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  • Опубліковано 28 гру 2023
  • Never work at ARBY'S, and cheers to another New Year
    IG: / 777degen
    Twitter: x.com/D3generocity
    Handsome Deku: x.com/_Chatterbox_
    Mostly Edited by: x.com/N0telu
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  • @ballisco4243
    @ballisco4243 5 місяців тому +8392

    last dude went through more pain than Denji, Guts, Itadori, and Dr Doofenshmirtz combined. I pray for bro 🙏

    • @sahilkhan2034
      @sahilkhan2034 5 місяців тому +420

      imagine what will happen when has kids lol

    • @seeschoker9809
      @seeschoker9809 5 місяців тому +71

      Fax

    • @spittin_BXRS
      @spittin_BXRS 5 місяців тому +504

      No amount of therapy is ever gonna help me recover if I see that live

    • @ballisco4243
      @ballisco4243 5 місяців тому +484

      @@sahilkhan2034 bros boutta have veitnam flashbacks at his wife’s birth 💀

    • @eyeover7307
      @eyeover7307 5 місяців тому +75

      Bro got the 1000 mile stare

  • @nobody7204
    @nobody7204 5 місяців тому +14581

    "I work in a school as a student" As a student I can confirm it's the worst job on this planet, you don't even get paid

    • @Honeybun_thrower
      @Honeybun_thrower 5 місяців тому +125

      💀

    • @seakomothowakgosi5638
      @seakomothowakgosi5638 5 місяців тому +156

      You work at wrong school

    • @rooksclown316
      @rooksclown316 5 місяців тому +59

      I only got paid at one of the schools I went to

    • @Misted_Waffles_
      @Misted_Waffles_ 5 місяців тому +49

      Maybe a college student working as a teacher helper for one of their college classes. My school has quite a few of them. But that's just a guess.

    • @lunarclysm4392
      @lunarclysm4392 5 місяців тому +25

      Bro what do you mean I stay 24/7 and get paid 1 cent per day

  • @Blackarooni
    @Blackarooni 3 місяці тому +2150

    I have several questions:
    1. Where was the father?
    2. Why did she decide to eat a burger while giving birth?
    3. How did she get there?
    4. Why did she get there?

    • @holybamboozler
      @holybamboozler 3 місяці тому +272

      Tf did they do with the first two babies after they were born? Did they just slap 'em on the counter?

    • @garlicbreadstick404
      @garlicbreadstick404 2 місяці тому +295

      ​@@holybamboozlerdeepfryer

    • @sneakypancakes
      @sneakypancakes 2 місяці тому +71

      ​@@garlicbreadstick404 OH GOD

    • @dyamondX
      @dyamondX 2 місяці тому +53

      ​@@garlicbreadstick404 this is chaotic evil

    • @Sirpenti0us
      @Sirpenti0us 2 місяці тому +31

      ​@@garlicbreadstick404 yummy

  • @rickanimationsnewchannel
    @rickanimationsnewchannel 5 місяців тому +1287

    imagine being born and the person who conceived you is eating a damn burger while the employees are watching in complete utter disgust and fear

  • @thecrabhex5140
    @thecrabhex5140 5 місяців тому +3981

    The last confession is def the most mentally deranged one so far. Easy first place. Even thinking about it make my tummy hurt.

  • @justaclownhonkhonk7941
    @justaclownhonkhonk7941 5 місяців тому +2796

    That last confession had my jaw DROPPED for like 2 minutes wtf i hope that guy is okay :(

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 5 місяців тому +217

      I don’t think he is, he’s literally Shinji in that clip he used.

    • @SuperCanonX2
      @SuperCanonX2 5 місяців тому +59

      Bro's living in Tokyo 3 right now

    • @pinkedsilly
      @pinkedsilly 5 місяців тому +98

      i hope the woman was ok. how do you get to the point where ur giving birth to triplets on the steak ‘n shake floor

    • @YSleepish
      @YSleepish 5 місяців тому +94

      ​@@pinkedsillywho cares about the woman bro she chose to give birth in a fast food restraunt in public

    • @wrrdcat
      @wrrdcat 5 місяців тому +79

      hi im okay, im not the guy from the video but i wanted to let you know im doing great

  • @RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq
    @RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq 5 місяців тому +1564

    Man I feel so horrible for this man in last story.
    LIKE BRO YOU CANNOT JUST ENTER TO ONE PLACE TO GET FOOD AND GIVE BIRTH TO 3 OR 2 BABIES ON FLOOR
    IN FRONT OF 2 WORKERS THAT WERE JUST CHILLING
    And the fact his friend left before him I was feeling just horrible for him.
    I hope he won’t any problems explaining this issue to the therapist 😔

    • @RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq
      @RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq 5 місяців тому +41

      I forgot to add have in “ I hope he won’t have any problems explaining this to the therapist “

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming 3 місяці тому +47

      I legitimately cannot understand what went on in her head bro

    • @nemptic
      @nemptic 3 місяці тому +12

      It’s so obvious its fake lmfao

    • @doodlegame8704
      @doodlegame8704 Місяць тому +10

      You would hope it’s fake.

    • @anusaukko6792
      @anusaukko6792 Місяць тому +45

      @@nemptic You see the problem is that he likely lives in America, so the chances of it being real skyrocket.

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck 5 місяців тому +349

    that last confession was legitimately jaw dropping holy shit

  • @charliebrown2365
    @charliebrown2365 5 місяців тому +10822

    He’s slowly transforming to a story time channel, I’m still gon be here for it

    • @XxProGamerUSAxX
      @XxProGamerUSAxX 5 місяців тому +448

      Next Video: Your Crush Confessions

    • @SlatyRamen
      @SlatyRamen 5 місяців тому +143

      @@XxProGamerUSAxX dude you came from the future

    • @SlatyRamen
      @SlatyRamen 5 місяців тому +57

      @@XxProGamerUSAxX because,.. YOU ARE RIGHT

    • @Trueangel555
      @Trueangel555 5 місяців тому +7

      Same

    • @isaacthegang
      @isaacthegang 5 місяців тому +4

      ong

  • @jellyfishstudios7228
    @jellyfishstudios7228 5 місяців тому +3990

    the whole izuku segment was pure 24k gold, the impression is spot on

    • @-No_Name_-
      @-No_Name_- 5 місяців тому +252

      Why they gotta do my homeboy Deku like that, Uraraka is the one simping, he just tyrna be a hero, 💀

    • @low-key-tony
      @low-key-tony 5 місяців тому +106

      @@-No_Name_-Fr! Deku’s trying stop AFO, getting people to simp for him is just a side hustle 💀

    • @-No_Name_-
      @-No_Name_- 5 місяців тому +156

      @@low-key-tony He's Rizzuku Himdoriya, he pulls people by accident.

    • @wilburthemagicalcow
      @wilburthemagicalcow 5 місяців тому +78

      @@-No_Name_-rizzuku himdoriya is wild ☠️☠️

    • @-No_Name_-
      @-No_Name_- 5 місяців тому +45

      @@wilburthemagicalcow One for all actually hass one more secret quirk, the ability to call bitches, Quirk: Rizz arrow.

  • @christhechilled
    @christhechilled 5 місяців тому +543

    14:58 Bruh is a real Deku

    • @rbMouhmad
      @rbMouhmad 3 місяці тому +26

      Fr 💀

    • @No-cc1fq
      @No-cc1fq Місяць тому +32

      I impressed with his vocal length ngl

    • @Mossymoss69
      @Mossymoss69 27 днів тому +2

      REAL

  • @beefboss5979
    @beefboss5979 3 місяці тому +149

    that still at 18:54 was literally PERFECT for the situation

  • @wideeric1
    @wideeric1 5 місяців тому +8193

    Surely these confessions will be rational and only mildly bemusing. Surely this will reveal the levelheaded members of the Degenerocity community.

    • @atopia7677
      @atopia7677 5 місяців тому

      Bro can u stroke it for Me?

    • @jaimesanchez6390
      @jaimesanchez6390 5 місяців тому +209

      *birthing at Nandos*

    • @qlip
      @qlip 5 місяців тому +22

      surely

    • @rocky_6969
      @rocky_6969 5 місяців тому +123

      @@jaimesanchez6390 the fact that she just wolfed down a whole order of fast food while "birthing" is crazy

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 5 місяців тому +53

      @@rocky_6969The burger, shake bits part broke me down it’s what did me in why would you FUCKING EAT FOOD WHEN YOUR GOING INTO LABOR GET TO THE HOSPITAL.

  • @Ahmedhassan.
    @Ahmedhassan. 5 місяців тому +20519

    I came inediately

  • @adamajora1003
    @adamajora1003 4 місяці тому +178

    Bro some of the people in this vid be like "Yeah I may or may not have slipped laxatives in this random ass dude's sprite, and I literally came in their burger, and they thought it was mayonnaise! I also just kinda murdered one of my customers one time for no reason. I still haven't been caught! Yeah, I'm just a bit silly like that. :3"

    • @FedkaSlovanich
      @FedkaSlovanich 4 місяці тому +9

      i know alot of guys that if you piss them off while pour a ton of salt on your sandwich

    • @andyurielmon
      @andyurielmon 18 днів тому +4

      You seriously think that's silly? That's not just 'silly.' That's reckless, dangerous, and completely irresponsible. Not to mention, morally twisted. It's not something to wave off with a cute little smile.

    • @pabloni1117
      @pabloni1117 8 днів тому +4

      ​@@andyurielmonthat's the joke 😭

  • @itsnotsky204
    @itsnotsky204 5 місяців тому +137

    20:30 BRO ITS 1:30 IN THE MORNING NEVER PUT THAT RAT SHIT AGAIN😭

    • @itsnotsky204
      @itsnotsky204 5 місяців тому

      Made me toss my phone and shi nigga😭

  • @Kawaii_smash
    @Kawaii_smash 5 місяців тому +2355

    I feel sorry for anyone who works at Arby's ☠️☠️

    • @nito8066
      @nito8066 5 місяців тому +44

      i fell like at waffle house its even worse

    • @Kawaii_smash
      @Kawaii_smash 5 місяців тому +60

      @@nito8066 oh my goodness is waffle house even a restaurant I feel like it's the backrooms but people work there

    • @parm8215
      @parm8215 5 місяців тому +31

      I work at arbys it ain't that bad except for the radiation

    • @Hitmandagoat
      @Hitmandagoat 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Kawaii_smashwaffle house is good tf you talkin bout

    • @Kawaii_smash
      @Kawaii_smash 5 місяців тому +11

      @@parm8215 wait what? Radiation?
      No wonder my poop wAs green last I ate at Arby's what is y'all doin to the meat 🍖

  • @thed_ani
    @thed_ani 5 місяців тому +1578

    As someone who washed dishes, if you’re able to lick the plates clean and be able to do that in time, give that man a raise. Bro is genetically built to clean dishes like a washing machine.

    • @fwjoeel
      @fwjoeel 5 місяців тому +192

      do NOT give that man a raise bro his customers are getting herpes 😭

    • @springfaux6991
      @springfaux6991 5 місяців тому +44

      Bro was a purposed organism

    • @user-cp3le5li1t
      @user-cp3le5li1t 5 місяців тому +41

      I'm sure that this man has a very happy girlfriend

    • @teamhop
      @teamhop 4 місяці тому

      Hey I’ve got some really great news to share with you, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died on a cross and resurrected on the third day so you may all have eternal life. If you believe and repent of your sins and put your faith and trust in Him as you would a parachute jumping off a plane at 25000 feet up in the air, He will give you eternal life in heaven as a free gift and I promise you, He will change your life forever as He did mine. He is the ONLY way to heaven and He loves you all. Please think deeply about this with urgency because this is your eternal life and soul, you don’t know when you could die, meaning you could die at any moment, so please consider this with all your heart. If anyone tells you that Jesus isn’t the only way, they are lying to you and they don’t care about your future

    • @user-en5vj6vr2u
      @user-en5vj6vr2u 4 місяці тому +3

      It’s fake 90% of these stories are larps

  • @GothamsRealSaviour
    @GothamsRealSaviour 3 місяці тому +43

    The animations from the part where he says “Two of the three triplets” at exactly 19:35 is from a game called a way out where you are in a hospital.

  • @holybamboozler
    @holybamboozler 3 місяці тому +82

    19:43 the way he says "birth liquid" has me losing it

  • @MemeImaginator
    @MemeImaginator 5 місяців тому +3477

    Deku voice being on point was crazy

    • @Soft.l3vvsheart
      @Soft.l3vvsheart 5 місяців тому +54

      FR!

    • @cnmatgrpy
      @cnmatgrpy 5 місяців тому +10

      it wasn’t him doing it

    • @EAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEA2737
      @EAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEA2737 5 місяців тому +16

      ma pokimans

    • @uwucia
      @uwucia 5 місяців тому +46

      it was him, the guy in the desc just drew the art 15:03@@cnmatgrpy

    • @MaygicCull
      @MaygicCull 5 місяців тому +1

      ehh never really watched that show

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 5 місяців тому +1364

    To explain the bank teller story: it's federal protocol that the bank account will automatically be transfered to the next of kin or the person declared in a will. They need to go to the bank and provide proof of death before the money is touched to prevent a random person claiming to be a family member running away from the money. The woman skipped those steps, which legally counts as fraud.

  • @masterofthepeachtea
    @masterofthepeachtea 5 місяців тому +31

    Years from now, we're gonna look back on this guy's videos and feel the same nostalgia we felt for Angry Video Game Nerd

  • @MentallyILL5
    @MentallyILL5 14 днів тому +13

    18:50 “I FEEL DAH TRIH-LETS COMIN RIGH NOW😩😩” he zesty with it😭😭🙏🏽

  • @The_Sheldon666
    @The_Sheldon666 5 місяців тому +966

    Amy is on her actual fucking villian arc 💀

    • @leticianeal9147
      @leticianeal9147 5 місяців тому +156

      Amy has been downhill ever since Sonic rejected her.

    • @whowhy7554
      @whowhy7554 5 місяців тому +109

      I imagined her running all the way to Alaska without stopping

    • @raider360X_sot
      @raider360X_sot 5 місяців тому +107

      She really hit that AoE attack

    • @masud9049
      @masud9049 5 місяців тому +35

      @@raider360X_sotNO I CAN’T💀💀💀💀

    • @Discontinued4
      @Discontinued4 5 місяців тому +4

      Nah fr 💀

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 5 місяців тому +5310

    As somebody who works in the medical field, seeing Degen get confused by medical terms got a chuckle out of me

    • @yomrcrabs
      @yomrcrabs 5 місяців тому +228

      Tf is a jaundice

    • @doodleghost4020
      @doodleghost4020 5 місяців тому +225

      ​@@yomrcrabs The hell is bilirubin

    • @qestennawaheeda
      @qestennawaheeda 5 місяців тому +265

      bro doesn't know hemoglobin

    • @danlolwtf
      @danlolwtf 5 місяців тому +48

      ​@@qestennawaheedadidn't *

    • @___idk
      @___idk 5 місяців тому +3

      lollll

  • @GOOFYHEAD23
    @GOOFYHEAD23 5 місяців тому +23

    That Deku Impression was comedy gold

  • @user-ov5pr8wq3v
    @user-ov5pr8wq3v 3 місяці тому +45

    5:47 is the funniest thing that I've ever seen in my life

  • @mariako750
    @mariako750 5 місяців тому +1446

    The last stories about Amy and the pregnant lady take the cake as the most traumatizing confessions in this video

  • @psa1115
    @psa1115 5 місяців тому +909

    imagine having to explain to your kid that they were born in a steak and shake while you was eating a literal burger during the ordeal

  • @urheretochill
    @urheretochill 3 місяці тому +9

    Last two stories was CRAZY, hope they getting extra therapy 😭😭

  • @howtodothatyt
    @howtodothatyt 4 місяці тому +10

    that last story had me shaking and violently crying in a corner

  • @grunkleg.3110
    @grunkleg.3110 5 місяців тому +885

    That last story, what was going on in that woman's mind that she needed a steakburger as she was giving birth? That's not like a hormonal decision, that's something you'd do consciously

    • @Huh9631
      @Huh9631 5 місяців тому +209

      She must not be right in the head, only logical explanation I can think of

    • @froggyyyy107
      @froggyyyy107 5 місяців тому +152

      Maybe she thought she had enough time before the birth to pop in to get something to eat since many hospitals don’t let you eat during labor

    • @buttnuttz6119
      @buttnuttz6119 5 місяців тому

      Maybe she has like a public birth/eating fetish because why else would she choose to just put these random workers into that horrible situation

    • @Fordrake_Fangirl
      @Fordrake_Fangirl 5 місяців тому +140

      Idk I've heard that sometimes pregnant women get intense cravings for certain foods because of the babies and since she had triplets maybe that desire was multiplied by 3 so maybe that was it

    • @Just-Some-Helium
      @Just-Some-Helium 5 місяців тому +54

      She was hungry man.

  • @ZECRA602
    @ZECRA602 5 місяців тому +3933

    Degenerocity may not be pregnant but he's always delivering 😔👏
    **Edit: That last confession was hella out of pocket** 💀💀💀

    • @X3RNEA5
      @X3RNEA5 5 місяців тому +426

      After the last story, This hits way different 💀

    • @enaisberrios7482
      @enaisberrios7482 5 місяців тому +142

      It just leaves me in laughter. The triplets couldn't even finish they meal for still tryna give the man and the pregnant woman the alarm that they needed to make themselves known 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @NoHatDashYT
      @NoHatDashYT 5 місяців тому +47

      True. That story was crazy

    • @deadstar8809
      @deadstar8809 5 місяців тому +44

      just please dont have him deliver in a steak n' shake

    • @forest_fire959
      @forest_fire959 5 місяців тому +55

      BRO IM TRING EAT MY HOT POCKET RIGHT AND THIS SHIT JUST RUINS IT BRO😭

  • @chellastation
    @chellastation 5 місяців тому +14

    A lesson everyone should know: do not piss off the people who make your food. 😊 Also, that last story was insane 😳

  • @Daubben
    @Daubben 4 місяці тому +55

    7:29 went berserk is hilarious

    • @hellfoxwolf14
      @hellfoxwolf14 3 місяці тому +4

      The fact the OOF sound was there says it all.

  • @victor_.
    @victor_. 5 місяців тому +552

    My heart goes out to the last dude, may your soul heal from this incident 😭

  • @capefeartrainsandsirens
    @capefeartrainsandsirens 5 місяців тому +705

    That last confession had my bones dematerializing and flesh inflating 💀💀

  • @Davidistaken360
    @Davidistaken360 4 місяці тому +33

    10:49 !!!YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES!!!

  • @anoddlyspecificnamepart2
    @anoddlyspecificnamepart2 4 місяці тому +8

    I was a busboy at this medium sized restaurant and had to clean everything. So this one time I get told “you need to clean up the bathroom, someone made a mess” so I was thinking water everywhere but no there was shit everywhere. All over the walls, the toilet, the sink, the floors, just everywhere.

  • @rossvaljr.3852
    @rossvaljr.3852 5 місяців тому +473

    That last story… I would not wish that kind of torture even on my worst enemies. My heart goes out to the poor lad. God damn.

    • @Laikafan02
      @Laikafan02 5 місяців тому +32

      I have 2 brothers and HOLLLYYY SHIT I couldn’t imagine being born at a fucking steak ‘n shack. Like holy shit

    • @iamkartvya29
      @iamkartvya29 5 місяців тому +14

      ​@@Laikafan02maybe it was you in the last confession and your parents have been lying to you all this time

    • @Good_Watch
      @Good_Watch 4 місяці тому +1

      I would.

  • @fwra1234
    @fwra1234 5 місяців тому +822

    I used to work at Baskin Robbins. Late one evening, I was working alone and there was only a young couple quietly sharing a sundae. 4 white uni kids come in and ask all 3 of for help with "a video project for school." They ask the couple to start cuddling in the restaurant and asked me to yell and point at them "IS THIS ALLOWED?" We did what they asked and then the 4 left without buying anything. I think it was for a tiktok

    • @Isawthatbro31
      @Isawthatbro31 5 місяців тому +49

      That seems random 😅

    • @MoonMoon-cl4co
      @MoonMoon-cl4co 5 місяців тому

      Yo really! Sounds like they were making a reference to this vine from a few years back!
      m.ua-cam.com/video/lsJ_UROYN_U/v-deo.html&pp=ygUUaXMgdGhpcyBhbGxvd2VkIHZpbmU%3D

    • @PixelPower0615
      @PixelPower0615 5 місяців тому +117

      That vine is iconic, tiktok could never...

    • @Kawaii_smash
      @Kawaii_smash 5 місяців тому +3

      Ohh nah oh hell naw

    • @unlightings
      @unlightings 5 місяців тому +4

      @@PixelPower0615that vine still lives rent free in my head to this day lol

  • @shinymew1213
    @shinymew1213 4 місяці тому +21

    You know what they say, the customer is always right 19:21

  • @user-om2kq9wr9d
    @user-om2kq9wr9d 18 днів тому +5

    11:19 most out of pocket thing i have heard in my life bro im begging you do NOT put monkey brain in my burger im on my knees begging 😭😭

  • @RUBI748x
    @RUBI748x 5 місяців тому +1478

    I swear this man gets funnier every single time 😂😂😂😂

    • @MuseumFreedom
      @MuseumFreedom 5 місяців тому +2

      Here ya go, 69 likes yw.

    • @MJiSGOATTED
      @MJiSGOATTED 5 місяців тому +10

      Bro it just came out when u commented WDYM bro not even a minute

    • @cookercoisine7305
      @cookercoisine7305 5 місяців тому +1

      not 69 anymore

    • @GilbertGaylord
      @GilbertGaylord 5 місяців тому +1

      Gambling

    • @___idk
      @___idk 5 місяців тому

      fr 💯💯🔥💯🔥

  • @hyaudah4197
    @hyaudah4197 5 місяців тому +575

    For the guy in the last story, i hope you're okay man, goddamn even just hearing the story makes my jaw dropped to the earths core

  • @blanket4763
    @blanket4763 4 місяці тому +20

    2:50 she probably needs permission from the trust that was set up after his death

  • @TheRandomTurtle1313
    @TheRandomTurtle1313 5 місяців тому +18

    0:55 I heard the kids in Denmark get paid to go to school. And I still got 5 more years of learning the Pythagoras Theorem.

  • @irvingguzman2612
    @irvingguzman2612 5 місяців тому +564

    I'm a physician and I can confirm that seeing triplets be born is shocking for people not trained, I've seen fathers in the labor room with their wives faint and vomit. That last guy in the story was hella brave and probably the trauma will take some therapy lol

    • @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad
      @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad 2 місяці тому +16

      You dont have to be a mental health specialist to know that watching birth of an infant ONCE is traumatising, and our protagonist got that 3 times over. I honestly could barely stomache it, and I have read a lot on human phisiology and general biology and chemistry literature. I honestly want to hug the OP and invite him on a proper 3 course meal and a trip of the baltic states.

    • @meihuangha
      @meihuangha 2 місяці тому

      question does that mean something is wrong with me? everyone I know say they're traumatized seeing birth but I've watched live births and c sections and I have the opposite reaction. I like watching them. and I don't mean to be cool or egdy but I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't get traumatized. (I'm a nursing student on my maternity rotation so I also study in depth anatomy and physiology). ​@@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad

  • @SunkyD
    @SunkyD 5 місяців тому +638

    That last confession left me with zero words. The delivery on the "I FEEL THE TRIPLETS COMING" would have left me wishing I was in a coma. I am praying for bro, no one should ever have to deal with that on such short notice, i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, i really hope the kids never hear what transpired on that day.
    That Izuku Midoriya impression was fantastic, i was impressed on how well it sounded

    • @thedarkfox4517
      @thedarkfox4517 4 місяці тому +22

      I need find that man, He needs a hug after experiencing that.

    • @funnybones98
      @funnybones98 4 місяці тому +7

      the 💯 emoji part was so good 😭

    • @Delilahsocool
      @Delilahsocool 2 місяці тому +1

      I would of passed out 💀

  • @HVY526
    @HVY526 4 місяці тому +6

    9:28 I lost it at the pizza balls 💀

  • @the0NLYV3N0M
    @the0NLYV3N0M 5 місяців тому +11

    7:43 Lmao that's right my brothers we finna get our getback 🔥

  • @dannylewis1539
    @dannylewis1539 5 місяців тому +567

    God, the sudden Midoriya impression for the middle school confession had me CRYING 😂😂. That was perfect.

    • @Maru_812
      @Maru_812 5 місяців тому

      Open ur legs 😅

  • @GreekV1nce
    @GreekV1nce 5 місяців тому +1100

    This man has heard more confessions than a Catholic priest before Christmas 💀
    Honestly, Hope y'all doing better now and don't have to work a shitty job🙏🏼
    (After that last one I need to go shower😶)

    • @seeschoker9809
      @seeschoker9809 5 місяців тому +35

      The last one is CRAZY

    • @GreekV1nce
      @GreekV1nce 5 місяців тому

      @@seeschoker9809 ON GOD BRO! That dude must have had to go to therapy for SURE after that. Honestly I'm sad for him, hope he feels better now😔🙏

    • @jj_gmmo153
      @jj_gmmo153 5 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/XgbfU_JG3Q8/v-deo.htmlsi=-g8SAJghGI7Man7m

  • @digitalgamer457
    @digitalgamer457 4 місяці тому +9

    7:04 dis shit got me dying bro 😂😂😂

  • @PotatoArts143
    @PotatoArts143 5 місяців тому +2

    Bro this Gy is finding images for everything in this video the amount of work he puts for a video like this is insane

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 5 місяців тому +389

    "never work at Arby's" is one of the most accurate descriptions in history

    • @texaspetslife
      @texaspetslife 5 місяців тому +5

      Agreed.

    • @jj_gmmo153
      @jj_gmmo153 5 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/XgbfU_JG3Q8/v-deo.htmlsi=-g8SAJghGI7Man7m

    • @Triggerma
      @Triggerma 5 місяців тому

      npc

  • @wo_w6640
    @wo_w6640 5 місяців тому +193

    This shit got me contemplating wtf I would do if a woman came into where I work giving birth.

    • @averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul
      @averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul 5 місяців тому +45

      If you work at a hospital it would happen every other day

    • @DoctorBones1
      @DoctorBones1 5 місяців тому

      @@averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul hospitals have staff for that not minimum wage john working at a ghetto ass micky d's

    • @Gello_Boi
      @Gello_Boi 5 місяців тому +17

      If it's anywhere else, that's crazy

  • @kaido3981
    @kaido3981 5 місяців тому +10

    9:21 he was already yellow enough but ok

  • @smithyrico
    @smithyrico 3 місяці тому +5

    Talk about vultures

  • @MetalFucker246
    @MetalFucker246 5 місяців тому +827

    Nobody except you can make me gag while laughing hysterically

    • @enaisberrios7482
      @enaisberrios7482 5 місяців тому +10

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @jonathanholloway2127
      @jonathanholloway2127 5 місяців тому +15

      Gag is kinda sus😅

    • @ihatelatinas
      @ihatelatinas 4 місяці тому

      you know gagging is a normal thing that fucking happens, over things that aren't "sus"​@@jonathanholloway2127

    • @Luxan-yf4rv
      @Luxan-yf4rv 3 місяці тому +1

      Nobody like him can make me gag like that😩

  • @SomeGuyOnThisPlatform
    @SomeGuyOnThisPlatform 5 місяців тому +583

    So nice of Degenerocity giving us a gift for the new years by making a new confessions video.

    • @jj_gmmo153
      @jj_gmmo153 5 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/XgbfU_JG3Q8/v-deo.htmlsi=-g8SAJghGI7Man7mua-cam.com/video/XgbfU_JG3Q8/v-deo.htmlsi=-g8SAJghGI7Man7m

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 5 місяців тому +1

      Worst Chris gift ever after that last one.

    • @MusselFlum
      @MusselFlum 5 місяців тому

      I turned on my flashlight on my phone to find a booger i dropped on the ground and ate it.

  • @manue1105
    @manue1105 3 місяці тому +3

    Yo Vultures dropped wya

  • @AnAveragePurplePikmin
    @AnAveragePurplePikmin 5 місяців тому +2

    The bum biddy bum bum caught me off guard.

  • @TheMMMification
    @TheMMMification 5 місяців тому +219

    The end of the Amy story scares me because I also live in AK. If I ever run into her, I hope I end up on her good side, because she's clearly capable of anything.

  • @Randomdude64725
    @Randomdude64725 5 місяців тому +130

    The final confession was crazy, sounded cinematic the way you acted it out.

  • @mayalonde1138
    @mayalonde1138 4 місяці тому

    Holy crap. That last one would snap my sanity if I was the guy who witnessed all that. Props to him for staying strong. I hope he got better after that.

  • @farhaancfc7883
    @farhaancfc7883 3 місяці тому +1

    Me as a lawyer, I can confirm that some of these can get you in "trouble". Now that you know the crime and the criminal and you decided not to report, I think its misprision of felony.

  • @TheBoltMaster456
    @TheBoltMaster456 5 місяців тому +259

    Degenerocity's english Deku impression is SO GOOD 😭💀

  • @KirbyJason210
    @KirbyJason210 5 місяців тому +273

    14:36 That Deku impression got me cracking up.

  • @CoCuldee
    @CoCuldee 3 місяці тому +14

    9:50 OH HELL NAW😭

  • @user-dx9iz7pv9d
    @user-dx9iz7pv9d 4 місяці тому +2

    New here deadass lost it at the Curly fries flare up. 😂 Keep this content coming.

  • @royalrain20xx92
    @royalrain20xx92 5 місяців тому +91

    That last confession was just… theater. To the brave soul that shared this with us, thank you

  • @lofrez1785
    @lofrez1785 5 місяців тому +106

    That Deku voice impression was accurate 💀💀

  • @jerechobaza7291
    @jerechobaza7291 4 місяці тому +1

    Yall dont have any idea how many times i rewatch this video

  • @playd43
    @playd43 5 місяців тому +29

    3:00 Ain't no way you used a Casper video to show her dead dad 😭😭

  • @BryanPlush
    @BryanPlush 5 місяців тому +187

    14:36 Deku love story 💀

  • @FatherMurph
    @FatherMurph 5 місяців тому +70

    One time, while I was shopping with my mom, an old woman came up and told me I reminded her of her dead son, and told me I could lose my mother at any point. Old people, man.

  • @djallosaurus4746
    @djallosaurus4746 3 місяці тому +1

    Bro that poor guy at the end. he needs a lot of help after that my lord

  • @Takes_3Month_Breaks
    @Takes_3Month_Breaks 4 місяці тому +3

    Shiiitt... I might need to subscribe ngl, I've been watching u for like.. Over a year now fr 💀

  • @justinqueso9644
    @justinqueso9644 5 місяців тому +262

    The best part about this series is that he's never gonna run out of stories

  • @maxwellsimmons530
    @maxwellsimmons530 5 місяців тому +217

    The last guy put too much thought into the situation. He saved 3 childrens lives that day, he should feel proud.

    • @Xx_SuperPenis_xX
      @Xx_SuperPenis_xX 5 місяців тому +43

      i dont think the last story was real lmao

    • @Soul.Resonant
      @Soul.Resonant 5 місяців тому +95

      I think being proud would be the last thing on someone's mind in that situation

    • @denjiisabendy3539
      @denjiisabendy3539 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Soul.Resonanttrue, kinda pisses me off her fat arse made some random teen give birth, if it was me I am dipping

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 5 місяців тому +59

      Man wasn’t ready for all that, and most of the event is repulsive.

    • @nelson5073
      @nelson5073 5 місяців тому +24

      he didn't choose to be a hero, he was forced to do it

  • @shiftbloxx1076
    @shiftbloxx1076 Місяць тому +1

    That friend on the last one wasn't a true one... A true one would stay with them to the end till it was over.

  • @FaracyConfines
    @FaracyConfines 4 місяці тому

    Exceptional content as always Dr. Generocity.

  • @hassanes3360
    @hassanes3360 5 місяців тому +106

    The shnitzel visual at 19:47 had me in stitches man I can’t breathe

    • @AhmedMalaki
      @AhmedMalaki 3 місяці тому +1

      Me too. Great some btw

  • @Abyss_for_memes
    @Abyss_for_memes 5 місяців тому +244

    18:27 that cat on the zaza💀

  • @mariokon3666
    @mariokon3666 Місяць тому

    That last one really.....Damm I feel bad for him,hope you feel better bro

  • @justanotherenglishspeaking684
    @justanotherenglishspeaking684 4 місяці тому +2

    The way he read the love advice one was gold😂😂😂 😂

  • @digitalgamer457
    @digitalgamer457 5 місяців тому +249

    LIL D PULLING UP WITH THE PEAK CONFESSIONS!! ❤❤❤

    • @digitalgamer457
      @digitalgamer457 5 місяців тому +9

      Fr tho, I'd be so shocked if this video doesn't get demonetization.....especially after that amy story.

    • @atopia7677
      @atopia7677 5 місяців тому

      Bro can you stroke it for me ?

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates 5 місяців тому +3

      lil d

  • @thyvevusion218
    @thyvevusion218 7 днів тому

    OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE, I WORK SOMETIMES IN FAST FOOD AND I HOPE NOTHING LIKE THAT EVER HAPPENS. The worst thing is usually very rude customers thinking you can put stuff in order they want or just wanting to argue, but this is whole level

  • @jennycat0592
    @jennycat0592 3 місяці тому

    When I leave your videos on at night, instead of eventually going to someone else’s videos, it just plays your videos on repeat in an inescapable loop. I have gone insane.

  • @uzumakimadeit
    @uzumakimadeit 5 місяців тому +95

    The last story is truly the most gut-wrenching thing I have ever read. I honestly feel sorry for the guy who went through all of that. 🙏🙏

    • @seeschoker9809
      @seeschoker9809 5 місяців тому +1

      Me toooo

    • @KuroiAmagi
      @KuroiAmagi 5 місяців тому +14

      that event is so mortifying, no matter who is in that situation, even if it was guts, subaru, or just any character with crazy amounts of trauma they are gonna be even more broken and unfixable after this type of shit.

    • @SatoruGojoStrongest
      @SatoruGojoStrongest 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@KuroiAmagiong nothing compares to that not even idatori and denji can hold a damn thing to that fucking story.

  • @TheMimiked
    @TheMimiked 5 місяців тому +142

    These confessions are getting crazier by the minute. I hope you're doing good Little D.

    • @alyssarichardson2544
      @alyssarichardson2544 5 місяців тому +9

      "Little D"... can't say I'd want that as a nickname lol

  • @shaikerchip7954
    @shaikerchip7954 4 місяці тому +1

    I love how the outro song was that one part of the song from eight crazy nights

  • @jamie2smoothwitit
    @jamie2smoothwitit 4 місяці тому +4

    degenerocity it’s been 4 weeks please come back 😢😢

  • @Mr.Chief11
    @Mr.Chief11 5 місяців тому +91

    The fact he spent a minute or two searching up words is just the most humane thing I’ve seen

  • @acethecritter
    @acethecritter 5 місяців тому +48

    Not only did she give birth in a restaurant, she gave birth to TRIPLETS?? I hope the guy who had to deal with this is ok☠️☠️

    • @HypaBox
      @HypaBox 5 місяців тому +3

      Bro is probably in a mental assylum rn😭😭😭

    • @user-bb4eg5cc8p
      @user-bb4eg5cc8p 5 місяців тому +2

      the odds of triplets are 1 in 10,000 meaning he had a 1 in ten thousand chance to have the most unlucky experience ever and he got dealt those cards

  • @luchillfer
    @luchillfer 3 місяці тому +2

    blud forgor his password

  • @spookycat4155
    @spookycat4155 4 місяці тому +1

    The last confession left me shaking and crying 💀 i ain't even joking at this point i imagined everything

  • @Silliestgooberz
    @Silliestgooberz 5 місяців тому +782

    Things you gain from Degenerocity:
    Science knowledge
    Political knowledge
    Job Advice
    Hearing loss

    • @imao15
      @imao15 5 місяців тому +32

      Knowledge that apparently we’re all viltrumites

    • @YanoLBP
      @YanoLBP 5 місяців тому +10

      Especially the hearing loss....

    • @coshjosio5696
      @coshjosio5696 5 місяців тому

      7

    • @lumityviktuuristanartist4100
      @lumityviktuuristanartist4100 5 місяців тому +4

      Entertainment
      And losing your sanity