PETS are the WORST

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  • @yukina4015
    @yukina4015 2 роки тому +6650

    That cat rant has to be some of the funniest shit i've ever seen in my life, Especially the ending

    • @fourface3565
      @fourface3565 2 роки тому +200

      Hairless cat part got me the most and I own three cats with hair

    • @maggymentats6216
      @maggymentats6216 2 роки тому +183

      These cats these cats just make ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!?!!??????🤬

    • @darealmvp4870
      @darealmvp4870 2 роки тому +164

      These cats got me fucked up ON MY MAMMA THEY GOT ME FUCKED UP 🤣🤣🤣😭

    • @Amir427.
      @Amir427. 2 роки тому +13

      Is this Gintma fan in a wild😳

    • @flimmytoast
      @flimmytoast 2 роки тому +80

      @@darealmvp4870 “NEXT TIME I SEE ONE, ITS ON SIGHT”

  • @JoNarDLoLz
    @JoNarDLoLz 2 роки тому +21966

    Apparently hamsters can hibernate, and it becomes difficult to distinguish if it's dead or not. So, there's a chance that Tony probably woke up inside the trash bag.

  • @siddhantrasaily4836
    @siddhantrasaily4836 2 місяці тому +260

    paraphrasing my fav comedian here:
    dogs are like long term relationships, lotta commitment and lotta work involved for the relationship to thrive
    cats are like room partners, they be lying at their own vibe and so will you... easy peasy

    • @mozo_zob
      @mozo_zob Місяць тому +3

      Abishek Upmanyu fan spotted?

    • @siddhantrasaily4836
      @siddhantrasaily4836 Місяць тому +2

      @@mozo_zob aaaur bhaaai… agaya swad??? XD

    • @mozo_zob
      @mozo_zob Місяць тому +2

      @@siddhantrasaily4836 potato potato pututu. lmfaoo XD

    • @Ilikesceptile11
      @Ilikesceptile11 19 днів тому

      Same with cats

  • @theperfectbotsteve4916
    @theperfectbotsteve4916 8 місяців тому +844

    turtles are just rocks with legs

  • @BlueLoveYT
    @BlueLoveYT 2 роки тому +22620

    I disagree. The best pets are clearly rocks. Don't gotta feed them, they're obedient, and they live forever

    • @CertifiedZoony
      @CertifiedZoony 2 роки тому +2310

      also there good for stopping intruders

    • @perksof2700
      @perksof2700 2 роки тому +1328

      Facts bro! I hate when people beef with rocks be kicking them or tossing them around. Like bruh, what the fuck it do to you! Next time I see a rock hater it’s on sight fr💢♦️

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist 2 роки тому +431

      What about guns? I argue that they're better pets. They are like rocks but cooler.

    • @merzbowbb
      @merzbowbb 2 роки тому +622

      @@fullmetaltheorist my pet rock ain’t gonna kill me if my toddler gets a hold of it. Pet rock’s better.

    • @Matthew-xz7vl
      @Matthew-xz7vl 2 роки тому +28

      Rocks aren't even alive bro wth

  • @vinhngo9205
    @vinhngo9205 2 роки тому +22924

    As a vietnamese kid making nikes in a basement, i can confirm that only creepy dudes own hairless cats

    • @hashi.
      @hashi. 2 роки тому +2532

      what you doing get back to work

    • @romd0m786
      @romd0m786 2 роки тому +1916

      Bro if my Jordan’s get delayed cause u too busy commenting on UA-cam instead of working for £0.45 an hour, imma throw hands stg

    • @perplexed1783
      @perplexed1783 2 роки тому +530

      Get back to the work or I am beefin wit u

    • @fulmanikhalkho4694
      @fulmanikhalkho4694 2 роки тому +249

      Get to work or else i mma throw hands.

    • @luciddream5055
      @luciddream5055 2 роки тому +54

      nike kinda mid

  • @fIourine
    @fIourine 6 місяців тому +77

    My cat has been shitting on the floor everyday for like 3 months now

    • @kvincent0593
      @kvincent0593 6 місяців тому +1

      Same

    • @Dev_is_not_real
      @Dev_is_not_real 6 місяців тому +1

      💀

    • @duneeaaasha
      @duneeaaasha 2 місяці тому

      mine chose the tub for some time, but strangely enough she shat in her litter box for the first time in months just a few hours before my other cat died and since then she’s been only going in the litter box. this happened 3 days ago, he wasn’t even inside at the time when she did it so i was so confused how she knew 👀👀👀

  • @heatherpolizzano3186
    @heatherpolizzano3186 6 місяців тому +226

    Dogs🐕: this person feeds me, Waters me, and loves me, they must be God.
    Cats🐈‍⬛: this person feeds me, Waters me, and loves me, I must be God.

    • @JustinCarbaugh
      @JustinCarbaugh 5 місяців тому +4

      Males sense to the P.O.V of others

    • @deloader
      @deloader 2 місяці тому

      fuck you watering your dog for

  • @thatgirlfellowgal7669
    @thatgirlfellowgal7669 2 роки тому +3692

    The moment a hamster is born, their fate is sealed to die in the most horrific way

    • @SuchieeSRG
      @SuchieeSRG 2 роки тому +91

      "you are die"
      death by: tv wire chew

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 2 роки тому +95

      Sadly thats mostly true. My brother got a plethora of hamsters like last year and oh my god... They got killed in of the most brutal ways I've ever encountered. One by one died and mercilessly. The most brutal out of all was a rat beheaded one of them. All of them died

    • @MadoMacid
      @MadoMacid 2 роки тому

      @@oksomynameisjeff4212 oh nah that rat a menace

    • @potatoshark1238
      @potatoshark1238 2 роки тому +4

      ikr

    • @letmechangemyusername
      @letmechangemyusername 2 роки тому +4

      @Fetus for Jesus oh wow

  • @balls7924
    @balls7924 2 роки тому +10460

    Owning a monkey is like owning a toddler that can jump and run really fast

    • @personwitharat9039
      @personwitharat9039 2 роки тому +401

      It's all fun and games till it rips your face off

    • @albofrfr
      @albofrfr 2 роки тому +572

      @@personwitharat9039 yh apes and chimps are 8X stronger than us😔

    • @nero9506
      @nero9506 2 роки тому +79

      And kill you really fast

    • @jkam2393
      @jkam2393 2 роки тому +84

      And literally fuck you up

    • @styx20
      @styx20 2 роки тому +233

      It would be hell

  • @whylife8980
    @whylife8980 8 місяців тому +223

    My pet cat is only fantastic because she’s very dog like 🤣 Very loyal, quite friendly but also kinda shy, loves pets, gives kisses (though you’d prefer she not cause that tongue feels like a damn nail file on your skin), gives endless biscuits (seriously she can walk and biscuit at the same time) and gets serious zoomies therefore needs to play for 1 hour inside and 2 hours outside because she loves to climb trees and hunt. For a female cat, she’s the best out there especially since she was born to a feral litter. Sorry for chatting but I had to defend just my one cat cause my other cat is as typical as it gets when it comes to cats. She doesn’t maliciously bite, or scratch, or hiss or anything because she’s actually very affectionate (she gets it from her mom) and shy but, she doesn’t do fuck all but eat, shit, and sleep around. Boring ass cat. Doesn’t even like raw meat like any other normal meat eating animal. Useless cat 😭 Fuck cats most of time

    • @timo-2046
      @timo-2046 8 місяців тому +14

      Our family has scottish fold cats and they have all the positives of dogs, but they cats, it is awesome. But in my opinion with dogs it is 99% great and 1% bad. While with cats it is 50-50 either the best pet ever or the most evil mf you have ever owned.

    • @raghochadman
      @raghochadman 3 місяці тому +7

      I aint reading allat

    • @thepinkelephant2520
      @thepinkelephant2520 3 місяці тому +4

      Fr my great aunt’s cat is an absolute sweetheart and totally adorable, always comes up to greet us every time I visit ❤

    • @phantomknightencounterist
      @phantomknightencounterist Місяць тому +2

      I have a Norwegian forest cat. aka: F L U F F Y

    • @melanien25231
      @melanien25231 Місяць тому

      ​@@raghochadmanhampter

  • @Xtreme-qk5qg
    @Xtreme-qk5qg 10 місяців тому +83

    I have this dog named otis, hes like a pug/beagle mix. He is without a doubt, the friendliest doggo in the world. He barely shows hatred towards anyone. He even greeted the mailman a couple of times, like he rushed out the door just so a random stranger can have their dopamine intake.

  • @eskevizercetcevicetzercezium
    @eskevizercetcevicetzercezium Рік тому +7231

    this man went from hostile to wholesome to hostile in two seconds and i love it
    edit: wtf are these replies

    • @theultimatelol9570
      @theultimatelol9570 Рік тому +59

      NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
      NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
      NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

    • @dont4skmeN1x67
      @dont4skmeN1x67 Рік тому +30

      @@theultimatelol9570 NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
      NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYEEE

    • @youngstatic520
      @youngstatic520 Рік тому +58

      @@theultimatelol9570 this comment made me come from a smile to a frown

    • @sullyconner6352
      @sullyconner6352 Рік тому +30

      BRUH, MY DANM CAT PLAY FETCH, ION KNOW WHAT DANM CAT YOU SEEN BUT IT SURE AS HELL IAN MINE, plus ye cats r bitches, BUT ITS FUNNY THO, ATLEAST CAT"S WONT TAKE A BEATING AND ACTAULLY FIGHT BACK.

    • @BlackStar5685
      @BlackStar5685 Рік тому +8

      @@dont4skmeN1x67 NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU

  • @user-hy1ge7we5r
    @user-hy1ge7we5r 2 роки тому +2984

    My entire life I had about 6 cats. Being a person who thrives off negativity really helped me stick with them.

    • @npc4416
      @npc4416 2 роки тому +20

      I HATE CATS TOO

    • @Oggy7894
      @Oggy7894 2 роки тому +138

      i have 3 cats and only 1 of them are acceptable
      the one that is acceptable lays around and tries to get my attention and doesn't get mad if i play with it and doesn't attack me if i pet it too long
      one just lays around
      the other is just mean

    • @BlueStar44422
      @BlueStar44422 2 роки тому

      @@Oggy7894 Those are basically the only 3 types of cats that exist
      -Constantly wants your love and attention
      -Does nothing
      -Asshole
      I don't think I've had anything in between and my family has had 6 cats

    • @Thedoomslayer12
      @Thedoomslayer12 2 роки тому +22

      @@Oggy7894 those are rare I know 2 cats that will just walk up to me and won’t scratch they are some of the only nice cats I have met

    • @goodvybe679
      @goodvybe679 2 роки тому +36

      I feel like the dumber the cat, the less capacity they have to hate the entire universe. Only enough room in their head for love (But mainly food)

  • @BEASTMODE-mv3gs
    @BEASTMODE-mv3gs 2 місяці тому +27

    This vid is less of a ranking and more just us witnessing your pet related PTSD lmao

  • @KuroRaiga1
    @KuroRaiga1 Місяць тому +12

    Cat rant was pure purrfection (love the little gremlins tho ❤️)

  • @ehwhatsupdoc612
    @ehwhatsupdoc612 2 роки тому +4868

    As a cat owner the cat rant had me dying😂

    • @fourface3565
      @fourface3565 2 роки тому +67

      Same here

    • @Daniel-om4ce
      @Daniel-om4ce 2 роки тому +401

      Cat slave*

    • @amenandhis7kids724
      @amenandhis7kids724 2 роки тому +15

      Not funny cause he's letting parasite know not to get a cat then we have sick individuals hurting and killed cats

    • @rohdger3390
      @rohdger3390 2 роки тому +169

      @@amenandhis7kids724 no he isnt

    • @notonlyalex9766
      @notonlyalex9766 2 роки тому +224

      frr same
      i feel like all cat owners can agree but god damn for some reason its also the reason why they're so fun and adorable 💀

  • @confusedcephalopod3496
    @confusedcephalopod3496 2 роки тому +1658

    Common mistake but the turtle from gumball is a soft shell turtle, due to their weaker shells they have developed hyper aggressive attitudes to ward off predators

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 2 роки тому +26

      Then howcome weak people arent aggressive?

    • @evolvedbread1370
      @evolvedbread1370 2 роки тому +201

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 Have you ever seen anything try to eat a weak person every single day?

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 2 роки тому +14

      @@evolvedbread1370 bullying gets weird sometimes. Bullies even grape if they think they can get away with it so they do "eat" weak people sexually.
      People really need to raise their kids so they dont turn into psycho's that think they can "eat" others

    • @evolvedbread1370
      @evolvedbread1370 2 роки тому +84

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 no that is not what I meant, I mean literally eat a person. Soft shelled turtles are agressive to protect itself from everyday predators but weak people do not need to be always agressive towards everything since a threat to their lives is very rare

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 2 роки тому +9

      @@evolvedbread1370 still sucks that nobody raises their kids right anymore and they turn into grapist...

  • @Barakon
    @Barakon Місяць тому +12

    7:46 fella, that’s a soft shelled turtle & they’re quite fragile so that ain’t no trap mouthed Boulder.

  • @robert_bou_kirksey8057
    @robert_bou_kirksey8057 8 місяців тому +89

    9:52 this reminded me of my only dog left, she’s old, I went outside after I sent her to go to eat, after this video I went out to give her love, found her passed away, I hope she knows we love her so much

    • @duckfacemcgee3271
      @duckfacemcgee3271 6 місяців тому +18

      I really wish I could believe you, but you remind me of that kid on the playground.

    • @TheBarcelonianRepublic
      @TheBarcelonianRepublic 4 місяці тому +1

      oof sorry for your loss 🫡

    • @Ballsack831
      @Ballsack831 3 місяці тому +1

      Sorry for your loss 😢

    • @MyKevin99
      @MyKevin99 3 місяці тому +2

      Sorry for you loss

    • @IllInQuestion
      @IllInQuestion 2 місяці тому +1

      @@duckfacemcgee3271 which one?

  • @bintavi7034
    @bintavi7034 2 роки тому +1690

    I had a dog named Spot for pretty much my entire childhood, and he died about a year ago. The day he died was the worst day of my entire life, and it isn't even close. Dogs become real members of your family

    • @Oggy7894
      @Oggy7894 2 роки тому +25

      i do agree with this because when i was 5 i got my dogs taken away because they would be annoying to family sometimes and when they did i was crying for hours

    • @dookie_stains_
      @dookie_stains_ 2 роки тому +1

      F

    • @dulguunjargal1199
      @dulguunjargal1199 2 роки тому +18

      My condolences

    • @emani2704
      @emani2704 2 роки тому

      F

    • @fue6810
      @fue6810 2 роки тому

      F

  • @Millertyme2708
    @Millertyme2708 2 роки тому +2453

    I had a pet squirrel once, it’s mother was hit by a car in the middle of the road, and this little 2 week old squirrel is just sitting in the middle of a sidewalk, so I took him home, and it lived with us happily for 6 whole years, RIP peanut the squirrel.

  • @melissaplays2
    @melissaplays2 7 місяців тому +19

    That spider got me screaming cause I'm scare of spiders 🤣😭

  • @davidcryeski799
    @davidcryeski799 2 місяці тому +15

    Dogs; a mans best friend, Horses; helped mankind for over 3000 years before dogs

  • @theantisocials
    @theantisocials 2 роки тому +3334

    I can't tell if he's serious or not, but he's doing it in a funny way so I'm entertained.

    • @Kaxology
      @Kaxology 2 роки тому +119

      I mean, this the same guy that said he wants to fuck a train

    • @raidameir
      @raidameir 2 роки тому +26

      He's fuckin serious pets sucks ass the do nothing and consumes food money medicine

    • @rozie5642
      @rozie5642 2 роки тому +63

      @@raidameir emotional support

    • @breno5029
      @breno5029 2 роки тому +103

      @@rozie5642 Yeah, turtle emotional support, it shits, bites and moans. Turtle 1 - 0 Depression.

    • @raidameir
      @raidameir 2 роки тому +7

      @@rozie5642 they give ain't no emotional support only if it's a monke

  • @charlybrown6789
    @charlybrown6789 2 роки тому +5170

    When I thought my day couldn’t get better, this mans upload

  • @phat_kid5934
    @phat_kid5934 10 місяців тому +9

    This dude could be talking the life cycle of lettuce and I would watch it

  • @Robbocop207
    @Robbocop207 11 місяців тому +11

    Bro spoke the facts we've all been waiting for

  • @foercanomar3360
    @foercanomar3360 2 роки тому +4856

    I swear I gotta be the only one that had a good time owning a cat, my cat wasn't annoying, actually played with me and was friendly, just basically had the brain of a dog

    • @crumpet7649
      @crumpet7649 2 роки тому +522

      same but people that don't own cats think they're bad and i don't blame them

    • @crumpet7649
      @crumpet7649 2 роки тому +82

      and i have 4

    • @sapo3336
      @sapo3336 2 роки тому +21

      yeah same

    • @chwow1553
      @chwow1553 2 роки тому +56

      Cats dont love you like dogs they just doing for the food

    • @crumpet7649
      @crumpet7649 2 роки тому +294

      @@chwow1553 but eventually, they bond but not as much as a dog but they still love you

  • @profmor7655
    @profmor7655 2 роки тому +1843

    We hav to protect this man at all cost, his humor is elite

    • @rob2cold410
      @rob2cold410 2 роки тому +7

      My humor is elite too just saying me and degenerocity make similar content

    • @rob2cold410
      @rob2cold410 2 роки тому +1

      @@Account-jn7xuwell tbh man that's why I'm self promoting to get myself on people's recommended lol but it'd be cool if you watched a vid and gave constructive criticism

    • @scottchaison1001
      @scottchaison1001 2 роки тому +2

      Don't say stupid things.

    • @senakuma9985
      @senakuma9985 2 роки тому +3

      FAX

    • @scottchaison1001
      @scottchaison1001 2 роки тому +1

      @@senakuma9985 No.

  • @TwinAquarius484
    @TwinAquarius484 Місяць тому +2

    bruh the laughter you give me is uncontrollable

  • @deanomood
    @deanomood 7 місяців тому +5

    11:20 as someone who recently lost his dog, can confirm
    Enjoy every moment with them, because you never know when the next moment could be the last one

  • @berkleyadams9020
    @berkleyadams9020 2 роки тому +441

    I had a pet turtle. The only pet I ever had. His name was Webster, an African turtle breed. I found him outside my house and would wash, feed, and play with him everyday. On the weekdays, I would ask my sister to watch and clean him while I was getting my edumacation. So one day, my sister took him outside to clean him and his tube. After she finished cleaning him, she put him on ground then began cleaning his tub.
    And before I continue I must say this, Webster was a sob. That turtle was the Usain Bolt of reptiles. So I would make sure to keep close eyes on him. Back to the story, she was cleaning the tub and decided to check her phone. The next minute Webster was gone, no trace of him was to be found.
    Yeah so my turtle ran away while I was away. I missed that brown-shelled bastard.

    • @jshrdsgtr
      @jshrdsgtr 2 роки тому +21

      Turtles and tortoises are awesome

    • @negativezer0741
      @negativezer0741 2 роки тому +46

      Dude….my pet turtle did the same thing while my mom left him unattended. Man these turtles ain’t grateful

    • @Scarlet_goose
      @Scarlet_goose 2 роки тому +6

      My turtle likes biting

    • @Skyypixelgamer
      @Skyypixelgamer 2 роки тому +22

      Bro turtles can escape in the strangest ways.

    • @archiveofyass
      @archiveofyass 2 роки тому +2

      @@Skyypixelgamer RIGHT?????? LIKE HOW

  • @reyk8490
    @reyk8490 2 роки тому +405

    My dog passed away in November. 3 days before I would've seen him for Thanksgiving break. Homie was around for 13 years of my life and was kicking like a puppy till the end. I feel like a part of me left when he passed and still feel it to this day. I never would feel like that for any other animal.

  • @deanomood
    @deanomood 7 місяців тому +2

    Finding this channel recently was the best early Christmas gift ever

  • @foxybro6756
    @foxybro6756 10 місяців тому +6

    When he started talking about cats I was laughing so hard and he talking facts too

  • @ashgoat4792
    @ashgoat4792 Рік тому +2998

    i had a cat named shiver who was the sweetest boy ever, he loved kisses and being held like a baby he was cuddly and would raise random kittens like he was their mother even letting one nurse on him once. he drank water with his paw and loved donuts and ham he was super talkative too. i miss him a lot, rip shiver

    • @maomaomaimaimao
      @maomaomaimaimao Рік тому +122

      Black people can't relate 💔
      But in all seriousness tho shiver sounded like a sweet onr

    • @generalwadehampton.2578
      @generalwadehampton.2578 Рік тому +178

      My cat is named ollie and he is the devil all he does is make scary noises and he attacks anyone without any interaction. But i still love him very much.

    • @asmlm7360
      @asmlm7360 Рік тому +80

      @@maomaomaimaimao What about black people? Black people can't have pets you say? Never knew....

    • @maomaomaimaimao
      @maomaomaimaimao Рік тому +1

      @@asmlm7360 it was a poorly executed joke poopfa e

    • @asmlm7360
      @asmlm7360 Рік тому +22

      @@maomaomaimaimao 😐

  • @Devilman45ls1
    @Devilman45ls1 2 роки тому +1731

    As a cat owner i approve this masterpiece.
    Also best moment 4:05

    • @cjlegarcon2953
      @cjlegarcon2953 2 роки тому +102

      U mean cat slave ??🤨🤨

    • @Devilman45ls1
      @Devilman45ls1 2 роки тому +27

      @@cjlegarcon2953 😔

    • @xdbetyar
      @xdbetyar 2 роки тому +54

      Cat slave gang

    • @Mental_Abortion
      @Mental_Abortion 2 роки тому +2

      Maine coon gang?

    • @WHATaOG
      @WHATaOG 2 роки тому +8

      @@cjlegarcon2953 dude dogs are slaves what animal just let you slap them y’all want a slave not a friend I love dogs but still cats don’t let you slap them tf what living thing do besides dogs that’s not a good before you say it is lmao

  • @brkdubb
    @brkdubb 10 місяців тому +7

    While you were talking about Exotic pets. I was thinking about my pet hermit crab we got from Virginia Beach. Its 2023 now and my mimi got us two hermit crabs. I took the liberty to name them Krabby and Kingler. We just got them today and they're a bit skittish right now, but I'm sure that they'll warm up to us. ❤

  • @Albert_EGGsker
    @Albert_EGGsker 6 місяців тому +4

    The amazing world of gumball lied. turtles can feel their shell because of how many nerves are inside of it 💀

  • @matthewplaysgames1927
    @matthewplaysgames1927 Рік тому +2090

    I love this man, the way he puts these random images in his videos but makes it work is truly beautiful.

    • @Errenyaegerrr
      @Errenyaegerrr Рік тому +54

      Every clip and pic for the cat bit was funny asf bruh

    • @meicc398
      @meicc398 8 місяців тому +8

      That's probably very difficult to edit too

    • @KevinBolon
      @KevinBolon 8 місяців тому

      ​@@meicc398❤

  • @maxnarum6168
    @maxnarum6168 Рік тому +374

    As a turtle owner, turtles can climb out of their tanks sometimes. My turtle did that once, we found her in my closet a day later.

    • @sukumadehk
      @sukumadehk 10 місяців тому +7

      I think you mean tortoise

    • @personname-fw9jq
      @personname-fw9jq 9 місяців тому +5

      im not forgiving them for taking my plastic straws

    • @fixingbutton8144
      @fixingbutton8144 8 місяців тому +2

      I own a turtle and I found him under my bed, several feet from where their tank was

    • @user-ep1gi7kp9z
      @user-ep1gi7kp9z 5 місяців тому

      I think turtles are cool

  • @rockydude2047
    @rockydude2047 6 місяців тому +2

    My cat is chill af he doesn't mind cuddling and he never scratches

  • @user-yl5yd4fg7v
    @user-yl5yd4fg7v 10 місяців тому +23

    7:55 that is a soft shell turtle not a snapping turtle... i don't know why people get those two turtles confused

  • @fr0ck360
    @fr0ck360 2 роки тому +2226

    There’s this charm of commentary channel genre where the amount of editing for each reaction and scripts of their own lifestyle makes it easy and entertaining to watch like Degenerocity, Ibbz, Kneecaps, Apandah, etc.
    Edit: Speaking about Beluga from the thumbnail. Gotta give him some credit, figuring out and breaking the algorithm like Dream and Joshdub did. Yeah his content is family friendly-ish, although it’s unique (that doesn’t mean it’s good just distinct and recognizable) content to enjoy at first glance at least

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 2 роки тому +5

      Omg

    • @Row_of_E
      @Row_of_E 2 роки тому +15

      Don't forget Spantz and Aztrosist

    • @coledorillo6685
      @coledorillo6685 2 роки тому +120

      Beluga is litteraly sleeper tier.
      Glorified kids channel now

    • @drewdrinks3930
      @drewdrinks3930 2 роки тому +10

      @@coledorillo6685 ONG, bro is not good at all

    • @RockMaple1738
      @RockMaple1738 2 роки тому +29

      @@coledorillo6685 Beluga's ASS

  • @lucaswinland7454
    @lucaswinland7454 Рік тому +250

    “What am I a squirrelologist?” Had me crying 💀💀

  • @Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent
    @Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent 6 місяців тому +1

    9:57 dog cleaning his sh**

  • @Greatflabbergasted
    @Greatflabbergasted 10 місяців тому +66

    My brother had those same opinions about cats until we got 3 cats of our own. One of them died in two weeks because she came with parasites. (We got them from a voodoo shop, their cats were just fucking all the time and they were only for ten dollars. They all had fleas, too. Rip, Ramiel.) Ramiel was the sweetest little girl, she loved being picked up and she loved our heater. Before she died she broke our heater on accident, though. My mom bought Micheal to replace her, they looked the same except for facial features. (They were both ginger and white.) and Milo was a black and white cat. All three were so sweet, so cuddly. Although Milo’s name was Micah before and he acted just like the demon he was accidentally named after. 💀💀 He was still sweet, but he gave Micheal all hell. I miss all three of them. Our special babies.

  • @bingusdingus4208
    @bingusdingus4208 Рік тому +1881

    My grandmother owned a lot of cats. When she died there was only one left. His name is sly. Never hated anyone or got annoyed. When we went to stay at her place when she passed he was sad. He knew. He always came up to us for pets. Better yet he was deaf. Not all cats are bad.

    • @bingusdingus4208
      @bingusdingus4208 Рік тому +145

      My grandmother got him off the streets. He was abandoned.

    • @popycorn3005
      @popycorn3005 Рік тому +138

      cats are great

    • @Nutipot
      @Nutipot Рік тому +62

      This video is made of irony

    • @luishuerta2505
      @luishuerta2505 Рік тому +56

      I’m a good cat person and every cat that sees me, knows me, they are the best with me and I love cat and they are loving, and I love black cats

    • @CAT_SAYS_NO
      @CAT_SAYS_NO Рік тому +55

      Cats are nice if you know cats.

  • @jestergaminggof2028
    @jestergaminggof2028 2 роки тому +112

    11:51 the beginning of insanity. I feel the same way.

  • @Littleprince2789
    @Littleprince2789 2 місяці тому +1

    That slap in the beginning with personal😂

  • @Jojomilo
    @Jojomilo 9 місяців тому

    Funniest shit ive seen in a while this got me rolling on the floor lmao

  • @michaelterrencefernandezli6688
    @michaelterrencefernandezli6688 Рік тому +3403

    I've never been a pet owner until now but all I can say is that...
    Humans are the best pets to have, I usually keep them in the basement and they seem happy for the most part. If you want to be a human owner, you can always lure them with money or candies.

    • @outofchicken-
      @outofchicken- Рік тому +210

      true! how long have you had your human?

    • @outofchicken-
      @outofchicken- Рік тому +153

      @@silverwind0614 just a year old? he sounds adorable! don't worry, they stop asking for their parents eventually. i'm the proud owner of two (a boy and a girl) and they both stopped asking when they were about four years old. they don't really talk anymore.

    • @silverwind0614
      @silverwind0614 Рік тому +108

      @@outofchicken- Hmmm....is it good that they don't talk anymore. Mine did stop talking to me recently and it bothers me. I don't tell him about the 'incident' because I don't want him to commit suicide or self-harm. For the record, it not because I genuinely care for the 3 or 4 year old (didn't ask for his age, didn't care) I mainly want him to be in mint condition. I believe that he is out of hope and that he believes that his existant is meaningless, which is completely false. I was there for you when you were abandoned and hopeless. It isn't my fault that your parents pulled a ,"all my friends are dead, Push Me To The EDGE!", quite literally. Rant over, but any suggestions on how to combat his depression?🐿🤔

    • @benjaminmartinez7480
      @benjaminmartinez7480 Рік тому +53

      Excuse me what

    • @silverwind0614
      @silverwind0614 Рік тому +49

      @@benjaminmartinez7480 I am keeping a human. Have you never heard of it?🐿😁

  • @insight1239
    @insight1239 2 роки тому +650

    My prediction:
    He said Dogs are the best, so his worst are definitely Cats

  • @DirectorNasty
    @DirectorNasty 5 місяців тому +4

    9:20 omfg maryyyy, godzilla aint shit

  • @user-vs5ip1wb3l
    @user-vs5ip1wb3l 5 місяців тому +4

    8:23.Bro had me screaming💀That is sus💀💀💀Also godzilla turned into real gojira💀

  • @ooo1101
    @ooo1101 2 роки тому +821

    My uncle used to have a pet rabbit.But since they lived in Africa one time the rabbit was went out of the house,Then the neighbor found it and decided to cook it. My mom said he was upset for days😂

  • @boogeyman8926
    @boogeyman8926 2 роки тому +814

    As a cat lover, I agree with every single thing you said.

    • @npc4416
      @npc4416 2 роки тому +85

      as a cat hater, i agree with every single thing he said

    • @aaahhh4130
      @aaahhh4130 2 роки тому +61

      @@npc4416 you don't have to go around telling people how much you hate cats

    • @npc4416
      @npc4416 2 роки тому +46

      @@aaahhh4130 yes i do

    • @boredy573
      @boredy573 2 роки тому +40

      @@aaahhh4130 but he did, now what can you do

    • @aaahhh4130
      @aaahhh4130 2 роки тому +37

      @@boredy573 complain, what else do you expect me to do

  • @aaaeee6252
    @aaaeee6252 7 місяців тому +2

    I owned a turtle once, along with 2 of my brothers. We named ours after ninja turtles, but we couldn't get our mom to buy a fourth so we didn't have a Michelangelo.
    We owned all 3 for about 4 years before we had to move, and the new apartment was pet free so we had to return them to the pet shop. I cried more tears giving Donatello back than when my grandpa died.

  • @rylvn3058
    @rylvn3058 2 роки тому +109

    11:40 "btw i hate goats" got me dead bro

  • @jennyneon
    @jennyneon 2 роки тому +459

    Another based opinion by Degenerocity, Flight's the best dolphin tbh.

  • @ImM3lody
    @ImM3lody 5 місяців тому +3

    the way jeongyeon and her dog popped up😭😭❤️

  • @D3VI1A
    @D3VI1A 8 місяців тому +2

    as a parakeet owner im glad i didnt get trash talked lol cuz iv had over 100 parakeets and they have been alive for 8+ years now and still are

  • @ijustwanttopassawaythx
    @ijustwanttopassawaythx 11 місяців тому +214

    as a cat lover, that cat rant had me rolling

    • @MarionAtlasPangan
      @MarionAtlasPangan 2 місяці тому +4

      I feel I could apply that same rant on my dog with all of it being true.

    • @maritzahernandez9129
      @maritzahernandez9129 2 місяці тому +12

      I wasssss sobbingggggg my cat passed away this year at home while I wasn’t there and she was on my bed and I felt sooooooooo shitty coming back seeing her at the last place I was I’ve had her since middle school and im 22 now both my parents are gone from addiction and we both went through physical abuse I feel nothing but love for cats especially after what she went through

    • @charlii2048
      @charlii2048 2 місяці тому +6

      @@maritzahernandez9129 jesus man are you okay?

    • @abdelkader6158
      @abdelkader6158 2 місяці тому

      ​@@maritzahernandez9129stay strong my guy 🫡

    • @duneeaaasha
      @duneeaaasha 2 місяці тому +2

      same, also crying. why tf am i seeing this 3 days after my cat died 😭😭😭

  • @Strawberrii9217
    @Strawberrii9217 Рік тому +269

    I had a pet snake. I named him Slithers.
    I had him for about 2 years. Then he died. Not because we mistreated him, but because he got hurt, and the cut got infected.
    He was very sweet, only accidentally bit my mom once, and I miss him.
    Not all snakes are mean, he was a very chill ball python. I held him and he liked to try and slither behind my neck and once he tried to go down my shirt because I was warm, but that’s besides the point.
    R.I.P Slithers, you were loved.

    • @fabianiandrade290
      @fabianiandrade290 9 місяців тому +23

      RIP to your snake

    • @Diabolical420
      @Diabolical420 8 місяців тому +7

      I cried reading that

    • @Wat874
      @Wat874 8 місяців тому +2

      Turtle 🐢>>>

    • @catsarebeans8298
      @catsarebeans8298 7 місяців тому +9

      Ball pythons are W pets, I have one and he's just so chill I love him

    • @FBI049
      @FBI049 6 місяців тому

      Rip

  • @rackeyzun
    @rackeyzun 9 місяців тому +27

    I can now live peacefully knowing that this guy watches, let alone knows Gumball
    7:50

    • @Mango405
      @Mango405 5 місяців тому

      Exactly👍

  • @Null1-f8p
    @Null1-f8p 3 місяці тому +2

    The way he was yelling about cats got me dead

  • @briabob52
    @briabob52 2 роки тому +115

    12:27 would be great without context

  • @6zbp886
    @6zbp886 2 роки тому +509

    i had a cat once, he was the sweetest thing ever
    he was the only exception
    his name was boots and he always wanted to be cuddled, stroked and played with, when the rare occurrence that he wasnt in the mood for it he wouldnt get aggressive he'd just get up

    • @ckarts5784
      @ckarts5784 Рік тому +38

      I got a fatass cat that never scratches or bites or gets mad

    • @noobonmobile419
      @noobonmobile419 Рік тому +7

      @@ckarts5784 ok i just let my cats bite i play with em i care bout them they care bout me i feed them i live my life with them

    • @ckarts5784
      @ckarts5784 Рік тому +9

      @@noobonmobile419 yea my cat is fat but cuz her original owners neglected her and i love her very much

    • @notstardream
      @notstardream Рік тому

      most cats arent as bad as he says, hes just an idiot.

    • @markbas9627
      @markbas9627 Рік тому +13

      @@ckarts5784 She must’ve been very happy when she bonded with you. Those original owners are💀💀💀

  • @mewmew-pw6ve
    @mewmew-pw6ve Місяць тому +1

    I have cats, and they all act differently
    Caramel: Likes being by the window by herself, very nice, loves pets
    Fat cat: fatass, hungry, fat, he sleeps and goes outside, loves you if you feed his fatass
    Patas pepper the 1st: He's always outside 24/7 but loved pets
    Baby cat: she's like a crackhead, very affectionate, energetic
    Black cat: sleeps a lot, plays around with the others, meows a lot
    Mugrosa: chill, sleeps a lot, loves pets

  • @siddhantrasaily4836
    @siddhantrasaily4836 2 місяці тому

    bro i was vibing with you, binge watching your shit till the cat rant lmao....

  • @Blind_Eye046
    @Blind_Eye046 Рік тому +348

    As somebody who owned a hamster, she lived for 2 and a half years. [Which is really long for a hammy] Her name was angela, and she was easily the best hamster ever. She died from old age, and we were there in her last moments. We put her in a floral box [Sorta like a small coffin] and burried her under a large tree on a trail. RIP Angela, she was best hammy.
    And also, I can fully agree on the cat thing with only _one_ of my past cats. I now have a cat named beatle and he's so sweet. He loves pets, and cuddles. And I used to have a cat named echobod who was a sweet old man in the body of a cat.

  • @bigboygoomba5421
    @bigboygoomba5421 Рік тому +893

    Animal Timestamps
    0:03 Bees
    0:05 Ants
    0:08 Wasps
    0:23 Animals That Are Food
    1:49 Fish/Goldfish
    3:07 Hamsters
    4:55 Rabbits
    5:12 Snakes
    5:13 Spiders
    5:14 Sugar Glider
    5:16 Monkeys
    5:22 Lions/Tigers
    5:42 Tarantulas
    5:51 Squirrels
    5:53 Raccoons
    5:54 Foxes
    5:55 Deer
    6:24 Turtles
    9:54 Dogs
    11:51 Cats
    13:46 Gorilla In A Top Hat

  • @joeyhuyzack
    @joeyhuyzack 10 днів тому

    the kermit scream got me dying

  • @user-pw3qr7rj2b
    @user-pw3qr7rj2b 7 місяців тому

    Bruh when tony died the scene I'm so sorry why that made me laugh so much had me wheezing 😂😂😂😂

  • @imuyi3175
    @imuyi3175 2 роки тому +169

    12:20 got me dying 💀💀

  • @M3Ye
    @M3Ye Рік тому +22

    12:22 he Talkin like It was Personal

  • @user-li9gs7rx3m
    @user-li9gs7rx3m 10 місяців тому

    this shi made laugh so hard i fell of the chair the cat part was the best

  • @OxiIsRealKids
    @OxiIsRealKids Місяць тому

    Bro I can’t watch you at night bro I’m gonna laugh at max volume

  • @pancakericeP
    @pancakericeP 2 роки тому +543

    As a proud owner of 2 cats, everything you said is straight fax, i was fucking dying

    • @christiantepepa5614
      @christiantepepa5614 2 роки тому +9

      Same

    • @zandi1603
      @zandi1603 2 роки тому +94

      My cat act more like lazy dog, he plays and snuggles with me but sleep for like half the day lmao, the only time my cat gets mad is when I carry him

    • @lly_09
      @lly_09 2 роки тому +15

      I have a cat and except for when it's meal time, idfk where it is or what's it doing

    • @aSmallGreenDot
      @aSmallGreenDot 2 роки тому +25

      I dont he realises you can train cats too

    • @td_8346
      @td_8346 2 роки тому +13

      Fr they be plotting our downfalls

  • @Total_DuDe
    @Total_DuDe 2 роки тому +1890

    Cats are for the single person that spends a ton of time away from home. Quiet, don't need to take it on walks, and it doesn't get depressed when you leave it alone for 8-12 hours of the day.

    • @Debilm4nzs-zu9bc
      @Debilm4nzs-zu9bc 2 роки тому +112

      Sounds like you just don't want a pet bro

    • @bobob9969
      @bobob9969 2 роки тому +284

      @@Debilm4nzs-zu9bc Some pets can handle being alone more than others along with having different needs. Do you expect a goldfish to be taken on walks or do you not count anything as a pet cept dogs lmao.

    • @yeetusclet246
      @yeetusclet246 2 роки тому

      @@bobob9969 dogs are peak pets fuck cats

    • @theweekendwarrior3504
      @theweekendwarrior3504 2 роки тому +94

      My cats hate when I’m away they’re needy asf

    • @RocketSpeed.
      @RocketSpeed. 2 роки тому +65

      They do get depressed bro tf you talking ab?

  • @user-hd3rd5tk5q
    @user-hd3rd5tk5q 10 місяців тому

    The thumbnail made me laugh so hard 😂

  • @user-mt8fq5yu4z
    @user-mt8fq5yu4z Місяць тому

    I’m depressed but you’re vids make me laugh and happy whenever I’m crying

  • @saulgoodmanKAZAKH
    @saulgoodmanKAZAKH 2 роки тому +153

    A dude ranting so angrily at FUCKING CATS gotta be hilarious man. This is the content I miss, just a genuine dude sayibn genuine, real shit. Thank you

  • @black_kazeebo6778
    @black_kazeebo6778 Рік тому +26

    “ON MAH MAMAH DEES CATS GOT ME FUCKED UP!!!” 12:34

  • @BF1_enthusiast
    @BF1_enthusiast 4 місяці тому

    Bro I was askin at the end of dogs "But what about the cats?" thinkin he forgot em😂😂

  • @The_realgoblin
    @The_realgoblin 9 місяців тому

    I was munching on my cinnamon and you made me laugh so much I started to choke

  • @TheHirohikoAraki
    @TheHirohikoAraki Рік тому +191

    This guy: *rants about cats*
    Beerus: _Peace was never an option._

  • @theironworker-TOPR
    @theironworker-TOPR Рік тому +553

    As a person who has lost 2 dogs so far, I agree with what you say about losing one. It feels like a beloved family member has died and passed on.

    • @andreinaf
      @andreinaf Рік тому +12

      That is just everything you care about, you could even lose one of your favourite characters from some shows and cry for weeks

    • @theironworker-TOPR
      @theironworker-TOPR Рік тому +24

      @@andreinaf i don't cry over fictional deaths at all. the only times I've cried were over close relative's deaths.

    • @serjoshvlogs9899
      @serjoshvlogs9899 Рік тому +5

      @@theironworker-TOPR true i have 2 dogs and i lost one dog 3 months ago on march 28 im still saddened by the passing of my dog and im also sorry fro the passing of your dog..

    • @LeroxYT
      @LeroxYT Рік тому +2

      Same bro, my first dog was there before me, but like i grew up with him, hes buryied in our backyard after that like a 2or 2 years later we got another one, same race btw they are all american Staffordshire terrier (might be wrong my english is not that great) but he died later shortly after a new years night due to a tumor he had inner blooding threw it and they couldnt rescue him.... We or better my parents cuz it was too much for me buried him also in our backyard...which is btw illegal in Germany for whatever reason but i dont care, neither my parents nor my friends like most people dont even know thats a thing and many also dont care cuz well its our dog we wont just give him or her away because some crappy law...(tbh im not even sure if that law is actually real if it is i also wouldnt care)....Half a years or one and a half years later , we got our current dog... I just love dogs i grew up with them, i will probably not get one in the future when i move out sadly,cuz y know job stuff and everything i wanna do UA-cam and stuff... Im not sure if i would be a good owner cuz i probably wouldnt have enough time for a dog... And i would never get one, if i cant give him a good life thats just.... that would be Screwed up and just shit

    • @PickleOnTop0
      @PickleOnTop0 Рік тому +1

      This goes with most pets because with any pets I’ve owned,(cats, dogs, etc, i always felt like I had lost a part of my family.

  • @Rvalle32ify
    @Rvalle32ify 6 місяців тому

    Damn bro u killed the vibe when u mention cats😂

  • @travisslayer6793
    @travisslayer6793 8 місяців тому +4

    0:29 vegan teacher is gonna get 20+ video's out of you if she sees this

  • @Rand0m808
    @Rand0m808 Рік тому +112

    13:11 what did I do😢

  • @zaptro_20K
    @zaptro_20K Рік тому +71

    How my mom explains me to her friends: 11:58

  • @SupremeLoui
    @SupremeLoui 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm watching this at night in my bed next to my cat :)

  • @TheRealBabyBoomBoom
    @TheRealBabyBoomBoom 15 годин тому

    I’m not gonna lie the Tony thing made me laugh but I KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE!
    Second part: Love your vids

  • @Pieoxy69
    @Pieoxy69 Рік тому +152

    I had two cats at one point, and no joke, they were like the angel and devil on you shoulder. One was a demon never wanting to be touched, the other would love and cuddle with you like a dog. Both have passed sadly, I loved them both

    • @JustinCarbaugh
      @JustinCarbaugh 8 місяців тому +3

      Legends never die

    • @maylabrown4584
      @maylabrown4584 8 місяців тому +1

      Naw you simping to love an animal that doesn't care about you

  • @brainrunbygoblin
    @brainrunbygoblin Рік тому +42

    12:32 cats be thinking they the shit...when they aint even the fart

  • @user-ox3hh4de7r
    @user-ox3hh4de7r 11 місяців тому +1

    Chihuahua: left the group chat

  • @harikyoki
    @harikyoki 9 місяців тому

    currently have one dog n cat. they're both great. shadow mostly sleeps n walks in the backyard at night. he purrs when i rough up his fur pretty good. i pet him hard n he loves it most of the time. any stress he goes thru gets taken out on the scratcher. I trained him pretty well. Logan is hyper active most times despite his age. he loves squeaky toys n rolling /dragging himself on the grass. he loves to chase balls but gets tired sooner. I recall the first time we got him as a pup. he ran towards the tennis ball on the ground n despite his mouth being smaller, he fit that ball in somehow. it was love at first sight. I'm going to miss them terribly when they die.

  • @sainteagle4426
    @sainteagle4426 2 роки тому +393

    another absolute classic, one of your best videos for sure. That cats rant at the end was the funniest shit I've seen in a while, shit had me wheezing and tearing up