Mom Says Son Claims He’s A Cyborg, Uses Robotic Movements And Speech

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  • Опубліковано 30 січ 2020
  • A woman says, for the last two years, her 24-year-old son has claimed he is a cyborg and uses robotic movements and speech. What does she think may be driving his behavior?
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  • @drphil
    @drphil  3 роки тому +3165

    Subscribe and ring the bell for notifications 🔔

  • @radfish34
    @radfish34 4 роки тому +574

    He is like the friend who took the joke way too far.😂

    • @circle7489
      @circle7489 4 роки тому +11

      he got called a bot when playing csgo

    • @tl6405
      @tl6405 4 роки тому

      Yeah like my friend told me I was gay but was a joke

    • @KZOOTED
      @KZOOTED 4 роки тому +1

      Fr😂😂😭

    • @user-mq5dr1jh5t
      @user-mq5dr1jh5t 5 днів тому

      not a mental illness? like mom, cmon!

  • @GabrielAugustomisterkakuna
    @GabrielAugustomisterkakuna 3 роки тому +4015

    "We are not hungry, thank you."
    At least he's polite.

    • @syafiqrev2
      @syafiqrev2 3 роки тому +48

      We. Must be another Cyborg in that house

    • @nynydabarbie
      @nynydabarbie 3 роки тому +4

      Syafiq Lavender 😂

    • @revale2279
      @revale2279 3 роки тому

      LMAOFNWOD

    • @zombieinject
      @zombieinject 3 роки тому +1

      True that

    • @vizredge
      @vizredge 3 роки тому +7

      They're**
      Godamnit use their proffered pronouns.

  • @mattg1611
    @mattg1611 2 роки тому +113

    When he said “things do not happen over night” I almost cried

  • @andrewdavis8665
    @andrewdavis8665 2 роки тому +89

    “We are still in the process of gaining full employment” I love this kid. I’d hire him for sure!

  • @zeiadhelmy931
    @zeiadhelmy931 4 роки тому +3694

    Probably he got dared to act like a cyborg for 3 years, he accepted

    • @JangoBricks
      @JangoBricks 4 роки тому +46

      Zizo Gaming 😂 😂 😂 😂 OMG it makes so much f- sense yo

    • @krem7180
      @krem7180 4 роки тому +25

      na thatd be too extreme, no one would go through the full length of that unless theyre mentally handicapped

    • @cosmical4682
      @cosmical4682 4 роки тому +27

      musicaltune23 THE KID ACTS LIKE A CYBORG OF COURSE HES HANDICAPPED

    • @weekndenjoyer
      @weekndenjoyer 4 роки тому +11

      musicaltune23 its a joke lmao

    • @springtrappy3109
      @springtrappy3109 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah and then he got addicted

  • @immyownpresident
    @immyownpresident 4 роки тому +3151

    He turned into a robot when she said
    "get a job"..........

  • @owenmcbride1
    @owenmcbride1 2 роки тому +147

    This man deserves an Oscar in acting.

  • @emojicheckerofvibes2837
    @emojicheckerofvibes2837 Рік тому +36

    How has this man not burst into laughter after doing this for any more than 5 minutes

  • @Hubti
    @Hubti 4 роки тому +16441

    "Are you hungry?" "We are ok, thank you" atleast he's still polite to her.

    • @trudytriad4574
      @trudytriad4574 4 роки тому +140

      😂😂😂

    • @tobias2375
      @tobias2375 4 роки тому +118

      You’re right. He has that TRUE English.

    • @kellystar6733
      @kellystar6733 4 роки тому +161

      “We are not hungry, thank you”..... can’t even quote correctly.

    • @shirleykitchens5878
      @shirleykitchens5878 4 роки тому +18

      @@kellystar6733 no it's "we." He was talking about him, & his imaginary friend. 😨😨😨😱😱😱

    • @kellystar6733
      @kellystar6733 4 роки тому +27

      Shirley Kitchens I said we

  • @demolishbuster7361
    @demolishbuster7361 4 роки тому +26454

    If he gets hit in the balls, instead of screaming he will say: Critical Damage

  • @cryptigo
    @cryptigo 11 місяців тому +27

    This man has literally pulled off the biggest troll of all time

  • @rajan_chauhan_
    @rajan_chauhan_ 11 місяців тому +23

    high school dudes after printing "hello world"

  • @GunksGunks
    @GunksGunks 4 роки тому +33323

    My mans gonna get a fever and think he’s getting hacked

  • @ok-xh7dn
    @ok-xh7dn 4 роки тому +2170

    They should scare him and see if he still uses the voice.

    • @flawlessvictory7213
      @flawlessvictory7213 4 роки тому +335

      He'd probably be like: "ah, yes. You frightened me just for a mere moment."

    • @thezombreaker665
      @thezombreaker665 4 роки тому +84

      Flawless Victory us*

    • @pvp214
      @pvp214 4 роки тому +18

      Popuko licking a lemon just put cameras in his room and see how he acts 😂

    • @33smimu
      @33smimu 4 роки тому +7

      What if he has a gun?

    • @mariphosaabines2006
      @mariphosaabines2006 4 роки тому +1

      I just remembered one punch man.

  • @fast02gt
    @fast02gt 2 роки тому +144

    We must protect this man at all costs

  • @guyfreeman1549
    @guyfreeman1549 5 місяців тому +14

    "Job" does not compute. Must create more crusty cyborg socks. Beep, bop, boop.🤖

  • @patrickeaton5135
    @patrickeaton5135 3 роки тому +5712

    The question is: does he pass the “I am not a robot test?”

    • @menormal7349
      @menormal7349 3 роки тому +182

      Imagine one last button on the screen and one last click to save the planet and he gets the "I am not a robot test"

    • @reshmaadhikari131
      @reshmaadhikari131 3 роки тому +32

      Underrated comment

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 3 роки тому +14

      50%

    • @jiji7250
      @jiji7250 3 роки тому +15

      this isnt a stolen comment to every people if you seen the other comment.

    • @Moon-bo3jh
      @Moon-bo3jh 3 роки тому +4

      Yh the zebra crossing one

  • @ohokay331
    @ohokay331 4 роки тому +15331

    Imagine he sign into a website and he has to select the "I'm not a robot" box
    Him: *NERVOUS SWEATING*

  • @spookyjjv
    @spookyjjv 2 роки тому +7

    I’m done 😭😭 he said “Welcome to our headquarters”

  • @alexandersmith2218
    @alexandersmith2218 4 роки тому +3934

    “Honey can I turn the lights on”.
    “No we perfer it this way”
    Lol that killed me

  • @IttsShowtime
    @IttsShowtime 4 роки тому +9103

    he’s literally just making a joke and he couldn’t dig himself out of it so he just played along until the very end

    • @kingnamu4085
      @kingnamu4085 4 роки тому +67

      Brennan Brock 😂😂😂👌👌👌

    • @BlackGirlLovesAnime6
      @BlackGirlLovesAnime6 4 роки тому +39

      Basically lol

    • @blackpikachu3840
      @blackpikachu3840 4 роки тому +12

      U think so 😯

    • @skel3829
      @skel3829 4 роки тому +161

      literally tho when you make a joke and then something goes wrong u can’t reveal it’s a joke. it’s the worst ever.. what u meant to do??

    • @curiousgeorge6921
      @curiousgeorge6921 4 роки тому +12

      Should make him get a job lmao

  • @tuuku969
    @tuuku969 2 роки тому +6

    "to me it looks like he's sleeping" 😂

  • @Sinistermk.
    @Sinistermk. 2 роки тому +12

    He just doesnt wanna go get a job and just want to live with his mom lol
    "Mother, We don't want to go to work"

  • @Ilse446
    @Ilse446 4 роки тому +1702

    *Is it even legal for him to answer a “I am not a robot” captcha?*

  • @gameclips5063
    @gameclips5063 4 роки тому +736

    He just seems like he’s trolling tf outta all of them

  • @tambert3897
    @tambert3897 5 місяців тому +3

    "We are Orrin. We have been sent from the year 2050."
    Mother: When are you going to get a job?

  • @iambatman8104
    @iambatman8104 2 роки тому +6

    He is more dedicated to his act than I am willing to live

  • @GreeniousFTW
    @GreeniousFTW 4 роки тому +5428

    Him: *Breaks his own legs*
    "It is time for a major structural upgrade."

  • @magnusfrederickson6231
    @magnusfrederickson6231 4 роки тому +4888

    The man's on his computer all day because he's trying to get past the ReCaptcha

    • @pushkarsarkar1586
      @pushkarsarkar1586 4 роки тому +54

      Underrated comment 😂😂

    • @venomsia
      @venomsia 4 роки тому +29

      underrated af

    • @Traynem
      @Traynem 4 роки тому +23

      Hella underrated

    • @cxde11
      @cxde11 4 роки тому +12

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @5050vzls
      @5050vzls 4 роки тому +16

      Lmao this man is purposely failing every test

  • @ChilledP
    @ChilledP 2 роки тому +5

    The title made me burst out 😂

  • @abrarvlogz7988
    @abrarvlogz7988 Рік тому +5

    Its all fun and games until the boy says "YOUR EXISTENCE IS NO LONGER REQUIRED"

  • @pluderr3947
    @pluderr3947 4 роки тому +3080

    Him: Gets depression
    “It is time to self-destruct”

  • @BoostedCEO
    @BoostedCEO 4 роки тому +2695

    Homie took shrooms before watching wall-e

    • @softaildiaries
      @softaildiaries 4 роки тому +41

      That made me chuckle! Shrooms made me a cyborg once for about 6 hours. 🤣🍄

    • @jessebrown4755
      @jessebrown4755 4 роки тому +5

      Lmao theyll do it fosho byt only bout 8 hours

    • @dakingataleedo
      @dakingataleedo 4 роки тому +5

      @@softaildiaries you can analyze code when you close your eyes

    • @xVixenx
      @xVixenx 4 роки тому

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @saeednaoki3259
      @saeednaoki3259 4 роки тому

      Lmao I’m dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @colindavis2113
    @colindavis2113 2 роки тому +1

    This is actually one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen lmfao

  • @guypenrodfans9437
    @guypenrodfans9437 Рік тому +2

    Mother!
    We are receiving programming, we are watching Vids- I mean.. we are learning... (from youtube??)😂😂😂

  • @a.w.4134
    @a.w.4134 4 роки тому +2241

    I could never pull this off, I'd crack up trying to talk to my mom like that.

    • @Mrs_Canary
      @Mrs_Canary 4 роки тому +51

      Me 2. I cudnt take him serious as his mother. She is very calm. Lmao.

    • @not.for_her3226
      @not.for_her3226 4 роки тому

      A.W. Me trying to copy: mother we would be mos 😂😂😂 wheeze wheeze help I can’t 😂😂

    • @lizzypoo0
      @lizzypoo0 4 роки тому +3

      naturalpn7 i know and especially a black mom, they are stereotypically strict

    • @samerraahmed8186
      @samerraahmed8186 4 роки тому +1

      naturalpn7 he’s been doing that for two years..she’s sick of it lmao

    • @chiloveradiouncut
      @chiloveradiouncut 4 роки тому +8

      This was all an act and his family was in on it. Just go to his ig page. He's a wanna be rapper.

  • @kenesesue4638
    @kenesesue4638 4 роки тому +20762

    Plot twist: He was actually just bullshiting and just wanted to see how long this could go.

    • @calle3744
      @calle3744 4 роки тому +601

      Most likely

    • @nohumor7702
      @nohumor7702 4 роки тому +797

      Well yes but he actually just wanted to promote his music

    • @everybodylmao
      @everybodylmao 4 роки тому +59

      God I WISH

    • @ReccquiemBST
      @ReccquiemBST 4 роки тому +60

      I think it's just schizophrenia.

    • @ReccquiemBST
      @ReccquiemBST 4 роки тому +89

      The worst thing about it is that it's way too real to be surreal.
      It's kinda weird to explain. Extremely convoluted events are real. Nothing real makes any sense and everything chaotic is real. Some conspiracy theorists have schizophrenia. I should know as I fit both criteria. Not only that, some stuff that you learnt through schizophrenia will always stay with you.
      One thing we experience is a skewed view on the world that can introduce new creative concepts mankind has never seen before. I mean after all, we see things you can't see.

  • @jasondoulkeridis6202
    @jasondoulkeridis6202 2 роки тому +37

    Dude clearly played with substances he shouldn’t have and will now live the rest of his days in a constant state of psychosis. She’s just lucky he isn’t dealing with perpetual paranoia like most people who try things they shouldn’t.

    • @trippsoul6447
      @trippsoul6447 2 роки тому +2

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @Ah22750
      @Ah22750 2 роки тому

      Yeah I was thinking that too

    • @zehtroid
      @zehtroid 2 роки тому +1

      ever heard of the orange juice man? 😅

    • @trippsoul6447
      @trippsoul6447 2 роки тому

      @@zehtroid huh lol

    • @trippsoul6447
      @trippsoul6447 2 роки тому

      @@zehtroid explain lol

  • @mamasapano3291
    @mamasapano3291 2 роки тому

    I remember him having these ads lmaoo

  • @ronaldpouliot8858
    @ronaldpouliot8858 4 роки тому +2853

    this man did LSD and never came off the trip lmfao

  • @Aayusaa
    @Aayusaa 3 роки тому +1473

    Imagine websites asking him 'I'm not a robot' questions 😶

  • @animalloverjulian8243
    @animalloverjulian8243 Рік тому +4

    Mom: get a job and move out, it’s my right.
    Cyborg son: access denied.

  • @SummerIsComing606
    @SummerIsComing606 Рік тому +2

    Things so not happen over night. This guy is great, please give him his own talk show 😂😂😂

  • @a0r518
    @a0r518 4 роки тому +6948

    Plot twist: Hes still in acting class, and this is his assignment

    • @beemoriondo3596
      @beemoriondo3596 4 роки тому +120

      That ain't a plot twist because he is promoting his music.

    • @beemoriondo3596
      @beemoriondo3596 4 роки тому +27

      @TheBossANDJay The plot twist is not a joke to me because (it is kinda true) he studied business and he used his acting skills to trick everyone. The plot twist joke should be "He's a real cyborg." not that one.

    • @sabrinamoralita4392
      @sabrinamoralita4392 4 роки тому +2

      this can't happen ;_;

    • @maybemid8224
      @maybemid8224 4 роки тому

      Wow

    • @lawdzane
      @lawdzane 4 роки тому

      HAHAHAHHAA LMAO

  • @kjlkjl8378
    @kjlkjl8378 4 роки тому +1869

    Plot twist: He's the only normal human and we're all robots

    • @BrawlZone123
      @BrawlZone123 4 роки тому +2

      Kjl Kjl LOL

    • @Jbeats37
      @Jbeats37 4 роки тому +2

      Kjl Kjl YOOO WHY AM I WHEEZING ST THIS COMMENT. 😂

    • @noobmaster6823
      @noobmaster6823 4 роки тому +4

      Why is that so true?

    • @haisemjc
      @haisemjc 4 роки тому

      Yooooo
      What a possibility

    • @joshmapa226
      @joshmapa226 4 роки тому +4

      He might watch transformer to much that he thinks his part of Cybertron

  • @MarissaPacheco-qe1eq
    @MarissaPacheco-qe1eq 9 місяців тому

    The beginninv of the video had me dying bro said enter when his mom knocked on his door lmfaooooooo

  • @hay7501
    @hay7501 2 роки тому

    Dr Phil has turned into springer lmfao

  • @BoltBlades12
    @BoltBlades12 4 роки тому +1730

    The kid did a “What Justice League Character Are You?” quiz and got Cyborg

  • @Hustlersmotivationnn
    @Hustlersmotivationnn 4 роки тому +5381

    Robots are taking everyone’s jobs, so he is highly employable

  • @baymax6430
    @baymax6430 2 роки тому

    The thumbnail is hilarious af 💨🤣🤣🤣

  • @ImmortalAssassin47
    @ImmortalAssassin47 2 роки тому

    I got one of his videos as a ad lol

  • @phantomthenine1366
    @phantomthenine1366 4 роки тому +7898

    Mom: hey can you wash the dishes..?-
    Son: *that is beyond our programming*

    • @briank4879
      @briank4879 4 роки тому +37

      TheAkwardAnimatiorYT good one

    • @phantomthenine1366
      @phantomthenine1366 4 роки тому +14

      @@briank4879 thx

    • @rjxovk
      @rjxovk 4 роки тому +11

      Best comment 😂😂

    • @saucyblancos2043
      @saucyblancos2043 4 роки тому +2

      TheAkwardAnimatiorYT Apparently he’s a cyborg so he wouldn’t be able to lol.

    • @phantomthenine1366
      @phantomthenine1366 4 роки тому +12

      @@saucyblancos2043
      This it what happens when you watch teen titans go once

  • @mysticalpineapple7263
    @mysticalpineapple7263 4 роки тому +6496

    Should be more concerened that he’s saying “we” lol

    • @leoleo5737
      @leoleo5737 4 роки тому +44

      lmao

    • @damien1781
      @damien1781 4 роки тому +404

      Should slap him and whoever's inside

    • @humilis42
      @humilis42 4 роки тому +15

      Mystical Pineapple
      LOL exactly!

    • @iamankitajena
      @iamankitajena 4 роки тому +394

      Does anybody thinks he might have multiple personality disorder, that's why he is calling all his personalities we.

    • @poetpony8968
      @poetpony8968 4 роки тому +8

      Doppler for certain

  • @jacobbrown8477
    @jacobbrown8477 2 роки тому

    With a head that square I would think I was a cyborg too💀😂

  • @tutin4090
    @tutin4090 Рік тому +2

    "we are watching videos we are learning" watching Corey in the House

  • @london673
    @london673 4 роки тому +1520

    Everyone is gangster until his eyes turn red and he starts saying random stuff

  • @bobthebobman7457
    @bobthebobman7457 4 роки тому +1792

    Forgets how to do test
    “My files are corrupted and will shut down”

  • @NiXx2863
    @NiXx2863 2 роки тому +1

    You hitting your funny bone is like him hitting the damn factory reset botton

  • @1middy
    @1middy 2 роки тому

    Me after not seeing chimneys when they ask for chimneys in the "i am not a robot" test

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai 3 роки тому +11431

    if he was actually trolling this whole time, i wouldn't even be mad. the level of dedication of this man is astounding

    • @meepmoop2308
      @meepmoop2308 3 роки тому +581

      He is. he just went on dr phil to promote his rap career

    • @lordsiomai
      @lordsiomai 3 роки тому +187

      @@meepmoop2308 yup i see that now. I just came back from his channel. ngl tho his rap is decent

    • @vexislay5476
      @vexislay5476 3 роки тому +4

      Ikr

    • @aktharzamir6011
      @aktharzamir6011 3 роки тому +6

      @@lordsiomai whats the channel name

    • @lordsiomai
      @lordsiomai 3 роки тому +20

      @@aktharzamir6011 "realorrin"

  • @benjaminsliter-hays7301
    @benjaminsliter-hays7301 3 роки тому +2503

    Mom: why don’t you play with the neighbors kid
    The neighbors kid:

    • @cth7618
      @cth7618 3 роки тому +57

      Me: hey wanna play?
      Him: stop it you are messing up my operations to be exact I have to start over again and it will take 10hour 2mins and 12seconds

    • @RealistInIdealists817
      @RealistInIdealists817 3 роки тому +3

      XD GREAT ONE BRO!!!!!

    • @imoxygen6209
      @imoxygen6209 3 роки тому +8

      Me :Yo , wanna play?
      Him : Self Explosion in 10 Seconds....

    • @freakzout666
      @freakzout666 3 роки тому

      This comment is so underated you need more likes XD 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @wiwigang5286
      @wiwigang5286 3 роки тому

      Sorry, not liking the comment
      666 likes

  • @diaboard
    @diaboard 9 місяців тому +1

    He’s always on YOUR computer ma’am. Haha. Who bought it??

  • @madcasekc595
    @madcasekc595 Рік тому

    "We are receiving programming" lol

  • @xtina6098
    @xtina6098 3 роки тому +4799

    Plot twist: He just acting nuts so he doesn’t have to get a job

    • @psy_wifi4316
      @psy_wifi4316 3 роки тому +153

      Plot twist: he is actually a robot trying to fit in with the humans

    • @harrisonshindler5825
      @harrisonshindler5825 3 роки тому +66

      The applesauce ???? Plot twist he is a human trying to fit in with the robots

    • @HDSpectrums
      @HDSpectrums 3 роки тому +13

      @@harrisonshindler5825 woah

    • @blake1345
      @blake1345 3 роки тому +7

      @@harrisonshindler5825 woah

    • @animq4ionboi.153
      @animq4ionboi.153 3 роки тому +7

      Plot twist: he is Mr Negi Generation 3000 the Roast Lord

  • @trapkink2755
    @trapkink2755 4 роки тому +5504

    Cyborg boy gangsta until his mother turns off the wifi

  • @grzyb11
    @grzyb11 2 роки тому

    „we are recieving programming”
    I am hald dead

  • @constancymulenga9358
    @constancymulenga9358 2 роки тому

    Dude's got a genius way of running aeay from responsibility🤣🤣🤣

  • @arthurlockwood5205
    @arthurlockwood5205 3 роки тому +1431

    This dude looks like if the word "bruh" was a person

  • @atticusdrz
    @atticusdrz 4 роки тому +557

    “Mother, you are disturbing our operations.”

    • @babycakes9320
      @babycakes9320 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂

    • @atticusdrz
      @atticusdrz 4 роки тому +9

      Xx Am “We are receiving programming”

    • @mice6545
      @mice6545 4 роки тому +7

      @@atticusdrz "We are watching vide-"

    • @needbike6495
      @needbike6495 4 роки тому +12

      @@mice6545 We are learning

    • @takumifujiwara300
      @takumifujiwara300 4 роки тому +2

      I bet he can read japanese nuclear codes

  • @JeSuisDelete
    @JeSuisDelete 3 дні тому +1

    This is next level trolling.

  • @aolineXD
    @aolineXD 2 роки тому

    Imagine if he isn't trolling lol

  • @hecks_88
    @hecks_88 4 роки тому +1569

    Mom should act like she's a Cyborg too just to see his reaction 😂

    • @anintruder3597
      @anintruder3597 4 роки тому +33

      OMG GENIUS

    • @Facade953
      @Facade953 4 роки тому +29

      Mom: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!
      Cyborg: It's NOT a phase mom and i prefer the Teen Titans theme!😂

    • @jadesollsberger7408
      @jadesollsberger7408 4 роки тому +34

      Mom needs to cut the internet off and kick him out if he dont get a job & watch how fast he comes back down to earth🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @jenreads5682
      @jenreads5682 4 роки тому

      I recon you've stubbled onto a possible cure

    • @WAVYU5
      @WAVYU5 4 роки тому +2

      Either he'd be cured,or snap and become a terminator

  • @astroob3641
    @astroob3641 4 роки тому +1847

    “He believes he’s here to save the planet”
    *goes on his (they’re) computer all day*

    • @Euphoryaaa
      @Euphoryaaa 4 роки тому +92

      I heard that Pornhub plants a tree for every video watched...so he *single handedly* can save the planet

    • @peterplumpkineater69
      @peterplumpkineater69 4 роки тому +5

      euphoryuh so I’m useful?

    • @Euphoryaaa
      @Euphoryaaa 4 роки тому

      Quakin g lol yes

    • @lelenicole5525
      @lelenicole5525 4 роки тому

      He’s downloading stuff to save the planet u don’t know what ur talking about sis

    • @vanilla_-rw1up
      @vanilla_-rw1up 4 роки тому

      Ur pfp is perfect in this comment 😂🤤

  • @londontorres4378
    @londontorres4378 3 місяці тому +1

    He doesn’t want to work 😂😂

  • @TacoTaco901
    @TacoTaco901 2 роки тому

    I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing at his intro

  • @mrducky6322
    @mrducky6322 3 роки тому +3306

    He’s not crazy he doesn’t even think he’s a cyborg he’s just promoting his merch and sound cloud

  • @joshuahumphries7743
    @joshuahumphries7743 3 роки тому +2047

    Imagine if he’s just trolling so he doesn’t have to get a Job

    • @denissaliaj9459
      @denissaliaj9459 3 роки тому +6

      Like at Dumb and Dumber

    • @AM-rs9uf
      @AM-rs9uf 3 роки тому +48

      Exactly what he is doing. Notice how he stutters and chooses his words? It's all an act.

    • @DAZUNIVERSALINDUSTREIS
      @DAZUNIVERSALINDUSTREIS 3 роки тому +3

      He definitely is lol

    • @DAZUNIVERSALINDUSTREIS
      @DAZUNIVERSALINDUSTREIS 3 роки тому +3

      @@Jnamuleme he is though

    • @digitalbarks5705
      @digitalbarks5705 3 роки тому +4

      Wasn't he just a troll, I remembered that he made music while he was doing this

  • @DresdenMedia
    @DresdenMedia 2 роки тому

    "we are still in the process of gaining full employment"... LMFAO

  • @freedomwhenneeded
    @freedomwhenneeded Рік тому +1

    loool he actually sounds like tate "this is our headquaters"

  • @pineapplesplash4171
    @pineapplesplash4171 4 роки тому +2174

    Mom: “Son come take out the trash”
    Cyber son: “ That’s not in my programming”

    • @AyeNaeBother
      @AyeNaeBother 4 роки тому +49

      That’s not in ‘our’ programming

    • @OAMLLMAO
      @OAMLLMAO 4 роки тому +4

      CrAzY_2007 that is not in our programming

    • @Livia-T
      @Livia-T 4 роки тому +3

      Tropiclemon ___ that is not in our programming

    • @egotnext7333
      @egotnext7333 4 роки тому +3

      @@Livia-T can not compute

    • @BroaddayAssassin
      @BroaddayAssassin 4 роки тому +1

      Pee Lord hi pee. btw wobba wobba

  • @uncleterry991
    @uncleterry991 4 роки тому +26157

    This kid’s lowkey a genius, only humans can pay tax

    • @TheDarkhero60
      @TheDarkhero60 4 роки тому +276

      💀💀

    • @alexisjankowski3281
      @alexisjankowski3281 4 роки тому +375

      Uncle Terry You only pay tax on income. No income, no tax.

    • @ChastityFaye1
      @ChastityFaye1 4 роки тому +61

      Uncle Terry facts 😂😂

    • @nadiadok2328
      @nadiadok2328 4 роки тому +41

      **half human half robot**

    • @kwewee
      @kwewee 4 роки тому +17

      Bruh where I live I don't pay taxes

  • @variadi
    @variadi 2 роки тому

    Bro I know Dr. Phil had a vein pop on his head when he first looked into this case 😂😂

  • @brockly7916
    @brockly7916 2 місяці тому +3

    MOM: No more porn...
    Cyborg: ERROR... ERROR..

  • @chepisani
    @chepisani 4 роки тому +2703

    If he claims hes a cyborg, then throw a cup of water on him.

    • @lufearn7502
      @lufearn7502 4 роки тому +42

      Its ez just switch of the power to the internet and turn on the lights

    • @dehydrateddoomer3340
      @dehydrateddoomer3340 3 роки тому +36

      My phone is waterproof. I'm pretty sure a cyborg is to.

    • @dehydrateddoomer3340
      @dehydrateddoomer3340 3 роки тому +17

      @@lufearn7502 you clearly don't know how electricity works

    • @lufearn7502
      @lufearn7502 3 роки тому +9

      @@dehydrateddoomer3340 chill its a joke

    • @marcelinadarkblood
      @marcelinadarkblood 3 роки тому +1

      @@lufearn7502 it diddnt seem like it was but okeyy

  • @unnamed715
    @unnamed715 4 роки тому +2147

    Plot twist: This is just an ongoing prank that he's trying to see how far he can take it.

  • @sirixis5204
    @sirixis5204 2 роки тому

    He’s the biggest troll.. lol my mans has dedication 💀

  • @Propain4eva
    @Propain4eva 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine his pickup lines
    "I think I'm due for an oil change 😏"

  • @IAmAHuman000
    @IAmAHuman000 4 роки тому +3247

    “Cyborg guy”: *speaks proper english*
    Everybody: weird robotic speech.

    • @senynumaa8156
      @senynumaa8156 4 роки тому +35

      exactly

    • @hannahmurray3921
      @hannahmurray3921 4 роки тому +21

      He never says I

    • @_y0inks581
      @_y0inks581 4 роки тому +53

      @@hannahmurray3921 yeah other than refering to himself as a collective he still uses proper English

    • @liebling4069
      @liebling4069 4 роки тому +8

      _y0inks Yes proper, but you know damn well it’s excessive. It could be a setback in the future, when talking to others.

    • @cursedshark7125
      @cursedshark7125 4 роки тому

      Hannah Murray he’s commmunist

  • @nors3488
    @nors3488 4 роки тому +2096

    Me: *Says the N-Word*
    Orrin: "YOU ARE TARGETED FOR TERMINATION"

  • @akberkhan3148
    @akberkhan3148 2 роки тому

    "We are watching vide- We are learning" OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHA

  • @_vakas
    @_vakas 2 роки тому

    "If he can claim that he's a cyborg and soforth and not have to enter-" she almost spoke like Orrin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chris_redd2453
    @chris_redd2453 4 роки тому +2306

    Normal kids: get tf outta my room I’m playing Minecraft
    Cyborg: We are calculating info to piece together the outcome of the future

    • @KawaiiRuby
      @KawaiiRuby 4 роки тому +34

      Get tf out of our room you are disturbing our operations

    • @isrral1583
      @isrral1583 4 роки тому +2

      Minecraft is trash since the new update

    • @isrral1583
      @isrral1583 4 роки тому +1

      And that's not normal

    • @switzerlandpfk1213
      @switzerlandpfk1213 4 роки тому +2

      I am reading this while imagining his voice saying it and you are too.

    • @donjizzlemontana
      @donjizzlemontana 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iheartpepsi2270
    @iheartpepsi2270 4 роки тому +1562

    Imagine Orrin having the flu
    “Our systems are shutting down”

  • @Calvin_M.
    @Calvin_M. 2 роки тому

    "He is a computer"
    His brain during math exam: em no... no he not

  • @psytron939
    @psytron939 2 роки тому

    "OH you a robot now huh? I guess you don't need to eat no more." Done Deal.

  • @mikes252
    @mikes252 4 роки тому +1802

    sounds like his brain is trying to shelter him from severe tauma of some kind

    • @Redskies453
      @Redskies453 4 роки тому +199

      My theory is he burned out getting his 3.9 GPA and just can't face life anymore.

    • @duffygh4638
      @duffygh4638 4 роки тому +11

      @Mike S That's what I said.

    • @amessina6691
      @amessina6691 4 роки тому +20

      A robot touched me.😥

    • @aleks8078
      @aleks8078 4 роки тому +18

      @@amessina6691 were.is.that.butthole.beep.

    • @MrsHouseTakeNewVegas
      @MrsHouseTakeNewVegas 4 роки тому +22

      Nope he's fine. Has an Instagram and youtube and hes normal

  • @polpogiorno1115
    @polpogiorno1115 4 роки тому +42648

    When you fail to pass the “I’m not a robot” test.

  • @c-millzymusic2038
    @c-millzymusic2038 9 місяців тому

    He need to smoke some of this Zaa 😂

  • @sss2170
    @sss2170 Рік тому

    this made me creasse , especially the first vid🤣