Bad Apple but the lyrics are describing what happens in the video
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- "Unsatisfactory Pippin" - a literal music video of Bad Apple ( • 【東方】Bad Apple!! ＰＶ【影絵】 )
A demoscene release by Gasman presented at FieldFX 2020.
(update 2021-02-19) ONE MILLION VIEWS! Thanks everyone for making this happen :-) It seems a bit nuts that roughly 1 in 60 people who watched the original Bad Apple have now seen this...
"But i dont know why they are dressed as a pot plant and a bull"
IM DEAD
They really did her dirty like that 💀💀
Pun intended?
Why tho
There are two types of people. Those who played Touhou, and everyone else. I'm the second type pls help me
@@reddpoint3788 there is no help for you here...
...because I am too Dx
"Now she's got a cup of tea, oh my gosh she's dropped it"
I think the British accent makes that so much better
Ayo u got a Slifer PFP
You play Yu-Gi-Oh too?
He was undereacting when he said "oh my gosh she'e dropped it"
As a british I cried seeing somebody brutally murdered a cup of tea
@@Aki-ChanVT fluffals and heroes for the win bro
In can tell why he is shocked he’s British
The storyline of Touhou 8, summed up in four sentences:
"There's a funny glowing ball,"
"And I wonder what it is."
"Doesn't want to shake my hand..."
"... Well I'm so offended now..."
_bullet spam noises_
idk what u are talking about, i only know about sakuya cause im a jojofan lvl 99
@@nestorpittaluga3890 oh boy, are you in for a fun adventure!
_throws you into the aggressive bulletscape_
@@nestorpittaluga3890 feo
@@barrysteakfriessimp_real so, i discovered 300 heroes exist and im having the biggest mental breakdown in my life
E
I choked on:
*_“Going to skip past the next girl ‘cause she’s too boring!”_*
" A woman with a fan and she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air, but it's actually a boat"
Biggest plot twist I've ever seen
@@angelboy8427 ehhhh I like it still lol, you might see it bad but check out the original lol
@@angelboy8427 why the fuck do you think it's called BAD Apple
@@angelboy8427 Lmao the song has been trending for the past 10 years, you just havent caught up on the memes old man.
Ik
666 likes o.o
“And the woman in the boat has a bloody massive scythe”
*I LOVE THESE LYRICS THEY’RE SO CREATIVE*
“pose off like charlie’s angels”
“like david bloody copperfield”
i love this
69th like
Yes your so right
i agree
technically, no, they’re _not_ creative, they’re just saying what’s happening on screen.
(video still good tho)
Bad Apple but you don't know who is this Touhou guy that everyone is talking about
@just a boi god damnit yagoo. Got a whole harem he ain't sharing.
@just a boi ya guys watched yagoo's latest video on his channel?
@just a boi boi i never expected yagoo appeared in touhou comment section 😂
thAts me
Can u explain tf is touhou
I want someone to animate over this without having seen the actual animation.
I would try but it would take forever ;-;
@@bunnylord-fz4doim not certain, but i hink you also watched the video
Yea but I can bearly remember anything about it@@MildlySpicedMcVities
@@MildlySpicedMcVities what makes you think that?
@@Cole_Is_A_Mole I'm not sure, probably wrong though
I like the part where he said,”Now there’s a woman”
WHICH part where he said now there’s a woman?
It think the part with NOW is better
@potato sauce They're talking about ¿sweeze?
@@The.Zoob. What?
@¿sweeze? butters
This reminds me of when a 3rd grade student writes a sentence and doesn’t stop it at the right time
..... *me a 21 year old high school graduate*: y...yeah third grader ... I ... I never do that
fun fact on how to make your sentences be way too long! just use "and" instead of "."
Yea
or when you're 17 and you have adhd but you forgot to take your pills
@@terraria_pog2355 "and" is boring. use "therefore", "despite than", "after that", etc.
"Unconvincing eye is a girl's umbrella" is a so much better title for Bad Apple than Bad Apple ever was.
it sounds like a touhou music title
Unconvincing Eye ~ a Girl’s Umbrella
wait a minute, ISN'T THAT KOGASA????
Touhou 20: Tadpole Of the Sky
It’s such a good name-
One day, about a year ago, this popped up in my recommended section on the UA-cam homepage. Curious, I clicked it, and discovered this song, which practically changed me. It was my introduction to Bad Apple - which is still my favourite song - and TouHou overall, and I always think, 'I don't know where I would be right now if I hadn't found Bad Apple"! Thank you
What an intro, lol
A1 grade personal recount
@@keetee916 😂
same
I perfer Flandre's theme but yeah bad apple is good too
The British accent gives it a whole new layer of magical I didn't know I had been asking for.
@just a boi Wrong.
iim not ruining the like amount- and tbh I agree
@just a boi wrong, you are spanish
I can never tell if these are insults or compliments. I don't know whether to appreciate this comment of be offended by it. But I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say it was with good faith.
Holy fuck that was the most british way to say that
accents make everything better. wish i had one
“Doesn’t want to shake my hand…well I’m so offended now” will forever be one of the most iconic song lyrics in meme history
Me irl 3 years ago
Y e s
This is Twitter, try and prove me wrong
Im the 666th like
I was about to say that but I guess not now lol
YingYang is a powerful statement about good and evil
Singer: _swirly dot_
That's what it actually is. _swirly dot_
I mean... he's not wrong....
Well yes
But actually yes
Good and evil is a very western look at it. Yin and Yang mean dark and bright, China even has named cities with Yin if they're founded in the shadow of a mountain, or Yang if they're in the unshaded side of one.
It does extend to the concept of good and evil, but is much more encompassing. It's about dualism, things that have to come in pairs, from life and death, war and peace, even to male and female.
Anything where the concept of one can't exist without the other.
@@ShaimingLong its big brain time
my friend used to listen to this, and i remember how she used to show to me and sing this during class and laughing. she took her own life recently, and i came back to this video. i'll forever miss you. the world isnt the same without you in it, nc.
rest in peace.
Rest in peace
Lots of love to you dude, hope you're doing better now
Rest in peace.
rest in peace, i hope you are doing better and i hope your friend is no longer in pain 🕊️
"There's a funny glowing ball"
"And I wonder what it is"
"Doesn't want to shake my hand"
*"well I'm so offended now"*
Haha i love this lol
It literally played as I read it O__O
-Twitter people 2021
Cassie?
People rushing to make a joke about twitter from this line:
"then [thing] turns into a woman."
Bad Apple in a nutshell.
But the girls are things
But the girls are things
yes
@@tryybeast3619 wow.
@@hoplydn4245 yeah
"Wave a massive sword at a tadpole in the sky but it swims out of the way, W E L L I N T H A T C A S E N E V E R M I N D"
And a woman with a fan
And she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air
And the woman in the boat has a bloody massive scythe, the grim reaper in a dress
Aren’t those earrings really big?
Look at me I've got a sword
"There's a bright glowing ball in the sky, it doesn't want to shake my hand, well I'm so offended now.... 😢" got me lol
"Maybe, but she got a cup of tea
Oh my gosh she dropped"
*A British guy*
*me
@@TeeV479 good-
Mood
@@Rqzou wow true
@@Rqzou Lmfao
“The grim reaper’s back again”
“But this time she’s got a hat”
“And if you don’t think it suits her she’ll chop off both your legs”
The best combination of words.
Lolz
The grim teketeke
The grim reapers are actually different people, but I guess I can understand that nobody can tell because it’s just shadows.
✋😃
666 moment
This. This is the best one.
I don't care if it wasnt carved onto hundreds of apples, or made with flashing minecraft blocks, or made up of static. This one reigns supreme.
ive seen them all
yes
Thanos: "Reality can be whatever I want"
TouHou: "Objects can be any woman I want"
Aka Tsukumogami
Ah yes, nitroglycerin as a woman at it's finest
Cocaine is a women now
Reminds me of "OBJECTS THAT HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE"
@soul gacha rip
“We’ll skip the next girl she’s too boring.”
Damn, they did her badly.
It’s yukari tho, who was shown seconds before with an umbrella and fan
I read this when he said it lol
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They didn’t have to do her like that😭😭😭😭😭
2:12 if your wondering where he says it.
Samee it's very annoying when a funny glowing ball doesn't want to shake your hand😭
because the sun is a deadly lazer
Not anymore there's a blanket
@@princepeyton2488 and...
*Bill wurtz is awesome as heck*
@@somehow_maiko1467 *we can make a religion out of this*
@@Rainb0wMapp1ng YAAS wurtzians WOO9OOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Oh my gosh, she's dropped it." I don't know why that cracked me up
Me too his Brithishness could not handle such a sight
"It doesn't want to shake my hand,I feel so offended now"
Me too,kid
If I had a penny for every time a big glowing ball didn't want to shake my hand I would have one penny
S*** how did that even happen once
Edit: fixed grammatical errors
5 yo me
Well thats very sad if you think about it
It doesn’t even have hands!
bro no you'll get covid
"Write a letter of complaint, but the girl runs out of ink, so she throws the pen like a dart"
Violence can sort everything out.
You just continue the lyrics.. you made it even better lol 😂
Karens in a nutshell
"The *girl* runs out of ink"
My life is a lie
We have ink instead of blood
I just put the 665 like someone like
*Proceeds to like the 699 likes to ruin it and turn it into 700*
“Drop an apple core and it turns into a woman.”
What lesson did we learn today kids? Litter. You’ll get lots of women.
Edit: Damn. I'm not gonna say something like thank you for all the likes because I know people find it annoying. What I will say is that it's sorta hard to believe that 3000 people found me funny.
You wont get any women because you littered
@@notfundy345 rwoosh
@@plushzilla5053 r/itswooooshwith4os
If you litter you will get lots of bert
@@notfundy345 r/woosh +100
These lyrics sound like they're coming from a person who has never played touhou, and as someone who has never played touhou, this song is 100% accurate. 10/10 got me rolling
As someone who knows about, and played a bit of Touhou, it's still 100% accurate
“And the droplet is a girl with a creepy little doll. But she’s got ADHD and forgot to take her pills”
I FEEL CALLED OUT
Same
Same
Dude considering i forgot to take my meds today being called out like that was unappreciated XD
Then go take your pills then
I don't take pills, i used to but it started to get really annoying after a while.
honestly "wave a massive sword at a tadpole in the sky, but then it swims away, in that case nevermind," is a lyrical masterpiece to me
Everything he said is a lyrical masterpiece for me
@@Ha7ydeBiggestFangirl same
Agreed
I wonder if Tadpole taste good?
@@Ha7ydeBiggestFangirl true
"She's got a cup of tea... Oh my gosh she's dropped it"
The most British thing in this video.
this song is britidh english so it is
Not the English?
@@mariahowlett625 No. The bri'ish
@@atijohn8135 us British are so racist we get called bri'ish because everyone got so offended
im offended with the droped tea (joke )
This being so British makes it significantly funnier
“There’s a funny glowing ball”
“and I Wonder what it is”
“Doesn’t want to shake my hand”
“….well I’m so offended now”
I feel ya buddy ;(
Twitter
Oh
every bodys offended as always including me
including you
@@3xTrouble including you at 7 am
"And this girl is so depressed that she sets fire on her wrist"
Literal lyrics but somehow it almost accurate to the story
Anyway here your first comment on your comment
As a non-Tohou fan I have one single question
What the fuck happened in the story
@@WorstAbaYT I'm a non-touhou fan as well, I searched for an explanation and found this:
ua-cam.com/video/6QY4ekac1_Q/v-deo.html
That character is Mokou who is an immortal. She literally just can’t die. Even when she wants to.
@@WorstAbaYT That Girl name is Fujiwara no Mokou, she became immortal after she drank the Hourai Elixir. Also She has an archenemy named Kaguya whose an exiled Moon Princess because she disobeyed King of The Moon by stealing Elixir.
These two hate relationship began when Kaguya first arrived on Earth, she became the most beautiful woman at that time and made every men want to take her hands as their wife. Kaguya accepted anyone proposal as long as they can fullfill her request. But these requests are almost impossible to do, thus it's called "5 Impossible Requests" by gathering 5 items that are said in Legends (I don't remember what the items are, but one for sure is Rainbow Branch). Mokou's Father also participated in this perilous requests to make Kaguya his wife, but he failed and he ended his life due to the depression. At this time Mokou sworn that she will kill Kaguya no matter what. On her journey to Kaguya, Mokou met a traveling band of soldiers. They're escorting something that is called Hourai Elixir, by that chance she asked if she can tag along and they granted her plead. Mokou listened to the conversation the soldiers had with each other, they said that this Elixir will be thrown into mountain Fujiwara and destroying it because the Lord thought something like this is wicked and against Gods will. Mokou thought to herself that it would be a waste to throw Elixir that grants immortality. The person that will go up to the peak is the captain, he and Mokou quite known each other, so he let Mokou tagging along going to the peak. Along the way Mokou slipped and almost fell down, the captain helped her then continued to climb up. They arrived to the peak and Mokou had thought that she wanted immortality so she could kill Kaguya. The captain put down the Elixir and prepare himself to throw it. When he looked over to the crater Mokou suddenly pushed him and she ran away with the Elixir.
Long story short, she couldn't find Kaguya anywhere because she's hidden in Gensokyo (place where Touhou happened), then somehow Mokou able to get in Gensokyo. Since Kaguya and Mokou meet almost everyday, they're killing each other on daily basis. Mokou is depressed about her past and being unable to kill Kaguya
"come and 'ave a go, but look out she's got a dagger" is so good idk why
The British accent on
"But she's got a cup of tea, oh my gosh, she dropped it"
Makes it feel like so much more of a crime
To dam true
300th like
400th like
422th like?
485th like
The light ball: *doesn't want to shake the girls hand*
The girl: And i took that personally.
Underrated comment
This is beautiful
I’m offended that I never got invited to the party on the sun
@@BeeNot_afraid nobody came back, must have been that good they stayed forever
@@twice2806
👁👄👁
“look at all the leaves”
“sweep them up now… wait a minute”
“maybe if i smoke this one it’ll make me dizzy”
READ THIS AS SOON AS IT GOT TO THAT PART-
@@smallmanz SAME
HAHAHA LMAO-
proceds to smoke it
@@rebert_reid
And then they see c o l o r s
"But some bugger drank the rest, and theres hardly any left" I CANT HELP 😂😂😂
"Now the doll has got away and she's running for a bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into a sea"
Clearly that's an intriguing masterpiece of a story I want to see unfold
Lol love your profile picture btw
@@GHOUPSLIP :D Thank you ♥
@@Ansytea np ❤️❤️
@@Ansytea SHIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ua-cam.com/video/-EBnnTYEB80/v-deo.html This is the closet thing I've seen to what you want.
This video instantly becomes better when you hear the original and know what it’s about
well
What are you talking about these are the original lyrics
@@cathibeeman5445 idk either man i think theyre high. They took the sweeping gurls idea and smoked
@@cathibeeman5445 they aren't the original lyrics
@@themoderator2295 r/whooosh
Anything: exists
TouHou: I diagnose you with *woman*
Lol
The term you’re looking for is “tsukumogami”
@@VentingGragory haha no
HAHA
@@yuseol07 it is spoopy tho
Bad Apple in a nutshell: *"TRANSITIONS, PEOPLE! TRANSITIONS!"*
"Maybe, but she’s got a cup of tea
...oh my gosh, she’s dropped it"
sounds like a thing a british person would say
He is a British guy lmao
@@Night_Rider83 then it makes even more sense
*Yes yes*
as a british person i can confirm
lol
My friend: "I had a dream that my crush kissed me"
My dreams: Now the doll has got away, and she's running for a bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into the sea
me
I too am a doll that has got away and ran for a bus but tripped over my shoelace and fell into the sea. Those lyrics really spoke to me ngl, pretty wacky how that worked out.
lmao me
Nice ✌
Okay, No lie. I read this when the part of the song you mentioned slightly came up
This is an excellent literal version because:
-retains the original flow without resorting to filler words or stretched out syllables
-genuinely poetic at times through clever rhymes and phrases
-englishman being extremely english
Honestly my only real complaint is it doesn't rhyme. This is awesome. I was so terrified this was gonna be cringe, with wrong syllable emphasis all over the place, but it was _great._
Into the touhou playlist it goes! I disagreed with his interpretation of one or two things on screen (I haven't played Touhou games either), but I guess that comes with the territory when dealing with shadow art so it's fine.
@@danielsjohnson "Into the Touhou playlist it goes"
"I haven't played Touhou"
yeah
@@burnstjamp well I played Touhou 6 a little bit years ago because that's where Flandre Scarlet's theme came from but that's it.
at 3:00 the “something” -had extra syllables- seemed out of pace but that’s only what I spotted
edited the crossed out text
This parody is stuck into my head every single time i think of bad apple now. Thanks dude. It's been 3 years.
finally someone who feels my pain
Me when my english teacher tells me to find the meaning of a song:
lol
lmaoo
Same
"Well this girl is so depressed that she sets her wrists on fire and it's going to set fire to the ribbon in her hair. But at least we're nice and warm and I think this girl agrees but I don't know why they're dressed as a pot plant and a bull."
@@nightmare3642 bro made the depression theme song /j
Why is it that I like songs that just describe their music video more than I like the actual song itself?
maybe you like music videos that describe the song instead
@@user-tr2dh4xx6u jezz that username
Same
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Chart of things becoming other things
Apple core -> woman -> flappy wings - > tea - > flamenco dancer - > christmas!! -> sword tadpole - > tree - > petal - > boat - > grim reaper in dress - > Earrings very big - > sword lady - > fire ribbons - > pot plant n bull - > that sun thing - > weird music trio - > bunny girl - > bunch of people after the other - > leaves - > dizzy lady - > disco dad - > wizard - > unconvincing eye-> umbrella - > the three girls - > dart - > viking - > drop - > adhd girl - > doll - > girl running for bus -> windy - > umbrella - > Reaper - > pond - > bat girl - > swirly dot
@Acimiira fixed it :D
Modded Terraria crafting recipes be like
@@slosh7072 *i see you are a man of culture as well*
Madlad
the last one is a swirly dot. it's yin and yang actually when it formed very swirly
that "oh my gosh, shes dropped it!" was personal
smol brain: yin yang symbol
big brain: *swirly dot*
My brain: *full stop*
Yes
smoler brain: taijitu
me: chi
@@Alex_Mewtwo Oh no oh fuck
"But she's got ADHD, and she forgot to take her pills"
perfectly sums up the entirety of the video in one sentence
Nornal pills intesivity*
@lov3 arts ye and as a result of that my entire immediate family (including me) has ADHD
@lov3 arts Same with my mom passing it down to me and my brother.
@@haileybrozoneobsessed damn i wonder what it wouldve been like if it was a late family and not immediate
@@marithecookie6791 Well I would make sure I would get professionally diagnosed.
Me: singing this internally
The mind reader in class: hey what the f-
lmao 😂
Can relate
"Hey that's catchy"
LMAOAOOA
@@esotericenderman kinda?
This sounds like the train of thought of a person with adhd
Person: is committing suicide by burning herself
Voice actor: at least we are warm
Lmao-
>mokou
>commiting suicide
she's been doing it for over 300 years already, no need to worry
XD
I'm dying uhasuhasuhsahusa
you got to be an optimist, you know
"and she wishes that she'd gone to the party on the sun"
Wait, thats's illegal
no replys, ok
@Robloxxyyy1 D: Kaguya, the moon. Party on the sun
Sssniperwolf comes in* Buy my thats illegal merch -earrape- NOW
Yo
@Robloxxyyy1 D: Social distancing ✋
"Is it my turn now?"
"Oh I better start spin round quickly"
*"Gonna skip past the next girl cause she's too boring"*
Lol
Yes, Tenshi is very boring.
Idk touhou so i wanna know if that character is actually boring
@@djneonreaper4990
Tenshi (girl who spun in the scene) is the main antagonist in one of the Touhou games, she pissed of Reimu (the girl at the start) because an earthquake caused by Tenshi destroyed her shrine.
Yukari (umbrella girl) on the other hand, is one of the people responsible for “creating” the place the Touhou characters all live in *[GENSOKYO]*.
She is very powerful, and is one of the only people that can go to the outside world from Gensokyo.
@@desmond9740 hmmmmm sounds complicated
Worst part of the video: 3:24
Bruh💀
bro fr
@@cadanishereBecause it ends
"All she wanted to do was show off her christmas lanterns" absolute masterpiece
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English teacher: What did the author mean by "he sat down"?
Me: He sat down?
The teacher:
"The curtains were *fucking BLUE* "
@@TheRealFraston
Teacher: no, no it represents the internal sadness and loneliness that the autho-
Author: no, they were just blue curtains.
u watch jackeryz?
@@won879 oh, sh!t, it's Dio Brando!
Teacher : What does Bad Apple means?
Guy : a apple that's bad?
Teacher :
“And she wishes she had gone to the party on the sun”
Missing a day of school be like:
school when your there: 📝📝📝📝📝📝📝
school when your sick: 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
@@alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229 for 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙
@@starryniightt 😔✋
That one time I missed the Christmas party at school bc I was sick:
The kids at school: >:3
One time i got icecream from school and my cousin wasnt there
congratulations, this video is living rent free in my head. please get it out
Bad apple to someone who has never touched TouHou in their entire existence
Finally! A video specifically for me!
Mood
oi we still have somewhat of an idea lmAo
me
me
"But she's got ADHD and forgot to take her pills"
That was the best line I ever heard
As someone whit ADHD I agree
@@ponikoTV that pfp👁️👁️
Agreed!
@@heelturn2 are talking about my swatch pfp?
What is ADHD?
“And this girl is so depressed that she sets her wrists on fire”
I don’t know why, but I find that to be very humorous
are you my parent
A new way of self harm xD
And also her hair O. O
I find your comment funny considering your profile is Lime themed
@@MoricsVV It aint new lmao
Mood
"Maybe if i smoke this one it will make me dizzy"
*Top 10 Quotes Before Disaster*
Lol
Lol
lmao
What could pawssibly go wrong?
Well you’d be charged with possession of weed and under the influence if I’m correct.
As a random English speaker, when she dropped that cup of tea, my heart dropped with it. 😭
This song in a nutshell: *This [Noun] is actually an [Noun]*
No, *This [Noun] is actually a girl*
@@williscraft7425 But is actually a boat.
@@Burn_Angel WITCH IS ACTULLY A BLOODY BIG SCYTH
@@kyanslegobox5299 But it's a girl with PTSD.
@@Burn_Angel BUT REALLY ITS A BIG SWIRLY THING WITH DOTS
“And if you don’t think it suits her she’ll chop off both your legs” is just beautiful
You better say it suits her or else your legs will get chopped off lol (I also agree)
the nod in resolution is the cherry on top
She chopped of my legs
Oh god that was too good
absolutely!!!
planting a sapling in minecraft:
*and theres suddenly a tree*
overrated comment
rated comment
Under comment
xD
Over comment
I love how he's actually singing really good and it actually rhymes LMAO.
“And the droplet is a girl, with a little creepy doll, but she’s got adhd and forgot to take her pills”
Dying
And there's suddenly a tree
mood
my best friend has adhd, she yells at everyone i know and starts whimpering and playing the victim otherwise, don't know if shes got any pills but eh
@@pastelgalaxy4079 I have ADHD, pretty sure that behavior is more just being a subpar person, adhd doesn’t do that AFAIK
@Lu_REE relatable ngl 😳🤙
“Now the doll has got away”
“and she’s running for a bus”
“but she trips over her shoelace”
“and falls into the sea”
damn, that’s one way to miss a bus
It got me crying cuz of the sudden absence of my legs
@Lusira yes
Damn this got the molasses in my legs laughing
okula geç kalınca hocama söylediğim yalanlar;
@@ecmyrn lol-
These are the actual lyrics, you can’t tell me otherwise
Otherwise
@@lantern7413 *You god damn mad man*
Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise
ikr
@@lantern7413 we've got ourselves a badass over here
For a year, i was convinced this was the actual english lyrics of the song
They're certainly better than the actual one
The best Bad Apple cover in history.
And the singer sounds like they know literally nothing about Touhou which makes it even funnier...
Ikr
That pretty sums it up
wait whats Touhou and no this isnt a joke
Yeah but what’s the lore?
Lmao
the girl has creepy little doll but the girl has ADHD and forgot to take their pills now the doll has gone away and shes runing for a bus but she trips over a shoelase and falls into the sea. That was the most funny thing in this video.
ikr I have adhd so its kinda relatable in a way
@@yellowtulips6522 I habe ADHD and I forget to take my pills lol
i like your pfp
As a person who has no clue what TouHou is, this is an accurate representation of what I see when I watch the Bad Apple videos.
same
I can confirm
Same, but the only thing I know about Touhou is its a bullet hell game with lots of girls, oh and theres also a hell ton of......
Nevermind
Same
Ikr
I was constipated so I was singing this since I was bored and when I sung 'but look out shes got a dagger' it came out! Hurt like hell, though.
this is the funniest comment i’ve read all day
“She’s running for the bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into sea’
*Top 10 saddest anime deaths*
ChOLeEeEeE
But there are no busses in gensokyo
river child
Chloeeeee rich lol chloe rich is your actuall name in english
Ridiculous utterly ridiculous
-And then it turned itself a woman, funniest shit I've ever seen
SANS
"And then the cracking of bones- oh it was actually woman again"
song that transes your gender
"...but the girl got ADHD and forgot to take her pills"
*normal pills intensifies*
thats what the mask is
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
So you can see I'm tryin'
You won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin'
It's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strange faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, B****
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (wish that I could pass this)
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
So you can see I'm tryin'
You won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin'
It's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
So long, it's real
So long, it's real
That’s what the point of the bad apple is
*that’s what the point of the mask is 😩*
...Green Apple
Wow UA-cam, why didn’t you show me this masterpiece earlier????😭😭😭😭
1. Takes the whole scene literally
2. Makes up several hilarious lines
3. Has a British accent
The recipe for a perfect video.
Edit 1: look ma I'm famous
Edit 2: Jeez, I have more likes on this one comment than all the likes on my own channel combined... maybe I should start talking in a British accent?
Takes the whole scene literally
Makes up several hilarious lines
Has a British accent
Refuses to elaborate
I just refreshed this comment and it now has 70 instead of 69 :(
400th like 😼
Bri'ish
@@LYR1X1TY the refuses to elaborate part does it for me, and the Bri’ish accent. (I have a fondness for British accents XD)
No idea why this is getting recommended now, not complaining though.
Yes
Ngl.. Same.
Yup
Same •_•
WHY, YOU ASK WHY, THIS IS A MASTER PIECE
"The grim reaper's back again"
"but this time she's got a hat"
"and if you don't think it suits her,
she'll chop off both your legs"
got me crying from laughter
Teke teke
SAME
@@azriel023 ah yes the weird bathroom thing
_LMAO_
SAME LOL
This version of Bad Apple is living rent free in my head since I found it
"Going to skip past the next girl, Cause shes too boring."
-Me choosing a character
Hello fello dr fan
Lol
Picking your smash main be like
Fr
Ayo nice Chiaki pfp
1:20 “but I don’t know why they’re dressed as a pot plant and bull”
IM DYING
but is it _not_ a pot plant and a bull?
@@RandomWasVeryTaken explain? Sorry I'm not a big touhou guy
@@peopleperson2319 when they turn at 1:20 it looks like a pot plant and a bull with horns
@@RandomWasVeryTaken I know that just what is it supposed to mean or is it just surface level
@@peopleperson2319 just surface
"and she wishes that she'd gone to the party on the sun" LMAOOOOOOOOO THAT PART GOT ME WHEEZING SO HARD-
And yes that's actually moon not sun XD
@@Dustpiece73 it says the sun in the video
@@fclilman8438 yes but that's part from Imperishable Night , Bad Apple is about Touhou , I'm a Touhou Player TBH
in Touhou that's IM is about Moon Princess that stuck on earth for punishment and she wants the moon but but the real Sun is in SA
Look at all the leaves, sweep them up now wait a minute
This is one of my favorite songs now
So, basically, everything just turns into a woman.
Yes.
even this comment is a woman.
there is no escape
So you either die straight, or live long enough to become a woman
The matriarchy will take over
@@trananbinhjerry6438 *cries in actually a trans woman*
"doesn't want to shake my hands, well im so offended now.."
you litteraly described twitter in 1 line
Lol
best comment lmao
wow this comment is true, im so offended now.
@@crabby4911 #endlessbattleisoverparty
“She running for the bus but trips by a shoelace and falls into the sea”
*my dreams in a nutshell*
yea my dreams are so flippin random
@@tiffinix749 last dream I was beating up a furry with king crimson
@@jaari2032 I’ve been laughing at this for like 5 minutes
@@BeanKally oh yeah there’s more weird stuff…..
Apparently it turns out the furry is goku and we r now suddenly in space fighting
And I swear I’m not making this up
@@jaari2032 My dream once played with FRIGGIN PSYCHICS! Like- I think i was lying on the ground in like a funky room(Like those infinite rooms in minecraft) Then- I think I flipped over because I was suddenly STANDING AGAINST A WALL. THEN I FELL FORWARDS AND HIT ANOTHER WALL. WHEN I TURNED AROUND SO I WASNT BEING SMUSHED ON THIS ‘WALL’ I SLIPPED AND FELL TO MY LEFT. BACK ON THE GROUD AGAIN. Then I woke up ._.
What a legend for doing this
10 questions scientist can't answer:
"Is is it Batman?"
@@Sunoomarryme it is Remilia but its dubbed by a someone who doesnt know touhou
No it’s batgirl
@@cloued-wolf3302 agree
Maybe, but she's got a cup of tea.
@@lizard7553 Oh my gosh she's dropped it!