He Fakes His Death, So He Can Play Games All Day In Grave
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Teenager Darren Shan meets a mysterious man at a freak show who turns out to be a vampire. After a series of events, Darren must leave his normal life and go on the road with the Cirque du Freak, becoming a creature of the night
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He took “gamer life" to a whole new level 💀
Gamer "After" Life
Lmao
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At this point we're all wondering how the hell he's gonna charge his phone inside that coffin.
And phones only last 4 years, how will get a new one?
Or how he's gonna breathe
😅😅
What about oxygen
@@GlodelaniaChannelnot true at all
man steve is a legend. dude has been across the country in an RV, he's been to space, AND he won a fight to the death with several others in a dystopian nation. all this and apparently he's in high school
Steve also beat the ender dragon
@@Johsther for real
Fun fact: There's a character in the Cirque du freak series whose name is RV(Reggie Veggie)
@@Johsther fax
And he’s seen magical forest creatures. Legend fr
I feel so bad for Steve in this flick. The guy had one positive role model in Darren, and then Darren dies. I hate the part where the Vampire tastes his blood and refuses him, implying that him being a bad kid is somehow cooked into his DNA. That's a fucked up message.
Sounds like a man who knows how to live
But Steve was always bad. Even to his best friend he was horrible.
The movies sucked but in the book essentially Darren and Steve had to be on the opposite sides of vampire and vampeneze. Mr. Tiny and an oracle essentially orchestrated it since Steve unites the vampeneze and Darren becomes a vampire prince. They both bring an end to the war between them.
@@Tib1010 the books are way better the movie sucked compared to them
If you play video games in your house, you’ll only play for a few hours
But if you play video games in an oxygen enclosed grave, you’ll play for the rest of your life.
Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me.
Battery:💀
@@limlynica7136 Oh yeah
But you would die of oxygen deprivation before your phone dies.
@@limlynica7136 I think you underestimate how quickly i can hyperventilate, expelling dangerous levels of carbon dioxide at a rate multiple times faster than regular breathing.
I can't breath......aaaaahhhh
Happy I can't breath day!
Can someone appreciate our mystery man to come up with extraordinarily hilarious titles!
Bravo man !! ❤️
no
@@nursultannazarov8379 yes
no
No
@@datgaydangernoodle1315 no
I like how he occasionally stops being serious and drops jokes.
I strongly feel that the stories about (THE VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT) they deserve to be made into a show series.
The way he says "he sucks her blood"
Is just😂😂
11:20
We've come a long way, haven't we, Darren? From the classroom at home to this Cavern of Retribution. From humanity to vampirism and vampanizm. From the day to the night. - Steve Leonard, Killers of the dawn
I love this mf
Hello my fellow Darren shan fan. Have you read the all the books yet?
@@kyletodd5626 Which books? The Cirque du freak series, saga of larten crepsley series, or the demonata series?
@@dynastywarriorlord07 the cirque during freak series and the majority of larceny crepsley's saga. Although I have quite read them all yet
@@kyletodd5626 I have read all the Cirque du freak series but not the saga of larten crepsley
"You gave me an F and F is for fangs *slurping noises* "
Now thats some unexpected way to get revenge on your teacher 💀
I love this guy the titles are interesting, and I also love how his voice is calming and how he makes sudden jokes, voices etc he deserves more
You do realize the voice is AI generated, right?
@@fridericusrex6289 Guess I love the AI then, whoever wrote the jokes lmfao
@@fridericusrex6289It’s a real guy narrating lmfao. He has his own channel too. It’s not ai
Bald ODETARI
titles are misleading bro
9:30 LMAO😂😆
1:53 the evil laugh😂😂
Ikr
I love paly games as well
I also love to paly games.
Aaaaaah they changed it 😢
@@trifurobert1349they did lol
Man my favourite thing to do is to play games
ahh yes palying games
3:52 Uh oh😦😦 CAN THE SPIDERMAN COME OUT TO PLAY!! 😈😈😈😈😈😈
I haven’t heard people mention Cirque du Freak since the 2000s!! What a throwback!!
get on AO3 lol
4:00 is best part. Laughed hard! :D
Bro, same, never in a million years would I think that happens.
I love this movie :D highly underrated, you’ve been putting out bangers the past few months!
Ive read the books. Not all of them. I cant remember how many there are, but this is the only series thats actually been able to keep my attention. I hardly ever touch books, but being in school, I decided to randomly check out the first book. I read through a big portion of the series, but then I graduated. Once again, books are so much better than the movies. I remember the series is called Cirque Du Freak.
12 I believe
"I just watched 'The Vampire's Assistant' and I have to say, it's an underrated gem! The acting is great, the story is unique, and the visuals are stunning. John C. Reilly is especially fantastic as the vampire Larten Crepsley. If you're a fan of vampire movies or just looking for a fun, quirky fantasy adventure, I highly recommend giving this movie a watch!"
Movie is complete dog shit. Read the books. Very easy reads and there's 12 of them. The ending is insane and oh there's dragons
@@Dreadnotus witches too
it is actually called cirque du freak : the vampire's assistant.
the flim is so say the full name next time.
@@Dreadnotus istg... The movie is NOTHINGG like the books. Favorite series fr
@anuj murali oh well.
I did try to read the first book but it is basically likei the flim but with a less then interesting plot and background and side character's and I did't borther with the rest of the book and I did't even borther with the read of the book series.
That movie was so advertised, I was surprised there wasn't a sequel or many people talking about it after !
ture and many people preferred the book series of this but I did try to read the first book but to me it was basically exactly the same as the flim so yeah.
Pretty sure it didn't get a sequel bc movie was trash and a lot of shit was changed and stuff that wasn't suppose to be mentioned in first movie got brought in basically messing with entire series plot.
Huge respect to the protagonist
1:56 who else thinks he sounds like stitch from disney lilo and stitch 😂😂
steve looks like josh hutcherson lmfao
I think he is
I thought so too, so I looked it up and found that he is played by Josh Hutcherson. So we were right.
That’s why our friends are important
You’re everywhere
Just two things
1. How is he gonna get internet
2. How is he gonna charge his phone?
8:34 “it’s morbin time”
When the video starts when the girl is placing flowers that’s carmen howle from Tracy beaker returns
Did anyone else realize at 1:05 that Steve is 2 different persons?
Im wondering if it was a reshoot cause Josh H looks way older all of the sudden too. Or its a flash forward scene idk
Thank you for the daily videos☺
Thank you ❤️
Best way to get out of school forever 💀💀💀
"I hope you're all writing this down, because I have no idea what the hell is going on." 😂😂😂
i died when i heard that😂😂
Bad mistake for Darren to cease the friendship. The solution is to just say that he is busy, then the relationship is finished!
This reminds me of that one Family Guy episode where Peter faked his death just to escape a dentist appointment
I really enjoy your videos, thank you so much!!
Everybody gangsta until his phone dies.
hats off to you for this wonderful video, learned a lot!
Josh Hutcherson whistle
I LOVE UR VIDEOS SM❤
“Wow bro really took things to the next level” 💀
The laugh in 1:57 got me rolling in the floor💀💀💀💀💀
This is one of my favourite movies, I haven’t seen it in years. Thanks for the nostalgia
Now that's a true gamer
11:22 He SuCks HeR BlOoD
2:30 bro stuttered to say regenerate
Bro died just to play games 💀
BRO HAS UNLIMITED BATTERY💀💀I NEED THAT
oh hell yeah, Cirque Du Freak! I loved this book series as a kid!! It even has a pretty good manga adaptation. :)
3:53 "I'm something of a vampire myself"
this guy narrating is goated lmao
2:07 Instead of MegaMind they got my bro NegativeMind lmao!
Lmao 😂 big brain elon musk
Aww my gawd man my joke is ass Wtf is this???
omg i love the book the movie sorta missed some parts btw
nah steve be giving peeta vibes💀
@7:05 are those people blue
Ah, yes I love to paly games!
We had the same idea lol
I have seen this (THE VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT) movie, I thought it was very good, and I was disappointed it never got a sequel made for it.
I love how the titles are usually barley anything compared to the story. He never died to play video games. He died to save his freind
Loved it
Okay but when you have to poop and Pee…
“it’s true. steve’s a douche”😭😭😭
They way he said “hEr bLoOd” is funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:54 2 months 🙄🙄
I got grounded till Christmas for almost 5 months... talking about Christmas I never got what I wanted that Christmas so I bombarded the entire north pole(Santa never expected that🥰)
This dude is biggest trickster of all time.
You deserve a "Like" for the sound effects at 1:56 & 9:30. 🤣😂🤣😂
Still a better love story than twilight.
ture
Im afraid i might do this 💀
😂😂😂 lmao .
Wow Im impressed with the movie! Good job
I cant believe Steve turned his name into peeta and competed in hunger games
The vampires assistant was my teenage years. Would watch non stop for weeks on end, I have the books (ebook and physical copies) and one of the comics. Still would watch it non stop.
How did he survived without food water and air?
Bro took the phrase “Gaming is life” to a whole nother level 💀
i knew someone like Steve once i stop hanging out with him when he asks me to join him in throwing rocks at a factory window.
He almost ended up in jail 3 months later and ended up in jail after punching a guy in a fist fight.
Good work 👍🏽
I need to take advice from this kid
This movie had so much potential
damn.. steve must be whistling
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"No dentist appointment for this guy."
--- Peter Griffin
Can't belive it took me 1:40 to figure out it was Darren Shan, only read the manga but as soon as I heard they were going to the circus I knew what story this was
that hug with his sister was damn warming
CIRQUE DE FREAK!!! WHAT AN AMAZING BOOK SERIES!
"I hope youre taking notes cause I have no idea whats going on" made all this sht worth it
I went from "Wait why would he want to play video games in a coffin????" to "what the hell is even going on!?" 4:02
And is that one guy Peeta from the hunger games?
josh hutcherson
Its all fun and games until the battery runs out 💀
Fr😂😂😂😂
I read all the books really wished they made it into a franchise instead of one movie, good movie.
"Its true, Steve issa dush"😅😂😅😂
You've been practicing your goblin giggling! Getting good! 😊
The word vampaneze is so funny 😂😂😂
Man has inf battery and good internet better than my McDonald’s WiFi💀🗿
the book series is some of the best stories i’ve read
I read the book about this. Never thought there was a movie. Thanks 👍
"You gave me an F, f is for fangs" *starts slurping"
"i hope your all writing this down because i have no idea what the hell is going on: peak comedy
Excellent narration as always.
This movie has an incredible cast.
I don’t like how they changed the story
The vampire realizes he’s a bad person and decides not to make him a vampire.
at the funeral he forgets the volume and the clash of clans intro sound comes up
The kid is a vampire. This movie is based off a book called Cirque de freak. Awesome book series. The movie is more of a 50/50.