Dark Souls 2 - The Pursuer

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  • @cometastral
    @cometastral 8 років тому +1117

    .....now you see why I always summon Lucatiel

    • @JinnTheNurd
      @JinnTheNurd 8 років тому +5

      The Templar \[T]/

    • @vittocrazi
      @vittocrazi 3 роки тому +5

      @OMGitsAzrael she is the best!

  • @hamsterdoom360
    @hamsterdoom360 8 років тому +1560

    Just as with the Dark Souls lore that inspired this video, I have no idea what's going on.

    • @hamsterdoom360
      @hamsterdoom360 4 роки тому +54

      @Deadskin Studios Dark Souls lore? Thanks to channels like VaatiVidya and Silver Mont, yes.
      This video? Absolutely fucking not.

    • @帛金之星
      @帛金之星 4 роки тому +4

      It's A Trap!

    • @Waffle280
      @Waffle280 3 роки тому +3

      The pursuer is a bigass piece of armor that pretty much shows up as a boss once and then shows up more times as a normal enemy in a few levels

  • @darkone739
    @darkone739 7 років тому +1344

    I have no honest to god idea what I just watched...😐

  • @rdubayoo
    @rdubayoo 10 років тому +1821

    Okay, I'm going to try to explain this for anyone who's confused:
    0:15 The Pursuer is trying to drop in on the Chosen Undead but he screws it up.
    0:19 Ghouls have distended bellies that you might initially confuse for testicles due to how dangly they are.
    0:23 Giants have sphincters for faces.
    0:28 People (including myself) like to leave sexist comments for other players to read near Chloanne, a stone merchant, due to how she dresses. Unfortunately, the Chosen Undead is stupid and thought the message meant he should use a two-handed weapon to kill her.
    0:44 Um... a Gyrm sorcerer is trying to seduce the Chosen undead in the Undead Purgatory and a character I don't recognize slaps him?
    0:48 Lucatiel of Mirrah stepped in some armor-eating acid and only her hat, sword, and shield made it out okay.
    0:58 The Chosen Undead easily defeats the Pursuer because of the latter's botched landing, as seen earlier in the video.
    So, there you go, everyone, the video is mostly explained and the joke ruined. I'm sorry. :(

    • @ArcaneVulper
      @ArcaneVulper 10 років тому +84

      Close, but Lucatiel isn't in this, the necromancer in the purgatory gets rejected by the chosen undead and gets a bomb (I think) to the face and then drops their robes to try to further seduce the chosen undead but a summoned phantom punches them in the face.

    • @rossbyatt9108
      @rossbyatt9108 10 років тому +183

      ArcaneVulper One frame just before the sorcerer strips

    • @Coffecupola
      @Coffecupola 10 років тому +60

      ArcaneVulper Wrong thong. Lucatiel is in it.

    • @elitegod0701
      @elitegod0701 10 років тому +123

      At 0:23 it shows the Smelter Demons armor set, which has a hole in the helm. I see how you mistook it for a giant though.

    • @rdubayoo
      @rdubayoo 10 років тому +11

      elitegod0701
      Damn, I DIDN'T explain it all. Shiiit. :(

  • @MegamodeltaV2
    @MegamodeltaV2 9 років тому +853

    Can you please tell me what I just watched

  • @Kaael
    @Kaael 10 років тому +114

    0:53 , Literally how all Phantoms work at Colloseum.Always wearing the doll mask,always helping.

  • @ImTavi
    @ImTavi 9 років тому +1039

    There needs to be a gif made from 0:52 to 0:56
    Then my life will be complete

    • @ImTavi
      @ImTavi 9 років тому +94

      ***** You god among men my friend

    • @LeUserNameIsTaken
      @LeUserNameIsTaken 9 років тому +25

      ***** I love you #fullhomo

    • @Bengy.
      @Bengy. 9 років тому +4

      ***** But I don't want the creepy old man in the gif.
      :(

    • @ImTavi
      @ImTavi 9 років тому

      Lolkick1000 Get your own gif, gawd

    • @vladmorozov6120
      @vladmorozov6120 9 років тому

      My life will be complete when own one copy of every gun ever made

  • @joshlarry8284
    @joshlarry8284 8 років тому +123

    0:30 fucking hell I love that face.

  • @terraLiquidus
    @terraLiquidus 9 років тому +297

    Damn Lucatiel you fine.

  • @GRiznitDShiznit
    @GRiznitDShiznit 10 років тому +204

    When the pursuer missed the landing I laughed so instantly hard i spit all over my computer hahaha it was gross

    • @Bgongon1
      @Bgongon1 10 років тому +8

      That made me laugh pretty hard too

    • @Bgongon1
      @Bgongon1 10 років тому +1

      You are the greatest ever

    • @davidhernandez1502
      @davidhernandez1502 10 років тому

      so did i but with cereal

  • @NavidIsANoob
    @NavidIsANoob 10 років тому +94

    As someone who has never played Dark Souls, what in the everloving fuck was this all about.

    • @CranberryJackson
      @CranberryJackson 10 років тому +204

      As someone who has played Dark Souls, I have no idea what the fuck this was all about.

    • @NavidIsANoob
      @NavidIsANoob 10 років тому +7

      CranberryJackson Well that explains a thing or two.

    • @Lilzycho
      @Lilzycho 10 років тому

      i think the green guy with the huge wang is the protagonist. but i dunno.

    • @wonderguardstalker
      @wonderguardstalker 10 років тому +7

      As someone who played dark souls 2 I only kind of know what the fuck is going on

    • @TheOnlineAce
      @TheOnlineAce 10 років тому

      Jan Fröhlich That would be EFF's Dark Souls 2 character! That's my guess. Amirite? Do I get a cookie!?

  • @khaled3433
    @khaled3433 5 років тому +57

    Animation level : brilliant
    Story and plot level : wtf did I just watched?

  • @SupremeLeaderJarJar
    @SupremeLeaderJarJar 10 років тому +93

    0:48 Lucatiel

    • @SynthLove
      @SynthLove 10 років тому +6

      48.8 to be exact

  • @Nucky420
    @Nucky420 2 роки тому +8

    Still love this video after all these years.

  • @anothertarnishedone5960
    @anothertarnishedone5960 3 роки тому +37

    Six years after....
    UA-cam: you should watch this!!!
    Me: don't know if should be scared, annoyed, angry, or excited

  • @TheShonenJumper
    @TheShonenJumper 10 років тому +708

    I downloaded the video, only to see the one single frame at 0:48. Totally worth it.

    • @SDGFDSZXC
      @SDGFDSZXC 10 років тому +19

      Worth it too

    • @scotthoopes4090
      @scotthoopes4090 10 років тому +107

      a girl with a sword smeshed into her tits wearing a bird hat? okay

    • @MrDehBoss
      @MrDehBoss 10 років тому +118

      slowed video to 0.25, and paused... HAHAH... NICE ONE

    • @TheShonenJumper
      @TheShonenJumper 10 років тому +86

      Scott Hoopes That's Lucatiel from DS2.

    • @savagepinksock
      @savagepinksock 10 років тому +2

      omg me too

  • @Darbuinsito
    @Darbuinsito 8 років тому +19

    ''r u scard bro, com get som, waht r u, cassul? oo shit, deh badery is ded, pls giv me 1 momnt to recharsh, den we'll fite each oder''
    Pursuer - 2014

  • @CplYakob
    @CplYakob 8 років тому +118

    ....
    Well, I liked the Pursuer crashing into the wall at 0:15 at least.

  • @pacogek123
    @pacogek123 10 років тому +37

    I swear my IQ always reduces while watching his vids XDD

  • @DOHARKsmash
    @DOHARKsmash 4 роки тому +1

    What the fuck did I just watch? I understood this as much as i understood my first souls playthrough.

  • @owithani
    @owithani 3 роки тому +7

    0:22 yesterday penguinz0 played the DS3 cinders mod. He equipped the smelter helmet and used poop attacks. a "feces build". This joke is now a reality.

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 10 років тому +17

    i dont even know what the fk is going on but then again, thats dark souls.

  • @oshiria
    @oshiria 8 років тому +129

    I don't understand what is going on....

    • @nitrocat5169
      @nitrocat5169 8 років тому +10

      Let me explain you.
      First pursuer just falling off while trying to land for the fight.
      Then that thing farting i think its the smelter demon. If not the old iron king.
      Then this npc that you find in the harvest valley, she's kinda useless but they gave her big boobs.
      After that i think epicface tries to Give an explanation to that thing in the necromancer's shoulders
      And the thing with the giant balls. I think its one of the infected undead that you find in shaded woods. I think thats all i can understand

    • @TheStargatefan12
      @TheStargatefan12 8 років тому +9

      Wat. She ain't useless, she shells weapon reincorcement stuff.
      For 20K souls.
      Okay, she's fucking useless.

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 8 років тому +6

      +The Crowbar infinite titanite shards, large shards, and chunks. Expensive, sure, but infinite titanite.

    • @donultremp1497
      @donultremp1497 7 років тому

      How do you get all that crap, all i got was bon astetic, couple shards and some shitty spells

    • @marz881
      @marz881 7 років тому

      DonulTremp you get it after beating the final boss

  • @Lopez1988chile
    @Lopez1988chile 9 років тому +10

    After some 5 minutes of trial an error, I finally managed to see what was beetween 0:48 and 0:49.

  • @Cristian-Lascu
    @Cristian-Lascu 9 років тому +9

    why does this exist?...why???

  • @wadcaparowekasmthrowaway4503
    @wadcaparowekasmthrowaway4503 3 роки тому +2

    This is the highest quality shitpost I've encountered

  • @anthonyhaddow2881
    @anthonyhaddow2881 9 років тому +12

    right at the very last second of 0:28 hoooooooo mah gawd

  • @spookyjohn6543
    @spookyjohn6543 3 роки тому +4

    Bloodborne lore:

  • @Rucka_Inc.
    @Rucka_Inc. 10 років тому +9

    0:24
    Oh thank god I wasn't the only one who thought it looked like that too...

  • @oedon1972
    @oedon1972 3 роки тому +6

    0:29 this face 😂🤣

  • @Rogue20XX
    @Rogue20XX 8 років тому +10

    Press 6 for a good time!

  • @chewface
    @chewface 10 років тому +2

    Someone give this guy a contract. This shit is 1000 times better and more hilarious than anything I've seen on Adult Swim!

    • @jase276
      @jase276 10 років тому

      Even Venture Bros?

    • @MrLeonLuffy
      @MrLeonLuffy 10 років тому

      You don't like Boondocks?

  • @matriarchofazure7607
    @matriarchofazure7607 6 років тому +5

    *"Hey there handsome? Lookiiin' for a good time?"*

  • @Number7291
    @Number7291 4 роки тому +2

    The pursuer thick thighs save him from fall damage

  • @PanicGiraffe
    @PanicGiraffe 8 років тому +23

    This made very little sense.

  • @SquishyOfCinder
    @SquishyOfCinder 3 роки тому +3

    this might be the worst video I have ever seen, good job!

  • @terceljr
    @terceljr 6 років тому +6

    0:28 Took me a few minutes to pause it at the right moment.......
    it was worth it. XD

    • @IndyColaTV
      @IndyColaTV 4 роки тому

      You can press period and comma to move frame by frame when paused

    • @terceljr
      @terceljr 4 роки тому

      @@IndyColaTV thanks

    • @fabi3790
      @fabi3790 4 роки тому

      Wtf??
      What the fuck is that face
      Body Fine. That face..... Nope

  • @ACuteKitty101
    @ACuteKitty101 10 років тому +2

    0:00 to 0:17 How the Pursuer Boss enters the stage, although his aim was off....
    0:19 to 0:21 Well endowed enemies you fight in Shaded Woods, uses poison...
    0:22 to 0:27 The Smelter Demon's close up...
    0:28 to 0:35 The Blacksmith's Daughter you meet entering Harvest Valley, sells Stones.
    0:36 to 0:56 A necromancer encountered in the Executioner's Chariot boss's- (briefly passes behind the Chosen Undead ((Green Dude)) ) -battle/room. With Summoning Phantom assistance in the name of Jolly Cooperation.
    0:57 to 1:27 The Pursuer returns (he comes back twice as far as i know later in the game) Albeit heavily damaged and permanently crippled due to his failed landing in the beginning. Chosen Undead is Victorious yet again.

  • @virgobro2025
    @virgobro2025 8 років тому +15

    Smash Bros for Nintendo Switch hype.
    *New challenger approaches.*
    The pursuer... _drops_ in.

  • @Farscryer0
    @Farscryer0 9 років тому +1

    Nice pic of Lucatiel, but that is a terrible place for a greatsword to be in.
    That or she has Iron Flesh.

  • @Marr0wgar
    @Marr0wgar 8 років тому +23

    Don't think we missed the naked Lucatiel frame. 0:48

  • @skulltula1352
    @skulltula1352 3 роки тому +1

    Dark souls was strange back then...

  • @TheNovaimmortal
    @TheNovaimmortal 9 років тому +12

    0:31 Plague of Gripes?

  • @dragonator1012
    @dragonator1012 4 роки тому +1

    This is disturbing......... Ok time to go back to happy souls to cleanse my mind

  • @standaman4578
    @standaman4578 8 років тому

    i've been watching a lot of this guy's videos
    my lungs hurt

  • @arattactician5697
    @arattactician5697 8 років тому +3

    I know you like what you see... *slap* hallelujaaa! XD

  • @nixionchang3966
    @nixionchang3966 4 роки тому +1

    I expected a dark souls video but I got a porn hub dark souls 2 video

  • @Gglegeek-pv4mp
    @Gglegeek-pv4mp 2 роки тому +1

    Deepest lore

  • @SturmWurm
    @SturmWurm 10 років тому +3

    I'm sorry but I shall overuse and abuse that chosen undead face
    0:30 As you can see i've flooded my shitty channel with it by accompanying with ear rape and other bullshit.
    Epicfacefist, you are truly a god amongst artists, and my souls.
    All 200 of them.

    • @SturmWurm
      @SturmWurm 10 років тому

      My harm warms to your words.

    • @TheMorous
      @TheMorous 10 років тому

      i cant resist to i have this picture on facebook and youtube :D

    • @TheMorous
      @TheMorous 10 років тому

      and he look like our president Miloš Zeman. LEL

  • @3nderoxii615
    @3nderoxii615 3 роки тому +1

    Just keep pressing "6"

  • @Kz3andMore
    @Kz3andMore 7 років тому +21

    I seriously dont understand why you get so many dislikes. The animations are not bad at all, the jokes are preety good. Not talking here as a fan, just as someone who has watched your animations in the past and I still get laughs at them every now and then.

    • @liquidladdy
      @liquidladdy 6 років тому +7

      It's not funny tho, it's well animated for sure but FAR from funny.

    • @Brother_O4TS
      @Brother_O4TS 2 роки тому

      @@liquidladdy I dunno, I found 0:52 to 0:56 very funny. Also the Pursuer's botched landing

  • @jonjoehulio
    @jonjoehulio 10 років тому

    I've watched all your videos from batman, monster hunter, game grumps and now dark souls. You are an insane genius.

  • @glumauig21
    @glumauig21 10 років тому +7

    0:17 I've heard that crying baby sound in Oney's animation as well. I wonder what the filename is

  • @dennisking6521
    @dennisking6521 10 років тому +1

    This deserves more recognition.

  • @dificulttocure
    @dificulttocure 8 років тому +5

    Well I played all DS2 but I really can't remember this part of the game...

  • @genericname2593
    @genericname2593 6 років тому

    I think I'm crying because if how beautiful this video is

  • @kyu_cat
    @kyu_cat 10 років тому +25

    wtf did i just watch O-O

    • @DolanShorts
      @DolanShorts 10 років тому +13

      A CARTOON ON TEH INTERNET :D!!!!

    • @NightmaRReify
      @NightmaRReify 10 років тому +4

      A prodigy :)

    • @andyvyc6555
      @andyvyc6555 10 років тому +4

      You fuckin watched DARK SOULS at its best. BIATCH (.o.)

    • @wonderguardstalker
      @wonderguardstalker 10 років тому +1

      Cue hotdiggedydemon

    • @GodOfTheeGames
      @GodOfTheeGames 10 років тому

      A video. Obviously...
      (Yes, I will take this as seriously as I need to...)

  • @allyourbase50
    @allyourbase50 10 років тому

    MORE! THIS IS GOLD!

  • @DhrDavidJames
    @DhrDavidJames 10 років тому +16

    brilliant

  • @32bitosserc84
    @32bitosserc84 8 років тому

    I just do not understand why I love this video so much

  • @Brackynews
    @Brackynews 9 років тому +14

    Eww?

  • @Slender_Man_186
    @Slender_Man_186 8 років тому +2

    The face at 0:11 is just... Just bootyful.

  • @leoriopaladiknight2634
    @leoriopaladiknight2634 9 років тому +4

    Even me cannot understand

  • @ohnotmeagain4721
    @ohnotmeagain4721 3 роки тому +1

    I think I need help I can't stop laughing oh dear Christ I'm suffering

  • @sailorstarcher5134
    @sailorstarcher5134 8 років тому +9

    what.......the.......f***

  • @seanthebarrelshooter7776
    @seanthebarrelshooter7776 5 місяців тому

    This is a great dark souls lore video

  • @stephenromero7298
    @stephenromero7298 7 років тому +9

    The only part I thought was funny was the ending with the pursuer, because that's what it feels like when you see him for the fifth time.

  • @MaxMustermann-up3un
    @MaxMustermann-up3un 7 років тому +1

    This is true art. :D

  • @hannesview
    @hannesview 8 років тому +7

    wtf

  • @Vermillion1995
    @Vermillion1995 10 років тому

    This is beautiful.

  • @p8gaming669
    @p8gaming669 6 років тому +3

    Great animation, shit tier jokes

  • @oilbaron3126
    @oilbaron3126 2 роки тому

    The little thumbs up from the string is the greatest thing ever

  • @The_Man_in_Dark_Purple
    @The_Man_in_Dark_Purple 4 роки тому +4

    So what do we have?
    The strange, not aesthetically appealing animation with a specific sense of humor that has more than 28k likes?
    Ok, humanity...
    But... May be I just not so smart enought to understand that brilliant intellectual humor, that not everyone can understand and/or not a big enough fan of DS series to understand. So I'll just walk by and pretend I didn't see anything.

  • @marschallblucher6197
    @marschallblucher6197 Рік тому

    This whole video felt like a fever dream... I'm too sleep deprived for this shit...

  • @saeyabor
    @saeyabor 10 років тому +9

    WTF is with Chloanne's face for one frame around 0:28 ?

  • @yoann5573
    @yoann5573 3 роки тому

    Time itself is sure goddamn convoluted after watching that.

  • @SONofSTEEL187
    @SONofSTEEL187 8 років тому +18

    imgur.com/a/QLz9y
    You're all welcome. Took me 10 minutes to pause it perfectly.

    • @sleepiestpyramid5016
      @sleepiestpyramid5016 6 років тому +1

      Shikaka It took me less than a minute. By the way, I think only 9 year olds care about that kind of stuff. The picture is drawn horribly

    • @chronick7145
      @chronick7145 6 років тому

      but... why

  • @halafradrimx
    @halafradrimx 10 років тому

    UA-cam isn't ready for this... yet.

  • @Grease675
    @Grease675 10 років тому +3

    I wish this was funny

  • @infamoushacker4chan883
    @infamoushacker4chan883 3 роки тому

    I come here every few months and grin at this nonsense.

  • @thecrtf4953
    @thecrtf4953 8 років тому +5

    .........wtf did I just watch :/

  • @XanthosReaper
    @XanthosReaper 7 років тому

    This enlightened my life.

  • @heartcooksmebrain
    @heartcooksmebrain 10 років тому +3

    Wtf is LucaZwag going on about here? Lol. Man, i wish you replied to comments as I'm dying to know how you draw these animations and what program you use to edit it in! Always wonder that with every cartoon I see on youtube. Pisses me off though wehn I see all these thumbs down on your videos. I don't care if people don't like your raunchiness or get the jokes - it's obvious you spend a SHITLOAD of time on these. If someone doesn't like it, they don't have to thumb it up, but thumbing it down is just plain disrespectful. >:| Don't ever stop what personally makes you laugh! :D

    • @heartcooksmebrain
      @heartcooksmebrain 10 років тому

      Hah! Good call on approving them as they were so random, and you're the king of random. :) Well I stand corrected that you don't reply to comments! Thanks for replying. :D I actually had been surmising flash all this time, but thought that by now there must have been a better program developed to do that stuff in (I used to use flash extensively for creating websites back in the day - but that was a decade ago and I know it's been severely phased out as a web development tool due to smartpads not allowing it etc.). So, I have even more of an idea of how much work goes into these vids! Flash is a pain in the arse, never did get actionscript well myself. It also is NOT easy to draw in (last I used it) - so the fact you can pull these amazingly detailed illustrations off astounds me! I'm sure you have a wacom tablet, but still! Is it drawn from scratch in there, or are you working from a sketch you bring in to it and draw/shade over that? Hope you don't mind me pickin' your brain with that. ;) No worries if you don't have time to respond. Sorry for the long msg here; I suck at being concise. Seems I subbed in the nick of time for this great release. :D Keep creatin'!

    • @heartcooksmebrain
      @heartcooksmebrain 10 років тому

      ***** I just have a baby Wacom. :( Quite jealous! I bought it a decade ago and it's served me very well considering at the time I was used to a big one at work and needed something for home use. They were just so expensive at the time, even for a baby one. Maybe it's time I look to see if they are cheaper now, as I'm finding it would be nicer to have just that LIL bit more preciseness when editing frame by frame stuff. My friend tries to use it when he visits and gets so annoyed with it. ;) It does take a coupla weeks to adjust to when first using it, but ever since, I find mouses to be so archaic and impossible haha.

  • @gamerx112
    @gamerx112 8 років тому +1

    I have to stop eating when watching your videos

  • @tarikay93
    @tarikay93 10 років тому +13

    Your videos are disturbing to say the least dude.

  • @Badjazy
    @Badjazy 10 років тому

    That explains the broken wall. damn Pursuer.

  • @johnnyjoestar3449
    @johnnyjoestar3449 10 років тому +4

    0:37 0:48 why did you chose to change the necromancer's face?

  • @dreadmasterraptus189
    @dreadmasterraptus189 9 років тому

    When the nipple gave a thumb i felt, Like everything is ok

  • @billjoe7036
    @billjoe7036 3 роки тому +3

    Lmao why did this get so many dislikes, shit was funny

  • @GlobalOutcast
    @GlobalOutcast 3 роки тому +1

    "Is this too easy for you?"

  • @themumbles5808
    @themumbles5808 8 років тому +135

    none of this was funny

    • @poprocky7347
      @poprocky7347 8 років тому +7

      I agree

    • @hakotime
      @hakotime 8 років тому +37

      Get a sense of humor.

    • @cata112233
      @cata112233 8 років тому +11

      Trash humor....

    • @Redrobyn9
      @Redrobyn9 7 років тому +7

      I agree, that was just autistic

    • @donultremp1497
      @donultremp1497 7 років тому +6

      idk the parts with the Pursuer and the wizard getting slap were pretty good

  • @coffee7644
    @coffee7644 6 років тому

    It took a good minute for me to see lucatiel in all her glory

  • @IAmKnightsDawn
    @IAmKnightsDawn 9 років тому

    Laughed at the Pursuers fail. Cried at the lady dying. Facepalm at the nerd falling off the ledge. Nipple +1 to the white phantom.

  • @OmegaMK
    @OmegaMK 10 років тому

    I love your videos xD

  • @cristianperez103
    @cristianperez103 4 роки тому +2

    When my friends want to go out during Quarantine 0:52

  • @eeveegaming4267
    @eeveegaming4267 8 років тому +2

    0:43 best face I've ever seen

  • @Lenixionthegreat
    @Lenixionthegreat 10 років тому +1

    "Hey handsome you lookin for a good time?" mate I dribble piss laughing at that omg love it

  • @SaviorUchiha
    @SaviorUchiha 10 років тому

    This is awesome.

  • @ZionMainframeGaming
    @ZionMainframeGaming 10 років тому

    Always amazing

  • @mattw7751
    @mattw7751 8 років тому +2

    Hah... I'm in the weird part of youtube again