Yah everyone’s thinking boobies are supposed to be the same. Like every boob is different. I’ve always been insecure about my boobs because my nipples aren’t directly in the center of my boobs but turns out that’s a normal thing. Just like them being different sizes.
When you see someone you're attracted to do something that just kinda turns you off for no real reason. Like when someone you thought was super hot turns up wearing weird/ugly shoes and you suddenly see them in a different light. It's a stupid brain thing 😅
"We definitely are secure" I'm dead! If I put tap on my tah tahs you would definitely be able to tell. Slowly my boobs would get lower and lower and then slip.
Actually....there's a special tape for that. The stuff is awesome for braless days....still provides lift and security....but it's cloth so not crunchy.
I actually have two of those on hand lol. I bought them in a thrift store for dirt cheap because they looked so pretty om me and one of them was even an authentic vintage!
Hahaaa, it's soooo true! In fact, from now on - instead of sending the standard "sorry I'm running late" text, I'm just gonna send them this video instead! 😊
@@jangles8061 you might freak your date out when they see Heart and Uterus’ obsession/stalking levels… they might think that your Heart and Uterus might be similar… Or they might just like the humor of it all…
This woman has an IQ of like 3000 to be able to come up with these, I could maybe come up with one, but she is just brilliant. I've never seen anybody else do this type of content before on UA-cam. Original, and hilarious. Love it.
And now we girls can show this video to those who says "girls take to much time to get dressed up" or "girls will have a full walk-in wardrobe and still nothing to wear" I mean like it's ok for guys they can just wear casual clothes on any occasion which looks good and suit on formal ones but we girls have litrelly 100 diffrent thing for 10 diffrent occasions 😂
We have two weddings coming up and this video is me and my husband 😂😂😂 Our conversations back and forth.. overdressed? Underdressed? Dresscode? What kind of people? Fancy? Casual? Waaaahhhh
You are absolutely a genius, Hayley! I wish I had been able to watch these when I was younger - I'd have realized we ALL have these crazy emotions over absolutely everything in life. (Ain't being female, or even simply human, grand!?? ) Love you, Hayley. Happy New Year, and may 2024 be full of wonderful dates and secure boobage!
It's not about us, silly. It's them. Most guys would feel self-conscious when the girl is taller than them. It's fine If you're already taller than them, they'd probably not notice, but if you wore high heels, it will increase the gap and make him more self-conscious.
As the cowboy above said, in this case it ain't her saying him being shorter is bad but instead taking into account that if he's shorter than her then her wearing heels will broaden the height difference
I love that heart goes from holding up to wedding dress to immediately dressed in it 🤣🤣 Heart: "What about this?" *holds up dress* Her: "Is that a wedding dress?" Heart: "Yes!! 😁😊" *in wedding dress*
😂😂😂 between the free the nipple signs, and the very last part, this is been one of the funniest things I have ever looked at at four in the morning, or in general😂
I want to tell you that i watch your video at least 2 times ... Not only because i don't fully get it also i just love the synchronisation of all the parts of body parts
that DEFINITELY SECURED almost took me out 🤣
Lmao yup they have too through lots 😂
Bro I literally did this hack earlier and went out for a couple hours
Yes!
I currently deceased
😂😂
Just when you think Heart is the scary stalker, Uterus comes in with the added creep.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Oml true
*wheezing on floor*
You know that uterus just wants him for BABY-SEED!
Let's trap him by making a baby
She had me at "we should wear this so he can see our childbearing hips" 😂😂😂
I’m dead
😂😅 hilarious!!
Remembering an Indian movie where the guy proposes a girl saying exactly that .. 😂😂😂
@@gayathrikishore9078was looking for this comment😂😂😂 "animal"
"Do you want them to slip out?!"
"😃🙂" 😂
Yes!
"Sorry is that a WEDDING DRESS?!"
Heart: "YES"
Lol this is meeee
She looks great in that dress too!
Maybe a wedding dress that looks a bit casual like a white cocktail dress
The sign with "Free the Nipples" 🤣🤣🤣
My sister shouted that the other day 💀
My cousin once said “free the Titties protect the city”
That was my favourite 😂😂
@@marabanara Agreed.
Very sly indeed
She's so smart. Her depiction of emotions is genius.
"Definitely secured" straight up had me choking on my coffee, this channel is a rare gem!
lmao 😂 not the boobs being different in size 😂😂 why is this so accurate
Abigail van Loenen It’s very common.
I didn't even pick up on that!
Yah everyone’s thinking boobies are supposed to be the same. Like every boob is different. I’ve always been insecure about my boobs because my nipples aren’t directly in the center of my boobs but turns out that’s a normal thing. Just like them being different sizes.
@@KiwiKamea dw! You're very unlikely to ever find someone who's breasts are the same size it's completely normal to have em different sizes
@@Indi_Waffle_Girl which seems like a perfectly normal thought to many irl.
I could wear it with heels.
Feet: DON‘T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT😂😂
If my feet could talk, they would probably say the exact same thing haha
Same behen
Just got asked how good ur comment was and i said relatable
With my plantar fascia I cannot do heels
I love how uterus is ALWAYS just in it for the pregnancy 🤰🏽 😂
literally every single woman can relate to this and that's so wholesome 😭❤️
the only one i don't get is 'the ick' - what's that one? normally i'm on point lol
Like embarrassment or disgust in inside out
When you see someone you're attracted to do something that just kinda turns you off for no real reason. Like when someone you thought was super hot turns up wearing weird/ugly shoes and you suddenly see them in a different light. It's a stupid brain thing 😅
@@duskripper6650 oh yeah I agree. Crocs do that. If I see a guy who's hot af but wears crocs I lose interest
@@umchileanywaysso for me it's smoking but to each his own
It’s dealbreakers but gen z. Stuff about a partner that could potentially make you not like them anymore. Everything has lingo now 😂
I love how every one of these has ended in such a way that cracks me up.
You just hit 1K likes btw!!!! In case you wanted to know lol
Brain wearing a "brain energy" shirt is a fun detail
I need that shirt
I lost it when I realised lefty was bigger 😂😂😂 genius!
"We definitely are secure"
I'm dead! If I put tap on my tah tahs you would definitely be able to tell. Slowly my boobs would get lower and lower and then slip.
Actually....there's a special tape for that. The stuff is awesome for braless days....still provides lift and security....but it's cloth so not crunchy.
Dude all I was thinking is yeah you gonna feel that when you pull it off though
I guess you could use duct tape.
@@peepla7 WAIT WHAT what is it called please
The fact that there is enough women who feel the need to and choose to do this to have that tape *available* mindblown.
No one bats an eye at the fact that she just has a wedding dress on hand
And in it she looks like Cameron Diaz in Very Bad Things. 🤩
I actually have two of those on hand lol. I bought them in a thrift store for dirt cheap because they looked so pretty om me and one of them was even an authentic vintage!
She's married
She looks so pretty in the wedding dress 👰
So that’s why all my date’s are late, can’t decide what to wear. Now I know
Hahaaa, it's soooo true! In fact, from now on - instead of sending the standard "sorry I'm running late" text, I'm just gonna send them this video instead! 😊
@@jangles8061 you might freak your date out when they see Heart and Uterus’ obsession/stalking levels…
they might think that your Heart and Uterus might be similar…
Or they might just like the humor of it all…
@@heymikey4025 😂😂
They're different sizes 🤣🤣🤣 I love this skit
that "we're definitely secured" cracked me up xD
This woman has an IQ of like 3000 to be able to come up with these, I could maybe come up with one, but she is just brilliant. I've never seen anybody else do this type of content before on UA-cam. Original, and hilarious. Love it.
I love the attention to detail and how consistent all of the characters are, this channel is a goldmine.
Ma’am!! 😂😂😂 I almost choked when I seen the free the nips sign 😂 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I wish we were besties our humor would be impeccable together
I'm rolling!!! I know she didn't just happen to edit herself at different distances. 😂😂😭😭
cant believe no one has commented about how good you looked in the wedding dress!!!
I love how she looks away for one second and Heart is already in a wedding dress
All I can think about is how she got out of that tape when the skit was done 🤣
That playsuit is gorgeous
This is the answer to Matt Walsh’s question
“ What is a Woman?”
This….
Me: straight dresses like a pirate 'cause if they won't accept it we won't work.
Who's plundering whose booty? 🤣
Genius. You are just genius at expressing these internal convos 😄😍 thank you for the laughs
I agree💯
the ick is so good walking back after bowling is literally so painful
"Look it's not gonna be casual if we wear it with heels"
Feet: DON'T EVEN. THINK ABOUT IT.
i have never felt more informed about how a woman thinks then after watching one of your videos, amazingly done
I love how she’s already wearing a great outfit for a date
I'm loving this whole conversation.
"like a mating call" this with that expression ❤
This is honestly one of the funniest shorts I've ever seen
LAUGHED SO HARD!
And now we girls can show this video to those who says "girls take to much time to get dressed up" or "girls will have a full walk-in wardrobe and still nothing to wear" I mean like it's ok for guys they can just wear casual clothes on any occasion which looks good and suit on formal ones but we girls have litrelly 100 diffrent thing for 10 diffrent occasions 😂
Yep... y'all are lucky if we even change from our work-clothes for the date.
"...we're definitely secure..." I absolutely DIED...😂😂😂😂😂
I love these - the premise is so simple, but they are masterfully done 😆
You actually look amazing in the wedding dress!!!
"Free the Nipples!" absolutely killed me💀
just one of them?
Can we just appreciate the level of commitment she had to this skit. She literally duct taped her whole ass head.
These just keep getting funnier & funnier 🤣👌🤣👏
You are absolutely hilarious 😂😂 I am so glad I found this channel
We have two weddings coming up and this video is me and my husband 😂😂😂 Our conversations back and forth.. overdressed? Underdressed? Dresscode? What kind of people? Fancy? Casual? Waaaahhhh
WOMAN you are KILLING me with these videos. Top notch creativity lol!!!
The amount of work that goes into this is marvellous ❤
child bearing hips😂😭
You are freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣💕
I think you def outdid yourself with this one Hayley! One of your best shorts to date!!!
And guys always ask, "WHATS TAKING SO LONG?"
"we're definitely secure 😀👍"
HAHAHA
Oh, I just love these! So well observed, I always laugh out loud. Genius.
"Well if he doesn't like the dress then he's obviously not offering anything serious."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I actually laughed out loud at the end hahaha
Ditto, it made me snort!
Secure indeed... LMFAO 😂
The luck representing the dirty tongue is too accurate 💀
You are absolutely a genius, Hayley! I wish I had been able to watch these when I was younger - I'd have realized we ALL have these crazy emotions over absolutely everything in life. (Ain't being female, or even simply human, grand!?? )
Love you, Hayley. Happy New Year, and may 2024 be full of wonderful dates and secure boobage!
You: "what if he's shorter than us." My brain: ' I find short guys cute too, what's wrong with them being short?'
It's not about us, silly. It's them. Most guys would feel self-conscious when the girl is taller than them. It's fine If you're already taller than them, they'd probably not notice, but if you wore high heels, it will increase the gap and make him more self-conscious.
As the cowboy above said, in this case it ain't her saying him being shorter is bad but instead taking into account that if he's shorter than her then her wearing heels will broaden the height difference
people can have their own preferences… especially in a romantic relationship who you might stay with for a long time.
Thanks for the tip. *proceeds to throw away every red thing in closet* 🤣
I love that heart goes from holding up to wedding dress to immediately dressed in it 🤣🤣
Heart: "What about this?" *holds up dress*
Her: "Is that a wedding dress?"
Heart: "Yes!! 😁😊" *in wedding dress*
It's mind-blowing to me how incredibly creative and original your work is... please keep it up!
Ello Loovely girl!! Nice to see you again!! Love your brand of humor!!
"We're definitely secured"
That just got me
Accurate and I absolutely 💯 like these vids. I Appreciate the hardwork you do and all the laughs.
where is the pink cardigan from 😭😭😭
I love all your videos xxxx
"were definitely secure" 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂
Her: "it's not gonna be casual if I wear heels with it"
Feet: "DoNt. . .EvEn. . .ThInK aBoUt It😤"
🤣🤣🤣
I appreciate all the effort every one of these must take to make...hilarious!
She puts away the red after the maturing call suggestion and puts on even redder outfit. 🤣
You are SOOO creative!! I admire you so much! Thank you for the laughter. 💖
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm rolling over, "we are definitely secure"🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 between the free the nipple signs, and the very last part, this is been one of the funniest things I have ever looked at at four in the morning, or in general😂
She's so brilliant I have to watch each video 4 or 5 times to catch all the jokes.
I can’t stop replaying the line in my head: “Imagine him walking back after his turn bowling..” said by The Ick 😂😂
Idk why but I just adore the uterus part because it reminded me of 'Dark Shadows' when the vamp complimented Victoria's "birthing hips"
the big quick random smile of some of the body parts are just to die for 💀
I agree💯
I absolutely love your skits, bloody brilliant
Love the "Free the Nipple" signs. LOL
She absolutely ate and left no crumbs in that wedding dress
The ick!!!!!
I get that every time for no apparent reason 😄😄
I want to tell you that i watch your video at least 2 times ...
Not only because i don't fully get it also i just love the synchronisation of all the parts of body parts
I had to watch this so many damn times in order to get all the little references. Man...was it worth it though.
“We’re definetly secured.” had my laughing. Bruh!
Had to do an emergency coffee swallow on that one!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“ free the nipples” got me wheezing 😂😂
this feels like a modern day vine
it just gives that sort of vibe almost
The mumbled "Definitely secured" with the taped faces cracked me up SO HARD. Snorting out loud - good thing I didn't just take a sip. :D
Literally turned my head for a legit second and the heart was halfway down the aisle😂😂😂😂😂
Every bit of this is gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE IT so much ❤️
The "Free the Nipples" had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
You actually looked so good in the white dress, you looked like an amazing pintrest picture!
Honestly the blue sweater your character was wearing was fine-
I love your content! These skits always make me laugh. 😂