INTJs are the best (just kidding, you suck)

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  • @MrMatt-qs2ck
    @MrMatt-qs2ck 2 роки тому +73

    "Guys, guys, guys... I have this amazing plans" .... I wish I didn't have so many memories of saying exactly that... before everything failed...

    • @MG007.
      @MG007. 4 місяці тому

      You are not an Intj

  • @someonerandom713
    @someonerandom713 2 роки тому +65

    Kanye West typed as an INTJ triggers so many people

    • @loveacy3697
      @loveacy3697 2 роки тому +6

      Triggers who? Kanye is cool

    • @someonerandom713
      @someonerandom713 2 роки тому +14

      @@loveacy3697 Typology forums largely consider him an ENFP

    • @loveacy3697
      @loveacy3697 2 роки тому +1

      @@someonerandom713 ohhhh

    • @joyandpeacefullaughter5307
      @joyandpeacefullaughter5307 2 роки тому +20

      Even though they agree he talks about his vision all the time ten years ahead and call him a visionary, they just can't accept he is an INTJ because in MBTI, only IXXP'S AND EP'S are artistic, draw, onto fashion etc. Intjs can't be fashionable or talk about what they like. They are supposed to be robots. They swear he's an xsfp 😂

    • @someonerandom713
      @someonerandom713 2 роки тому +19

      @@joyandpeacefullaughter5307 + He often says stupid s**t, which is a no-go for the idealized "INTJs"

  • @patrickvernon4766
    @patrickvernon4766 2 роки тому +39

    I used to think my life was a tragedy... but now, I realize it is a comedy.

    • @sikabo3376
      @sikabo3376 2 роки тому +1

      😭😭😭 The Plan

    • @JDrocks4ever
      @JDrocks4ever 6 місяців тому +2

      “Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think,”
      -( Jean De La Bruyere)

  • @OtimObita
    @OtimObita 2 роки тому +23

    The IJ needs to do Oe so they are AWARE of where the actual problem is, what is worth controlling, and whether there is true security rather than a false sense of security.
    Tracking the chaos allows you to appropriately control things :)

  • @SpookyGhost11
    @SpookyGhost11 2 роки тому +24

    That last clip is a conversation I've had way too many fucking times.

  • @JP_21M
    @JP_21M 2 роки тому +14

    INTJs be like: "I understand why your flawed way of thinking would lead you to that faulty conclusion". While thinking: '5 to 10% chance they understand what I'm teaching them but I'm feeling generous so I'll give it a shot'. lol

    • @jburton8594
      @jburton8594 2 роки тому +1

      And people love that approach to teaching them, right? LOL.

  • @Armosect
    @Armosect 2 роки тому +42

    As an INTJ myself, I will say, one of my Ni-Te hobbies is outmaneuvering and manipulating narcissists to unmask themselves. XD

    • @talorix
      @talorix 2 роки тому +6

      Great, that's literally saving the world

    • @worryingis4losers
      @worryingis4losers Рік тому +1

      I do that aswell

    • @Zuentax
      @Zuentax Рік тому

      😂🤷🏾‍♂️ I also enjoy playing with puny bad humans

    • @globalamoeba8910
      @globalamoeba8910 3 місяці тому

      HOW

  • @QRondei
    @QRondei 2 роки тому +43

    Indeed. Confining myself in the sensory is creating something that will already be outdated before the ink is dry. My way of dealing with it stems from the book "Righting Software" by Juval Löwy. The author describes "encapsulating volatility" as a core tenet in software development. Roughly the argument is: things change, built things in such a way that changing elements is as painless as possible. This amounts to finding the 'fault lines'. This idea has helped me immensely in being able to just 'blasting' things out. I try to structure everything around change, so I'm less afraid of the inevitable.

    • @kyunhwoarang
      @kyunhwoarang 2 роки тому +5

      Good idea. Not to mention we are dependent on different things. Creating ideas is much simpler until you realized you don't have enough nails for it to be built.

  • @someonerandom713
    @someonerandom713 2 роки тому +10

    All they agreed on was "same time, same place", so one is gonna be early and one is gonna be late - again, next week 😂

  • @broadbandtogod
    @broadbandtogod 2 роки тому +20

    "Show up!!" is a very Te energy move. "Do the work", "trustworthy" etc. is all Te. The need for confirmation is Ni however.

    • @henryayanna9401
      @henryayanna9401 2 роки тому +2

      confirmation seems like Si, no?

    • @drwizarrd4421
      @drwizarrd4421 2 роки тому +2

      I think the Ni user is the guy with white hair

    • @hunpo1
      @hunpo1 2 роки тому +3

      No, it's the reverse. Larry David is the one with the plan, Richard Lewis is the one living day-to-day.

  • @audiofeinz5754
    @audiofeinz5754 Рік тому +4

    Love the honesty
    We need more INTJ videos 📹 😫 🙏

  • @jamesmcadory1322
    @jamesmcadory1322 2 роки тому +5

    I relate to that last clip so much😂 Confirmation is fine and all but it shouldn’t be necessary. We made a plan and I said I’d be there so I’ll be there you just need to show up, but also if I do show up and they don’t I get very very upset😅

    • @jburton8594
      @jburton8594 2 роки тому +1

      My dentist's office is insane with stalking you to confirm. A text confirmation + email and maybe a follow up phone call...I'm like, I'll BE THERE. I am becoming more Larry David by the day!

  • @t-man5196
    @t-man5196 2 роки тому +5

    If it wasn’t for them laughing at everything they were saying I wouldn’t have realized anything they were saying was intended to be humorous

  • @StephanieJeanne
    @StephanieJeanne 2 роки тому +11

    Yeah, we don't need sensory! Get around it to the important stuff!😜 Love that scene from CYE! 🤣 (INFJ here)

    • @SimoneEppler
      @SimoneEppler 2 роки тому +1

      I feel this! Just when I started to doubt my INFJ-ness once more. 😇😂

  • @rationaloptimist4959
    @rationaloptimist4959 2 роки тому +20

    Last scene: I rely on planning, but I know humans can be fickle, nonobligated, or forgetful, so I would confirm( ahead of time) to save my time...and headache.
    Sidebar: I understand Larry character soooooo much more as I get older 😅

  • @someonerandom713
    @someonerandom713 2 роки тому +13

    The analogy at 0:59 sounds very confusable for Ne; "Don't make me commit to one idea, the next one might be way better"
    1:26 especially

    • @cassm7679
      @cassm7679 2 роки тому +4

      I thought the same thing, I think it might just be an intuition thing, maybe even just feminine intuition

    • @hunpo1
      @hunpo1 2 роки тому

      That's because they always put logic aside to bash INTJs. It absolutely is Ne.

    • @cassm7679
      @cassm7679 2 роки тому +1

      @@hunpo1 Dave is technically an intj in their system. I think that type is glorified and thats why they shit on them more than say esfps. Not saying that its right but that may be why. Also Dave recognizing dumb shit he does. But I do notice they rarely talk about the positives of that type

    • @endtroducing
      @endtroducing 2 роки тому

      As someone with aux Ne, I don't think it sounds like Ne. I have no problem committing to new ideas (or aspects of them) if it seems better than what I'm currently doing. If I have to change it in the future, I will change it in in the future - but I don't hold out on trying things in anticipation for a better one.

    • @cassm7679
      @cassm7679 2 роки тому

      @@endtroducing do you know if you have feminine or masculine intuition?

  • @PhilandSofia
    @PhilandSofia 2 роки тому +3

    So much as is difficult not judging traits, as a maturing INTJ, I admit my focus should be on personal growth

  • @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers
    @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers 7 місяців тому

    This was chaotic. I can't really understand what you're getting at most of the time.

  • @inashyti212
    @inashyti212 2 роки тому +6

    I hate being INTJ

    • @hubblybubbly4019
      @hubblybubbly4019 2 роки тому +4

      You don't. You just need to hit puberty, and they are clueless about Ni, maybe a funny, not serious video afterall

    • @inashyti212
      @inashyti212 2 роки тому +1

      @@hubblybubbly4019 I'm 24. Inferior se is killing me slowly.

    • @JP_21M
      @JP_21M 2 роки тому

      Then You're* doing it wrong.

    • @inashyti212
      @inashyti212 2 роки тому +2

      @@JP_21M You're*

    • @JP_21M
      @JP_21M 2 роки тому +1

      @@inashyti212 😆

  • @cerenerdemil127
    @cerenerdemil127 2 роки тому +2

    Oh God, lol. "If I am gonna put on that shirt, I need to be sure you're gonna show up.." haha this is me, I have to be sure there are going to be results, consequences or an impact or something, and that the results will be achieved in the most possibly efficient way.
    I can't just do stuff, I need them to be a means to an end. I can't just go out for a walk, I need a destination, an errand to run or something like that, lol. 😂 And here I was thinking I was leaning more on the lines of infp
    Gosh. Your work is ground-breaking but I just can't wrap my mind around it. I am pretty intelligent, actually, but when it comes to figuring this out, especially figuring my type, I am really slow. I won't be able identify my type in a million years. 🤦
    Thanks anyways for this amazingly interesting line of work.
    💚
    (A haha.. I also get angry at people for using more words than necessary to convey their point when they're talking, or repeating themselves. 🤦 It just gets me so tired.
    Does that happen to anybody else or is it just me, the lil' monster? 😅)

  • @LilacSnowBun
    @LilacSnowBun 2 роки тому +3

    I’m being seriously tested with not being able to control a thing in a somewhat difficult situation I’m in. It’s been difficult, like a trust fall! But at least I know I can do it (when forced to?) XD Thanks for the reminder that we suck! 😂🌷

  • @saadhananagaraj2548
    @saadhananagaraj2548 2 роки тому +8

    I wish I could stop doing Ni all the time... or whatever my real savior function is. I don't even know at this point. Why is finding your savior functions so hard? And then I'm going to have to face my demons too.

    • @broadbandtogod
      @broadbandtogod 2 роки тому +3

      The ENTJ is very easy to start with in order to recognize and understand the relation between Te-Fi.
      Demon Fi is basically low self esteem, or self doubt. Imagine an engine that is really small, and cannot tolerate much pressure or work. Low Fi engine then, requires compensation.
      In order to counter this low self doubt or self worth, is the exact opposite.
      It is *Extraverted* energy, not introverted. And, it is *Thinking* not Feeling. Ergo, Te
      In other words, an ENTJ must complete a broad spectrum of tasks in order to tell his/her Fi, that: "now that you've *DONE* all of these things, you are worthy and can relax."
      Temperament also follows this relationship, as do fears, "quotes to live by" like religion or philosophies, and tolerance and patience towards people and mistakes.
      The Ni-Se compensation pattern is harder to detect and is not at all as self evident.
      The only way I've been able to really understand it, is to write. I've written down everything I like as an INFJ, and everything I hate, and looking for patterns in the light of past experiences.
      A part of that list could be:
      I like the idea of being a sniper in the military, they can get to the enemy because of range and stealth, but is hard to get for the enemy
      I like to go to the foundation of things, so I cannot get manipulated or tricked when things get complicated or unclear
      I like this superhero because of X reasons (often looking for Ni reasons, whatever that is in _your_ eyes)
      I like to be able to choose and not get stuck in reality, where reality can put preassure on me I did not choose (situations, people, gatherings, demands etc.)
      The most Ni thing I've come to realize about myself, is really the sense of being able "to be in or out" at my own choise.
      Can you choose to leave, or do you feel forced to show up? Distance. Preparedness. Not being dependent. That is the *core*, to every motivation I have as an Ni Saviour.
      Bad economy? I am prepared, so I don't have to suffer. Oh, you aren't? Good luck then...
      Betrayal? Ok it hurts, but I can leave and never come back because I don't have to be stuck in X situation (Boss, co-workers, partner etc.)
      Transportation issues? Yeah, thought of that too, no problem
      Other people in need? Mm, prepared for that too
      When you play a game, do you research about it before? When at work, do you want to be prepared, or be in the thick of it with screaming people and workorders that take too long because no one thought it through? Do you enjoy sporadit visits at home when you haven't cleaned or are running around minding your own stuff, or wish it was planned?
      Phonecalls and texts and emails, loud noises "at the wrong time"...
      These are some things that describes the Demon Se poking at Saviour Ni
      Write if you agree/disagree
      Peace

    • @oOneszaOo
      @oOneszaOo 2 роки тому

      struggling to see your savior function = probably savior feminine Ne

    • @leumas8688
      @leumas8688 2 роки тому

      @@broadbandtogod Well, I'm quite sure that I'm an INTJ, and I read in your text a lot of behaviors similar to mine

  • @LandofOzOfficial
    @LandofOzOfficial 2 роки тому +13

    Hey I'm curious if y'all are tracking left or right handedness in your typing process? If so, what have been the findings so far, and if not, why not?

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 2 роки тому +3

      Ooooo this is a good question :))

    • @LandofOzOfficial
      @LandofOzOfficial 2 роки тому +4

      @@sophiaredwood5825 ikr? I'm super curious to see if there are any repetitions in any particular types!

    • @lisaia7877
      @lisaia7877 2 роки тому +1

      86% of depressed people walk starting with their left foot first.

    • @lisaia7877
      @lisaia7877 2 роки тому +1

      Majority of dumshts can’t decide which foot to put first so they choose both so neither leg feels the other is getting favoritism.

    • @mikhailvasiliev6275
      @mikhailvasiliev6275 2 роки тому +3

      Is this some new age left/right-brain crap?

  • @talorix
    @talorix 2 роки тому +4

    KANYE IS AN INTJ, W T F, people this cannot be real, come on, no

    • @talorix
      @talorix 2 роки тому +3

      I might be losing my mind, but they do have something over here... He is a blaster for sure

  • @johnniedilangcruz9287
    @johnniedilangcruz9287 2 роки тому +11

    I have long sealed my fate as an Ni/Fi - to die alone.
    It's the fate of the Ni user.
    My Fi won't budge with the conventional mind of the tribe & the meager desire for 'belongingness'
    I am not alone. I've learned to live to get just enough confirmation that I am human like everybody else.
    I don't need a woman to tell me what my value is.
    Ni transcends the Ti-Fe or Fi-Te struggles.
    I can only wait for momentary snippets of that life beyond.
    I'm Christian.
    Thank you.
    That's all.

    • @TooBizarreJulian
      @TooBizarreJulian 2 роки тому +2

      whatever floats your boat my brother. i am there too. but keep in mind that everything is a defense mechanism.

    • @johnniedilangcruz9287
      @johnniedilangcruz9287 2 роки тому +1

      @@TooBizarreJulian "everything is a defense mechanism" - clever. Well then, I should not be defending myself. Question: if I choose not to defend myself, is that still a "defense mechanism" or is that "will"? Just musing. 😎

    • @TooBizarreJulian
      @TooBizarreJulian 2 роки тому +4

      @@johnniedilangcruz9287 well the mechanism is there to defend you, you can use it conscious or unconscious, it doesnt matter. it isnt good or bad, is just good to be aware of it. and generally of your personal narrative

    • @tylernelson9039
      @tylernelson9039 2 роки тому +1

      Have always had a similar mindset myself, but always felt aware about why I think that way, and summed it up to be a defense mechanism.
      My brain seem to rationalize things in ways that honestly force me to believe in my own personal narratives, and when it’s hard to argue against that very narrative I set onto myself, I rationalize that it must be the correct mindset.
      When it comes to experiences in life it can usually be an asset, but when it comes to how I should change or think or develop usually it’s easier to boil it down to “well, I know myself better than anyone so I should just accept it.”
      Been starting to think it may be something like Ne - Nemesis denying other possible mindsets. The question is, for what purpose? Maybe because it’s challenging me to change my fixed vision of an ideal future. I’m just mad I can’t easily do that, so better to just accept my fate.
      I’m not very religious myself, but the strength of our will is enormous. More often than not I wonder that if I could “beat” that nemesis, then everything else would fall into place because the best opposition against me is myself. As if I’d finally have that true inner strength I crave.
      Just my own food for thought. Always like to self reflect to help wake me up in the morning, so figured I’d give the ramble here.

    • @johnniedilangcruz9287
      @johnniedilangcruz9287 2 роки тому +1

      @@tylernelson9039 Shadow work on Ne Nemesis can prove useful though. The Ne-Si dichotomy is a bottom-up approach in perceiving reality & is more forgiving in
      branching out to many N-possibilities becoz the N is external, it's also more representative of the group rather than my own N connections. Ni-Se however takes the reverse top-down approach hence it tends to stick on universals & absolutes in viewing & explaining reality & is personal. Ni is more demanding over Ne in terms of constricting our views w/c is indeed taxing on us Ni doms especially with relationships so I'd rather rid myself of that drama. I mean we can't really complain can't we. We're good in seeing meaning in our own little world but it's hard to Externalize that N as it seems to be especially catered only for us Ni user to see. Nah, just felt like Blasting. It's nice reading comments well thought out.

  • @annatigreat2050
    @annatigreat2050 2 роки тому +2

    Well there's one thing for sure: I definitely don't have Ni😂 I had absolutely no idea of what he was talking about, like who tf cares about efficiency that much, I (yeah ENFP) want something original! I've learned that there are a lot of things to consider before actually having something amazing but it definitely pays off and satisfies my first function

  • @milesgetter4690
    @milesgetter4690 2 роки тому +6

    Wait Kanye is an INTJ??? So I might be one too haha :D

    • @boogieap3617
      @boogieap3617 2 роки тому +1

      Either that or enfp, that’s what I always assumed him to be. Watch his recent drunk champs interview and decipher whether you’re seeing dominant Ni (intj) or Dominant Ne (enfp) . ..nore brings the real Kanye out that he doesn’t often show to interviewers. As an intj I do see that being something we would do almost as if putting up a mask. But the thing is if you let him go long enough the Mask will almost ALWAYS be unveiled. Possibly infj unconcious seeping out because he’s enfp??? He gets real personal too. It doesn’t come off very intj like how personal and Fi motivated his claims come off.

  • @tahah.babikir7698
    @tahah.babikir7698 2 роки тому +5

    All the intuitive types are equal actually…

  • @kyunhwoarang
    @kyunhwoarang 2 роки тому +4

    Ni still have its uses. Thought it is problematic when it's wrong. Cause expectations attached to it. Maybe having a flexibility means don't use NI at all. So, flexibility equal SE, or not planning at all?
    Or maybe we should use SI we don't have?

    • @trevorfrayne6418
      @trevorfrayne6418 2 роки тому +1

      Every cognitive function has its pros and cons.

  • @catestony
    @catestony 2 роки тому

    “It’s like two trains fighting each other.”

  • @craigmiller1870
    @craigmiller1870 Рік тому

    Just signing it and not caring is way more efficient. Metaphorically speaking. Life imitates art. Art initiates life. Imitates art, that sounds kinda hard.

  • @zeelexorbzsche9673
    @zeelexorbzsche9673 2 роки тому +1

    Ok. I do think this video is a step up from previous ones on yt, so keep this up.

  • @edwartvonfectonia4362
    @edwartvonfectonia4362 2 роки тому

    RIGHT on point. You got me, now what? What do you want from me?

  • @objective_psychology
    @objective_psychology 2 роки тому +3

    I love how this is the first one they upload after UA-cam's dislike removal was completed.

  • @deuteronomy3162
    @deuteronomy3162 10 місяців тому

    Brilliant!

  • @actazrath5878
    @actazrath5878 8 місяців тому

    Way to go dave.

  • @simeonlindsay5166
    @simeonlindsay5166 2 роки тому +11

    I wont believe this video, INTJ is actually the decisive mastermind that plays real life chess and can outplay and manipulate every single MBTI type. We are untouchable.

    • @rosabscura
      @rosabscura 2 роки тому +14

      The fact that you seriously think you’re untouchable is why you fail so spectacularly. Lol

    • @loveacy3697
      @loveacy3697 2 роки тому +11

      @@rosabscura relax tiger they’re just baiting🐯🐅

    • @joyandpeacefullaughter5307
      @joyandpeacefullaughter5307 2 роки тому +2

      People like you make me nearly throw up. You just regurgitated whatever you saw on 16 personalities and personality cafe.

    • @someonerandom713
      @someonerandom713 2 роки тому +7

      @@joyandpeacefullaughter5307 It read so over the top to me that I assumed it's just trolling.

    • @SimoneEppler
      @SimoneEppler 2 роки тому +6

      @@joyandpeacefullaughter5307 I read this as a sarcastic comment.

  • @cyberneticbutterfly8506
    @cyberneticbutterfly8506 2 роки тому +2

    Investment strategy based on Dave's sucky INTJs:
    Shortsell (actually or with a market testing tool) on the assumption that those firms negotiating with INTJs will have fewer deals that get signed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @dew3968
    @dew3968 2 роки тому +1

    Someone please explain to me how the sexual modalities nomenclature relates to the sexuality of the functions. For example:
    MM Ni/Ti means Ni and Ti are both masculine? Or does it mean Oe and De are masculine? I don't get it...

    • @talorix
      @talorix 2 роки тому +1

      It means that De and sensory function are masculine or in the case you mentioned, Fe and Se are masculine
      (They never explained so this is what I gathered from people in the comments)

  • @markkorchnoy4437
    @markkorchnoy4437 Рік тому +1

    But Kanye is Ne, how is he Ni??

  • @francoisnoir10x
    @francoisnoir10x 2 роки тому

    What is in this case the difference with ENTP? We do the same but joke about it and don't finish anything?

  • @johansmuts420
    @johansmuts420 2 роки тому +1

    How many INTJs do you people know? For a 2 in 100 type you generalise as if you've met hundreds of INTJs. I suspect you know 1 or 2 and just blah- blah on as if all INTJs are like that. Your analysis is too subjective to be useful.

  • @psychicspy
    @psychicspy Рік тому

    If you don't see the big picture you won't understand.

  • @N0URii
    @N0URii 2 роки тому

    Ikr intj here , i think istp is more useful people, maybe estj in the number 2

  • @entropyfun
    @entropyfun 2 роки тому +4

    Larry David ENTP

  • @hunpo1
    @hunpo1 2 роки тому +5

    It's beyond tedious to listen to this channel get Ni wrong so badly. In what world are INTJs 'afraid to commit' (judge) something? Actual planners know that planning isn't a one-time thing, it's an ever-evolving process that always incorporates the sensory. That's why, while you're 'just doing your job,' the person with the plan is managing you.

  • @nadal4488
    @nadal4488 2 роки тому

    That ending tho

  • @HexagonSun990
    @HexagonSun990 2 роки тому

    Ajdhjahskaj wait a minute... Kanye is an INTJ...and so is mark dice??

  • @EthanExists
    @EthanExists 2 роки тому

    They're saying that shit when they're probably fucking esfps and rely on us intjs

  • @rajunaidu7751
    @rajunaidu7751 2 роки тому

    Jay Z is also an INTJ 😁

  • @Tyinkzz
    @Tyinkzz 2 роки тому

    do zodiacs and mbti .,

  • @bed7610
    @bed7610 2 роки тому

    Larry David is INTP.

  • @getreadywithmemamma6973
    @getreadywithmemamma6973 Рік тому

    Yep 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and the exxps know it

  • @worldwidehappiness
    @worldwidehappiness 2 роки тому +3

    I don't think they have pinned down S vs N. First they say Ni likes the known, now they say Ni thinks the known is obsolete and that Ni is always looking for a better way.

  • @coolcool2901
    @coolcool2901 2 роки тому

    Wait isn't Dave an INTJ? Why is he calling himself a loser? D

    • @jayce0015
      @jayce0015 Місяць тому

      Because he might be LOL his system sucks

  • @whocares3337
    @whocares3337 2 роки тому +2

    this is not even remotely funny.... fuck my life :D hahah

  • @faytwind3913
    @faytwind3913 2 роки тому +4

    Everyone in the photo are not IJ. Such terrible typing

  • @eagleeyemind4800
    @eagleeyemind4800 2 роки тому

    Lol dang! Shan is so harsh

  • @WellWisdom.
    @WellWisdom. 2 роки тому +4

    I disagree.

  • @amralaa6404
    @amralaa6404 2 роки тому +3

    You guys are so desperate for views so u decided to make fun of how INTJs mind work to get some xD 🤣