Greek Gods Explained In 12 Minutes

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  • @TheLifeGuide
    @TheLifeGuide  7 років тому +6244

    Thanks for watching! *If you enjoyed the video, help support the channel by leaving a SUPER THANKS!* Remember to *Like & Subscribe* and click the *Bell Icon* to never miss an upload. *Timestamps* can be found below:
    Time Stamps 📽
    Zeus 1:55
    Poseidon 2:43
    Hades 3:36
    Hera 4:44
    Athena 5:43
    Ares 6:57
    Aphrodite 7:44
    Artemis 8:35
    Apollo 9:05
    Hermes 9:32
    Demeter 9:54
    Hephaestus 10:57
    Dionysus 11:24

    • @TonyJack74
      @TonyJack74 7 років тому +16

      The Life Guide Also if you didn't know the ancient Greek religion is still alive and well in both Greece as well America,and sone other places.Earlier this year the YSEE an organisation dedicated to the reconstruction and restoration of the worship etc of the Olympians won legal recognition in Greece

    • @TonyJack74
      @TonyJack74 7 років тому +4

      The Random Leftist The YSEE is also located in the USA too and their headquarters are in the biggest Greek neighborhood outside of Greece in none other than New York

    • @TonyJack74
      @TonyJack74 7 років тому +1

      The Life Guide www.religionfacts.com/hellenic-reconstructionism

    • @TonyJack74
      @TonyJack74 7 років тому

      The Life Guide www.ysee.gr/index-eng.php

    • @stewartbullock8115
      @stewartbullock8115 7 років тому +1

      The Life Guide

  • @puddinsmith8671
    @puddinsmith8671 5 років тому +38894

    The drama and scandals in Greek mythology are more interesting than the Kardashians

    • @katievisseti8857
      @katievisseti8857 5 років тому +119

      airis carason have the same roots 😂

    • @tomoliver2112
      @tomoliver2112 5 років тому +366

      A steaming turd is more interesting than them.

    • @damiennroddy
      @damiennroddy 5 років тому +617

      Keeping up with the Greeks

    • @readingbreakdowns
      @readingbreakdowns 5 років тому +34

      FACTS!

    • @christinalim2320
      @christinalim2320 5 років тому +172

      Lol like "Kardashians who? I only know Greek Gods." 😂😂😂

  • @kiky.mp4
    @kiky.mp4 5 років тому +22061

    Keeping Up with The Gods

  • @ASOtheprO
    @ASOtheprO 3 роки тому +10933

    Kronos: i’m here to eat my son
    Rhea: here’s a rock
    Kronos: yes. This is my son.

    • @thedudeabides3138
      @thedudeabides3138 3 роки тому +477

      Dwayne Johnson : Yo! WTF?!

    • @acethegoat79
      @acethegoat79 3 роки тому +93

      ...and wanted to rule the world...smh

    • @TheOneWhoGames1
      @TheOneWhoGames1 3 роки тому +130

      “Ah so that’s why he tasted less like flesh and more like the stones of the mountains”

    • @kryrins
      @kryrins 3 роки тому +19

      Rock Brained.

    • @zacharyjohnson3403
      @zacharyjohnson3403 3 роки тому +68

      "Reality is often dissapointing." -Thanos, spiritual successor to the Greek god Thanatos.

  • @haerahan
    @haerahan 3 роки тому +1459

    'He was born lame and so his mother decided to throw him off into the sea to drown.'
    Well, nice to know someone else had it harder than me lol

    • @talkshowc
      @talkshowc 3 роки тому

      Hi

    • @alexbellemlih2440
      @alexbellemlih2440 3 роки тому +10

      I read this at the same time he said it so that was cool

    • @craigcatley9177
      @craigcatley9177 3 роки тому +2

      @@alexbellemlih2440 I did the exact same😅

    • @DaniloDanny77
      @DaniloDanny77 3 роки тому +7

      Don't put your hopes on him. After he split with Afrodita, he married one of the three Charities and lived pretty much happily.

    • @jonathanman8299
      @jonathanman8299 2 роки тому

      Nah reality is youre way more lame than that lmao

  • @camerontessier6850
    @camerontessier6850 4 роки тому +3792

    *beautiful goddess exists*
    Zeus: it’s free real estate

  • @Katia.t.t
    @Katia.t.t 4 роки тому +8938

    Zeus: king of the gods
    Poseidon: God of sea
    Hades: God of the underworld
    Dionysus: *the drunk one*

    • @itram99
      @itram99 4 роки тому +173

      the inventor of pubs and striptis

    • @rhys2275
      @rhys2275 4 роки тому +128

      yeah and i’m dope as fuck

    • @douaaiscool2710
      @douaaiscool2710 4 роки тому +42

      it's Dionysus* btw

    • @Katia.t.t
      @Katia.t.t 4 роки тому +27

      @@douaaiscool2710 thank you, I'll correct it now

    • @tunirmitra2056
      @tunirmitra2056 4 роки тому +30

      Thanatos god of death. Welp. Hades was ruler of underworld. So he was god of dead. English is a funny language..lol

  • @ShoSho-cq7ct
    @ShoSho-cq7ct 4 роки тому +11570

    It’s insane how creative the Greeks were. They created this masterpiece of a mythology

    • @gigimutara9246
      @gigimutara9246 4 роки тому +263

      I wonder if it's even true 😂

    • @sstrangerthings7737
      @sstrangerthings7737 4 роки тому +674

      @@gigimutara9246 Well I'm a pagan. So I do honor and worship the Greek pantheon... What kind of question is that? Just because you heard it now doesn't mean it's true. But of course you might have mistaken Theology with Mythology it's a common misconseption.

    • @atozhimalayan7368
      @atozhimalayan7368 4 роки тому +65

      @@sstrangerthings7737 idiot did you have seen jesus

    • @sstrangerthings7737
      @sstrangerthings7737 4 роки тому +839

      @atozhimalayan7368 Respect other beliefs. Ignorant. What if if I said that Jesus is not real,How would you feel now? You said the same thing about the greek gods. But you know I respect Christianity and Christians not like you. Peace✌️

    • @anikahdunn4551
      @anikahdunn4551 4 роки тому +256

      To everyone here, gigi wondered if it was even true. They didn't say anything about it being false in the first reply. A to z got ignorant once sstranger started defending greek mythology, which might just have been misinterpreted.

  • @jbx1967
    @jbx1967 3 роки тому +580

    I love how they equate Ares with forces of evil and Aphrodite with forces of good. Aphrodite was one of the most petty of all the gods and goddesses, personifying vanity, jealousy, and selfishness. But because she was pretty, she gets a pass. Hestia, the eldest and one of the kindest, gentlest, most compassionate of all the gods and goddesses, barely gets a mention. This still speaks directly to the human condition, no matter how "enlightened" we think we've become.

    • @monikamatas9340
      @monikamatas9340 2 роки тому +4

      Yep

    • @uranusterra579
      @uranusterra579 2 роки тому +14

      Let me say that Greek gods and goddesses can have sky, earth and under earth aspects. Regarding Aphrodite, according to Plato there is Πανδημος the earth aspect who is quite as you describe her, the conditioned love, what can you do when you fall in love, and the Ουρανίαν the sky aspect the unconditional love which is the true beauty. Hestia has only sky aspect, her name in Greek means the center, the fireplace that is in the center of a house, so she represents the inner fire, the very core of the soul and she is of course one of virgins showing purity (Athena higher consciousness- wisdom and Artemis the wild nature are the other virgins). the ancient Greek and later the Romans especially those participated in mysteries had Big respect to Hestia, but yes the majority of people always wanted to fall in love with a person ;) Ares and Arenes (men in greek) have the same root as you can see, and the r- and ro- in words show roe ροη flow, so he is the masculine energy flow, in earth aspect yes he is very brutal, warlike, his sky aspect is what you can call warrior of light, spiritual defense - the action of higher wisdom (Athena). I hope you find these interesting :)

    • @patrickwilson2474
      @patrickwilson2474 Рік тому

      It's not that deep bro

    • @drippyog3935
      @drippyog3935 4 місяці тому

      @@patrickwilson2474ofc it aijr deep their virgins dudd

  • @andromedafernandes6359
    @andromedafernandes6359 4 роки тому +9984

    Zeus had an affair with someone else
    Hera was angry
    *That's it, that's greek mythology*

    • @selfcare1108
      @selfcare1108 4 роки тому +124

      @@luftewaffles He was clearly joking bruh, ηρέμησε

    • @luftewaffles
      @luftewaffles 4 роки тому +6

      @@selfcare1108 me too...

    • @anilbhura9759
      @anilbhura9759 4 роки тому +4

      @@luftewaffles oh I got it

    • @ikobhoesther6857
      @ikobhoesther6857 4 роки тому +3

      that is so fucking true

    • @rhomarencantojr.5391
      @rhomarencantojr.5391 4 роки тому +194

      35% - Creation, Titanomachy and Other Epic battles.
      65% - *Zeus being Horny*

  • @jamesissassy8664
    @jamesissassy8664 4 роки тому +2380

    A god: is born
    Their parent(s): so you have chosen death.

    • @lunchbox4217
      @lunchbox4217 3 роки тому +6

      🤣

    • @MrSmoiler
      @MrSmoiler 3 роки тому +3

      NANI!!!!!

    • @cosmicreaverkassadin1143
      @cosmicreaverkassadin1143 7 місяців тому +1

      bruh😭💀

    • @subreker2666
      @subreker2666 2 місяці тому

      Perhaps this is the reason why Europeans were so deeply immoral, because they themselves worshiped immoral depraved people. All they think about is power and greed. This can be seen from their disgusting gods from ancient times

  • @idinkain2691
    @idinkain2691 4 роки тому +10878

    Kratos: “This is all so confusing. I’ll just kill everyone.”

  • @kmckinlay8070
    @kmckinlay8070 3 роки тому +77

    Thanks for explaining this. My previous lack of understanding of Greek mythology was always my Achilles' elbow.

    • @TheLifeGuide
      @TheLifeGuide  3 роки тому +8

      😂😂

    • @seaofchamomile
      @seaofchamomile 8 місяців тому +3

      Isn’t it achilles’ heel? But nice joke HAHA

    • @roszoz
      @roszoz 7 місяців тому +3

      @@seaofchamomilethat’s the joke

    • @subreker2666
      @subreker2666 2 місяці тому

      Perhaps this is the reason why Europeans were so deeply immoral, because they themselves worshiped immoral depraved people. All they think about is power and greed. This can be seen from their disgusting gods from ancient times

  • @myrtos2144
    @myrtos2144 4 роки тому +5302

    I’m Greek and it makes me beyond proud the fact that our mythology is interesting to so many people!

    • @Cypressus750
      @Cypressus750 4 роки тому +401

      I'm not religious but I've always loved the idea of Greek mythology, and would hella not mind if it came true.

    • @cyberjayhd7051
      @cyberjayhd7051 4 роки тому +34

      Do you believe it is true?

    • @oceans5253
      @oceans5253 4 роки тому +133

      What’s the excuse for those small ass dicks

    • @fillieisreal9851
      @fillieisreal9851 4 роки тому +175

      @@oceans5253 It was cold in the ancient Greece

    • @PROGAMER-hs6mh
      @PROGAMER-hs6mh 4 роки тому +48

      I am the one who destroyed the gods and I am kratos the god of war

  • @shadowblack623
    @shadowblack623 3 роки тому +4160

    Poseidon: “Oh you love that bull? Let’s have your wife love it too”.

    • @McDjArvin
      @McDjArvin 3 роки тому +60

      I was looking if anyone was gonna mention it! Lawl

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 3 роки тому +145

      And thus beastiality was born

    • @kevinwbrake
      @kevinwbrake 3 роки тому +86

      it wasn't love, she was infected with lust for the bull, maddening lust, she even had someone make a fake heffer she could get into so the bull would do it.

    • @ethanfuego9648
      @ethanfuego9648 3 роки тому +30

      @@kevinwbrake ayo wtf

    • @kevinwbrake
      @kevinwbrake 3 роки тому +37

      @@ethanfuego9648 ? OH, I see your confusion, you think I'm trying to be funny or something, No sir, that is the story.

  • @dnnaasher5844
    @dnnaasher5844 4 роки тому +1863

    Me : Ready to sleep
    UA-cam : Do u want to learn about Greek God's in 12 minutes
    Me : Ya , it's exactly what I was looking for

  • @conorbron
    @conorbron 11 місяців тому +38

    Poseidon: I will give you an entire RIVER
    Athena: olive tree?

    • @subreker2666
      @subreker2666 2 місяці тому

      Perhaps this is the reason why Europeans were so deeply immoral, because they themselves worshiped immoral depraved people. All they think about is power and greed. This can be seen from their disgusting gods from ancient times

  • @guled72
    @guled72 3 роки тому +2980

    Zeus: god of gods, can almost get any mortal and non-mortal women.
    Zeus: marries his sister.

    • @Idk78566
      @Idk78566 3 роки тому +126

      Lmao at the start only his sisters were available for him to marry

    • @dennishuppe9902
      @dennishuppe9902 3 роки тому +64

      Keep it in the family

    • @DannyBridie
      @DannyBridie 3 роки тому +34

      that's my kinda God

    • @ema1671
      @ema1671 3 роки тому +14

      So he chose right.

    • @maralemma6431
      @maralemma6431 3 роки тому +4

      Elfren Authorlee and cheats on her

  • @ayishaisabelisip2922
    @ayishaisabelisip2922 3 роки тому +6410

    most people: hades is evil
    me: no, he's introvert

  • @johnnystander3142
    @johnnystander3142 5 років тому +14957

    Not many people know this, but the greek gods were not actually greek. They were from alabama.

    • @katelinsavitri4542
      @katelinsavitri4542 5 років тому +746

      It really hurts to know this is how people see us in Alabama 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @johnnystander3142
      @johnnystander3142 5 років тому +856

      @@katelinsavitri4542 I'm sorry. Hey! You could also take it as a compliment, the greek gods are actually kinda cool.

    • @thomvkoSH
      @thomvkoSH 5 років тому +173

      Katrlin Savitri recent news from Alabama only confirms our image.

    • @Bgf777
      @Bgf777 5 років тому +47

      Katrlin Savitri they’re only talking about the football team-and the Great Bear.

    • @anoldtimer
      @anoldtimer 5 років тому +23

      Katelin Savitri its tru tho

  • @juliadasilvaaiken7110
    @juliadasilvaaiken7110 2 роки тому +19

    Just started reading the lightning thief, so I really needed this. Thank you!

    • @subreker2666
      @subreker2666 2 місяці тому

      Perhaps this is the reason why Europeans were so deeply immoral, because they themselves worshiped immoral depraved people. All they think about is power and greed. This can be seen from their disgusting gods from ancient times

  • @rakasudijono5603
    @rakasudijono5603 4 роки тому +3227

    Basically, Zeus couldn't keep his pants zipped.

    • @marcogypaetus9607
      @marcogypaetus9607 4 роки тому +292

      In his defence, they didn't have pants back then.

    • @deannahenry8925
      @deannahenry8925 4 роки тому +12

      Yep

    • @gima8165
      @gima8165 3 роки тому +17

      His loins are on fire 🔥

    • @KD400_
      @KD400_ 3 роки тому +15

      @@marcogypaetus9607 no they just put a cloth over it lol

    • @DK_Korean86
      @DK_Korean86 3 роки тому +3

      @@marcogypaetus9607 🤔🤢🤮

  • @humanity600
    @humanity600 4 роки тому +1236

    The Kardashians: do something scandalous.
    The greek gods: hold my beer.

    • @ctrl_x1770
      @ctrl_x1770 4 роки тому +11

      Imagine being Athena and the mortals name your holy temple "The Virgin"

    • @dogmasterharley4198
      @dogmasterharley4198 3 роки тому +2

      Dionitus is the god of wine give him it

    • @ctrl_x1770
      @ctrl_x1770 3 роки тому

      @@dogmasterharley4198 dionysus*

    • @humanity600
      @humanity600 3 роки тому

      @@dogmasterharley4198 dionysius mate. But yeah I got you.😂

    • @dogmasterharley4198
      @dogmasterharley4198 3 роки тому

      Thanks

  • @Jyappino1010
    @Jyappino1010 3 роки тому +4600

    Greek Mythology Explained in 4 words:
    *_[U N F O R T U N A T E L Y Z E U S W A S H O R N Y]_*

  • @dibbage
    @dibbage 2 роки тому +10

    He forgot to add how Kratos eventually killed all of the gods…

  • @senseilekai704
    @senseilekai704 3 роки тому +3681

    Ironically, the god of hell was the nicest guy. The one time he got mad was when someone hit on his wife

    • @janson2911
      @janson2911 3 роки тому +97

      Being the God of the underworld is nothing to brag about though. I'd say by being one give Hades a taste of a humble pie

    • @janson2911
      @janson2911 3 роки тому +73

      @Wuxxy My only exposure to Greek Mythology is from Rick Riordan’s book and it was ages ago so my memory is somewhat rusty, but from what I remember, at one point, Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades was arguing who should got what and because Zeus was kinda the hero in the Titan wars, he get to choose first and he choose the sky, then Poseidon choose the sea, and Hades only has one choice left that is the underworld so hence my comment. I’m not trying to say that the underworld is inherently bad, it’s just that the choosing sequence make Hades a bit more humble because he didn’t get to choose. Sorry for getting it wrong

    • @adityabhalekar3506
      @adityabhalekar3506 3 роки тому +6

      hestia is the nicest godess...

    • @chrisackerman2452
      @chrisackerman2452 3 роки тому +9

      @abc.animal514
      And Zeus' was his sister. A lot of Greek myths includes incest

    • @ΠαύλοςΝάστος
      @ΠαύλοςΝάστος 3 роки тому +25

      Well technically, he's the God of the afterlife, not hell. He rules the heaven like place of the Underworld too.

  • @egyyolando7808
    @egyyolando7808 3 роки тому +2966

    Woman on Earth: "minding her own business"
    Zeus: *IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE*

  • @zackxr
    @zackxr 3 роки тому +4522

    So Zeus is the definition of " You either die as a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a Sex offender "

    • @subhantariq3585
      @subhantariq3585 3 роки тому +15

      fr 😭😭

    • @chris-noelkachi1696
      @chris-noelkachi1696 3 роки тому +6

      Tararararatarararatararareinrareinrareinraaareinnnraaa

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      @hossamtarek2272 3 роки тому +12

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    • @charleswhitefullbusteruchi1972
      @charleswhitefullbusteruchi1972 3 роки тому +4

      kazuma?

    • @zackxr
      @zackxr 3 роки тому +2

      @@charleswhitefullbusteruchi1972 moist cr1tikal?

  • @theguyfrominternet6392
    @theguyfrominternet6392 3 роки тому +41

    If you want the whole story from a to z in complete detail i recommend "mythos" from steven fry

    • @subreker2666
      @subreker2666 2 місяці тому

      Perhaps this is the reason why Europeans were so deeply immoral, because they themselves worshiped immoral depraved people. All they think about is power and greed. This can be seen from their disgusting gods from ancient times

  • @FioraParriesU2001
    @FioraParriesU2001 5 років тому +2618

    Life lesson from Zeus:
    *Use CONDOMS*

    • @brianpham9025
      @brianpham9025 5 років тому +32

      league of fiora the sperm would break through it’s Zeus we’re talking about

    • @Ayan_1391
      @Ayan_1391 4 роки тому +39

      @@brianpham9025 Rubber doesn't conduct electricity!

    • @soham1
      @soham1 4 роки тому

      Indeed

    • @paul141
      @paul141 4 роки тому +5

      cuz his sperm made of lightning

    • @bulletbill1104
      @bulletbill1104 4 роки тому +2

      league of fiora Zeus is the Sky father so having kids is sort of his thing

  • @rocksobad3582
    @rocksobad3582 5 років тому +2998

    Video: "age restricted"
    Me: It's because of Zeus, right?

  • @raniedelfajardo742
    @raniedelfajardo742 3 роки тому +2005

    Zeus: Unfaithful
    Poseidon: Rapist
    Hades: Loyal to his wife
    Edit: Hades is also a kidnapper

    • @jacksongregory9117
      @jacksongregory9117 3 роки тому +125

      hades, while faithful, that relationship was still born out of kidnapping and rape (depending upon your interpretation of the pomegranate).

    • @gebula2038
      @gebula2038 3 роки тому +11

      @@jacksongregory9117 not really, love can grow from that, like read a manga called light and shadow, the female lead was forced to marry and have sex by the male lead the king, but they fall in love with each other, one of the purest love in the story actually

    • @colbyrolen7159
      @colbyrolen7159 3 роки тому +198

      @@gebula2038 I'm sorry, what.

    • @ragensc1
      @ragensc1 3 роки тому +181

      @@gebula2038 my guy... please reconsider your opinions, especially when weighing reality into it. What you are describing have been psychologically named stockholm syndrome. Please reconsider your point from one man of culture to another.

    • @gebula2038
      @gebula2038 3 роки тому

      @@colbyrolen7159 just read it, its a 4.5/5 stars rated novel/manga its has a great storyline and you'll understand what i mean

  • @lizzie1160
    @lizzie1160 3 роки тому +8

    I was writing a chapter in my book while listening to this, 2 minutes in I stopped typing and starting listening to this. Very captivating

    • @subreker2666
      @subreker2666 2 місяці тому

      Perhaps this is the reason why Europeans were so deeply immoral, because they themselves worshiped immoral depraved people. All they think about is power and greed. This can be seen from their disgusting gods from ancient times

  • @S0uLGamin
    @S0uLGamin 5 років тому +1672

    “He was born lame” I feel personally attacked. Didn’t know it was my documentary

    • @bornagainliars7556
      @bornagainliars7556 5 років тому +4

      iisMisclick 🤣

    • @setokaiba.
      @setokaiba. 5 років тому +40

      It means he was born crippled

    • @tucan6376
      @tucan6376 5 років тому +40

      Hephaestus: *has birth defect*
      Hera: ...
      Hera: ya YEET!

    • @rexy5865
      @rexy5865 4 роки тому

      @@setokaiba. r/woooosh

    • @setokaiba.
      @setokaiba. 4 роки тому +2

      @@rexy5865 i understood the joke... just thought id clarofy for people that actually thought it meant lame...

  • @rated1712
    @rated1712 4 роки тому +3432

    “Half goat men called satyrs followed him”
    *Grover has entered the chat*

    • @_am_i_ell_
      @_am_i_ell_ 4 роки тому +147

      *pan has left the chat*

    • @munis1228
      @munis1228 4 роки тому +83

      coach hedge has entered the chat

    • @emmaisol2761
      @emmaisol2761 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @rochellevalenzuela4204
      @rochellevalenzuela4204 4 роки тому +123

      Ahhhhhhh a percy jackson fan-a cultured man I see

    • @aubergine1379
      @aubergine1379 4 роки тому +58

      @@rochellevalenzuela4204 another fellow percy jackson fan, a cultured group of people we are,

  • @boypandhesal6027
    @boypandhesal6027 5 років тому +5480

    "Zeus married his sister, Hera"
    My brain: *Sweet Home Alabama*

    • @denobringkemo9625
      @denobringkemo9625 5 років тому +14

      Facts

    • @nerdothn892
      @nerdothn892 5 років тому +72

      Zeus also banged a mortal as swan

    • @shiftyy3402
      @shiftyy3402 5 років тому +8

      That’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @sauce1187
      @sauce1187 5 років тому +27

      Miami Heat #10 His mother and father were also siblings

    • @JohnSmith-xq6cv
      @JohnSmith-xq6cv 5 років тому +23

      Why not Pakistan where it’s more than a 10000 times more prevalent

  • @YourAudiobook-hw8xq
    @YourAudiobook-hw8xq 11 місяців тому +10

    These are extremely valuable documents. Thank you for creating this piece!

    • @subreker2666
      @subreker2666 2 місяці тому

      Perhaps this is the reason why Europeans were so deeply immoral, because they themselves worshiped immoral depraved people. All they think about is power and greed. This can be seen from their disgusting gods from ancient times

  • @atticusv668
    @atticusv668 4 роки тому +2587

    "They're all bastards. Except for Dionysus and Apollo; they're pretty chill."

    • @amityblight143
      @amityblight143 4 роки тому +17

      Go listen to another terrible day then tell me how you feel

    • @no0b_27
      @no0b_27 4 роки тому +156

      Don’t forget Hesita 😌

    • @amityblight143
      @amityblight143 4 роки тому +61

      @@no0b_27 yeah hestia is cool

    • @mariunfabregas7533
      @mariunfabregas7533 3 роки тому +78

      @@no0b_27 Hestia is Bestia

    • @obione51499
      @obione51499 3 роки тому +3

      What’s this quote from?

  • @e11evin36
    @e11evin36 3 роки тому +9490

    Hades is not a bad guy. He is just the ruler of the underworld.

  • @shawn4997
    @shawn4997 4 роки тому +2012

    Hera: Is Zeus' sister
    Hera: What you doin' (step)bro

  • @thefirebug4068
    @thefirebug4068 2 роки тому +105

    When I was in middle school, we were studying Greek gods and I always found these stories, very weird. So I made my own interpretation in which: Zeus, Hades, Poseidon, Hestia, Hera and Demeter really existed once. They were the children of a rich couple in Ancient Greece but one day, the father (here, Cronos) started to be afraid of the future because he was losing money and he was afraid to see his family become poor in the future.
    So, to be sure that none of them would become poor, he went to kill all his children. His wife and their youngest son: Zeus, survived because the wife hide with the baby outside of the house. But she wasn’t able to save her other children who were slaughtered by their father. Then, Cronos went to find his wife (Rhéa) and Zeus to kill them too.
    Since she didn’t want to lose another child, Rhéa took a stone and attacked Cronos with it. She hit him many times in the face with this rock without stopping, she was in rage for what he had done to her children. She hit him around 28 times until Cronos stopped breathing.
    He was dead.
    Afraid to be punished for her crime, she ran away with Zeus and went to live with a shepherd who raised Zeus as his own son.
    But Rhea was still grieving from her loss. So she imagined a world where her children survived, where they were gods and goddesses who would change the fate of the world.
    She created the Greek Mythology

    • @MaxToThePower
      @MaxToThePower 2 роки тому +18

      Dude I could buy that

    • @YRTTSSFS
      @YRTTSSFS 2 роки тому +5

      & you haven’t made this a FF yet why?

    • @thefirebug4068
      @thefirebug4068 Рік тому +8

      @@YRTTSSFS Nope, Unfortunately I don’t have enough time and even if I had time, it’s hard to get readers

    • @chasedavis-easton9246
      @chasedavis-easton9246 Рік тому +2

      dude your too creative wtf

    • @missbewitched6989
      @missbewitched6989 Рік тому

      make this into a book id buy it

  • @uddomsao
    @uddomsao 3 роки тому +3105

    man: WTF is wrong with my child, he doesn't look like me.
    Zeus: 😏

    • @hayleysims9397
      @hayleysims9397 3 роки тому +4

      Heron:

    • @maxmain97yearsand28
      @maxmain97yearsand28 3 роки тому +20

      Zeus :It's my gift

    • @hossamtarek2272
      @hossamtarek2272 3 роки тому +5

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      2- the challenge of creating 1 chapter like the holy Quran which has 114 chapters.
      3- the preservation miracle of the holy Quran.
      4-the miracles of the prophet Muhammed (peace and blessing of God be upon him) sayings.
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      6- Religious comparisons and Issues in the religions except Islam.
      7- The superiority of Islam over other religions to guarantee rights and the survival of life.
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      you are the one who will choose his destiny if afterlife. You can read the Holy Quran directly and believe without checking these websites. these were a small piece of the evidence. I ask our wise creator to guide you and to make you believe in the truth. ask the creator now to guide you to the truth ❤️
      the links respectively:
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      www.islamreligion.com/category/35/scientific-miracles-of-prophet-muhammad-sayings/
      www.islamreligion.com/articles/150/miracles-of-muhammad-part-1/
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      www.islamreligion.com/category/39/existence-of-god/
      www.islamreligion.com/category/116/logical-proofs/
      www.islamreligion.com/articles/169/muhammad-claim-to-prophethood-part-1/

    • @charleswhitefullbusteruchi1972
      @charleswhitefullbusteruchi1972 3 роки тому +10

      @@hossamtarek2272 don't force it tho

    • @hossamtarek2272
      @hossamtarek2272 3 роки тому

      @@charleswhitefullbusteruchi1972 I cannot force you to believe. I just advised you as my brother. God Bless you. Check the evidence please. Initiate your search by the scientific miracles of the holy Quran. I hope you will be my friend in heavens

  • @Hussein-vk7vs
    @Hussein-vk7vs 4 роки тому +3680

    "Zues married his sister Her-"
    ALABAMA MUSIC STARTS

    • @manalm6709
      @manalm6709 4 роки тому +45

      I’m not American idk wtf Alabama music sounds like- YET I HEARD IT IM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

    • @Hussein-vk7vs
      @Hussein-vk7vs 4 роки тому +21

      manal m i meant like in Alabama they marry each otters siblings (and family)

    • @manalm6709
      @manalm6709 4 роки тому +9

      WackaCrack I know I’m laughing bc some real cowboy-y music played inside my head as soon as I read your comment

    • @scienceworld2880
      @scienceworld2880 4 роки тому

      m.ua-cam.com/video/x9S14_5vUEA/v-deo.html

    • @houndddogsss
      @houndddogsss 4 роки тому +44

      Greek mythos is filled with incest. Everywhere

  • @paulogonzalezpg
    @paulogonzalezpg 4 роки тому +580

    “He was born lame” they didn’t even give him a chance to grow up lmao 😂

    • @sstrangerthings7737
      @sstrangerthings7737 4 роки тому +13

      Lmao and hear just throw him from a mountain

    • @akhsnfs2565
      @akhsnfs2565 4 роки тому +28

      It's not only in mythology... Back at the ancient Greece, Spartan's used to kill every child that was born abnormally and couldn't fight !

    • @sstrangerthings7737
      @sstrangerthings7737 4 роки тому +1

      @@akhsnfs2565 wow that's a tough choice.. now parents struggle with kids like that.. my cousin is autistic the God's know how much their parents have suffered

    • @akhsnfs2565
      @akhsnfs2565 4 роки тому +11

      @@sstrangerthings7737 well nowadays it's often that kids will have special needs and that is ok. But if you search it up a little you will see that Spartans used to throw the weak kids at kaiadas because it was a military based country...(thats why the 300 with the Leonidas were so good, its because they were the elite soldiers)

    • @emu697
      @emu697 4 роки тому +1

      @@akhsnfs2565 yeah, if I'm not mistaken they used to "test" the baby's strength by submerging it into wine. If the baby seemed weak they would get rid of it

  • @atlas3556
    @atlas3556 3 роки тому +23

    The reason why Hades is so chill with humans compared to Zeus and Poseidon is because he deals with human souls, which are technically humans (sort of) on a daily basis, and probably came to know how humans function. He's not cruel or very kind, but he is calculating and fair, and understands life on a human scale, and acts accordingly. He even prefers the Underworld to above where the tyrannical rapist manchildren that are his two brothers stomp about.

    • @omniavanitas7893
      @omniavanitas7893 3 роки тому

      He is "chill" because he has little reason to be otherwise. Humans were so terrified of him that they didn't even dare speak his name, let alone do things that would piss him off. Still, when offended he was hardly any kinder than his fellow gods. When some Thebans refused to worship him properly, he inflicted the entire city with a plague and was only appeased when he received human sacrifice.

    • @atlas3556
      @atlas3556 3 роки тому

      @@omniavanitas7893 I mean, people were afraid of Zeus too, and when he or his sea ape brother were slighted in even the smallest way, they killed hundreds of thousands. We have to be careful when we mix Greek mythology with actual events, as religious leaders sometimes used the terror of a seemingly divine punishment, like a plague, for their own interests.

  • @jesusramirez523
    @jesusramirez523 6 років тому +5744

    Incest, betrayal, nudity... Sounds like a good HBO show.

    • @M.Đ-z4u
      @M.Đ-z4u 6 років тому +47

      jesus??yup he was gay

    • @nyniartms1482
      @nyniartms1482 6 років тому +44

      GOT 😂

    • @Justin-ev8nn
      @Justin-ev8nn 6 років тому +112

      Basically Game of Thrones in a nutshell

    • @yunshi11
      @yunshi11 6 років тому +10

      Is there a show more relevant to greek goda than GoT?

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX 6 років тому +1

      Michael Scott sounds like game of thrones

  • @nyan2317
    @nyan2317 4 роки тому +2682

    Hades was so shy that he couldn't talk to Persephone outside his own domain, and he was so scared of losing her that he had to bound her to himself.
    Hades is a whole mood, man.

    • @ashfeaster8427
      @ashfeaster8427 4 роки тому +45

      Nyan ! Insecure beta soy boy lol

    • @jude_759
      @jude_759 4 роки тому +141

      Nyan ! hades sounds adorable for someone whose in charge of dead people

    • @DJisAwesome
      @DJisAwesome 4 роки тому +181

      A hostage taker and abuser, nice. However, considering other Greek gods, he was pretty tame lol. He was also loyal af.

    • @nyan2317
      @nyan2317 4 роки тому +42

      @@jude_759 he's not even a ruler of the dead, he's just the manager for the underworld.

    • @veronicagray7171
      @veronicagray7171 4 роки тому +4

      Kamp Feaster you got me facepalming while smiling lol

  • @smoggysmokes9321
    @smoggysmokes9321 5 років тому +515

    There should be high quality films about Greek and Norse mythology, it’s so interesting.

    • @lucofparis4819
      @lucofparis4819 4 роки тому +36

      Tell that to the Christian Dictators.
      They *hate* other gods.
      As if their god was more real 🤣.

    • @Sweetetika
      @Sweetetika 4 роки тому +7

      @@lucofparis4819 Yes, My gods are better than yours. Wanna listen a fictional story about them.

    • @lucofparis4819
      @lucofparis4819 4 роки тому +3

      @@Sweetetika This statement would be inaccurate sarcasm, since I am neither Christian nor the happy owner/slave of any god being, fictional or not.
      But I definitely would listen to your fictional story 😁.

    • @Messi_Reacts101
      @Messi_Reacts101 4 роки тому +3

      Luc Fauvarque u look like a fucking fat incel

    • @lucofparis4819
      @lucofparis4819 4 роки тому +2

      @@Messi_Reacts101 I'm neither celibate nor fat. Turns out you're not very good at discerning how people look, let alone good at insults. Why were you trying to insult again? Oh yeah, I bet you're religious and insecure.

  • @eleniasimop
    @eleniasimop 2 роки тому +32

    Very good video.
    I would like to make just one correction: Hades wasn't just the god of the dead, but the god of the underworld who ruled the dead but also all the wealth under earth's surface: the metals, the various minerals and ore deposits, diamonds, precious stones etc. and the seeds of the plants, the roots etc. so he had the opportunity to let the plants grow or not.

    • @omniavanitas7893
      @omniavanitas7893 2 роки тому

      Source for the last claim?

    • @eleniasimop
      @eleniasimop 2 роки тому +2

      @@omniavanitas7893 I'm Greek and my sources are in Greek, I don't know if you could read it, but that ability of his, gives him an extra connection to Demetra, godess of agriculture. He didn't felt in love with her daughter and no one else's just by chance... Nothing in their myths was thoughtless.

  • @TrEmEnD0132
    @TrEmEnD0132 6 років тому +10989

    ... And then Kratos killed everyone ....

  • @yaz6185
    @yaz6185 5 років тому +1182

    For real I just want a Greek mythology SHOW

    • @zeniacrabby948
      @zeniacrabby948 5 років тому +6

      Does ΟΥΚ ΑΝ ΛΑΒΕΙΣ ΠΑΡΑ ΤΟΥ ΜΗ ΕΧΟΝΤΟΣ count as mythology show? I mean it has to do with it... At some point
      ua-cam.com/video/-dWJqNxF10s/v-deo.html

    • @mrpopo5137
      @mrpopo5137 5 років тому +1

      @@zeniacrabby948 απλα θεϊκό

    • @zeniacrabby948
      @zeniacrabby948 5 років тому +1

      @@mrpopo5137 κατω από βίντεο με θεούς τι περιμένες?😂😂💁

    • @r1pperduck
      @r1pperduck 5 років тому +12

      The Percy Jackson series is supposed to be coming soon to streaming or tv, the movies were shit but the books aren't bad, and the tv series is supposed to be more based on the books. If you're unfamiliar with the series, its from the perspective of a child demigod, a child of a god and a mortal.

    • @sadlyf8602
      @sadlyf8602 4 роки тому

      The Olympus Guardian. It's an old cartoon of Greek mythology. It's classic

  • @2sanblade
    @2sanblade 5 років тому +2320

    Id love to see a cinematic universe of Greek Gods like there is for Marvel and DC comics!

    • @nadeemshaikh7863
      @nadeemshaikh7863 5 років тому +24

      @@pavithra_ramachandra Indian Censor board wouldn't allow it to happen, though.

    • @2Guapo
      @2Guapo 5 років тому +120

      It's the DC Universe. Superman is Zeus, Poseidon Aquaman, and Ben Affleck as Hades.
      You're supporting cast would be Wonder Woman as Athena/Artemis and the Flash as Hermes.
      No joke, it's who they are based on.

    • @evilfrenzy4888
      @evilfrenzy4888 5 років тому +18

      Mark Jaurigue there is actually a zeus both in marvel and dc comics look it up, Zeus destroyed hulk 😂😂😂

    • @doge8153
      @doge8153 5 років тому +1

      Pavithra Ramachandra no

    • @loneranterism
      @loneranterism 5 років тому +4

      They did try 2 movies about the Titans....There was Zeus, Hades and Perseus

  • @GR-Mythology
    @GR-Mythology 2 місяці тому

    Great presentation of the Greek gods! You managed to cover their main traits in just 12 minutes, highlighting how they reflect human virtues and flaws. As a Greek, I find it wonderful that people are watching and learning about history and mythology, especially Greek mythology. It would also be interesting to hear more about how the worship of these gods influenced the daily life or philosophical thinking of the ancient Greeks. Keep up the fantastic work!

  • @Jasperlabel
    @Jasperlabel 5 років тому +851

    I feel like someone smoked some good shit in the ancient times and created these stories that lasted for centuries.

    • @erniecorella7676
      @erniecorella7676 4 роки тому +10

      Yup indeed ur probably right.🎉🎊😎 to much partying. 🤢🤮🥴 Lol

    • @gamemodifiyer
      @gamemodifiyer 4 роки тому +9

      The BrownMan Lmaoo exactly that shit more fairly tale than Greek mythology tbh

    • @kungfukenny8098
      @kungfukenny8098 4 роки тому +7

      Nah bruh. All this shit deadass happened lol the "gods" were fallen angels that came down and mated with the woman AND ANIMALS of the earth and gave birth to giants, fairies, centaurs and shit lol until the flood took them all out

    • @gamemodifiyer
      @gamemodifiyer 4 роки тому +3

      Kung fu Kenny “it happened “because it was forced down your throat and you read it in a book
      If I wrote a book about what I want in it what says it’ s wrong 😂😂 that’s basically the same logic Christianity uses

    • @kungfukenny8098
      @kungfukenny8098 4 роки тому +1

      M A whatever you say junior

  • @olivetreewhimsy2016
    @olivetreewhimsy2016 6 років тому +3940

    A lot of issues for the Greeks could’ve been avoided if Zeus learned to keep it in his pants

    • @quieres8614
      @quieres8614 6 років тому +241

      Didn't have pants back then

    • @olivetreewhimsy2016
      @olivetreewhimsy2016 6 років тому +353

      A0 A lot of issues for the Greeks could’ve been avoided if Zeus learned to keep it in his toga

    • @J040PL7
      @J040PL7 6 років тому +162

      @@olivetreewhimsy2016 A lot of issues for the Greeks could’ve been avoided if they invented pants earlier

    • @amberslahlize7961
      @amberslahlize7961 6 років тому +46

      That's a good lesson to learn; don't have sex outside of marriage - you'll pay!

    • @daddydojang
      @daddydojang 6 років тому +25

      Everything would have been fine if it wasn’t for Uranus.
      Look for giant sliced off genitals at the bottom of the sea in the Aquaman movie.

  • @ttatabyebye
    @ttatabyebye 3 роки тому +2678

    Moral of the story : Zeus is the main problem, we should avoid Zeus at all cost

    • @martinblake2848
      @martinblake2848 3 роки тому +2

      @John Wick yeh

    • @dagringeneration6197
      @dagringeneration6197 3 роки тому +5

      In other words, avoid Hey-zeus aka jesus, if not ya are guilty of Idolatory!

    • @brandonosborn1085
      @brandonosborn1085 3 роки тому +5

      @@dagringeneration6197 is that supposed to be a joke?

    • @TylerMcKinney
      @TylerMcKinney 3 роки тому +3

      All these dumbasses naming their dogs Zeus without doing research

    • @YusanTV_
      @YusanTV_ 3 роки тому

      Well time to build a lighting rod and shove it up his a........

  • @kekku2104
    @kekku2104 3 роки тому +19

    There’s often a misconception where people think Hades is evil, hellish or the devil/satan himself but he’s not. He’s the god of the dead, not death either-(which is Thanatos) Hades welcomed the souls to the underworld and ig? gave judgement and helped guide them to their afterlife. whether that be their Elysium (like Heaven), the meadows, or Tartarus (like Hell)

  • @juliansaiz5714
    @juliansaiz5714 3 роки тому +2136

    If only the people knew about child support, Zeus would be done for

    • @sydney8996
      @sydney8996 3 роки тому +60

      hes gonna have to take a loan out from hades

    • @MT-rw6ws
      @MT-rw6ws 3 роки тому +26

      Fun Fact , the economic Crisis in Greece is because Zeus couldnt stop fucking around and the Child Supports just stucked up.

    • @RobertFerro3
      @RobertFerro3 3 роки тому +4

      They’re gods, don’t they just have infinite money

    • @mojilkumar8361
      @mojilkumar8361 3 роки тому

      @@Ankit-vl8hb r/wooosh its a joke nerd

    • @Ben10_0
      @Ben10_0 3 роки тому +10

      @@mojilkumar8361 calling people nerd when you are the one using Reddit lmao

  • @juliemaeapostol894
    @juliemaeapostol894 4 роки тому +4468

    I want a Hades cuz he only loves/fancies one woman unlike his bros. 😂

    • @kajalarora1348
      @kajalarora1348 4 роки тому +336

      We all stan Hades 🤞🤞

    • @juliemaeapostol894
      @juliemaeapostol894 4 роки тому +26

      @@kajalarora1348 yeah. ❤

    • @stevenlagman7385
      @stevenlagman7385 4 роки тому +458

      Also Hades: *Kidnaps and forces a woman to be his wife*

    • @juliemaeapostol894
      @juliemaeapostol894 4 роки тому +303

      @@stevenlagman7385 at least, he only loves one woman, and that woman also loves him back. Hehe.

    • @Richard-vw6qq
      @Richard-vw6qq 4 роки тому +25

      Not exactly

  • @swagmeister5323
    @swagmeister5323 3 роки тому +3926

    i love how the entire of Greek mythology is based on the fact that Zeus couldn’t keep it in his pants

    • @ryoikitenkai673
      @ryoikitenkai673 3 роки тому +21

      Lol

    • @MrDrew2121
      @MrDrew2121 3 роки тому +66

      Zeus never wore pants….. there were no pants on Mt Olympus

    • @swagmeister5323
      @swagmeister5323 3 роки тому +205

      @@MrDrew2121 it’s an expression, oh my god

    • @aro4322
      @aro4322 3 роки тому +52

      @@swagmeister5323 Expressions in 2021? Now that's a felony

    • @00imz
      @00imz 3 роки тому +12

      @@MrDrew2121 bruh

  • @tortuha_sol
    @tortuha_sol 3 роки тому +62

    I’m also making my own mythology (kind of fictional mythology based on Greek, Latin, Chinese and Egyptian mythology) so this video helped me about the Greeks gods :)

    • @SL4PSH0CK
      @SL4PSH0CK 2 роки тому

      Chatters: overrated subject.

    • @dungusglumbus9946
      @dungusglumbus9946 2 роки тому

      Hey man, if Dante Alighieri can do it, so can you

  • @hhgff778
    @hhgff778 4 роки тому +1397

    Goddesses: *casually walks around naked*
    Also goddesses when someone sees them bating: So you have chosen, death

    • @lukedachicken9239
      @lukedachicken9239 3 роки тому +11

      zero two

    • @hhgff778
      @hhgff778 3 роки тому +2

      @@lukedachicken9239 yes

    • @Meepborp55
      @Meepborp55 3 роки тому +45

      Actually Artemis was the only one who did this. She wanted to be a maiden forever so she never allowed any man to see her naked and she basically hated men!

    • @hhgff778
      @hhgff778 3 роки тому +1

      @@Meepborp55 oh, ok. This explains it.

    • @candyqueen768
      @candyqueen768 3 роки тому +13

      Ok. Ok. Ok. Why is it the goddesses/maiden's fault? The gods were the people who couldn't control themselves. They deserve death. It's only the god's fault.

  • @cloroxbleach7183
    @cloroxbleach7183 6 років тому +1664

    Kratos: "making my way downtown.
    Waging war
    Killing gods
    And im norse bound"

    • @kylethomas9640
      @kylethomas9640 6 років тому +31

      Clorox Bleach this is the best comment ever

    • @oliedaily8746
      @oliedaily8746 6 років тому +1

      Clorox Bleach 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheRedfieldWay
      @TheRedfieldWay 6 років тому +1

      Omg yesssss

    • @killkojo
      @killkojo 6 років тому +19

      DANANANANANANA DAN ANA

    • @ermonski
      @ermonski 6 років тому +6

      H-How did you know?
      I love this song!

  • @northernlights3682
    @northernlights3682 5 років тому +2142

    I ironically learned most of this from reading the Percy Jackson series.

  • @kraken1698
    @kraken1698 3 роки тому +10

    It's amazing how someone just packs all these educational stories and myths in just a short span of time keep it up man😃

  • @mohammadnorhaffiez2513
    @mohammadnorhaffiez2513 3 роки тому +2352

    Hera: protecter of marriage
    Zeus: *keeps cheating with another woman*
    🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

    • @maralemma6431
      @maralemma6431 3 роки тому +54

      she was forced to being goddess of marriage

    • @BleachRush
      @BleachRush 3 роки тому +75

      Protector of OTHER marriages

    • @DrDhineshRaj_SDK
      @DrDhineshRaj_SDK 3 роки тому +2

      Where we can read all about this

    • @DrDhineshRaj_SDK
      @DrDhineshRaj_SDK 3 роки тому +2

      Pls tell me some book names

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 3 роки тому +4

      @@maralemma6431 - You can't force a god to be the god of something.

  • @ihavecome3127
    @ihavecome3127 4 роки тому +827

    Me, a Greek watching him explain what I have known for my entire life:
    HM YES INTERESTING

    • @amityblight143
      @amityblight143 4 роки тому +82

      Me a Percy Jackson fan: yes

    • @racheldev9575
      @racheldev9575 3 роки тому +12

      so like you learn all this in detail in school or for religious studies?

    • @ΧρηστοςΛαζαρακης-δ7β
      @ΧρηστοςΛαζαρακης-δ7β 3 роки тому +37

      @@racheldev9575 we learn this in school

    • @derkaiser9881
      @derkaiser9881 3 роки тому +4

      Why would you click on it if you already know it? Is that not a waste of time?

    • @thesophist3909
      @thesophist3909 3 роки тому +39

      @@derkaiser9881 its still fun watching someone talk about something you like. Also there might be some little detail that you had forgotten over time

  • @CashMoneyDiddy
    @CashMoneyDiddy 4 роки тому +700

    School: Takes a whole month to learn Greek gods
    UA-cam: Takes 12 minutes

    • @babitagupta6921
      @babitagupta6921 4 роки тому +24

      U r really so lucky!!! I wish this was taught in my school.

    • @CashMoneyDiddy
      @CashMoneyDiddy 4 роки тому +3

      Babita Gupta but it’s like in every world studies class ever

    • @babitagupta6921
      @babitagupta6921 4 роки тому +9

      @@CashMoneyDiddy no it has no value in India

    • @jamie-leigh5851
      @jamie-leigh5851 4 роки тому +3

      Lucky. I have so much knowledge on this and we’re definitely not learning it in school.

    • @magicminutes340
      @magicminutes340 4 роки тому

      @@babitagupta6921 same here as an Indian.. I too out of curiosity trying to understand this mythology.

  • @emily-rm2sk
    @emily-rm2sk 3 роки тому +9

    I can't get over how beautiful this art is

  • @shigerumiyamoto_Nintendo
    @shigerumiyamoto_Nintendo 6 років тому +2351

    Greek Gods would make a good soap opera

  • @girlwithapearlearring4522
    @girlwithapearlearring4522 4 роки тому +3166

    How tf was Hera the protector of women when she literally destroyed every woman who slept with her husband that she came across 🐸

    • @omniavanitas7893
      @omniavanitas7893 4 роки тому +347

      Same way Artemis was the protector of young girls and yet killed Niobe's daughters, demanded a girl's sacrifice, abandoned and in some versions killed Kalisto for getting raped and ostracised Polyphonte for getting cursed by Aphrodite.

    • @racheldev9575
      @racheldev9575 3 роки тому +13

      @@omniavanitas7893 WHAO

    • @roy.shrestha
      @roy.shrestha 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly

    • @donebydice9985
      @donebydice9985 3 роки тому +126

      She is also the goddess of marriage and sleeping with a married man broke the sanctity of marriage, which would earn you her ire. Thus her reaction.

    • @Bruno-wi1jf
      @Bruno-wi1jf 3 роки тому +1

      I tought it said greekgodx. Disappointed 😔

  • @optimistickrishiv843
    @optimistickrishiv843 3 роки тому +5997

    When you realize hades is the only one to not cheat in his wife

    • @AmbivalenceIX
      @AmbivalenceIX 3 роки тому +68

      I don’t think he had a wife. He had twin sons with Aphrodite who was married to Hephaestus.

    • @MIXTAPE0711
      @MIXTAPE0711 3 роки тому +379

      @@AmbivalenceIX Aphrodite? I thought it's Persephone which he's loyally in love with as a husband?

    • @AmbivalenceIX
      @AmbivalenceIX 3 роки тому +242

      @@MIXTAPE0711my mistake, I read “Ares” instead of “Hades”. Yeah, Hades didn’t cheat I don’t think.

    • @haroldjamespottah605
      @haroldjamespottah605 3 роки тому +31

      @@MIXTAPE0711 when u learned half of this from Blackpink how u like that

    • @blammmed
      @blammmed 3 роки тому +112

      @@haroldjamespottah605 what..

  • @IvanZhukov16
    @IvanZhukov16 5 місяців тому +1

    Wundervolles Video, mein Freund, Glückwunsch.

  • @alessandrospiridigliozzi7943
    @alessandrospiridigliozzi7943 5 років тому +1024

    I want a game-of-thrones-style tv show about the gods!

    • @quaantumrahman9672
      @quaantumrahman9672 4 роки тому +32

      Alessandro Spiridigliozzi Netflix are releasing a series called “Kaos” this year!

    • @Pain-xw1rj
      @Pain-xw1rj 4 роки тому +91

      I’d laugh my ass off if they did a Netflix series about Greek Gods where in every episode there’s always a 10 minute scene about Zeus just banging everyone he sees.

    • @finest_life9109
      @finest_life9109 4 роки тому +44

      It should be called “Keeping up with the Gods”

    • @alexandermontecelo1180
      @alexandermontecelo1180 4 роки тому +14

      Careful don't let the directors of GOT see this, they'll fuck up the ending of this show 🤣

    • @yourealittlebitfat4344
      @yourealittlebitfat4344 4 роки тому +1

      fuck game of dogshit

  • @kiyohshi6827
    @kiyohshi6827 4 роки тому +997

    *Percy Jackson Kids have entered the chat*

  • @greekmythology-369
    @greekmythology-369 23 дні тому

    This channel is really the best at putting me in the shoes of an average person from history. Thks

  • @arnelmachado6041
    @arnelmachado6041 4 роки тому +4823

    Zeus: the playboy
    Poseidon: the one who like goldfish
    Hades: the anti social
    Hera: obviously the jealos one.
    Athena: the smartass
    Hermes: the one who always steal
    Apollo: the one who sings in the shower
    Artemis: the one who kicks any man's ass
    Dionysus: the one who always come to parties and always drunk
    Aphrodite: the one who always watch barbie
    Ares: the one who always watch action movies
    Hestia: the only one who is normal
    Hephastaesus: The weapon builder
    Persephone: *insert love story by taylor swift because of her and hades*
    Rhea: Fuck u my children are completely fine!
    The children and her grandchildren:.....

  • @angieherondale
    @angieherondale 4 роки тому +565

    You forgot Hestia. She was also one of the children of Kronos. She is the one who gave up her place to Dionysus, in order for him to take his play as an Olympian god.

    • @alex-ln2ut
      @alex-ln2ut 3 роки тому +28

      YES GODDESS OF THE HEARTH!

    • @sadwasdead5065
      @sadwasdead5065 3 роки тому +21

      also she was suuuper chill

    • @hossamtarek2272
      @hossamtarek2272 3 роки тому

      Hello 🥰 🥰. In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Grantor of Mercy.
      I really liked to invite you to worship our creator by entering Islam, check the evidence of his existence, answer your questions that prevents you from entering Islam, the religion of peace. These are some pieces of evidence proves that the holy Quran is from our creator and Islam is the only true religion for the believers.
      1- In the holy Quran: historical, scientific, metaphysical, and linguistic miracles,
      2- the challenge of creating 1 chapter like the holy Quran which has 114 chapters.
      3- the preservation miracle of the holy Quran.
      4-the miracles of the prophet Muhammed (peace and blessing of God be upon him) sayings.
      5- the prophecies of the advent of the Prophet of Islam, Muhammed peace and blessing of God be upon him in the Torah and the Bible.
      6- Religious comparisons and Issues in the religions except Islam.
      7- The superiority of Islam over other religions to guarantee rights and the survival of life.
      8- logical proofs of The existence of God (any God).
      9- Logical proofs of the existence of Allah.
      you are the one who will choose his destiny if afterlife. You can read the Holy Quran directly and believe without checking these websites. these were a small piece of the evidence. I ask our wise creator to guide you and to make you believe in the truth. ask the creator now to guide you to the truth ❤️
      the links respectively:
      www.islamreligion.com/category/34/scientific-miracles-of-holy-quran/
      www.islamreligion.com/articles/347/prophecies-of-quran/
      islamtomorrow.com/downloads/Quran_Khan.pdf www.islamreligion.com/articles/345/an-unmet-challenge/
      www.islamreligion.com/category/37/authenticity-and-preservation-of-holy-quran/
      www.islamreligion.com/category/35/scientific-miracles-of-prophet-muhammad-sayings/
      www.islamreligion.com/articles/150/miracles-of-muhammad-part-1/
      www.islamreligion.com/category/36/muhammad-in-bible-and-other-scriptures/
      ua-cam.com/video/Yn0SZCvdVwQ/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/OjffwdZe4AE/v-deo.html
      www.islamreligion.com/category/68/comparative-religion/
      www.islamreligion.com/category/83/current-issues/
      www.islamreligion.com/category/39/existence-of-god/
      www.islamreligion.com/category/116/logical-proofs/
      www.islamreligion.com/articles/169/muhammad-claim-to-prophethood-part-1/

    • @thelogician3845
      @thelogician3845 3 роки тому +3

      @@hossamtarek2272 shut up

    • @aarushisood7221
      @aarushisood7221 3 роки тому +1

      YES!!

  • @samuelumtiti7328
    @samuelumtiti7328 4 роки тому +798

    HBO should make a series outta this. No, not Netflix, they’ll ruin it

    • @epjarvis1285
      @epjarvis1285 4 роки тому +95

      True! I can't think of series that HBO completely ruined...Oh wait

    • @yanni-duff
      @yanni-duff 4 роки тому +3

      @@epjarvis1285 hahahah

    • @headofathousandsheepswool
      @headofathousandsheepswool 4 роки тому +20

      Can Amazon take the job? We all know what happened to the last HBO series, I'd rather not let them have this as well.

    • @constantindenis8130
      @constantindenis8130 4 роки тому +38

      I'm wondering why is there no mythological series yet.

    • @brayden1892
      @brayden1892 4 роки тому +5

      @@epjarvis1285 😂😂😂 so true game of thrones was a shit show at the end. I wish I never even watched the last season.

  • @writinghonest00
    @writinghonest00 5 місяців тому +2

    Read ORV with zero knowledge about Greek mythology and got really immersed that I ended up here

  • @inu551
    @inu551 6 років тому +2046

    You know they give Hera so much shit for being jealous and bitter but who honestly wouldn’t be if your husband couldn’t keep it in his toga for years.

    • @Xot3789
      @Xot3789 5 років тому +50

      Kameron Hunt /brother

    • @theemyplayz7718
      @theemyplayz7718 5 років тому +12

      @@Xot3789 oof

    • @ctozhang5006
      @ctozhang5006 5 років тому +1

      not me

    • @ctozhang5006
      @ctozhang5006 5 років тому +8

      i would legit murder the one he cheated on, then torture the baby and lastly, cut his genitals off. :)))))))

    • @Trollestiatumblur
      @Trollestiatumblur 5 років тому +144

      @@ctozhang5006 The baby didn't do anything, stop trying to be an edgy emo preteen. You wouldn't do shit.

  • @Victoria-cg5np
    @Victoria-cg5np 6 років тому +2700

    Nobody understands how interesting Greek mythology is.

    • @nkm11tbm
      @nkm11tbm 6 років тому +229

      Lööpy Boi this video has 2 million views. I’m pretty sure a lot of people find it interesting

    • @Khasidon
      @Khasidon 6 років тому +118

      Most do. It’s one of the most read subjects through history.

    • @omar_elattar.5865
      @omar_elattar.5865 6 років тому +30

      I love Greek Mythology, but my favourite is definitely Norse.

    • @mikkel123sej
      @mikkel123sej 6 років тому +28

      Feel like norse mythology is rather bland, compared to greek, but that might be because I'm danish so I've learned about that shit in school

    • @omar_elattar.5865
      @omar_elattar.5865 6 років тому +18

      mikkel123sej
      Well I’d definitely say Greek Mythology has a lot more content and is a lot deeper, but I do prefer Norse. Maybe because I love Vikings so much lol.

  • @nia.r5988
    @nia.r5988 4 роки тому +519

    *Beautiful girl turns into a teen*
    Zeus: *"hey it's free real estate"*

    • @nia.r5988
      @nia.r5988 4 роки тому +1

      @@hossamtarek2272 no lol

    • @nia.r5988
      @nia.r5988 4 роки тому +2

      @@hossamtarek2272 are you ok?

    • @hossamtarek2272
      @hossamtarek2272 4 роки тому +1

      @@nia.r5988 I am sure I am ok.. if you do not want listen to me, do not reply...

    • @nia.r5988
      @nia.r5988 4 роки тому +4

      @@hossamtarek2272 lol ok then

    • @Cat_Garfield
      @Cat_Garfield 3 роки тому

      @@nia.r5988 you replied

  • @charleslomanto
    @charleslomanto 11 місяців тому +4

    This was great! What a great vid.

  • @gpodjoe9179
    @gpodjoe9179 3 роки тому +435

    I love how Zeus encourages Hades to kidnap his own daughter. Father of the year there.

    • @Drivingology
      @Drivingology 3 роки тому +29

      Zeus also had a child with Persephone, as far as I know xD

    • @sof4183
      @sof4183 3 роки тому +13

      that's what true bros do, cuz they brothers, so he shares his daughter .. with her uncle.. hehm .. greeks xD

    • @lunariousmoon
      @lunariousmoon 3 роки тому +12

      Also Hades in Persephone's uncle

    • @arianerosel109
      @arianerosel109 2 роки тому +2

      LMAO

  • @thepillar_2864
    @thepillar_2864 3 роки тому +1140

    Poseidon and Athena fighting:
    Poseidon: releases a giant wave of water, destroying anything from it's path.
    Athena: makes an olive tree, *wins the battle*

    • @camilarobles5763
      @camilarobles5763 3 роки тому +87

      makes sense actually...
      Athena was smarter and provide them a new plant meanwhile poseidon was just "bragging" his power .
      Thank god athena won like imagine if poseidon got mad and suddenly decided to drown the entire city 💀🔪

    • @isshofujitora6998
      @isshofujitora6998 3 роки тому +8

      He just made a stream of water not giant wave ://

    • @Name-co5qi
      @Name-co5qi 3 роки тому +36

      the people chose athena because the olive tree provided wood, food and oil. however, poseidon's stream of water was salty and couldn't provide much.

    • @rmcastillo83
      @rmcastillo83 3 роки тому +54

      Grass type beats water type even in Ancient Greece

    • @thepillar_2864
      @thepillar_2864 3 роки тому +2

      @@rmcastillo83 lmao 🤣😆

  • @connyaaaa5555
    @connyaaaa5555 4 роки тому +661

    I thought this was going to be a 5 second saying “Zeus is horny”

    • @MayoFilms83
      @MayoFilms83 4 роки тому +8

      lol

    • @deannahenry8925
      @deannahenry8925 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @britbarbie1699
      @britbarbie1699 4 роки тому

      @@deannahenry8925 shore

    • @ItzChocolateChipz
      @ItzChocolateChipz 4 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @hossamtarek2272
      @hossamtarek2272 3 роки тому

      Hello 🥰 🥰. In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Grantor of Mercy.
      I really liked to invite you to worship our creator by entering Islam, check the evidence of his existence, answer your questions that prevents you from entering Islam, the religion of peace. These are some pieces of evidence proves that the holy Quran is from our creator and Islam is the only true religion for the believers.
      1- In the holy Quran: historical, scientific, metaphysical, and linguistic miracles,
      2- the challenge of creating 1 chapter like the holy Quran which has 114 chapters.
      3- the preservation miracle of the holy Quran.
      4-the miracles of the prophet Muhammed (peace and blessing of God be upon him) sayings.
      5- the prophecies of the advent of the Prophet of Islam, Muhammed peace and blessing of God be upon him in the Torah and the Bible.
      6- Religious comparisons and Issues in the religions except Islam.
      7- The superiority of Islam over other religions to guarantee rights and the survival of life.
      8- logical proofs of The existence of God (any God).
      9- Logical proofs of the existence of Allah.
      you are the one who will choose his destiny if afterlife. You can read the Holy Quran directly and believe without checking these websites. these were a small piece of the evidence. till now, you don’t know why Muslims cry while reading the holy Quran and praying. This is the truth. how can you reject it? I ask our wise creator to guide you and to make you believe in the truth. ask the creator now to guide you to the truth ❤️
      the links:
      www.islamreligion.com/category/33/evidence-islam-is-truth/
      islamtomorrow.com/downloads/Quran_Khan.pdf
      ua-cam.com/video/Yn0SZCvdVwQ/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/OjffwdZe4AE/v-deo.html
      www.islamreligion.com/category/68/comparative-religion/
      www.islamreligion.com/category/83/current-issues/
      you should be happy because you knew the true merciful God who will reward you by heaven if you just obeyed him and believed!

  • @livelyluka2075
    @livelyluka2075 3 роки тому +6

    I found this video very educational because I found out about 4 years ago that I was part greek so ever since I was just kinda trying to learn my culture. Since my dad wasn't really educated about it either

  • @prakharchaurasiya8107
    @prakharchaurasiya8107 4 роки тому +844

    Again, the Goddess of Hearth, Hestia is ignored.

  • @HalfPopcorn
    @HalfPopcorn 5 років тому +615

    This would be a great Netflix series

    • @ekomdeepsingh3938
      @ekomdeepsingh3938 4 роки тому +25

      Yeet or get yeeted Not everything is made for Netflix. Somethings should be left For HBO to work on

    • @felipesoto3845
      @felipesoto3845 4 роки тому +14

      Well...it’s happening and the series is going to be called “Kaos”

    • @Subzero11062000
      @Subzero11062000 4 роки тому

      Yeet or get yeeted Actually there is now Netflix just announced a new series or movie I forgot 😅 called Kaos 🤩

    • @yyaahhzxc
      @yyaahhzxc 4 роки тому +5

      Percy Jackson’s fans have been waiting for this forever, ever since the movies

    • @moondust7027
      @moondust7027 4 роки тому

      Keeping Up with Greek Gods would be interesting....

  • @teowalcott6320
    @teowalcott6320 4 роки тому +185

    "Zeus married her sister Hera"
    I always knew Zeus was a gamer

  • @rodaborecords7294
    @rodaborecords7294 Рік тому +4

    Actually Hercules is the Roman version of the original Greek hero/demigod, Herakles. In the Greek mythology there is referred to him as Herakles and not Hercules

  • @irrot100
    @irrot100 7 років тому +2147

    They need to make a show about this ...... game of thrones style

    • @trapadvisor
      @trapadvisor 7 років тому +9

      Torri Johnson American gods

    • @tahlon8200
      @tahlon8200 7 років тому

      v add is it good tho ?

    • @obibraxton2232
      @obibraxton2232 7 років тому +45

      Americans God's is shit I want a remake of this story game of thrones style!!!!

    • @tochiokeke5478
      @tochiokeke5478 7 років тому

      v add also it really more shows the story of a slow moving fight of the new and old gods.

    • @BeeMusic2024
      @BeeMusic2024 7 років тому +18

      at least we got God of War in the meantime

  • @briarrose6442
    @briarrose6442 7 років тому +181

    The greek gods explained in a second:
    Everyone: Zeus, don't fuck it.
    Zeus: Too late

  • @marigold2292
    @marigold2292 3 роки тому +564

    Greek gods explained in one second: Zeus couldn’t keep his pants up

    • @Rose_01003
      @Rose_01003 3 роки тому +2

      Hahahah so true

    • @Ender-zx8uz
      @Ender-zx8uz 3 роки тому

      Copied

    • @johnwicksdog4399
      @johnwicksdog4399 3 роки тому +2

      He kept showering everyone from above and I’m not talking about lightning bolts or rain 😉

    • @fernandomaron87
      @fernandomaron87 3 роки тому

      More like he couldn't keep his skirt down

  • @BunimaChilling
    @BunimaChilling 5 місяців тому +1

    AMAZING VIDEO

  • @adrulsalid7721
    @adrulsalid7721 6 років тому +1628

    Which greek mythology character are you?
    1- Hercules
    2- Poseidon
    3- Athena
    4- Hades
    5- Ares
    6- Zeus
    7- Uranus
    8- Hermes
    9- DA KRAKEN!!

  • @prathameshvarsriskandaraja1977
    @prathameshvarsriskandaraja1977 4 роки тому +620

    I guess were just gonna ignore that Uranus had children with his mum

  • @blueblade6174
    @blueblade6174 3 роки тому +244

    Not even 50 seconds in and I'm like "wtf are wrong with these guys?!?!?!"

    • @teddydunn4435
      @teddydunn4435 3 роки тому +1

      Hades and Hestia are ok compared to the rest

  • @AesopsTeachings
    @AesopsTeachings Рік тому +1

    Wonderful video my friend, congrats. Ancient Greece has much to teach us. That's why we have devoted our channel to the retelling of Aesop's Fables.