Me VS My Therapy Session
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I am a therapist. This skit is therapist-approved!😂🤣😂🤣and wayyy too on point!
Please therapize me Jaye 😂😂😂😂
@jayewilliams2665 Thank you for your service lol. But seriously thank you.
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💙🤍💙🤍We need more like you!💙🤍💙🤍
"Why are you writing???" 😭🤣🤣🤣
"I wanna be Therapized" 🥴😭🤣🤣🤣
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“Therapize!” I’m gonna call it that when I go see my therapist or therapizer!!! 😝😆🤣😂
PLEASEEEE let us know their response....😂😂😂
I definitely feel like they are therapizers! Please let us know the response.
Yeah that's a new word for the dictionary...lol!!!!
thank you, because I didn't know how to spell it 🤣
It is my job 😂😂😂🫠🫠🫠
I don't have a problem, but everybody around me think I do😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Said my husband 😂😂😂❤
“stop me at 58 minutes” 😂😂
Please!!!
“You look like you know my auntie” 😂😂
That part made me laugh so hard! 🤣
A therapy session is a rollercoaster of emotion.
Girl, I be crying and laughing in the same session.
@@deborahfrederick916 yep!
Especially the first few, cause whew! I let it all out 😂
I saw a therapist when my mother died. Best decision I ever made. Helped me deal with losing her and other things I didn't realize were affecting me.😎
I went to therapy as well after losing both parents. I lost my Mom when I was a Junior in high school. I was really messed up.😢
Me and my sister just purchased our tickets for the ST. LOUIS MO SHOW...YEAH US!!!!
Condolences to you🫶🏽 May God continue to wrap you in His Loving Arms
This is me at the moment, first appointment next week
Me too.
The hands deserve an award because they are delivering these lines and sprinkling all the anxiety about being in therapy in the office. It be irritating and awkward - like they stay taking notes WHY 😂😂😂
Therapist here, and I'm screaming😂😂😂😂
Same 😂
I dump EVERYTHING on my therapist. 😂😂
EVERYTHING!
Exactly! Somebody gotta listen to all this crazy and she happens to get paid for it.
Exactly!!
Oh, you gone Earn this check TODAY !!😅
@ahrensean yup!! I am blessed enough to have free sessions thru my job ( in Canada), so you best believe that since they are generous about it, I have to give them my all!! 🤣😂
@@ravengreen9685and then some! 😂
This sounds like the conversation I have with myself before I even go to a therapist...
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😂😂😂😂...ok I felt that😂😂😂
As a therapist in private practice, i am literally other her dying laughing. Cause this is so real! I cant fix u sis u have to fix u I'm just the flight attendant on the journey
Facts!
I feel when the therapist is writing during your session, they be writing out their grocery and to-do list.
Lol! No, we are writing about mood, affect, etc. We have to make note of lots of things about a client including important facts, experiences of the client, our treatment modality, etc during the session for our case notes. We would forget otherwise since we see clients back to back all day.
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Which is why I could never be one lol I “think” I can multitask lol
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Therapist writing : Don’t forget to pick up dry cleaners.. “nods to client” 😂
This is light hearted. From a licensed clinician. 😂 Also, it’s Mental Health Awareness Month!
We all think our trauma was a funny story until we suddenly realize it was indeed a trauma. But then that can be a funny story.
I should do something for mental health awareness month since it's very important that I'm very aware of my mental health at all times 😂
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"Everything I thought was funny, apparently, was traumatizing." The way my mom used to yell at us, "what are you laughing at? Don't you know nothing in life is funny!" One of the most hilarious lines of my childhood. Still cracks me up🤷🏾♀️
Damn, NOTHING?!? 😂😂😂
@@JuaniqueVerde That was exactly my reply! Like, ma'am, surely you see all this comedy!! I told one of my friends, and they looked like they were gonna cry, and I was still laughing.
Almost forgot, she would also say, "all my kids are just stupid," but didn't appreciate when I pointed out that she was the common denominator. It shouldn't be funny, but it tickles me to this day.
This reminds me of how my mom used to tell us, "What sweet you gon sour you".
“Bc aint nothing funny in here unless it’s you. “ (my Grandma line … irritated when she wanted us to hush laughing so she could hear the news. )
Just write my prescription for staying in the house and I can go!
THIS! I approve this message. I dnt wanna talk. Want me to talk. Let's talk bout refilling my prescription. I'm not tryna leave my house unless its absolutely necessary!😊
😂😂😂😂 you need a psychiatrist for that! 😂😂😂
It took me a whole year before I became comfortable with my person. Now we just be roasting each other. I straight up tell her, “You and I both know I ain’t doing that. I don’t even know why you brought that up.” 😂
Only to find out she/he is right and you start doing it and feel so much better. 😂😂❤. Ahhh I love therapy. I tell people it is great to talk to someone who has NO horse in the race. The only objective is to get you on the right track mentally.
@@thasfun Lol yes exactly!
I say that to my therapist in my head, but at the next session she says I know you didn't do such and such, and I can't do nothing but laugh. 😂😂
@LaShumbraBates I had to change therapist once. I was in a toxic relationship. She advised me to leave, and I told her I did. For an entire 6 months, she was working on me thinking I had parted ways with the guy. I had to stop going because I realized how dumb it was for me to be lying to her. I had alienated the one person who could help me by being dishonest to her she was wasting both our time. 👀🙄🤣🤣🤣. Just dumb. Me and my bestie laugh about that to this day.
The way i look at that lady when she recommends something that she KNOWS I’m not going to do……👀🫣🥴.
I pay to NOT take the advice and then complain about the stuff on the next visit🤦🏾♀️. She loves me tho!!
EJ!!!
1. You’re hilarious!😂
2. Get out my bizness!👊🏾
3. Yes some of us need to be “therapized.” 😂😂😂🙌🏾
As a “Therapizer” this had me cracking up. This is so all of my clients and I’m there for every minute of it and I have good snacks 😂.
Maybe Ms. Jackie can go see a therapist to talk about all the things that’s upsettin’ to her and her missing burgundy lunchbox 😢😭😡
Same. Same
Yessssssss to Ms. Jackie and the therapist!!
With her favorite bible scripture on it. 😂
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The snacks are important! I grab a bag of that white cheddar popcorn errtime. 😅
I made a Powerpoint presentation for my new therapist.
Past, present, future, family, relationships, trauma, all that. It sped up the get-to-know-me process and it informed both of us on what I want out of therapy. But more importantly, it gave me a sense of clarity about myself that I couldn't previously achieve.
10/10 would recommend.
This is a great idea! Thanks for sharing
I had a client do this! It was amazing.
As a psychologist, this is hilarious to me!! I've been "therapizing" people for 19 years and I have to say that this was sooo accurate that I almost pulled out my pen and notebook and started writing. 😂😂
Im glad Im not the only one who has a dark sense of humor. I be laughing at stuff and people give awkard chuckles.
Yaasss
@margiestringfield I'm like "Yall don't find that funny...🫤🫤"
EJ you are the best you wore the therapist out she probably ended up on the couch🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾👸🏽
As a therapist I can say…you kinda nailed that. 💯❤
If the furious writing isn't enough to get you overanalyzing, sometimes they go speed-rolling the chair over to the bookshelves, and start flipping through pages - but they don't share, so you're sitting there thinking "oh whoops - I must've let a little TOO much crazy out." 💀
I need your therapist, mine just sat there and stared at me
@@9thbornI mean I prefer yours to @GSutton because that just seems rude! 😂
New word alert..”Theraptized” 🤣🤣
I'm a therapist, and this is why my clients are children and adolescents. I'm not grown-up enough to deal with grown-up problems. LOL!
lol Black licensed therapist here in Miami….. The first session is always my favorite! The spillage, the confusion, the questions, the time check….everything was on point 😂.
"I would tell you everything but you look like you know my auntie..." is so me. I be mad paranoid talking to people because it's a "small world"😂😂😢
Girl one of the reasons I’m taking my time finding the right one lol I tried to do one out of state lol😅
One of the reasons me as a middle aged black heterosexual woman chose a young Caucasian lesbian female👍🏾 It worked out, did what it was supposed to do. I didn’t want her relating to “my world” so that she could come with honesty. Loved it and benefited from it.
I love my therapist. I feel bad for her sometimes cause I don't have chaos in my life. Majority of my sessions are positive and drama free
Shout-out to you for see the benefit of maintenance. I'm a bit jealous though. I had a grief counselor just not show up. (She's alive). Based on things she previously said, I guess I'm boring without a personality disorder.
Heavy on the “and THEY was wrong!!!” 😂😂😂
So are we theraping the therapist now?😂 I’m sure the therapist had to go see her therapist after that session.
I’m a therapist and I am in tears! 😂 Love this ❤
0:41 “Oh, you gon’ act like it’s just me, ok ok, no no you good, you good” 🤣🤣🤣
What I got? 🤣🤣🤣
"You take a little, you give a little." 🤣🤣🤣
EJ!!!!!!!! I CAN'T STAND YOU!!!! Why was that so accurate. A lot of clients are afraid of being judged and try to create a feeling of equality by asking the counselor questions.
I remember going to my first session after my husband passed. I told her “I don’t want to be here and I don’t like you! 😮 By year 3 she was like one of my BFF and we were counseling other ppl 😂😂😂
Therapist have so much tea dumped on them, I'm sure at some point they feel like their drowning.
Yep that's why we therapists need therapists too. Just had my appointment yesterday 👍
You know my auntie 😂
Girl this is me every Wednesday at 1 o’clock. 🤣🤪
"THERAPIZE" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The new background and the range!!!
She has changed so many personalities in this video. She's right where she needs to be.
Yoo this is me (in my head). Therapy is so awkward for me.
I’m just gonna say “Thank 💐you” EJ🥰🌻. I thought it was just 🙋🏾♀️me.
It’s the talking with the hands for me 😂 ✋🏽🤚🏽
My girl said, “when you therapize people”, and I hollered! 😂😂😂
I shared this with my therapist! Oh I see “me” in this… “make amends, make amends”-I say “these people”…. 😂😂😂
Wowwww! She ran the gamut of emotions. 😂😂😂
I FOR REAL spit laughed when you said "therapize"...SPIT ALL OVER THE SCREEN! 😂😂😂
I'm sending this video to my therapist. 😂😂😂
Not me also wanting to but sitting here wondering if it would be inappropriate 🤣🤣 She would love it though. Lol
@mrsawitherspoon Mine would too! Go for it! 😀
Nah, Sis! They not gonna let you go 62 minutes.😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 I needed this laugh that's me in therapy. Tell me something about you I'm telling you all my business 💀💀☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣
If I'm paying somebody I'm gonna get my money worth
"You supposed to be on my side" I felt that. I've been there 😂
Girl if you ain’t crazy, I don’t know who is 😂❤️
Therapist👋🏾 We gotta write lest we forget 🤷🏽♀️
I write so i don’t forget
Exactly! We're seeing clients back to back 😅
She said she your therapist not one of your lil friends.
😂😂😂 indeed what goes through my head when I’m therapizing my clients 🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣
The way the voice begins cracking mid session 😅
That therapist writing a whole mess of movie franchise in those notes ~ line by line!😂😂😂
You still writing tho! 😂😂😂😂😂
Woke up moody after 17 hr shift saw this skit and now I'm gonna get some coffee and hope I have enough Nurses working my unit today so I can come home after 4pm rounds
Thank EJ
#therapized
I love the..."are your clients like me, no not traumatized, Black."
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I felt that “help me”. We want help, we act like we don’t need it, but we do 😢..we do
Absolutely amazing how you cover so many angles of my personality so accurately 🎯😆 Loved this skit 🙃😊
I have a very close person in my life that mirrors this. Absolutely NOTHING is wrong with them but they always have the issues and problems & will NOT shut up for 2 minutes hear what someone else has to say.
This is HILARIOUS, & TRUE simultaneously. ❤😂
0:18 😂😂😂 I’m already laughing. I can’t
OH MY GOODNESS!!!😂😂😂 The way I’m HOLLING right know I need to be “Therapized” So refreshing and relatable!! I desire to sit at your table! Our frequencies match! Thank you for the laugh!🫶🏽
I love my therapist! I talk to her like she's one of my homegirls who's the most sensible. 😂
Same! It’s so important to find a therapist that you vibe with. I had to unapologetically request a black woman therapist. Sis, is stealthy with reading my whole life and we be in there killing ourselves laughing. Both are important.
@mrsawitherspoon do you and I have the same therapist? 😂That's exactly what it's like with mine! Last week, I told her, "Giiirrrl, this about to be a FIRE session!" and we both burst out laughing. 😊 Black therapists make all the difference, and when you find one you truly vibe with, life just seems a little more easy to navigate. I wish more of us would get over the stigma associated with therapy (even I had to) because we're hurting ourselves.
@@drucrazy02 Exactly!!!
😂😂😂 you gone act like it’s just me 😂
Therapized?! I love it. EJ Speaks is "from where do many people are from", for real. Thanks!
I couldn't be a therapist b/c it would show on my face 38 sec in...girl what?..would be my look 🙄 lol
Thank you for sharing this video.
I am a therapist, and this is on point. Great job❤
OMG, these were my thoughts when I went to counseling.😂 My therapist seemed so detached. She stopped me before an hour; about 10 -15 before an hour. I didn't think I ever really told her my deepest feeling because I never connected.
It’s the “versus” mannerisms that’s sending me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I appreciate my therapist so much; this is gold.
Lol, this is hilarious. My therapist always stops me at 45 minutes though. Let me find out im being cheated out of my time!!!! 🤦🏾♀️ Hah none the less, I love this!!!! 😂
As a therapist, this made me laugh out loud. The writing... asking about other clients and the therapist's history... being charged for the second hour at the 62nd minute... just so much. This was funny.
Therapize me. 😂😂
I went to this one therapist a couple of times and I didn’t feel like she was my doctor or my friend. Like, what are we doing? Can you help me or nah? I paid you a lot of coins for me to talk out loud to myself? for why???? That's right. I said for why?
🤣🤣😂 #stilllookingforone
Talking out loud to yourself - that’s what the shower is for. 😳🤷♀️😂 I’ll talk it alllllll out while the hot water is hitting me. 💃🚿 but seriously, I hope you find a good one! 🙏🫶
Girl same! I’m like I need DIRECTION and you just smiling and nodding and writing ✍️ girl tell me your professional opinion on what TF TO DO 😂
🤣💯 all ya comments are funny... Same, my therapist seems to have no expression. Just letting me talk and talk and talk. Like, is she sleep with her eyes open ?? I don't know if I'm boring her or if I'm saying some wild stuff that she can't help with lol
I am hollllllering😂 I wanna be theratized😂😂😂
Chefs kiss 🤌🏽✨👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I am a therapist and this is how my sessions are with my own therapist 😊
Girl, when you said "I want to be therapized" , I fell on the floor. You took me out with that one.😂😂😂
My friend is an MFT. I am the client in this video. We have sooo much fun!!!
“I want you to fix me” 😂😂😂 it’s that simple, just fix me!! 😂😂
As a future therapist ! Graduation 2025 🥹 I needed this 🤣
Congrats Grad
This was hilarious, had to share the laugh with everyone.😅😂 🤣
I ask my counselor questions too. I can't just talk to a stranger. I am asking interview question.
I love when my clients ask me questions and I have good candy, 😂
I have never received candy just tissues. @@SJ-vy1sd
Lemme see that tablet.
Really, it’s my job!! 😂🤣😆 What she said 👆🏽👆🏽 😹😹😹
Therapize me😂
The writing made me paranoid too! 🤣
With my memory I"d also have to write is the hypocrisy of it all lol
This was hilarious! You represented so many of my clients. Ask ya questions, speak ya truth, us counselors are gonna help you through lol
Not EJ up in here rocking that Whitney t- shirt which was 🔥🔥😂😂 And now that you mention it, why aren't there snacks and candy and drinks offered 🤔😆
lol, gotta love the people who go to counseling looking for a friend 😂😂😂😂😂❤