually looks like this, and he finds this video.*
Scarier than that bear I shot to save the journalist
"Dad... we need to talk."
HELLO FUTURE SEAN'S SON
Hope things are much better in your time
well now if your son looks like that he will never question if he was adopted...
because he will know you would not have picked him
In general the next generation of kids who have full access to their parents lives via UA-cam content is going to be bizarre.
Jack: “It’s not like me to just break peoples arms or legs”
also jack: “HIDE YOUR KNEES OR I’LL BREAK THEM”
MORE!
Yoooo my brains density just doubled 😳
Ikr no cap 🧢
Technically he didn't lie
no gl'ankle is safe around Seán
It's weird how the picture of Evelien and Seán's future kid really does look like it could be related to them but also looks so familiar
It looks like a shaved Daithi de Nogla
I think it looks like The Gaming Beaver ngl
Their related
It looks like fucking Peter Parker
@@ByteBoiToastin That's what I immediately thought too!!
I’m also red/green colorblind, it’s extremely annoying to tell a person “I’m colorblind” and they just go off and say “WhAt cOLor iS THiS?” And then say “Oh, you’re not colorblind, you liar!” It’s annoying, don’t do it, people
That's the equivalent of taking away someone's glasses to make sure if they can see.
🤨
Oh, I just do it to piss people off.
Salty Mayo Jar that’s heartless lol
@@trazthealien3246 Thats the point. I get enjoyment from seeing their inferior eyes look down on me in shame. Oh yes, those eyes looking at me like I am such a bad bad boy... Jk I find it funny when my colorblind friends say, nOoOoO tHaTs nOt hOw iT wOrKs in a broken voice.
I just added a like for the legacy
*"A meme in the morning makes the tears stop pouring."*
@Murder Cloak j
LOL SO CRINGEEEE
@@vendetta476 that's the point
That fly actually got me
I swear to god i thaught there was an actual fucking fly on my phone 😅
Jack, "Its not like me to break people's arms or bodies..."
Also jack, "GIMME THEM TOES"
that is verys true
But ankles?
the intro of the movie
a young boy saw a glimpse of sean in the shadows now he know his a victim.
me: would that be a good horror movie the toe eater
remember his crush's ankle
Wow we're still doing this quote shit on UA-cam 😂 😂
Jack: has a son
In the emergency room holding him: “I don’t know if I should hug it or kill it”
You now why he has stopped to makes meme time videos
It sorta looks like drew gooden
Right & then Evelyn in bed tired would b like "JACK WTF WOULD U SAY THAT 2 HIM"
560th like
I have a feeling Jack's gonna go Kratos mode when his son's around.
"Bring me my ladder, B O Y."
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
Nkr
Jacks kid watching this is 20 years dang, dad hates me.
You could say the same about your son John
Wot
@@quantum5203 I never hated jack
He got avenged my death
The organ theme-song sounds like a boss-fight you’d find hidden in the videogame
👍🏿
E
That’s actually true tbh
I like your pfp
Holy fuck you're right
“FallGuys are called beans, like jellybeans, are these called like, Spacemen?”
Crewmates
They’re Crewmates
Or imposters
or you could be generic and call them "Astronauts"
Or beans but in 2d
Nah they're Space beans lol
Or toes
We are going to reunite in 7 years when this is on our recommended again
Y
👍🏽👍🏽👍🏿
See you then!
That's actually quite humble. I'll see you then.
Yup 🤠
fatherhood at its finest: “i donno if i should hug it or kill it”
Dunno about you, I kinda threw my dad into jail...
Saaaaame
its the gamingbeaver
it is
@@dipsithecreeper yeah, he kind of assaulted me so I called the cops on him...
“I will spell Laugh in your blood” sounds like a cool Joker line TBH
now jack is not only water Jesus, but the joker aswell
You can’t spell laughter without slaughter
I will spell sus in your blood.
Red From Among Us LoL
KingCrashPLAYZ yes you can
8:46 anyone else notice that Sean’s “son” is labeled as Drew Gooden in Google Images?
Yeah lol
I WAS HOPING SOMEONE NOTICED THAT XD
@@djhunter3756 I thought Jack would notice that
Yea
@@safthegamer1774 same
Jack really out here using his unborn baby as content.
and? its good content 😌
This comment gives me an idea
quality content 10/10 would subscribe again
@@thegamergooster7449
Ferb, *I know what we are doing today!*
Every Among Us stream be like : *There is a Jack among us.*
Nice I’m Maria I love call of duty mobile please support me and channel me ❤️💚😍
I wonder what would happen if jacksfilms played among us with Sean and both Jacks become impostors
Your skill is admirable. I’ll toss a coin to ya.
Jacque is among us
@@monsieurbacteria1977 Inspector Jaqyuzz 🤠
**Jack having a kid**
Jack: “I don’t know if i should hug it or kill it”
Hyperiex Thats just every parent all the time. It’s a regular battle...
Yeah, i agree
This looks familiar lmao
It's his SON!!!
"THAT IS SO WEIRD...Ohh i dont know if i should hug it or kill it"
Jacks future son: 💧👄💧
"I don't know if I should hig it or kill it!"
Jack's finding out what it means to be a parent!
Indeed...
XD
Hig
Hugging and doin a jig~
ah yes higging....
Let’s take a moment to appreciate jack being a wholesome lad “Evelyn’s lovely, soft skin and brown eyes.”
wait what!??!
😊 YYYEEESS
Imagine if people actually simped for Jack's imaginary son
shruti Imaginary would be the word you’re looking for.
@@shaanp9796 you deserve more likes than the comment you replied to 😂
Oh I see a cliqueeeee
If you commented this you thought of it
*cough cough*
Jacksepticeye when he was accused of breaking a arm:I never did harm
Jacksepticeye when he played gorn:give me them knees and toes
also he didnt really do this on purpose but he broke a girls ankle
When he didnt yell "smash that rocket like button in the face, like a boss"
*maybe there is no cure to sadness*
Haha
👍🏽
his son looks like he would say “mayonnaise is spicy.”
Noice
"hot cheetos are painful"
Omg 😂😂😂
Look like he would have asma
Sean: “DO IT OR IM GONNA KICK YOUR DOG!”
Me: **Looks at dog**
Dog: **Looks at me**
Me: “Rest easy my child, you’re safe.”
What were we doing again 😂
*When you don't have a dog* 👁👄👁 I'm s a f e.
I have a cat instead lol
My dog: **sweats nervously**
Me: it is ok my child I shall protecc you
I'm so use to not having a dog that when he said that it didn't affect me then I realised the massive ball of white fluff behind me is my dog.. (had her for 5 months there's a video of her on my channel)
Imagine if his son actually looks like that, and teases Sean for saying he doesn't know if to hug it or kill it
Look everybody the only real cure for sadness is in fact meme time. 9 out of 10 Psychologists recommend meme time to cure sadness.
And that’s s a fact
Dude, was there even anything in the 2 top protanopic and deuteranopic bubbles?
woah you have 100k+ subs ;o
and depression
Don’t worry it’s 9/9 now!
And for 19 minutes, the world wasn't so depressed.
19 mins and 17 secs the world wasn't depressed
I know this is a joke, but in all honestly watching meme time does make me forget about my depression for the short time that I'm watching it. Seán really helps people out more than I think he realizes. I don't know about the world, but for 19 minutes, *I* wasn't so depressed :))
Viupcake holy hell that’s wholesome, let’s hope he sticks around for a long time
@@neenoodle I think he'll be around for a while. He's a good dude with good health. Love that guy.
yesssssss
The worse part about jacks son is that he will be tall.
@Benjamin Kramer ughh beggars can't be choosers you know?
@Benjamin Kramer thank you so much but sorry man don't feel like it.
@Benjamin Kramer zzzz
Actually, we have man who is smol, and woman who tall, so child average height!!!
"Take a knee so I can smack you!"
me at twelve o'clock: It's lunchtime, It's lunchtime, gather all your friends it's lunchtime, it's lunchtime it's the only cure for starvation.
the guy sitting next to me: wtf are you doing
HA!! Gold! 🤣
hell yeah
Everyone: Jack, how do we pronounce your name correctly?
Jack: I'll tell you a little secret...
You don't
jack mcfokinlad
It's prnounced Sean Mac-lok-lin its my surname so it's easy to remember
No no no no, Ya'll got it wrong. It's obviously Sand mcduckfin. Duh It roll's off the teeth.
It's jack mcfucklin
sean mcdugleflicreptereyetyuuiopwaaser but if were being Sirius here then sean mcloughlin
Sean: “DO IT OR I’LL KICK YOUR DOG!”
Me: *John Wick mode activated*
🔫😤
Same
Ohhh shit. LOL
_johnaton joestar mode on_
Where's my kitchen gun
Basically
Jack: *yells*
Everyone: imposter
Jack: *stays quiet*
Everyone: imposter
Jack: *Talks normally with a solid argument*
Everyone: imposter
Jack: _cries in Irish_
Jack: *cries in Irish*
Everyone: *Understood, cleared.*
Gong Hawkeye 💀
*caoineadh*
That’s cry in Irish lol
Tricky Techno *Beautiful*
Vukasin Pantic Oh yes how could I be so stupid 🥔✨
*Sees Jack get Pewds w/ bell*= “Ding Ding! TOP OF MORNING!!!”
He hasn’t rung the “end of episode bell” in a while
5 bucks you wrote this in the beginning or middle of the video
Rip
Holy crap...thats all i can say rlly
It's not the end i guess
The show never ends
"I bet you all have weird names."
*I feel attacked.*
Unknown•_• Potato I mean I'm named after rays of sunlight so yea
Well atleast your name is not failboat
hamter
.
*nervous sweating in weird names*
Jack: “do the among us characters have names...are these like. space men?”
me:....you mean astronauts?
How about....crew mates?
Rachel Surgenor
.....Astro crew mates
..............astro-mates
tell Jack that there is a fake account of him called Jacksepticeye Vods
they're crew OwO
I like how he called him self Jacksepticeye but his real name is seán
His mum called him Jack as a nickname when he was a kid, and one day, playing Soccer, he was hit in the head with a ball, and it got infected. Thus his friends started calling him JackSepticEye
@Darkninja13 you should inform yourself on how to spell information too
PewDiePie’s brain.. it must be Jack.
Meanwhile... Jack got killed
Pewds: ... I stand firm, it's jack
Jack killed himself, obviously
it was suicide
someone: **merges sean and evelien's face together**
sean: i don't know if i should hug it, or *kill it.*
@IAmKevinBBx42 Go hire a dominatrix
@IAmKevinBBx42 N O
yes, we also watched the video
Sounds like parenthood to me
@@distraction2803 amazing comment 😂
As the post of Sean and Evalyn's faces merged together came up I heard a bell being rang in the distance. A HAND HELD BELL.
the organ theme sounds like if jack was a supervillain is that just me
No it definitely had a bit of a sinister sound to it...
OO1 SL4SH oh yea
Transylvania’s Meme Time.
The organ tends to do that
But I'm glad if you enjoyed it! :D
Jack: **Sees future son**
Also Jack: I don't know if I should hug it or kill it
No one:
Sean’s son: My name is Liam, I’m the Baby sent by JackSepticEye.
IAmKevinBBx42 no
@Kaylee Hanson among us: become imposter
Kaylee Hanson the bot that says “Give me hate comments”
Wait I’m called Liam! And maybe I’m not born yet :)))
Keyblade Studios CONNOR??!!!!!!!????? I MISSED CONNOR MEMES
My late grandmother had a small collection of vintage intricately carved metal bells and every New Year’s she let us grandkids take them out and ring them. Sean’s bells reminds me of them.
Jack: i would NEVER brake someones arm.
Every character in happy wheels: ummm. HELLO!
No, he said he wouldnt break and forget. He remembers his breaks
@@SylviaBellefeuille you missed the joke
Just imagine Jack's, Felix's and Corpse's son playing Among Us 5 25 years later.
And viewers' sons would be watching them lol.
oml this is what i want to see 🥺😌
Imagine Among Us 5.
... Corpses?
Picaboo 916, he’s a UA-camr Sean played with. He’s the one with the seriously deep voice.
Jack's best life changing quote:
"Screaming is Irish "
Shut up
@@HamudHabibi23 why should I?
👍🏿👍🏿
Clanging?
Clanging did you mean clalnhinfgksi?
Bruh looking at his son...
He looks so much like Evelyn 🥺❤️
"I don't know if I should hug it or kill it."
A common sentiment amongst parents of teens.
If Sean's kid inherits Evelyns height, the short jokes will never end.
👍🏽👍🏽
Seam mcflipntree
Hold on does that mean jacks a leprechaun
Irish+short=leprechaun o my god O MY GOD!!!!! OOOOOOOO-
it will reach a new high *pun intended*
@@MKayyMC slack makruppintire
Jack: "It doesn't sound like i'd brake someone's arm or body part and forget about it"
Me: "No no- i think it's spot on"
Break not brake.
(But still,agree)
WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT
Thank you jack for helping me with my anxiety attacks with these videos, it helps a lot surprisingly, maybe i just like memes, but thanks for these videos.
kitchen gun: exists
americans: I'll take your entire stock!
What's this kitchen gun though?!
SHOOT ME, I DARE YOU
“Take my money!”
@@hanaeve__
*shoots anyway*
@@StubleHunter BANG BANG BANG! SAY GOODBYE, DIRT!
Why does jack’s child look so familiar, like I’ve never met them before but I feel like I have.
Omg, I love your pfp and your name
Reminds me of Ethan.
Thats because you see jack in him
Jack's "child" looks like The GamingBeaver
Yes
It was so damn cute when he said "Evelyn's lovely soft skin and brown eyes". So adorable ❤️
8:53 I literally drove in a place called St-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! Two years ago and it makes giggle every time I think about it.
0:24 “gather all your *FRIENDS* “
Me: “wait where’s extendo ladder?”
Extendable ladder: “ *betrayel* “
i feel like jacks baby would scream more than any other baby
Same
Oh yes lol
👍🏿
1000 Subscribers without any videos it's challenge shut up >:/
Jack: “If jesus was a youtuber he would’ve asked people to subscribe”
Bruh he IS a youtuber/chess grandmaster/hunger games actor/adult video script writer. You even play with him on among us smh my head
Wut do u mean?
Cr1tikal lmfao
Shaking my head my head
And poet
Hunger games extra who unreasonably got cut out
Me when I saw my little sister for the first time: "Idk if I should hug it or kill it!"
Jack: “do the among us characters have names...are these like. space men?”
Me: They should be called mongi (like fungi). So one of them will be called 'a mongus'
Is that a pun with the game name being a(mong us)?
DevNightshade yes
You have my vote
@@devnightshade no
I think that most people call them crewmates
Sean: "I bet you all have weird names too"
Me being named Karí Gerður Ikaika
"Noooo, That's Rediculous Sean" 👀💦
Yo that's a cool name
i suppose you're icelandic and i have the wish to tell you that you're cool as hell. also, please transfer language knowledge thank you.
How do you pronounce that?
I'd say it's not wise to broadcast your full name but with a name like that no one could remember or spell it to stalk you.
dude I swear Icelandic names are designed to be impossible for people to pronounce, it has gone so far that even other Icelandic people can't even pronounce some names. For example my names Sigyn and I have never heard a single person pronounce it correctly the first time.
Jack: How many people's bones did I break?
Mortal Kombat developers: We have our new DLC character!
You face Jack. Jack challenges you. What do you do?
Fight or run away?
We, true heroes: Act.
@@microdavid7098 the non heros that are big brains though: run away because he's to strong
@@villainoftheweek Hi
@@ashtoon7250 hi
Hahaha, lol
I can't help but appreciate how meme-able and relatable Sean is.
He's literally a living meme right down to the subatomic level.
**Jack's son is born**
Jack: "Ooh I don't know if I should hug it or *kill* it"
If top of the morning coffee is TOTM and “Of the” doesn’t get put into the acronym do we have TM coffee trademark?
Oh my God....
You GENIUS
👍🏿👍🏿
👌
TMtm
The part where Seán didn’t get the “I’ll tell you a little secret; I don’t” meme and thought it got cut off killed me
Jack if you want to feel refreshed in the morning, try top of the morning coffee. It’s the only way to make that tiredness go away
Imagine if jacks son actually looked like that and saw the video
That would be so trippy lol
Stolen comment
Oh
@@IdontKnow-nm8bz of the 25million subs u got the chance that someone says the same thing. Even I was gonna post it as well
hello mini red on skeld
When you realize that Jack never does the TOP OF MORNIN TO YA LADDIES anymore T_T
i know right! he stopped awhile ago I miss it!
:(
WAIT I JUST NOTICED THAT IM GONNA CRY
Yes
I love Jack but u know we all miss green haired jack 😢
Everyone: Meme time at church
Me: Why does it sound like someone's gonna kill me?
It sounds like ominous death
"why do I hear boss music."
You even try to kick my dog, you'll be catching these hands lad.
“I bet you all have weird names”
Caught me.
Try saying this one jack:
Vladislav Alikhanov
(I’m Russian + Turkish)
Edit: If you want a real challenge say my full-full name... *inhale*
Vladislav Vycheslavovich Nakaryakov Alikhanov
my name was messed up when the doctors wrote down the wrong think on my birth certificate saying I had no dad... wicked name though
Mine’s my username. Try it.
Mine emaan fatima
Владислав Алиханов.
Легко, ни разу не странное имя)
Here goes some *"Nikita Larikov"* for ya
I like it. I think its pretty. Im guessing you go by Vlad?
Loud Intro - Check
Red Arrows - Check
Annoying Call to action - Check
Yep Sean is a UA-camr now lol
👍🏿
My ears are dead now after that intro cause i forgot to lower my volume for jse.
Where tf are the red arrows
No he is the one that people Copy to become one that is a youtuber
Sean’s always been a UA-camr, have you seen some of his happy wheels stuff?
The "BOY OH BOY" bit should have had Kratos at the end and it would have been perfect!
8:12 teenage girls when their pregnancy test comes back as positive
jack: SMASH IT SMASH THAT ROCKET LIKE BUTTON
2 seconds later: what the hell is a rocket smash button
Nice profile pic
Bro I he said that as I read this comment lmao
Omg I read this coment while he was saying it 😂
We all heard him say it you don’t need to repeat it
I hate these types if comments
They’re so overdone
It makes it funny tho 😳
Jack: *looks at picture of his "future son"*
Also Jack: "I don't know if I should hug it or KILL IT."
Again wow
"I don't know if I should hug it or kill it"
"Father, why?"
having panic attack this help please make more
....yep
Jacks camera quality is better than my eyesight. And I DON'T need glasses.
Yeah, its almost TOO good!
Meanwhile pewds
Would you say you have... 2020 vision?
@@tylernorquist20 you act kinda sus
LJ Essanté nah it was purple. I saw him walk away from o2 and a dead man was in there
The Jack and Evelien face mashup looks a lot like RossDraws
Ye a bit
Just needs a little colour dodge 😂
Me (speaking to Jack's future son): Well, kid, it could have been worse. He might have said "OH MY GOD, BURN IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!"
"I bet you all have weird names"
My name being Perseus: 👁👄👁
"-and if I ever make a wrong mistake-" Yes, I love it when I make a *right* mistake
Task failed successfully
Jack just saying I'm Irish do I have a weird name Louis Rogers and in Irish Louis Mac Ruairí
@@LouisMacRuairí did you have a stroke, or are you just high? 😂
@@gerardwayseyelash probably both
@@reza-farzanzaidi4984 yeah 😂
The Among Us characters are known as “Crewmates.”
Their anatomy is very strange in that they lack a spine and instead have a single *Bone*
r
No offense to them, but damn they fat if they have one bone
Friend: How to you manage your anxiety?
Me: I'll tell you a little secret
I don't.
@@ZaZi-Zeta01 ill tell u a secret
no
17:00 I feel like Anti has something to do with that.
Kinda wish Titan Jack had said
“Gimme them KNEES!”
Universal Laws: As long as felix exists inside the ship, Seán won't.
👍🏿
And vice versa
Nice name dude
@@baconinsurgent8261 coming from someone with a name such as yours, it is truly an honor.
WAH
Sean: "I'm sure you all have weird names!"
Me: "My name is Grace Light. Doesn't get much simpler than that."
Ah so you're Bud's wife?
Plot twist: Actual Pronounciation is Gr-ai-cee Lee-jh-th
For English people that's very simple but likely not for a lot of people that speak different languages, it's all about perspective. Irish is a different languages that pronounces things differently just like how people from different countries would pronounce your name wrong
@@SolarpunkVince Thank you! I never thought of it that way!
@Jamison Baker Thanks for noticing!
Me: *see’s Jack’s son* “Gamingbeaver? 😳🤔”
Why does Jack's "Future Son" Looks Like Gaming Beaver If he shave
LMAO EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS OML
yeah Lol thats just like him
BRUH THATS WHAT IM THINKING RN
Why did I read all your guys minds
we actally thought the same thing
"I bet you all have weird names"
Me: But. My name is normal CRIES
Hello, Mr. Normal CRIES
Pel??? Is ur name actually fuhking Pel??? (Not hating, just sounds a bit funny)
@@jorell_lucena hahahahah, good one
@@jorell_lucena hahahahah, good one
"Normal Cries" is already a weurd name, hahahaah
Meme Song: The only cure for sadness.
Me: No, no.... he's got a point.
@Benjamin Kramer You ruined everything you were trying to say because of the last sentence
@Benjamin Kramer Hope you reach that goal.
@@actuallymesfin Shoot, my bad.
Me: *sees Drew Gooden* He looks familiar, what-
Jack: *shows the Vine*
Me: 👁👄👁
I like your pfp
Ur pfp is 💜✨💚🖤
I imagine Seán’s son is going to be a meme his whole life
Does that mean that he dies after a few weeks?
@ ow god😂
Really tho
Séan