E Man Did ever happen to meet the owner? She has this disturbing obsession with spiders. Otherwise she'd be a solid 10/10 There's this place in the Tomb of the Giants that serves really good ribs though. I'd go there instead.
Brian McDaniel Yeah, I guess that's a good point. But the staff in New Londo have those spooky scary skeleton masks. They have no idea what personal place is, trying to touch me like i'm an altar boy and they're a catholic priest. You tried that new place in the Dukes Archives? I heard the clams are pretty decent there. Not to mention plenty of light reading while you eat.
tiakpark So... he tried to kill you even though you didn't quite fit into the 2 kinds of people I said in the first comment? I would be glad to hear what you were then.
i once got invaded by a guy who calls himself towlie after he destroyed me i got a message from him and he said "next time DON'T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL!"
Both the female chefs are *DEAD* well undead ... but I don't wanna be racist or anything .... but ........ I prefer meals prepared by alive humans ...........
Profit Potato Yeah well these times are hard. Economy isn't as good as it used to be. A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do to make an unliving. At least they have a job. Unlike a certain dad who abandoned his family because fuckit!???
Stacy Crane Oh! you mean The Second Bell, I don't consider that restaurant part of blightown. Good place, good food, make sure to try the red hot wings!
I've been there. The main course in this restaurant is freshly baked Dung Pies, Fried Giant Mosquitoes, and Purple Moss Clumps. You also have Blooming Purple Moss Clumps for the fancy types. The drinks served there is Blightpuss and Diet Blightpuss.
"Have you heard of Trusty Patches? If ever a man has rubbed me up the wrong way, ugh! If he ever comes around again, I swear, I'll have his hide." Guess now we know how Patches pissed off Lautrec.
There are two main theories regarding Lautrec's reasons behind killing the Firekeeper, the first (and the one I believe) is that he was planning to present it as a gift to Fina to earn her love, which could explain why he was at Anor Londo. The second is that he was just intending to use it to upgrade his estus flask.
Salazar of vinheim nothing of particular. He won't be hostile to you (if you meet him in the cave straight under the cemetery) and, after you kill Nito, he'll be at the firelink shrine. He'll sell some items (such as humanity), Pinwheel's masks and the cleric armor (how ironic...)
uuum lautrec you better get moving cause once the chosen undead finds out that the fire keeper's dead and you were at the scene of the crime he/she's gonna be pissed.
He was actually the good guy. He killed the Firekeeper because he knew that the gods were corrupt and defied nature so they can stay in power. He wanted to stop people being sacrificed to the flame. He calls you a moth flying towards the flame and he was right. He called you a fool not because you confronted him but because you are blind to the fact that you are being used as a sacrificial lamb.
one tip use 4 fingers for animated caracters (not counting animes) when they have 5 it lookes like a bunch of bananas or sausages (and it is easier to animate... but we animators dont mention that) ;)
Love it. Can anyone help me to find another parody video of DS1 which has that awesome curly lip animation and dealings with the trader on the broken bridge, anyone know what the name of that one is ?
Calm, not needs as much quarrel, and Salazar of vinheim I'm sorry but the lautrec is my friend, one of the only ones who remained...before the world was covered in darkness...Some may have changed but not others...lautrec itself was a good person even though he changed in their attitudes deep down...exists still a little kindness
I don´t know why he is so angry... I would have had a nice evening... first with her, then Gwyndolin, then both ;P And yeah, I know Gwyndolin is a trap, but I don´t care ;D
I hope darksouls 2 continue's with this level of npc dialog, i find it refreshing having to rely on so few word's of wisdom to get by, unlike other games where they tell your 15times what you have to do.
The restaurant in Blighttown was ok... I'd recommend that Steakhouse near the entrance to the depths, its not too far, although I'm not sure what kind of meat they use...
5/5 Gave me amazing soup Now that you mention it, that restaurant in blighttown is brilliant. I got some tasty soup made with poison water and purple moss. It a wonderful dish and I would totally recommend it.
Zane Zeulner Well, in the concept art that came in the art book you can actually see that her private parts are still there. Most people think it's just part of the spider fur, but if you look closely there's a patch thats the color of her hair, plus like i said to theninja, the close up we get to see of her lips should give you a couple hot ideas (literally)
suddenly, a non-hollowed darkwraith appears. "hi. look, Lautrec, your an antagonist for killing the firekeeper. most darkwraiths are hostile to the player, but I'm not nearly as evil. so, here is the deal. do not kill her, and I won't need to chase you down in Anor Londo. deal?"
Lautrec gained the firelink shrine firekeeper's trust...just enough for her to come closer to the bars. The timing had to be perfect. When the second bell rang, he must not still be around for the chosen undead to find him. "Come closer, my dear. For i cannot see thy beauty" and swiftly he plunged his Shotel into her body, slicing her to pieces. "With no voice....noone can hear you scream." Lautrec was truly a piece of work - one of the few ethically-justifiable people to kill.
I'm pretty picky when it comes to mushrooms. Some of the larger ones I picked in Darkroot Garden were just too tough, and the flavor is too overpowering, I'd say. Now, if you want REAL gourmet mushrooms, there used to be this great little farmer's market in Oolacile, where you would ask for Elizabeth, but that was a long time ago, so I'm not sure if she's still in business, and even when she was, she only had a small garden, and you couldn't always get any, like if they weren't in season.
I wouldn't recommend that restaurant in Blight town, last time I was there I got food poisoning.
+Brian McDaniel They also have a huge mosquito problem, wouldn't recommend the place.
+M4kimies And the waiters were barbaric!
E Man Did ever happen to meet the owner? She has this disturbing obsession with spiders. Otherwise she'd be a solid 10/10
There's this place in the Tomb of the Giants that serves really good ribs though. I'd go there instead.
M4kimies Yeah but the place has such poor lighting. You want a quality meal, I'd recommend New Londo; they even have their own waterpark!
Brian McDaniel Yeah, I guess that's a good point. But the staff in New Londo have those spooky scary skeleton masks. They have no idea what personal place is, trying to touch me like i'm an altar boy and they're a catholic priest.
You tried that new place in the Dukes Archives? I heard the clams are pretty decent there. Not to mention plenty of light reading while you eat.
Patches is a cool guy, he only harms people that are clerics and people that aren't clerics. Don't be either of those, and you're fine.
WAAAAAA??!!!1 *head explodes*
Instructions unclear, was pushed down pit.
Blizzardof Flame Be a Dragon hybrid (or however you called it) and you will live :)
Bull-shit. That mo-fo still tries to kill me no matter what.
tiakpark
So... he tried to kill you even though you didn't quite fit into the 2 kinds of people I said in the first comment?
I would be glad to hear what you were then.
Eh . . . Blighttown is okay, but the service is a little slow.
underrated comment
ahhhhh i see what you did there
beat that level but i dont understand the joke :D
Jay Kalinka at Blighttown the frames drop a lot and the game runs very slowly.
Tin Can
now i get it despite i didnt noticed that maybe my notebook is dat slow :D
Good stuff, I hope you get a few more subscribers!
VaatiVidya wow only a few more subscribers? Why don’t you just say you hate their guts
xD
7 years ago? Damn Vaati, I hope you replied my comments tho
@@novayussof9232 late gang
@@poncho5526 thanks
"Great Restaurant in *Blighttown*"
hold the fuck up
Maneater Mildred makes a good meal
Still, to eat anything in Blighttown..
Can the undead get any more diseased?
+Sung Ra I mean, poison and toxic are status effects so I'd say yes.
Worst Place. I woulda chose the Dark Root forest as a date sight. Candle light dinner and everything. Common Lautrec, up your game.
EK OddLink I found this one in ithriyll so but most of the food is frozen
A Restaurant in Blight Town?! What are you going to serve the women?! A dung pie?! lol
Oh for the love of Fina, Lautrec.
Fried mushrooms
+Alexandre Batalha Im sure Mildred has something to serve.
+Grr Rawr probably man
Alexandre Batalha And 100% A-Grade Shrek meat.
Well i heard they got servers down there at least
I highly reccomend Maneater Mildred's Steakhouse
GodILoveAlcohol great place. I hear they get their tablecloth from the Fair Lady Silks.
GodILoveAlcohol great place. I hear they get their tablecloth from Fair Lady Silks.
You guys totally should check out that restaurant in Blighttown, it's pretty swell.
Yeah! The Cragspider with a side of giant leech is totes delish!
Yeah, it's really good!
Zeredek I ordered the poison soup and the Blight Burger.
Poison blood swuirting bugs?
Im down with that.
Zeredek The charbroiled Swamp Gas Soup gave me stomach cramps, but the Hellhound Steak was decent.
I like to imagine this is exactly how it all went down..
Sorry, cant give you a like, you already have 69 of them
THERE IS A RESTAURANT IN BLIGHTTOWN? damn, i never found it, only the shopping mall there...
You should try it out sometime, I hear the waitress has legs "to die for"
Andrew Ostrowski Yeah, the food has quite a "Bite" to it as well.
Taeljam I got food poisoning and had to visit Ash lake General
She dropped the Black Eye Pod
+Alan Schwarzwälder Oh my sun! That is so clever! :-D
why is he all moody at the end queelaag is awesome.
***** ya how whould that even physically work?
Pedo Koala hell no
***** She has dat abdomen, plus has a face.....
***** Yeah about that...maybe you don't want to squeeze them just too hard you know. Made the mistake and it literally turned day to night for me.
...what the fuck did I just read.
That place in Blighttown at the end looks surprisingly cosy.
I think the problem here is that he invited her to blighttown.
i once got invaded by a guy who calls himself towlie after he destroyed me i got a message from him and he said "next time DON'T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL!"
I bet you got invaded 42 times too.
okay.... quelagg looked adorable
Laurentius is such a bro he's my favorite character
+Miguel Sunga (ThunderSTORM) Yeah, wonderful!
Still a better love story than Twilight.
restaurant in blight town. . .
you poor fool they have not passed a health inspection in years!
Both the female chefs are *DEAD* well undead ... but I don't wanna be racist or anything .... but ........ I prefer meals prepared by alive humans ...........
Erza Rosenberg i heard they are now working in the Depths
Profit Potato Yeah well these times are hard. Economy isn't as good as it used to be. A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do to make an unliving. At least they have a job. Unlike a certain dad who abandoned his family because fuckit!???
-Nahh, I think Queelan was the last clean up crew for that restaurant.
Stacy Crane
Oh! you mean The Second Bell, I don't consider that restaurant part of blightown. Good place, good food, make sure to try the red hot wings!
Sen's fortresshas some good food, but it tastes rather sharp...
Hey just go to anor Londo great food it has little lightning deserts by yours truly Orenstine!
You guys need to check out quality steaks in Depths.
+Owen Diaram You'll get way too much salt in Sen's fortress.
I heard the Abyss cook their meat on the dark side
Lost Izalith is good for spicy food.
I actually had a really nice evening with Quelaag.
Heh.
Found you again fellow servant
Really cool man lets hang some time
"Keh heh heh"
@@dragonslayerornstein7221 ahaha
A bread restaurant in Blighttown?
What the hell do they serve there? Dung pies!?
Dung pies always remind me of Moon Pies
I've been there. The main course in this restaurant is freshly baked Dung Pies, Fried Giant Mosquitoes, and Purple Moss Clumps. You also have Blooming Purple Moss Clumps for the fancy types. The drinks served there is Blightpuss and Diet Blightpuss.
Blight…puss. I'll let you dwell on that for a while.
Do they also have tequila blowdarts?
@@justinrobison9189 no but they newly added siegbraus
Lautrec look at the bright side of dating Quelaag.. easy 2nd base!
***** Even better! XD
The Blight side?
wait no that's bad because the spider part of her is near the crotch area and we don't know too much
never date a spider who knows if they are a black widow...
you get what im saying?
Classy comment, but the execution could use some work.
+No No thanks for the notes
Funky Catz I mean...A chaos spider can’t be too much better. Ass fucking her would get you an AOE shart
"Have you heard of Trusty Patches? If ever a man has rubbed me up the wrong way, ugh! If he ever comes around again, I swear, I'll have his hide."
Guess now we know how Patches pissed off Lautrec.
I love how Lautrec's armour is changing whetever he's expression his thoughts and emotions xD
Poor Lautrec, altough Quelagg is hotter than Anastacia
+CJ00014 good luck fuckin that. You would get lost between her legs, and she has a lot of them.
+Alexandre Batalha oh yeah...that's the best part (Ciaran is Hot toó)
CJ00014 as long as you don't take her to Blight Town, like fellow Lautrec here, you're good to go.
the top half at least
Montrez Anthony bj's and boob squeezes confirmed.
the funniest line is 'great restaurant in blightown'
There are two main theories regarding Lautrec's reasons behind killing the Firekeeper, the first (and the one I believe) is that he was planning to present it as a gift to Fina to earn her love, which could explain why he was at Anor Londo. The second is that he was just intending to use it to upgrade his estus flask.
He ask her out for a first date in Blighttown? Are you kidding me!?
With the frame rate it'll feel like the evening lasted forever. Also the meat fresh from the local butcher.
And the slow walks!
(there's only one rusted iron ring, and 2 people).
+DovahSpy Dude, have you seen that restaraunt in Blightown? It's amazing! No chick can resist it, she'll go with you no questions asked.
I had a bad time at that restaurant. Shiva stabbed me in the back over a little disagreement over a novelty I had.
Izalith is alright, but the food is so hot, and the service is chaotic.
I love these Dark Souls parodies. Good job.
You should make some more animations like this
DAMN IT PATCHES!
hahahaha
TRUSTY PATCHES!
What happens if you tell him your not a cleric?
Salazar of vinheim nothing of particular. He won't be hostile to you (if you meet him in the cave straight under the cemetery) and, after you kill Nito, he'll be at the firelink shrine. He'll sell some items (such as humanity), Pinwheel's masks and the cleric armor (how ironic...)
Please! This needs to be a series!
Please make more. This is awesome!
An abandoned channel, soon to be forgotten by many. Sad how that works
Anti-Clickbait Night i wonder what happened
Poor Lautrec, can't find love, even supported by a godess.
Awesome video, it would be really cool if you could make a series of it. I guarantee you it would become a hit in no time.
"ehehehehehee. im such a dick."
best trusty patches introduction ever.
Fantastic!! We definitely need more souls animations!
uuum lautrec you better get moving cause once the chosen undead finds out that the fire keeper's dead and you were at the scene of the crime he/she's gonna be pissed.
So old yet so good
I refuse to accept this.
-my waifu-
He was actually the good guy. He killed the Firekeeper because he knew that the gods were corrupt and defied nature so they can stay in power. He wanted to stop people being sacrificed to the flame. He calls you a moth flying towards the flame and he was right. He called you a fool not because you confronted him but because you are blind to the fact that you are being used as a sacrificial lamb.
one tip
use 4 fingers for animated caracters (not counting animes)
when they have 5 it lookes like a bunch of bananas or sausages
(and it is easier to animate... but we animators dont mention that) ;)
I think they look fine
i tend to only briefly stop in blight town never enough for a full on meal, though new londo has a great dinner theater.
They always play "The Legend of Artorias" at the theater, it seems its become quite the popular tale.
CovertAgentSkittles yeah but i hear they romanticized it way to much.
RyuKaguya Kaathe cries everytime when Artorias kills Manus....
I take my women to restaurants in lost izalith. The food there is so *meta*(morphic)
i kinda had this in the back of my head. glad you made a video of it.
He's so trustworthy! Good old Patches!
Just where can we see more please??? its such a good idea luv it.
"Trusty" patches 😂
Lol this was brilliant, I cant wait to see more of your work.
No wonder everyone's turning hollow. There are just not enough human catacombs to put your estus in.
Well, when I found out the chef was called "The Lord of Cinder", I didn't expect my Homeward Ribs to be ash.
Good joke!
Almost feel bad for Lautrec
Please make more, any plan for a series?
I wouldnt mind going on a date with Quelag
Love it. Can anyone help me to find another parody video of DS1 which has that awesome curly lip animation and dealings with the trader on the broken bridge, anyone know what the name of that one is ?
Why does Lautrec apprently have 8 eyes
You might of already found out but, it was to represent his helmet's many eye holes.
Fadedgogeta IMPOSSIBRU
Great restaurant in Blighttown? I heard they serve wonderful Dung pie there!
Knight Lautrec it's really? O.o
Knight Lautrec ok, Thank you for telling to me the truth...but you killed her or were the skeletons which appear in the video????
Bring it on! But, I've got help of my own, Logan meet Lautrec. We are the cure 😈.
Fuck! Not again! Everybody run!
Calm, not needs as much quarrel, and Salazar of vinheim I'm sorry but the lautrec is my friend, one of the only ones who remained...before the world was covered in darkness...Some may have changed but not others...lautrec itself was a good person even though he changed in their attitudes deep down...exists still a little kindness
And you will all Hollow by my hand
This is really hilarious XD, subbed.
Dead.
Great animation! XD
Just one question... what would a restaurant in Blighttown serve? 0.o
Poison and Toxic. And fire. And lag. Lots of lag.
Estus soup
I don´t know why he is so angry... I would have had a nice evening... first with her, then Gwyndolin, then both ;P
And yeah, I know Gwyndolin is a trap, but I don´t care ;D
I hope darksouls 2 continue's with this level of npc dialog, i find it refreshing having to rely on so few word's of wisdom to get by, unlike other games where they tell your 15times what you have to do.
The Great Hollow has some amazing scenery.
great way to upp your channel but there's so little content, I hope to see more of you, this one was really nice.
Please please please please do more dark souls videos like this! it was brilliant, and ive subbed already in hope for more :P haha
why haven't you uploaded in a long time?
This is awesome animation! Hilarious man! :)
these are great, you're gonna make it big.
I love that the holes in his eye slots make expressions.
this was really good keep up the animation :D
what about dark root garden? i heard that there some exquisite and tasty mushrooms. worth diying for!
i love these type of videos
I've been to that restuarant in Blightown, the deserts are nice, but the framerate really sucks
why he's not making videos anymore?
The restaurant in Blighttown was ok... I'd recommend that Steakhouse near the entrance to the depths, its not too far, although I'm not sure what kind of meat they use...
This animation was really cute :D
I don't get why he's bummed about going out with Quelaag, I would change Anastasia for Quelaag without hesitating
song that the fire keeper is listing to?
BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME
The voice acting in this is the best XD
lol, what song is actually playing on Anastacia's iPod? ) sounds like smth from Bleach
5/5 Gave me amazing soup
Now that you mention it, that restaurant in blighttown is brilliant. I got some tasty soup made with poison water and purple moss. It a wonderful dish and I would totally recommend it.
Zane Zeulner Well, in the concept art that came in the art book you can actually see that her private parts are still there. Most people think it's just part of the spider fur, but if you look closely there's a patch thats the color of her hair, plus like i said to theninja, the close up we get to see of her lips should give you a couple hot ideas (literally)
You should make another! :D
Maybe with Artorias or Orntsein and Smough :3
All the boys and ciaran going out
suddenly, a non-hollowed darkwraith appears. "hi. look, Lautrec, your an antagonist for killing the firekeeper. most darkwraiths are hostile to the player, but I'm not nearly as evil. so, here is the deal. do not kill her, and I won't need to chase you down in Anor Londo. deal?"
so lautrec is also a victim of the tomb of giants.
You ever tried The painted word? I heard it has great Service.
I remember when this came out that was my freshmen year 9 years ago
“Nuff said”
What song was she listening too? I've heard it somewhere else, but I don't know the name.
Lautrec gained the firelink shrine firekeeper's trust...just enough for her to come closer to the bars. The timing had to be perfect. When the second bell rang, he must not still be around for the chosen undead to find him.
"Come closer, my dear. For i cannot see thy beauty" and swiftly he plunged his Shotel into her body, slicing her to pieces. "With no voice....noone can hear you scream."
Lautrec was truly a piece of work - one of the few ethically-justifiable people to kill.
Good video! I wish you would have done more..
Why does Laurentius look like he has 5 fingers and no thumb
I'm pretty picky when it comes to mushrooms. Some of the larger ones I picked in Darkroot Garden were just too tough, and the flavor is too overpowering, I'd say. Now, if you want REAL gourmet mushrooms, there used to be this great little farmer's market in Oolacile, where you would ask for Elizabeth, but that was a long time ago, so I'm not sure if she's still in business, and even when she was, she only had a small garden, and you couldn't always get any, like if they weren't in season.
They have some great mushroom in Darkroot Garden but i heard they had problems with rats recently.