Damn, crazy how BigMooney has done this challenge on every single level of the modern Hitman trilogy...hell, he's even done some of them multiple times. How times have changed.
+William Woods There's nothing wrong about getting it 10 years later, it's like getting an old Mario game you got for the NES but can't play it cuz you don't have a NES :-)
Maybe Fraps isn't the best choice for recording. It tends to lag on a lot of things. Try out some other recording software in this or JC3's city and see if the lag is still there, maybe it's time to change your recording software?
So relateable... Once, I'm in this weird mad scientists lair. Hundreds, hundreds of people, I think it was actually a museum, doesn't matter. So I go in there and a cute girl starts talking to me, how can I reject her. It turns out she also likes Panic! At the Disco, that was nice. So I had a chat with her, very nice girl, even got her number. So after that I get to the task at hand and I realize....I've forgotten who I have to kill. I had to do the method in the video, let's say I didn't call that girl again.
The room where there is already a dead girl is because one of the girls is actually a assassin out to kill 47, she invites you to a room and then a cut scene triggers where she kills 47.
one thing i liked about this level was after bottoming out the hot tub, dying near it, and running into the hole as i did the slow mo dying thing, he would die half way down and go ragdoll, was pretty funny; this also may have been the level i discovered that if you kill enough people after dying during the slow mo, you come back to life with a post adrenaline amount of health, was either this one or the rehab level
Robbaz did exactly the same thing, on the same level, but a long time ago. Weird. But he put every single cadaver in the jacuzi and destroyed it from the bottom to see a nice "cadaverfall".
Wonderful way to start the new year, watch someone play a video game where you kill everyone on sight..I feel the rest of the year's going to be pretty much the same thing
My favorite challenge in Blood Money was to play "A New Life" and try to kill everyone without detection. I played it so many times that I could, on an easier difficulty level, kill everyone in the level with only the knife in the kitchen (after drugging the van guards, whom I stabbed later), then drag every corpse into the back of the garbage truck... that last part was so tedious, I only bothered doing it once. Fun challenges. I think you should try something similar. That is, unless you count this video as that. Haha
On the Chile level I managed to kill 57 people, getting the deranged slayer rating, with zero notoriety because all the witnesses were dead. So far that's my best record on any level.
in hitman absolution I killed everyone in the bar fight scene except for the bartender. it was sweet, bar full of just dead bodies. happy new years everyone see at the bar.
Dan: Anyway, Alan Partridge, I arrest you on suspicion of sucking up to a mustard magnate Alan: You’re not a copper. Dan: Well, it’s a citizens arrest. Alan: Well, I’ll shoot you then, bang! Dan: I’m wearing a bulletproof blazer. Alan: Well, I’ll go for a head shot. Dan: I’m the Terminator you can’t kill me! Alan: I’ve got your kids, I’ve got your kids, Dan.
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*Shoots guard in both knees*
Guard: IDENTIFY YOURSELF
And he would be at Christmas a few years later with his family like: "I used to be a guard, but then i took bullets to the knees.
+caio graciano ...
+caio graciano I used to forget that meme... then I got that meme to the knee
+Swayze H Nice cox n crendor pic
Swayze H ?
I didn't kill everyone on this level, i cleaned them in the tub and sprayed them across the land with the power of happiness.
And it was glorious
Nah, pretty sure it was pure sexual.
+Timothy Costa I second this notion!
+Robbaz hilarity ensued
+Robbaz I saw him do it, it was on the up and up
I feel like I'm watching a level of Vicera: cleanup detail being made
I remember that game
Same
20:20
Well, he did say he had to kill everyone.
Yea lol
+LukeDude759 true
"And.... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE........... Now that- *oh*
+| Pirate | *nailed it
LukeDude759 iiii
It's possible to clear the entire Murder of Crows level using a kitchen knife and a lot, a lot of patience.
+LeadMuncher09 many a true nerd did it this way
+joe flack Yes! That's exactly what I was thinking about, I just forgot who made the video.
Many a true nerd have a lot lot lot of patience xD
Many a true nerd have a lot lot lot of patience xD
Challenge accepted
That dog was *so* the target
Dad, i'm not an assassin, i'm a crazed gunman!
the difference being one's a job and one's mental sickness
+Bier “Bierbart12” Bart PUT MUM ON THE PHONE
+900bot Guarantee you won't go hungry.
+Bier “Bierbart12” Bart that a reference to TF2
I am heavy weapons guy amd this, this is my weapon.
I challenge you to do this in the new Hitman when that comes out
Oh please.
+vooran ya oh please it looks cool
+Joe Wilson-Palmer Nah.
I see you everywhere
***** Oh please.
"What do we do with a drunken sailor?"
"Shoot him in the kneecaps!"
Im dying XD
He actually said "kneecap him in the morning"
"You can't fire until you finish reloading for some reason!"
*That's kind of the point of reloading, Dan.*
i dont think he realises not every gun works like a shotgun
Damn, crazy how BigMooney has done this challenge on every single level of the modern Hitman trilogy...hell, he's even done some of them multiple times. How times have changed.
"You're an animal! You're a monster! Can I have a DVD of it when you're done?"
"Nailed it- awww." Man I was legitimately surprised too, like, whoa cat reflexes there Agent 47
I was hoping you would do it stealthily :(
fuck that!stealth is boring.
wow...
+Sandra King no
+ryan joseph (HaveAGreatDay) They do have a point.
Well the votes are 22vs2 So people mostly agree with me.
Just got this game. Currently on level 5. It seems pretty great.
You just got it? It's 10 years old!!! you
+William Woods There's nothing wrong about getting it 10 years later, it's like getting an old Mario game you got for the NES but can't play it cuz you don't have a NES :-)
+A quality magenta chicken mask still a really fun game
+A quality magenta chicken mask
Ignore Absolution, it's rape
It's a masterpiece
Ah the nostalgia. I watch this so long ago, right down memory lane.
Danny, you answered my prayers and gave us more Hitman: Blood Money... BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER THANK YOU SO MUCH
"Can you kill everyone on a level of Hitman?"
*Eyes +Robbaz intently*
should of left the dog because if the cops came you could of blamed the dog
*should have
+EVO6reviews And *could have. And *you're
+Kortex Alliance
he must have been vaccinated
for intelligence
I Don't know why but a slow methodical sweep with a large gun in a video game is so satisfying.
I like how he calls the security guards monsters and villains as he walks over the corpses of his victims.
This video has become a Christmas tradition for me
Little did everyone know Dan actually started the "Kill Everyone" in Hitman trend.
trying to sleep but all I hear is *pop pop pop* HAPPY NEW YEAR
Zero dislikes.....or he murdered everyone that did
"Oh god your sick and disgusting, can I have a DVD when your done" 😅
Anyone remember watch him play age of empires on New Year's Eve a few years ago and talking about how he didn't like party's.
This is how I play hitman, not because I choose to, but because I completely suck at stealth
Maybe Fraps isn't the best choice for recording. It tends to lag on a lot of things. Try out some other recording software in this or JC3's city and see if the lag is still there, maybe it's time to change your recording software?
he should use shadow play
+rockah12 but fraps is easy to use and records nicely except for the lag but it usually isn't horrible lag... sometimes it is really bad
+NoSignal and it doesn't lag?
+The Cadmium Gamer zero lag, that's what shadowplay is all about. It's intended that you don't even notice it's running.
I like shadowplay
America Simulator 2006
While making that joke, I just realized this game came out 10 years ago, and I feel old
Happy new nerdcubed!!! 😄😄😄
+vooran yep
+vooran HAPPY WHATEVER THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE!!
+Artur Araújo it means happy older dan?
+efi epitropou-arapoglou Ahhh, the UA-cam community getting older, so sad
Miserable, generic year. ... in an hour.
1:53:
Dan makes a reference to the 1st die hard movie by saying "now i have a machine gun ho ho ho" which is written in blood on a dead guy's jumper
I love it when dan randomly makes different tunes up for a brief few seconds...
You should go for the hidden sushi shef rating on Death on the Mississippi. You have to kill every one on the level with a kitchen knife.
You should have put in the description: a game about what grandparents think people who play games with killing do all day
"you can't fire until you finish reloading for some bloody reason" mate that's just how guns work...
🤓🤓
why did those pistols at the start sound silenced?they clearly weren't.
They always sound like that in the game.
He most likely used the suppressed ammunition type you can use.
The silverballers if I remember correctly can be massively upgraded so they can be silenced without reducing the range
8:18 I guess he must have been a very cunning linguist in life
Ha just before the ending I thought imagine if he killed himself and the news would be like well we think the killer got away and look what Dan done!
It's crazy that I watched this like the day after it came out. I was so young
Fox news is gonna have a fucking field day with this.
Nitro_Wolf I get it, but other people don't, but that's okay
Party Hard, Dan.
Party Hard.
I remember it took me way too long to realise you can hold down E to scroll through options in the elevator.
17:34 SAUSAGE!
i want to see a "best bits" montage of this video set to nerd cubed's own rendition of "it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas"
Who's already in 2016?
+Kynan Colrain nobody!
+Kynan Colrain 2 and 3 quarter hours remain
+The Cadmium Gamer Apart from Asia
+Kynan Colrain ok..ok
+The Cadmium Gamer And New Zealand my friends!
So relateable... Once, I'm in this weird mad scientists lair. Hundreds, hundreds of people, I think it was actually a museum, doesn't matter. So I go in there and a cute girl starts talking to me, how can I reject her. It turns out she also likes Panic! At the Disco, that was nice. So I had a chat with her, very nice girl, even got her number. So after that I get to the task at hand and I realize....I've forgotten who I have to kill. I had to do the method in the video, let's say I didn't call that girl again.
I wanna see the little newspaper article of the hit they show you after missions.
I imagine it was something like "jingle bells rocked: entire party massacred during holiday party"
You can check the briefing to see who you have to kill.
Shh...
The room where there is already a dead girl is because one of the girls is actually a assassin out to kill 47, she invites you to a room and then a cut scene triggers where she kills 47.
That Die Hard reference at the beginning was very subtle
"can you actually kill everyone on a level of hitman" yes.... yes you can, i do it for fun all the time....
That dog matrix'd your bullets. It deserved life, Daniel. It deserved life! lmao
its easy to kill everyone on the level 'A New Life' i think its called? because there's only 23 people on the level.
Quarantine has brought me back to this >_
one thing i liked about this level was after bottoming out the hot tub, dying near it, and running into the hole as i did the slow mo dying thing, he would die half way down and go ragdoll, was pretty funny; this also may have been the level i discovered that if you kill enough people after dying during the slow mo, you come back to life with a post adrenaline amount of health, was either this one or the rehab level
You couldn't of chose a better mystery video for new years eve. Love it.
It's been 6 years and annotations (or whatever they were called) have long been removed since then. Can you remember what it was? I must know!
is it just me or does this remind you of every mission in hitman absolution
Well, he did say everyone, and everyone includes himself. So, mission accomplished
"There's another few floors of monsters and villains." No, Dan, I think we all no who the real monster is here.
nerdcubed, new years has fireworks , fireworks have explotions, explotions in just cause 3, how about a just casue 3 special on new years day
"Oi,Pringle" DAt made me spit my water out XD
It was Cringle, another term for Santa was Chris Cringle
When Nerd Cubed gets Christmas Party and Public School mixed up
"Can you actually kill everyone in a level of hitman?" Yes. Every level. All the people. Silent Assassin rank.
Robbaz did exactly the same thing, on the same level, but a long time ago. Weird. But he put every single cadaver in the jacuzi and destroyed it from the bottom to see a nice "cadaverfall".
By the way the song he was humming in 4:00 was the American artillery song when the cassons go rolling
Ah poor bastard 47, forgot who his target was........so he murders everybody......seems like call of duty to me.
"Remember, no Russian"
I didn’t expect this challenge to be as easy as it was, is Dan an irl mass murderer?
Wonderful way to start the new year, watch someone play a video game where you kill everyone on sight..I feel the rest of the year's going to be pretty much the same thing
My favorite challenge in Blood Money was to play "A New Life" and try to kill everyone without detection. I played it so many times that I could, on an easier difficulty level, kill everyone in the level with only the knife in the kitchen (after drugging the van guards, whom I stabbed later), then drag every corpse into the back of the garbage truck... that last part was so tedious, I only bothered doing it once. Fun challenges. I think you should try something similar. That is, unless you count this video as that. Haha
On the Chile level I managed to kill 57 people, getting the deranged slayer rating, with zero notoriety because all the witnesses were dead. So far that's my best record on any level.
3:35 Look! That guard was gonna wave back.
Falling as if there is no gravity, soft landing. Then died.
- pulls up 10 card -
What if he killed everyone except the guy taking a shower and as soon as he got out, everyone was dead. That would be terrifying.
0:41 AGENT SMITH IN A RED SUIT!
in hitman absolution I killed everyone in the bar fight scene except for the bartender. it was sweet, bar full of just dead bodies. happy new years everyone see at the bar.
One of my favourite things to do in this game is to go into A New Life and try to stealth kill everyone with the kitchen knife.
Gotta watch this on the day before Christmas
I've been waiting for another Blood money vide since 2012 and finally :D
I'm not the only one who saw the thumbnail and thought ''yay more gta'' right? Also Happy new year!
I love how he murders everyone in this level but then shoots a dog and gets told off for that. :D
Alternate title: Hitman: Absolution
20:28 Well, I was expecting more of a suicide like at the end of the gta bounty hunter video, but that should suffice as killing everyone, I guess.
Now do the same thing in Chinatown, in the last Hitman, dressed as a chipmunk and wielding a katana
4:20 He blew that guy SKY FUCKING HIGH. YEAAAAHHH!!
Happy new year/ happy new nerdcubed
Happy new year, Dan
Damn you new year! I can't hear Dan with the fireworks!
"you can t fire before you finish reloading for some bloody reason!" ...lol
I laughed so hard when Dan was like "kneecap him in the morning"
i remember seeing this video appear in my subbox on New Years Eve holy shit
Hitman Blood Money is currently £1 and the Hitman Bundle ( All hitman games ) is £4.
Heaven.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Rails on all the weapons - *no optical sights on them*
For some reason this triggers meee
Dan: Anyway, Alan Partridge, I arrest you on suspicion of sucking up to a mustard magnate
Alan: You’re not a copper.
Dan: Well, it’s a citizens arrest.
Alan: Well, I’ll shoot you then, bang!
Dan: I’m wearing a bulletproof blazer.
Alan: Well, I’ll go for a head shot.
Dan: I’m the Terminator you can’t kill me!
Alan: I’ve got your kids, I’ve got your kids, Dan.
9:45 what was that majestic noise...
please make more ftl i miss you playing it and i was so happy to see a new one
"Oh no I have to be at parties with people" not a bad thing
9:47 Nerd³ Turned into a alarm for a second
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!