Not yet at least, But wait about 5 to 10 or so year (depending how long it'll takes them to improve this tech), Then she'll be saying F@!#, Now I'm unemployed.
I've been buzz-cutting my own hair for thr past6+ years for thispurpose. I've just discovered that you need to say "f*** it" and go almost bald, (I used to 2mm attachment to just barely avoid skinhead territory) because the shorter you cut, the more even you can get it with less pain from contorting your body for a prolonged time. still pretty tedious, but better than the stranger's touch. I think it would be way faster still with no attachment at all, because then you would avoid much of the clogging from the long hair at the start.
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest Y*uTub3r of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my ch*nnel all the time! Bye bye ev
I had to pause at "at my old job" YOU HAD A JOB?! You have the vibe of someone who has never adulted in his life, a real world peter pan. My mind is blown
It feels like Allen will get a restraining order after this, my question is, who's getting, William or the robot? If it's William doesn't that mean he can just drive in the robot and assault poor Allen again without breaking the restraining order?
40 seconds into the video and I literally want it to be over so I can watch this podcast, all I can say is THANK YOU FOR MAKING THAT PODCAST I CANT WAIT
@@TweEkc If you have any non-chain barber shops nearby it's not too hard, or even with something like supercuts you could probably phone em up beforehand and ask if that person is in or when they'd next be in.
For the first time in my life I genuinely let out a shocking amount of audible laughter at a UA-cam video. The cut to the robot combing his hair took me out. WHEN I SAY I WAS NOT READY.
this reminds me of that one pic from reddit where a guy was cutting his hair being recorded by a camera recorded by a camera recorded by another camer being broadcasted to the tv
The rant at the beginning about how barbers always mess up haircuts is so true, doesn't matter how much detail I provide or if I show them a picture! It always comes out bad!
5:12 you know someone really good at something when they know what is wrong with only visual clue. it can be software, sensor reading in controller or robot.... but he knows its from wire.
When I first followed this channel, all the videos were basically themed around the laser printer, now it’s themed around William getting haircuts, and it’s been entertaining the whole time I love it
“It looks like I live in flint Michigan and drink nothing but tap water” is one of the funniest descriptors I’ve ever heard used, and I’m going to steal it and use it on people who haven’t seen this video so they think that I’m as funny as I think you are
Does the West coast just have a different supercuts than the East coast? I don't think I've ever gone to supercuts and thought to myself "yeah, this looks like ass".
I don’t know what’s funnier: The fact that he introduced failed mythbuster Allen Pan by dumping a mutilated grape in his mouth, or that I’ve come to expect failed mythbuster Allen Pan in so many videos that when I see him, I just go “Ah THERE’S failed mythbuster Allen Pan!”
Honestly when I started watching this, I half expected it to be sponsored by that hairloss treatment company. Obviously the tagline would've been "You'll grow so much hair, you'll need your own hair cutting robot!"
I FORGOT TO LINK THE PODCAST!!!! ua-cam.com/video/sY9HckExJnY/v-deo.html
lol the timing is perfect
In gta during the diamond heist I always choose William osman
Will it be on Spotify?
did you add it back to the description?
there's already a podcast named safety third on spotify tough ;/
William: "This is my old co-worker james."
James: "Boss."
I like this guy.
Hey I know where he works!
YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL!
*THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!*
NO NOT THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK
@@WaywardVector Ugh, i fell for one of the classic blunders
@@WaywardVector u fool. Anytime someone does the thunder cross split attack I retaliate with the lightning zap backflip defense
James looks like the best boss ever.
His ex-boss is literally the mvp of this video
I’d call him a friend if he treats you like that
Lol
More of him!
I wish all co-workers were like that
He emits solid dude energy
Your robot owes me dinner 🤖👖🍽️
love you guys i’ll make sure to check out the podcast ☺️
🙌 👖 👎 🩲
Why you playin hard to get
Allan, remember dinner first!
Later at Burger King: We are here because our robot cooked us dinner.
HR: No, Will, it still counts as sexual harrasment EVEN if you use a robot.
I was gonna get mad at you until I saw the video (btw sry)
No it's defo still weird
ESPECIALLY if you use a robot
Dr Bright
@@CyanAnn If you haven't taken your friend's pants off before are you really friends?
"And now you know my profession can't be taken by a robot"
Stuff made here: *laughs in superiority*
Not yet at least, But wait about 5 to 10 or so year (depending how long it'll takes them to improve this tech),
Then she'll be saying F@!#, Now I'm unemployed.
@@TheScholarofHeavenlyScriptures the robot was still operated by a human, the hqrd part is mimicking thz humans head, not his hands
Oh cool wow
Last time they cut my hair at super cuts they messed up and kept pinching me. I’ll take my chances with the robot.
@@amosimo2870 You can probably code the movement into it
let's just acknowledge how chill his ex boss is considering all the shenanigans
I understand how that boss was able to put up with having William as an employee.
He was such a good sport
What a homie
Meanwhile most of my bosses were ego driven psychopaths' who can barely do their jobs.
@@ThatRPGuywithtoomanyOCs The usual
Ladies and gents, he's still alive and even looks more homeless than ever
He's done well guesting in others videos, depending on the exact timeline of how they're made.
we will be home less if not for yt infact he will be the best home less looking homless person in the world
Idk I kinda like the fluffy hair XD
@@aestaetic07 same
The only homeless person with 2 million subs.
"To avoid the touch of strangers" is the most relatable inspiration for a project I've seen so far
That's how dildos were invented.
I've been buzz-cutting my own hair for thr past6+ years for thispurpose. I've just discovered that you need to say "f*** it" and go almost bald, (I used to 2mm attachment to just barely avoid skinhead territory) because the shorter you cut, the more even you can get it with less pain from contorting your body for a prolonged time. still pretty tedious, but better than the stranger's touch. I think it would be way faster still with no attachment at all, because then you would avoid much of the clogging from the long hair at the start.
@@Ass_of_Amalek Same, I just buzz cut it myself, keeping it longer at the top with a nice fade.
That's why this is the only William Osman invention i would 100% use given the chance.
Now I want a tshirt that says “I did surgery on a grape with a lobster”
Same
His ex-boss seems like the nicest boss ever.
he's probably a boss that likes his job
"I look like I live in Flint Michigan and drink nothing but tap water" had me laughing so fucking hard
Yeah this video was fkn hilarious 😂
That line cracked me up too 😂
@F*СК ME ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY VIĐEO ! think you forgot your pills mate
I live in flint Michigan....
@@David-fi4sp Sorry about your hair
"Its good to know my job can't be taken by a robot."
Stuff Made Here would like to have a word with you
Uh oh
Stole my comment lolol
@@nerdtm.5524 when did you make your comment?
i’m sure they cut out the part where she says “a robot built by william osman”
@@omgitis Was mostly built by the other guy. The other guy even made the final edits
We need more James cameo. He's hilarious.
"At least my job can't be taken by a robot."
Yet, young barber lady. Yet.
She clearly doesn't know about "Stuff Made Here" and his Haircut Machine
“It can even do surgery on a grape”
*seconds later*
“RIP IT IN HALF”
7:13 The face of a man thinking "if I could fire him (again?) I would"
This man is living in a video game
Hey verified person
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest Y*uTub3r of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my ch*nnel all the time! Bye bye ev
I’m going to leave my reply here cause Ik this is gonna blow up cause he verified and can latter edit it to something funny
Ikr
@@AxxLAfriku ok….
*now this is the future way of back massages*
holy sh- that's amazing!
But the way a robot asks "happy ending?" just wouldn't ring the same
Hell yes
This is the future of long distance relationships 😉
YES I WAS JUST THINKING OF THIS
8:00 “maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s methamphetmine”
Said Jesse pinkman to Walt
That's who William reminds me of!
He does look a lot like Aaron Paul.
@@jochenstacker7448 now that you mention it... i think it's the mouth area especially
Did the robot hurt you?
Allen Pan: Yes, he didn't phone... he didn't write...
“It looks like I live in flint Michigan and drink only tap water” I laughed so hard
What’s wrong with Flint Michigan besides the water but muskegon is better because it has the Homestead
Yo I evacuated from there lmao
Lansing water worse fr
This will be the thing that gets him canceled, watch 😂
Rip
Oh course the government would visit Kevin he’s a Florida man after all
@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó .
"I need a haircut, but I also need my eyeballs."
William Osman, 2021
"it looks like I live in Flint Michigan and drink nothing but tap water"
William Osman 2021
I had to pause at "at my old job" YOU HAD A JOB?! You have the vibe of someone who has never adulted in his life, a real world peter pan. My mind is blown
I'm more concerned that his old job involved a bomb defuser
@@penitentman7139 it explains why he knows how to build a bomb
“Good to know my profession can’t be taken by a robot” lmao that had me dead
Such a casually savage reply lol I loved it
At least not a robot with an AI based off a brain scan of Will.
not....yet
When it randomly cut to pulling down Allen's pants with a BOMB DEFUSER, I actually lost it laughing.
What an awesome prior boss. Coolest boss ever
Yeah, he was a really good guy !
“It’s good to know my profession can’t be taken by a robot”
dude she just roasted your entire channel lmao
I won't lie.
James stole the show, you need more of him.
William and Caretaker definitely made that woman's day now that she knows her profession is safe. 8:50
Not if stuff made here has anything to say about it
for now...
Caretaker having to intermediate between william and the hairdresser as if he was (he is) 7 y/o
William is the only man confident in his own masculinity to remove another man's pants with a bomb-disposal robot
Man, this is crazy
Lmao out of all my subs i would have not expected you here. Have a nice day
@@pangolin868 same
I thinks it's more like: this man is crazy
Fancy seeing you here
Well well well. Look who it is
Lmao I love how your old boss takes it all in stride. Seems like a cool guy.
It feels like Allen will get a restraining order after this, my question is, who's getting, William or the robot? If it's William doesn't that mean he can just drive in the robot and assault poor Allen again without breaking the restraining order?
Well I mean Alan isn't exactly good with restraining orders
I cracked up when William was testing the robot with Allen‘s pants.
this is some weird futuristic kinky deutsch fetish
I cringed so much from discomfort while laughing very loudly
At the end from the stylist: "Good to know that my profession can't be taken by a robot". Gold.
I lost it at “he used a robot to cut his hair” lol it’s like a mom taking her to get his hair fixed because they found the clippers
"hello little willies"
man, not even flex tape can fix my self esteem after that 🙃
He always calls us that so even if flex tape could fix your self esteem, you'd be broken once again
@@RandomPerson-ob1hk not if he stopped watching 😎
How come the only thing caretaker says is “William!”
resignation.
She's a pokemon that says another pokemon's name.
6:43 i'm drunk as fuck and died of laughter after that throw.
At this point he’s just testing what more he can survive
what?
@@poisonousnut its a bot
mad scientist finally gets the mad scientist haircut he’s been wanting all his life
engineer
@@Ass_of_Amalek mad engineer
Caretaker’s catch phrase: “William!!”
And "why?!"
I love how they use ridiculously complex and expensive robotics but don't even get haircutting scissors
Ayy thanks for the shout out.
From Flint with Love ❤️.
7:13 The stories spoken by this man’s eyes could fill libraries
His boss seems like a really cool guy. Also its crazy to me that nearly every SuperCuts I have ever been to is right next door to a Gamestop
Yo why am I having the same realization. It’s not just a FL thing?
Same, except for me it was great clips, not supercuts
Also next to Sally's
Gamers are synonymous with bad haircuts I guess
"Glad to know my job can't be taken by a robot."
It can be but not by William.
It could maybe but I guess only few people would trust that.
Will's really good at finding ways to take literally everything like 27% too far.
40 seconds into the video and I literally want it to be over so I can watch this podcast, all I can say is THANK YOU FOR MAKING THAT PODCAST I CANT WAIT
“Some stranger you don’t know” that’s why you go to the same person all the time
You can do that??
@@TweEkc in my country, yes
@@TweEkc I've always been able to request a specific person
@@TweEkc If you have any non-chain barber shops nearby it's not too hard, or even with something like supercuts you could probably phone em up beforehand and ask if that person is in or when they'd next be in.
We have loads of Turkish barbers and they all look they same so you dont realise it's a different person anyway
4:06 This is what my life has come to. Watching a man take another man's pants off with tiny robot crab arms.
You won't believe what happens next!!
I love how he pulls up Michael reeves as an example of good hair
For the first time in my life I genuinely let out a shocking amount of audible laughter at a UA-cam video. The cut to the robot combing his hair took me out. WHEN I SAY I WAS NOT READY.
7:06
The moment he remembers why William doesn't work there anymore.
All those repressed memories flushing back.
stuff made here: finally, a worthy opponent. our battle will be legendary.
still turns out better than michaels haircut.
F
F
don’t do michael like that
F
this reminds me of that one pic from reddit where a guy was cutting his hair being recorded by a camera recorded by a camera recorded by another camer being broadcasted to the tv
@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó no
The rant at the beginning about how barbers always mess up haircuts is so true, doesn't matter how much detail I provide or if I show them a picture! It always comes out bad!
This is the only channel that always has me rolling on the floor, dying with laughter along with you guys.
The fact that the best thing he could find was a pair of baby scissors really shows where his priorities are.
I feel like he misses the chaos of his UA-cam bestie
“It looks like I live in Flint, Michigan and drink nothing but tap water” 🤣
James is a great guy. Hopefully we get more of him on this channel!
5:12 you know someone really good at something when they know what is wrong with only visual clue.
it can be software, sensor reading in controller or robot.... but he knows its from wire.
When I first followed this channel, all the videos were basically themed around the laser printer, now it’s themed around William getting haircuts, and it’s been entertaining the whole time I love it
Robot: Puts scissors on his neck
William: This is the coolest thing ever
🤦
10 minutes of William bullying his old boss.
James has to be the most chill boss ever.
“It looks like I live in flint Michigan and drink nothing but tap water” is one of the funniest descriptors I’ve ever heard used, and I’m going to steal it and use it on people who haven’t seen this video so they think that I’m as funny as I think you are
The fact that caretaker had to talk to the hairdresser for him like the unruly 12 y.o. he is... just so perfect.
Thank you for leaving that in. :)
This is like using a jet engine to blow hot Air in Winter to warm you up and that's the kind of content I want.
this only reinforces the idea that all things become crabs eventually and
*sigh*
im ok with that
I love the idea of using a bot to cut your hair, but also not social distancing at all while making it work.
He mentioned flint MI!! that's where I'm from! very exited, even if it was a jab at our bad water scenario.
i’ve never watched a podcast before but with that group i’m gonna have to start
can't find the link
Yeah wheres the link?
@@drogonolia9874 found it ua-cam.com/video/sY9HckExJnY/v-deo.html
I need a link here
safety third: ua-cam.com/channels/7QE72cxiBkiwnvGoFfqYOg.html
"Im gonna cut my hair to avoid touching a stranger"
Me: I feel bad that he doesnt have a barber in his life. Every man should have a barber.
TRUTH. Mine is Jamal. He’s dope.
Unless they’re bald or have long hair
@@thebigbadbeanman - barbers do more than just cut hair
Last time I got a hair cut, me and my barber talked about crash bandicoot. Haircuts can be enjoyable.
Sounds homoerotic, but cool.
Here is the “Safety Third” podcast that William, of course, forgot to put in the description.
m.ua-cam.com/video/sY9HckExJnY/v-deo.html
I am shocked you didn't link to, you know, THAT video...
@@johanschneiders6293 Never
@@wriggler5535 gonna
@@diakounknown1225 give
@@axolotlboy9600 you
James is an absolute legend! You should make him something for his birthday or Christmas!
I will never get over the craziness of those videos. Love it 10/10
Hey, supercuts actually did a reasonable job for once. No bowl cuts here!
Its because his hair was already too short to do it
William's plan was to cut his hair just so that he was completely immune to bowl cuts.
really not much to work with to be fair
Does the West coast just have a different supercuts than the East coast? I don't think I've ever gone to supercuts and thought to myself "yeah, this looks like ass".
I feel like Stuff Made Here would be a great addition to the "Justice League" style of science heroes Willy O has assembled
stuff made here is too professional
Stuff Made Here is the one guy at your university who makes everyone else feel like they are a fraud.
8:20 The live action Rick and Morty looks great
as soon as I saw the title my first words were " this is a terrible idea " and i don't think i was wrong
I don’t know what’s funnier: The fact that he introduced failed mythbuster Allen Pan by dumping a mutilated grape in his mouth, or that I’ve come to expect failed mythbuster Allen Pan in so many videos that when I see him, I just go “Ah THERE’S failed mythbuster Allen Pan!”
The music in the background makes me wanna collect 10,000 Blocks of gravel
That’s something I can get behind
In a sort of super-fast mode of some type?
"Hello my fellow sciencers and memers, and welcome back to the wonderful world of williaming and crafting ! "
I'm glad someone else recognized it from a certain terraforming master
Honestly when I started watching this, I half expected it to be sponsored by that hairloss treatment company. Obviously the tagline would've been "You'll grow so much hair, you'll need your own hair cutting robot!"
2:18
the video when I'm watching it alone
3:58
the video when my mom walks in
"I'm gonna commandeer a bomb disposal robot" literally sends me thinking that we have the apocalypse
when you were pulling down peters pants it had me laughing. 🤣🤣
I like James more and more each time he shows up. Does he do any youtube stuff?
Imagine mounting these robot hands on a Spot robot dog...
MICHAEL NO NONONO WE NEED TO KEEP OFFLINE TV SAFE WE CANT LET HIM SEE THIS
That robot is genuinely one of the coolest things I've ever seen and I want one
William: this is my old coworker James
James: boss
I already love this mans energy
Did anyone else feel like a GoodTimesWithScar time-lapse was going to start when the background music started?
Considering i just went from hermitcraft to this, yes
YES LMAO
Lol
Oh yeah
Yes
Safety third is The first podcast i have ever actually wanted to listen too
0:36 that music unlocked something time-lapsey in my mind
Will is like that one kid who treats that one really nice teacher like a best friend in school
just go to a local barber, you'll see the same people every time and they'll always be super kind
But that would solve the problem and we wouldn't get haircut videos! 😂