What you said about Endgame Thanos was true. But remember, his crimes up until 2014 were the same. So you could've just made a distinct charge between the two. Attempted genocide is one of them.
Wouldn't Thanos' fight with the Hulk constitute as self-defense as Loki said, "We have a Hulk." Thanos looked a little surprised to see the Hulk indicated that he wasn't expecting a surprise attack.
Punisher murdering Stiltman for trying to be a Hero was the worst thing Punisher has done . Worst thing Stiltman man as done was robb a atm back in the days 😮
Current Leaderboards: Arthur Morgan: 420 Death Sentences Thanos: 5.03 Trillion Life Sentences Thanos: $6.1 Trillion Fine Carl Johnson: 23,631.5+ Years In Prison
Technically, you could still charge alternate timeline Thanos for the stuff he did by the time of the first "Guardians of the Galaxy," if you make another video with that Thanos, you could start it at that point
Do 2009 movie Watchmen and its characters like Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias, Edward Blake/The Comedian, Walter Kovacs/Rorschach for their Crimes. Its being 15 years since movie release.
I'd argue that the sentence is light since he's 1000 years old in infinity war and has been conquering and committing genocide for at least 800 years. I would also say that the number of people in the universe is light, so in all likeliness the murder count is probably even higher.
This is only taking into account what we actually saw with our own eyes in the movies. It did not take into account his hundred of years of tyranny from world to world prior to the movies so yeah. I’m guessing hundred billions more casualties pre infinity war.
If I recall, isn't the War Machine Armor Government Property (Specifically, USAF)? Maybe a charge of "Damage to Government Property" should be included when he squished War Machine's armor with the Space Stone. (And I'm willing to bet that the armor itself costs many times more than an F-22 Raptor) Not to mention, all the crimes he did in Wakanda (especially towards Black Panther, who's a sovereign) should also have their own set of violations, not that we know much about Wakandan Laws anyways
All these supervillain crimes further reinforce why the Sokovia accords were COMPLETELY USELESS. And technically, the theft of the Reality Stone is not the theft of government property, as Knowhere has no government or regulation, and he did plan the killing of Gamora, rendering it 1st-degree. We now conclude this broadcast of Random Marvel Nerd Rants. 😁
If the Fairy Tail guild were charged for their crimes. Because I am convinced the villains broke fewer laws than the guild did over the course of that anime if not in severity at least sheer numbers. Off the top of my head. Assault, trespassing, property damage, and my personal favorite, treason.
Wait, how are the Infinity Stones government property exactly? * The Space Stone definitely is, since it was kept in Odin's Vault, which means it was under the possession of Asgard's monarchy * The Power Stone also probably counts, since it was under the possession of the Nova Corps * The Mind Stone was under the possession of Vision, and in fact was a life support system for him, which I'm assuming is its own crime * The Reality Stone was under the possession of the Collector, though it was given to him by the Asgardians * The Time Stone was under the possession of Doctor Strange * The Soul Stone was under the possession of Red Skull So most of the Infinity Stones were under the possession of individuals, not governments???
Saul Goodman brings him down to 5 years.
Less, 2 months
Lol
“Your honor, the universe is running out of resources. Can you really call it genocide, or perhaps self-defense from human nature itself.”
Nah jayoma
thats a good one
5 trillion life sentences followed by 6 months for evading arrest 😂
Funny asl😂😂😂
Billion*
@gohawks8880 Unlimited actually, since he killed half of all life in the Universe, which is half of unlimited count.
@@gohawks8880trillion
it could be more than 5 trillion, as it could be that there are way more than just 10 trillion humanoid in the mcu
After watching this video, I've learned that throwing a moon at someone is illegal and the charges are serious
I think with good representation it can be moved to a grey area
There are no gray areas. He Ona evil darker path.
@@pogcow4178 there no such thing as gray areas, he took the wrong and evil path.
@@bryantsteury8910 bad.
You know it’s Thanos when he’s getting a Death sentence in the first minute of the video.
40 seconds into the video and Thanos already has a kidnapping charge, life imprisonment and $100,000,000 fine.
*$1,000,000,000
What with all the government properties in space ? How is that a offense ?
Shortly followed by a death sentence 🤣🤣
its a 1 billion dollar fine, not a measly 100 million dollars.
Bro caught the life imprisonment in the first 2 mins😭
40 seconds*
"yea lets lock up a guy who wiped out half of all life on earth, he shouldn't resist"
He wouldn't mind, He already finished his mission.
I mean he has a couple of death sentences
Thanos: I'm inevitable
Real life: You have no power here.
on earth, 😆, in the universe!
I imagine Thanos getting public execution, especially after killing half of the universe and committed so much genocide.
They would not even bother taking him alive. After wiping out half of all living things in the entire universe they would just send a kill squad.
@@MrHillBilly-j7f Kos type of shit
Thanos also entered wakanda illegally and assaulted the king. Plus, he's an accessory to everything his children did on earth
He should've got a few life sentences for Animal Cruelty the way he was beating the hell out of the Avengers.
Animal... cruelty?
What you said about Endgame Thanos was true.
But remember, his crimes up until 2014 were the same.
So you could've just made a distinct charge between the two.
Attempted genocide is one of them.
Wouldn't Thanos' fight with the Hulk constitute as self-defense as Loki said, "We have a Hulk." Thanos looked a little surprised to see the Hulk indicated that he wasn't expecting a surprise attack.
Hulk was acting in self defence
Thanos invaded private property.
Yup. defending someone else like it's urself counts as defence just the same as u would be that person.@@My0ldFr13nd
If Jon Bernthal’s Punisher was charged for his crimes.
Now this is interesting
That’s gonna be a doozy.
Speaking of The Punisher, I REALLY like how his John Wick video was quite an action video for counting crimes :P
i Don't think He REALLY committed any crimes though I think it was just the way He handled things in a chaotic Good way but doesn't make Him a villain
Punisher murdering Stiltman for trying to be a Hero was the worst thing Punisher has done . Worst thing Stiltman man as done was robb a atm back in the days 😮
Current Leaderboards:
Arthur Morgan: 420 Death Sentences
Thanos: 5.03 Trillion Life Sentences
Thanos: $6.1 Trillion Fine
Carl Johnson: 23,631.5+ Years In Prison
Funny how 2/3 are litteraly just human beings
Someone pin this man!
Ironically both characters are from both Rockstar Games.
@@jonathonspears7736 *Woman if you’re asking 💀
@@RinOtonashi and another character from gta if he counts, idk if he does, but i guess as an honourable mention: the gta online protagonist
Do if Megatron was Charged for Crimes! (live action one)
And i think he'd also get a long sentence
Already know that Thanos sentence would be insane
Your honor, in my clients defense he was trying to save the world
"Quit playing, he threw a moon at someone. Your honor if this happened on Earth it will be the end of Earth"
As a cop if I saw Thanos had a warrant… I’m good, yeah I’m gone actually😅
If Makarov from cod was charged for his crimes.
_Which one?_
The OG or Reboot era Makarov?
@@alexfischer7876 og
Technically, you could still charge alternate timeline Thanos for the stuff he did by the time of the first "Guardians of the Galaxy," if you make another video with that Thanos, you could start it at that point
Not even 60 seconds in and he already got life+15
I was waiting for you to do this one. Glad you finally did.
If Dominic Toretto was charged for his crimes
This was more even Insane than Darth Vader!!!
Only 5.03 trillion life sentences?? That is nothing as i have got 10.92 quadrilion life sentences
Bro needs Jayoma at this point. He will be free the same day.
Thanos was just trying to beat Darth Vader's record
2 life sentences and 10 yesrs in prison and a 1b dollar fine in the first minute is crazy
If Daredevil was charged for his crimes.
If Deadpool was charged for his crimes.
6:04- When he got the time stone, it was Strange who gave it to him, he didn’t stole it, so it’s not theft!
Unlawfully receiving items belong to the government/religious groups/dynasties is theft.
1 minute in and he's already got a death sentence 2 life sentences 15+years in prison and a 1,000,000,000$ fine.
I honestly expected more.
if thanos got charged he would snap once again
we need a part 2 or maybe even a part 3 for our gta online character's crimes
Eventually when thanos and his ship showed up to avengers hq, when he destroyed the base, he would be charged for destruction of property.
Thanks been waiting for this
Well, he got one of his 4 death sentences.
Do 2009 movie Watchmen and its characters like
Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias, Edward Blake/The Comedian, Walter Kovacs/Rorschach for their Crimes. Its being 15 years since movie release.
Jason Bourne next
3:41 That guy was an illusion.
Not that he isn't as depraved.
if junko enoshima from danganronpa was charged for her crimes
Day 1 of requesting if vin diesel and baby driver were charged for their crime
And don't forget, these are his crimes that we know about and he is around 1,000 years old in Infinity War.
So approximately thanos would need to take 5,006,103,313,314 lives to complete his sentence.💀💀💀
I'd argue that the sentence is light since he's 1000 years old in infinity war and has been conquering and committing genocide for at least 800 years. I would also say that the number of people in the universe is light, so in all likeliness the murder count is probably even higher.
Woudn't it be 299 counts of murder for the dwarfs as one is still left alive for the exposition?
Do we have one of Sauron? To complete the Evil Lord trifecta.
You could reduce the 5.000.000.000.000 Kills to "Mass Murder" and Death Sentence
Wouldn't Thanos' attack on the Asgardians' vessel count as a war crime since it was an unarmed-rescue ship for Ragnarök survivors?
Death Penalty is the only thing Thanos deserves cause of all the lives he’s taken.
This is only taking into account what we actually saw with our own eyes in the movies. It did not take into account his hundred of years of tyranny from world to world prior to the movies so yeah. I’m guessing hundred billions more casualties pre infinity war.
What would be his sentencing in that case?
Not even a minute in and thanos already got life in prison😂
6:15 Trespassing
I think he killed Cap with that punch at 6:45. The reverse with the time stone brought him back
No, he only reversed vision's death he didn't reserve everything in the place.
@@malikpierre-louis3343 any proof of that.
less than 1 minute in and already a 1B fine that crazy
Please make Loki in the next Video!!!❤🎉
If I recall, isn't the War Machine Armor Government Property (Specifically, USAF)? Maybe a charge of "Damage to Government Property" should be included when he squished War Machine's armor with the Space Stone. (And I'm willing to bet that the armor itself costs many times more than an F-22 Raptor)
Not to mention, all the crimes he did in Wakanda (especially towards Black Panther, who's a sovereign) should also have their own set of violations, not that we know much about Wakandan Laws anyways
2005 Tripods From War Of The Worlds Next Plsss!!!
I like how it implies that Infinity Stones are government property
good to know that killing half the universe will not grant you death sentence
Darth Vader's Fine should've been in Credits (The Currency in Star War).
only villains can die twice in the same movie
Mein Gott!
He got a Big Sentence in the Start of the Beginning, That's how BIG of a Criminal he is!
Bro needs Batman at the gate
Can you do if Chris McClain from Total drama was charged for his crimes??
This would be great!
If Ultraman was charged for his crimes [Evidence: Shin Ultraman (2022)]
In the first 40 seconds Thanos it's sentenced to life in Prison and 15 years
bro's life sentences equals:
"1.25e+14"
which is am assuming the rest of time lol
Thanos crash a freaking moon and charged with environmental violation 😂
1 minute into the video and he’s already looking at a life sentence 💀
If Loki was charged for his crimes next
I'll do you one better
Suspect: Thanos
Crimes: ....everything we just listed
Sentence: Ghost Rider
Destruction of property for Vision lololololol
Some guy : Free my man, he did nothing wrong !
What the man did :
He violated a No Fly Zone over NYC, FAA Pilot Certificate revoke and 2,686$ fine for flying recklessly
made the gta online chracter look like yur avg infraction victim😂😂
In GTA he would only get 6 hours of jail plus $1000 fine
First and w vid!
This does put a smile on my face
@@cinemacop 🫰🟣🔵🔴🟠🟢🟡
If Thomas Jane’s Punisher was charged for his crimes.
The most Big record Of Life Sentences in this video. The winner it's: Thanos! Edit: Thanks for the heart, brother
If the Blues Brothers were charged for their crimes
Thanos' biggest crimes in Washington state, USA based off his name.
Thanos
Murder
Next Episode: If Big Boss/Solid Snake were charged for their crimes.
If Vic Mackey was charged for his crimes.
Can you make all crimes of Slendrina!
Jayoma can reduce this to a parking ticket
and thats only the stuff we’ve seen
All these supervillain crimes further reinforce why the Sokovia accords were COMPLETELY USELESS. And technically, the theft of the Reality Stone is not the theft of government property, as Knowhere has no government or regulation, and he did plan the killing of Gamora, rendering it 1st-degree. We now conclude this broadcast of Random Marvel Nerd Rants. 😁
If Megatron was charged for his crimes
If the Fairy Tail guild were charged for their crimes.
Because I am convinced the villains broke fewer laws than the guild did over the course of that anime if not in severity at least sheer numbers.
Off the top of my head. Assault, trespassing, property damage, and my personal favorite, treason.
If Zemo was charged for his crimes
If Benjamen Sisko was charged for his crimes.
Thanos had aura
If Baby Driver was charged for his crimes.
Wait, how are the Infinity Stones government property exactly?
* The Space Stone definitely is, since it was kept in Odin's Vault, which means it was under the possession of Asgard's monarchy
* The Power Stone also probably counts, since it was under the possession of the Nova Corps
* The Mind Stone was under the possession of Vision, and in fact was a life support system for him, which I'm assuming is its own crime
* The Reality Stone was under the possession of the Collector, though it was given to him by the Asgardians
* The Time Stone was under the possession of Doctor Strange
* The Soul Stone was under the possession of Red Skull
So most of the Infinity Stones were under the possession of individuals, not governments???
If Zemo Was Charged For His Crimes
If Scarlet Witch was charged for her crimes
“Where’s the stone?”
The was a snatch reference.
Bear in mind that most of his crimes is in outer space.
None of us have jurisdiction there :P
reverse flash would be good idea
If vince and jules from pulp fiction was charged for their crimes