Curb Your Enthusiasm: We're Overweight
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- Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
- From Season 10, Episode 4 - You're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey
Aired on HBO: 2020.02.09
The "captain" needs the weights of everyone flying on the chartered plane; but all of LD's "friends" refuse to give them. On the plane Larry scoffs as his date slams down cups-full of (M&M's?) because "they're free."
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meow
Ali Cat what
Meow
Nice
Sailor Only if you take it personally. Then yes.
Why is Rory a tall bald man all of a subben?
No one appreciates the fact that Larry understated everyone's weight.
j l poop and sex
@@treblinka9530 2 normal things until you combine them.
I was about to delete my comment but now I don't think I will.
Exactly!
he probably did it on purpose to prove a point lol
Dude I definitely agree with Larry on this one. I also find it offensive when I'm booking a private plane and one of my loaded friends wants to hop on without chipping in.
Happens all the time
They’re always tryna mooch of us!
Same
Everyday occurrence, that.
Tragic.
“I would resent you a little bit yeah” you gotta love that honesty 😂😂
I was about to point out the remark lmao
That was epic. I died so hard
I mean she resents everyone so not much coming from her
i like how it was addressed and then they just moved on. like adults. lol. it was kinda catty but fun and super honest. It would be nice if real life was like this every now and then. lol.
@@Shlogger its refreshing to see people not get offended over something stern like that.
I love it when Suzy agrees with Larry about something it’s extremely rare
o fuck you larry!
They're like siblings. They fight a lot but occasionally join forces.
Another great example is "bad middling" clip from the episode "the mini bar"
Probably the only time honestly.
Lol but I'm sure everyone would agree on that: you're trying to ride on this private transportation, you better chip in.
Larry is a social claymore, he destroys whatever you point him at, which Susie occasionally benefits from when he's not pointed her direction 😅
"Doesn't matter how we got here. The fact of the matter is that we're here now, and we're overweight" -me when turning 30
I'm a week away. Oh joy lol.
@@svscared The worst part about turning 30 is realising how so many people online are younger than you... It's really awkward...
@@Enigmatism415 Ha I realized that a while back lol
@Radamenti Yes, but the ratio is rapidly changing. It's weird that the NewGrounds/Ebaumsworld/Homestar/4chan/MySpace/MSN/AIM/YTMND generation is now the minority of online users.
@@Enigmatism415 On the same token, the percentage of adults that use the internet and play video games has skyrocketed. The ratio will completely be 50/50 by the end of the next generation.
If someone defiantly refuses to say what they weigh I will assume they weigh the heaviest possible weight fathomable for their body type.
yeah i mean its not really that hard to guess peoples weights. seem stupid to me
@@fenerbahceqwe3756 why would you get self conscious about someone knowing your weight? They can look at you and know how fat you are, it's not like a 300lbs person and a 100lbs person are the same to you until you know their exact weight.
@@lukasg4807 It's probably a brain defect.
@@lukasg4807 I think it;s the idea that they will tell you their weight and you'll go "Oh, god I didn't theink you were *that* fat" kinda the same thing about women and ages
What if they weigh 120 pounds but won’t tell you? Will u rlly assume they weight 400 pounds ?
Here is how you get the weight of all people without knowing anyone's weight
Larry picks a random number and adds his weight and passes the number to Jeff,
Jeff adds his weight to the number and passes to Sussie and so on ...
In the end, Larry subtracts the random number he chose initially from the final weight and you have the weight of all people.
pretty clever im not gonna lie
That is how they can scam people to get their pin code.
Pretty... Pretty... Pretty .. good
So darn clever!
Nobel peace prize winner
“I’m inviting you to come and chip in” 😂😂😂😂😂
Miss having funkhouser RIP to a legend
RIP Super Dave Osborne
Oh no I didn’t know
Nooooooooo! I didn't know. Fucking hell
Definitely RIP Funkhouser, that being said I don’t miss him at all on the show. This last season is one of the best imo.
are you fucking shitting me? He died? omfg what the hell?????
The fact that Cheryl is loaded and only in the position in life that she is thanks to Larry, and then gets offended at the idea that she should chip in says a lot about her character.
Indeed!
these actresses do such a good job at portraying "awful" women characters, sometimes I forget they're not real people, and yes, I think Cheryl is very unlikable in an oblivious way :) they do an excellent commentary on womanhood in society, almost like a humorous version of a Doris Lessing novel
The richest women in the world are mostly divorcees and feel entitled to that money. Amber Heard is not an exception to be honest.
This is a realistic depiction of how people behave when well-to-do with no consequences for their behaviour. And for women, it is that they are golddiggers without consequences for their superficiality.
@Paul She teaches acting classes…
@Paul billionaire* it's literally his money still 🤣🤣
It’s actually pretty refreshing to see Susie and Jeff get along. United by the common enemy of their weight.
I love how Susie often belittles Jeff but sometimes joins forces with him. When it's selective subject matter they are on equal level.
Yeah especially since Susi often calls Jeff out for being fat.
God damn, I hate it when Larry gets in trouble for being 110% right.
thats the premise of the show you fucking idiot.
@@relwaldivad8226 Larry is not alwaaayyys right. just usually hahaha
@@relwaldivad8226 yeah you are right, but there is no need to insult someone. Larry is right 99% of the time but rarely he sometimes acts straight up like an asshole.
150%
Gotta love Cheryl, obsessed with the environment yet excited about a private plane.
Well said.
They’re loading up the plane though. That’s different. It’s the Learjet with 2 passengers that ridiculous.
@@trishcooley5810 Still reflects on her poorly. Will you say you might as well getting into your friend gas guzzling hummer over taking the bus because there are spare seats. Stop making excuses for hypocrisies of rich white lady environmentalists
@@trishcooley5810 Not really. There were 6 people on the plane lol. They could have flown commercially with hundreds of others people..
how was she excited? you can just say uses lol
"I'll resent you a little."
Cheryl instantly has no legs to stand-on because the savage Susie just T-KO'ed her and sided with Larry.
A great moment to behold.
I'd rather be dead in the sea of Cortez has to be one of Suzie's best lines ever.
It was odd seing Susie take Larry's side on the chip-in.
They are best friends.
She's still a Jew
And Cheryl is loaded
I was ready for her to kick him the fuck out
Cheryl is at her level now concerning Larry, they are both just friends with him, nothing more.
"You're going there anyway"
That's a cheapskate Costanza line when he wants to jump in a cab with Elaine
Ding!
Larry David has been 70 years old for the past 30 years.
(Edit)
Thank you for all the likes.
Daniel Sachs he’s competing with Bernie Sanders for who can look 70 the longest.
JC Not lmfao
Harriet Tubman true
...which is quite an astounding achievement, what with callendars, the passing of time and such.. Incredible!
warpnin3 our man defies time
The Willikers do NOT give their weight.
Jeff is 275, and Mrs Williker is 190
I figure 240 and 160.
0:02 I like how Larry just comes in. Like he knows he’s invited.
Lol
"the Whillikers do not give their weight"
You can here him proper cracking up at that line
"Nobody can make me laugh like Ted" Such a jab at Larry 🤣
Seriously!
Love the cut to Larry's reaction at 1:03 when Cheryl says Ted can't come.
Jon LaFontaine that snake Ted 🐍 #teamLD 😀
Larry David’s voice just sounds like a slightly older Jerry Seinfeld.
Milfuelle100 I was just thinking this!
jewish ny accent
I thought it was Jerry speaking in the background then I looked and it was Larry
Jewie
@geezusispan I agree.
"I will resent u a little", more ppl need to be this honest instead of exploding later. If i hang out with ppl who don't say that, I'm always worried they're thinking that
Everyone looks old except Larry David.
Kradisasht larry has looked old for the last 40 years. He might look better today than he did on the pilot episode.
Advantage: bald
Old and slow.
I agree.
I suggest you look at older seasons. Larry has aged like everyone else.
"Hop on and chip in" Hell yeah!!!!
His ex drives me crazy.
She was a good character for him, but she was lazy and only really like all the freedom she had because of how rich Larry was.
2:34 I love how Larry has an entire debate about how a pilot should be referred to as captain - then still proceeds to call the captain ‘pilot’
Because the guy is both. He is a pilot, obviously, but he was probably a captain in the Air Force and likes to be called captain still. So neither is wrong. Larry would see that
“This is your captain speaking”
I love that Susie agrees with Larry about chipping in. Major plot twist
I love how Jeff doesn't get a word in at all until his wife basically demands he speaks. 😂
Thats the entire series
Being married to Susie is not for the faint of heart.
To be fair he generally has poor judgement when it comes to family matters lmao Probably why he married her since she's commanding enough to give him somewhat decent direction
Jeff at 1:46 wow, what an improvisation as he thought that was his turn on the line
Haha that is awesome
Lol kind of like when you get denied a high five.
Why does everyone overplay everything on Seinfeld and CYE clips? OMG! He wiped his mouth instead of speaking! PURE GENIUS!
@@mickdooley8994 ok buddy calm down
The technical term is "good save." (Nice catch there.)
“What’d you put down for me?”
I hate Cheryl.
Same. Was real sad when they divorced (she and Larry maybe my fave sitcom couple all time, so real), but post divorce she is consistently annoying as fuck.
@@hd-xc2lz I always thought they made a great TV couple, although she did get on my nerves from time to time. Sometimes, she was just rude to Larry, or expected way too much.
How could she divorce him? Larry seems like a great husband. You never wonder where you stand (he's honest.) He might forget the anniversary but he'll go out of his way to buy you a necklace to make up for it. He's rich. He's funny. He doesn't have too many hobbies or anything besides golf, so as his wife, you could do pretty much whatever you want. She did the tennis thing for a while, right? He even went to the beach for her, because she asked. He is cynical, but seems so nice. She seems ungrateful.
😁
@@endokrin7897 Agreed. He's always up for conversation, has solid male and female friends, is not a loner. Plus he gets out of the house during the day despite being largely retired (no all day TV watching), attends evening events, AND is still interested in sex. If Cheryl couldn't appreciate all of that, he was definitely better off without her.
Y'all are tripping. They were horrible for each other
@@hd-xc2lz "AND is still interested in sex."
This would be a downside for a woman, though. Especially at his age. Women largely understand that sex is one of the prices they have to pay to be in a relationship but they don't expect it to be a concern FOREVER. He should have lost interest in it decades ago.
There’s an easy way to anonymously get everyone’s weight using Zero Knowledge proofs and rings.
Larry writes down an arbitrary large number like 989 then he adds his weight to the number and writes that new number down. Now he hands the new number to Jeff. Jeff can’t deduce Lary’s weight from said number since he doesn’t know the original number. Jeff then adds his own weight to this number, writes that down on a new paper, destroys the original paper that only he saw, passes the new paper to Susie. Susie can’t know Jeff or Larry’s weight as she doesn’t have enough info. She does the same thing Jeff did, rinse and repeat until the last person has added their weight. They then give the final number back to Larry who subtracts his original random large number (989) from the final number, he now has the sum of all their weights while at the same time nobody knows any weight but their own.
Maybe the bear market will actually do the world some good
Freaking genius
@@firstlast9916 if by genius you mean stolen from an older comment then yes
@@sedifric873 but… stonks only go up
You literally just posted what someone else did
0:55 Susie knows to cut right through the BS and tell Cheryl to chip in.
NOBODY gets anything past Suzie!
I just realized Cheryl has kind of regressed. From a socially/environmentally conscious person to someone who buys a house on the beach and attempts to mooch off a private plane ride.
Cheryl has always been a melting wax statue of hot garbage.
This whole scene and premise is comedy genius. Like Sean Lock's comedy, you don't really stand still to appreciate how good it is until it's gone. Hail David, RIP Lock
Love when Susie & Cheryl chorus together perfectly, "DONNA." They hate her already. 😂
"What did put for me ?" Lmao
I love how just an episode or 2 before this he was trying to get her back and now he's like chip in for the plane. I also love that she was going to try to mooch a ride with Larry even though she has a bunch of his money.
Ya i loved her so much when she was with him, then after the separate her true colors come out that she was just a lazy gold digger
@@theodorebelmont7922 they're all lazy gold diggers
Larry David is a genius. A living legend.
“Just because they’re free doesn’t mean we have to eat everything...”
I have to tell my wife the same thing.
“Free.” They’re paying for it.
Leon whispers: “I aint tellin you sh*t”
i appreciate Suzy here "i will a little bit yeah, i mean you're loaded" 🤣
appreciate she didnt go against Larry as usual
Jeff nearly going to say his line at 1:45 lol; love how he holds himself back
"I'd rather be dead in the sea of cortez....." LOLOL
Suzy, "yeah, I'll resent you a little bit."
“How do you wanna be referred to?! ....Jeff” I don’t know why this cracked me up so much
I love how he just walks in whistling.
One of the best episodes of Curb ever
I like that Susie backed Larry up on the resentment 💯
He just strolls straight in.
Thanks for posting these!
you betcha
I love that there’s no laugh tracks. Nothing worse in a sit com than the show telling you when to laugh.
Wow you're so enlightened.
Dunno, depends on whether or not the show is actually funny. Most of the highest-rated comedy shows of all time have laugh tracks. All my favourite sitcoms have them; Seinfeld, Fawlty Towers, Only Fools and Horses, IT Crowd, Father Ted. All incredible sitcoms that also have laugh tracks
@@DextroDNAOfficial watch Seinfeld without a laugh track and it is the dumbest thing ever.
@@EPICSOUNDTRAX how so? Obviously it's going to be awkward without a laugh track, because a lot of the scenes were filmed in front of an audience and so there are pauses for when they're laughing etc. It doesn't make the show any less funny. There's a reason it's considered the greatest sitcom of all time.
@@DextroDNAOfficial I do not bow to it is considered the best shows titles.
There is the episode The Nazi Soup where it it was filmed outside on the streets in NY and they posted it without a laugh track and it is just incredibly stupid.I could not find one bit to laugh at but then compared it with the original with the laugh track. Yes, it is much more fun but the laugh track tells me where suppose to be funny. Without the laugh track, it is just over-the-top flat garbage. Find it and watch it.
I always watch comedy shows and ignore the laugh track and I honestly thought Seinfeld was the unfunniest garbage show I have ever seen. Now watching it without a laugh track I know that I was right .it is not funny at all. There is no single episode that can make me laugh. It is just not funny at all.
God I love this show. Even the furniture placement in the living room is perfect to show the toxicity in the room 👍
Huh?
Jeff's head is absolutely ENORMOUS. Once you notice it you won't be able to unsee it. It's so big it doesn't even look real, it looks like an animatronic head!
Maybe he has a spare brain?
A Captain IS a Pilot - One is an airline designation, the other the FAA
Rob the faa refers to me as the pic. Pilot in command.
Yeah in more ways than one. The reason why pilots wear nautical uniforms is because the first commercial planes (1930s) were largely seaplanes (no paved runways, easier to land on sea), so Pan Am thought making the pilots wear Navy uniforms would make the passengers less worried, plus they were in many ways boat captains too.
Skulls Ain't Dead - That is very interesting- thanks.
“No no, I will a little bit”. Susie shoots straight shit. SSSS.
I love Susie being honest and telling her she'd resent her Lmao. I completely agree and know I would resent her as well.
Season 10 definitely better than season 9. The Mocha Joe Spite Store & MeToo theme's have worked better than the Fatwa, which got old early.
diosnake fatwa 😳
I thought season 9 was awesome
@@Andrew-rg7vc I thought season 8 was awesome. Every episode was tremendous. There were some good episodes in 9 but IMO it just wasn't as strong. But even a weak Curb is better than any other show.
Larry was so confident in season 9, less tortured. He’s back to normal levels in season 10
Fatwa was TRASH
Always loved this show. Larry David cracks me up. One of a kind
No way you love it moreden my fren Johnny boy & my cuzzin Danny Jo. No frickin way!! You bess get dat outcha head rychnow ya hear!!??
@@TheyCallMeGator I don't even know what you're saying. I've been watching the show on HBO for 20 years. But I'm sure you and yo cuzzin danny jo love it also. Lots of people do. That's a good thing ya hear
@@TheyCallMeGator can u type it in english?
Ya think Larry's funny, do ya?
This show is the story of George castanza 30 years later.
meaturama, George Costanza is an iconic character in the show “Seinfeld” created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David
@meaturama Seriously wow.
He wouldn’t be this rich though
@meaturama how the fuck is it possible to watch Curb and not know who George Costanza is. I mean Jason Alexander has been on multiple episodes.
@meaturama my bad. I haven't seen Modern Family but I would recommend Curb. I think it's pretty pretty pretty good.
"If you said to me from now on I want to be called Goat Willicker, I would call you Goat Willicker" haha wow what a novel idea, it really is just simple as innit?
Leon is in the background while Larrry's talking and whispering saying your fucking right😂
I’m inviting you to hop on and chip in. 😂😂😂 funniest shit I’ve heard in a while
Commercial flights started with sea planes thats why they wear navel uniforms and ranks
I love learning stuff from the comments. It’s rare!
Really??
Now tell us why there are Captain's in the army as well.
Dan Brown It's an officer rank-the four military services + the Coast Guard have it (0-3 in USA, USMC & USAF, 0-6 in USN & USCG). The difference is, in the Coast Guard and USN, the head guy on a ship is called the captain, regardless of his actual military rank. And in commercial aviation, the ranking pilot on the plane is called Captain.
I always get really happy when Larry is proven right lol.
We see ourselves in Larry, so we’re cheering ourselves on I suppose.
"This is your captain speaking..."
Nice catch!
They make a big deal about the weight thing, but the fact is pilots have standard weights they assume in the absence of people providing the information.
If a plane cannot support an extra 100 or even 600 pounds, it is not structurally sound. A plane needs to be strong enough to stay in the air and should not be prone to being weighed down so easily. The worst case scenario is that a plane would use a bit more fuel due to the extra weight, which would be more costly. But once it's in the air there should not be a problem.
The fact that cheryl was surprised larry wanted her to chip in for the plane when she thought she could get a free plane ride is straight evil behavior
Ironically she was behaving like George in Seinfeld- he wouldnt chip for the cab - "youre going there anyway!"
@@rao8559 "Were the wheels in motion?"
"The wheels were IN, MOTION!"
Leon saying "I ain't tellin' you shit" takes this scene to another level
The scenes with the festival “weight guesser” are hilarious in this episode too!
Leon's look @ 02:59 is precious.
Lol I once had to refuse flying someone in my plane because they are too heavy and the plane would be out of balance.
That means Larry underestimated their weight, which is him being nice, right?
Or he might just be cheap
@@fantasyhero19 it's not a meat market where they charge by the pound
@@fantasyhero19 yeah, there was probably a price per kilo, or something.
The vanity of these people not wanting to disclose their weight.
"I mean you're loaded" ,so put your effing hand in your pocket ,love it
Susie: He is so funny. I mean nobody can make me laugh like Ted.
Larry Daivid is literally 1,000,000 times funnier than Ted Danson ever will be.
Yeah that was weird. If your highest bar is that guy from Cheers and The Good Place, I don't trust your insight
@@lewisfraser4153 You gotta see this in the perspective of the characters. In real life, to deal with a guy like Larry wouldn't be that funny I suppose, and she has a sister-brother relationship with Larry.
LARRY SOUNDS JUST LIKE SEINFELD
Leon: "I ain't telling you shit!" Haha
I love how Larry entered the house without acknowledging Jeff. lol hahaha
HA!
If you have a new relationship with a girl and you tell other girls that you’re friends with, they will of course ask what her name is. When you tell them her name, they will ALWAYS repeat her name back to you.
“What’s her name”
“Donna”
(In unison) “DONNA”
The way jeff was standing in the living room is just something else
Leon in the background while Donna’s piggin out! 😂😂
I love the honesty “people will resent you” “no they won’t” “I will a little…”
Jeff is clearly drunk in the living room scene!
christschool You mean Mr. Williker?
Jeff is stoned, not drunk. He's a big smoker these days.
Who's coming by at this ungawdly hour??? Is it Raj?? - Mswolowitz voice
I love the relationship between divorced Larry and Cheryl. They're still kind of friends, or at least, friendly, and they actually seem happier apart than they were together. I like seeing a positive portrayal of divorce like that.
You need God
Yeah, positive side of divorce is a fantasy
Divorce is bad for everyone
@@MrSidney9 I'm sure that your ex-wife doesn't feel that way.
@@Jordan22220 Yeah, I'm sure that all those women who can finally leave their abusive husbands agree with you.
kills me when they say, youre already going. We are already paying too.
So over guess their weight, have a little extra fuel or whatever.
I don't think LD would mind much if Susie died in the Sea of Cortez.
@Jay Ess Pretty......Pretty.......Pretty Nasty (and not true, at all)
Solution 1: anonymous weights
Solution 2: one big scale
3:15 - Leon's expression cracks me up, I can see he's dying to make a fat joke or say something about her eating. Lol
He sounded just like Seinfeld for the first 30 seconds
I like the fact that Cheryl is very jealous of Larry.
LOL. Ya gotta love Susie. Even Cheryl isn't off limits.
Cheryl trying to get a freebie when she no doubt took Larry for millions
Lmao Jeff at 1:39 “Oh boy...”
I NEVER liked Cheryl’s character. My husband and I ALWAYS side with Larry!
RiFF LoL She was off-putting. And I agree with Larry most times!
RiFF Yes, I most certainly do. Cheryl’s got nothing on me.
Gavin Date Agreed!
RiFF Thank you. I do happen to be very comfortable in my own skin.
@@PMswe eh debatable. Not rly that hot
2:52 😂😂😂😂😂 OMG I've been where Larry is at. Just looking at ya lady scarfing down food crunching 😂😂
So thoughtful of Cheryl to chip-in with the money she took from Larry.
"I mean you're loaded" 😂