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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
- Adverts are everywhere these days. One moment you're being sold ham over the internet, the next you're being shot at by Derek Bum's kitchen gun. Peter Serafinowicz parodies advertising with bizarre brilliance, delivering a strangely accurate depiction of the commercial madness we now live in.
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*_I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN!_*
*BANG BANG BANG* *AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
_GOODBYE DIRT!_
*_rusty taps_*
Bam Bam Bam
AH-HAHAHAHAHAAA!
The amnesia advert playing twice in a row and then the dejavu one ....... genius!
Who are you?
fish You need Paranoia magazine!
I love the way his expressions change just a little bit between the two amnesia advert
Yeah but its not as good as that one time they played the amnesia advert twice in a row...
I only realised what it meant after watching it 2 times
Just realized he's the guy that supplies John Wick with his guns on John Wick 2
He's also Darth Maul's voice.
@@rcenrique5903 wait for real?
And The Tick.
He’s also Pete in the classic Shaun of the Dead.
He also provides the sound when you die in dark souls 2...and voices pate
This whole thing is just interdimensional cable but in real life
one could almost believe rick und morty didn't invent absurdist humour
Lel
You know peters on rick and Morty
I want deric bum x rick and morty crossover to happen
You are a cultured on
Everyone talking about Kitchengun but can we just take a moment to appreciate the Complico ad?
Which one the first or the pi x the diameter of the sun subtracted by the amount of Lincoln's facial hair?
I think he's referring to ad 5.83 x the weight of the average person - 47.981648 ÷ π
Caveman chat
Toilet gernade
Yeah! The Complico Ads are my favourites, closely followed by Poison Sockets.
Bang Bang Bang
*"GOODBYE, DIRT!!!!"*
Vegetarian Soylent-Green Ha Ha, reminds me of Vietnam
BANG BANG BANG
AND THE GER(AN)S ARE GONE
yes stolen
I thought he said *”GOODBYE, DAD!”* 🤣
@@mr.machees6488 g e r a n s
I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN
*kises*
Came for the kitchen gun, stayed for the rest. I wish I had known about this guy sooner, he legendary.
d poops Same
Same
this guy was also in Shaun of the dead!
I recently found out he was Darth Maul in Phantom Menace.
@@Claro1993 whaaaat?? That's crazy!
Sad Dickens at the end of the Dickens Fruit Corners spot is a weirdly perfect moment
He knows he’s sold out.
Shmoel, from the boy in the striped pyjamas is in that
I want every ad to be like this.
These so good haha only now discovered these gems XD
The only other great ads are the ones made by Ryan Reynolds :D
Yeah...
"Humor is the best way to get a message across."
-TheAnimeNewb (Carl So Yongco)
British ads to a T 👌
4:38 The math we have learned in school all these years finally gets put into use
so...?
How about a calculator
T
Yeah...just imagine a cashier having to calculate with a scientific calculator so they can give change.
Finally, a use for all those years in suffering
Kind of ironic that UA-cam interrupts this video with ads
Luke Bellmason lol true
Actually, it is ironic
We are talking about ads interrupting ads of a T.V. show that was purposely made, but I do agree with you with ads being annoying. An average of 15 minutes of our life is wasted by ads in an hour of watching T.V.
Really? I didn't notice.
guys i know the method of removing ads just click back arrow then click front arrow and they should be gone
I'm definitely not going to buy Paranoia magazine, because that's exactly what THEY want you to do.
Oh dont worry. Youll buy it. From what I have seen of you around your home, youll buy it.
there was this other magazine i wanted to get, but i can't seem to remember its name
There’s this one magazine that I want to buy, but I’m pretty sure I already bought it
@@nyrme2600 It could be Amnesia magazine, but I'm not sure, I can't remember. Erm........what was I talking about, why am I typing on here? Who are you? Oh...hang on, I think I remember.........nope, it's gone again......maybe.......I think.
Hahah, you're buying it. We all know. Everybody knows. It's in your head. *You want it.*
*You need it.*
*We know where you live.*
"Did Charles Dickens like jam, dad?"
"Ha, no. No he didn't."
Charles Dickens look down in despair
@@NoahWarren-nc8ii literally
@@buddy5196He was too poor to be able to afford it.
I did the math for the Complico bit:
the widescreen TV would be £1,400.26
the MP3 player would be £71,263.17
the microwave and kettle prices can't be calculated without the price of the microwave.
the fridge freezer would be £314.16
if you buy the laptop now, you can pay 65 hours and 49 minutes (or 2 days and 17 hours) later
the second fridge freezer would be £410.15
the sale starts at 9pm (if you were to convert both times to British time).
Also, "Rings, Wings, Bings, Mings, Stings, Kings & Tings" would be 24p if the price is converted to pounds and pence.
Undervalued comment.
Guy on tv: "Poison sockets are full of poison"
Me: " Why do I have this in my house?"
r/woooosh
Tetsuwan Atom Bruh do you even know what is r/woooosh?
R/woooosh is someone that didn’t get the joke
Rhiannon Herrick to kill rats
@@medontusethischannelnomore Sounds like Tetsuwan is r/whooooshed
Why don’t I have this? Really, maybe it’s important to have poison sockets
This guy is honestly the best comedian ever. Shit is bonkers.
James Bond Licence To Tell Jokes
Usually as an American I don't get British humor but holy fuck this is great
Random ≠ funny
*Hi I’m DEREK BUM*
I cleaned my school with a kitchen gun,
everyone is dead but the bodies are really clean
And when u realised u killed a tons of fortnite kids u were like
BANG BANG BANG
*GOODBYE DIRT!!!!!*
Yeah I did the same I dont get why people were so shocked I was just doing the place a favor.
This is America
A M E R I C A 1 0 0
@Shard The Fox I am sure you are dumb as shit if that's the shallow level of understanding you have.
Jimmy Carr - Peter are you a fan of word games
Peter Serafinowicz - Well to be honest Jimmy, i don't think thats any of your business
That was my favourite, I didn't even know this was him until you pointed it out, I knew he was in Shaun of the dead but that's it
Abdicate
What to do when one of your cast members is intensely beautiful:
❌use her as cheap eye candy
✔️put her in a satanic skincare ad
The woman in the cilit bang gun and internet ham adverts is unbelievably hot
@@elbecko7969 Clit bang gun? That's a hilarious autocorrect lol
@@unstoppableExodia Freudian slip!
@Daniel Yyy408 she is fiiiiit
She was in 'Harry and Paul' too.
I really want the Bond: Licenced to Tell Jokes thing. Seriously.
Let's start a gofundme petition lol
Me too.
Those puns were actually hilarious
You could just watch a James Bond film 😉
YUSSS
That parody of the Cillit Bang advert was almost as ridiculous as the real thing 😀.
Oh frick it’s mmmmax headroom
Im shaking in my boots rn
the video quality sparkles like new
Any idea where I can find an HD version of these ads without the watermark? (Especially Internet Ham and the Complico ads)
BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!!
Damn...I read that in his voice
Look how it cleans this greasy like! (BANG BANG BANG)
Tongireth thanks to new kitchen gun
14:35 I lost it at "thick with mysterious onions".
I lost it at Mysterious and Powerful Gravies hahaha
My favourite comedy sketch of all time,ever,bar none
stefansmith I lost it at ‘only £75 billion’
"Would you like to have a live one on one chat with a caveman?"
Ahhh finally a job I can do
Same
Something Fred Flintstone Will Enjoy.
Unga bunga
"Did Dickens like jam?"
*HAhaheha* no
(*sad look")
Fire... Water... Gravy
It’s not fire it’s Tabasco stupid
Avatar the last gravy brender
HAVE YOU EVER WALKED IN A ROOM?
...Yes!
@@quandaledingle4524 Do you forget?
...Yes!
Yes
Then you need Sarcasm Magazines
Complico:All calculators are confiscated at the front entrance
Complico: the WHITE refridgerator is only £π, but the BLACK one is £416.99300243.
yes, i did the math.
Nathaniel Lopez if Complico was real they would only be a joke so they would not do that
Jennifer Tucker oh really?
Only £XMAS
It's easy, we can just use our phones.
After the Kitchen Gun Ad
Woman: You’ve destroyed my whole kitchen
Derek: Did I axe you
William Hunter CHOP CHOP CHOP
"You destroyed my fine China!"
"*The new body hiding axe.*"
Buy this gun. Buy it, buy it. GREAT
The level of hilarious absurdism achieved by Pete and friends was truly something to behold. This along with Harry and Paul and star stories marked a high point of that era of British comedy
Loved those Basil Fawlty impersonators.
Is the leftmost actually John Cleese? Because he looks A LOT like him
MrHack4never Nah man, I think thats Peter Serafinowicz himself.
2nd from the right sounds very like cleese
Charlie Beach fawlty Towers
peter was bang on with his impersonation
I've been subscribed to Elephants and Trains magazine for many years now.
Did you get your terrifying model?
I did...
@Hugh Jarce You should, the crossword is 8 across elephantine. And all for the low price of 0.0002btc a month.
I like trains
Gravys Of The Ancients for me. I guess it's just what you're into eh 😄
So, wait..if I get a negative price from those Complico products...do they pay me the price?
I think they pay you negative money
In that case, you have to plot the price on the Riemann Zeta Function, and its true price is the natural logarithmic factor of your plot's distance from the asymptotic boundary of the function. Unless, of course, your plot falls *within* the boundaries of the Riemann Zeta Function. Then you should look up its nearest neighbour in the Complico ledger, which should then be multiplied by pi, the boiling point of water at your altitude, and the current eccentricity of the orbit of Hales comet/the time in years since its last closest approach to Earth. I hope this clears up your problem, they really do have some great deals.
Actually negative prices did exist several decades ago when stores selling canned bean for negative price. The reason is when shoppers picked those beans they will also pick other normally priced products and they expect the profit from purchases other than beans will recoup the loss and actually bring profit.
Yes, then you pay them one seventeenth of the money you get, plus $2.75.
It depends, naturally
"Good afternoon Mister Wick, its good to see you again...... I can wholeheartedly endorse a new breed of british Kitchen Gun"
Wipes away all scum.
John Wick takes all of the bullets for sure cleanup
“Did Charles Dickens love jam?”
“No!”
0:00 Kitchen Gun
0:46 Elephants & Trains Magazine
1:13 Internet Ham
1:51 Caveman Chat
2:16 Dickens Fruit Corners
3:01 Amnesia Magazine
3:23 Amnesia Magazine
3:45 Poison Sockets
4:14 Pirate Chat
4:37 Complico
4:58 Évile
5:25 Déjà Vu Magazine
5:47 Mactini
7:17 James Bond: Licensed to Tell Jokes
7:57 Alcoholic Chat
8:28 Complico (2)
8:38 Elvene One-Hair Shampoo
9:15 Paranoia Magazine
9:34 Toilet Grenade
10:08 Basil Fawlty Impersonator Chat
10:43 Christmas Pudding Soda
11:30 Sexual Classics
12:11 Rings, Wings, Bings, Mings, Stings, Kings & Tings Magazine
12:33 Duke's Barrel Cheese
12:59 Dental Patient Chat
13:28 Complico (Christmas)
13:54 Gravies of the Ancients Magazine
14:54 Vetrein Ink Wrinkle Cream
15:45 Zombie Chat
16:15 iToilet
His Basil Fawlty is SPOT-ON! I want so much more of it. :)
Amnesia Magazine twice, in case you get amnesia. :P
My friends think im strange as I randomly say "goodbye dirt!"
BANG !
BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!
You can even use it on the washing up
@@Eliteerin BANG BANG BANG!
7:24 "I think that enemy got, THE POINT" -Archibald, I think
I think that enemy saw, MY HAT
@@sirsnausages2164 I think that workers have contributed to our country
"And then, rat-a-tat-tat"
[Laughter]
Me: I'm gonna take a wash.
*shoots self with kitchen gun*
Guy: Where's the blood?
*_THAT'S IS AH MAY ZING!!_*
Love Kitchen Gun. Can't get anything done without it.
*RINGS*
*WINGS*
*BINGS*
*MINGS*
*STINGS*
*KINGS*
and
*TINGS* Magazine
Only 2 schlings
* shillings
Me likes tings
Where do i get this
Youve been hit by... You've been struck by....
A smooth K I T C H E N G U N!
*Insert kitchen gun noises*
Good one lol
Bang bang bang!
hold on im gonna make this
*BANG!* (Carry it on)
The way he laughs at 0:33 gets me every time.
Pig: **I'm so dirty after playing in the mud**
Guy: BANG BANG BANG
*Bacon*
I'll never quite be able to believe that this guy voiced Darth Maul, the Fisher King from Doctor Who, and the narrator for Lego Worlds.
RightEyeRaptor lol seriously?
He was also in a few episodes of Park and Rec
oh yeahhhh I see it now with the lego worlds thing
Thanks. Now I can only hear Darth Maul trying to get me to call the dental patients hotline.
He also voiced one of the shrunken heads in the Hog’s Head in Prisoner of Azkaban but went uncredited a believe.
Gravies of the ancients:
“the mystery of Norse gravy longboats”
Peter Serafinowitz is super underrated. I’m glad he’s a large blue beast boi now!
Dean C tick got cancelled
Ian Thompson the tick
He was Tick? I thought Patrick Warburton was Tick.
8:30 when the price is Pi, but you pay £3.15 and say *_keep the change_*
Poison sockets are one of the funniest ideas anyone has ever had.
This show is completely underrated, and surely deserved way more success than it had.
Nah, it's funny ish, but just not good enough and there's a reason why it's not more known
Why aren't there more views? Peter died along with the Nova Core trying to save Xandar. Show some respect for God's sake.
They have quite a bit of views. On BBCs channel
Realising Peter was in gotg was one of the highlights of my life
+Ada Le He was great in the movie. Then it ended very sadly.
Lies! He became a zombie after being bitten at work. He was last seen at the Winchester pub.
😂😂😂
"Elephants & Trains Magazine":
*SOLD OUT!*
Me: let me get a kitchen gun
Friend: Are you serious it wont clean the kitchen
Me: Not for kitchen
Friend: Fred no...
Techno Dagger: AAAAAAAAA WHY YOU FRICKING SHOOTING MY MOM FRIEND!?!?!?!?
11:11 is me on the last day of november
Bloody hell,,, I've loved elephants and trains for so long and now eventually I can purchase one single magazine that caters to me totally, it's funny how life works out.
i don't find this funny - my sister was murdered by a poisoned socket in 2017
... shades o' the ol' "no legs" joke ...
If only she read Amnesia Magazine, she would've remebered to switch it off!
Remember, POISON SOCKETS ARE FULL OF POISON, SWITCH THEM OFF!
olafurhh03 hahahahahahaha
Lector Bercrum well sorry special snowflake
"I'm pretending to have cancer"
"Duke's Barrel cheese, the cheese for liars"
Wait, is he lying about pretending to have cancer and actually has cancer, or is he actually pretending to have cancer?
'Calls may be monitored by a Sybil Fawlty impersonator'
The cheese for liars
I love the Amnesia magazine line (Amnesia, Deja Vu, Paranoia) adverts because of the music
Peter has an incredible sexy voice
The voice of Darth Maul in TPM
3:07
Gay...
Frrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn?
@@zerafao6043 gay? I'm a girl, prick
The Toilet Grenade got rid of all the grime in my bathroom!
...And most of the toilet, too.
Complico is like the dream business of a retired maths teacher
I called the number and I got literally rick rolled
Wich number
The infocomercial number?
Good to see Pete from Sean of the Dead got a new job as a zombie on the hotline
0:00-9:34 kitchen gun-toliet grenade 0:46 elephants and train magazine 1:12 internet ham 2:16 Dickens fruit book 3:00 3:26 amnestia magazine 4:36 complico store 1 4:57 evile 8:27 complico store 2 13:28 complico store 3 9:14 paranoia magazine 5:25 deja vu 10:42 Christmas pudding 12:11 ings magazine 13:54 Gravies and ancient magazine 14:53 Vitrein 15:46 zombie chat 5:46-16:14 mactini and itoliet
I can't explain why the Elephants and Trains magazine had me laughing so much. It's just the perfect sleeper joke
Complico (rounded up):
TV £1400.26
MP3 player £8.80
Microwave (No price given)
Kettle (no price given for microwave)
Pay for the laptop in 65.83 hours
Fridge freezer £416.99
Sale starts at 02:00 (2 AM)
You’re welcome.
Yes, I used a calculator
You did the lord's work
4:37
Also the 2:00 is now a timestamp
Wish he’d do another series! Utterly brilliant
12:38 "I'll buy your entire stock"
I don't know why, but when Peter Serafinowicz exclaims "Goodbye dirt!" and laughs as he applies fake wrinkles to his girlfriend, I can't stop laughing.
8:08 "I mean I do drink but I'm not actually an alcoholic!" ... Too heartbreaking, soooooooo funny.
Please mum, can I have more, jam?
*demonic laughter*
Yes madam, I am frightfully tall
I LOVE Peter's laugh 15:40
"Please check your ham for viruses"
This hits differently now
Just brilliant, Peter should have had more TV series. The irony of these ads is that Peter does loads of voiceovers for real adverts, plenty of times you wouldn't know it was him as he's so good at voices.
"Mmmm Charles Dickens is brilliant" LMFAO 🤣
His Terry Wogan impression is sensational. As if he's come back to life...
Oh it’s me favourite
0:05 a legend was born
Nice to see you here!!!
Dear God I want to eat that sofa.
jaxxstraw imagine this without context
what the hell
devonshire cream
You have to wait until Christmas! 😄
Flaming Nebula that is me
I died a little on the inside when the cream got poured on the couch
12:46 Twitter users in a nutshell
Isn't that Will Mackenzies mom?
She's fit.
Her name is Belinda Stewart Wilson
Nah it's wills mum
Yeah it’s Wills mum I looked it up on Wikipedia
BANG BANG BANG!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Colonel_Klink I love you, Kitchen Gun!
Elephants and trains..
It should never work....but it does!
Sold out!
The only ad I wont skip besides flex tape
Complico Prices:
Wide-screen TV: ~£1,400.26
MP3 Player: ~£8.80
Microwave: 5.29368 % Off
Kettle: £155.27 - Microwave Price
Fridge-Freezer: £314.15
Laptop: Pay in 2.743 days
Boxing Day Sale:
Fridge Freezer: ~£416.78
Indigo/Violet Cross = %16.3 Off
Starts 3 AM, London Time.
Note #1: the price for the microwave was never shown.
Note #2: both the indigo and violet crosses are the same color. (bf84ff)
I'd ring the basil fawlty one
Oh my God the kid in the Jam ad played Shmeul in Boy in the Striped Pyjamas!
0:33 a true laugh of a psychopath
i cannot overstate how brilliant this is
Nice one for stringing all his ads together. Poison sockets, wtf?! Bizarre, and I love it.
This is the greatest thing ever. I haven't laughed this hard in years.
"Explained in the manual" Hands you all the Harry Potter books*
16:00
So that’s what Pete got up to in Shaun of the dead
I love this plot twist 12:52
Peter is the only person who makes me want to eat a couch.
“James Bond: liscenced to tell jokes “ is the kind of dvd you can buy in the Poundland dvd section and nowhere else.