Greek Gods Explained In 12 Minutes

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  • The Greek Gods represent humanity at its best and worst, from the violent and destructive Ares to the beautiful and seductive Aphrodite, Greek mythology demonstrates the epic power struggle between parents and children in an endless quest to gain control over the world. Tales pass down from each generation showing them to be some of the most influential deities in human history, that continue to have a significant impact to this day.
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  • @TheLifeGuide
    @TheLifeGuide  6 років тому +6220

    Thanks for watching! *If you enjoyed the video, help support the channel by leaving a SUPER THANKS!* Remember to *Like & Subscribe* and click the *Bell Icon* to never miss an upload. *Timestamps* can be found below:
    Time Stamps 📽
    Zeus 1:55
    Poseidon 2:43
    Hades 3:36
    Hera 4:44
    Athena 5:43
    Ares 6:57
    Aphrodite 7:44
    Artemis 8:35
    Apollo 9:05
    Hermes 9:32
    Demeter 9:54
    Hephaestus 10:57
    Dionysus 11:24

    • @DevoteeofThunor
      @DevoteeofThunor 6 років тому +16

      The Life Guide Also if you didn't know the ancient Greek religion is still alive and well in both Greece as well America,and sone other places.Earlier this year the YSEE an organisation dedicated to the reconstruction and restoration of the worship etc of the Olympians won legal recognition in Greece

    • @DevoteeofThunor
      @DevoteeofThunor 6 років тому +4

      The Random Leftist The YSEE is also located in the USA too and their headquarters are in the biggest Greek neighborhood outside of Greece in none other than New York

    • @DevoteeofThunor
      @DevoteeofThunor 6 років тому +1

      The Life Guide www.religionfacts.com/hellenic-reconstructionism

    • @DevoteeofThunor
      @DevoteeofThunor 6 років тому

      The Life Guide www.ysee.gr/index-eng.php

    • @stewartbullock8115
      @stewartbullock8115 6 років тому +1

      The Life Guide

  • @andromedafernandes6359
    @andromedafernandes6359 4 роки тому +9680

    Zeus had an affair with someone else
    Hera was angry
    *That's it, that's greek mythology*

    • @selfcare1108
      @selfcare1108 4 роки тому +121

      @@luftewaffles He was clearly joking bruh, ηρέμησε

    • @luftewaffles
      @luftewaffles 4 роки тому +6

      @@selfcare1108 me too...

    • @anilbhura9759
      @anilbhura9759 4 роки тому +4

      @@luftewaffles oh I got it

    • @ikobhoesther6857
      @ikobhoesther6857 4 роки тому +3

      that is so fucking true

    • @rhomarencantojr.5391
      @rhomarencantojr.5391 4 роки тому +194

      35% - Creation, Titanomachy and Other Epic battles.
      65% - *Zeus being Horny*

  • @puddinsmith8671
    @puddinsmith8671 5 років тому +38368

    The drama and scandals in Greek mythology are more interesting than the Kardashians

  • @mohammadnorhaffiez2513
    @mohammadnorhaffiez2513 2 роки тому +2197

    Hera: protecter of marriage
    Zeus: *keeps cheating with another woman*
    🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

    • @maralemma6431
      @maralemma6431 2 роки тому +47

      she was forced to being goddess of marriage

    • @BleachRush
      @BleachRush 2 роки тому +66

      Protector of OTHER marriages

    • @dhineshdr9903
      @dhineshdr9903 2 роки тому +1

      Where we can read all about this

    • @dhineshdr9903
      @dhineshdr9903 2 роки тому +1

      Pls tell me some book names

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 2 роки тому +2

      @@maralemma6431 - You can't force a god to be the god of something.

  • @haerahan
    @haerahan 2 роки тому +1292

    'He was born lame and so his mother decided to throw him off into the sea to drown.'
    Well, nice to know someone else had it harder than me lol

    • @talkshowc
      @talkshowc 2 роки тому

      Hi

    • @alexbellemlih2440
      @alexbellemlih2440 2 роки тому +9

      I read this at the same time he said it so that was cool

    • @craigcatley9177
      @craigcatley9177 2 роки тому +2

      @@alexbellemlih2440 I did the exact same😅

    • @DaniloDanny77
      @DaniloDanny77 2 роки тому +6

      Don't put your hopes on him. After he split with Afrodita, he married one of the three Charities and lived pretty much happily.

    • @jonathanman8299
      @jonathanman8299 Рік тому

      Nah reality is youre way more lame than that lmao

  • @kai_mp3
    @kai_mp3 4 роки тому +8786

    Zeus: king of the gods
    Poseidon: God of sea
    Hades: God of the underworld
    Dionysus: *the drunk one*

    • @itram99
      @itram99 4 роки тому +166

      the inventor of pubs and striptis

    • @rhys2275
      @rhys2275 4 роки тому +124

      yeah and i’m dope as fuck

    • @douaaiscool2710
      @douaaiscool2710 4 роки тому +40

      it's Dionysus* btw

    • @kai_mp3
      @kai_mp3 4 роки тому +24

      @@douaaiscool2710 thank you, I'll correct it now

    • @tunirmitra2056
      @tunirmitra2056 4 роки тому +28

      Thanatos god of death. Welp. Hades was ruler of underworld. So he was god of dead. English is a funny language..lol

  • @kiky.mp4
    @kiky.mp4 5 років тому +21912

    Keeping Up with The Gods

  • @jbx1967
    @jbx1967 2 роки тому +517

    I love how they equate Ares with forces of evil and Aphrodite with forces of good. Aphrodite was one of the most petty of all the gods and goddesses, personifying vanity, jealousy, and selfishness. But because she was pretty, she gets a pass. Hestia, the eldest and one of the kindest, gentlest, most compassionate of all the gods and goddesses, barely gets a mention. This still speaks directly to the human condition, no matter how "enlightened" we think we've become.

    • @monikamatas9340
      @monikamatas9340 Рік тому +4

      Yep

    • @uranusterra579
      @uranusterra579 Рік тому +11

      Let me say that Greek gods and goddesses can have sky, earth and under earth aspects. Regarding Aphrodite, according to Plato there is Πανδημος the earth aspect who is quite as you describe her, the conditioned love, what can you do when you fall in love, and the Ουρανίαν the sky aspect the unconditional love which is the true beauty. Hestia has only sky aspect, her name in Greek means the center, the fireplace that is in the center of a house, so she represents the inner fire, the very core of the soul and she is of course one of virgins showing purity (Athena higher consciousness- wisdom and Artemis the wild nature are the other virgins). the ancient Greek and later the Romans especially those participated in mysteries had Big respect to Hestia, but yes the majority of people always wanted to fall in love with a person ;) Ares and Arenes (men in greek) have the same root as you can see, and the r- and ro- in words show roe ροη flow, so he is the masculine energy flow, in earth aspect yes he is very brutal, warlike, his sky aspect is what you can call warrior of light, spiritual defense - the action of higher wisdom (Athena). I hope you find these interesting :)

    • @patrickwilson2474
      @patrickwilson2474 5 місяців тому

      It's not that deep bro

  • @kmckinlay8070
    @kmckinlay8070 2 роки тому +31

    Thanks for explaining this. My previous lack of understanding of Greek mythology was always my Achilles' elbow.

    • @TheLifeGuide
      @TheLifeGuide  2 роки тому +2

      😂😂

    • @Rae-vp4te
      @Rae-vp4te 14 днів тому

      Isn’t it achilles’ heel? But nice joke HAHA

  • @johnnystander3142
    @johnnystander3142 5 років тому +14419

    Not many people know this, but the greek gods were not actually greek. They were from alabama.

    • @katelinsavitri4542
      @katelinsavitri4542 5 років тому +717

      It really hurts to know this is how people see us in Alabama 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @johnnystander3142
      @johnnystander3142 5 років тому +820

      @@katelinsavitri4542 I'm sorry. Hey! You could also take it as a compliment, the greek gods are actually kinda cool.

    • @thomvkoSH
      @thomvkoSH 5 років тому +166

      Katrlin Savitri recent news from Alabama only confirms our image.

    • @Bgf777
      @Bgf777 5 років тому +43

      Katrlin Savitri they’re only talking about the football team-and the Great Bear.

    • @anoldtimer
      @anoldtimer 4 роки тому +22

      Katelin Savitri its tru tho

  • @idinkain2691
    @idinkain2691 4 роки тому +10711

    Kratos: “This is all so confusing. I’ll just kill everyone.”

  • @YourAudiobook-hw8xq
    @YourAudiobook-hw8xq 4 місяці тому +6

    These are extremely valuable documents. Thank you for creating this piece!

  • @juliadasilvaaiken7110
    @juliadasilvaaiken7110 2 роки тому +8

    Just started reading the lightning thief, so I really needed this. Thank you!

  • @ASOtheprO
    @ASOtheprO 2 роки тому +10719

    Kronos: i’m here to eat my son
    Rhea: here’s a rock
    Kronos: yes. This is my son.

    • @thedudeabides3138
      @thedudeabides3138 2 роки тому +466

      Dwayne Johnson : Yo! WTF?!

    • @mikhaeldavis6180
      @mikhaeldavis6180 2 роки тому +90

      ...and wanted to rule the world...smh

    • @TheOneWhoGames1
      @TheOneWhoGames1 2 роки тому +125

      “Ah so that’s why he tasted less like flesh and more like the stones of the mountains”

    • @kryrins
      @kryrins 2 роки тому +17

      Rock Brained.

    • @zacharyjohnson3403
      @zacharyjohnson3403 2 роки тому +66

      "Reality is often dissapointing." -Thanos, spiritual successor to the Greek god Thanatos.

  • @camerontessier6850
    @camerontessier6850 4 роки тому +3575

    *beautiful goddess exists*
    Zeus: it’s free real estate

  • @thefirebug4068
    @thefirebug4068 Рік тому +92

    When I was in middle school, we were studying Greek gods and I always found these stories, very weird. So I made my own interpretation in which: Zeus, Hades, Poseidon, Hestia, Hera and Demeter really existed once. They were the children of a rich couple in Ancient Greece but one day, the father (here, Cronos) started to be afraid of the future because he was losing money and he was afraid to see his family become poor in the future.
    So, to be sure that none of them would become poor, he went to kill all his children. His wife and their youngest son: Zeus, survived because the wife hide with the baby outside of the house. But she wasn’t able to save her other children who were slaughtered by their father. Then, Cronos went to find his wife (Rhéa) and Zeus to kill them too.
    Since she didn’t want to lose another child, Rhéa took a stone and attacked Cronos with it. She hit him many times in the face with this rock without stopping, she was in rage for what he had done to her children. She hit him around 28 times until Cronos stopped breathing.
    He was dead.
    Afraid to be punished for her crime, she ran away with Zeus and went to live with a shepherd who raised Zeus as his own son.
    But Rhea was still grieving from her loss. So she imagined a world where her children survived, where they were gods and goddesses who would change the fate of the world.
    She created the Greek Mythology

    • @MaxtothePower
      @MaxtothePower Рік тому +18

      Dude I could buy that

    • @YRTTSSFS
      @YRTTSSFS Рік тому +5

      & you haven’t made this a FF yet why?

    • @thefirebug4068
      @thefirebug4068 Рік тому +8

      @@YRTTSSFS Nope, Unfortunately I don’t have enough time and even if I had time, it’s hard to get readers

    • @chasedavis-easton9246
      @chasedavis-easton9246 9 місяців тому +1

      dude your too creative wtf

    • @missbewitched6989
      @missbewitched6989 7 місяців тому

      make this into a book id buy it

  • @theguyfrominternet6392
    @theguyfrominternet6392 2 роки тому +31

    If you want the whole story from a to z in complete detail i recommend "mythos" from steven fry

  • @Jyappino1010
    @Jyappino1010 2 роки тому +4552

    Greek Mythology Explained in 4 words:
    *_[U N F O R T U N A T E L Y Z E U S W A S H O R N Y]_*

  • @jamesissassy8664
    @jamesissassy8664 4 роки тому +2254

    A god: is born
    Their parent(s): so you have chosen death.

  • @atlas3556
    @atlas3556 2 роки тому +15

    The reason why Hades is so chill with humans compared to Zeus and Poseidon is because he deals with human souls, which are technically humans (sort of) on a daily basis, and probably came to know how humans function. He's not cruel or very kind, but he is calculating and fair, and understands life on a human scale, and acts accordingly. He even prefers the Underworld to above where the tyrannical rapist manchildren that are his two brothers stomp about.

    • @omniavanitas7893
      @omniavanitas7893 2 роки тому

      He is "chill" because he has little reason to be otherwise. Humans were so terrified of him that they didn't even dare speak his name, let alone do things that would piss him off. Still, when offended he was hardly any kinder than his fellow gods. When some Thebans refused to worship him properly, he inflicted the entire city with a plague and was only appeased when he received human sacrifice.

    • @atlas3556
      @atlas3556 2 роки тому

      @@omniavanitas7893 I mean, people were afraid of Zeus too, and when he or his sea ape brother were slighted in even the smallest way, they killed hundreds of thousands. We have to be careful when we mix Greek mythology with actual events, as religious leaders sometimes used the terror of a seemingly divine punishment, like a plague, for their own interests.

  • @lizzie1160
    @lizzie1160 2 роки тому +5

    I was writing a chapter in my book while listening to this, 2 minutes in I stopped typing and starting listening to this. Very captivating

  • @FioraParriesU2001
    @FioraParriesU2001 4 роки тому +2590

    Life lesson from Zeus:
    *Use CONDOMS*

    • @brianpham9025
      @brianpham9025 4 роки тому +32

      league of fiora the sperm would break through it’s Zeus we’re talking about

    • @AyanNag91
      @AyanNag91 4 роки тому +38

      @@brianpham9025 Rubber doesn't conduct electricity!

    • @soham1
      @soham1 4 роки тому

      Indeed

    • @paul141
      @paul141 4 роки тому +5

      cuz his sperm made of lightning

    • @bulletbill1104
      @bulletbill1104 4 роки тому +2

      league of fiora Zeus is the Sky father so having kids is sort of his thing

  • @zackxr
    @zackxr 3 роки тому +4488

    So Zeus is the definition of " You either die as a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a Sex offender "

    • @subhantariq3585
      @subhantariq3585 2 роки тому +15

      fr 😭😭

    • @chris-noelkachi1696
      @chris-noelkachi1696 2 роки тому +6

      Tararararatarararatararareinrareinrareinraaareinnnraaa

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      @hossamtarek2272 2 роки тому +13

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    • @charleswhitefullbusteruchi1972
      @charleswhitefullbusteruchi1972 2 роки тому +4

      kazuma?

    • @zackxr
      @zackxr 2 роки тому +2

      @@charleswhitefullbusteruchi1972 moist cr1tikal?

  • @dibbage
    @dibbage Рік тому +6

    He forgot to add how Kratos eventually killed all of the gods…

  • @charleslomanto
    @charleslomanto 4 місяці тому +2

    This was great! What a great vid.

  • @rakasudijono5603
    @rakasudijono5603 3 роки тому +3160

    Basically, Zeus couldn't keep his pants zipped.

    • @marcogypaetus9607
      @marcogypaetus9607 3 роки тому +284

      In his defence, they didn't have pants back then.

    • @deannahenry8925
      @deannahenry8925 3 роки тому +12

      Yep

    • @gima8165
      @gima8165 3 роки тому +16

      His loins are on fire 🔥

    • @KD400_
      @KD400_ 3 роки тому +13

      @@marcogypaetus9607 no they just put a cloth over it lol

    • @DavInCan
      @DavInCan 3 роки тому +3

      @@marcogypaetus9607 🤔🤢🤮

  • @ayishaisabelisip2922
    @ayishaisabelisip2922 2 роки тому +6370

    most people: hades is evil
    me: no, he's introvert

  • @kraken1698
    @kraken1698 2 роки тому +9

    It's amazing how someone just packs all these educational stories and myths in just a short span of time keep it up man😃

  • @TinyEpics
    @TinyEpics 2 роки тому +9

    Love this channel and great to see so much enthusiasm for Greek mythology! Inspires me to keep going with my own channel! 💙

  • @Hussein-vk7vs
    @Hussein-vk7vs 4 роки тому +3664

    "Zues married his sister Her-"
    ALABAMA MUSIC STARTS

    • @manalm6709
      @manalm6709 4 роки тому +45

      I’m not American idk wtf Alabama music sounds like- YET I HEARD IT IM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

    • @Hussein-vk7vs
      @Hussein-vk7vs 4 роки тому +21

      manal m i meant like in Alabama they marry each otters siblings (and family)

    • @manalm6709
      @manalm6709 4 роки тому +9

      WackaCrack I know I’m laughing bc some real cowboy-y music played inside my head as soon as I read your comment

    • @scienceworld2880
      @scienceworld2880 4 роки тому

      m.ua-cam.com/video/x9S14_5vUEA/v-deo.html

    • @houndddogsss
      @houndddogsss 4 роки тому +45

      Greek mythos is filled with incest. Everywhere

  • @guled72
    @guled72 2 роки тому +2935

    Zeus: god of gods, can almost get any mortal and non-mortal women.
    Zeus: marries his sister.

    • @zafirsiddiqui100
      @zafirsiddiqui100 2 роки тому +125

      Lmao at the start only his sisters were available for him to marry

    • @dennishuppe9902
      @dennishuppe9902 2 роки тому +63

      Keep it in the family

    • @DannyBridie
      @DannyBridie 2 роки тому +34

      that's my kinda God

    • @ema1671
      @ema1671 2 роки тому +14

      So he chose right.

    • @maralemma6431
      @maralemma6431 2 роки тому +4

      Elfren Authorlee and cheats on her

  • @internetproduction5446
    @internetproduction5446 2 роки тому +60

    I’m also making my own mythology (kind of fictional mythology based on Greek, Latin, Chinese and Egyptian mythology) so this video helped me about the Greeks gods :)

    • @sazxZi
      @sazxZi 2 роки тому +4

      where can i see it or read it?

    • @SL4PSH0CK
      @SL4PSH0CK Рік тому

      Chatters: overrated subject.

    • @dungusglumbus9946
      @dungusglumbus9946 Рік тому

      Hey man, if Dante Alighieri can do it, so can you

  • @AesopsTeachings
    @AesopsTeachings 6 місяців тому +1

    Wonderful video my friend, congrats. Ancient Greece has much to teach us. That's why we have devoted our channel to the retelling of Aesop's Fables.

  • @jesusramirez523
    @jesusramirez523 5 років тому +5730

    Incest, betrayal, nudity... Sounds like a good HBO show.

    • @user-ci7vu7eo9w
      @user-ci7vu7eo9w 5 років тому +47

      jesus??yup he was gay

    • @nyniartms1482
      @nyniartms1482 5 років тому +41

      GOT 😂

    • @Justin-ev8nn
      @Justin-ev8nn 5 років тому +109

      Basically Game of Thrones in a nutshell

    • @yunshi11
      @yunshi11 5 років тому +9

      Is there a show more relevant to greek goda than GoT?

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX 5 років тому +1

      Michael Scott sounds like game of thrones

  • @senseilekai704
    @senseilekai704 2 роки тому +3632

    Ironically, the god of hell was the nicest guy. The one time he got mad was when someone hit on his wife

    • @janson2911
      @janson2911 2 роки тому +96

      Being the God of the underworld is nothing to brag about though. I'd say by being one give Hades a taste of a humble pie

    • @janson2911
      @janson2911 2 роки тому +73

      @Wuxxy My only exposure to Greek Mythology is from Rick Riordan’s book and it was ages ago so my memory is somewhat rusty, but from what I remember, at one point, Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades was arguing who should got what and because Zeus was kinda the hero in the Titan wars, he get to choose first and he choose the sky, then Poseidon choose the sea, and Hades only has one choice left that is the underworld so hence my comment. I’m not trying to say that the underworld is inherently bad, it’s just that the choosing sequence make Hades a bit more humble because he didn’t get to choose. Sorry for getting it wrong

    • @adityabhalekar3506
      @adityabhalekar3506 2 роки тому +4

      hestia is the nicest godess...

    • @chrisackerman2452
      @chrisackerman2452 2 роки тому +10

      @abc.animal514
      And Zeus' was his sister. A lot of Greek myths includes incest

    • @user-wy9xu4ff5g
      @user-wy9xu4ff5g 2 роки тому +24

      Well technically, he's the God of the afterlife, not hell. He rules the heaven like place of the Underworld too.

  • @gypsypoo2067
    @gypsypoo2067 2 роки тому +7

    I am now into ancient greek mythology and so because of you now i am able to tell some people that i know about this stuff. Thank you for your time😊😊😊

  • @TrEmEnD0132
    @TrEmEnD0132 6 років тому +11008

    ... And then Kratos killed everyone ....

  • @optimistickrishiv843
    @optimistickrishiv843 2 роки тому +6013

    When you realize hades is the only one to not cheat in his wife

    • @AmbivalenceIX
      @AmbivalenceIX 2 роки тому +68

      I don’t think he had a wife. He had twin sons with Aphrodite who was married to Hephaestus.

    • @MIXTAPE0711
      @MIXTAPE0711 2 роки тому +381

      @@AmbivalenceIX Aphrodite? I thought it's Persephone which he's loyally in love with as a husband?

    • @AmbivalenceIX
      @AmbivalenceIX 2 роки тому +242

      @@MIXTAPE0711my mistake, I read “Ares” instead of “Hades”. Yeah, Hades didn’t cheat I don’t think.

    • @haroldjamespottah605
      @haroldjamespottah605 2 роки тому +31

      @@MIXTAPE0711 when u learned half of this from Blackpink how u like that

    • @blammmed
      @blammmed 2 роки тому +111

      @@haroldjamespottah605 what..

  • @srijasingh6533
    @srijasingh6533 3 місяці тому

    Awesome video!! Thanks for the concise guide to Greek Mythology… it’s one of the most vibrant areas of world literature.

    • @enigmalore
      @enigmalore Місяць тому

      If you love greek mythology, I'm about to upload several favourites ^

  • @danielcrowe318
    @danielcrowe318 Рік тому

    This was very well done!

  • @raniedelfajardo742
    @raniedelfajardo742 2 роки тому +1990

    Zeus: Unfaithful
    Poseidon: Rapist
    Hades: Loyal to his wife
    Edit: Hades is also a kidnapper

    • @jacksongregory9117
      @jacksongregory9117 2 роки тому +125

      hades, while faithful, that relationship was still born out of kidnapping and rape (depending upon your interpretation of the pomegranate).

    • @gebula2038
      @gebula2038 2 роки тому +11

      @@jacksongregory9117 not really, love can grow from that, like read a manga called light and shadow, the female lead was forced to marry and have sex by the male lead the king, but they fall in love with each other, one of the purest love in the story actually

    • @colbyrolen7159
      @colbyrolen7159 2 роки тому +196

      @@gebula2038 I'm sorry, what.

    • @ragensc1
      @ragensc1 2 роки тому +181

      @@gebula2038 my guy... please reconsider your opinions, especially when weighing reality into it. What you are describing have been psychologically named stockholm syndrome. Please reconsider your point from one man of culture to another.

    • @gebula2038
      @gebula2038 2 роки тому

      @@colbyrolen7159 just read it, its a 4.5/5 stars rated novel/manga its has a great storyline and you'll understand what i mean

  • @ShoSho-cq7ct
    @ShoSho-cq7ct 3 роки тому +11512

    It’s insane how creative the Greeks were. They created this masterpiece of a mythology

    • @gigimutara9246
      @gigimutara9246 3 роки тому +262

      I wonder if it's even true 😂

    • @sstrangerthings7737
      @sstrangerthings7737 3 роки тому +668

      @@gigimutara9246 Well I'm a pagan. So I do honor and worship the Greek pantheon... What kind of question is that? Just because you heard it now doesn't mean it's true. But of course you might have mistaken Theology with Mythology it's a common misconseption.

    • @atozhimalayan7368
      @atozhimalayan7368 3 роки тому +66

      @@sstrangerthings7737 idiot did you have seen jesus

    • @sstrangerthings7737
      @sstrangerthings7737 3 роки тому +838

      @@atozhimalayan7368 Respect other beliefs. Ignorant. What if if I said that Jesus is not real,How would you feel now? You said the same thing about tt greek gods. But you know I respect Christianity and Christians not like you. Peace✌️

    • @anikahdunn4551
      @anikahdunn4551 3 роки тому +254

      To everyone here, gigi wondered if it was even true. They didn't say anything about it being false in the first reply. A to z got ignorant once sstranger started defending greek mythology, which might just have been misinterpreted.

  • @knowledge_seeker_
    @knowledge_seeker_ 2 роки тому +1

    Great video! 👍🏻

  • @osumanaaa9982
    @osumanaaa9982 2 роки тому +28

    Some of these stories seem different form what I heard before. For example, the white bull actually came out of the sea as a gift from Poseidon to be sacrificed in his honor, but the king decided to keep it for himself and sacrificed another one.

  • @dnnaasher5844
    @dnnaasher5844 4 роки тому +1828

    Me : Ready to sleep
    UA-cam : Do u want to learn about Greek God's in 12 minutes
    Me : Ya , it's exactly what I was looking for

  • @rocksobad3582
    @rocksobad3582 4 роки тому +2979

    Video: "age restricted"
    Me: It's because of Zeus, right?

  • @user-qv7dv2os6b
    @user-qv7dv2os6b 6 місяців тому

    great man keep them coming

  • @radhikasheshashayee1365
    @radhikasheshashayee1365 2 роки тому +1

    Very well explained. What painting was the Elysium one? Loved it.

  • @atticusv668
    @atticusv668 3 роки тому +2561

    "They're all bastards. Except for Dionysus and Apollo; they're pretty chill."

    • @amityblight143
      @amityblight143 3 роки тому +16

      Go listen to another terrible day then tell me how you feel

    • @no0b_27
      @no0b_27 3 роки тому +153

      Don’t forget Hesita 😌

    • @amityblight143
      @amityblight143 3 роки тому +59

      @@no0b_27 yeah hestia is cool

    • @mariunfabregas7533
      @mariunfabregas7533 3 роки тому +77

      @@no0b_27 Hestia is Bestia

    • @obione51499
      @obione51499 3 роки тому +3

      What’s this quote from?

  • @juliemaeapostol894
    @juliemaeapostol894 4 роки тому +4476

    I want a Hades cuz he only loves/fancies one woman unlike his bros. 😂

    • @kajalarora1348
      @kajalarora1348 4 роки тому +337

      We all stan Hades 🤞🤞

    • @juliemaeapostol894
      @juliemaeapostol894 4 роки тому +26

      @@kajalarora1348 yeah. ❤

    • @stevenlagman7385
      @stevenlagman7385 4 роки тому +458

      Also Hades: *Kidnaps and forces a woman to be his wife*

    • @juliemaeapostol894
      @juliemaeapostol894 4 роки тому +303

      @@stevenlagman7385 at least, he only loves one woman, and that woman also loves him back. Hehe.

    • @Richard-vw6qq
      @Richard-vw6qq 4 роки тому +25

      Not exactly

  • @livelyluka2075
    @livelyluka2075 2 роки тому +7

    I found this video very educational because I found out about 4 years ago that I was part greek so ever since I was just kinda trying to learn my culture. Since my dad wasn't really educated about it either

  • @kekku2104
    @kekku2104 2 роки тому +19

    There’s often a misconception where people think Hades is evil, hellish or the devil/satan himself but he’s not. He’s the god of the dead, not death either-(which is Thanatos) Hades welcomed the souls to the underworld and ig? gave judgement and helped guide them to their afterlife. whether that be their Elysium (like Heaven), the meadows, or Tartarus (like Hell)

  • @shawn4997
    @shawn4997 4 роки тому +1998

    Hera: Is Zeus' sister
    Hera: What you doin' (step)bro

  • @e11evin36
    @e11evin36 3 роки тому +9499

    Hades is not a bad guy. He is just the ruler of the underworld.

  • @rodaborecords7294
    @rodaborecords7294 7 місяців тому +3

    Actually Hercules is the Roman version of the original Greek hero/demigod, Herakles. In the Greek mythology there is referred to him as Herakles and not Hercules

  • @michele8760
    @michele8760 2 роки тому

    Greek mythology is so facinating, I can't stop watching videos like this, maybe I'm a little addicted ;))

  • @girlwithapearlearring4522
    @girlwithapearlearring4522 3 роки тому +3182

    How tf was Hera the protector of women when she literally destroyed every woman who slept with her husband that she came across 🐸

    • @omniavanitas7893
      @omniavanitas7893 3 роки тому +348

      Same way Artemis was the protector of young girls and yet killed Niobe's daughters, demanded a girl's sacrifice, abandoned and in some versions killed Kalisto for getting raped and ostracised Polyphonte for getting cursed by Aphrodite.

    • @racheldev9575
      @racheldev9575 3 роки тому +13

      @@omniavanitas7893 WHAO

    • @roy.shrestha
      @roy.shrestha 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly

    • @donebydice9985
      @donebydice9985 3 роки тому +127

      She is also the goddess of marriage and sleeping with a married man broke the sanctity of marriage, which would earn you her ire. Thus her reaction.

    • @Bruno-wi1jf
      @Bruno-wi1jf 3 роки тому +1

      I tought it said greekgodx. Disappointed 😔

  • @egyyolando7808
    @egyyolando7808 2 роки тому +2973

    Woman on Earth: "minding her own business"
    Zeus: *IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE*

  • @amberrosecornishtropics2691
    @amberrosecornishtropics2691 2 роки тому

    Brilliant love this !

  • @emily-rm2sk
    @emily-rm2sk 2 роки тому +9

    I can't get over how beautiful this art is

  • @humanity600
    @humanity600 4 роки тому +1226

    The Kardashians: do something scandalous.
    The greek gods: hold my beer.

    • @ctrl_x1770
      @ctrl_x1770 3 роки тому +11

      Imagine being Athena and the mortals name your holy temple "The Virgin"

    • @dogmasterharley4198
      @dogmasterharley4198 3 роки тому +2

      Dionitus is the god of wine give him it

    • @ctrl_x1770
      @ctrl_x1770 3 роки тому

      @@dogmasterharley4198 dionysus*

    • @humanity600
      @humanity600 3 роки тому

      @@dogmasterharley4198 dionysius mate. But yeah I got you.😂

    • @dogmasterharley4198
      @dogmasterharley4198 3 роки тому

      Thanks

  • @uddomsao
    @uddomsao 3 роки тому +3095

    man: WTF is wrong with my child, he doesn't look like me.
    Zeus: 😏

    • @hayleysims9397
      @hayleysims9397 3 роки тому +4

      Heron:

    • @maxmain97yearsand28
      @maxmain97yearsand28 2 роки тому +20

      Zeus :It's my gift

    • @hossamtarek2272
      @hossamtarek2272 2 роки тому +5

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    • @charleswhitefullbusteruchi1972
      @charleswhitefullbusteruchi1972 2 роки тому +10

      @@hossamtarek2272 don't force it tho

    • @hossamtarek2272
      @hossamtarek2272 2 роки тому

      @@charleswhitefullbusteruchi1972 I cannot force you to believe. I just advised you as my brother. God Bless you. Check the evidence please. Initiate your search by the scientific miracles of the holy Quran. I hope you will be my friend in heavens

  • @aksharchotoo3458
    @aksharchotoo3458 2 роки тому +1

    This would be an amazing series

  • @gotsholab-dq8fn
    @gotsholab-dq8fn 9 місяців тому

    good explanation

  • @shadowblack623
    @shadowblack623 2 роки тому +4135

    Poseidon: “Oh you love that bull? Let’s have your wife love it too”.

    • @McDjArvin
      @McDjArvin 2 роки тому +59

      I was looking if anyone was gonna mention it! Lawl

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 2 роки тому +143

      And thus beastiality was born

    • @kevinwbrake
      @kevinwbrake 2 роки тому +84

      it wasn't love, she was infected with lust for the bull, maddening lust, she even had someone make a fake heffer she could get into so the bull would do it.

    • @ethanfuego9648
      @ethanfuego9648 2 роки тому +28

      @@kevinwbrake ayo wtf

    • @kevinwbrake
      @kevinwbrake 2 роки тому +35

      @@ethanfuego9648 ? OH, I see your confusion, you think I'm trying to be funny or something, No sir, that is the story.

  • @rated1712
    @rated1712 3 роки тому +3421

    “Half goat men called satyrs followed him”
    *Grover has entered the chat*

    • @_am_i_ell_
      @_am_i_ell_ 3 роки тому +144

      *pan has left the chat*

    • @munis1228
      @munis1228 3 роки тому +83

      coach hedge has entered the chat

    • @emmaisol2761
      @emmaisol2761 3 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @rochellevalenzuela4204
      @rochellevalenzuela4204 3 роки тому +123

      Ahhhhhhh a percy jackson fan-a cultured man I see

    • @aubergine1379
      @aubergine1379 3 роки тому +58

      @@rochellevalenzuela4204 another fellow percy jackson fan, a cultured group of people we are,

  • @eleniasimop
    @eleniasimop 2 роки тому +31

    Very good video.
    I would like to make just one correction: Hades wasn't just the god of the dead, but the god of the underworld who ruled the dead but also all the wealth under earth's surface: the metals, the various minerals and ore deposits, diamonds, precious stones etc. and the seeds of the plants, the roots etc. so he had the opportunity to let the plants grow or not.

    • @omniavanitas7893
      @omniavanitas7893 2 роки тому

      Source for the last claim?

    • @eleniasimop
      @eleniasimop 2 роки тому +2

      @@omniavanitas7893 I'm Greek and my sources are in Greek, I don't know if you could read it, but that ability of his, gives him an extra connection to Demetra, godess of agriculture. He didn't felt in love with her daughter and no one else's just by chance... Nothing in their myths was thoughtless.

  • @staywithsharliinbengali690
    @staywithsharliinbengali690 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for tell us. Its very helpful. I shall subscribe your channel. Thank you❤️❤️👍🏻😍😍

  • @myrtos2144
    @myrtos2144 4 роки тому +5290

    I’m Greek and it makes me beyond proud the fact that our mythology is interesting to so many people!

    • @Cypressus750
      @Cypressus750 4 роки тому +397

      I'm not religious but I've always loved the idea of Greek mythology, and would hella not mind if it came true.

    • @cyberjayhd7051
      @cyberjayhd7051 4 роки тому +34

      Do you believe it is true?

    • @oceans5253
      @oceans5253 4 роки тому +134

      What’s the excuse for those small ass dicks

    • @fillieisreal9851
      @fillieisreal9851 4 роки тому +177

      @@oceans5253 It was cold in the ancient Greece

    • @PROGAMER-hs6mh
      @PROGAMER-hs6mh 4 роки тому +46

      I am the one who destroyed the gods and I am kratos the god of war

  • @S0uLGamin
    @S0uLGamin 5 років тому +1661

    “He was born lame” I feel personally attacked. Didn’t know it was my documentary

    • @bornagainliars7556
      @bornagainliars7556 5 років тому +4

      iisMisclick 🤣

    • @setokaiba.
      @setokaiba. 4 роки тому +40

      It means he was born crippled

    • @tucan6376
      @tucan6376 4 роки тому +40

      Hephaestus: *has birth defect*
      Hera: ...
      Hera: ya YEET!

    • @rexy5865
      @rexy5865 4 роки тому

      @@setokaiba. r/woooosh

    • @setokaiba.
      @setokaiba. 4 роки тому +2

      @@rexy5865 i understood the joke... just thought id clarofy for people that actually thought it meant lame...

  • @jenosleftshoulder
    @jenosleftshoulder Рік тому +1

    i have been fascinated by greek mythology since first grade.

  • @juliansaiz5714
    @juliansaiz5714 3 роки тому +2141

    If only the people knew about child support, Zeus would be done for

    • @sydney8996
      @sydney8996 3 роки тому +61

      hes gonna have to take a loan out from hades

    • @MT-rw6ws
      @MT-rw6ws 2 роки тому +27

      Fun Fact , the economic Crisis in Greece is because Zeus couldnt stop fucking around and the Child Supports just stucked up.

    • @RobertFerro3
      @RobertFerro3 2 роки тому +4

      They’re gods, don’t they just have infinite money

    • @mojilkumar8361
      @mojilkumar8361 2 роки тому

      @@Ankit-vl8hb r/wooosh its a joke nerd

    • @Ben10_0
      @Ben10_0 2 роки тому +10

      @@mojilkumar8361 calling people nerd when you are the one using Reddit lmao

  • @nyan2317
    @nyan2317 4 роки тому +2684

    Hades was so shy that he couldn't talk to Persephone outside his own domain, and he was so scared of losing her that he had to bound her to himself.
    Hades is a whole mood, man.

    • @ashfeaster8427
      @ashfeaster8427 4 роки тому +45

      Nyan ! Insecure beta soy boy lol

    • @jude_759
      @jude_759 4 роки тому +141

      Nyan ! hades sounds adorable for someone whose in charge of dead people

    • @DJisAwesome
      @DJisAwesome 4 роки тому +182

      A hostage taker and abuser, nice. However, considering other Greek gods, he was pretty tame lol. He was also loyal af.

    • @nyan2317
      @nyan2317 4 роки тому +42

      @@jude_759 he's not even a ruler of the dead, he's just the manager for the underworld.

    • @veronicagray7171
      @veronicagray7171 4 роки тому +4

      Kamp Feaster you got me facepalming while smiling lol

  • @amultistanhere2074
    @amultistanhere2074 Рік тому +2

    Sweet home Olympus ☕

  • @BRaion619
    @BRaion619 2 роки тому +1

    I like how hades is the oldest of the big 3 bros but also one of the most chill ones

  • @jasperlabel
    @jasperlabel 5 років тому +847

    I feel like someone smoked some good shit in the ancient times and created these stories that lasted for centuries.

    • @erniecorella7676
      @erniecorella7676 4 роки тому +10

      Yup indeed ur probably right.🎉🎊😎 to much partying. 🤢🤮🥴 Lol

    • @gamemodifiyer
      @gamemodifiyer 4 роки тому +9

      The BrownMan Lmaoo exactly that shit more fairly tale than Greek mythology tbh

    • @kungfukenny8098
      @kungfukenny8098 4 роки тому +7

      Nah bruh. All this shit deadass happened lol the "gods" were fallen angels that came down and mated with the woman AND ANIMALS of the earth and gave birth to giants, fairies, centaurs and shit lol until the flood took them all out

    • @gamemodifiyer
      @gamemodifiyer 4 роки тому +3

      Kung fu Kenny “it happened “because it was forced down your throat and you read it in a book
      If I wrote a book about what I want in it what says it’ s wrong 😂😂 that’s basically the same logic Christianity uses

    • @kungfukenny8098
      @kungfukenny8098 4 роки тому +1

      M A whatever you say junior

  • @boypandhesal6027
    @boypandhesal6027 4 роки тому +5483

    "Zeus married his sister, Hera"
    My brain: *Sweet Home Alabama*

    • @denobringkemo9625
      @denobringkemo9625 4 роки тому +14

      Facts

    • @nerdothn892
      @nerdothn892 4 роки тому +73

      Zeus also banged a mortal as swan

    • @shiftyy3402
      @shiftyy3402 4 роки тому +8

      That’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @sauce1187
      @sauce1187 4 роки тому +27

      Miami Heat #10 His mother and father were also siblings

    • @JohnSmith-xq6cv
      @JohnSmith-xq6cv 4 роки тому +23

      Why not Pakistan where it’s more than a 10000 times more prevalent

  • @JonMurray
    @JonMurray Рік тому

    What an absolutely fantastic video. New subscriber ✌🏻

  • @ericcooper1213
    @ericcooper1213 2 роки тому +1

    I've always loved Greek mythology. But I hear different from other stories but this one seems like it more legit.

  • @symonyeal1372
    @symonyeal1372 7 місяців тому

    What are the sources of these images they use? I've been curious and would like to create some for wallpaper.

  • @tatakae5620
    @tatakae5620 3 роки тому +2691

    Moral of the story : Zeus is the main problem, we should avoid Zeus at all cost

    • @martinblake2848
      @martinblake2848 2 роки тому +2

      @John Wick yeh

    • @dagringeneration6197
      @dagringeneration6197 2 роки тому +5

      In other words, avoid Hey-zeus aka jesus, if not ya are guilty of Idolatory!

    • @brandonosborn1085
      @brandonosborn1085 2 роки тому +5

      @@dagringeneration6197 is that supposed to be a joke?

    • @TylerMcKinney
      @TylerMcKinney 2 роки тому +3

      All these dumbasses naming their dogs Zeus without doing research

    • @YusanTV_
      @YusanTV_ 2 роки тому

      Well time to build a lighting rod and shove it up his a........

  • @olivetreewhimsy2016
    @olivetreewhimsy2016 5 років тому +3942

    A lot of issues for the Greeks could’ve been avoided if Zeus learned to keep it in his pants

    • @quieres8614
      @quieres8614 5 років тому +241

      Didn't have pants back then

    • @olivetreewhimsy2016
      @olivetreewhimsy2016 5 років тому +353

      A0 A lot of issues for the Greeks could’ve been avoided if Zeus learned to keep it in his toga

    • @J040PL7
      @J040PL7 5 років тому +162

      @@olivetreewhimsy2016 A lot of issues for the Greeks could’ve been avoided if they invented pants earlier

    • @amberslahlize7961
      @amberslahlize7961 5 років тому +46

      That's a good lesson to learn; don't have sex outside of marriage - you'll pay!

    • @daddydojang
      @daddydojang 5 років тому +25

      Everything would have been fine if it wasn’t for Uranus.
      Look for giant sliced off genitals at the bottom of the sea in the Aquaman movie.

  • @w1nzton
    @w1nzton Рік тому

    nice my 12 minutes turned into 2 hours lol. i appreciate this very much. this gave me a profound insight

  • @MrFreedomforyou
    @MrFreedomforyou 2 роки тому +1

    Great storytelling

  • @paulogonzalezpg
    @paulogonzalezpg 4 роки тому +582

    “He was born lame” they didn’t even give him a chance to grow up lmao 😂

    • @sstrangerthings7737
      @sstrangerthings7737 4 роки тому +13

      Lmao and hear just throw him from a mountain

    • @akhsnfs2565
      @akhsnfs2565 4 роки тому +28

      It's not only in mythology... Back at the ancient Greece, Spartan's used to kill every child that was born abnormally and couldn't fight !

    • @sstrangerthings7737
      @sstrangerthings7737 4 роки тому +1

      @@akhsnfs2565 wow that's a tough choice.. now parents struggle with kids like that.. my cousin is autistic the God's know how much their parents have suffered

    • @akhsnfs2565
      @akhsnfs2565 4 роки тому +11

      @@sstrangerthings7737 well nowadays it's often that kids will have special needs and that is ok. But if you search it up a little you will see that Spartans used to throw the weak kids at kaiadas because it was a military based country...(thats why the 300 with the Leonidas were so good, its because they were the elite soldiers)

    • @emu697
      @emu697 4 роки тому +1

      @@akhsnfs2565 yeah, if I'm not mistaken they used to "test" the baby's strength by submerging it into wine. If the baby seemed weak they would get rid of it

  • @arnelmachado6041
    @arnelmachado6041 3 роки тому +4830

    Zeus: the playboy
    Poseidon: the one who like goldfish
    Hades: the anti social
    Hera: obviously the jealos one.
    Athena: the smartass
    Hermes: the one who always steal
    Apollo: the one who sings in the shower
    Artemis: the one who kicks any man's ass
    Dionysus: the one who always come to parties and always drunk
    Aphrodite: the one who always watch barbie
    Ares: the one who always watch action movies
    Hestia: the only one who is normal
    Hephastaesus: The weapon builder
    Persephone: *insert love story by taylor swift because of her and hades*
    Rhea: Fuck u my children are completely fine!
    The children and her grandchildren:.....

  • @UHFStation1
    @UHFStation1 Рік тому

    Except for audio issues this was a really nice summary.

  • @xXBuddhaWukongXx
    @xXBuddhaWukongXx Рік тому

    Aye I just watched all your god videos that fire can u do more please

  • @inu551
    @inu551 5 років тому +2049

    You know they give Hera so much shit for being jealous and bitter but who honestly wouldn’t be if your husband couldn’t keep it in his toga for years.

    • @ashleypineda9715
      @ashleypineda9715 5 років тому +50

      Kameron Hunt /brother

    • @theemyplayz7718
      @theemyplayz7718 5 років тому +12

      @@ashleypineda9715 oof

    • @ctozhang5006
      @ctozhang5006 5 років тому +1

      not me

    • @ctozhang5006
      @ctozhang5006 5 років тому +8

      i would legit murder the one he cheated on, then torture the baby and lastly, cut his genitals off. :)))))))

    • @Trollestiatumblur
      @Trollestiatumblur 5 років тому +145

      @@ctozhang5006 The baby didn't do anything, stop trying to be an edgy emo preteen. You wouldn't do shit.

  • @kiyohshi6827
    @kiyohshi6827 4 роки тому +998

    *Percy Jackson Kids have entered the chat*

  • @cyanlucky7119
    @cyanlucky7119 2 роки тому

    hey man keep it up this shit is awesome

  • @conorbron
    @conorbron 3 місяці тому +1

    Poseidon: I will give you an entire RIVER
    Athena: olive tree?

  • @cloroxbleach7183
    @cloroxbleach7183 5 років тому +1666

    Kratos: "making my way downtown.
    Waging war
    Killing gods
    And im norse bound"

    • @kylethomas9640
      @kylethomas9640 5 років тому +31

      Clorox Bleach this is the best comment ever

    • @oliedaily8746
      @oliedaily8746 5 років тому +1

      Clorox Bleach 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheRedfieldWay
      @TheRedfieldWay 5 років тому +1

      Omg yesssss

    • @killkojo
      @killkojo 5 років тому +19

      DANANANANANANA DAN ANA

    • @ermonski
      @ermonski 5 років тому +6

      H-How did you know?
      I love this song!

  • @connyaaaa5555
    @connyaaaa5555 4 роки тому +664

    I thought this was going to be a 5 second saying “Zeus is horny”

    • @MayoFilms83
      @MayoFilms83 3 роки тому +8

      lol

    • @deannahenry8925
      @deannahenry8925 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @britbarbie1699
      @britbarbie1699 3 роки тому

      @@deannahenry8925 shore

    • @ItzChocolateChipz
      @ItzChocolateChipz 3 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @hossamtarek2272
      @hossamtarek2272 2 роки тому

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      1- In the holy Quran: historical, scientific, metaphysical, and linguistic miracles,
      2- the challenge of creating 1 chapter like the holy Quran which has 114 chapters.
      3- the preservation miracle of the holy Quran.
      4-the miracles of the prophet Muhammed (peace and blessing of God be upon him) sayings.
      5- the prophecies of the advent of the Prophet of Islam, Muhammed peace and blessing of God be upon him in the Torah and the Bible.
      6- Religious comparisons and Issues in the religions except Islam.
      7- The superiority of Islam over other religions to guarantee rights and the survival of life.
      8- logical proofs of The existence of God (any God).
      9- Logical proofs of the existence of Allah.
      you are the one who will choose his destiny if afterlife. You can read the Holy Quran directly and believe without checking these websites. these were a small piece of the evidence. till now, you don’t know why Muslims cry while reading the holy Quran and praying. This is the truth. how can you reject it? I ask our wise creator to guide you and to make you believe in the truth. ask the creator now to guide you to the truth ❤️
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      you should be happy because you knew the true merciful God who will reward you by heaven if you just obeyed him and believed!

  • @paulicel9257
    @paulicel9257 Рік тому

    Greeks you've received my gratitude, most of fantasy movies have been derived from your creativity.
    Plus you've left noose mythology way behind

  • @vassa1972
    @vassa1972 2 роки тому +1

    Very cool video I appreciate it I'm Peter from Hamilton Ontario Canada and I'm from a Macedonian background but was born and raised in Toronto Ontario Canada.

  • @northernlights3682
    @northernlights3682 5 років тому +2145

    I ironically learned most of this from reading the Percy Jackson series.

  • @swagmeister5323
    @swagmeister5323 2 роки тому +3940

    i love how the entire of Greek mythology is based on the fact that Zeus couldn’t keep it in his pants

    • @ryoikitenkai673
      @ryoikitenkai673 2 роки тому +22

      Lol

    • @MrDrew2121
      @MrDrew2121 2 роки тому +68

      Zeus never wore pants….. there were no pants on Mt Olympus

    • @swagmeister5323
      @swagmeister5323 2 роки тому +208

      @@MrDrew2121 it’s an expression, oh my god

    • @aro4322
      @aro4322 2 роки тому +53

      @@swagmeister5323 Expressions in 2021? Now that's a felony

    • @00imz
      @00imz 2 роки тому +13

      @@MrDrew2121 bruh

  • @fiftheyeblind
    @fiftheyeblind Рік тому +4

    *Me just sitting here waiting for Kratos to show up*

  • @moga1968
    @moga1968 2 роки тому +1

    Greaat!!!! Wonderful !