"Yo, if you want the 411, you gotta beat me in Duel Monsters!" *pulls up duel disk* "if you win I give ya the skitch. If I win, I'm sending yo ass to the Shadow Rhelm!"
"You want the 411 or the check?" "I want the Info." "Too much magic can be dangerous. M'aiq once had two spells and burned his sweetroll...Wanna play again?"
You'd think an Assistant DA would know better than to go to a secret meeting alone and unarmed. But no, we can't have supporting characters acting intelligently, or else the hero wouldn't have to bail them out. Also, that time skipping mechanic is kind of awesome. I fucking wish you could do that in Majora's Mask.
I'm really loving this SNES shovelware soundtrack. 28:10 What a horrible night to have a 3DO. (Haha and then it really does just turn nighttime.) 29:38 "Shit, we forgot to have him actually say the line as he drew his gun!" "Just loop it in afterwards, nobody will notice with the 3DO's shitty compression!"
I suspect these crossword puzzles was the 3DO attempting to attract a more intelligent audience after the cultural phenomenon that was Plumbers don't wear ties.
Don't know if anyone mentioned it but the text on the right of the crossword was continued on the left of the crossword. 'OK I am ready for lunch now. I wonder what we will all ourselve. We still got shoes. Time II. Think me. Name a. This The...' Best I can tell through the blurryness and the middle is ripped out it seems. Just thought it was interesting it made some sense.
The scene where he's trying to get information about Johnny Santos and the token, that interaction... it's almost as good as any that Vic Mackey had with any number of the street. I can see where Shawn Ryan and Michael Chiklis got the inspiration on how to write and play the character.
Slow Job: a game about working in an animation studio somewhere between 1930 and 1969, in which the player character is a colorist. the gameplay is somewhat like fnaf or those flash kissing games, because you have to keep flipping between different positions and scenes to get your work done in the allotted timeframe, prevent yourself from dying of boredom, and not letting your boss see you goofing off
I'm getting Deadly Premonition vibes from this protagonist receiving important secret messages in crossword puzzles. Jock doesn't quite have York's social graces, though.
Okay I'm certain the main music sounds like a song from the 80's, but I can't remember the name. It was one of those pop ballads I think. Also of what I could hear during the Sexy Breakout game, it sounded vaguely like "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John. Edit: Ah HAH! It just came to me. It's from "Take Me Home Tonight".
These aren't even proper newspaper crosswords -- those have that thing where they're always symmetrical and square, every box is in a horizontal and vertical clue, etc. This is a detective who spends his free time doing crosswords for children.
Wait I just realized, so back in the day if you played this game, and didn't have internet to look up the crossword answers and didn't know Greek Mythology... YOU WERE FUCKED. YOU LITERALLY COULD NOT COMPLETE THE GAME LMFAO.
I don't see a problem with canceling a wedding if it's too hot. I wouldn't want to wear a suit & tie or some fancy gown if it's as hot as a motherfucker!
I bought this when it came out and being a 14 year old kid trying to figure out some of these crossword puzzles without reliable internet was a bitch...
"Yo, if you want the 411, you gotta beat me in Duel Monsters!" *pulls up duel disk* "if you win I give ya the skitch. If I win, I'm sending yo ass to the Shadow Rhelm!"
"You want the 411 or the check?" "I want the Info."
"Grass tastes bad...Wanna play again?"
"A group of tadpoles is called a 'cloud' ... Wanna play again?
*Slams him up against the wall*
"Don't FUCK with me, son! Lives are on the line here, now ANSWER ME! IS CORN GRASS?"
"You want the 411 or the check?" "I want the Info"
"When it's raining, use an umbrella...Wanna play again?"
"You want the 411 or the check?" "I want the Info."
"Too much magic can be dangerous. M'aiq once had two spells and burned his sweetroll...Wanna play again?"
"I want the info."
"First roll 7 or 11, you win. Wanna play again?"
"If you want the info, you're going to have to beat me at a game of pure chance! But there's no way that could happen!"
15:26 "This here is Pog territory! You show a Tazo 'round here and you're dead man!"
Great, now all I can see is a bunch of gangbangers poppin caps in his ass using guns that are just Tazos formed into L shapes.
With _literal_ caps.
Or Slammers in this case.
You'd think an Assistant DA would know better than to go to a secret meeting alone and unarmed. But no, we can't have supporting characters acting intelligently, or else the hero wouldn't have to bail them out.
Also, that time skipping mechanic is kind of awesome. I fucking wish you could do that in Majora's Mask.
Can't you learn a song that basically does that? It's been a while since I played MM.
Majora 3DS, yes. In the original release you could only jump ahead in 6 hour intervals.
i can't believe slowbeef got clickshamed
Jock looks up from advancing his watch and finds he's somehow now in Victorian London.
Where can I take you on this fine day?
Take me to the Internet, driver.
Where are you going *TODAY*, sir?
*clop clop clop clop*
buffypython Are those coconut halves?
buffypython li.clopclopclopclop.org
If you look up Central Park on Google Images Skate's still laying there, under that spotlight, mourned by no one
Five years later, just checked, he's still there.
Jesus, this game's music was done by a man rhythmically torturing a synthesizer.
Look out!
I'm really loving this SNES shovelware soundtrack.
28:10 What a horrible night to have a 3DO. (Haha and then it really does just turn nighttime.)
29:38 "Shit, we forgot to have him actually say the line as he drew his gun!" "Just loop it in afterwards, nobody will notice with the 3DO's shitty compression!"
45mm cartridge? was he shot with an AA gun or something?
The North Koreans are involved!
I mean, he got pretty fucked up.
*Rival gang's car pulls up, rolls down the back window and a mortar barrel sticks out*
21:32 Oh no, it's GAME, looks like a job for...Hopkins FBI!
Except when Hopkins plays it the woman behind the wall is going to be dead
And the cause of death will be blunt force trauma from the GAME ball, so it's Hopkins' fault.
This and Plumbers Don't Wear Ties are the reason why interactive FMV games never took off and died. Like goddamn.
45mm cartridges? Jesus Christ they killed Skate with literal artillery!
oiralire reminds me of North Korea's anti-aircraft executions.
Jock the Abysswalker.
30:05 Well, I guess if there's ever a Streets of Rage 4, we know Skate won't be in it.
I suspect these crossword puzzles was the 3DO attempting to attract a more intelligent audience after the cultural phenomenon that was Plumbers don't wear ties.
Don't know if anyone mentioned it but the text on the right of the crossword was continued on the left of the crossword.
'OK I am ready for lunch now. I wonder what we will all ourselve. We still got shoes. Time II. Think me. Name a. This The...'
Best I can tell through the blurryness and the middle is ripped out it seems. Just thought it was interesting it made some sense.
The scene where he's trying to get information about Johnny Santos and the token, that interaction... it's almost as good as any that Vic Mackey had with any number of the street. I can see where Shawn Ryan and Michael Chiklis got the inspiration on how to write and play the character.
My favorite koolaid is the red kind:D
"Time to look for clues. Five letters down, what's a word to describe this case?"
"Bullshit"
"...No that's eight letters."
Try 'inane'.
+BugPope 'banal' even
Hang on - starts with 's'.
"Stupid"?
No, that's six letters.
"Silly".
Yeah.
"Shite"
Awful
"I NEED TO GET TO THIS MEETING but wait let's take a look at my good luck charm first"
"C'MON C'MON I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY! I've got this wall to lean against. Aye."
Seems to me like Skate didn't follow the music's suggestion and LOOK OUT!
Has Slowbeef proposed to Betus yet? Still waiting!
Edit - Oh wait, better wait for the hot weather to pass so it doesn't ruin the wedding.
That's why we have this RP, to cool everyone down
"Sounded like pain... The bad kind"
Huh?
I need more customers who see in compressed still images who order a cup of coffee and leave a 10 dollar tip.
Snow Job beat Halo to regenerating health.
13:53 When John Leguizamo is too high brow and expensive for even a 3DO game.
Slow Job: a game about working in an animation studio somewhere between 1930 and 1969, in which the player character is a colorist. the gameplay is somewhat like fnaf or those flash kissing games, because you have to keep flipping between different positions and scenes to get your work done in the allotted timeframe, prevent yourself from dying of boredom, and not letting your boss see you goofing off
Click made me cry twice.
I'm getting Deadly Premonition vibes from this protagonist receiving important secret messages in crossword puzzles. Jock doesn't quite have York's social graces, though.
The letters M.K in the crossword.
At least York has the option to shower and change clothes in the morning.
That sad thing is that with that parted 90s hair I totally would have thought Jock was a hottie when I was like 12-14
1:13 "Who cancels their wedding because it's too hot?"
Sebaceans.
Wow, Snowjob had health regen 5 years before Halo.
Okay I'm certain the main music sounds like a song from the 80's, but I can't remember the name. It was one of those pop ballads I think. Also of what I could hear during the Sexy Breakout game, it sounded vaguely like "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John.
Edit: Ah HAH! It just came to me. It's from "Take Me Home Tonight".
I want all browsers to have a dedicated Vape button
V/\
22:23 Betus channelling his inner Cobra
After Streets of Rage 3, Skate really fell on hard times and had to resort to pushing to make ends meet.
that fucking breakout game was so ridiculous
It's nice to se that the new Doom game went retro.
The only way I an see Jock moving from place to place is side-kicking whatever the foot icon is on, Johnny Cage style.
Lol if google maps and streetview became a game.
Why is there a clue about the Aeneid in a crossword with the theme "It's all Greek to me?"
What's this "late-inn" thing? 'S all greek to me!
Diabetus "This'll make it clear." *Head explodes* SPLORF! PADUMP
Needs more Christopher Walken.
id say this is an accurate portrayl of new york
So this basically the 3DO's answer to 'Shenmue'?
Ahah, if we make it so he says it every time we can maximize the amount of times he says craps!
Beetus don't even pretend like you don't have six copies of Click in your DVD collection
21:38 For the love of god, Montressor!
Click is unironically my favorite movie of all time.
23:30 C'mon, where's Lowtax & Shmorky?
hell
Green health bar - GameMaker, is that you?
@@GrimmShadow
A cyberpunk thriller!
It's Hopkins all over again!
These aren't even proper newspaper crosswords -- those have that thing where they're always symmetrical and square, every box is in a horizontal and vertical clue, etc.
This is a detective who spends his free time doing crosswords for children.
Turns out he's not reading newspapers, but family restaurant placemats.
What if the drug dealers can't beat sexy breakout?
So glad I finally got into Dark Souls, because that Four Kings joke went over my head until now.
Man on top holds the key. That is the clue that chill is the key (code)
I just noticed the title of the videos, 10/10 title good job Slowbetus.
Is this a prequel to Mitchell?
Worse: given the time between Mitchell and Snowjob and the relative age of Jock, this might be SON OF MITCHELL!!!
"My Dad was a detective and my Mom was a hooker sent to him as a bribe!"
so Jock is actually jack french. aka Jock French
"FINALLY BEAT HUNGTEN!" 🤣🤣🤣
I think the text on the right and left of the greek crossword wraps.
Diabetus: "This should make it clear." *Head explosion!* Sploorf!
21:30 Meh. Its no Meet 'n' Fuck game. Will not fap. 11/10
@24:38 Was that Hacksaw Jim Duggan?
This game has got to be a joke, right? I can't imagine it's actually trying to be serious
Which voidburger is that with the guys?
the fiancée one
Yes!
Snow OP
Wait I just realized, so back in the day if you played this game, and didn't have internet to look up the crossword answers and didn't know Greek Mythology... YOU WERE FUCKED. YOU LITERALLY COULD NOT COMPLETE THE GAME LMFAO.
You had to go to the library lol
I've had enough of this craps.
Is there any point to doing the crosswords?
It's probably progress locked. You can't do the things it unlocks without doing them first.
I assumed that was the case, but why? Who ever thought "y'know what I want in my videogame: crossword puzzles!"
Unless we're missing something the Longplayer isn't showing us (Like the Ripper RP) As far I can tell the game somehow expects you to know all this.
LOOK OUT
LOOK OUT
Anyone remember the DA as the captain on later episodes of Babylon 5?
I don't see a problem with canceling a wedding if it's too hot. I wouldn't want to wear a suit & tie or some fancy gown if it's as hot as a motherfucker!
this music is seriously fucking funky
what a waste of funk
Wish betus didn't use the phrase "gyp" at around 3:30, other than that it was a good observation
I bought this when it came out and being a 14 year old kid trying to figure out some of these crossword puzzles without reliable internet was a bitch...
lavinia is ROMAN MYTH not greek you chump game devs
wow this user interface is garbage
Why was this game chosen for a Wrongpurae? Does it ever get interesting?
edit: 23:30 okay what the fuck is this shit
Diabetus: "This should make it clear." *Head explosion!* Sploorf!