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  • @Degenerocity
    @Degenerocity  6 місяців тому +2029

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  • @ironlisa7s
    @ironlisa7s 6 місяців тому +10929

    The contract bit was definitely about Temu 💀

    • @WrottJackson
      @WrottJackson 6 місяців тому +578

      I think he made up for it tho, might not have known before.

    • @pokestar9994
      @pokestar9994 6 місяців тому +360

      Likely Dragon City too.

    • @loaflad
      @loaflad 6 місяців тому +83

      Lol definitely

    • @childeater319
      @childeater319 6 місяців тому +21

      😂😂😂

    • @Theguineachannel
      @Theguineachannel 6 місяців тому +16

      fr

  • @timothythesnail3599
    @timothythesnail3599 6 місяців тому +15129

    man i cant wait to see so many calm and collected individuals voicing out their confessions and accepting their flaws

    • @yeaaaaaaae
      @yeaaaaaaae 6 місяців тому +271

      Surly nothing bad!

    • @yeaaaaaaae
      @yeaaaaaaae 6 місяців тому +443

      THE TEACHER HAD WHAT ON HIS SEARCH HISTORY

    • @Darkraiwithlegs
      @Darkraiwithlegs 6 місяців тому +39

      Its probably funny or embarrasing 😅

    • @sillysaya823
      @sillysaya823 6 місяців тому +110

      @@yeaaaaaaae HELP ME THE CHSNGE IN TONE IS SO FUN Y TO ME

    • @zy1an
      @zy1an 6 місяців тому +13

      he brought a grenade to school 😟😟

  • @demonducky28
    @demonducky28 4 місяці тому +747

    I got 2:
    1. During the devious lick challenge era, a kid stole a whole sink, ran a victory lap around that floor and then got arrested
    2. Two girls fist fought over the last breakfast sandwich
    Shits crazy here

    • @AM_61102
      @AM_61102 2 місяці тому +74

      Now, now in their defense that sandwich had to smack if they were willing to beat the shit out of each other

    • @snowie-max386
      @snowie-max386 Місяць тому +7

      @@AM_61102 ong

    • @WilliamRBl00m
      @WilliamRBl00m Місяць тому +17

      school breakfast sandwiches slap tho i would fight someone for it too
      and i devious licked a soap dispenser (i put it back after taking a picture tho)

    • @Sam_Playz1117-gg3zr
      @Sam_Playz1117-gg3zr Місяць тому +5

      In 4th Grade I’d go through the hall on my way back to class from the bathroom changing this one teacher’s Mrs. Stickers on the wall. I’d takes off the S and move the period so that it looked like Mr.

    • @voidkingdoms0568
      @voidkingdoms0568 Місяць тому +3

      The smart kid knowing that if they run out of sandwiches (😭) there’s bound to be more stored just in case or they might hit something like idk bars are yogurt with them good as granola things

  • @owenbarnes
    @owenbarnes 5 місяців тому +268

    in my school, the female gym teacher got in a scandal. A video was circulating around, depicting her rubbing her “chest“. This video caused her to begin to get fired until it was found out to be fake. A kid edited a video of a corn star to look like her and she started a lawsuit against him and sued him.

    • @truecarman
      @truecarman 7 днів тому +8

      Nah that kid must have been really pissed about getting a F 🤣

    • @thememelord5975
      @thememelord5975 6 днів тому +19

      @@truecarmanand it’s the gym class too, so like how is bro so bad that he got an F in fucking GYM

    • @strammylargo33wr96
      @strammylargo33wr96 5 днів тому

      @@thememelord5975cartman irl

    • @Weenus-gu1ys
      @Weenus-gu1ys 2 дні тому +2

      @@truecarmanI wasn’t even an active kid and I didnt get an F Tf was bro doing 😭

    • @AlanOfficialBoi
      @AlanOfficialBoi День тому +1

      ​@@thememelord5975had to have been someone who just stands at the wall the whole time without doing a damn thing. I think the minimal movement would've been at least a D

  • @VonDoof
    @VonDoof 6 місяців тому +8177

    I am sure that these confessions will demonstrate the calm, collected, and civilized people within our society

    • @forest1144
      @forest1144 6 місяців тому +72

      they all just lying

    • @user-lx3qt8zg5f
      @user-lx3qt8zg5f 6 місяців тому +49

      @@forest1144 not all, I experienced some things like this

    • @jetpackhamster8662
      @jetpackhamster8662 6 місяців тому +80

      Bro I thought these were gonna be way worse cause of what happened at my Highschool. A freakin baby was born and died in my school's bathroom that was by the cafeteria.

    • @akabbaj07
      @akabbaj07 6 місяців тому +41

      @@forest1144 yo, ive seen way worse bro, like you know those small personal tests the teacher would pull each students out for in the 2nd grade, so like around 2pm i need to piss but i dont wanna flip my perfectly green card so i wait till she pulls me out for the test and while im doing the reading test i pull my weenie out and piss under the table while reading super loud to make sure no one hears me. i got some on my pants and they were soggy for the next 2 hours till i got home

    • @jetpackhamster8662
      @jetpackhamster8662 6 місяців тому +63

      @@akabbaj07 you didn't need to tell us that man. ☹️

  • @gastor4335
    @gastor4335 6 місяців тому +3746

    I love hos he shows that he regrets getting the sponsor in the most subtle way

    • @baush5906
      @baush5906 6 місяців тому +287

      He was talking about the temu sponsor in his previous video

    • @raharahman1321
      @raharahman1321 6 місяців тому +39

      Howd he show regret? Other ppl r mentioning it but i dont get it lol

    • @baush5906
      @baush5906 6 місяців тому +217

      @@raharahman1321 when he said that he made a mistake earlier in the vid

    • @user-wj1zn1vx9u
      @user-wj1zn1vx9u 6 місяців тому

      ​@@baush5906oooohhhhh.. that makes a lot of sense

    • @civiltrack3583
      @civiltrack3583 6 місяців тому

      @@baush5906where?

  • @TheLocalGoofball
    @TheLocalGoofball 6 місяців тому +142

    earlier this year, some goofball sprayed a TON of apple scented air freshener in the back of the class, and eventually the smell made its way all around the room, and the teacher, who has asthma, started having a full on asthma attack. Fortunately she was alright but that classroom smelled RANCID for awhile after

  • @Prophet311
    @Prophet311 5 місяців тому +280

    This was my brother’s school, not mine
    The school that he was at was a major charter school. The 4 buildings were 4 stories tall. The building with the cafeteria had balconies overlooking the cafeteria. There was a severely disabled kid at his school that was sitting on the one of the third floor balconies. One of the kids sitting with him thought it’d be a great idea to sit him up on the railing. He freaks out and the kid that put him up there let’s go and drops him 3 stories down onto the cafeteria floor. It was sheer chaos. School was canceled for a 2 weeks to clean up the mess and destroy all the railings. And the kid that sat the disabled kid on the railing got a manslaughter and reckless endangerment charge at 14

    • @demovich
      @demovich 2 місяці тому +37

      I hope this story is fake

    • @onomatopoeia300
      @onomatopoeia300 2 місяці тому

      What the fuck

    • @spacemancy
      @spacemancy 2 місяці тому +19

      Dawg...what the actual fuck

    • @averageartist1101
      @averageartist1101 2 місяці тому +29

      ​​@@demovich most likely but considering how some teens are this would not be exaggerated. And let me tell you most teens are worse where i live they start fights in the halls and some even stole wallets from both male and female changing rooms and possibly more . This was a few months ago but still shocking.

    • @redhairman3962
      @redhairman3962 2 місяці тому +2

      im assuming the disabled kid either got life threatning injuries or died from the fall?

  • @beomcub
    @beomcub 6 місяців тому +3760

    respect for degenerocity, bro goes through all these butt clenching, sanity removing, diddy daddle devious confessions just for us. what a legend

    • @cyrusiin
      @cyrusiin 6 місяців тому

      diddy daddle devious degenerocity

    • @Shtickyaight
      @Shtickyaight 6 місяців тому +56

      Poor guys insane 😭

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 6 місяців тому

      NIGGAS BE WILDIN

    • @NakatesX
      @NakatesX 6 місяців тому +15

      can yall please help me, do you know whats the song name at 15:27, it familiar af but i cant remember where its from or what its called

    • @user-bo3ye6dr4m
      @user-bo3ye6dr4m 6 місяців тому +2

      for real

  • @kellyquigley8643
    @kellyquigley8643 6 місяців тому +4786

    man degenerocity is fr one of the few channels that is genuinely funny at this point
    i love ur vids man

    • @QUACKQUACK200
      @QUACKQUACK200 6 місяців тому +19

      agreed

    • @One-In-a-Krillion
      @One-In-a-Krillion 6 місяців тому +34

      Degenerocity try not to laugh. LEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE

    • @octod4191
      @octod4191 6 місяців тому +16

      Fr I usually watch his content for a good laugh

    • @Ivan.02
      @Ivan.02 6 місяців тому

      The meat riding is crazy

    • @MR-ALD
      @MR-ALD 6 місяців тому +9

      His videos are always a challenge to my humor

  • @kirro0719
    @kirro0719 3 місяці тому +92

    I know this is late and all, but in my HS there was so many confessions in the time I was there.
    - Two people tried to sneak off to do the dirty in the mat room i.e where the wrestlers played and apparently the boy bailed and went back to class.
    - Teacher got busted once for inappropiately talking to a student through text, didn't get fired. Then got fired after he got caught again this time being touchy.
    - There was a threat at the school and instead of telling anyone, they just creeply announced that all students go to the gyms, which then caused more panic. The guy was in my art class, who I had in 1st period, and I was running late and legit saw him get pulled away in handcuffs. The girl snitched on him after breaking up on him, and the threat was a meme. 💀Anyway, he didn't ever return.
    - During senior trip, a teacher and student were play wrestling for the teacher to accidentally shatter a window with his head. (lmao)
    - Almost everyone in that town was related to each other, so most likely there were ALOT of incestual relationships.
    - Some guy ran over one of the students while we were walking out in the middle of a snow storm because instead of the school calling the day off, they figured they could try making it.
    - School tried to have a school day during another storm for a whole bus full of students to get stuck somewhere.
    - School had a school day in another storm and some kid drove off a cliff, yet somehow made it to school 2hrs later. (God was actually watching that guy.)
    - The school had to make an announcement on the students to not walk through the projects even though 40 percent of them live there??
    - There was over 52+ fights in one year alone to the point that bathrooms were locked, and you could not go alone.
    - I sold snacks, gave free homework answers, gave free final answers, and midterms. No one knew it was me. Same goes with free chemistry lab answers as the teacher was an ass.
    - Some classmate got pregnant at 13. The dad ended up dipping and the mom left around 3 months before she was due.
    - Multiple students made multiple instagram accounts and facebook pages to bully other students.
    - There were multiple cases of teachers being out and the school not even knowing so the whole class period would be chaos because there wasn't even a sub.
    - The time someone dumped hot chocolate all over the boys bathroom.
    - The school added nicotine detectors and it was assumed a rumor, until a classmate went to "use" the bathroom. She ended up being busted soon after. Which then these got removed because they were too invasive to privacy.
    - The time that there was multiple instances of mold in food, windowsills, etc.
    - The time that a bunch of girls followed a guy around school who was a student teacher, to the point that when he went to a football game, they hid under the bleachers and took pictures of him.
    - Multiple students trying to friend the male teachers.
    - Multiple rumors of women teachers sleeping with some of the male students, especially one of the sub teachers who purposely wore tight leggings to her classes she was subbing.
    - Time when there was a big cold frost, and we had a class that had actual animals in it, and due to the fact they didn't bother heating it. they lost like 2 animals that day.
    - There was a gas leak.
    - The school lied and claimed we didn't have enough ventilation to keep the animals no more which caused the teacher to quit then and there because she was tired of the bullshit. So we now had an agriculture class..but with no animals. /shrug
    - One of the counselors was sleeping with a student, and they got busted in the student's car when the mother returned home who worked in the SAME SCHOOL.
    - No one liked this one girl who was half blind, and used a walker because she was legit a horrible person who used her disabled card for anywhere she went. So people purposely outcasted her often. Not even the teacher that ran the class of special ed liked her, and that was saying something.
    - A girl was caught with a list of people she wanted to 💀and she was sent away to the meadows. (i.e a mental facility)
    - Someone stabbed themselves with a fork, so we had to go plastic for a whole week.
    And this was all in a town in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of rednecks.

    • @kirro0719
      @kirro0719 3 місяці тому +14

      Also this school was a middle school and HS that was combined. So the students would sometimes interact due to the hall structure. They even told us to avoid using the one hall even though it was a shortcut because "we would mingle with the younger students" i.e thought we were a bad influence. So I was in this school for a solid 6 years through 7th to 12th. They ended up making the 6th graders go into the schools, which we didn't have room for, so it was chaos and they switched the periods around the last year I was there, so it was just a chaotic year because nothing made sense and they moved our lunches to lunch C, which was legit the last lunch. But the 6th graders had lunch D, which meant they would eat breakfast at 6-7am, but not have lunch or nothing until nearly 1pm, when the time to leave school would be at 3pm 💀somehow this school got the "best school in the region"

    • @noodleace
      @noodleace Місяць тому +19

      Can’t believe I actually read all of this, praying for ya community bro 😂

    • @ReeeMonke
      @ReeeMonke 14 днів тому +9

      Finished reading. Turns out my school is really lame.

    • @CoolDub
      @CoolDub 14 днів тому +8

      My guy wrote a whole NOVEL

    • @Gt37knx25
      @Gt37knx25 9 днів тому +4

      This man wrote a whole book and my school doesn't even come close to his 💀

  • @Bdd_fan
    @Bdd_fan 5 місяців тому +101

    I remember when a girl from my school told her mom she was getting an uber to go home and just dissapeared, everyone thought the uber driver had kidnapped her but turns out she hadn't even called an uber, she had met with her boyfriend and both of them took a bus to a city more than 500km away from where we lived (i live in a small town in brazil btw)
    Apparently their plan was to meet with a drug dealer and fly to paraguay, but the police found them before they could do that.
    The girl was 15 and her boyfriend was 18, this happened in 2021 and im pretty sure the boyfriend got arrested and the girl got expelled after that.

    • @Overseer10101
      @Overseer10101 2 місяці тому +2

      How does the school come into play?!

    • @dhanajh08
      @dhanajh08 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Overseer10101 Well I mean, the user did say they're both at the same school. But even with that, the confession isn't really related with school 😭😭

  • @samleboi2576
    @samleboi2576 6 місяців тому +1594

    The Temu contract flabbergasted everyone on last video, glad degenerocity decided to accept his mistake instead of acting like it didn't happen.

    • @Freckle_McMurray
      @Freckle_McMurray 6 місяців тому +24

      Did you know that cats can be gay lesbian or bisexual :3

    • @samleboi2576
      @samleboi2576 6 місяців тому +66

      @@Freckle_McMurray What.
      The original comment wasn't even about that

    • @Freckle_McMurray
      @Freckle_McMurray 6 місяців тому +18

      @@samleboi2576 it’s a fun cat fact :3

    • @user-wo3yk5gd8j
      @user-wo3yk5gd8j 6 місяців тому +45

      @@Freckle_McMurray that sounds made up I have seen cats and owned some and I have never seen any of them be gay Or bisexual

    • @-_--__---___----
      @-_--__---___---- 6 місяців тому +27

      ​@@Freckle_McMurrayUr even going after thr cats now?

  • @5001Fergies
    @5001Fergies 6 місяців тому +723

    That last confession has heavy “and then everyone clapped” energy 😂 that shit did NOT happen 😭😭

    • @unknownguyindo4356
      @unknownguyindo4356 6 місяців тому +123

      Surprisingly, knowing how many narcissistic people in the school, *it* can happen.
      Those kind of people *crave* the attention, good or bad.

    • @superallstar3916
      @superallstar3916 6 місяців тому +80

      @@unknownguyindo4356i think its not abt the pick me its about how everyone beat her ass and then said she lying abt being gobblesmacked

    • @rjsblanket3024
      @rjsblanket3024 5 місяців тому +23

      ​​@@unknownguyindo4356 no matter how much of a pick me she was what that class did was just plain evil, no respect for them whatsoever.
      If it's real that is.

    • @unknownguyindo4356
      @unknownguyindo4356 5 місяців тому +29

      @@rjsblanket3024 Nah, kids would do the same things for less.
      The Pick Me just become an "acceptable target".
      They were vicious mf.

    • @kristiankulseng3948
      @kristiankulseng3948 5 місяців тому +44

      @@rjsblanket3024 nah bro, that girl needed to learn her lesson one way or antoher. Mocking someones miscarriges, bro she got whats coming for her.

  • @paranormeow
    @paranormeow 5 місяців тому +51

    I ran a confessions account, which plenty of schools have, but since our school is so small it spread like wildfire and everyone knew who everyone was. I even got some confessions about me, saying I smelled like a hippie LMAO. Some highlights of the confessions account were the school nightmare blunt rotation, which included “(Theater teacher) fuck her she’s weird” and “(Band teacher)s fucking dog” as well as “I want (theater teacher)s stanky ass on my face” and “WHO SMEARED POOP ON THE WALLS 😭😭😭😭IM DEAD😭😭😭”. Anyways, the teachers found it, I fessed up because I heard it was being pinned on some of my friends, and the principal said that the account made the theater teacher cry. Same month that I won student of the month.

    • @roviize9425
      @roviize9425 Місяць тому +3

      dang at least it worked out for you, back in high school we also had a confession acc but it got reported after some time bc a lot of the posts included talking sh*t about the same people. The school even mentioned it on our grading/news platform and honestly I wasn’t mad when it was taken down bc half of the "confessions" weren’t even legit.

  • @myth3914
    @myth3914 2 місяці тому +18

    I am from Kenya, most of us go to boarding schools in high school. In my second year, there was a crisis in my school, it wasn't bullying or any other typical school issues, it was theft. A wave of kleptomania had hit the school and it was terrible. Uniforms, pocket money, plates, cups, spoons and text books were the primary targets. (Every student had his/her own of these items). At the end of the second term the school shop was robbed... Ok, back to me. I hated this and I never stole from anyone. The guys thought it was fun and trendy to steal, because it was just 'school' but for me stealing is stealing. So it was really hard for me to live without stealing, I had only one pair of uniform left, no blanket or pillow. In Kenyan schools being untidy was punished by caning, yeah I found myself in trouble because I had no extra pair of uniform to change and I was reluctant to tell my mum. So, I got real reeaaaal angry. I decided to burn my whole dorm with everybody in it...but I reconsidered, and decided to burn it empty. This was the plan: I would get the necessary materials to burn the dorm, then during morning preps,( we were woken up at 3:45 in the morning), so everybody would be asleep in class(which was illegal) , I would sneak out, torch the place, and come back to class then pretend that I was also sleeping. So, I got some turpentine, pieces of paper and a lighter, I hid the stuff in my school hoodie and went to class as usual that morning, when everyone was asleep, I sneaked out, sneaked past the school guards and teacher on duty, and I entered the dorm through the window. I sprinkled turpentine on a bed near electric conduits( to spark an electric fire) and I torched the bed then left the room, then the funniest thing happened, the dorm caught fire so fast, I ran back quickly to class and pretended to sleep, then someone woke the class up shouting,' fire!' So we all went to extinguish the fire, everything was ashes except the metal beds. After the fire was extinguished, they started investigating.... long story... they never found out who it was. So I wanted to torch a second dorm, I followed the same procedure but when I got there I found our dorm master talking to an unknown guy, I hid and I heard the rando saying that someone lit the fire before he did, the place smelt like petrol, though I didn't notice the first time, that's why the first dorm caught fire so quickly. Turns out the school had been instructed by safety inspectors to tear down those two specific dorms and reconstruct them, the plan was to burn down a few dorms, blame it on the students and let insurance handle the rest. I was so happy, my dirty work was done for me, I sneaked back and waited for the fire. A few weeks later, everyone had to buy new uniforms. There was still theft of other things but that incident reduced it significantly

    • @myth3914
      @myth3914 2 місяці тому +3

      This is a very long story, so I ommited some parts, but it is a true story

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 4 дні тому

      We just admitting to arson in the comments apparently, the hell was going on in Kenya

  • @ooz_ooz_
    @ooz_ooz_ 6 місяців тому +1652

    You know it’s a good day when degen doesn’t disappear for another month

  • @chellastation
    @chellastation 6 місяців тому +1196

    That last confession was insane. Going to school in America has it's moments.

    • @Mr_guy99
      @Mr_guy99 6 місяців тому +146

      Yea at least they all agreed to protect the teachers there’s not a lot of respect for teachers

    • @chellastation
      @chellastation 6 місяців тому +14

      @@Mr_guy99 Absolutely 💯

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 6 місяців тому +12

      Only in middle school. Rarely in high school

    • @randomselfimprovementchann1304
      @randomselfimprovementchann1304 6 місяців тому

      its not only in america you degenerate fuckup, stop acting like yall are better when you’re clearly not

    • @user-fe8gx3ie5v
      @user-fe8gx3ie5v 6 місяців тому +7

      @@Mr_guy99 This one isn't worth respecting at all, though.

  • @Khumcake69
    @Khumcake69 Місяць тому +10

    Here’s the stuff that happened at my school: a senior got a freshman pregnant, a teacher got arrested for breaking into his ex wife’s house, someone threatened to bomb the school, and a teacher gave birth in the bathrooms

  • @_Em3ry
    @_Em3ry 5 місяців тому +40

    Maaaan I wish I had seen this earlier cause my school was wild.
    -Like threebomb threats in one year
    -right before Covid, I’m talking a WEEK before, a fucking water fountain caught on fire
    -some kids ran a van through the front office doors (one of my mangers turned out to have been a friend of the kids who did it he was cool)
    -there were so many fights in one week that they had to make a “no-fly zone” basically you couldn’t leave class unless it was an emergency or class change
    -one of our security guards was a kkk member and helped organize that rally at that college with the fucking tiki torches
    -my friend brought a gun to school
    -some kid climbed into the ceiling of the boys bathroom… twice.
    -one of our teachers was in a gay porn
    I could go on it was insane

    • @vivvygenteman
      @vivvygenteman 3 місяці тому +7

      WHAT

    • @cortinastone
      @cortinastone 2 місяці тому +6

      That kid is litteraly spider man💀

    • @zackince8803
      @zackince8803 Місяць тому +6

      3 bomb threats in one year is honestly crazy

    • @user-rv7zo6yy7y
      @user-rv7zo6yy7y Місяць тому +7

      what is ur school on bro

    • @chimchar87
      @chimchar87 Місяць тому

      @@user-rv7zo6yy7yHis school is in hell

  • @brucewayne9685
    @brucewayne9685 6 місяців тому +284

    One time in highschool some dude came in dressed as thanos, and to "Prove his power to the world" he straight up RIPPED a section of drywall off of the wall, THREW IT at a kid, knocking him out, and before the rest of us could go over there and subdue him (fancy way of saying we were gonna beat his sh*t in) bro pulled the ENTIRE WALL down and then juggernauted through another one made of BRICK and kept running. He was expelled, but damn... it was kinda cool to watch

    • @AM_61102
      @AM_61102 2 місяці тому +79

      why is your school built to accommodate action movie sets?💀

    • @aria56703
      @aria56703 Місяць тому +65

      What kind of walls is your highschool made of bruh💀

    • @snowie-max386
      @snowie-max386 Місяць тому +19

      The hell bruh 😂

    • @averageartist1101
      @averageartist1101 Місяць тому +26

      ​@@aria56703 Tofu dreg architecture american edition.

    • @user-fh3im9xe9u
      @user-fh3im9xe9u 27 днів тому +18

      my man went to school with the actual thanos, fucking wild

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 6 місяців тому +1625

    Its legit surreal and rare to see Degen make a double upload in a week

    • @jueymiah1810
      @jueymiah1810 6 місяців тому +12

      lmao your everywhere why

    • @aidenwest4382
      @aidenwest4382 6 місяців тому

      ​@@jueymiah1810😊

    • @hypenheimer
      @hypenheimer 6 місяців тому +9

      It's an Ai bot

    • @jueymiah1810
      @jueymiah1810 6 місяців тому +5

      @@hypenheimer nah im pretty sure it isnt look at their account

    • @hypenheimer
      @hypenheimer 6 місяців тому

      @@jueymiah1810 Given comments on other videos and how channels like it comment, I'm pretty sure it's AI and that they'll sell the channel when it reaches a certain number of subs

  • @YourAnxietyAttacks
    @YourAnxietyAttacks 4 місяці тому +31

    9:14 not the yuri on ice scene 💀

  • @YoshiandDot
    @YoshiandDot 4 місяці тому +31

    0:46 Pomni's Face Seeing The Confessions Says it All

    • @averageartist1101
      @averageartist1101 Місяць тому +5

      You'd be traumatized too hearing or seeing someone smearing feces everywhere. I know i'd run away from my school if i saw that too.

  • @sp00kySa1hara
    @sp00kySa1hara 6 місяців тому +760

    degen's editing always makes me giggle n shit 😭

    • @One-In-a-Krillion
      @One-In-a-Krillion 6 місяців тому +121

      them goofy ass sped up clips 💀💀💀

    • @yami_yomiel
      @yami_yomiel 6 місяців тому +46

      I just wanna know he gets em dawg

    • @ceciliavaldez843
      @ceciliavaldez843 6 місяців тому +44

      Till someone shits and giggles 💀

    • @NunzzSNC94_
      @NunzzSNC94_ 6 місяців тому +29

      Istg his style of editing is mad goofy 💀💀💀

    • @fartballs77
      @fartballs77 6 місяців тому +1

      that got bros pussy wet

  • @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername
    @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername 6 місяців тому +742

    Here's my craziest ones, in order from most recent to least recent:
    1. In the Junior High (right next to my highschool building), a girl got caught "doing the deed" with her brother. She was filming it, and then she tried to save herself by framing him for "forced naughties". They both got suspended or expelled from what I heard.
    2. Teacher got caught "handling" the female track students
    3. Principal got caught sleeping with a counselor in one of the offices, he got fired. Oh yea, and both of them were married.

  • @PixelPower0615
    @PixelPower0615 5 місяців тому +44

    There was this one guy in HS who started to "flirt" with me from sophomore year until senior year. Dude was weird as hell, and would stare at me every class we had together, along with a bunch of other creepy things.
    -Found my locker and left weird notes (most of them involved some dirty joke)
    -Would stand behind me during labs and touch my shoulders, which was creepy as hell bc he would be silent the entire time except for some breathing and chuckling.
    -Tried to force a kiss on me one time, but I sprayed him with my water bottle to stop him.
    I would tell him to knock it off, but he didn't listen. Not even when I told him I was gay. The teachers took notice after a while and he was put far away from me in every class after that, and I never heard from him again after we graduated.
    Edit: Found out a week ago he married after graduation and now has two kids. I don't know who the girl that got with him is, but I pray for her.

    • @garlicbreadstick404
      @garlicbreadstick404 2 місяці тому +7

      Bro watched too many romance shows and thought he was getting somewhere😂

    • @mr.wizbiz.2917
      @mr.wizbiz.2917 2 місяці тому +4

      harizzment 😩

    • @PixelPower0615
      @PixelPower0615 2 місяці тому +3

      @@mr.wizbiz.2917 I can see the joke here, but seriously, this is why guys need to learn what the word "No" means.

    • @mr.wizbiz.2917
      @mr.wizbiz.2917 2 місяці тому +1

      @@PixelPower0615 yuh i wish i could make a planet with only like the people who would wanna be my fren or dont do weird stuff

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 13 днів тому

      @mr.wizbiz.2917 you a special kind if you think there's people who aren't weird. Keep dreaming on Lil bud

  • @chiibea
    @chiibea 5 місяців тому +28

    I'm so sorry, but whoever had the monkey meat story went to Sally Face's school. 💀
    That is truly disgusting, along with a lot of these confessions. I don't even know what to say to any of these. To the witnesses, I hope you can recover from that.

    • @Man77772
      @Man77772 2 місяці тому

      Is monkey meat that bad ?

    • @Man77772
      @Man77772 2 місяці тому +1

      Is monkey meat that bad ?

    • @chiibea
      @chiibea Місяць тому

      @@Man77772 Considering that monkey meat is not only illegal but has the risk of diseases like Mad Cow, *yeah it’s bad man.*

  • @Catfishguy
    @Catfishguy 6 місяців тому +986

    Can we all appreciate the fact that Degen can literally talk about the most vile shit and can still go on about his day like nothing happened?

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 6 місяців тому +210

    "im back and im black" is Degen's favorite motto of life, what a chad

    • @One-In-a-Krillion
      @One-In-a-Krillion 6 місяців тому +17

      "I'M BLACK AND I'M BLACK" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

    • @xaviidk
      @xaviidk 6 місяців тому +1

      @@One-In-a-Krillion”last video I asked you guys for your confessions”

    • @NakatesX
      @NakatesX 6 місяців тому

      can yall please help me, do you know whats the song name at 15:27, it familiar af but i cant remember where its from or what its called

  • @autumnyuki3744
    @autumnyuki3744 4 місяці тому +6

    Self restraint? NAH!-
    *_THEY NEED SELF RESPECT_*

  • @HakariEditor
    @HakariEditor 5 місяців тому +8

    A student gave another student the gawk gawk for 2 Jolly ranchers 😭

    • @akwpm
      @akwpm 16 днів тому +2

      im not gay but two jolly ranchers is two jolly ranchers

    • @DeezDeez-dn9gb
      @DeezDeez-dn9gb 11 днів тому

      Now...I'm not straight...BUT

  • @kvngggaladrosa
    @kvngggaladrosa 6 місяців тому +282

    14:56 It’s simple, they’re anti-heroes

  • @Caydeeboi
    @Caydeeboi 6 місяців тому +645

    Degenerocity always got my feet kicking when he uploads

  • @nozeekah5035
    @nozeekah5035 3 місяці тому +6

    I mean, not a confession, but a good story.
    My school's bus caught on fire when i was in it. The teacher right next to me said everything was fine. I gave it the name "hot wheels" because it began with a tire popping.

  • @capybarafilmstudios1620
    @capybarafilmstudios1620 5 місяців тому +19

    4:25
    Meanwhile in Spain:
    > friend goes to school in a DIY highly detailed military outfit for halloween.
    > everybody compliments his fit
    > he sees another dude across the street walking into the school with a DIY military fit
    > zero concern
    The European Dream.

    • @Strangetbh
      @Strangetbh Місяць тому +1

      If I see my friend come to school one day with full tactical kit imma be jealous Australian btw

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 13 днів тому

      I literally went dressed in DIY military at a train station that has had actual baby gangs and currently has soldiers and Police-soldiers (Carabinieri) all over it and literally NOBODY even bat an eye.

  • @yourcool7489
    @yourcool7489 6 місяців тому +802

    I never write comments but I just gotta say thank you. I just found out that my father was a not-so-nice guy to my mom for their whole marriage and I was crying a lot when my mom told me and my brother her story. This video had just uploaded like an our ago when we were done talking and it really helped cheering me up with how funny you are. I'm not sure if many UA-camrs like you realize how much you help the viewers that watch you but just know that you do, and you really helped me, so thanks.

    • @imcool4512
      @imcool4512 6 місяців тому +80

      Hope you are ok.

    • @sunettas9738
      @sunettas9738 6 місяців тому +67

      Hope you and your mom are safe

    • @thefaultinourstars8729
      @thefaultinourstars8729 6 місяців тому +45

      I’m pray for you guys ❤

    • @LadyMajolish
      @LadyMajolish 6 місяців тому +39

      I wish you luck and send you Love & Warmth ✨💗✨

    • @crescentmoon6250
      @crescentmoon6250 6 місяців тому +17

      I hope u guys are safe, sending love

  • @Chapapoiya
    @Chapapoiya 6 місяців тому +89

    I'm scared of the confessions y'all be giving this man 💀💀

  • @NinyaBOT
    @NinyaBOT 2 місяці тому +4

    craziest story i have to offer is, junior year, my math teacher was found out to be dating a senior, but the reason he didnt get in trouble was bc no one found out until she technically graduated (seniors graduated like a few weeks before everyone else for whatever reason, and had their senior party like 2 weeks later while everyone else was still in school)
    and ofc, the reason everyone found out was bc she brought him as her date to the senior party, which was at the school (the audacity is insane).
    they ig went through his work stuff but didnt find anything, and then the only other thing they did was have the principle sit in his room and watch him teach for like a week. thats it
    theyre still together and have twins, and theres a ig meme page that was made where theres like 3 or more memes referencing him being a pdf file lmaoo
    second craziest would be, same year, how it turned out that my science teacher was the same woman my step dad cheated on my mom with when i was like 9

  • @JellyJamKid
    @JellyJamKid 4 місяці тому +3

    As a kid in preschool, I wanted my uhhhh, rear end to be spotless. So I used HALF a roll of toilet paper and it got clogged. 😊

  • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
    @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 6 місяців тому +413

    Degenrocity never fails to blow my back out every times he comes in me when he uploads.

  • @glizzygladiator601
    @glizzygladiator601 6 місяців тому +306

    Degen felt so sorry for the certain sponsorship he didn't take 3 years to make a new video 😊

  • @Morwayloc
    @Morwayloc Місяць тому +3

    So, I have two stories that are really crazy.
    1. There were two kids DOING THE DEED IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM, AND PEOPLE WERE SAYING THAT THEY WERE COUSINS!
    2. And I’m my brothers school, there was a kid that was banging an apple on a lunch table and then another kid on the other side of the table said “I’m gonna f-ing kill you”, and then the other kid didn’t stop, so than the kid dived over the table and tried to strangle the kid, my brother said that they needed the P.E teacher and the school resource officer to pull him away.

  • @sodorcontries4322
    @sodorcontries4322 5 місяців тому +35

    4:17 showing Kanye Is madness💀💀

    • @Al___
      @Al___ 5 місяців тому +6

      That's Kanye?

  • @eterty8335
    @eterty8335 6 місяців тому +333

    this 15 minute video literally turned into more than half an hour for me because of how much I kept replaying your hilarious edits, keep it up man!

    • @timothyowen4785
      @timothyowen4785 6 місяців тому +3

      I do that with every single Degen video I watch, tbh

    • @keithflippers4429
      @keithflippers4429 6 місяців тому

      Man you was trying to get them gift card codes I see you

  • @forcetz
    @forcetz 6 місяців тому +391

    Man I love your energy in your videos. That’s what makes them enjoyable.

  • @gothicwolf103
    @gothicwolf103 5 місяців тому +5

    In middle school, I once bit a kid so hard, my teeth went through his sweater and shirt, and skin.
    For context, I thought one of my friends was getting beaten up by another dude, so I jumped in and bit the dudes shoulder as hard as i could. People were mad at me because, turns out, the guy and my friend were actually play fighting. And I didnt know because they were playing roughly. I was then suspended for a while, and there were some rumours going around that the kid had to get rabies shots. Idk of that was true or not.
    If I would of known they were play fighting I'd probably just leave them be. Then again I'm not sure what my 11 year old brain was thinking, that biting would somehow save my friend and stop the bullying 😂

  • @sheepfuzz
    @sheepfuzz 5 місяців тому +25

    15:00 no ones while the pick me shouldn't have said that the teacher shouldn't have slapped her and lying was for the best if i were you i pick the teacher but still no one was good in this story

  • @xanesheng5651
    @xanesheng5651 6 місяців тому +98

    14:36 nah that wild💀

  • @Maverwickvr
    @Maverwickvr 6 місяців тому +1203

    It is always good when daddy degen gives us content

  • @arandomguy7678
    @arandomguy7678 2 місяці тому +3

    that last one has "and everyone clapped" energy 😭

  • @bowserblaster6418
    @bowserblaster6418 4 місяці тому +2

    Bro your videos are so entertaining, i love your jokes and the memes you put in your videos, i can actually sit through your videos and not get bored

  • @TheGodOfLag
    @TheGodOfLag 6 місяців тому +62

    The students that promised to hide the truth with the history teacher are really chill. This reminded me of a time when I had an actually cool teacher and he was my English teacher, literally everyone worked hard when he was teaching and boy was he great. One of the best teachers my old school has in all of its time, then there was this new grade 7 student who was an athlete and if y’all know the stereotypes he was kinda like that. Sometimes disobeying our English teacher and since he was a good teacher we just kept shutting him up, and that kid was terrified of me since I was grade 10 at the time and I had major anger issues. So the moment I get pissed off he gets terrified, some of my friends were also like that and our teacher didn’t care at all.
    Sadly he’s in Canada right now and I was at my last year of high school but he was a chill guy.

  • @ryancarless7921
    @ryancarless7921 6 місяців тому +87

    These stories were wild, especially the last story. Occasionally there are good people just caught up in a bad situation

  • @sonicgamer999-
    @sonicgamer999- 4 місяці тому +4

    Brick day - That time when there was almost a riot at my gradeschool cuz there was a schoolwide arts and craft thing where we all made decorated bricks, but when it was time to get them there was a mixup and nobody got the one they made, so the school staff had to stop 300ish gradeschoolers armed with BRICKS from starting a riot (I have also been knocked out, temporarily paralyzed in my right arm, part of an underground silly bandz economy, and impaled in the hand with a pencil, last one was self-inflicted on accident btw, but yeah my gradeschool years were a freakin sitcom)

    • @CosmicCoyote9
      @CosmicCoyote9 7 днів тому

      bruh i'm still confused at "brick day"

  • @Laptop46
    @Laptop46 9 днів тому +1

    In middle school one of our teachers just went MIA one day and nobody knew why for about a week. Then we see a mugshot of him in jail and the news article said that he had been arrested for stealing from other teachers. He had gotten caught because his key fob was used an unusually high amount on weekends. Those same weekends, there was reports of missing money and valuables from other classrooms.
    My high school had the typical gym teacher sleeping with a student rumors. The student had a kid and the father was never confirmed to be the gym teacher. Also the teacher’s wife also worked at the school.
    Said wife was the sponsor for a club meant to be against drunk driving. The members of that club were caught underage drinking at the teacher’s home.
    There was also a guy who got killed over a DNA test for a kid that could’ve been his. Apparently, he didn’t want to pay because the kid wasn’t his.
    Also the crème de la crop story that came out of that school was my senior year a dude was also MIA for a few days. Eventually we found out all the details on what happened with him. Turns out that this guy was selling drugs to a guy and a girl at his grandparents house. The two buyers tried to rob him and he pulled out a gun and shot the guy. The girl ran and he shot her in the back. To finish off the guy, he then beat his face in with a wrench. Dude then loaded up both of their bodies in the trunk of the girl’s car and set it on fire in a random field. Worst part is that these guys were suburban upper middle class white kids who had no need to sell or steal drugs.
    Oh and that high school got boom boom, and pre-pew threats like every 4 months. It’s so bad, three years after I’d graduated, I asked a coworker of mine that was still attending if they still got threats. She said no and then two weeks later they got another one.

  • @zme_mz
    @zme_mz 6 місяців тому +147

    9:02 That's exactly my reaction to the entire vid bro, nothin' interesting happens on mine 😭😭😭😭

    • @GoingToAFuneral
      @GoingToAFuneral 5 місяців тому +12

      Bro my school has the weirdest shit ever, like 5 students get doxxed everyday and the teachers dont gaf, i walked into school and saw some 6’2 somali kid chasing some 5’1 indian boy with a full mustache cause the indian kid doxxed him

    • @AhmedMalaki
      @AhmedMalaki 2 місяці тому +1

      @@GoingToAFuneral damn what the hell?

    • @GoingToAFuneral
      @GoingToAFuneral 2 місяці тому +5

      @@AhmedMalaki update: I got doxxed too

    • @AhmedMalaki
      @AhmedMalaki 2 місяці тому

      @@GoingToAFuneral da fuck what kind of evil dysfunctional school do you attend to

    • @Hi-there61221
      @Hi-there61221 2 місяці тому +1

      Same 😭😭😭

  • @ballisco4243
    @ballisco4243 6 місяців тому +199

    0:52 for anyone wondering, pretty sure this is about him signing a promo contract with Temu right after it got sued in the last video☠️

    • @the_arrachnid
      @the_arrachnid 6 місяців тому +6

      Puase it at the right time it's funny for me

  • @kiaheat1920
    @kiaheat1920 3 місяці тому +3

    The last one combined with the perfectly timed clips from 14:37 - 14:44 had me SOBBING
    💀💀💀💀💀

  • @mrhamster8666
    @mrhamster8666 5 місяців тому +5

    I got one. I purposely flushed a clogged toilet full of poop that was going to overflow, so it did and the bathroom got closed for a few days. 💀💀💀

  • @Whyuwantmyhandle
    @Whyuwantmyhandle 6 місяців тому +66

    These confessions are the most crazy things ever 💀

    • @carrots6249
      @carrots6249 6 місяців тому +9

      Especially the one about the two male teachers. The son is gonna have to get a new name, get a drastically different haircut/dye it, get a tan, wear colored eye contacts, talk in a accent, and abandon his family by fleeing the country.

    • @lumityviktuuristanartist4100
      @lumityviktuuristanartist4100 6 місяців тому

      ​@carrots6249 nah bro , the grenade one and the girl who banged her step brother and had a miscarriage in a fight is much worse

  • @Boowomp._.
    @Boowomp._. 6 місяців тому +200

    10:37 ESPECIALLY WITH THE NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE RULE
    GIRLIE IS GOING TO HELL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Boowomp._.
      @Boowomp._. 6 місяців тому +21

      (Ps: I am a muslim too)

    • @soontobechannel743
      @soontobechannel743 6 місяців тому +75

      I’m Muslim too but “doing it” before marriage isn’t even my biggest concern.
      Girlie was IN 7TH GRADE.
      A literal CHILD.
      And did it with her BROTHER. (Half don’t matter, it’s still messed up you literally grew up with that kid. 💀)

    • @Boowomp._.
      @Boowomp._. 6 місяців тому +33

      ​@@soontobechannel743 AUGHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HER PRAYERS DONT MATTER NO MORE

    • @sthn8758
      @sthn8758 5 місяців тому +7

      That left me to wonder, is Incest in Islamic countries punishable by laws?

    • @Boowomp._.
      @Boowomp._. 5 місяців тому +7

      @@sthn8758 Probably.

  • @reikoburton9748
    @reikoburton9748 5 місяців тому +1

    I’m glad I subscribed man, you are a homie for real.

  • @jennifermitchell4988
    @jennifermitchell4988 3 місяці тому +3

    the text that pops up at 0:46 is “horror movie characters I can beat AGAIN”

  • @Berryterriblestuff
    @Berryterriblestuff 6 місяців тому +51

    When I was a senior in high school, I went to the bathroom during my math class and there was a bomb threat written on the bathroom stall. I thought it was a joke so I ignored it. About 10 minutes later the entire school got evacuated. Since the school was on a military base, they took this threat VERY, VERY SERIOUSLY. We were finally cleared about 4 hours later. It turns out some girl didn't want to take a math test so she decided to write the threat and report it. She got expelled and her family was expedited out of the base to wherever else they ended up. Someone else tried to do the same sh*t again 2 weeks later but it was cleared in less than an hour.

    • @switchfan9471
      @switchfan9471 5 місяців тому +4

      False threats just to get out of a Test
      Wow

    • @ni99ashells
      @ni99ashells 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@switchfan9471that's when you know the test is harder than me at 4:16 am in a school night

  • @taeseobie
    @taeseobie 6 місяців тому +186

    14:27 OH SHE GOING TO HELLLLL

    • @justinytp7171
      @justinytp7171 6 місяців тому +5

      Nah

    • @enaisberrios7482
      @enaisberrios7482 6 місяців тому +17

      She really had to take it to a cold ahh personal level 😳

    • @faith4657
      @faith4657 5 місяців тому +6

      Yea that was tuff but they probably shouldn't have piled on her like

    • @justinytp7171
      @justinytp7171 5 місяців тому +2

      @@faith4657 I agree that happened to me once

    • @vivvygenteman
      @vivvygenteman 3 місяці тому +3

      ​​@@faith4657 Same, like as someone who used to bullied to the point where I had to be PULLED OUT I feel bad for the girl. She's not in the right but that doesnt justify getting physically beaten. Like geniunely that sh*t can either cause school sh00tings, the 'pick me' going to jail or mental clinic, or su1cide attempts.

  • @davidgutierrez7268
    @davidgutierrez7268 4 місяці тому +2

    Can we can appreciate the amount of enthusiasm this guy puts into his sponsors. Apart from that, 9:30 dogs and humans have very different genomes so it's impossible

  • @SnowballDev
    @SnowballDev 5 місяців тому +4

    Okay. So there was this kid in my math and ELA class that had the brain of a 2yo and an Emo. That day he got mad at something that would only take like two seconds as usual, but then he started punching the aide (or however you spell it) and the teacher who I’m going to call Ms. Sally and the aide told him he needed to go on a walk. For some reason he hated positivity and going on walks, so he rages even more and then charges at Ms. Sally like a bull with even her panicking a lil. And when they finally get him out he starts beating on the door telling them to let them in and Ms. S just locks the door. But as she does that this idiot just punches the window and breaks the frame right on top of her. Thankfully the window didn’t shatter it just got hit so hard it ripped the frame off and fell out. We went in the closet until we got the all clear. We continued work as usual with the other teacher, Mrs. Catherine, taking her role. The last time I saw him was him running away from them down the hall as I was still in the classroom. He had bad
    Meltdowns before this but this was on a whole new level. Idk if he got expelled or if got suspended but then got put in ISS but he isn’t on our hall anymore. One things for sure that basically everyone in my class agreed. If a retarded student was able to break the window in, then an intruder very obviously can too. So pray for me y’all, I probably won’t make it through this year.

  • @ChillFish173-tn9ym
    @ChillFish173-tn9ym 6 місяців тому +125

    10:46 got me dying 😂 (edit) wow 70 likes, this is the most popular comment I have ever made keep it up 👍

  • @randomguyonyt1009
    @randomguyonyt1009 6 місяців тому +135

    degen was able to talk about his sponsorship without using the name temu absolute W

  • @Artsylittlewitch
    @Artsylittlewitch 2 місяці тому +2

    At my high school everybody in my class had the hygienic levels of a toddler. One time I saw a kid sneeze into there hands and continued using a crombook that other kids were going to use. no hand sanitizer, no wiping down the screen. Another time kid next to me was eating chips in class while we were using textbooks and bro licked the full palm of his hands and used the textbook as normal. And I can’t even begin the countless times I’ve seen kids wiping there snot all over there hands and sleeves and still wonder why 99% of students are sick all the time.
    Remember this is in HIGH SCHOOL. not elementary, not kindergarten. And what makes this worse is that this all happened as the pandemic started to be lifted.

  • @Skyler3253
    @Skyler3253 16 днів тому

    Those short confessions are wild!

  • @Summeratyours
    @Summeratyours 6 місяців тому +86

    14:43 warms my heart

  • @lilveltheplayer2164
    @lilveltheplayer2164 6 місяців тому +91

    10:16 Ain't no way you showed Mei Mei and her brother for this confession 💀

    • @challenge9541
      @challenge9541 6 місяців тому +6

      Are these 2 in love in the series or something? Because idk why he otherwise showed this clip (never watched anime before)

    • @lilveltheplayer2164
      @lilveltheplayer2164 6 місяців тому +16

      @@challenge9541 It was shown that she slept with her younger brother. It wasn't animated yet though. She was already portrayed as a bad person before then.

    • @qwp7318
      @qwp7318 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@@lilveltheplayer2164AYOOOOOOO💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @AhmedMalaki
      @AhmedMalaki 2 місяці тому

      @@lilveltheplayer2164 ......... what the fuck?
      Arrest that hoe

    • @somebody6282
      @somebody6282 Місяць тому

      ​@@challenge9541basically they are siblings and the older one pulled a sibling-EDP

  • @RoyNewland-vb1zf
    @RoyNewland-vb1zf 5 місяців тому +3

    Bro the pick me got violated then jumped then expelled
    MAJOR SKILL ISSUE💀

    • @roviize9425
      @roviize9425 3 місяці тому

      you seem like one of those bullies who were begging for an excuse to beat on her.

  • @CoolDub
    @CoolDub 14 днів тому +1

    At my school there’s about 800 kids, one time I got chased around the whole school by about 150 kids just for telling some dumbass who was always angry to take a chill pill.

  • @Turbo12000
    @Turbo12000 6 місяців тому +129

    (14:50) they are hero's

    • @Supermeme682
      @Supermeme682 6 місяців тому +18

      Fr they put that girl in her place

    • @roviize9425
      @roviize9425 2 місяці тому +1

      For what? b3ating up someone who can’t defend themselves?

    • @quentinplayezgamez7829
      @quentinplayezgamez7829 2 місяці тому +2

      Kind of, I mean the boy telling the girl to stfu wasn't really that bad or rude. She was disrupting the class. But I think it's fucked up how everyone in that story was allowing the teacher to get away with physical abuse.

    • @RoWaNgames123
      @RoWaNgames123 2 місяці тому +3

      @@roviize9425well its simpls you dont f*****g talk about someone having miscarriages that is a very sad thing and probably affected her mental health alot

    • @dante_0962
      @dante_0962 2 місяці тому +1

      @@quentinplayezgamez7829what hitting a singular student no one likes once?! I say the teacher has every right because the pick me girl said something incredibly offensive to the teacher. And she clearly needed a taste of the real world because you can’t say stuff like that, and expect everyone to do nothing or a fake slap on the wrist.

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 6 місяців тому +50

    I completely forgot to post something last time. I've seen a lot of goofy stuff during my time in American and Lithuanian school, such as the time a couple of bats got loose in the building or another time when a kid threw a piss jar out a window like it was team fortress 2 and it hit a car.
    That's just the tip of the iceberg, there was also this shitty summer camp the school forced us to go to. Water tasted like pure rust, dead frogs everywhere, two of the cabins were infested with hornets, someone got bit by a snake, and some goober at the end broke into the storage stall with a brick and ate almost all the ice cream that was supposed to be our treat. Also there was some menaces who would throw these frogs into the showers, so nobody ended up taking showers and we all ended smelling like rust and pure ass

    • @MicahPachirisuGuy
      @MicahPachirisuGuy 6 місяців тому +1

      even baltics cant even run away from wacky clock-hex

    • @Sollytoast
      @Sollytoast 6 місяців тому +1

      are you native from lithuania or from america doe, and why did you even travel?

    • @Sollytoast
      @Sollytoast 6 місяців тому +1

      are you native from lithuania or from america doe, and why did you even travel?

  • @AidanBravo-wl7tv
    @AidanBravo-wl7tv 5 місяців тому

    I love the editing in your videos, it goes well with the comedy

  • @MarvinSuave
    @MarvinSuave 5 місяців тому +4

    5:08 LMAO BRO GOING TO HEAVEN😂😂

  • @Silv3rDoodl3
    @Silv3rDoodl3 6 місяців тому +72

    I think the worst thing that happened when I was in 8th grade was this one girl that everyone basically hated(enough people hated her that she made friends with students in lower grades). We had an awards ceremony and she had to go up on stage to get an award, and because it was the “super important end of the year” ceremony, we had to wear dresses or suits or just something nice. When the girl walked up on stage, she flashed everyone who was in the first 5 rows of seats because I guess she decided not to wear shorts or leggings under her skirt. One of my friends and I were in the 3rd and 4th row, so we sadly had to witness that💀. I guess when we all went to high school, her parents decided to homeschool her so thankfully I don’t have to deal with seeing her in the hallways. Especially because I used to be friends with her but she literally only wanted me to play Minecraft and she was very open about her sexuality, especially because she had a female Minecraft UA-camr in a bathing suit as a phone lockscreen in 7th grade. My middle school was wild so I’m glad I’m actually in high school now because the worst thing I’ve seen was a guy squeezing a girls thighs as we were all walking back to class after lunch 💀

    • @gavinrollot6426
      @gavinrollot6426 6 місяців тому +8

      Goddamn

    • @likeadino8580
      @likeadino8580 6 місяців тому

      Bro now i want to know. Why was girl hated so badly? Was she just taking the piss out of people or was she just annoying as fuck? Like

  • @Enricoooo
    @Enricoooo 6 місяців тому +232

    Besides all the jokes, in dark times these videos still make me laugh and smile. Thanks degenerocity, keep up the good content.

  • @YeahhLeek
    @YeahhLeek 4 місяці тому +10

    12:23 for people who dont know the dmv is: DC Maryland and Virginia

    • @user-zf4kv9ou2i
      @user-zf4kv9ou2i 11 днів тому +1

      As someone who goes to school at the DMV there is a lot of crazy stuff

  • @INSERTNAMExHERE
    @INSERTNAMExHERE 4 місяці тому +2

    I got a couple confessions. 1st one is that a girl came into school with a knife and list (early/mid 2000s, so this was unheard of), and someone told the teachers, cops showed up, and she disappeared for years. Got into contact with her a few years ago, and she's doing much much better now
    2nd one is from around the same time, but different HS, that was designed by a guy who designs prisons lol. A girl got dumped by her BF and threw herself off the 3rd floor balcony. She lived, but was fucked up pretty bad

  • @LadyMajolish
    @LadyMajolish 6 місяців тому +186

    I sometimes wonder if my school was normal to compare these schools with most questionable confessions I have lay my eyes upon. Like I thought the boys in my last year biology class that MADE my sub teacher literally have the most quiet Breakdown I have ever seen in a teacher. Was the worst thing I seen in school. I & a classmate I know went to comfort the sub teacher after class. It went well. That was my confession. 🙂

    • @Churros_are_Overrated
      @Churros_are_Overrated 6 місяців тому

      Most if not all of the wild ones are definitely fake. I doubt any are as crazy as they seem

    • @savary5050
      @savary5050 6 місяців тому +21

      Craziest thing to happen to me at school was when my elementary school had to have a lockdown because a moose was outside.

    • @LadyMajolish
      @LadyMajolish 6 місяців тому +13

      @@savary5050 WHAT. Nah was this in Canada??? Because there is no way a Moose would decide to show up on the school premises 😃

    • @GallenRenn
      @GallenRenn 6 місяців тому +25

      Most wholesome confession. Honestly I HATE when students act terribly evil to a teacher for any reason, I'm glad your classmate and yourself comforted them at least

    • @Diabetoo
      @Diabetoo 6 місяців тому +11

      in my school ( middle school btw) two people have died (90% sure both were suicide but i know at least one was.) One of them was pretty close to me as well :| Also two kids from high school died one from a car accident and the other from suicide after a party where he smashed a tv (said party was really out of control and one girl had so much achohol she passed out and maybe her heart stopped. This all happen this year and some only a couple days ago.

  • @isjsjwifkdna9611
    @isjsjwifkdna9611 6 місяців тому +47

    0:57 Glad bro became aware of how bad it was to take a sponsorship from Temu

  • @delisadavenport836
    @delisadavenport836 5 місяців тому +1

    YO I LOVE YOU MAN YO VIDEOS ARE BUILT DIFFERENT

  • @kaizencx_kcx
    @kaizencx_kcx 4 місяці тому +1

    You need to do more of these fam...

  • @patrickiamonfire965
    @patrickiamonfire965 6 місяців тому +57

    The pick me part is sad though. If everyone hates that student and does everything to hurt that person that person is gonna get depression which will soon developed into horrible sense of retribution.
    I know this because I can relate to it. While I haven’t said anything bad like that (obviously it’s natural for someone to say something like that if they’re neglected) I was always the one to get pick on even though I didn’t hurt anyone or bother them.
    My family neglected this (they regretted this when I expressed it to them however they didn’t understand at first until I kept on repeating each every day). I went to therapy on my own terms cause I knew that bloodthirst and doing horrible things wasn’t the answer and I needed to get help for my depression.
    I remember vividly how rumours were spread about me so that everyone would join to hurt me.
    Majority of the time this happens to disabled people who might not look disabled but is one.
    However the ending wasn’t bleak. The school shutdown after I left (like horribly like something really bad happened and the teachers and principal weren’t financially able to run it while losing money trying survive but at the cost of ruining years worth of reputation)
    I met those school people they weren’t happy and seemed a little jealous when I told them I was in a high requirement school (basically a school known for student with high grades). None of them were accepted in good schools and expelled for cheating. My reaction was nothing. I moved on when I left that school. I remember looking forward on my life not dwelling in the past so much. I just hope they change along with the teachers.

    • @Rat-czar
      @Rat-czar 6 місяців тому +19

      Glad things are looking up for you dude

    • @patrickiamonfire965
      @patrickiamonfire965 6 місяців тому +15

      @@Rat-czar hey thanks that means a lot. I encourage people to move on
      while helping them within my ability. Dwelling in the past too much only gonna cause pain with no improvement.
      I’m far more happier now.

    • @lalalalo5955
      @lalalalo5955 6 місяців тому +2

      Look at least the pick-me probably HAD a reason to be hated. Look, at least you weren't her so it's fine. I hope things will remain better for you in life

    • @patrickiamonfire965
      @patrickiamonfire965 6 місяців тому +15

      @@lalalalo5955 there is never a good reason for a student to be an outcast of society and be hated and bullied. It’s more likely that person was disabled or they’re parents did something or family lineage. Or false spread amongst friends until everyone was against her. And seeing how we only heard from the person who did the offence it can very well be biased. There is always a dark side to people. People can be good infront of you only to be something else.
      I seen a fare share of my own even I see them. Which is why I only looked for evidence. Anyone can say anything. Anyone can give any type of evidence but a good evidence is one which can’t be disputed easily nor fabricated. Look at people both actions and words than you will see the colours. I know this is sounds like paranoia but we do have to be careful and try not to hurt innocent people especially these times.

    • @Sollytoast
      @Sollytoast 6 місяців тому

      what was the really bad thing that happened?

  • @anthonyoliver418
    @anthonyoliver418 6 місяців тому +57

    That Ed Edd n Eddy clip usage was cursed but funny as heck 10:32

    • @Sharkfrom1999
      @Sharkfrom1999 6 місяців тому +7

      cartoon network get your Nutella looking logo back here before I get that master whi-

  • @MarvinSuave
    @MarvinSuave 5 місяців тому +5

    14:58 LMAOO THE EDITS😂😂

  • @user-nx8ce9hk1b
    @user-nx8ce9hk1b 2 місяці тому +1

    bruh, the fear in his voice when he said "How is that possible?"

  • @henriquemedranosilva7142
    @henriquemedranosilva7142 6 місяців тому +52

    9:42 that doesn't make any sense, like it is literally impossible

    • @colossal1888
      @colossal1888 5 місяців тому +9

      Some of these be fake fr 😭

  • @Happymeal_Sappymeal
    @Happymeal_Sappymeal 6 місяців тому +192

    You know it's going to be a good day when Degenerocity posts

  • @Spoon97
    @Spoon97 2 місяці тому +3

    Got some :
    -during The Final Exam on 6th Grade a bird somehow got into our class, the teacher just took it for her daughter (she wanted a bird) and the bird died, reason unknown. (theres also a Second Bird that came in like 3 days later but we dont talk about the Second Bird)
    -in 3rd grade my friend smuggled a phone and watched pron in it
    -6th grade (again), some kids threw rocks and bricks to the nearby house and one guy almost got hit by a heavy brick falling from about 20m (thankfully it hits his roof but the roof got hit so hard it cant even be cleaned)
    -also a few days later a student got ran over
    -a few weeks before graduation a 4th grader got mad over being called dumb by another kid, they got into a fight, one of them bite the other kids arm so hard to the point where it caused a deep hole, and their parents got into an argument, the arm became infected but idk what happened later because the kid didn't show up for those weeks and only appeared when i graduate.

    • @user-rv7zo6yy7y
      @user-rv7zo6yy7y Місяць тому

      How u get p in 3rd grade

    • @Spoon97
      @Spoon97 Місяць тому +1

      @@user-rv7zo6yy7y someone smuggled a phone and they watched it on there

  • @CNSPORTZEDITZ
    @CNSPORTZEDITZ 5 місяців тому +1

    Imagine someone listening to the video’s audio (without the video) being confused as heck trying to figure out what “spraying jerk chicken” means

  • @ComedyWithSteve
    @ComedyWithSteve 6 місяців тому +163

    0:58 I like how he brings up the temu sponsorship from the last video 😅

    • @zordockssj
      @zordockssj 6 місяців тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rockettbennett
      @rockettbennett 6 місяців тому +7

      Also the music at 15:44

    • @xaviidk
      @xaviidk 6 місяців тому +5

      Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

    • @rockettbennett
      @rockettbennett 6 місяців тому +3

      @@xaviidk “Oh cool a contract lets sign it”

  • @ruxxei
    @ruxxei 6 місяців тому +53

    14:00 Achivement unlocked:The Vigilante

  • @YokoEditz6508
    @YokoEditz6508 5 місяців тому +5

    9:40 that baby Finna looked FUCK UP WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️