Stephen Drives NASA's Mars Rover With Neil deGrasse Tyson

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  • @pupper3435
    @pupper3435 6 років тому +3608

    "Instead of Fast and Furious, we're Slow and Lugubrious."
    The best line so far.

    • @Jay-kv6wi
      @Jay-kv6wi 5 років тому +19

      As I was reading this he said it, this seems to happen alot

    • @NoHandle44
      @NoHandle44 5 років тому +3

      @@Jay-kv6wi
      I know how you feel. I can relate.

    • @vt2788
      @vt2788 4 роки тому +13

      The comparison between the colonization of Antarctica and Mars was pretty badass as well

    • @soniatiwari9986
      @soniatiwari9986 4 роки тому

      But why is he lugubrious . He should be happy to explore mars.

    • @cloutboy_lex9306
      @cloutboy_lex9306 4 роки тому

      Ong no cap

  • @Lambda_Ovine
    @Lambda_Ovine 5 років тому +3094

    The chemistry between the two is out of this world.

    • @RyanDo
      @RyanDo 4 роки тому +49

      Roach DoggJR Ah I see what you did there

    • @goner1179
      @goner1179 4 роки тому +43

      You could say their friendship is astronomical

    • @leen5227
      @leen5227 4 роки тому +7

      Or out of this planet hahaha

    • @kiddo2807
      @kiddo2807 4 роки тому +6

      I agree.. it was adorable! 😊

    • @maxholmes302
      @maxholmes302 4 роки тому

      Is that the son of roach dogg

  • @-theperfectname7009
    @-theperfectname7009 6 років тому +4912

    Imagine being in a store and seeing Neil degrasse Tyson and Stephen Colbert looking at condoms with serious faces

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 6 років тому +12

      HAAAA LOLOL

    • @obsideonyx7604
      @obsideonyx7604 6 років тому +26

      Y U DO DIS?!
      I CAN'T UNSEE IT!!

    • @sonbulan1425
      @sonbulan1425 6 років тому +70

      Surrounded by a camera crew.

    • @otallono
      @otallono 6 років тому +1

      took a bunch of takes

    • @VincentPride1986
      @VincentPride1986 6 років тому +12

      They cleared like entire street and nearby grocery stores just for them two to walk around on cameras. Such fucking WIP celebrities.

  • @Mondy667
    @Mondy667 5 років тому +1109

    A Catholic and a Scientist walked into a store.

    • @goose_memes
      @goose_memes 4 роки тому +5

      ok

    • @ZainMalik-qd6fj
      @ZainMalik-qd6fj 4 роки тому +34

      You know you can be a Catholic Scientist

    • @niklasvilhelm7247
      @niklasvilhelm7247 4 роки тому +46

      @@ZainMalik-qd6fj "Mr. You know you can be a chatolic scientist and Mr. Nobody cares walked into a bar.

    • @betu4ever
      @betu4ever 4 роки тому +2

      You have to finish the joke
      🤣🤣

    • @Cheez-Itz_Christ
      @Cheez-Itz_Christ 4 роки тому +7

      Freedom Lover they walk out with a carton of eggs and a box of magnums, leaving the cashier with a puzzled look on
      his/her face

  • @danimarre8409
    @danimarre8409 6 років тому +1747

    "I refuse to be Robin" 😂😂

  • @mizuhonova
    @mizuhonova 6 років тому +463

    *Stephen does the Batman voice*
    Neil: "I refuse to be Robin" *also in the batman voice*
    XD

  • @gumnut8781
    @gumnut8781 5 років тому +1189

    I love how when they set off the alarm they acted like little kids in a shop
    They freaked out, started giggling and then ran away

    • @adamsagriel3428
      @adamsagriel3428 4 роки тому +4

      tea

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 роки тому +2

      Yea

    • @Newbie870
      @Newbie870 3 роки тому +2

      Sea

    • @gumnut8781
      @gumnut8781 3 роки тому

      @@Newbie870 Pea

    • @klaxoncow
      @klaxoncow 3 роки тому +2

      The difference between kids and adults is the adults are supposed to know better that they shouldn't be doing that shit in the first place.
      But the reaction remains the same.

  • @bgriffininsd
    @bgriffininsd 5 років тому +176

    I love the pure joy they got from the word albumin.

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead 3 роки тому +1

      Albumin is what they test for to check your liver function. Albumen is egg white. They are pronounced differently which is why both of them put the emphasis on the bu syllable.

  • @backgroundcharacterj5071
    @backgroundcharacterj5071 5 років тому +1675

    4:11 Sorry I'm late *The Mars Rover* was blocking up traffic at the intersection

    • @JohnOhkumaThiel
      @JohnOhkumaThiel 5 років тому +6

      Background Character J

    • @proculusjulius7035
      @proculusjulius7035 4 роки тому +9

      My boss fired me when I told him this. He refused to see the pictures I'd taken of the rover. He called me two weeks later when the video was trending. I told that mother fluffer to go to Mars 😂😂

    • @chancingproductions4453
      @chancingproductions4453 4 роки тому +3

      Trulius Julius amazing 😂😂

    • @Okido24
      @Okido24 4 роки тому +2

      Haha 😂

    • @proculusjulius7035
      @proculusjulius7035 4 роки тому

      @@chancingproductions4453 can't believe I'm seeing your reply after a month... Silly UA-cam notifications.

  • @SupermanBlack1987
    @SupermanBlack1987 6 років тому +5903

    These two are such big kids.

    • @reneg3126
      @reneg3126 6 років тому +76

      And lucky ones too 😂

    • @fullysentgolf5120
      @fullysentgolf5120 6 років тому +15

      Definitely explains Colbert’s politics

    • @REALYAADYEXTREME
      @REALYAADYEXTREME 6 років тому +2

      Kyle Malley huh?

    • @cubangal1
      @cubangal1 6 років тому +4

      I can relate......cheers!!!

    • @VaibhavSingh-cg5zs
      @VaibhavSingh-cg5zs 6 років тому +27

      Men are just kids grown in size. And men that was so cool

  • @loosey5
    @loosey5 6 років тому +2163

    I like that Neil is an intellectual, yet doesn't take everything so seriously.

    • @craigsimpson1230
      @craigsimpson1230 6 років тому +52

      He's a pop culture "scientist" , nothing more.

    • @MistedMind
      @MistedMind 6 років тому +121

      Craig God forbid a scientist has AND SHOWS his humorous side. Oh noes.... You really shouldn't want to live on this planet anymore.

    • @noeldown1952
      @noeldown1952 6 років тому +168

      He is a science popularizer, and that's incredibly important.

    • @Fragenzeichenplatte
      @Fragenzeichenplatte 6 років тому +31

      Naturally, people on the internet love everything that is funny. Taking life seriously is for losers.

    • @loosey5
      @loosey5 6 років тому +16

      Fragenzeichenplatte: Naturally, a socially uptight individual that lacks a sense of humor would interpret my comment in the most negative way possible. How ironic.

  • @Lero958
    @Lero958 4 роки тому +377

    I like how Neil strapped even though they're going 4miles/h

    • @zootsie
      @zootsie 4 роки тому +13

      getting hit by a high speed truck? and plus, its a law to wear a seat belt

    • @user-qd1hy7qi4t
      @user-qd1hy7qi4t 4 роки тому +1

      Broken they are driving a mars rover

    • @TheSCPStudio
      @TheSCPStudio 4 роки тому +8

      It's stuff like this that makes me extremely worried when I drive on the road. You're literally only thinking in terms of the driver rather than all the other people on the road.

    • @Lero958
      @Lero958 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheSCPStudio just pretend everyone's blind or just slow mentally and u won't have problem .

    • @macforme
      @macforme 4 роки тому +3

      @@Lero958 Why do we need to pretend?

  • @ghostofsparta6877
    @ghostofsparta6877 6 років тому +671

    I loved everything about this segment.

    • @Mr_Wiley
      @Mr_Wiley 6 років тому +14

      Same, except the crushing of the eggs. I enjoy eating eggs, but I don't think the joke was worthy of their waste in this context.

    • @TimoKanal
      @TimoKanal 6 років тому +11

      Wiley
      It was a really important experiment.

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 6 років тому +3

      Timo still a waste of good eggs. Think of all the omelettes you could have made with 12 eggs.

    • @Fede0779
      @Fede0779 6 років тому +2

      The Batman voice was great , lmao

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 6 років тому +5

      It's not cool to waste food. People in my country are hungry with no way to get food. I was lucky to make it to America, but many others weren't.
      The issue of starvation is even making its way over to the Americas, with people in Venezuela unable to buy food from empty grocery stores.
      Wasting food is callous and unfunny.

  • @TomGirlGamer
    @TomGirlGamer 6 років тому +1333

    I love how all he had to say was "let's do the star trek-" and they both immediately just knew, that's nerd love right there

    • @rif42
      @rif42 6 років тому +28

      It is TV, there are scripts and rehearsal for these show.

    • @TomGirlGamer
      @TomGirlGamer 6 років тому +23

      you'd think that, but most likely for this show, there is not. Not for something like that anyways.

    • @rif42
      @rif42 6 років тому +24

      Yes there is. This show has required a lot of preparation. Special vehicle and closed off streets, outdoor filming, famous guest. You can be sure things are scripted and prepared.

    • @moarsaur
      @moarsaur 6 років тому +19

      Well they are albumen bros.

    • @bethanygee6939
      @bethanygee6939 6 років тому +26

      I saw this comment before that part of the segment and waited excitedly for the context. It was worth it!
      And don't listen to that other guy. It was pure, unscripted gold!

  • @Grumplefut
    @Grumplefut 6 років тому +647

    Stephen Colbert: "I just want to point out Neil bought magnums" 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @preppertechnicianee6013
      @preppertechnicianee6013 5 років тому +12

      Listen have you seen a face huggers tail!!!!
      Thats some magnum shit

    • @d3generate804
      @d3generate804 5 років тому +4

      Magnum dong

    • @geigercourtier
      @geigercourtier 5 років тому

      Jon Gladstone because irony is funny

    • @afrivolouspursuit3147
      @afrivolouspursuit3147 4 роки тому +6

      He couldn't store all his genius in his tiny human brain so he had to grow a second head

  • @terryedwards171
    @terryedwards171 5 років тому +215

    Mrs. Colbert: "Honey come in dinner is ready."
    Stephen: "I am playing with my friend Neil can he come to dinner with us?"

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 роки тому +3

      You KNOW Evie already has a third place set.

  • @zell9058
    @zell9058 6 років тому +224

    “I refuse to be Robin” LMAO 🤣

  • @vsharres
    @vsharres 6 років тому +437

    This first episode of Scientists in Rovers Getting Eggs is great! Can't wait for the next guest!

    • @s1.regulus298
      @s1.regulus298 6 років тому +5

      This comment is underrated need more Seinfeld fans here

    • @1231legomaniac
      @1231legomaniac 6 років тому

      Vinicius Harres 420th like

  • @defenderofthenorth52
    @defenderofthenorth52 6 років тому +500

    “Come and get me on Mars, coppers!”

  • @danielallen7384
    @danielallen7384 4 роки тому +63

    "What if I eye brows burn off on our entry into Mars, we don't want to look surprised all the time" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Raad187KO
    @Raad187KO 6 років тому +497

    can we make this into a series please, "Stephen & Neil do things"

    • @AuskaDezjArdamaath
      @AuskaDezjArdamaath 6 років тому +8

      DR Doctor I would watch that!

    • @demonflowerchild
      @demonflowerchild 6 років тому +3

      Yes this needs to happen

    • @james.8060
      @james.8060 6 років тому +1

      Push this comment to the top (not my comment).

    • @crawfordtorr8749
      @crawfordtorr8749 6 років тому +1

      yes! just like Conan and jordan!

    • @codyferrell1031
      @codyferrell1031 6 років тому

      I bet it would elevate their careers even more. At least views man.

  • @LilGreenKitty
    @LilGreenKitty 6 років тому +67

    I cannot tell you how much I appreciate you incorporating science into your show. Neil is so good at drawing ppl in. You two are the perfect pair to get folks interested in science. Now have Bill Nye on your show :)

    • @209lapko
      @209lapko 6 років тому

      I do agreed with you, hopefully Late night will bring Mr. deGrasse, as a regular...

    • @jfrigz2294
      @jfrigz2294 6 років тому

      lapko luna Bill Nye isn’t a scientist. He’s an engineer.

  • @ALDIRO24
    @ALDIRO24 6 років тому +150

    5:30 "I wanna point our that Neil just bought Magnum"😂😂😂😂

  • @theindeliblepoint
    @theindeliblepoint 4 роки тому +31

    "We are the egg yolk and ALBUMEN." That was so brilliant at playing safe. Hilarious.

  • @alexwong1707
    @alexwong1707 6 років тому +571

    If the Mars Rover gets destroyed, will a motorcycle pop out?

    • @AceDeclan
      @AceDeclan 6 років тому +18

      Yeah out the back as they are riding it with a captain America shield on the front.

    • @TheDitty5
      @TheDitty5 6 років тому +3

      YEEESSSSSS

    • @Raad187KO
      @Raad187KO 6 років тому +11

      lol I'll ask Lucius

    • @orealz
      @orealz 6 років тому +8

      Asking the real questions.

    • @jessthehuman
      @jessthehuman 6 років тому

      Yeah I think so

  • @Barebittelitt
    @Barebittelitt 6 років тому +461

    What delightful nerds they are! 06:31

    • @johnd2058
      @johnd2058 6 років тому +2

      Mostly Water -- Geeks. Not nerds, 'geeks'.

  • @Experiment-tp7me
    @Experiment-tp7me 4 роки тому +140

    Imagine spending millions of dollars on an extraterrestrial vehicle only to crush a dozen eggs with it

  • @rubikfan1
    @rubikfan1 6 років тому +199

    School kid: mars cart look boring
    Nasa: hold my 95% h2o 5% ethanol solution

  • @shotjohnny
    @shotjohnny 6 років тому +207

    "Instead of 'The Fast and Furious' we are 'The Slow and Lugubrious' ... 😂😂😂

    • @FinalZeet
      @FinalZeet 6 років тому +6

      I just had to google what "lugubrious" means and now i feel like i know a word that most English native speakers don't know.

    • @captainmidnight4262
      @captainmidnight4262 6 років тому

      I just did that after reading your comment!

    • @danhay9576
      @danhay9576 6 років тому

      Inanimate objects can't be lugubrious, it's an emotional state.He should have said "The Slow and Superfluous"

    • @shotjohnny
      @shotjohnny 6 років тому +1

      Dan Hay... I think you missed the joke. He's doing a spin on _The Fast and the Furious_ . So, he is referring to themselves and not to the Rover. Just as _Furious_ does not refer to the cars driven in that movie. ; )

  • @dcrazypersiancat
    @dcrazypersiancat 6 років тому +60

    Can we have this every week? I’m loving the new segments Dear Famous People, Middle Aged Man Wisdom and this Science Geeky Night! Hahaha Late Show will win Emmy’s in 2019.

  • @Chhuanmawia18
    @Chhuanmawia18 5 років тому +666

    So this is where Elon got the idea for cybertruck

    • @Gunshinzero
      @Gunshinzero 4 роки тому +11

      If it looked like that I'd be preordering it...... Even if I can't afford it.

    • @nicklatino7157
      @nicklatino7157 4 роки тому +19

      Plot twist: NASA got the looks of the rover from the cyber truck

    • @johneagle1855
      @johneagle1855 4 роки тому +6

      Personally not enough window's.

    • @hartonoX69
      @hartonoX69 4 роки тому +2

      If Cyber truck only 50% in that's shape ... It's will sellout in ½ years ...

    • @hartonoX69
      @hartonoX69 4 роки тому

      👍

  • @kontribute2795
    @kontribute2795 6 років тому +480

    Stephen and Neil do science? Yeah I'd watch that.
    Nothing that moves that slow has ever looked that cool.

    • @DanFrederiksen
      @DanFrederiksen 6 років тому +1

      It's ridiculous and a testament to Nasa's treasonous incompetence. It's a teenage batman design. Void of any intelligence. Zero engineering consideration for use on Mars. Just a vulgar moronic design. And don't ask me how I really feel about it. There would be hell fire.

    • @MrAxures
      @MrAxures 6 років тому +7

      Dan Frederiksen How do you really feel?

    • @feurigerStern
      @feurigerStern 6 років тому +8

      Dan Fredericksen. Has anyone ever accused you of being a Debbie Downer?

    • @lucasbowering
      @lucasbowering 6 років тому +1

      Ya I never liked that thing either but it's a good segment to get kids excited about space.

    • @DarkSoul-nz7xf
      @DarkSoul-nz7xf 6 років тому +4

      It was made as a show piece for Kennedy Space Center to get people interested in space again. It's not supposed to go to Mars, relax

  • @avoqado89
    @avoqado89 6 років тому +285

    3:45 "Bring a lot of fertile people." Neil's face when he's talking about sex!

  • @anthonyleyva
    @anthonyleyva 6 років тому +141

    "A hundred and sixty degrees when you're cooking your Tyson."

  • @kaziiqbal7257
    @kaziiqbal7257 4 роки тому +57

    I came back two years later to say this is the most legendary thing ever

    • @andryodias
      @andryodias 4 роки тому

      I'd add the most legendary - stupid - thing ever.

    • @planetdisco4821
      @planetdisco4821 4 роки тому

      Lol I just did the same thing...

  • @naota3k
    @naota3k 6 років тому +1913

    Stephen and Neil are the best combination.

    • @winterain17
      @winterain17 6 років тому +25

      I want this to be a series.

    • @JEOGRAPHYSongs
      @JEOGRAPHYSongs 6 років тому +2

      Like Vegemite and a big ol' mess on my face!

    • @chinarace
      @chinarace 6 років тому +1

      Expressly to the pedophiles

    • @serious7179
      @serious7179 6 років тому +5

      I love both these guys so much!

    • @daviddelaney2407
      @daviddelaney2407 6 років тому

      Nah, Stephen & Jon Stewart are. But I'm sure all together they'd make best threesome!
      --Dave, you'd watch, you know it

  • @johntechwriter
    @johntechwriter 6 років тому +11

    These guys have such great chemistry! I recommend they co-host a series about exploring the universe, featuring do-able missions, manned or unmanned as appropriate, featuring the latest developing technology. So it would have a real-world learning factor, with Colbert contributing insanity when it gets boring. They are so good together, they HAVE to really do a series.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 років тому +183

    Now all we gotta do is start an online campaign to get them to name it the Colbertmobile.

    • @snausages43
      @snausages43 6 років тому +6

      They already named the ISS treadmill after him, so it's possible.

    • @ikarian3612
      @ikarian3612 6 років тому +6

      Rover McRoveface

  • @TheTechAdmin
    @TheTechAdmin 4 роки тому +135

    This is why NYC is great, lol. You can walk out to pick up a pie, and see this driving by.

    • @santerixdxd
      @santerixdxd 4 роки тому +3

      Michael Antonio nah, it’s not real mate. Completely cg

    • @monderz1608
      @monderz1608 4 роки тому +1

      @@santerixdxd Are you serious?

    • @itscwillis1523
      @itscwillis1523 4 роки тому

      Ooh that rhymed.

    • @zaydzulqurnain594
      @zaydzulqurnain594 3 роки тому

      It's not CG but the chances of actually seeing something like this are very low. Every blue moon there might be a road closed down so a show can film something there, but the average New Yorker won't see it on their way to work.

  • @papasuess
    @papasuess 6 років тому +65

    “We finna be trippin *BALLS* in this thang” I’m dead 😂😂😂

  • @Lvnar
    @Lvnar 6 років тому +264

    Neil: here's my point, who's gonna wanna do that?
    Elon Musk: hold my beer...

    • @natangurfinkel
      @natangurfinkel 6 років тому +46

      Edit: "hold my blunt..."

    • @PrintScreen.
      @PrintScreen. 6 років тому +3

      elon musk can't go to mars on his own

    • @cziegl3r
      @cziegl3r 6 років тому +9

      @@PrintScreen. the hell he cant.

    • @PrintScreen.
      @PrintScreen. 6 років тому +1

      was that supposed to be a questIon?

    • @jakehix8132
      @jakehix8132 6 років тому +3

      was "cant go to mars on his own" supposed to be a serious statement?

  • @MrsLRob1
    @MrsLRob1 6 років тому +27

    I love how they play off each other so well. Just a couple of eccentric nerds-- my favorite kind of people.

  • @tannerr8775
    @tannerr8775 5 років тому +150

    5:41 the girl in the backs like wtf they talking about

    • @danb5909
      @danb5909 4 роки тому +8

      then she turns around to see Stephen Colbert and Neil deGrasse Tyson just having a casual shopping trip together

  • @nottiification
    @nottiification 6 років тому +280

    Somewhere in the multiverse there is an alternate timeline where Neil and Stephen are our President & Vice President. And that timeline is the best of all the possible timelines.

    • @Uturuncu
      @Uturuncu 6 років тому +14

      Okay we need to fund research into alternative realities and a way to move them because goddamnit I am emmigrating.

    • @tjk3430
      @tjk3430 6 років тому +7

      Any good combination of people in those roles would have to deal with the rest of Congress. There lies the challenge.

    • @tiger751
      @tiger751 6 років тому +5

      Idk why, but I cried a lil reading that and imagining it. It's a sight to behold

    • @HelloThere-xs8ss
      @HelloThere-xs8ss 6 років тому

      Yeah, that would be great if world leaders were not greedy, evil pos'.

    • @50crowley
      @50crowley 6 років тому +2

      This is actually a plausible reality... Remember when Stephen Colbert ran for president back in 2008?

  • @emilyadams9647
    @emilyadams9647 6 років тому +343

    My dad works at NASA.... I’m sure he’s very proud that they entrusted these two nerds with their space batmoblie

    • @MegaDrummer112
      @MegaDrummer112 6 років тому +7

      They didn't... They just edited into the footage

    • @AJ-xm4xc
      @AJ-xm4xc 6 років тому

      This thing is real???

    • @PenguinApple
      @PenguinApple 6 років тому +6

      I don't think they actually drove it, looks pretty edited

    • @SilentPoop
      @SilentPoop 6 років тому +8

      Patrick Schaefer you can see the vehicle moving in a lower window in a scene; I think they did. NASA needs the PR.

    • @PenguinApple
      @PenguinApple 6 років тому +4

      but they could easily have had someone else drive it and then just shoot the scenes of them inside it on a set

  • @praharmitra
    @praharmitra 6 років тому +100

    2:39 The moment when Stephen forgot to be a comedian and became a full on science nerd!! Love it.

  • @margeanblake4356
    @margeanblake4356 2 роки тому +24

    I love watching these two! Imagine what it would be like to be with them on a trip to Mars 🤣

  • @teeqolegend1909
    @teeqolegend1909 6 років тому +198

    At 0:45. Stephen: Thanks for stopping by.
    Neil : Good.

  • @Hisham_HMA
    @Hisham_HMA 6 років тому +256

    its going 3 miles per hour and Neil is wearing his seat belt

    • @MsPrincesspaulina
      @MsPrincesspaulina 6 років тому +33

      Martian Law, seat belts required! Don't mess with those Martian cops. They'll zap you with their ray gun. :-)

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 6 років тому +28

      Its the law and hes a role model... besides, you never know when stephen will drive through an asteriod field!

    • @rocksfire4390
      @rocksfire4390 6 років тому +7

      it doesn't matter how fast YOU'RE going if someone comes flying in at 100mph into your mars rover. the rover looks like it's a tank even so you should always wear your seat belt because you never know when someone else might crash into you!

    • @J4ME5_
      @J4ME5_ 6 років тому +2

      I noticed that too .. pretty funny

    • @Time364
      @Time364 6 років тому +1

      Because Neil is dumb. hhahaha, is that what you are trying to say?

  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 6 років тому +288

    That's an impressive Batmobile.

  • @maheshnaik561
    @maheshnaik561 4 роки тому +18

    "Ok I'm gonna floor it. "
    " You're going 4 miles an hour"

  • @ingeungerer4420
    @ingeungerer4420 6 років тому +306

    I am so proud of them. All their dad jokes. All their teenage giggling. All their pristine science. So proud.

    • @ingeungerer4420
      @ingeungerer4420 6 років тому +15

      @@Defying-Silence Let me enjoy the things I enjoy, man. Your uncalled for hatred is not welcome here ✌

    • @ingeungerer4420
      @ingeungerer4420 6 років тому +7

      @@Defying-Silence Okay dude. Bye.

    • @royalle45
      @royalle45 6 років тому +3

      no but he.s right...who are you to them for them to even care about you being proud...sound really egotistical

    • @ryanlichtel826
      @ryanlichtel826 6 років тому +7

      Anthony V honestly it was much more pathetic reading your stupid pouty responses to a normal harmless comment, lighten up. And speaking of self-worth, you must have some issues yourself if you enjoy putting others down. cheers

    • @sansirow4595
      @sansirow4595 6 років тому +4

      @@Defying-Silence stop liking your own comments

  • @beckv8526
    @beckv8526 6 років тому +243

    I love how Stephen is a science geek.

    • @Harrymayess
      @Harrymayess 6 років тому +1

      Beck V he’s not, he just has basic understanding of it.

    • @beckv8526
      @beckv8526 6 років тому +4

      @@Harrymayess Yes. He is. He has more than just a "basic" knowledge. He also knows his LotR.

    • @Eisdax
      @Eisdax 6 років тому +6

      Beck V He knows the damn Silmarillion. If one thing is for sure, it is that Stephen Colbert loves everything Tolkien.

    • @Harrymayess
      @Harrymayess 6 років тому

      Beck V maybe the American basics are lower standards then that of the UKs.

    • @ayelemensah8816
      @ayelemensah8816 6 років тому +10

      MaliKix Even if it’s just basic a understanding, he is super curious and loves the subject so that qualifies him as a geek!

  • @ducnhatphung
    @ducnhatphung 6 років тому +61

    Stephen: What is your real superpower?
    Neil: I'm smart! 😌

  • @austinwallace974
    @austinwallace974 5 років тому +235

    0:41 😂
    Stephen: Neil! Hey, good to see ya!
    Neil: Hey, hey!
    Stephen: Thanks for stopping by.
    Neil: Good.

    • @JonnySalami217
      @JonnySalami217 4 роки тому +3

      😭😭😭

    • @Kebbab.213
      @Kebbab.213 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 dead

    • @sicfxmusic
      @sicfxmusic 3 роки тому

      Accccttuuuallly it's "Good, where is the rover?"

  • @Benzine270
    @Benzine270 6 років тому +28

    I love the two of them. They’re actually like friends.

  • @perryrobles2615
    @perryrobles2615 5 років тому +182

    Neil is so UNIVERSAL...
    Even in his tie.
    MUY cool.

  • @Dryaspis
    @Dryaspis 6 років тому +1541

    They look like they're in front of a green screen

    • @danilyevh.2712
      @danilyevh.2712 6 років тому +15

      I don't know man...

    • @BillyCobbOfficial
      @BillyCobbOfficial 6 років тому +148

      I thought the same thing, until they showed different angles

    • @thegugugu111
      @thegugugu111 6 років тому +35

      It's because of the lighting. ua-cam.com/video/fZddqJ7y5TI/v-deo.html if you watch this you can see the inside of the rover too

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an 6 років тому +2

      For some reason I don't see that. They are kinda blurry while recording inside, but it looks real to me.

    • @thegugugu111
      @thegugugu111 6 років тому +1

      @Justin McCoy i just showed a proof of it being real and you're still saying it's fake? Hmmm

  • @maruftim
    @maruftim 4 роки тому +50

    Imagine looking at two famous people debating over condoms.

  • @bridge4
    @bridge4 6 років тому +1249

    lmao hilarious final beep. neil degrasse tyson is on my list of three i'd have lunch with =)

    • @slaughterhouse5309
      @slaughterhouse5309 6 років тому +5

      Out of curiosity, did you bump someone from the original list of three; if so who were the original three?

    • @ModernSmoke
      @ModernSmoke 6 років тому +5

      with Elon and .... ?

    • @DanFrederiksen
      @DanFrederiksen 6 років тому +6

      Who are the other two geniuses? Trump and Kanye?

    • @InsaneKahuna
      @InsaneKahuna 6 років тому

      ppl with diseases.. fake boobs who sleep with 80 years..for jobs.. relevance or money

    • @genevievemarie9427
      @genevievemarie9427 6 років тому +3

      @@slaughterhouse5309 Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a fascinating individual !

  • @Xeonerable
    @Xeonerable 6 років тому +17

    The late shows need regular "science" segments with Colbert and Tyson. I enjoyed watching this entire bit without hating any part of it.

  • @koz4christ
    @koz4christ 6 років тому +323

    Sending a vehicle to space? You definitely need some Sparco seatbelts....

    • @zzone5626
      @zzone5626 6 років тому

      Koz4Christ Love your vids :)

    • @spongebo8250
      @spongebo8250 6 років тому

      Spot that.bnayahaha.

    • @pedrog3979
      @pedrog3979 6 років тому

      Koz4Christ I have that back pack lmao

    • @3series35i
      @3series35i 6 років тому

      Best in the business

    • @1zzKolby
      @1zzKolby 6 років тому +1

      Koz4Christ what about a sparco steering wheel

  • @Mani-Suresh
    @Mani-Suresh 4 роки тому +67

    Catwoman: My mom told not to get in unknown boy's car.
    Batman: This is not CAR.

  • @slaughterhouse5309
    @slaughterhouse5309 6 років тому +152

    😂🤔I hope these two pals eventually have their own show!!

    • @EricLing64
      @EricLing64 6 років тому +3

      They both have their own shows, and they work pretty close to each other I think thus why Neil shows up a lot, practically a correspondent.
      Think Neil is also working on the second season of the current Cosmos series right now though, or did they already finish shooting that.

    • @victorholanda7415
      @victorholanda7415 6 років тому

      I don’t know what are you talking about they have their one show man

    • @slaughterhouse5309
      @slaughterhouse5309 6 років тому +1

      @@victorholanda7415 What?

    • @EricLing64
      @EricLing64 6 років тому +2

      Victor Holanda Neil has a show on National Geographic, StarTalk.

    • @victorholanda7415
      @victorholanda7415 6 років тому +1

      Slaughter House 5 I mean Neil Host Star Talk across the street. Sorry if I seem rude 😞

  • @habzzz
    @habzzz 6 років тому +221

    "Wait for the ramp, Morty. They love the slow ramp..."

    • @carrauds
      @carrauds 4 роки тому +16

      Guess who played the alien that made the tiniverse inside Rick's Battery...
      Stephen Colbert!!

    • @greenwaldian
      @greenwaldian 4 роки тому +4

      I was looking for that

  • @KelbenAZ
    @KelbenAZ 6 років тому +23

    when these two geek out its a bliss to watch

  • @stormrungaming
    @stormrungaming 4 роки тому +41

    Stephen: "For the record.. Neil just bought magnums." Neil: "It's for the Aliens!"

    • @brasha78
      @brasha78 4 роки тому +3

      I see what ya did there Neil. Well played.

    • @googleuser2173
      @googleuser2173 4 роки тому +3

      Is this Neil's way of telling us something?

  • @RobbieBackpacking
    @RobbieBackpacking 6 років тому +39

    8:52 "and if you weight nothing, you don't need a chair at all." (mind explodes)

    • @SerenityReceiver
      @SerenityReceiver 6 років тому +2

      Not true though, you need a place to strap in at some point, otherwise you keep floating.

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 6 років тому +6

      @@SerenityReceiver You don't need a chair for that. The LEM didn't have seats for the Apollo missions. Instead they had cables to hook the asronauts to the floor.

  • @hhjk377
    @hhjk377 6 років тому +72

    That's some ultra strong bromistry right there.

    • @BartAlder
      @BartAlder 6 років тому

      Nerd bonding is often covalent.

  • @FoxyAlphaRogerTango
    @FoxyAlphaRogerTango 6 років тому +69

    I legitimately can't believe that he ran over a dozen eggs with the Mars Rover. You know there is probably a highly trained engineer or scientist that now has to get in between those treads with a toothbrush or something to scrub that puppy clean now, right?
    As I'm not the person cleaning it, it's hilarious though.

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 6 років тому +10

      FoxyAlphaRogerTango My ex is an engineer at NASA, I'm going to volunteer him to do it. All of a sudden, I don't feel as annoyed at Colbert for making that mess.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 6 років тому +7

      There probably isn't a "highly trained" person required to clean the tyres.
      (this prototype isn't going to Mars)

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 6 років тому +25

      +Red Tyrant
      That is in fact an actual vehicle. Not the final design that would be used on Mars, surely, but it was commissioned by the Kennedy Space Center visitor complex as an exhibit. It's normally at the Space Center, but can be "deployed on missions" (aka, lent out as an exhibit to other facilities). www.kennedyspacecenter.com/explore-attractions/nasa-now/mars-rover-concept-vehicle
      The idea is to get people interested in space exploration, and what better way to publicize the exhibit than by collaborating with the Late Night Show.

    • @Texaca
      @Texaca 6 років тому +6

      this is a prototype, probably one of dozens or more, this one looks like it was made by the teenagers of the scientists of NASA, for a bring in your Kid Day event.
      Looks like a cross between a Mars rover, a Hot Wheels toy car, and the Batmobile Tumbler vehicle 🤔

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 6 років тому

      NASA grade steam cleaner.

  • @SAMMY_ELWAY
    @SAMMY_ELWAY 4 роки тому +3

    The physical communication and the laughing and the joking these guys are great together. Stephen and Neil!!!!!!

  • @gregdc63
    @gregdc63 6 років тому +51

    that was better than most episodes of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

  • @RollerBear123
    @RollerBear123 6 років тому +615

    The inside didn't even look real. It looked like a green screen

    • @joshbreidinger2616
      @joshbreidinger2616 6 років тому +52

      Yeah I thought the same thing? Was it actually real or is just a joke? Clearly the vehicle itself is there, but maybe someone else is driving it.

    • @epicn
      @epicn 6 років тому +21

      It’s fake, this thing has been a joke for a while now just for fun.

    • @Ryantheman2023
      @Ryantheman2023 6 років тому +8

      Mikee Flores i was in the audience i can confirm it was real thdy told us to be normal

    • @HarryL2020
      @HarryL2020 6 років тому +6

      @@Ryantheman2023 but their hair has a green fuzz.

    • @cohandora
      @cohandora 6 років тому +15

      8:11 look out the window

  • @midnightdarkchocolate
    @midnightdarkchocolate 6 років тому +1775

    NASA better cut Christopher Nolan a check🦇

    • @midnightdarkchocolate
      @midnightdarkchocolate 6 років тому +50

      Paul Myron 😂😂😂 Brotha the only reason I clicked this shit is I thought I saw the batmobile 🤷‍♂️

    • @neveda2e3e
      @neveda2e3e 6 років тому +15

      +Ivan Smith I think you are joking...I really hope you are joking.

    • @aandre311
      @aandre311 6 років тому +3

      You mean Christopher Nolan/ WB should sue NASA XD

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 6 років тому +7

      +W That rover looks suspiciously like the "Tumbler", the Batmobile from the Christopher Nolan Batman movies.

    • @EuriEuropa
      @EuriEuropa 6 років тому +3

      Ivan Smith no buddy, you stop spreading your lack of positivity

  • @hansoloyolo1839
    @hansoloyolo1839 4 роки тому +1

    I love watching the 2 of you together. It's fun, awkward, witty, and hilarious to see the two of you hanging out.

  • @ferntella
    @ferntella 6 років тому +141

    Why is Neil deGrasse Tyson hilarious

    • @andriemirasol0185
      @andriemirasol0185 6 років тому +1

      Because he is a joke

    • @DevonRupert
      @DevonRupert 5 років тому +6

      Damn! The first two replies to this are so hostile. 😳

    • @Νίκος-ψ2η
      @Νίκος-ψ2η 5 років тому +12

      @@andriemirasol0185 You and your entire existence is a big bad joke.

    • @andreavalos2420
      @andreavalos2420 5 років тому +1

      Damn but u is looking good 🤠😂

  • @seanascala5683
    @seanascala5683 6 років тому +24

    Neil is fantastic but so funny too!!! His beeping was so great!! And their shopping was soo hysterical!!

  • @butterflyfluttersby9807
    @butterflyfluttersby9807 6 років тому +1145

    Just me or does that rover look suspiciously CG?

    • @juskuz111
      @juskuz111 6 років тому +296

      Agreed, something seemed off about it. Especially the interior shots

    • @Hyperus
      @Hyperus 6 років тому +23

      Lol? Nothing wrong with the Rover

    • @Sempapax
      @Sempapax 6 років тому +230

      KAL the rover wasnt cgi but I think they werent driving it for real

    • @bioheart09
      @bioheart09 6 років тому +183

      They were really driving it. The thing is it's intensely stripped. They don't want people or other space agencies seeing the tech. There's midair propulsion systems supposed to be on it but arnt. They been tested the rover in 0 grav conditions and it's awesome. The tech in it levels it to the ground.

    • @secnep
      @secnep 6 років тому +4

      Made me think of the blackbird: ua-cam.com/video/arzWhLMAiGw/v-deo.html

  • @reothomas7624
    @reothomas7624 4 роки тому +16

    Imagine a thief stealing it while they were shopping and trying to do a getaway 🤣

  • @saleemahshakir7874
    @saleemahshakir7874 6 років тому +72

    The loveable and funny geeks...LOL. Neil and Stephen are very funny together.

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 6 років тому +120

    this was beyond great, I'm so glad NASA let them do this!

    • @mathiassven
      @mathiassven 6 років тому +3

      Benzaiten you do know that was cgi right ?

    • @EazyHelper
      @EazyHelper 6 років тому +6

      @@mathiassven huh?

    • @demonflowerchild
      @demonflowerchild 6 років тому +6

      @@mathiassven are u a troll or really that stupid?

    • @demonflowerchild
      @demonflowerchild 6 років тому +3

      www.kennedyspacecenter.com/explore-attractions/nasa-now/mars-rover-concept-vehicle

    • @TheJoeSwanon
      @TheJoeSwanon 6 років тому +2

      Benzaiten it was more of a PR stunt

  • @CanuckEhh
    @CanuckEhh 6 років тому +70

    Of course, you want to drive around Mars in style.

  • @A-VeryJudgemental-Guy
    @A-VeryJudgemental-Guy 4 роки тому +116

    Why does it look like they’re in front of a green screen

    • @Vanyxda1
      @Vanyxda1 4 роки тому +15

      Because nasa doesnt want to show interior of that rover

    • @djkamilo66
      @djkamilo66 4 роки тому +25

      they are not, you can see the back seats when he leans aside to complain about his seat. it looks like that because the only lights are from the windows, theres no hair light so theres no background separation.

    • @djkamilo66
      @djkamilo66 4 роки тому +10

      when they are outside you can see their reflections on the stainless.

  • @sleekantonio1990
    @sleekantonio1990 6 років тому +263

    Any one found funny that Neil keep his seat belt on and Steve didn’t lol

    • @reapov2665
      @reapov2665 6 років тому

      Good eye

    • @PoochyCast
      @PoochyCast 6 років тому +1

      Just like in Rick and Morty....just the smart one is wearing the seatbelt and the other one is not

    • @thebreadster1500
      @thebreadster1500 6 років тому

      He definitely should be fined for driving without a seatbelt. That poses a health hazard.. What if he got in a high speed accident...
      Wait I see it now

  • @tashanawilliams-moye2445
    @tashanawilliams-moye2445 6 років тому +15

    They are so cute together! I love the first bump over egg yolk and albumin.

  • @LouisGerbercapacitacion
    @LouisGerbercapacitacion 6 років тому +817

    Wow an entire segment without a political joke...Pls do this more...im fcking tired of politics.

    • @jordangeere275
      @jordangeere275 6 років тому +17

      Amen

    • @Pandopolous
      @Pandopolous 6 років тому +13

      Amen Amen Amen.

    • @Scoring57
      @Scoring57 6 років тому +14

      Louis Gerber
      You mean politics in general or just ones about the right?

    • @LouisGerbercapacitacion
      @LouisGerbercapacitacion 6 років тому +19

      I would like politics to stay on the news channels and comedy to come back to late night...Joking about how dumb the president is takes little skill and effort...Choosing sides in politics only benefits the politicians, not choosing sides keeps them focused on pleasing us...

    • @Scoring57
      @Scoring57 6 років тому +9

      @@LouisGerbercapacitacion
      Yeah it doesn't take much effort to say Trump is dumb. I'd like new innovative and more hilarious ways to criticize Trump instead

  • @whatsmaname521
    @whatsmaname521 4 роки тому +35

    Those egg demolition is bothering me, we need those in earth.

    • @sclogse1
      @sclogse1 4 роки тому

      Not cool. Shoulda been walnuts.

  • @bryanvelez5680
    @bryanvelez5680 6 років тому +23

    super dope chemistry between 2 dope humans. more of this pleaseee!

    • @Muzikrazy213
      @Muzikrazy213 6 років тому

      Pun intended?

    • @bryanvelez5680
      @bryanvelez5680 6 років тому

      oh shit, did i pun??? lol no pun, just think they're cool ppl

  • @Ven-_-L0033
    @Ven-_-L0033 6 років тому +41

    This has to be one of my favourite episodes.

  • @thathumanhayden2979
    @thathumanhayden2979 6 років тому +147

    Why does this thing look like it was designed to shrug off small arms fire and survive an IED. I think they misunderstood what “Mars is dangerous” meant.

    • @JAHDude
      @JAHDude 6 років тому +36

      Hayden Man Mars is just one giant Middle East.

    • @unnigardener
      @unnigardener 6 років тому +16

      @@JAHDude do they have oil there?

    • @muhdelyas-abgyas562
      @muhdelyas-abgyas562 6 років тому +14

      @@unnigardener Oil ??! Where ?!

    • @shayneoneill1506
      @shayneoneill1506 6 років тому +9

      "Scientists want a mars rover."
      "Trump wants a ridiculous space force".
      "Make the mars rover look like the bat mobile and write SPACE FORCE on the side of it".
      Folks, NASA solves problems.

    • @JAHDude
      @JAHDude 6 років тому +3

      Akhmad Kautsar Trump: *flies in on a nuke*
      Also Trump: someone say oil?!

  • @primeshmohanty7701
    @primeshmohanty7701 4 роки тому +14

    The Mars Rover looks genuinely bad-ass!

    • @xalau5270
      @xalau5270 3 роки тому

      looks genuinely cgi

  • @vanimaduray5473
    @vanimaduray5473 6 років тому +54

    The space suit is the egg shell and they're albu-men... I see what you did there! Love everything about this segment please do it forever =)

  • @Shorkshire
    @Shorkshire 6 років тому +10

    Man I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. These two are freaking fantastic

  • @SilkyC
    @SilkyC 6 років тому +122

    The fact that they both said Albumin and totally nerded out was the best.
    NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! lol

    • @globalwarmhugs7741
      @globalwarmhugs7741 6 років тому +1

      I know!! In a game of wedgie or wed... I'd marry them. Love me some nerd. 😋

    • @ddagne952
      @ddagne952 6 років тому +1

      SilkyC that was obviously practiced. CHECK OUT THE LAUGHTER.....ALSO WHEN HE SAID CAR WAS MOVING 3mph(fake laugh).....why because host said what Neil actually does. Some astronerd wont click well with a dumb late show host. EARTH IS FLAT BTW. THATS WHY THEY GOT YOU HELLA CONFUSED.

    • @thebreadster1500
      @thebreadster1500 6 років тому +1

      @@ddagne952 kden

    • @jivert1258
      @jivert1258 6 років тому

      Bruh

    • @droppingatruth7772
      @droppingatruth7772 6 років тому +1

      +Haile Dagne I've seen hummers that look more fit to travel then that piece of junk

  • @WelchsGrapeJuice
    @WelchsGrapeJuice 5 років тому +25

    “Neil bought magnums” 😂

  • @feurigerStern
    @feurigerStern 6 років тому +71

    I am finishing up my Bachelors degree in Physics. This one of the greatest vids I have seen blending a little bit of science with comedy. The nerd jokes sent me over the top. Neil de Grasse Tyson is the bomb! Move over Einstein and Feynman.

    • @Muzikrazy213
      @Muzikrazy213 6 років тому

      As a 5-year college dropout after 1.5 years in, but a vociferous and relentless seeker of knowledge, can you please elaborate on Feynman? Thank you in advance

    • @SpecOps140
      @SpecOps140 6 років тому

      No matter what, Einstein will always be relative

    • @feurigerStern
      @feurigerStern 6 років тому +1

      Muzikray213.
      Richard Feynman is an American theoretical physicist who is well know for his work in Quantum Physics. He was a great lecturer and was also well known for his ability to explain physics that a layperson could understand. I strongly recommend his autobiography, "Surely, You're Joking Mr. Feynman" A genius with an incredible sense of humor.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Feynman

    • @sujimtangerines
      @sujimtangerines 6 років тому

      @@SpecOps140
      LOL, ISWYDT

    • @BartAlder
      @BartAlder 6 років тому

      Einstein wasn't known for his hilarity. But until Tyson cracks the safes holding the nuclear secrets and leaves mischievous notes, Feynman isn't going anywhere.

  • @chinchenping
    @chinchenping 6 років тому +24

    6:55 thank you... now when someone tells you "it's just a theory" you can point them to this

    • @shanerothery
      @shanerothery 6 років тому +1

      chinchenping And specifically you can correct the dimwits who think they're criticizing evolution when they say "It's only a theory."

  • @iamcornelia
    @iamcornelia 6 років тому +13

    Had a really rough day but these two somehow managed to cheer me up with this amazing clip. Thank you 🙏

  • @mohammadaliwi5853
    @mohammadaliwi5853 5 років тому +41

    2:56 if you look at the “speedometer” it says 0 mph 😂

    • @cutiebunnyamber3447
      @cutiebunnyamber3447 4 роки тому +4

      hahahaha! it wasn't fast enough so the speedometer didn't gave a f*ck yet xD

    • @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
      @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 3 роки тому

      @@cutiebunnyamber3447 hahhahaha, figured that one.

  • @MarelisaFabrega
    @MarelisaFabrega 6 років тому +82

    I love Stephen Colbert and Neil deGrasse Tyson. If we're ever visited by aliens, I think we should send these two to negotiate with the aliens for us.

    • @tjk3430
      @tjk3430 6 років тому +2

      If the aliens are open to negotiation then yes I agree. Would hate to lose these two right off the bat.

    • @morganrobinson8042
      @morganrobinson8042 6 років тому +4

      Well, Stephen has done that bit before.