The Worst Half-Life 2 Mod I've Ever Played
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- No I don't have a bad PC, the mod was just not properly optimised.
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This is a gmod horror map
The random jumpscares appearing and disappearing really sell it
It's just missing a few PNGs popping up here and there
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Hoping this won’t cause another half life HD incident
Uhhm but actually it was calles half life realistic definition
You mean the Cinematic version? That is nothing but a hot burning Garbage
@@Omega-jg4oqI think he’s talking about the realistic mod for HL1
Why is why is why is why is why is realistic halflife so bad so bad so bad so bad so bad
so true V1 smoking a blunt
lol i think noclick now has permanent trauma from the "purple black checkerboards." "I cannot even begin to get into how bad this looks for you" has fast become a meme in the noclick lore
"goldsrc don't uses black purple board texture"
[insert circus music]
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If only that bro knew!
yet another W for HDTF
a mods L is another mods W
HDTF always wins
bro HDTF is PEAK
I didn’t even have a gravity gun at 12:39, so I was basically just soft-locked permanently, after playing this mod, I just felt like I wasted 2 hours of my life for nothing
the game came out when steam greenlight was thing and they allowed this thing instead of Missing information💀
missing information is a mod with beta stuff. Its was leaked!!!! Leaking is a crime!!
@@DanielWindows cant even take a piss without getting arrested smh
They may not have paid to get it on steam, that mod's pretty old, so it might have gone through Steam Greenlight
Making a Half-Life game without a story is like making a Portal game without puzzles
Exactly
No thinking with portals 🥺
Its like team fortress 2. But there is no team
Or its like left 4 dead 2. But there is no dead.
I don't think so, because you don't need a story to make a great game (although a story REALLY benefits games, don't get me wrong), even a half-life mod. You can still make really engaging and fun games without a story. But having a story or any lore benefits a lot. (And i'm not saying this mod the video is about is good.)
@@Fredfredder Yeah but it wouldn't be a Half-Life game. The story is one of the key components of Half-Life.
3:47 The crowbar deals 10 damage in hl2, so that would mean the poison zombie has 380 hp. And normally, in hl2, normal poison zombies has 175 hp in easy and normal, 210 in hard. SO, they buffed the poison zombie **or** the crowbar was nerfed. Either way, its still really bad game design to make you fight a poison zombie with a crowbar.
This mod is torture, not because it's comically bad, but because it's extremely boring and mediocre
I can not even BEGIN to get into how bad this looks for you.
7:10
"guess the end of the mod?"
bed frame thing: nuh uh. *epically breaks the wall with a weak force*
3:23 How tf does elevator work when there is no power
16:57 to 17:10 is comedy gold. The ominous falling gate of doom.
Why is "The worst Half-Life 2 mod I've ever played" so bad???
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@@snyechoes2 why is "Why is "Why is "The worst Half-Life 2 mod I've ever played" so bad??? so bad??? so bad!????" so bad???" so bad!????!?!?!
Imagine someone coming out of the blue with a video Bootlicking this mod while throwing out false accusations on you, this time with a facecam
And then you gotta respond on said video with also having to show your face
the sun is not leaking
Funfact: Fast Detect “stole” a bunch of hl2 gun mods off of Gamebanana
Did they credit the creator?
He's trying so hard not to start another one.
10:56 OH there is the G-Guy! It's the guy from skibi-
Oh man, this mod. THIS. FUCKING. MOD.
From the mysterious post-apocalyptic ruins to the not quite right train station with the weird electricity gates to what feels like it might be a ruined megastructure to the futuristic... I think it might be a nuclear missile facility? Everything looks amazing. Too bad it's fucking horrible to play, like an ancient, jewel encrusted chest decorated by the greatest artists of the era and maintained over countless millennia only to contain nothing but the foulest smelling shit in existence.
If this hasn't been ported to SFM it should be. In fact I wish more people would make maps like this but for Gmod and SFM. Imagine the aesthetics of these maps with more coherent level design, or used in a context where the weaknesses aren't a problem as sandbox maps.
YOU PUT THAT THERE! I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO GET INTO HOW BAD THIS LOOKS FOR YOU.
noclick put those headcrabs there
"Why is "The Worst Half-Life 2 Mod I've Ever Played" so bad?" just doesn't feel the same.... Nah I'm just messing love your videos
Why is "Why is "Why is "Why is the worst hl2 mod i ever played so bad?" So bad?" So bad?" So bad?
@@lnomata5470 makes sense
@@faloodaman lol
Can't wait until we get "The Worst Half-Life 2 Video I've Ever Watched"
0:33 swelter and snowdrop escape:
swelter is one of the best hl2 mods, it has huge maps like this mod, but the difference is that they reward you for exploring different areas, and also they are easy to navigate
Man HDTF 24 hours better than this mod
For much as I hate to say this, you are right, at least HDTF have a Story and a Meaning, a $tup1d meaning but at least it have it.
I tried playing this a week ago and gave up before I got past the first map. I just had that instinctive "this ain't getting better" moment.
Someone made their dream into a mod.
it's like an Art House movies, there is no any sense, but many people try to find some philosophical in it, this mod reminds me "The Beginner's Guide" game
8:31 Fast Daroncrab: WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE PO-
BRO MAKES A COMEBACK! A REFERENCE TO THE MIRA INCIDENT!
this mod is "when the designer does the programming", as a half life 2 mod
I never thought I would see a genuinely pissed-off model of Freeman for a thumbnail.
noclick just happened to create it's own meme base based on him
"hey chatgpt can you please make me a half life 2 mod"
i hate bad mods. no voice-overs, no context, nothing...
19:11 Holy shit Viktor Antonov worked on this, it can't be that bad!
I am now not only watching the video but hearing B.Y.O.B. playing in a loop in my head over and over again. Thanks, noclick!
The most abstract HL2 mod ever
I THINK THE HOSPITAL IS JUST A METHOD TO NOT MAKE SMOOTH LEVEL TRANSITIONS
It's kinda hilarious how this mod advertises itself as exploration mod when enemies are so beefy and strong in this mod and how confusing the level design and exploration is. 😂😭
HDTF is better than this
"Wait let me fix that."
"WHY THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?!"
Remember,still better than Arctic Adventures
it seems like the graphics and textures and props where done by a professional designer or artist and the rest of the mod was done by a 3rd grader
FIRST UPLOAD IN TWO MONTHS ON A RANDOM MONDAY WTF
This mod looks like half life 2 if it was AI generated
It looks like the modders hired a professional map maker and then they added some random enemies and supplies, like seriously, look at this
part 3:34 😭
noclick plays a 10/10 mod for the first time in 3 years
I just wanna say, I enjoy your channel a LOT more now that you speak.
Yup, deffo gonna make a mod that fixes this mod, anyone that wants to work on this mod, you're more than welcome
I love mods that display a stunning lack of care towards the end, but in this one, it's particularly funny to see. I feel like this is exactly how the development process went down:
Step 0: Come up with an idea.
Step 1: Make a rough sketch and go back later and add detail, perfect issues, polish the concept.
Step 2: Give up.
Step 3: Years later - Oh yeah, didn't we like, make a mod for Half-Life? OH YEAH WE DID!! Let's post it!
8:00 you put that there, i can not even BEGIN to get into how bad this looks for you
Bob is freaky
welcome back noclick
Poison Zombies are actually very tanky, even in vanilla HL2. Crowbar is really not the best weapon to kill them.
No fucking shit, but he obviously didn’t have anything else to use. Jesus Christ some of these comments are unreal.
100 dallars for uploading game into Steam!? That's bloody THEFT!
If you sell your game for $20, you’d make that money back very quickly. Game development and publishing isn’t free.
"you put that there, black and pink checkerboards are exclusive to the source engine",
loved the unexpected system of a down jumpscare lol
8:32 Barbarisms by Barbaras with pointed heels
Victorious Victorias kneel
For brand new spanking deals, marching forward, hypocritic and hypnotic computers
YOU RELY ON OUR PROTECTION YET YOU FEED US LIES FROM THE TABLECLOTH
WHY DO WE ALWAYS SEND THE POOR
18:00 looks like they took inspiration from the gondola ride sections in halo 2.
Hello Noclick! Y'know i've been thinking in made a mod based on the events of episode 1, and i noticed that making a mod is not just good voice acting and good madmaking, its just being carefull on what you're creating because one day someone will upload a video criticizing my creation, and maybe my idea for the future mod is maybe weird but interesting. i learnt that Noclick is the person who is needed for making THE PERFECT mod of half life (Probably he wont read this)
This Is the canonized sequel to Hunt down freeman ....how couldnt you know ? Pay respect to such a masterpiece .
For one second I thought this was going to be a video about Overcharged 2.0 running together with Cinematic Mod 2013.
How not to make a mod campaign 101.
Since the devs are seem to be slavic and some stuff on the maps reminds me of cold war era soviet military bases, my wild guess is that plot is about using a system called "Perimeter" aka "Dead Hand" (a soviet/russian system which allows to launch a nuclear strike on enemy even if higher command is dead or drunk) to nuke the combine or their superportal idk
Being an art project doesn't excuse bad gameplay.
Either:
- Have *no* gameplay (besides moving around) and focus on artistic expression.
- Have *good* gameplay to supplement the art.
Honestly, given the visuals are on point... a HL2-themed walking sim would probably have been better.
A Half Life mod with no meaning, that is something that i really call trash.
g guy:hello mr noclick
noclick:OH MY GOD ITS THE GUY FROM SKIBIDI TOILET
g guy:
noclick: OH GOD N
If autor wanted to create a "story shown from the artist perspective" (A.K.A walking sim) he wouldn't have added combat in it. Otherwise it just looks bad.
Why is "The Worst Half-Life 2 Mod I've Ever Played" so bad?
if only there was a video that explains it
So, it begins.
this mod shows how average dreams of a half life fan look like
The only Half Life mod that lets you play as Bane from DC I guess?
If this mod's developers hired level designers and story writers, maybe it would have been way better.
No shit lol
That boat ride intro seems to copy the opening of Hellblade.
8:22 Twist... Twist, Twist, Twist!
Why "The worst Half-Life 2 Mod I've ever played" is the worst video I've ever watched
Why "Why "The worst Half-Life 2 Mod I've ever played" is the worst video I've ever watched" is the worst video I've ever watched
9:14 Jumpscares aren't scary; they're startling. You were startled, not scared.
Thanks, FN@F for brainrotting everyone into thinking being jumped also means you're scared.
You must be young. Horror video games relying on jumpscares was happening way before FNAF.
Just saying, anytime someone says, "Don't harass insert person/org here.", they will always harass them.
1:04 Subjective XD
After 3 days some chumbo named Hira will make a video called "The Worst the Worst Half-Life 2 Mod I've Ever Played video I've Ever Played"
youre cooked , you know what happend with realistic half-life modpack right? noclick getting canceled again...
man this bgm goes hard
Are you guys crazy? What I see is quite a good mod, very beautiful, maybe strange in some places, but definitely not the worst!
@@reyboy4944 BUT that's subjective
Bro is the creator of the mod
nah this mod is stinky
Yeah whether the mod is good or not, someone put in a lot of effort making it, calling it "the worst mod" is disrespectful af
@@jeanhoux202 The ones who created Entropy Zero 1 y 2 really cared to put effort on the game, this one looks like they only putted some script here and there and copy pasted textures here and there making meaningless maps and they didn't even invented a story.
Like other comment up in this section said, making a Half Life game with no story is like making a Portal game with no puzzles.
So the creator of creators didn't putted a little effort making this "game".
3:14 omg, noclick Polish???
this is what happens when level design is not at the forefront of the dev's mind. utter disaster.
High-Life 2
Hope i dont see "why is"the worst half life 2 mod i've ever played" so bad
What I love about this mod is how shiny that crowbar and hands are 😁 this brings me back in time to when HL2 was released
To give my opinion on the mod, here is the steam review I made after playing through it, the first time:
This game has much ambition. It has good, like the visuals and the weapons, however what it lacks is a clear direction for the player as well as a ongoing narrative. In many situations I was confused by the level design and sometimes it even seemed unfair like the laser grid. Other times I found great enjoyment in traversing some of the well designed and open locations.
It is these open big locations that also kinda make this mod feel like a dream of sorts. If you would play half life 2 in a dream, then this mod is pretty much what it would feel like. Can't really say if I can reccomend this or not. Try it out if you want a open, dreamlike and disconnected half life 2 experience with good graphics.
funnily enough I barely saw anything on the first map that you did, because through sheer luck I ended up going the right way from the start, but this just shows some more what I mean with confusing level design. At times you have zero clue where to go and it's all about luck to end up in the right place.
Did the sun stop leaking
i swear i had a dream about a hidden hl2 weapon just like the glock in this mod
This is not the worst mod. It is quite aesthetically
Half Life is not made for "Aesthetic" Half Life is for profound story.
Still doesn't mean it's a good mod.
@@spazjackrabbit61 no one said that. They said it’s not the worst.
@@PlutonAstronomythat’s funny and blatantly untrue for a number of reasons
Noclick has done another review!!!!
bro has not played the "Wonder Mod"
It’s a shame it was so bad, the maps look really nice
Shoot, at least the boat wasn't a cutscene and you could actually walk around. At least it shows credits, instead of being completely pointless
Jolly also played this mod and he went full unhinged haha