Can You Jerk Off at Boot Camp?

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  • @claytonfilpo
    @claytonfilpo  8 років тому +133

    Uncomfortable topic... Sound off in the comments. If this was helpful, please LIKE and SUBSCRIBE!
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    • @REAlREAction
      @REAlREAction 8 років тому

      Jerking off in boot camp is as easy as it is eating peanut butter in your bed at night at boot camp.

    • @airborne1235
      @airborne1235 8 років тому

      ClaytonFilpo wtf who requested this

    • @drewschiefelbein5471
      @drewschiefelbein5471 8 років тому +1

      ClaytonFilpo more good tips man. keep giving them out I'm gonna keep listening.

    • @HL-dm7ee
      @HL-dm7ee 8 років тому +1

      ClaytonFilpo you're doing the seven man live stream !! Truck yeah

    • @lukefrombk
      @lukefrombk 8 років тому +2

      ClaytonFilpo Why did I click on this lol

  • @LtDunkin
    @LtDunkin 8 років тому +316

    I wonder if a Drill Sergeant ever looked down at someone with a morning wood and said "ARE YOU EXCITED FOR PT BOY"

  • @reggiejones8118
    @reggiejones8118 8 років тому +247

    I could only imagine what was on his mind when he got caught stroking the string Bean by his drill instructor

  • @johncarpenter3502
    @johncarpenter3502 8 років тому +74

    I cannot tell a lie. I did it on fire watch at the rifle range, Parris Island, summer 1976. And I wound up being the Honor Man at graduation. Just don't get caught.

    • @hoytraptor
      @hoytraptor 5 років тому +9

      John Carpenter Legend!

  • @ARCHIEzzle
    @ARCHIEzzle 8 років тому +203

    Very interesting topic lol. Just don't let drill catch you...

    • @claytonfilpo
      @claytonfilpo  8 років тому +24

      PAINFUL to talk about

    • @daltonpowell802
      @daltonpowell802 8 років тому

      ARCHIEzzle cool didn't think I'd find a random comment from a youtuber here :)

    • @daddy7686
      @daddy7686 5 років тому

      ARCHIEzzle and if he catches you, once in a blue moon he’ll say “you need a hand pal?”

    • @isaacaversano7221
      @isaacaversano7221 5 років тому +3

      I thought you guys do it in groups

    • @veganandatheist
      @veganandatheist 5 років тому +1

      @@daddy7686 lmfao bruh xD

  • @incarnate9914
    @incarnate9914 8 років тому +61

    choking the chicken, flicking the bean. first time I heard those.

    • @starthecosmoqueen493
      @starthecosmoqueen493 8 років тому +3

      Sauron same but only flicking the bean i heard of chocking the chicken

  • @1989TS..
    @1989TS.. 8 років тому +112

    NOOO!!! I'll be surrounded by men 24/7 helllllll no.

    • @Ayosinnn
      @Ayosinnn 6 років тому +2

      smoke hazard I need my my space lol

    • @JohnStockton7459
      @JohnStockton7459 6 років тому +2

      I wont be when i go to parris island this summer thanks to the change integrating men and women in training woot wooottt

    • @hxacalifornia2286
      @hxacalifornia2286 5 років тому +3

      But your imagination won't when it's time to beat it.

    • @mxslick50
      @mxslick50 Рік тому +1

      @1989TS Insecure about your own sexuality much?

    • @mxslick50
      @mxslick50 Рік тому

      @@JohnStockton7459 Doesn't mean that you still won't be staying in a squad bay full of men...

  • @davechristensen8299
    @davechristensen8299 3 роки тому +16

    The told us that we could do it. It's natural and hard to avoid. No one could be blackmailed for doing it. They suggested that the best place was the gang showers. But none us in our unit did it. It is true that they keep you so stressed that you don't get a chance to think about it. Towards the end of boot camp there is less stress and more time. I talked with guys in other units and they all did it in the showers at the same time.
    We had no privacy. I don't think anyone was embarrassed about anything. Not embarrassed about morning wood. In fact, be proud of it! I think the speaker, and the younger generation has too many hang-ups.

  • @wutangklan5084
    @wutangklan5084 8 років тому +70

    the guy in he bunk beside me had morning wood very often... it became a usual thing, and no one made a big deal out of it after a while.

    • @muddycatfish5396
      @muddycatfish5396 8 років тому +16

      WatermeIown "Often?" You're telling me that there are men who don't get morning wood every time they wake up?

    • @jtnoodle
      @jtnoodle 8 років тому +1

      yes, there are, skippy.

    • @wutangklan5084
      @wutangklan5084 8 років тому +5

      MuddyCatfish um, there definitely are people who wake up soft. especially when you don't see women for 3 months.

    • @salvadormartinez2469
      @salvadormartinez2469 8 років тому +18

      WatermeIown sometimes you can wake up soft but get hard after a few minutes of being awake.

    • @kashimkalinin2524
      @kashimkalinin2524 7 років тому

      Salvador Martinez yeah that happens

  • @dwkvideos
    @dwkvideos 8 років тому +120

    I saw the tittle in my sub box and I just started fucking laughing lmfao

    • @claytonfilpo
      @claytonfilpo  8 років тому +35

      I was like "damnit. Ugh, ok let's talk about it."

    • @charlievance4004
      @charlievance4004 7 років тому

      DwkVideos same bro 😂😂😂😂

  • @Pepe-ts9ec
    @Pepe-ts9ec 8 років тому +68

    There is ALWAYS a way. Up dog it. Tuck the head behind the waistband. Also, a tip to get rid of one is to flex different muscles as hard as you can, get your body to redistribute the blood.

    • @combatsportsaddict2334
      @combatsportsaddict2334 8 років тому +10

      wow that flexing thing really works thx

    • @Pepe-ts9ec
      @Pepe-ts9ec 8 років тому +15

      Christian Guerrero No problem! Men should stick out for each other! The flexing trick really helps out during presentations and stuff like that.

    • @corrado9683
      @corrado9683 3 роки тому +2

      @@combatsportsaddict2334 nothing could get rid of mine. Sometimes it’s hard for like a half hour

    • @DarthTalon66
      @DarthTalon66 Рік тому

      @@corrado9683😂😂😂😂

  • @Mr.Kaamit
    @Mr.Kaamit 8 років тому +44

    These are the real questions.

  • @stagger9660
    @stagger9660 8 років тому +65

    they dont fuck around.

  • @mr.lapoon5215
    @mr.lapoon5215 8 років тому +194

    Do you get yelled at for morning wood 😂

    • @ggrreegg84
      @ggrreegg84 8 років тому +126

      Being woken up in the loudest manner possible with instructors screaming at you in their really f'd mean voice drives the wood right out of you. Think of the grandma method of getting rid of wood and then multiply that effect by 40. If you still have wood afterwards, go see a doctor.

    • @facelessman9224
      @facelessman9224 8 років тому +61

      They'll just make fun of you.

    • @TheChuy411
      @TheChuy411 8 років тому +40

      StonytheGreat1 You do know morning wood is healthy

    • @sofiabircop6763
      @sofiabircop6763 7 років тому +24

      Chuy Gonzalez it's not just healthy , it's natural. It's something you don't have control over. During sleep Your brain is relaxed and don't produce hormones to suppress the boner, so you'll wake up with morning wood.

    • @biancadadrummer5943
      @biancadadrummer5943 7 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @its4amandintired
    @its4amandintired 7 років тому +9

    Was n Australian Army. Was so stressed it took me a full month to even remember that I hadn't done it in a while. After that it was a once a day affair while everyone else was in class. Nothing better than to know your being paid to have a wank, and civilians will be shaking that same hand & thanking you for your service in the near future.

  • @Mockturtlesoup1
    @Mockturtlesoup1 8 років тому +45

    God damn, can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to get kicked out of boot camp for that? especially for being a "repeat offender"? how the hell do you break that news to your family? especially if you have a strong military tradition in your family.well grandma, what happened was..."

  • @CelticXAngel88
    @CelticXAngel88 7 років тому +5

    Don't even care about the topic, I just enjoy looking at him.

  • @TheyCallMeD
    @TheyCallMeD 8 років тому +50

    How could you even get at boner a boot camp? That was the last thing on my mind when i was a parris island.

    • @reijiminato8762
      @reijiminato8762 6 років тому +2

      Exactly, since WM camps were situated directly across the male side of the Island

  • @jesusskills
    @jesusskills 8 років тому +23

    I'm 29 years old and I'm talking to a recruiter now lol. If I get the all clear from him, it'll give me 5 months to get into shape and sign the dotted line. I'm gonna feel like an old man compared to everyone else ha

    • @robertanaya1
      @robertanaya1 8 років тому +3

      Nickolas Bruh go for it bro I went too boot with a guy that was 32 out SDI called him the grand old man of MCRD

    • @mattnorthernmn2803
      @mattnorthernmn2803 8 років тому +5

      Nickolas Bruh I was 27 when I graduated MCRD I think being older really helped me out and also the younger guys look to you for guidance and advice, go for it man and good luck. Semper Fi devil pup

    • @phildeguzman6239
      @phildeguzman6239 4 роки тому

      hey man, what happened to you now? any updates?

  • @DonWick_Actual
    @DonWick_Actual Рік тому +7

    My friend is a Marine and shared with me a story from bootcamp. His DI was poking the ceiling tiles looking for contraband when suddenly a crusty sock fell on his face. The other DIs could barely keep themselves together and went into their rooms to breakout laughing. The urge to fap is real in the corps.

  • @Bank_Da_Bread
    @Bank_Da_Bread 8 років тому +17

    I heard of a story whereby during reveille a recruit was standing at attention with a hard on. His Drill instructor looked at him, took off his Campaign Cover, put his cover on the erection and then walked away

  • @aj-ke5qg
    @aj-ke5qg 8 років тому +53

    What happens if you get a wet dream? Getting up must be weird.

    • @delskif1425
      @delskif1425 8 років тому +9

      Spikey Saurus yeah no kidding

    • @delskif1425
      @delskif1425 8 років тому +6

      Spikey Saurus it happens when your stuff is filled

    • @jovannibaeza191
      @jovannibaeza191 8 років тому +4

      then your whitie tities have a discoloration that may go unnoticed, depending how long ago it happened. just change next time you can (most likely after pt) and do laundry asap

    • @edwingiron09
      @edwingiron09 8 років тому +4

      Spikey Saurus it happens

    • @patluvsvettes
      @patluvsvettes 7 років тому

      I always slept in my BDU's or PT uniform.

  •  8 років тому +5

    I went to job corps and it was against policy to do the hand. I think they called it something like 'you are currently a government property and that is unsanitary and damage to government property'. I don't remember exactly but something like that. and ya I know job corps isn't military but it relates as being government property and living in dorms with set rules.

  • @frenchy25aa24
    @frenchy25aa24 8 років тому +16

    i will admit i did think about that, but its all mind over matter. but the morning woody is probably gonna be the most awkward

  • @Danlight1911
    @Danlight1911 8 років тому +6

    Went through Army basic and my drill sergeant basically told us "Just don't do it in your racks. Keep it in the stalls."

  • @Mindraker1
    @Mindraker1 8 років тому +14

    "No stalls in the bathroom" is false; that's specific only to Marine Corps. I was in the Army at Fort Leonard Wood and there were stalls.

    • @SuttonJ187
      @SuttonJ187 8 років тому

      yes I was also at Leonard Wood and Echo 3-10 had stalls.

    • @bigericjumps
      @bigericjumps 8 років тому +1

      In1989 USAF Lackland AFB, TX. 3703rd BMTS had no stalls, just a line of 10 or 12 toilets in a row. Same with urinals. Showers were one large open room.

  • @troykemp5329
    @troykemp5329 8 років тому +54

    When you get home your gonna need a barrel after 3 months of not doing it XD

  • @jonathancabanas5130
    @jonathancabanas5130 8 років тому +4

    Am I the only one that has never heard of the term "Flicking the bean"? 😂😂

  • @chrisreyez1993
    @chrisreyez1993 8 років тому +46

    Never thought you would speak on such a topic lmao I'm more concerned about the morning wood. ☹️

    • @facelessman9224
      @facelessman9224 8 років тому +8

      Don't worry about it. The Drill Instructor will make fun of you, embarrass you, and then life will go on.

    • @kashimkalinin2524
      @kashimkalinin2524 7 років тому +1

      Chris Reyez got agree on that one, literally have it everyday

    • @TheSpooty123
      @TheSpooty123 7 років тому +1

      When I was in boot camp, I never once noticed no mornin wood. Course cause I’m a female, but how many females will be lookin for that in such a stressful environment. Unless she a hoe, females are mostly blind to it 👍

    • @corrado9683
      @corrado9683 3 роки тому +1

      @@kashimkalinin2524 same bro can’t help it

  • @metroform6047
    @metroform6047 7 років тому +9

    When I went through my training, it was an achievement, not an embarrassing thing. They key was not to get caught.

  • @behindyou6427
    @behindyou6427 4 роки тому +2

    Short answer NO
    If you do make sure you don’t get caught
    If you get caught you are fucking screwed not so much if it’s one of your fellow Marines but if you get caught by a sergeant you’re done for

  • @alfatazer_8991
    @alfatazer_8991 8 років тому +13

    Question. Are Drill Instructors equipped with black lights when they do routine inspections? I'd imagine the Barracks might look like a Jackson Pollock piece if they did:D

    • @hikingbird42
      @hikingbird42 8 років тому

      usaid alfatih took that one from guardians of the galaxy didn't you mate?

    • @alfatazer_8991
      @alfatazer_8991 8 років тому

      hikingbird42 Ayyy

  • @shadysteve6579
    @shadysteve6579 4 роки тому +2

    Now we're asking the real questions

  • @ManDingo612
    @ManDingo612 7 років тому +1

    I couldn't even pitch a tent at Boot Camp

  • @fuesha
    @fuesha Рік тому +2

    Those chow hall ladies in there 50s start Looking pretty good after 3 months

    • @markfox5349
      @markfox5349 Рік тому

      so do some of the other guys, especially in the showers.

  • @DRyan-mx5jj
    @DRyan-mx5jj 7 років тому +3

    Get your battle buddy to give you a reach-around lol

  • @daddyalbert61
    @daddyalbert61 6 років тому +1

    My parents are sending me to boot camp. That story you told me is a night mare.

  • @genxmurse7019
    @genxmurse7019 7 років тому +2

    I was too scared to even pop a wood in boot camp, let alone even think about it.

  • @JKoontz347
    @JKoontz347 8 років тому +101

    I leave Monday the 5th for Parris Island. Hopefully this won't cross my mind 😬

  • @29_lets_go
    @29_lets_go 7 років тому +2

    When they start yelling "x minutes to lights" wake up. Don't go back to sleep. Wake up, brush your eyes, get rid of your morning wood, and get on line a little more awake and prepared.

  • @thomasgoree7976
    @thomasgoree7976 Рік тому +4

    OMG 😮I'd hate to be on the receiving end of that marine who hasn't had any "release" in 3 or 4 months 😂😂

  • @mikeschram2058
    @mikeschram2058 8 років тому +7

    he's right, nine times out of ten you won't even think about it. For number ten, just be discrete. I can't say I have ever heard of someone being disciplined for it. That would be fucking embarassing.

  • @toastofdoom610
    @toastofdoom610 7 років тому +3

    I remember when I went though Navy Boot Camp a few months ago, the Chaplain came in and talked to our division and said "You WILL not masturbate while in boot camp". TBH, my division never really talked about it because we were always so busy, by the time we hit our racks we were too exhausted to think about masturbating, but we talked to other divisions and they would basically just keep it on the down-low. Like they would put something on the outside of their rack to show they want a bit of privacy and not to talk to them, or they took a stall in the head and made that the official "Fapping stall" where they would take care of business. I honestly didn't really ever bother too because I just never felt the desire too, there's a lot of stress and it never really crossed my mind.

  • @Kylekanzler
    @Kylekanzler 8 років тому +1

    "i dont think you have any idea on how fast i really am. im fast as fuck boiii"

  • @douglaswilliams6834
    @douglaswilliams6834 8 років тому +5

    LOL! I couldn't even take a shit my first five days at basic. Ah, the memories.

  • @shaunuchiha4502
    @shaunuchiha4502 7 років тому +2

    That one smartass recruit asking the instructer for 10mins to make his morning wood go down😂😂😂😂

  • @looseunit1615
    @looseunit1615 8 років тому

    Flicking the bean. LMFAO. I never heard that before and is now in my vocab.

  • @josephloredo3059
    @josephloredo3059 7 років тому +1

    imagine getting in trouble for having morning wood.

  • @muffinsman14
    @muffinsman14 8 років тому +1

    I can only imagine being in deep thought in the stall and seeing a round hat look at your chicken at 3AM. The absolute horror.

  • @sneakyzeke56
    @sneakyzeke56 8 років тому +5

    Baloney! I managed and didn't get caught... no biggie! It kept me calm and focused. We were encougared to spank our monkies at Edsen Rifle Range to steady our aim and improve our scores. 232 out of 250, sharpshooter! 1st Recruit Training Battalion, MCRD, San Diego, 1976. Yeah, I'm a wanker, so what!

    • @Christian_Ada1
      @Christian_Ada1 Рік тому +1

      It's actually not healthy to not masturbate. Ask any doctor he will tell you at least once a day to best off it's for prostate health
      I bottomed a few times for a friend of mine who went to the military before he met his wife he was a bit too rough with me at times because military makes you aggressive but I had feelings for him so I didn't complain

  • @soster2909
    @soster2909 5 років тому +5

    I can't go a day and a half how could i go 3 months

  • @Atv821
    @Atv821 7 років тому +2

    For anyone wondering, the famous "Peanut Butter" shot, is simply penicillin, not boner killer -went 6 years ago and just learned that today haha. -2nd Btn, Fox Co June 2011

  • @jakelee6546
    @jakelee6546 8 років тому +5

    wrestle the one eyed cyclops

  • @williamrenfro5406
    @williamrenfro5406 8 років тому +7

    Clayton, Archie, drip, Kyle, and JT Q&A

  • @cozyapustaja8249
    @cozyapustaja8249 5 років тому +2

    Man you really do have a video for everything

  • @subicstationditosailor4053
    @subicstationditosailor4053 4 роки тому +2

    At Great Lakes I think we had 6 shitter stalls in the head but we were only allowed to use 5. The 6th was incase you had blue balls. Not once did that stall get opened.

  • @ShiverPike
    @ShiverPike 7 років тому +1

    Not going to boot camp, get this out of my recommended!

  • @dylanbourgard3605
    @dylanbourgard3605 7 років тому +2

    I would just like to personally thank you for that thumbnail

    • @claytonfilpo
      @claytonfilpo  7 років тому

      My friend actually took the photo (he's an Air Force photographer).... It was too good not to use for the thumbnail

  • @Tribal_Soldier
    @Tribal_Soldier 7 років тому

    out of all the military videos I've been looking and this comes up as my recommended.

  • @brandonbp122
    @brandonbp122 8 років тому +5

    If you have ANY sexual desire while at bootcamp, then that shit's too easy. In 13 weeks I had absolutely no desire to whack. And this was when I was 17. People swear there's no salt petre in the food as the wive's tale goes. It's just a tremendous amount of stress. If you're whacking at boot, then you're at some weakass training.

  • @DavidSmith-hy1ju
    @DavidSmith-hy1ju 8 років тому +5

    "head on"😂

  • @md-oz8te
    @md-oz8te 3 роки тому +3

    Wait there’s no stalls? Everyone gonna see me sh!ting and pissing😐😂

  • @mr.k4311
    @mr.k4311 8 років тому +5

    I guess I'm the only freak here cause I am not weirded out one bit. Like I'm a teen that strokes my shlong everyday and now I can't do it in boot camp? Fuck my life, I really don't know how I'm going to survive it in the future.

    • @markfox5349
      @markfox5349 Рік тому

      depends on where you are stationed. I did it almost every night, don't ask, don't tell

  • @KingUnity22
    @KingUnity22 6 років тому +1

    Yep. Morning wood is a bitch at boot. Drill Instructor asked me about it and i just said "This recruit had a good dream sir." Everyone laughed. I think I saw the Senior crack a smile too.

    • @claytonfilpo
      @claytonfilpo  6 років тому

      yo you game bro? Drop by our live stream sometime. weeknights at 9 pm est

  • @johngate4715
    @johngate4715 7 років тому +2

    the most reason more than anything should be the fact that YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY OTHER GUYS!!!

    • @TomLloyd-18
      @TomLloyd-18 4 роки тому +1

      yeah . . OTHER GUYS who have the same equipment and the same natural needs. Makes it even more normal .

  • @ufo69691
    @ufo69691 8 років тому +2

    this video should be titled a"Should you..." not "could you"

  • @neverbackdown772
    @neverbackdown772 8 років тому +2

    I wasn't even thinking about getting morning wood until you mentioned it damnit lol. Do you have a video going over MEPS or a video similar?

    • @ggrreegg84
      @ggrreegg84 8 років тому +4

      MEPs is honestly nothing to worry about. Just be truthful, follow directions, and don't get impatient. Patience is the key to taking the ASVAB. A good GT score is the difference between Military Intelligence or Laundry Tech. I scored a 99 on my GT. That may sound good, but it kind of sucks. I retook the ASVAB after getting to my unit and only missed 4 questions. Why? Because when I was at MEPs, I started it and an hour later I wasn't even half done. I just started clicking answers to be done with it. MEPs is really boring, but it determines your military career. Take your time and make the most of it.

  • @azikkii
    @azikkii 7 років тому +3

    I swear that one of those pills they give you in receiving is supposed to kill your libido for close to 90 days. Most of our platoon, at least the ones I talked to, never even got an urge. You are so busy, tired and around dudes all the time, I don't know how you would ever get the urge.

  • @SprocketTG
    @SprocketTG 8 років тому +4

    what part of youtube have I gotten into...

  • @therealdonaldtrump7923
    @therealdonaldtrump7923 8 років тому +37

    I cant go one day without beatin of ;-;

    • @osurac1880
      @osurac1880 8 років тому

      Arh, it's a type of sperm.

    • @andrewfennell5980
      @andrewfennell5980 8 років тому +2

      Yes you can. Once you're out, it'll be alot easier, too.

    • @AzureKite191
      @AzureKite191 2 місяці тому

      What’s wrong with you?

  • @nonactiveaccount6800
    @nonactiveaccount6800 7 років тому +2

    At the end he says " leave a like if you. Enjoyed. This"
    Lmfao. There was no way in hell my mind could take that pat seriously. Still a good vid

  • @detectivepikachu3161
    @detectivepikachu3161 2 роки тому

    its the least of your worries while you're there

  • @cribz12345678
    @cribz12345678 8 років тому +2

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  • @welfarecrusader6855
    @welfarecrusader6855 8 років тому +17

    The most important question of all

  • @rickm9001
    @rickm9001 8 років тому +5

    Hahaha I asked my friend this same question. he basically told me that in his case, he was just too tired at the end of the day to even think about snapping one off

  • @cartrice2010
    @cartrice2010 8 років тому +3

    This would be the last thing on my mind at boot camp 😂

  • @strumminandwrenchin9162
    @strumminandwrenchin9162 Рік тому

    I'm going to Air Force BMT next year and I contemplate on stroking the John Boy the night before graduation to just LET IT ALL OUT! LOL

  • @wilsonblauheuer6544
    @wilsonblauheuer6544 8 років тому +26

    Yes you can. The medics even organize circle jerks for the boots.

    • @delskif1425
      @delskif1425 8 років тому

      wilson blauheuer what does that mean?

    • @fcsdps6593
      @fcsdps6593 8 років тому +14

      only in the Navy lmao

    • @Zay_WVTTZ
      @Zay_WVTTZ 7 років тому +2

      Is there a women in the middle if not am not in the circle

  • @rileypart1
    @rileypart1 8 років тому +13

    Who that thumb pic from on this video haha 😂

    • @claytonfilpo
      @claytonfilpo  8 років тому +14

      A very unlucky dude

    • @bruh-di4ku
      @bruh-di4ku 8 років тому +1

      rileypart1 I think Gordon Ramsey.

  • @crazy-wy8xn
    @crazy-wy8xn 7 років тому +15

    in my platoon there was a recruit that jacked it just about every night you knew he was doing it because the rack he was in would squeak for about 3 minutes and suddenly stop and the duty officer came on deck and he was basically caught and he got into deep shit because of it and he was dropped wether or not he was kicked out or had to be held back until the next cycle nobody ever knew but everyone was glad because 1) it was really gross and disrespectful and 2) he was the shit bag

  • @d.h.afilmz510
    @d.h.afilmz510 7 років тому +1

    Never going to boot camp EVER

  • @leepagnini6273
    @leepagnini6273 7 років тому +2

    I don't think they would kick anyone out over this, I think they sent it up the chain of command so everyone could join in on a great laugh.

    • @tigergreg8
      @tigergreg8 Рік тому

      Exactly, I mean, if you wanted to get out, all you have to do is jackoff. That's ridiculous.

  • @boopkal4716
    @boopkal4716 3 роки тому +3

    I did it about 3 times lmao never got caught but I remember walking out and fire watch smirking at me lmao

  • @huntermiller9330
    @huntermiller9330 6 років тому +2

    making mommy proud

  • @JungleRooster11B
    @JungleRooster11B 8 років тому +10

    Get prepared to have blue balls for a couple months lol

    • @JungleRooster11B
      @JungleRooster11B 8 років тому +9

      Shit what am I talking about I'm enlisting

  • @joshuaghoul3947
    @joshuaghoul3947 8 років тому +2

    I do have one question is there a way they want you to tie you're shoes/Boot's in the military?

  • @roberthatch9143
    @roberthatch9143 8 років тому +5

    My friend was a cook at San Diego MCRD and he told me they loaded down the food with MSG monosodium gluminate which is basically salt peter to keep you from getting a hard on. I still woke up with morning wood, everyone did, it was obvious. But it went away real quick with morning hygiene , breakfast and PT.

  • @gregkis
    @gregkis 8 років тому +2

    I've always wondered about that. thanks for clearing that up for me.

  • @ldot3356
    @ldot3356 8 років тому +9

    Hey I leave for bootcamp tomorrow and I love your videos, I can't wait to graduate to see more #USMC

    • @muskymanmeat7582
      @muskymanmeat7582 7 років тому +1

      DatManFye 33 how was it

    • @nicholasdagata2922
      @nicholasdagata2922 3 роки тому +1

      How was it

    • @ldot3356
      @ldot3356 3 роки тому

      @@muskymanmeat7582 Ohhhhh shit I whole way forgot I commented this 😂. Looking back , it wasn’t that bad for me because I was in decently good shape before going. My football coaches put me through way harder workouts. #DeltaCo1008

    • @ldot3356
      @ldot3356 3 роки тому

      @@nicholasdagata2922 Ohhhhh shit I whole way forgot I commented this 😂. Looking back , it wasn’t that bad for me because I was in decently good shape before going. My football coaches put me through way harder workouts. #DeltaCo1008

  • @leocasi8168
    @leocasi8168 8 років тому +1

    I'm thankful my masturbation addiction will end on January lol

  • @asherwallace2535
    @asherwallace2535 8 років тому +1

    I honestly haven't thought about it I'm enlisting and haven't thought about that at all

    • @Token_Black_Guy
      @Token_Black_Guy 8 років тому +2

      Asher Wallace ikr that's one of the last things I thought about

  • @TheRealSammieB
    @TheRealSammieB 6 років тому +2

    Getting woke up in the manner your drill sergeant will wake you up, will rid you of the morning wood effect...butttt if it doesn't than either 1-think about random stuff that's a turnoff to you or 2-deal with the fact that you will get jokes from the drill sergeant when your at attention. It'll be cringy but it happens

  • @lorizoli
    @lorizoli 8 років тому +4

    I think they have no buisness ordering you not to do it. However... it really lowers your energy in a situation where you really need it, so you shouldn't do it out of your own self-interest.

  • @dannybaldridge3529
    @dannybaldridge3529 3 роки тому +2

    I am an Air Force veteran. When I went through at Lackland AFB in 1981 we were required to drink at least 2 glasses of water at chow. I always heard the scuttlebutt that saltpeter was added to the water to curb your sex drive. 😆

    • @mxslick50
      @mxslick50 Рік тому +1

      I call bullshit on your claim, I was there in Oct 1981 and it was never mandated to drink 2 glasses of water at chow. There was also no mention of saltpeter nor did our DIs even discuss pulling the pud.

  • @johnniebee4328
    @johnniebee4328 7 років тому +2

    AHAHAHAHAHA the thought never even crossed my mind, surrounded by dudes all the time anyway

  • @JamesBarber-p7b
    @JamesBarber-p7b Рік тому

    As you said there's a lot of stress and this is one way to release stress just make sure it's private

  • @mistergoliath8878
    @mistergoliath8878 8 років тому +3

    I honestly didnt care for the answer i just wanted to see the storys.

  • @austinfreund2043
    @austinfreund2043 7 років тому +1

    I cranked my shit at Benning every day of FTX

  • @ArcticArchonuuz567
    @ArcticArchonuuz567 8 років тому +6

    No fuckin way you actually did it(made this video) hahahahaha

    • @claytonfilpo
      @claytonfilpo  8 років тому +2

      I actually did it. I know. Ridiculous.

    • @ArcticArchonuuz567
      @ArcticArchonuuz567 8 років тому

      ClaytonFilpo i mean its good to be a man of your word i guess hahaha

  • @johngriffiths3952
    @johngriffiths3952 7 років тому +1

    The Peanut Butter shot in the ass hurt like hell but they did say they put SaltPeter in the food. Personally I tried to rub one out early in the morning one time but I couldn't get it up and I gave up. It wasn't even a real attempt it was more of a half ass try. But like you said, just to tired and sleep was more important than trying to bust. Maybe if I was promised an hour to myself I could have done it .. maybe