Apparently hamsters can hibernate, and it becomes difficult to distinguish if it's dead or not. So, there's a chance that Tony probably woke up inside the trash bag.
mine chose the tub for some time, but strangely enough she shat in her litter box for the first time in months just a few hours before my other cat died and since then she’s been only going in the litter box. this happened 3 days ago, he wasn’t even inside at the time when she did it so i was so confused how she knew 👀👀👀
Changes in behavior can signify health problems if this wasnt something your cat did before. My senior cat started shitting on the floor in his last leg of life because his arthiritis got so bad his back legs didnt work. Cats generally like to shit in one area and keep things tidy
Sadly thats mostly true. My brother got a plethora of hamsters like last year and oh my god... They got killed in of the most brutal ways I've ever encountered. One by one died and mercilessly. The most brutal out of all was a rat beheaded one of them. All of them died
BRUH, MY DANM CAT PLAY FETCH, ION KNOW WHAT DANM CAT YOU SEEN BUT IT SURE AS HELL IAN MINE, plus ye cats r bitches, BUT ITS FUNNY THO, ATLEAST CAT"S WONT TAKE A BEATING AND ACTAULLY FIGHT BACK.
Facts bro! I hate when people beef with rocks be kicking them or tossing them around. Like bruh, what the fuck it do to you! Next time I see a rock hater it’s on sight fr💢♦️
i have 3 cats and only 1 of them are acceptable the one that is acceptable lays around and tries to get my attention and doesn't get mad if i play with it and doesn't attack me if i pet it too long one just lays around the other is just mean
@@Oggy7894 Those are basically the only 3 types of cats that exist -Constantly wants your love and attention -Does nothing -Asshole I don't think I've had anything in between and my family has had 6 cats
I had a pet squirrel once, it’s mother was hit by a car in the middle of the road, and this little 2 week old squirrel is just sitting in the middle of a sidewalk, so I took him home, and it lived with us happily for 6 whole years, RIP peanut the squirrel.
paraphrasing my fav comedian here: dogs are like long term relationships, lotta commitment and lotta work involved for the relationship to thrive cats are like room partners, they be lying at their own vibe and so will you... easy peasy
Common mistake but the turtle from gumball is a soft shell turtle, due to their weaker shells they have developed hyper aggressive attitudes to ward off predators
@@evolvedbread1370 bullying gets weird sometimes. Bullies even grape if they think they can get away with it so they do "eat" weak people sexually. People really need to raise their kids so they dont turn into psycho's that think they can "eat" others
@@youtubestudiosucks978 no that is not what I meant, I mean literally eat a person. Soft shelled turtles are agressive to protect itself from everyday predators but weak people do not need to be always agressive towards everything since a threat to their lives is very rare
I swear I gotta be the only one that had a good time owning a cat, my cat wasn't annoying, actually played with me and was friendly, just basically had the brain of a dog
I had a dog named Spot for pretty much my entire childhood, and he died about a year ago. The day he died was the worst day of my entire life, and it isn't even close. Dogs become real members of your family
i do agree with this because when i was 5 i got my dogs taken away because they would be annoying to family sometimes and when they did i was crying for hours
@@Account-jn7xuwell tbh man that's why I'm self promoting to get myself on people's recommended lol but it'd be cool if you watched a vid and gave constructive criticism
I had a pet turtle. The only pet I ever had. His name was Webster, an African turtle breed. I found him outside my house and would wash, feed, and play with him everyday. On the weekdays, I would ask my sister to watch and clean him while I was getting my edumacation. So one day, my sister took him outside to clean him and his tube. After she finished cleaning him, she put him on ground then began cleaning his tub. And before I continue I must say this, Webster was a sob. That turtle was the Usain Bolt of reptiles. So I would make sure to keep close eyes on him. Back to the story, she was cleaning the tub and decided to check her phone. The next minute Webster was gone, no trace of him was to be found. Yeah so my turtle ran away while I was away. I missed that brown-shelled bastard.
There’s this charm of commentary channel genre where the amount of editing for each reaction and scripts of their own lifestyle makes it easy and entertaining to watch like Degenerocity, Ibbz, Kneecaps, Apandah, etc. Edit: Speaking about Beluga from the thumbnail. Gotta give him some credit, figuring out and breaking the algorithm like Dream and Joshdub did. Yeah his content is family friendly-ish, although it’s unique (that doesn’t mean it’s good just distinct and recognizable) content to enjoy at first glance at least
@@cjlegarcon2953 dude dogs are slaves what animal just let you slap them y’all want a slave not a friend I love dogs but still cats don’t let you slap them tf what living thing do besides dogs that’s not a good before you say it is lmao
i had a cat named shiver who was the sweetest boy ever, he loved kisses and being held like a baby he was cuddly and would raise random kittens like he was their mother even letting one nurse on him once. he drank water with his paw and loved donuts and ham he was super talkative too. i miss him a lot, rip shiver
My cat is named ollie and he is the devil all he does is make scary noises and he attacks anyone without any interaction. But i still love him very much.
I've never been a pet owner until now but all I can say is that... Humans are the best pets to have, I usually keep them in the basement and they seem happy for the most part. If you want to be a human owner, you can always lure them with money or candies.
@@silverwind0614 just a year old? he sounds adorable! don't worry, they stop asking for their parents eventually. i'm the proud owner of two (a boy and a girl) and they both stopped asking when they were about four years old. they don't really talk anymore.
@@outofchicken- Hmmm....is it good that they don't talk anymore. Mine did stop talking to me recently and it bothers me. I don't tell him about the 'incident' because I don't want him to commit suicide or self-harm. For the record, it not because I genuinely care for the 3 or 4 year old (didn't ask for his age, didn't care) I mainly want him to be in mint condition. I believe that he is out of hope and that he believes that his existant is meaningless, which is completely false. I was there for you when you were abandoned and hopeless. It isn't my fault that your parents pulled a ,"all my friends are dead, Push Me To The EDGE!", quite literally. Rant over, but any suggestions on how to combat his depression?🐿🤔
My grandmother owned a lot of cats. When she died there was only one left. His name is sly. Never hated anyone or got annoyed. When we went to stay at her place when she passed he was sad. He knew. He always came up to us for pets. Better yet he was deaf. Not all cats are bad.
My dog passed away in November. 3 days before I would've seen him for Thanksgiving break. Homie was around for 13 years of my life and was kicking like a puppy till the end. I feel like a part of me left when he passed and still feel it to this day. I never would feel like that for any other animal.
Cats are for the single person that spends a ton of time away from home. Quiet, don't need to take it on walks, and it doesn't get depressed when you leave it alone for 8-12 hours of the day.
@@Debilm4nzs-zu9bc Some pets can handle being alone more than others along with having different needs. Do you expect a goldfish to be taken on walks or do you not count anything as a pet cept dogs lmao.
I had a pet snake. I named him Slithers. I had him for about 2 years. Then he died. Not because we mistreated him, but because he got hurt, and the cut got infected. He was very sweet, only accidentally bit my mom once, and I miss him. Not all snakes are mean, he was a very chill ball python. I held him and he liked to try and slither behind my neck and once he tried to go down my shirt because I was warm, but that’s besides the point. R.I.P Slithers, you were loved.
My uncle used to have a pet rabbit.But since they lived in Africa one time the rabbit was went out of the house,Then the neighbor found it and decided to cook it. My mom said he was upset for days😂
As somebody who owned a hamster, she lived for 2 and a half years. [Which is really long for a hammy] Her name was angela, and she was easily the best hamster ever. She died from old age, and we were there in her last moments. We put her in a floral box [Sorta like a small coffin] and burried her under a large tree on a trail. RIP Angela, she was best hammy. And also, I can fully agree on the cat thing with only _one_ of my past cats. I now have a cat named beatle and he's so sweet. He loves pets, and cuddles. And I used to have a cat named echobod who was a sweet old man in the body of a cat.
11:20 as someone who recently lost his dog, can confirm Enjoy every moment with them, because you never know when the next moment could be the last one
i had a cat once, he was the sweetest thing ever he was the only exception his name was boots and he always wanted to be cuddled, stroked and played with, when the rare occurrence that he wasnt in the mood for it he wouldnt get aggressive he'd just get up
@@thelilestgoober true i have 2 dogs and i lost one dog 3 months ago on march 28 im still saddened by the passing of my dog and im also sorry fro the passing of your dog..
Same bro, my first dog was there before me, but like i grew up with him, hes buryied in our backyard after that like a 2or 2 years later we got another one, same race btw they are all american Staffordshire terrier (might be wrong my english is not that great) but he died later shortly after a new years night due to a tumor he had inner blooding threw it and they couldnt rescue him.... We or better my parents cuz it was too much for me buried him also in our backyard...which is btw illegal in Germany for whatever reason but i dont care, neither my parents nor my friends like most people dont even know thats a thing and many also dont care cuz well its our dog we wont just give him or her away because some crappy law...(tbh im not even sure if that law is actually real if it is i also wouldnt care)....Half a years or one and a half years later , we got our current dog... I just love dogs i grew up with them, i will probably not get one in the future when i move out sadly,cuz y know job stuff and everything i wanna do UA-cam and stuff... Im not sure if i would be a good owner cuz i probably wouldnt have enough time for a dog... And i would never get one, if i cant give him a good life thats just.... that would be Screwed up and just shit
another absolute classic, one of your best videos for sure. That cats rant at the end was the funniest shit I've seen in a while, shit had me wheezing and tearing up
"don't get me wrong, I believe in animals rights. The right for them to be in my McChicken." -Degenerocity 2022 (Thanks for over 400 likes, I thought I would get only 50 as a maximum.) (I can't believe I'm doing a second edit, but thank you for 600 likes!)
My dog died last Thursday and I don't think I'll ever recover I loved him with all my heart and I'm sure he knew that too, but man I wish I had done more to show how much more I loved him before he suddenly got sick and passed the 2 days afterwards R.I.P Max, hope you're doing well up there 😔
actually, my cat, Firefly, is usually a sweetie. even though she's timid she will accept belly rubbings and comes up to snuggle me, she will often playfully scratch me but not because she's angry.
Forgot to mention that dogs will literally sacrifice their life for you, like they will do anything to protect their owners. They really the realest ones.
When I was little, I had an goldfish that lived up to 9-ish 10 years. All he did was swim around and that was probably one of the worst pets I have ever owned.
As a cat owner of two, I totally rofl at the end. Idk why I love those two beings that act like I‘m their sugar mama and just occasionally give me attention when they feel like it. 😂
I really started laughing when he got to hairless cats because I have one. She is very sweet and affectionate, but she also gets very greasy if you don't bathe her every week.
dude, there's a scientific reason apparently cats have these bacteria that infects prey and makes them less scared of the cat, but it infects humans too and makes us more friendly towards them
I genuinely agree with every single thing this man here said. You're fucking hilarious dude. I didn't had a laugh like that in like a week or something. Keep making banger videos like this. I wish you success.
@@borntobeheadedd fax I agree with what he said as a cat owner, I would square up with one fling one go to the bottom deps of he-llo you under stand what I'm saying tho
As a person who used to own beta fish, I loved feeding them. My mom and I used to go to petco to get a beta fish. I didn’t really have any kits to keep the fish alive. Each lasted a couple years without it. My first fish was named Clem. I got that name from this character named Clem from Plum Landing. I got those fish one at a time so after clem died we got another one named rainbow. And my last one was named delta after rainbow died. Delta’s dead and I have just my cats named Miles and Paipai
Fish don’t die too easily, it’s just owners that don’t give them the right cages. For example, keeping betas together can result in them killing eachother, ( there literally called fighting fish ) keeping them in a fish bowl, ( which is bad because they are to small ) and most people don’t know these things because they never do any bit of research but only ask the pet store workers that only lie to make you buy the fish.
one of my best friends had a goldfish that has been kept alive for over a decade and was the size of a footballs before it died. His name was Neptune and my friend would joke that centuries from now, archaeologists will uncover an underground lake full of other goldish, and they will find Neptune as the size of a whale and he will bestow grand wisdom upon those who find him.
I actually have the most loveful cat in existence, she would come over and start doing miauh until you start petting her, she would come straight up to you and start purring just because you exist, and she never has done any damn damage to any human or animal
“Turtles are the most boring shit ever” has got to be so relatable, to the point where we just completely ignore it, also, the reason I bought one was for the sole reason of bringing it to the “Bring your pets” school event or something
@@jasonberryman1035 this has nothing to do about pets but I remember a couple years ago, I was near a pond with snapping turtles, those mfs are pissed all the time, but it was a nice place to look at to relax. I had come home from a track meet and it was getting dark, but I just wanted to look at the pond. I walk there, and I’m just relaxing, taking in fresh air, having a good time. Then comes a crackhead? I don’t know what was wrong with the dude but he could barely walk, and he fell in the pond, and I started laughing until he screamed “OW SHIT” and he got up with a snapping turtle, mouth wide open, looking like a cobra. I look closer, and the turtle bit off the tip of his finger. The dude then got out of the pool, cursing and shit, and he walked somewhere I couldn’t see, then he came back with a shovel. I knew he was gonna try to kill it, but it was still in the cobra stance thing, I thought he was gonna get bit again. This mf walked up to it, AND CUT ITS GODDAMN HEAD OFF! It looked like something you’d see in a old samurai movie, he did it in one clean stroke too. That scared the shit outta me and I ran home, where my mom and dad were just watching tv. That image has been stuck in my mind like how you stare at a light and look away
I own a turtle from petsmart, and I actually really like her. But snapping turtles are honestly terrifying. She's not as interesting as my dog but I still like her.
Naw i let my turtle walk around in a hamster ball and it follows me around. If its boring to you it probably just doesn't like you. He also likes being petted on the head.
literally saw this video after a whole while, tbh, as a cat lover, i had actually awesome experiences, cats that are nice and overly loving, laying with you, letting you hold or hug them, i'm not too much of a dog person though, i like both of 'em though but yeah cats can be absolute menaces who don't care about you whatsoever
Man, nothing can replace the bond between a human and a doggo. Raising a puppy is the best thing ever, and as you said, it is absolutely heartbreaking to lose one. My sweet girl Gianna is almost 8 years old, and we've had her since 3 weeks old. I'm 17 now, and we've grown up together. My parents separated, and she has been by my side every single day. I know it will be her time in a few years, and I tear up thinking about it. But when she goes, we will bury her next to our past dog, her companion, Sammy. And it will be in the same field that he is in, that they both loved. Gianna Rose is my entire world, and I will be by her side until the end. I love you, baby girl.
I had two cats at one point, and no joke, they were like the angel and devil on you shoulder. One was a demon never wanting to be touched, the other would love and cuddle with you like a dog. Both have passed sadly, I loved them both
I had a cat. He was my Son, and he was named Gunther. I also had another cat. She was my daughter, and she was named Phoebe. I loved them both dearly. They were so quirky and adorable. I loved them. Rest In Peace.
That cat rant has to be some of the funniest shit i've ever seen in my life, Especially the ending
Hairless cat part got me the most and I own three cats with hair
These cats these cats just make ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!?!!??????🤬
These cats got me fucked up ON MY MAMMA THEY GOT ME FUCKED UP 🤣🤣🤣😭
Is this Gintma fan in a wild😳
@@darealmvp4870 “NEXT TIME I SEE ONE, ITS ON SIGHT”
Apparently hamsters can hibernate, and it becomes difficult to distinguish if it's dead or not. So, there's a chance that Tony probably woke up inside the trash bag.
Uh oh
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As a vietnamese kid making nikes in a basement, i can confirm that only creepy dudes own hairless cats
what you doing get back to work
Bro if my Jordan’s get delayed cause u too busy commenting on UA-cam instead of working for £0.45 an hour, imma throw hands stg
Get back to the work or I am beefin wit u
Get to work or else i mma throw hands.
nike kinda mid
My cat has been shitting on the floor everyday for like 3 months now
Same
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mine chose the tub for some time, but strangely enough she shat in her litter box for the first time in months just a few hours before my other cat died and since then she’s been only going in the litter box. this happened 3 days ago, he wasn’t even inside at the time when she did it so i was so confused how she knew 👀👀👀
And if you are u using scented litter maybe ur cat doesn’t like it u gotta use regular litter before using scented for a while
Changes in behavior can signify health problems if this wasnt something your cat did before. My senior cat started shitting on the floor in his last leg of life because his arthiritis got so bad his back legs didnt work. Cats generally like to shit in one area and keep things tidy
The moment a hamster is born, their fate is sealed to die in the most horrific way
"you are die"
death by: tv wire chew
Sadly thats mostly true. My brother got a plethora of hamsters like last year and oh my god... They got killed in of the most brutal ways I've ever encountered. One by one died and mercilessly. The most brutal out of all was a rat beheaded one of them. All of them died
@@oksomynameisjeff4212 oh nah that rat a menace
ikr
@Fetus for Jesus oh wow
this man went from hostile to wholesome to hostile in two seconds and i love it
edit: wtf are these replies
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
@@theultimatelol9570 NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYEEE
@@theultimatelol9570 this comment made me come from a smile to a frown
BRUH, MY DANM CAT PLAY FETCH, ION KNOW WHAT DANM CAT YOU SEEN BUT IT SURE AS HELL IAN MINE, plus ye cats r bitches, BUT ITS FUNNY THO, ATLEAST CAT"S WONT TAKE A BEATING AND ACTAULLY FIGHT BACK.
@@dont4skmeN1x67 NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
I disagree. The best pets are clearly rocks. Don't gotta feed them, they're obedient, and they live forever
also there good for stopping intruders
Facts bro! I hate when people beef with rocks be kicking them or tossing them around. Like bruh, what the fuck it do to you! Next time I see a rock hater it’s on sight fr💢♦️
What about guns? I argue that they're better pets. They are like rocks but cooler.
@@fullmetaltheorist my pet rock ain’t gonna kill me if my toddler gets a hold of it. Pet rock’s better.
Rocks aren't even alive bro wth
4:47 fun fact I’m pretty sure your hamster just hibernate because hamsters tend to hibernate, so maybe you just buried your hamster alive😂
As a cat owner the cat rant had me dying😂
Same here
Cat slave*
Not funny cause he's letting parasite know not to get a cat then we have sick individuals hurting and killed cats
@@amenandhis7kids724 no he isnt
frr same
i feel like all cat owners can agree but god damn for some reason its also the reason why they're so fun and adorable 💀
My entire life I had about 6 cats. Being a person who thrives off negativity really helped me stick with them.
I HATE CATS TOO
i have 3 cats and only 1 of them are acceptable
the one that is acceptable lays around and tries to get my attention and doesn't get mad if i play with it and doesn't attack me if i pet it too long
one just lays around
the other is just mean
@@Oggy7894 Those are basically the only 3 types of cats that exist
-Constantly wants your love and attention
-Does nothing
-Asshole
I don't think I've had anything in between and my family has had 6 cats
@@Oggy7894 those are rare I know 2 cats that will just walk up to me and won’t scratch they are some of the only nice cats I have met
I feel like the dumber the cat, the less capacity they have to hate the entire universe. Only enough room in their head for love (But mainly food)
I had a pet squirrel once, it’s mother was hit by a car in the middle of the road, and this little 2 week old squirrel is just sitting in the middle of a sidewalk, so I took him home, and it lived with us happily for 6 whole years, RIP peanut the squirrel.
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paraphrasing my fav comedian here:
dogs are like long term relationships, lotta commitment and lotta work involved for the relationship to thrive
cats are like room partners, they be lying at their own vibe and so will you... easy peasy
Abishek Upmanyu fan spotted?
@@mozo_zob aaaur bhaaai… agaya swad??? XD
@@siddhantrasaily4836 potato potato pututu. lmfaoo XD
Same with cats
@@Ilikesceptile11 some people dont realize if you want a cat to like you you have to be nice to them lol
Common mistake but the turtle from gumball is a soft shell turtle, due to their weaker shells they have developed hyper aggressive attitudes to ward off predators
Then howcome weak people arent aggressive?
@@youtubestudiosucks978 Have you ever seen anything try to eat a weak person every single day?
@@evolvedbread1370 bullying gets weird sometimes. Bullies even grape if they think they can get away with it so they do "eat" weak people sexually.
People really need to raise their kids so they dont turn into psycho's that think they can "eat" others
@@youtubestudiosucks978 no that is not what I meant, I mean literally eat a person. Soft shelled turtles are agressive to protect itself from everyday predators but weak people do not need to be always agressive towards everything since a threat to their lives is very rare
@@evolvedbread1370 still sucks that nobody raises their kids right anymore and they turn into grapist...
I can't tell if he's serious or not, but he's doing it in a funny way so I'm entertained.
I mean, this the same guy that said he wants to fuck a train
He's fuckin serious pets sucks ass the do nothing and consumes food money medicine
@@raidameir emotional support
@@rozie5642 Yeah, turtle emotional support, it shits, bites and moans. Turtle 1 - 0 Depression.
@@rozie5642 they give ain't no emotional support only if it's a monke
I swear I gotta be the only one that had a good time owning a cat, my cat wasn't annoying, actually played with me and was friendly, just basically had the brain of a dog
same but people that don't own cats think they're bad and i don't blame them
and i have 4
yeah same
Cats dont love you like dogs they just doing for the food
@@chwow1553 but eventually, they bond but not as much as a dog but they still love you
This vid is less of a ranking and more just us witnessing your pet related PTSD lmao
I had a dog named Spot for pretty much my entire childhood, and he died about a year ago. The day he died was the worst day of my entire life, and it isn't even close. Dogs become real members of your family
i do agree with this because when i was 5 i got my dogs taken away because they would be annoying to family sometimes and when they did i was crying for hours
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When I thought my day couldn’t get better, this mans upload
Legit makes me smile everytime he uploads
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I make similiar videos tap in
@@rob2cold410 I got you fam 🤝
@@joeltaylorthethird5443 what'd you think?
We hav to protect this man at all cost, his humor is elite
My humor is elite too just saying me and degenerocity make similar content
@@Account-jn7xuwell tbh man that's why I'm self promoting to get myself on people's recommended lol but it'd be cool if you watched a vid and gave constructive criticism
Don't say stupid things.
FAX
@@senakuma9985 No.
Dogs🐕: this person feeds me, Waters me, and loves me, they must be God.
Cats🐈⬛: this person feeds me, Waters me, and loves me, I must be God.
Males sense to the P.O.V of others
fuck you watering your dog for
Balls
@@Thesadcryingman Give this man a round of applause, he said the thing.
@@Thesadcryingman👏👏
I had a pet turtle. The only pet I ever had. His name was Webster, an African turtle breed. I found him outside my house and would wash, feed, and play with him everyday. On the weekdays, I would ask my sister to watch and clean him while I was getting my edumacation. So one day, my sister took him outside to clean him and his tube. After she finished cleaning him, she put him on ground then began cleaning his tub.
And before I continue I must say this, Webster was a sob. That turtle was the Usain Bolt of reptiles. So I would make sure to keep close eyes on him. Back to the story, she was cleaning the tub and decided to check her phone. The next minute Webster was gone, no trace of him was to be found.
Yeah so my turtle ran away while I was away. I missed that brown-shelled bastard.
Turtles and tortoises are awesome
Dude….my pet turtle did the same thing while my mom left him unattended. Man these turtles ain’t grateful
My turtle likes biting
Bro turtles can escape in the strangest ways.
@@Skyypixelgamer RIGHT?????? LIKE HOW
There’s this charm of commentary channel genre where the amount of editing for each reaction and scripts of their own lifestyle makes it easy and entertaining to watch like Degenerocity, Ibbz, Kneecaps, Apandah, etc.
Edit: Speaking about Beluga from the thumbnail. Gotta give him some credit, figuring out and breaking the algorithm like Dream and Joshdub did. Yeah his content is family friendly-ish, although it’s unique (that doesn’t mean it’s good just distinct and recognizable) content to enjoy at first glance at least
Omg
Don't forget Spantz and Aztrosist
Beluga is litteraly sleeper tier.
Glorified kids channel now
@@coledorillo6685 ONG, bro is not good at all
@@coledorillo6685 Beluga's ASS
As a cat owner i approve this masterpiece.
Also best moment 4:05
U mean cat slave ??🤨🤨
@@cjlegarcon2953 😔
Cat slave gang
Maine coon gang?
@@cjlegarcon2953 dude dogs are slaves what animal just let you slap them y’all want a slave not a friend I love dogs but still cats don’t let you slap them tf what living thing do besides dogs that’s not a good before you say it is lmao
7:46 fella, that’s a soft shelled turtle & they’re quite fragile so that ain’t no trap mouthed Boulder.
i had a cat named shiver who was the sweetest boy ever, he loved kisses and being held like a baby he was cuddly and would raise random kittens like he was their mother even letting one nurse on him once. he drank water with his paw and loved donuts and ham he was super talkative too. i miss him a lot, rip shiver
Black people can't relate 💔
But in all seriousness tho shiver sounded like a sweet onr
My cat is named ollie and he is the devil all he does is make scary noises and he attacks anyone without any interaction. But i still love him very much.
@@maomaomaimaimao What about black people? Black people can't have pets you say? Never knew....
@@asmlm7360 it was a poorly executed joke poopfa e
@@maomaomaimaimao 😐
I love this man, the way he puts these random images in his videos but makes it work is truly beautiful.
Every clip and pic for the cat bit was funny asf bruh
That's probably very difficult to edit too
@@meicc398❤
I've never been a pet owner until now but all I can say is that...
Humans are the best pets to have, I usually keep them in the basement and they seem happy for the most part. If you want to be a human owner, you can always lure them with money or candies.
true! how long have you had your human?
@@silverwind0614 just a year old? he sounds adorable! don't worry, they stop asking for their parents eventually. i'm the proud owner of two (a boy and a girl) and they both stopped asking when they were about four years old. they don't really talk anymore.
@@outofchicken- Hmmm....is it good that they don't talk anymore. Mine did stop talking to me recently and it bothers me. I don't tell him about the 'incident' because I don't want him to commit suicide or self-harm. For the record, it not because I genuinely care for the 3 or 4 year old (didn't ask for his age, didn't care) I mainly want him to be in mint condition. I believe that he is out of hope and that he believes that his existant is meaningless, which is completely false. I was there for you when you were abandoned and hopeless. It isn't my fault that your parents pulled a ,"all my friends are dead, Push Me To The EDGE!", quite literally. Rant over, but any suggestions on how to combat his depression?🐿🤔
Excuse me what
@@benjaminmartinez7480 I am keeping a human. Have you never heard of it?🐿😁
Cat rant was pure purrfection (love the little gremlins tho ❤️)
My grandmother owned a lot of cats. When she died there was only one left. His name is sly. Never hated anyone or got annoyed. When we went to stay at her place when she passed he was sad. He knew. He always came up to us for pets. Better yet he was deaf. Not all cats are bad.
My grandmother got him off the streets. He was abandoned.
cats are great
This video is made of irony
I’m a good cat person and every cat that sees me, knows me, they are the best with me and I love cat and they are loving, and I love black cats
Cats are nice if you know cats.
My dog passed away in November. 3 days before I would've seen him for Thanksgiving break. Homie was around for 13 years of my life and was kicking like a puppy till the end. I feel like a part of me left when he passed and still feel it to this day. I never would feel like that for any other animal.
Are you okay now BROKI!!!!???!
As a turtle owner, turtles can climb out of their tanks sometimes. My turtle did that once, we found her in my closet a day later.
I think you mean tortoise
im not forgiving them for taking my plastic straws
I own a turtle and I found him under my bed, several feet from where their tank was
I think turtles are cool
something actually sad about chiuaua's is that all the "mean" ones either have been or are being abused they're actually adorable and nice
turtles are just rocks with legs
😂
Yeah
Omg this comment is so funny I can't stop laughing 😭
Fr😂
How dare you
My prediction:
He said Dogs are the best, so his worst are definitely Cats
Extremely based behaviour
@Ryan Wills you're not a good pet...
Another based opinion by Degenerocity, Flight's the best dolphin tbh.
true
No.
Dogs; a mans best friend, Horses; helped mankind for over 3000 years before dogs
As a cat lover, I agree with every single thing you said.
as a cat hater, i agree with every single thing he said
@@npc4416 you don't have to go around telling people how much you hate cats
@@aaahhh4130 yes i do
@@boredy573 complain, what else do you expect me to do
@Bendu fr
“What am I a squirrelologist?” Had me crying 💀💀
Cats are for the single person that spends a ton of time away from home. Quiet, don't need to take it on walks, and it doesn't get depressed when you leave it alone for 8-12 hours of the day.
Sounds like you just don't want a pet bro
@@Debilm4nzs-zu9bc Some pets can handle being alone more than others along with having different needs. Do you expect a goldfish to be taken on walks or do you not count anything as a pet cept dogs lmao.
@@bobob9969 dogs are peak pets fuck cats
My cats hate when I’m away they’re needy asf
They do get depressed bro tf you talking ab?
5:42 bro i screamed when that thing went up is arm 😭
Me too
I had a pet snake. I named him Slithers.
I had him for about 2 years. Then he died. Not because we mistreated him, but because he got hurt, and the cut got infected.
He was very sweet, only accidentally bit my mom once, and I miss him.
Not all snakes are mean, he was a very chill ball python. I held him and he liked to try and slither behind my neck and once he tried to go down my shirt because I was warm, but that’s besides the point.
R.I.P Slithers, you were loved.
RIP to your snake
I cried reading that
Turtle 🐢>>>
Ball pythons are W pets, I have one and he's just so chill I love him
Rip
11:51 the beginning of insanity. I feel the same way.
My uncle used to have a pet rabbit.But since they lived in Africa one time the rabbit was went out of the house,Then the neighbor found it and decided to cook it. My mom said he was upset for days😂
My people struck again 💀💀
Dayum 💀😂😂😂
Bet that shit was delicious tho?!
cant blame the neighbor, rabbits are delicious
Literally the same thing happened to me.
My cat is actually chill fr I’ve never been bit by him and he’s chill with people who he doesn’t know.
As somebody who owned a hamster, she lived for 2 and a half years. [Which is really long for a hammy] Her name was angela, and she was easily the best hamster ever. She died from old age, and we were there in her last moments. We put her in a floral box [Sorta like a small coffin] and burried her under a large tree on a trail. RIP Angela, she was best hammy.
And also, I can fully agree on the cat thing with only _one_ of my past cats. I now have a cat named beatle and he's so sweet. He loves pets, and cuddles. And I used to have a cat named echobod who was a sweet old man in the body of a cat.
ok but they suck
Fuck hamsters
This guy: *rants about cats*
Beerus: _Peace was never an option._
Yup
Well you just prove his point even further
As beerus I can confirm
Animal Timestamps
0:03 Bees
0:05 Ants
0:08 Wasps
0:23 Animals That Are Food
1:49 Fish/Goldfish
3:07 Hamsters
4:55 Rabbits
5:12 Snakes
5:13 Spiders
5:14 Sugar Glider
5:16 Monkeys
5:22 Lions/Tigers
5:42 Tarantulas
5:51 Squirrels
5:53 Raccoons
5:54 Foxes
5:55 Deer
6:24 Turtles
9:54 Dogs
11:51 Cats
13:46 Gorilla In A Top Hat
last one da best💯
The unfunny guy in the comments trying to get likes
I'm so sad bc there's no guinea pigs ; (
Underrated comment
That ??? is a sugar glider
11:20 as someone who recently lost his dog, can confirm
Enjoy every moment with them, because you never know when the next moment could be the last one
i had a cat once, he was the sweetest thing ever
he was the only exception
his name was boots and he always wanted to be cuddled, stroked and played with, when the rare occurrence that he wasnt in the mood for it he wouldnt get aggressive he'd just get up
I got a fatass cat that never scratches or bites or gets mad
@@ckarts5784 ok i just let my cats bite i play with em i care bout them they care bout me i feed them i live my life with them
@@noobonmobile419 yea my cat is fat but cuz her original owners neglected her and i love her very much
most cats arent as bad as he says, hes just an idiot.
@@ckarts5784 She must’ve been very happy when she bonded with you. Those original owners are💀💀💀
As a proud owner of 2 cats, everything you said is straight fax, i was fucking dying
Same
My cat act more like lazy dog, he plays and snuggles with me but sleep for like half the day lmao, the only time my cat gets mad is when I carry him
I have a cat and except for when it's meal time, idfk where it is or what's it doing
I dont he realises you can train cats too
Fr they be plotting our downfalls
A dude ranting so angrily at FUCKING CATS gotta be hilarious man. This is the content I miss, just a genuine dude sayibn genuine, real shit. Thank you
Tell you youve never owned a cat😂
I guess all my loving, playful cats have been outliers.
11:40 "btw i hate goats" got me dead bro
As a person who has lost 2 dogs so far, I agree with what you say about losing one. It feels like a beloved family member has died and passed on.
That is just everything you care about, you could even lose one of your favourite characters from some shows and cry for weeks
@@andreinaf i don't cry over fictional deaths at all. the only times I've cried were over close relative's deaths.
@@thelilestgoober true i have 2 dogs and i lost one dog 3 months ago on march 28 im still saddened by the passing of my dog and im also sorry fro the passing of your dog..
Same bro, my first dog was there before me, but like i grew up with him, hes buryied in our backyard after that like a 2or 2 years later we got another one, same race btw they are all american Staffordshire terrier (might be wrong my english is not that great) but he died later shortly after a new years night due to a tumor he had inner blooding threw it and they couldnt rescue him.... We or better my parents cuz it was too much for me buried him also in our backyard...which is btw illegal in Germany for whatever reason but i dont care, neither my parents nor my friends like most people dont even know thats a thing and many also dont care cuz well its our dog we wont just give him or her away because some crappy law...(tbh im not even sure if that law is actually real if it is i also wouldnt care)....Half a years or one and a half years later , we got our current dog... I just love dogs i grew up with them, i will probably not get one in the future when i move out sadly,cuz y know job stuff and everything i wanna do UA-cam and stuff... Im not sure if i would be a good owner cuz i probably wouldnt have enough time for a dog... And i would never get one, if i cant give him a good life thats just.... that would be Screwed up and just shit
This goes with most pets because with any pets I’ve owned,(cats, dogs, etc, i always felt like I had lost a part of my family.
another absolute classic, one of your best videos for sure. That cats rant at the end was the funniest shit I've seen in a while, shit had me wheezing and tearing up
No.
@@scottchaison1001 mk
@@lord-x1869 ?
My cat is chill af he doesn't mind cuddling and he never scratches
12:27 would be great without context
12:22 he Talkin like It was Personal
My dog died 3 weeks ago and this video hits hard when you mentioned that it feels like you lose a family member when your dog dies
R.I.P. ya dog 😔🙏🏾
Damn i felt that before i got a new one tho
Damn I don’t own a dog, but I can relate
RIP to your dog
R.I.P to your dog, I'm so sorry that it happened, whenever it does it hurts more than anything. May he rest in peace
13:43 Definitely worth watching just for this
"don't get me wrong, I believe in animals rights. The right for them to be in my McChicken." -Degenerocity 2022
(Thanks for over 400 likes, I thought I would get only 50 as a maximum.)
(I can't believe I'm doing a second edit, but thank you for 600 likes!)
An amazing quote that I live by. They'll either die and turn into food for me or they'll die in the jaws of another animal.
*Yes*
This is the most amazing quote ever. I agree with it.
beautiful.
My dog died last Thursday and I don't think I'll ever recover
I loved him with all my heart and I'm sure he knew that too, but man I wish I had done more to show how much more I loved him before he suddenly got sick and passed the 2 days afterwards
R.I.P Max, hope you're doing well up there 😔
R.I.P Max, so sorry for your loss and best wishes💔
RIP Max
RIP Max, I’m sure he was a good boi. Just know that even though he’s no longer with us, he will always be by your side.
actually, my cat, Firefly, is usually a sweetie. even though she's timid she will accept belly rubbings and comes up to snuggle me, she will often playfully scratch me but not because she's angry.
oml your cat is named firefly? thats so precious
@@kvilhs211 yeah, my parents named her after the show
a
did i ask?
@@i.love.mrbudgell you should have
The amazing world of gumball lied. turtles can feel their shell because of how many nerves are inside of it 💀
Forgot to mention that dogs will literally sacrifice their life for you, like they will do anything to protect their owners. They really the realest ones.
Good for them
Have you seen a cat protect children, they can be ruthless
if i had to i would rather fight a dog than a cat they be scratchin you up as soon as you get close but just my opinion
@@tyrelle2824 Don't be blind you forget dogs do the same expect they bit you when you get close.
@@andromeda32916 look gman they aren't like soldiers they do it for a bigger cause dogs don't
12:20 got me dying 💀💀
“ON MAH MAMAH DEES CATS GOT ME FUCKED UP!!!” 12:34
When I was little, I had an goldfish that lived up to 9-ish 10 years. All he did was swim around and that was probably one of the worst pets I have ever owned.
As a cat owner of two, I totally rofl at the end. Idk why I love those two beings that act like I‘m their sugar mama and just occasionally give me attention when they feel like it. 😂
Ya I have too cats to
I have a cat but it acts like a dog so I’m not sure if it counts
@@StonkersMemesTurtle 🐢>>>
I really started laughing when he got to hairless cats because I have one. She is very sweet and affectionate, but she also gets very greasy if you don't bathe her every week.
dude, there's a scientific reason
apparently cats have these bacteria that infects prey and makes them less scared of the cat, but it infects humans too and makes us more friendly towards them
I genuinely agree with every single thing this man here said. You're fucking hilarious dude. I didn't had a laugh like that in like a week or something. Keep making banger videos like this. I wish you success.
Train fucking?
This fucker gave me a belly laugh so hard I couldn’t see from the tears in my eyes good shit bro banger fucking vid🤣
No.
No
I've never had to pause a video for making me laugh too hard. Honestly love this dudes channel . 😭
as a cat owner, enjoyer and lover, I agree with everything you said.
I'm scared for your cat(s?).
@@chocolateaddictedartist5924 nah you should be scared for ME 😭😭😭
@Command Center they're the one missing out. Not you
@@borntobeheadedd fax I agree with what he said as a cat owner, I would square up with one fling one go to the bottom deps of he-llo you under stand what I'm saying tho
2:48 this clip gave me ideas 👹
what do u mean by that 🤨
@@aprilcherryfiel4350he means it gave him an idea
Nahhhh he got other ideas
This man is up there with Sun Tzu in terms of wisdom
No.
@@scottchaison1001 whoooosh
As a person who used to own beta fish, I loved feeding them. My mom and I used to go to petco to get a beta fish. I didn’t really have any kits to keep the fish alive. Each lasted a couple years without it. My first fish was named Clem. I got that name from this character named Clem from Plum Landing. I got those fish one at a time so after clem died we got another one named rainbow. And my last one was named delta after rainbow died. Delta’s dead and I have just my cats named Miles and Paipai
Fish don’t die too easily, it’s just owners that don’t give them the right cages. For example, keeping betas together can result in them killing eachother, ( there literally called fighting fish ) keeping them in a fish bowl, ( which is bad because they are to small ) and most people don’t know these things because they never do any bit of research but only ask the pet store workers that only lie to make you buy the fish.
If you can’t afford a nice tank you shouldn’t have one in the first place.
@@KingDrakoTyrell it literally isn't that deep
@@nottjerr702 yep, your right. Goldfish bowls aren’t very deep.
@@KingDrakoTyrell lmaoo😂😂
If you a cat enjoyer don’t watch past 11:45
To late
I was late
2 Late & I’m a Cat Luver
aight so I shot my screen with a bb gun
i agreed with everything he said but thats why i love them 😭
one of my best friends had a goldfish that has been kept alive for over a decade and was the size of a footballs before it died. His name was Neptune and my friend would joke that centuries from now, archaeologists will uncover an underground lake full of other goldish, and they will find Neptune as the size of a whale and he will bestow grand wisdom upon those who find him.
I just cannot stop laughing the whole video, you did great 😂
No.
@@scottchaison1001 shut up and leave
How is it funny if he says that its true?
13:46 thank you Degenerocity
We love the gift 😊
"I believe in animals rights...
...to be in my McChicken."
-Sun Tzu probably
Me: "How can you hate cats?"
Him: Reminds me about those hairless chihuahua-cat equivalents
Me: *so thats why*
I actually have the most loveful cat in existence, she would come over and start doing miauh until you start petting her, she would come straight up to you and start purring just because you exist, and she never has done any damn damage to any human or animal
Had?
That’s what they all say
@@388C4CGREEN yeah sadly, we had to give her away cuz money
@@feelinghunter3279 yes
Mans really snitched on his moms kidnapping turtles. RESPECT
How my mom explains me to her friends: 11:58
Dam
You just got EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
He wasn't dead he was hibernating
“Turtles are the most boring shit ever” has got to be so relatable, to the point where we just completely ignore it, also, the reason I bought one was for the sole reason of bringing it to the “Bring your pets” school event or something
Gotta get you a snapping turtle like Godzilla
@@jasonberryman1035 this has nothing to do about pets but I remember a couple years ago, I was near a pond with snapping turtles, those mfs are pissed all the time, but it was a nice place to look at to relax. I had come home from a track meet and it was getting dark, but I just wanted to look at the pond. I walk there, and I’m just relaxing, taking in fresh air, having a good time. Then comes a crackhead? I don’t know what was wrong with the dude but he could barely walk, and he fell in the pond, and I started laughing until he screamed “OW SHIT” and he got up with a snapping turtle, mouth wide open, looking like a cobra. I look closer, and the turtle bit off the tip of his finger. The dude then got out of the pool, cursing and shit, and he walked somewhere I couldn’t see, then he came back with a shovel. I knew he was gonna try to kill it, but it was still in the cobra stance thing, I thought he was gonna get bit again. This mf walked up to it, AND CUT ITS GODDAMN HEAD OFF! It looked like something you’d see in a old samurai movie, he did it in one clean stroke too. That scared the shit outta me and I ran home, where my mom and dad were just watching tv. That image has been stuck in my mind like how you stare at a light and look away
I own a turtle from petsmart, and I actually really like her. But snapping turtles are honestly terrifying. She's not as interesting as my dog but I still like her.
Naw i let my turtle walk around in a hamster ball and it follows me around. If its boring to you it probably just doesn't like you. He also likes being petted on the head.
literally saw this video after a whole while, tbh, as a cat lover, i had actually awesome experiences, cats that are nice and overly loving, laying with you, letting you hold or hug them, i'm not too much of a dog person though, i like both of 'em though
but yeah cats can be absolute menaces who don't care about you whatsoever
8:13 Idk why this made me laugh but 💀
Finding this channel recently was the best early Christmas gift ever
13:11 what did I do😢
Lol
Exist
Be lazy
Eat lasagne
Be orange
The dog section was actually so wholesome
12:53 boy look like Dobbie 😂😂
Yeah
13:09
Nah but hello kitty island adventure is goated
13:13
Shane Dawson: Dont mind if I do
get outta here with that 💀
You didnt..
Nahhh💀💀💀💀
YOU DIDNT 💀
Ha
Man, nothing can replace the bond between a human and a doggo. Raising a puppy is the best thing ever, and as you said, it is absolutely heartbreaking to lose one. My sweet girl Gianna is almost 8 years old, and we've had her since 3 weeks old. I'm 17 now, and we've grown up together. My parents separated, and she has been by my side every single day. I know it will be her time in a few years, and I tear up thinking about it. But when she goes, we will bury her next to our past dog, her companion, Sammy. And it will be in the same field that he is in, that they both loved. Gianna Rose is my entire world, and I will be by her side until the end. I love you, baby girl.
Yea bro dog meat tastes amazing! Make sure to fatten it up
@@doritos4956 bruh wtf
@@doritos4956 there's dark humor and then there's being unnecessarily edgy like you
@@miracles4219 I am not edgy I am just a dick who ruins wholesome posts
Shout out to this dude to he also wrote an essay bro like god I can't write an essay my self in a hour like how long does it take to do this
8:01 accurate representation of degenerocity's house
IDK why so many people have awful cats like every cat I’ve ever owned has been cuddly and chill af with everyone.
I had two cats at one point, and no joke, they were like the angel and devil on you shoulder. One was a demon never wanting to be touched, the other would love and cuddle with you like a dog. Both have passed sadly, I loved them both
Legends never die
Naw you simping to love an animal that doesn't care about you
I had a cat. He was my Son, and he was named Gunther. I also had another cat. She was my daughter, and she was named Phoebe. I loved them both dearly. They were so quirky and adorable. I loved them. Rest In Peace.
There's no way I'm not laughing my ass of at that cat rant, especially since I know I can't get a cat 🤣🤣
Dog:My human feeds and bathes me.He must be god.
Cat:My human feeds and bathes me.I must be god.