Last game is pure bliss: - Makes a very original team of 3 Arceus/Zacian - Accuses cheating when they're blind af and don't see the air balloon - Manages to kill the 'cheat' after the misplay and claims "destroyed" - Quits in shame without saying anything
He was winning so hard until that stealth rocks play. Not only did he skip his own turn by not attacking, he also set up rocks for temp6t. What a monumental throw
The fact that this man was like "give me 1000 dollars if I win" and didn't even say anything if temp got anything if he wins, that's how you know that this man is a straight child that likes to spam legendaries left and right.
@@kyshaunbradley4982 No. At the risk of ruining the verbal murder, it's the fact that he NEEDED a max evasion boost to be capable of beating the 3 lvl 1 ratatas.
@@snakey1315 i must say it's quite moist with a good aftertaste and it tingles in your mouth. I would say 10/10 (accidentally typed most instead of moist)
"Are you planning on fighting Temp6t today sir?" "I'll have uhhh... several Zacians and Arceus," "How original." "And if I make any misplays or you get lucky I'll claim you're cheating while I pop off for beating one of your team!" _"Daring today, aren't we?"_
Gotta love how he claims you needed Sheer Cold to hit for a win, when in reality he was locked into using Thunder with rain about to run out and you still had a full HP Reuniclus ready to take him out.
If I had a nickel for every time I remember someone asking temp where his Zacian counter is I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
Every time I read this quote 3 things happen, 1. I read it in Dr. Doofenshmirtz's voice in my head. 2. I get a smile on my face. 3. I'm reminded of a time my classmate said I reminded them of Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and they mean tit as a compliment.
It comes to a point where I think they're acting like idiots on purpose just to get into your videos. I mean, it was a win-win scenario for this guy. He'll get plenty of attention, and on the off chance he wins, he gets a thousand bucks.
Imagine betting 1.000$ on a Pokemon game, expecting temp6t to actually pay that amount, then getting destroyed and quitting Discord without even paying him back. Such a coward!
Nah, it's worse. He never bet 1000 bucks, he said Tempt6t had to pay him that if he win. So he didn't even need to quit. Of course the fact that he didn't bet anything meke him also an even worse coward, to begin with.
@@Cheesejar Walking out on that embarrassment of a son was the single best decision I've ever made in my life. My next goal in life is to scour the earth in search of this "temp6t" fella. I reckon he's owed 1,000 bucks for teaching my son a lesson in humility. I may have failed my son, but I can still do something right in my miserable life.
"I'm no noob at pokemon" Doesn't know about endeavor + priority, mind reader + ohko move, using non-contact moves against rocky helmet, sturdy + counter/mirror coat(in this case metal burst), mega evos when he himself has one, is blind and biggest of all, thinks evasion is not hax
I've played him before, and he's never won to me! He loses 3 Pokémon and calls me a hacker, but the minute he kills one of mine he's the best player ever. What a satisfying video to watch.
@@ShutYourMeowth you're so right! Ashton is the God of showdown, you have to be an insanely good hacker to beat him, only temp was able to beat him out of sheer luck, but everyone know temp6t is so bad he needs hax to win 🤣😭
It’s actually a little refreshing to see you lose one of the games actually. Not that I’m rooting against you, but it proves that your teams aren’t invincible, the other people are just idiots
The worst part that the same battle the opponent won using minimize. I would definitely lose against anything that doesnt involve minimize. F*ck that. ..god I hate minimize. You litterally have to gamble a 20% accurate move only for the opponent to constantly keep boosting. And if you hit, it’s too late and the opponent gets all the defence boosts and heals off that.
I always find it weird that people claim he doesn’t upload losses but I’ve seen losses before. They’re just not as common because the videos of cocky bastards getting destroyed while they dance to their own silly tune are more satisfying
People seem to forget that the oko moves aren't 0 accuracy moves... they are still allowed to hit, it's just unlikely. We call this kind of difference in accuracy a 'skill issue'.
"It's almost as if you're not that good" Ah yes, using minimize 5 times and then Baton Passing to a legendary. Truly, this is the work of a master player *facepalm* Glad that dude lost
"I'm not a noob at pokemon" Also him: "You use mega-diancie" (litteraly the only pokemon able to mega in his team) Also him: "YoU HiDe ThE bAlLoOn FrOm Me" (litteraly written under pokemon's name)
I can tell a lot of effort went into making this video. Temp6t is the only person who can craft a Pokemon Showdown narrative where I feel invested in seeing him win. I feel like I just won something lol.
Someone write me a fanfic where one of the Pokemon Champions decides to just school uber-competitive Gary Oak-types using joke teams. Bonus points if the challenger has act9ual legendaries on their team.
That's be so sick, honestly. And, it'll be absolutely fucking hilarious to imagine an anime web series including a girl with a dress and a hat (Temp's usual avatar) absolutely obliterate legendaries and even champions with a rat and a butterfly left and right like it was a daily walk on the park lmao
So when did using legendaries mean you were good at the game? I must have missed something growing up cuz I coulda sworn that using a full team of legendaries means you’re insecure and believe that base stats = win.
I know basically nothing about the competitive scene, but I know two things: Flareon is not good, and using a team full of legendaries means you're a noob who doesn't know how to play competitive.
There's no way this person isn't trolling. If they aren't, I feel sorry for them. They really thought they were good, and then they legendary-spammed and fell for every gimmick in the book
That balloon was everything Stakataka wasn't. We all knew this to be true. Light. Colorful. Bouncy. Curvy. Soft. Balloony completed Stakataka in every way. But without Balloony, Stakataka came crashing back down to a cold, unforgiving earth with no one there to catch him. No one even could catch him. Not like how Balloony could. Stakataka needs our help. Sure he puts on a hard face but we all know 211 base defense does nothing to protect emotional damage. And without TM42, his Facade... It's just an act. No one can replace Balloony. I know I can't. And at 1807.8 lbs. (820kg) I'm not strong enough to lift him up on my own. So come brothers, sisters, trainers and breeders, champions and dreamers! TOGETHER we can support Stakataka at his lowest, raise him up to greater heights, and show him that while he may have lost a loved one, we will never forget Balloony and we will never stop loving him! WHO'S WITH ME!?
@@SoggySlopster probably too much comments are listing up, temp skips them so it's hard to see this stuff, i don't really know if donated comments do show up differently from others tho.
it's hilarious how all these salty kids miss the point : we don't like temp6t because he's the best player we love him because he beats noob who think they are good while using the most meta comp and they cry salty tears because of it
We dont like temp6t? We do LOVE him and his content. Actually really good. Also most meta comp? LMAO. Only ones I can think of was "Your Average Overconfident Legendary Spammer" This mf would probably be 0-6'd in high NATDEXAG ladder.
Temp hitting Sheer Cold through para: 22.5% chance Pokeashton: Wow, you must be hacking trash! Temp missing his attacks from evasion cheese before Ray starts sweeping: About 7% chance Pokeashton: Wow, you have no skill, I'm such a good player!
@@behbehyoda chance to miss per attack to the power of the number of attacks (I.e will o wisp with no evasion/accuracy drops has 0.85 chance to hit, therefore a 0.15 chance to miss. If you make two attacks then the chance they both miss is 0.15^2 or 0.0225)
"I'm not like the other legend spammers. I'm going to beat you temp" "So, what team will you use?" "Uh, the same team the others used..." What a specimen.
I temporarily ended my poke journey after black and white 1 and 2. So all the mechanics and strats that's been introduced since then is incredible to me. I'm literally saying and thinking the same shit as these noobs lol. I've never seen a rat strat. Although I already know how obnoxious the set up + substitute strat is. Pokémon is really a tactical game. It's dope. But I'm scared to play the newer shit lol
I love the irony of asking where the zacian counter is AFTER one of your zacian dies Also astounds me how many people don't know about FEAR, like if I see ratata I'm out bru.
@@yamatohekatsue9143 Togedemaru Heres a list of pokemon that can perform fear, but isnt normally known to perform it Kangashkan (QuickAttack/SuckerPunch) Tepig (Sucker Punch) Buneary Archen Bunnelby Treecko The rest are basically evolved pokemon, which can most likely take a hit without needing a focus sash
"Sheer Cold hitting right after you said it would" My friend, that is called a prediction. You made one yourself, saying "you're gonna lose this one for sure" demonstrating not all predictions come to pass.
"So what do I get fo.... " lmao... You could tell in the 2nd battle, how little he believed he could actually beat Temp, by how excited he got for beating him momentarily. Then Temp showed how much better his strategy was. GG. And also, the balloon bit omg laughed so much.
This guy really had the balls to ask temp for $1000 if they win and unironically said in the middle of battle *_"Its Morbin' time"._* not only is that an absolute chad move, its complete respect and deserves an Oscar.
Perfect sound effects as always ''Where is your Zacian counter?'' music turns silent *close combat but its sturdy* Bababooie Ruh- Bwooom I loved that xD Generally the entire video was very funny, that whole Stakataka part was too funny, I wonder if he would have won if he noticed Air Balloon
He couldve won had he not thrown some rocks on the battlefield pointlessly and attacked instead. He couldve won had he paid attention to air balloon. He MIGHT have won had he remembered the ancient rule of "90% accuracy is the same as 50% accuracy". There are quite a few things he couldve done to win. But hes an idiot. So......... yea
He had way better choices than 2 zacian. His 2nd team was definitely the better choice. Scarf Kyogre is extremely threatening and can litterally sweep from turn one Although fuck MINIMIZE clefable. I hate that.
This has been one of your best videos yet. The memes were on point, the edits were seamless, and there were plenty of beautiful hero and villain arcs. Absolute masterpiece.
I fucking swear temp6 videos have conditioned me so that everytime I hear the gangsta's paradise chorus I think of the sheer cold animation, and it's so funny cause I always let out a chuckle but none of my friends understand
@@RollingBobbyJones I never knew evasion moves are considered illegal in tournaments. I wonder if it's all types or just moves like minimize for example?
Hail stall used to work back in the day, with mons like abomasnow, clef/magic guard mon, walrein, toxic spikers... But it was more of a gimmick team I remember
He also uses legendaries and sadly he needed them to win the 3rd match. :/ I'm not criticizing him but the game itself for bring us an unbalanced game competition without creativity.
DudeGuy: "See the problem with all the other legendary spammers I've (apparently) seen you destroy was that they were garbage noobs that didn't know what they're doing. I'M the one that knows how to legendary spam like a boss!" It's the same sentiment as a storm trooper watching a jedi mow their way through his entire squad, but rather than dropping his gun and running for his life he's like "No, I'M going to be the one to kill this unstoppable space wizard with a laser sword!" Annnnnd of course, at the end of the day, he's just another "I don't know the mechanics of this game so you're clearly cheating!" player. I lost it when he said you were using a hack to hide the Air Balloon. I mean there's been some ridiculous opponents on this channel, but this guy is literally a clown. :P
Is it even possible to hack in Showdown? I'm completely unfamiliar with it, but it seems like the only hacking you'd really be able to use is a bot to click for you, from what I know?
7:14 can we get some F's for Stakataka's Air Balloon?
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Last game is pure bliss:
- Makes a very original team of 3 Arceus/Zacian
- Accuses cheating when they're blind af and don't see the air balloon
- Manages to kill the 'cheat' after the misplay and claims "destroyed"
- Quits in shame without saying anything
What is your opinion on upsidedown pineapple cake
beta males be like
that guy was indeed a dangus
Might be a better plotline than LotR
@@snakey1315 Not better that upsidedown pineapple pizza.
Putting legendary spammers like this who have so much bravado before the fight and still lose to "hax" in their place always puts a smile on my face
What is your opinion on upsidedown pineapple
@@snakey1315 Never had it, so I have no opinion
Funny thing is he only won due to luck as well.
@@CottidaeSEA kinda the point also shows the universe favors temp over legendary spamming noobs
@A_Chosen_one the universe always gives bonus points if it’s recorded too :)
Never be afraid of the team of
Legendaries. Always be afraid of the team that looks like it was assembled using a dart board.
That’s the thing, a team of powerful Pokemon is not nearly as scary as a team you don’t understand.
"Where is your zacian counter LMAO"
A couple of seconds after his zacian got killed by a freaking COFAGRIGUS
What is your opinion on upsidedown pineapple cake
These games are just- WHERE IS YOUR ZACIAN COUNTER
I have best zacian counter...would u like my team full of magikarps or team full of bidoofs??
more like cofegregious
But we all know shell smash crustle is the best zacian counter
He was winning so hard until that stealth rocks play. Not only did he skip his own turn by not attacking, he also set up rocks for temp6t. What a monumental throw
What is your opinion on upsidedown pineapple cake
@@snakey1315 it's great with my upside down coffee cup
Yeah, Stealth Rocks misplay and missing Air Balloon cost him both matches .. dude lost $1000 for not reading the screen lol
Yeah I thought he wasn't a noob. Doesn't he know about magic bounce? What a rube.
@@snakey1315 I believe it's called pineapple upside down cake, and it's God's gift to humanity
The fact that this man was like "give me 1000 dollars if I win" and didn't even say anything if temp got anything if he wins, that's how you know that this man is a straight child that likes to spam legendaries left and right.
what is wrong with straight child tho
that 2 arceus in a team is already a dead giveaway. lmfaoo
@@cuitkul they meant complete child
@@johnP0908 arceus is meta in ag, so why cant he use 2 of them to complete different roles? Is that bad?
@@cuitkul Arceus by itself is great! But Arceus is too much of a generalist to fulfill any specific niches.
"It's almost like your not that good"
Said the man who needed + 6 evasion to not loss to a team that was 50% level 1 ratatas
I think your gonna get arrested for that murder you just commited
That strat gets destroyed by multi hits like watershuriken or just ghost types
@Denzi boi and yet they didnt realise that
Wait evasion is bad?
@@kyshaunbradley4982 No. At the risk of ruining the verbal murder, it's the fact that he NEEDED a max evasion boost to be capable of beating the 3 lvl 1 ratatas.
I can’t believe this dude is just out there in public walking around and breathing the same air as us. Truly scary
Don’t worry, he probably doesn’t leave his mom’s basement very often.
@@redtyrant3106 no his mum kicked him out he’s with his grandma now
he doesnt though, he sits in his chair all day eating cheetos and staring at rule 63 gardevoir and lophunny all day
Dont worry its just paid actor
i cant believe nerds like u playing pokemon can walk and breathe the same air as me
I love how smug he is that he beat a team consisting of 3 Rattata
And he needed 6+ evasion to do it
"I'm no noob at Pokémon"
"How does Mind Reader help?"
Pick one.
What is your opinion on upsidedown pineapple cake
@@snakey1315 i must say it's quite moist with a good aftertaste and it tingles in your mouth. I would say 10/10 (accidentally typed most instead of moist)
Underestimating the Mind Reader is all but poor choice of words from that hopeless chap.
“I’m no noob at pokemon”
Proceeds to use a team that has at least 3 Legendaries on it
@Sir Voltage and still lost _lol_
"Are you planning on fighting Temp6t today sir?"
"I'll have uhhh... several Zacians and Arceus,"
"How original."
"And if I make any misplays or you get lucky I'll claim you're cheating while I pop off for beating one of your team!"
_"Daring today, aren't we?"_
Omg wait that's actually so funny lmfao
I love a spongebob reference
Damn, almost like the same thing happens in every video? I wonder how that could be?
@@jarreldoomis3502 Damn. Its almost like you missed the joke. I wonder how could that be?
@@GooseWithAtophat no they didn’t
Using one Arceus would feel like admitting defeat to me, its truly incredible that anyone would unironically need three.
In that case, Arceus is like Viagra
@@lesigh3410 bro... 💀
...and lose
Skill issue
Reminds me of Lance in the OG Silver and Gold games with his team of 3 dragonites lol
"Are you even taking this seriously?"
Bro when temp makes a gimmicky team
You know he is SERIOUS
nice pfp
Honestly the fact that the dude saw a FEAR trio and wasn’t afraid says a lot I think.
": ("
@@tornic531 Right? As soon as I saw the first FEAR, I was like "That guy is about to get bitch slapped"
Who honestly looks at a rattata and thinks this isn't serious??
Gotta love how he claims you needed Sheer Cold to hit for a win, when in reality he was locked into using Thunder with rain about to run out and you still had a full HP Reuniclus ready to take him out.
If I had a nickel for every time I remember someone asking temp where his Zacian counter is I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
I read it in his voice, thanks.
Every time I read this quote 3 things happen, 1. I read it in Dr. Doofenshmirtz's voice in my head. 2. I get a smile on my face. 3. I'm reminded of a time my classmate said I reminded them of Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and they mean tit as a compliment.
What is your opinion on upsidedown pineapple cake
Lol I love how your pfp fits the quote so well
I got the reference, bro. Good one.
It comes to a point where I think they're acting like idiots on purpose just to get into your videos. I mean, it was a win-win scenario for this guy. He'll get plenty of attention, and on the off chance he wins, he gets a thousand bucks.
He practically saw this as an absolute win!
I mean he said 1000 bucks not dollars. Could use that against him.
@@ShinySkyShaymin1994 I just got the image of 1000 adult male deer arriving at this guy's house.
But he also gets so much shame that he will also never appear on pokemon showdown😂
@Dirtyjesus92 *_ngl, thats a life or death moment right there_*
I think 3:05-3:12 is the single funniest moment from any of your videos
glarses on temp6t sheeeeesh
Omg omg glarses I watch your videos
He likes to play custom Pokémon matchups on his custom keyboards
hoi
Stakataka sequence was the funniest imo. The Lore, followed by the beautiful editing of its flop/obliteration got me so good.
Imagine betting 1.000$ on a Pokemon game, expecting temp6t to actually pay that amount, then getting destroyed and quitting Discord without even paying him back. Such a coward!
The dude that better him was probably a kid and didint know what he was doing which was very stupid
Nah, it's worse. He never bet 1000 bucks, he said Tempt6t had to pay him that if he win. So he didn't even need to quit.
Of course the fact that he didn't bet anything meke him also an even worse coward, to begin with.
@@lenlimbo I'd be shocked if he was over 19 years old. totally screams entitled little shit-fuck.
He lost his dad the next day.
@@Cheesejar Walking out on that embarrassment of a son was the single best decision I've ever made in my life.
My next goal in life is to scour the earth in search of this "temp6t" fella. I reckon he's owed 1,000 bucks for teaching my son a lesson in humility. I may have failed my son, but I can still do something right in my miserable life.
I like how he includes him losing, to show that even though he’s a pro it’s not impossible for him to lose.
Temp never loses in our hearts
He had to use an actual trash team to lose, and he still held his own respectably despite that
3 rattatas vs full team of legendaries was needed to take him down
And even on that loss with trash he STILL almost beat a legendary with a fuckin level 1 Rattata.
That’s why I like this guy, he’s too humble for us all
4:52 Text: "It's sweep time"
Text to speech: "It's *morbin* time"
bruh
I wonder how he was able to predict that tho?
"I'm no noob at pokemon"
Doesn't know about endeavor + priority, mind reader + ohko move, using non-contact moves against rocky helmet, sturdy + counter/mirror coat(in this case metal burst), mega evos when he himself has one, is blind and biggest of all, thinks evasion is not hax
Don’t forget Stealth rock into mega Diance XD
Im really suprised hes not a noob and doesnt even know how entry hazards are important! Hes definitely not a noob.
And not noticing the Air Balloon. 🎈
don't forget that he thinks attacks can never work with paralysis.
as someone who's played only Pokémon X four times, this one sent me
@@adanganaafan2811 yeah thats what I meant by not knowing about mega evos
I've played him before, and he's never won to me! He loses 3 Pokémon and calls me a hacker, but the minute he kills one of mine he's the best player ever. What a satisfying video to watch.
lmao
Stop hacking bro, everyone knows it's impossible to beat PokeAshton12 without hacks.
@@ShutYourMeowth facts
@@ShutYourMeowth you're so right!
Ashton is the God of showdown, you have to be an insanely good hacker to beat him, only temp was able to beat him out of sheer luck, but everyone know temp6t is so bad he needs hax to win 🤣😭
U also uses the most advanced hacks in the world for hidding an obvius balloon?
I'm surprised Ashton even honored the best of 3 rounds and didn't just win-quit round 2
He needed the money
It’s actually a little refreshing to see you lose one of the games actually. Not that I’m rooting against you, but it proves that your teams aren’t invincible, the other people are just idiots
The worst part that the same battle the opponent won using minimize. I would definitely lose against anything that doesnt involve minimize. F*ck that.
..god I hate minimize. You litterally have to gamble a 20% accurate move only for the opponent to constantly keep boosting. And if you hit, it’s too late and the opponent gets all the defence boosts and heals off that.
on top of it involving minimize, he did have THREE lv.1 Rattatas. That was a meme team if I ever saw one.
He kinda lost on purpose for a longer vid and higher stakes, And if he won whit a meme team = easy youtube thumbnail.
I always find it weird that people claim he doesn’t upload losses but I’ve seen losses before. They’re just not as common because the videos of cocky bastards getting destroyed while they dance to their own silly tune are more satisfying
Agreed. I literally had to search "Temp6t loses" out of pure curiosity and even then, in that clip somehow they both lost but it said the kid won lol
“So what do I get for winning?”
You may have not gotten anything from that coward, but you do get a banger video and all of our respect for it. Geegee
Oh but he did get something for winning; Content. Sweet, glorious content.
Well, if you think about it, he got a new YT Video, a.k.a. he got money.
He wouldn't have paid out either... not to this guy
So what do i get for winning?
You get respect.
he got his money from this video, that’s what
I love how Sheer Cold has it’s own sound effect, just for that specific move. It makes me giggle everytime
The sound came from Gangster’s paradise but yeah that made me laugh I agree
People seem to forget that the oko moves aren't 0 accuracy moves... they are still allowed to hit, it's just unlikely. We call this kind of difference in accuracy a 'skill issue'.
Based asl
Unless you use Mind Reader
@@Caelus32 or for non-oko moves, the vastly inferior telekinesis
@@Caelus32 does mind reader increase accuracy of oko moves?
It's like the old saying goes; "60% of the time, it works every time"
Yes, I'm aware OHKO moves don't have 60% accuracy. That'd be nuts.
"It's almost as if you're not that good" Ah yes, using minimize 5 times and then Baton Passing to a legendary. Truly, this is the work of a master player *facepalm* Glad that dude lost
All that and still came close to losing to a bunch of lvl 1 rattatas
Don't forget that it was mega evolved too
cough cough i definitely don't do that but instead of legend it a sylveon
Let's not forget that Mega Rayquaza has THE HIGHEST BASE STAT TOTAL IN ALL OF POKÉMON AND IT ISN'T LOPSIDED EITHER
@@gmsloep both mega mewtwo forms have the same BST btw, and they actually can hit harder with 190 base Attack/Sp. Attack
"It's almost as if you're not that good" he said to the absolute meme-lord with 3 focus-sash rattata's using endeavor and extreme speed.
"I'm not a noob at pokemon"
Also him: "You use mega-diancie" (litteraly the only pokemon able to mega in his team)
Also him: "YoU HiDe ThE bAlLoOn FrOm Me" (litteraly written under pokemon's name)
F baloon ;-;
Also didn't seem to know about F.E.A.R
The way you ended it all with a 69% health galarian zapdos is all that matters
yes I do happen to agree
Nice
???
F for the air balloon.
The instant I realized the Zapdos was about to go Dynamax I just went “Temp you crafty devil!”
hey
d'ya know the song used when the balloon got popped?
I can tell a lot of effort went into making this video. Temp6t is the only person who can craft a Pokemon Showdown narrative where I feel invested in seeing him win. I feel like I just won something lol.
I would love to see a Pokémon anime-style web series about Temp sweeping salty legendary spammers.
But with temp designed as a yugioh protagonist, with fluffy hair
Someone write me a fanfic where one of the Pokemon Champions decides to just school uber-competitive Gary Oak-types using joke teams. Bonus points if the challenger has act9ual legendaries on their team.
When we start? We will need a lot of effort to achieve that
That's be so sick, honestly. And, it'll be absolutely fucking hilarious to imagine an anime web series including a girl with a dress and a hat (Temp's usual avatar) absolutely obliterate legendaries and even champions with a rat and a butterfly left and right like it was a daily walk on the park lmao
So when did using legendaries mean you were good at the game? I must have missed something growing up cuz I coulda sworn that using a full team of legendaries means you’re insecure and believe that base stats = win.
I know basically nothing about the competitive scene, but I know two things: Flareon is not good, and using a team full of legendaries means you're a noob who doesn't know how to play competitive.
@@FrenkTheJoy I mean if you’re using it to just baton pass it’s not an awful idea tbh
@@FrenkTheJoy It's Anything Goes wtf do you expect people to use goofy
There's no way this person isn't trolling. If they aren't, I feel sorry for them. They really thought they were good, and then they legendary-spammed and fell for every gimmick in the book
Bro said "you are not good" to a guy who used lvl 1 pokemons and needed ×6 evasion to not get his ass whooped
That guy was double decker turd sandwitch
'Bro where is your Zacian counter?' (Zacian is one of the most broken Pokemon out there. There is literally no counter)
@@meliodaslol140 he isnt "one of the most broken pokemon" HE IS THE POKEMON
I am ashamed of this joke
I genuinely felt sad when Stakataka lost its balloon.
Same, he was so happy with that balloon man :(
That balloon was everything Stakataka wasn't. We all knew this to be true. Light. Colorful. Bouncy. Curvy. Soft. Balloony completed Stakataka in every way.
But without Balloony, Stakataka came crashing back down to a cold, unforgiving earth with no one there to catch him. No one even could catch him. Not like how Balloony could.
Stakataka needs our help. Sure he puts on a hard face but we all know 211 base defense does nothing to protect emotional damage. And without TM42, his Facade... It's just an act. No one can replace Balloony. I know I can't. And at 1807.8 lbs. (820kg) I'm not strong enough to lift him up on my own. So come brothers, sisters, trainers and breeders, champions and dreamers! TOGETHER we can support Stakataka at his lowest, raise him up to greater heights, and show him that while he may have lost a loved one, we will never forget Balloony and we will never stop loving him! WHO'S WITH ME!?
same Rip air ballon😭
@@leonevermore4819 that was really moving.
@@leonevermore4819 this is so cute XD
I just love your content. I’m sad to see you get so many views yet barely close to your subscribers. Pls keep making more, I LOVE IT.
Wholesome a comment
I’ve never seen this before what is that $9.99 under your name? and why is your comment hightlighted,
@@PewPewSol He donated
@@PewPewSol Damn, man donated 10 dollars to comment only one on here and didn’t even get acknowledged for it or at least a like from the creator
@@SoggySlopster probably too much comments are listing up, temp skips them so it's hard to see this stuff, i don't really know if donated comments do show up differently from others tho.
PokeAshton: "I beat you. Now where's my money?"
Temp: "You said if you beat me two times, and you only won once. I didn't hear no bell."
Randy "Temp6t" Marsh
Temp: Sit the ****** back down, we're dealing again.
@@dougwalker5807 "I didn't hear no (taco) bell." is actually a Rocky reference
I love how Temp got serious after the balloon was popped.
Don’t mess with balloon
The choir “Ahhhhhh” when Sheer Cold hits is now one of my new favorite sound effect/move combos for these videos 👍
it's hilarious how all these salty kids miss the point :
we don't like temp6t because he's the best player
we love him because he beats noob who think they are good while using the most meta comp and they cry salty tears because of it
don't forget over the top editing :v
We dont like temp6t? We do LOVE him and his content. Actually really good.
Also most meta comp? LMAO. Only ones I can think of was "Your Average Overconfident Legendary Spammer" This mf would probably be 0-6'd in high NATDEXAG ladder.
And the funny jokes. Poor Stakataka's balloon :(
true x)
that ending is classic. Runs in shame. GG!
Watching your P5 Strikers playlist. I like your gameplays.
FEAR Rattata is the oldest trick in the book and seeing people *still* falling for it brings a tear to my eye.
Of joy or disappointment, you decide.
"You said if I win, I get 1000$"
All temp6t said was "sure."
That was just acknowledgement LOL
Temp hitting Sheer Cold through para: 22.5% chance
Pokeashton: Wow, you must be hacking trash!
Temp missing his attacks from evasion cheese before Ray starts sweeping: About 7% chance
Pokeashton: Wow, you have no skill, I'm such a good player!
And yet the salty noob still loses lol
how did you calculate that?
@@behbehyoda chance to miss per attack to the power of the number of attacks
(I.e will o wisp with no evasion/accuracy drops has 0.85 chance to hit, therefore a 0.15 chance to miss. If you make two attacks then the chance they both miss is 0.15^2 or 0.0225)
@@iamtheguardsman9942 Pokémon is a children’s video game in the same way that Yugioh is a children’s card game and I love it
@@brandoncastellano1858 And expert levels of stacking cards and stats can turn any noob into cheddar.
I usually don't like this over-edited type of videos but yours actually give me a good chuckle
"I'm not like the other legend spammers. I'm going to beat you temp"
"So, what team will you use?"
"Uh, the same team the others used..."
What a specimen.
Interesting , this be seems more ballsy than the others though , asking for $1000 if he won , and that’s a big if
Bruh the accuracy. Reading this shit made me laugh out loud.
Such a unique parasite
"are you taking this seriously?"
Has this person never seen a Rattata strat
I know!! How do dozens of these people not know about the 2H/KO rattata?? It's like the most famous competitive strat in pokemon!
I temporarily ended my poke journey after black and white 1 and 2. So all the mechanics and strats that's been introduced since then is incredible to me. I'm literally saying and thinking the same shit as these noobs lol. I've never seen a rat strat. Although I already know how obnoxious the set up + substitute strat is. Pokémon is really a tactical game. It's dope. But I'm scared to play the newer shit lol
The air balloon montage is the hardest i've laughed at any of the videos. Well done.
I love how he kept saying “You said you’d give me a thousand dollars if I win.” As if this was your idea lol
I love the irony of asking where the zacian counter is AFTER one of your zacian dies
Also astounds me how many people don't know about FEAR, like if I see ratata I'm out bru.
Only a veteran can keep calm and counter it succesfuly
@@knox9739 yeah my Salamance with Dual wing beat doesn't need to fear with FEAR
Rattata isnt the only fear
Nospass
Magnamite
Aron
Tailow
Cottonene
Just to name a few
@@knox9739 only a veteran can use stealth rock
@@yamatohekatsue9143 Togedemaru
Heres a list of pokemon that can perform fear, but isnt normally known to perform it
Kangashkan (QuickAttack/SuckerPunch)
Tepig (Sucker Punch)
Buneary
Archen
Bunnelby
Treecko
The rest are basically evolved pokemon, which can most likely take a hit without needing a focus sash
I love that part where Ashton said its morbin time and preceded to not morb over everyone
"Sheer Cold hitting right after you said it would"
My friend, that is called a prediction. You made one yourself, saying "you're gonna lose this one for sure" demonstrating not all predictions come to pass.
3 Rattatas in a team? C'mon, temp6t, you're loosing your edge, you also need a magikarp for balance!
man was so proud of winning a match against a team with 3 level 1 ratattas with +6 evasion. then lost with his team of 3 arceuses
"So what do I get fo.... " lmao... You could tell in the 2nd battle, how little he believed he could actually beat Temp, by how excited he got for beating him momentarily. Then Temp showed how much better his strategy was. GG. And also, the balloon bit omg laughed so much.
It would’ve been great if temp kept on bothering him about it on their discord
This guy really had the balls to ask temp for $1000 if they win and unironically said in the middle of battle *_"Its Morbin' time"._* not only is that an absolute chad move, its complete respect and deserves an Oscar.
Unfortunately, temp only added the Morbin time, the opponent said like sweeping time or smth
What is your opinion on upsidedown pineapple cake
@whenfunnydancingcockroach true, but ngl, _same energy_ (Imagine if Morbius said "its sweep time" he might as well lol)
@@snakey1315 Y’know what, since you keep asking I’ll try it out and give you my opinion on it when I have some
@@thekhoifish0146 good
I like how he uses pokemon no one uses but still manages to win.
Perfect sound effects as always
''Where is your Zacian counter?''
music turns silent
*close combat but its sturdy*
Bababooie
Ruh-
Bwooom
I loved that xD Generally the entire video was very funny, that whole Stakataka part was too funny, I wonder if he would have won if he noticed Air Balloon
I always love when the other pokemon pause for a moment and before getting hit goes "OH NO!"
Don’t forget the Taco Bell dong
He couldve won had he not thrown some rocks on the battlefield pointlessly and attacked instead. He couldve won had he paid attention to air balloon. He MIGHT have won had he remembered the ancient rule of "90% accuracy is the same as 50% accuracy". There are quite a few things he couldve done to win. But hes an idiot. So......... yea
This guy was actually starting to get abusive after winning a game! I'm glad you put them in their place.
I love how you see the 3 Rattatas in the thumbnail and instantly know what's going to happen
"You said if I win I get a thousand bucks!"
Well no, YOU said that
I hate how they whined for that money, but refused to elaborate what will temp6t get when he wins. Truly a greedy creature they are.
The guy said he would get £1000, but didn't specify where from 🤷♂️ for all we know he could've had a mate that bet him the money
Honestly, this is the most high quality content out. The brain to come up with all these tactics and just ruin these cocky players' days is beautiful.
The tacitics are off yt
"Room! Shambles!" I swear this editing is godly lmao
Imagine not being a noob but still having to use 2 Zacian
Imagine lmao
He had way better choices than 2 zacian.
His 2nd team was definitely the better choice. Scarf Kyogre is extremely threatening and can litterally sweep from turn one
Although fuck MINIMIZE clefable. I hate that.
Imagine using 6!
Gotta give him credit at least for playing the third round, I was half expecting him to be as toxic as possible when he win the second round and left
It's called hustling.
It's an art, and Temp6t doesn't even need to run pockets to do it.
He robs legend spammers of their dignity 🤭
Pretty sure the only reason he stayed was because he had to win the third round as well to get his 1000$
Asking “where is you zacian counter” and immediately dying is like saying “you won’t shoot me” before getting shot
This has been one of your best videos yet.
The memes were on point, the edits were seamless, and there were plenty of beautiful hero and villain arcs.
Absolute masterpiece.
The Beaty of someone realizing that doing something a lot doesn’t equate being skilled.
Also the Ruh roh Raggy gets me every time.
"What's the dog doin?" Is one of my faves.
And "gotta go fast!" And the taco Bell gong.
"It's almost like you're not that good" (literally sets up 3x evasion just to have a chance) lmao
Loved the production on this one. Balloon plotline had me in tears.
The Air Balloon Stakataka arc is definitely something I didn't knew I needed
I fucking swear temp6 videos have conditioned me so that everytime I hear the gangsta's paradise chorus I think of the sheer cold animation, and it's so funny cause I always let out a chuckle but none of my friends understand
I like how the guy kept saying that temp6t said he'd get a thousand bucks if he wins, even though he just made that claim up
As a gamer being called a hacker is a compliment when you're good at the game
That "room" "shambles" killed me i almost chocked . Thank you temp 😂😂😂😂
Never thought I'd be so emotionally invested in the plight of a Stakataka and it's baloon, but here we are..... 😢 F
It mind boggles me how people will just assume that they can come up with any conditions and just expect people to agree to it
Thats funny "WHERES YOUR ZACIAN COUNTER"
Draco *pulls out a brick wall*
pretty bold of him to act like you are bad when the only win he got was due to minimize and he fell for FEAR three times
If anyone wants to know why evadsion moves are usually banned from comp. Thats why
Focus sash, endeavor... What does the A and R stand for?
@@brandtmichael3868 bulbapedia says the original term meant "fucking evil annoying rodent"
@@SJNaka101 ohhhhhhhhhh lmao
@@RollingBobbyJones I never knew evasion moves are considered illegal in tournaments. I wonder if it's all types or just moves like minimize for example?
I really want to see a hail team made to work. Every Pokémon doesn’t have to be ice type, but they should all be immune to hail.
What is your opinion on upsidedown pineapple cake
👍
Hail stall used to work back in the day, with mons like abomasnow, clef/magic guard mon, walrein, toxic spikers...
But it was more of a gimmick team I remember
Use overcoat escavalier
So that would be a team with ice-types and mons with either overcoat or magic guard. Am I missing something?
Putting toxic players and legendary spammers to justice. Thank you for your service 😀
He also uses legendaries and sadly he needed them to win the 3rd match. :/ I'm not criticizing him but the game itself for bring us an unbalanced game competition without creativity.
this was immaculate. the salt from this man was so pure I used it to make some pasta
I'm brining some steaks with all of this top grade salt
My French fries are so salty cause of this man
you could make another ocean with the combined salt and sweat
I was wondering why Temp didn't ask for anything in case he won, had to wait until the end to find out 🤣🤣🤣
You really need some Doofenshmirtz "BALLOONY!" Screams for stuff like 7:14
Legend says that he is still trying to figure out what to give you for winning
DudeGuy:
"See the problem with all the other legendary spammers I've (apparently) seen you destroy was that they were garbage noobs that didn't know what they're doing. I'M the one that knows how to legendary spam like a boss!"
It's the same sentiment as a storm trooper watching a jedi mow their way through his entire squad, but rather than dropping his gun and running for his life he's like "No, I'M going to be the one to kill this unstoppable space wizard with a laser sword!"
Annnnnd of course, at the end of the day, he's just another "I don't know the mechanics of this game so you're clearly cheating!" player. I lost it when he said you were using a hack to hide the Air Balloon. I mean there's been some ridiculous opponents on this channel, but this guy is literally a clown. :P
Lmao, i spam legends too, but i play just for fun, not like all the other legend spammer that say "Gg AlReAdy", "U hAcKiNg?" etc...
He's worse, a clown at least can see and pay attention to balloons 🤣
Is it even possible to hack in Showdown? I'm completely unfamiliar with it, but it seems like the only hacking you'd really be able to use is a bot to click for you, from what I know?
That guy: I'm no a noob
*Spams legendaries*
7:24 saddest anime moment 😢💔 🚫🎈
"I'm not a noob at Pokémon"
Yes, you are. A true non-noob would let the battle speak for itself instead of brag.
"it's almost like ur not that good"
Cries in rng
"If I win I get $1000"
He neglected to specify how he would be obtaining them.
This was some phenomenal editing. Well worth the wait, glad to see you back and hope you're feeling better~
What do I get for winning and the fact he left without saying anything 🤣
You know, whenever I feel like I do something stupid, I just watch these videos and realize I could be even stupider. Thanks for the fun video!
The "so what do I get for winning?" Was glorious. We all love to see it
4:54 “It’s morbin time” had me dead.
9:03 LMFAO THAT'S GOLDEN 💀💀💀