*uranium, radiation is a wide term, there are multiple types, the ingredient is uranium 238, the heaviest, and most radioactive type of uranium, yes I have too much free time
Yes, BONK is radioactive. And, any normal human being would die because of drinking Bonk. But not Scout. No, he is a TF2 Mercenary, and the TF2 Mercenaries are NOT Normal People.
@@megawl2086 Exactly. If Heavy existed irl, he would be the strongest person to ever live as well. Guy literally RUNS with 150 kg and lifts up a brown bear.
Being a die hard fan of gravity falls this makes me very happy anyone who agrees with me I hope has a good day/night……people who don’t well I hope they have a good day to just don’t talk to me 4:41
3 things, that poor heavy gaslit into wasting his food before getting murdered, imagine complaining about sentries because you only want to play scout without being punished, and also I will say Heavy is a lot healthier than the other classes because he is not too insane, and he is pretty fit for a man as big as he is when everyone is either butt frick insane or physically messed up even if he is fat
I had another speculation that Heavy doesn't have a line when Soldier dies in MvM. I don't know if they want to make fun of Soldier's Death. I mean the Voice Actor. It's like with Monster's Inc and some Movies in the 2000's were changed. Like, The Green forcefield in the movie used to be an explosion but it got changed because the September 11 attacks with explosions. And Spider-Man had to cut out scenes of the Twin Towers because it was released in 2002 and the movie was being made before 9/11..
7:18 I was the guy who was getting dominated by everyone here. I am incredibly hyped to be in a Seriamon video and being known as the guy with an extreme skill issue on this channel.
McGucket as the medical seems accurate both are smart but also insane. Stanley as the heavy makes so much sense seriously he fought zombies with brass knuckles and fits the muscular type role to a tee. Stanford as engineer both have 4+ PhDs. As for robbie well he does have 1 eye covered by hair but not much else so I can see ur reasoning.
8:12 OOOH! Drink Bonk, Jump, and _Let_ it Shoot You! A seriously good counter to a good sentry is using it to flank! You can destroy teles and camp spawn, you can pester Snipers and Meds, and you are more likely to find a good angle on the Sentry & Engi when you're behind where its pointing. Its seriously the most fun you can have playing Scout and nothing beets the high of being flung at Mach 1 across the map by a sentry
2:33 Me: *Laughs in Grenade and Stickybomb Launchers* Let me correct him. Every match ever played revolves around the presence of Teleporters and a good team. Sentries are just there in case you want your own Heavy Weapons Guy.
BONK atomic punch (™) contains 4000% of the recommended daily intake of caffeine (400 mg), meaning its total caffeine content is 16,000 mg per can. As well as ingredients that may include some of the following: Water, radiation and of course sugar.
1:30 ay I know of that dude. It's oddly specific but he did a collab album with this Australian band called Lime Cordiale. The song what's not to like is one of my favorites.
4:13 wait, but Scout is canonically friends with so wouldn't he be religious to whatever religion happens to be right in the tf2 universe? (Which seemed to be christian)
Heavy is not obese, he's built like a strongman/powerlifter and carries 300 lbs minigun around like it's nothing, calling Heavy obese is like calling Eddie Hall obese
If you follow BMI, body builders are obese, which is why I feel like it's not very accurate for different body types and isn't an accurate way of determining someone's health.
9:11 Bizzarrini is pretty much just a car made by Ferrari's top engineer who was pissed by him. It's not really well known to the public because unlike Lamborghini (who was also pissed off by Ferrari, that's why he started the supercar company) they focus on race cars not road cars and they're pretty good at it, it's actually what spy drives in the comics tho. While I'm on tthe topic of cars, I don't think Medic would drive a 911, that's just too flashy for a man of science like medic, I'd wanna say WW2 era Tatras but pre-war Benz are much more likely.
4:13 WEEEELLLL... In the comics, when scout dies, he meets God, who sends him back to earth since it wasn't his time to die yet, so I don't think this one is so accurate
8:52 reminds me of the time I tricked an engineer that was guarding the intel in 2fort. So I capped once, I capped twice, and then those BLU guys came to their mind and sent an engineer to protect their intel. I went there, and died. Sucks. But then, I felt my brain working. I dressed as a heavy, went to their intel room, engineer shot me. I moved to the front, so it seemed like it did nothing. He looked at me, I looked at the level 3 sentry next to him. My brain begun working once again. I begun jumping, crouching, yelling out voice commands, and… he did it. He taunted. I used the moment, sapped the sentry, shot him 3 times, he dropped dead, and I took the intel. This surely was the greatest match of my life. Everybody was mad at that engineer for taunting 😎
Scout can’t be irreligious. He literally met god when he died and went to heaven. God literally told him that he sent him down to earth for the ladies.
I was playing on training today to try getting better as soldier and one of the bots got a golden frying pan and it even showed up as a notification and im crying
5:41 The reason why scout is so irradiated is that one of the main ingredients in bonk is just pure radiation.
beat me to it
is it uranium, or is it something else
@@justaguy-m2o I think it’s isotopes. Could be uranium.
@@EnderDoomSlayer Yall im pretty sure its just pure radiation
*uranium, radiation is a wide term, there are multiple types, the ingredient is uranium 238, the heaviest, and most radioactive type of uranium, yes I have too much free time
Scout is full of radiation because BONK has isotopes
Yes, BONK is radioactive. And, any normal human being would die because of drinking Bonk. But not Scout. No, he is a TF2 Mercenary, and the TF2 Mercenaries are NOT Normal People.
Yea
And I think the Mad Milk comes from radioactive cows
Spy: "For most men, no time at all. We are not most men, we are mercenaries"
If scout was in fallout his rad level would be so much of his hp he would have the same health at the radroaches
Do you know what scratch that, he would become a ghoul before the bombs were dropped
5:47 He has radiation poisening because the BONK! Atomic Punch has Uranium in it.
And crit-a-cola
And by Extension soda popper
@@patrickmeissner4052 true
Soda Popper lethally shoots the Uranium into enemies.
They should cast like seven people as pyro to keep the gender joke going
Everyone on set has to be Pyro in at least one scene
@@thediam0nddrag0n78 of course
@@thediam0nddrag0n78 they'll even need to pay the interns that way
scout is full of radiation because LITERALLY ALL OF HIS DRINKS HAVE RADIATION
Bonk and crit cola have a shit load of sugar and radiation
That explain why mad milk can heal
3:24
every class has an über heart, they're all unhealthy
2:50 so called scout mains turning into black explosive men the second a level 3 sentry is built:
What else are we supposed to do!? (though I just pick soldier and sometimes equip the direct hit)
I just sit there and wait for the spy, soldier, or demo to get rid of it
this is my jar of hope
*tips out jar of hope*
i am all out of hope
Jarate is full of hope.
Isn't Heavy like, living in the mountains when he's at home, no artificial foods, working out every day? He's got to be mostly muscle, right?
My conspiracy is that it’s because scout calls him a “ fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat ... ”
Heavy is a strongman regarding body type. Body fat yes, but there are muscles hiding behind it.
Yes and he carries around a 300 lbs minigun, calling Heavy morbidly obese is like calling Eddie Hall morbidly obese
@@megawl2086 Exactly.
If Heavy existed irl, he would be the strongest person to ever live as well. Guy literally RUNS with 150 kg and lifts up a brown bear.
@@Jansson350 also the HEAVIest, too
Heavy is not obese, his large size is due to his PURE MUSCLE. Do not forget this man canonically wrestled a siberian grizzly bear and WON.
I'm honored to have my artwork used as a your thumbnail! Thank you again for asking permission for its use! 🐍💖
Thank you very much again ❤️
Also i love gravity falls so it was nice seing it as a crossover to my favorite game :D
0:34 its because soldier got with his sister
The story is soldier found his sister and she wanted to some “fun”
That’s it’s
Being a die hard fan of gravity falls this makes me very happy anyone who agrees with me I hope has a good day/night……people who don’t well I hope they have a good day to just don’t talk to me 4:41
6:08 the screams from every Spy main when Pyro
3 things, that poor heavy gaslit into wasting his food before getting murdered, imagine complaining about sentries because you only want to play scout without being punished, and also I will say Heavy is a lot healthier than the other classes because he is not too insane, and he is pretty fit for a man as big as he is when everyone is either butt frick insane or physically messed up even if he is fat
hes built like a power lifter, they seem fat till you realize they can lift you over their heads with ease
I had another speculation that Heavy doesn't have a line when Soldier dies in MvM.
I don't know if they want to make fun of Soldier's Death. I mean the Voice Actor.
It's like with Monster's Inc and some Movies in the 2000's were changed. Like, The Green forcefield in the movie used to be an explosion but it got changed because the September 11 attacks with explosions. And Spider-Man had to cut out scenes of the Twin Towers because it was released in 2002 and the movie was being made before 9/11..
7:18 I was the guy who was getting dominated by everyone here. I am incredibly hyped to be in a Seriamon video and being known as the guy with an extreme skill issue on this channel.
1:56
Chris Pratt for Pyro
4:35 As someone who plays Demo.... I feel like that character pick is HIGHLY insulting.
McGucket as the medical seems accurate both are smart but also insane. Stanley as the heavy makes so much sense seriously he fought zombies with brass knuckles and fits the muscular type role to a tee. Stanford as engineer both have 4+ PhDs. As for robbie well he does have 1 eye covered by hair but not much else so I can see ur reasoning.
But giving Mable a rocket launcher... is there a word that describes immortal fear that would persist after death
I had no idea the dead ringer could dupe a teammate weapon like that
Soos as Pyro would be hilarious… I’m just imagining hearing a slightly muffled “Hey dudes” it’s so beautiful.
9:50 you covered most of the tattoo with the end of video title card
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN'
Is no one gonna talk about the the gravity falls Thumbnail?
I will. Why is Robbie Demoman?
Soos Pyro has been burned into my eyes, just the thought of soos doing arson scares me.
@@ProbablyPossum probably because of his haircut covers one of his eyes, which is pretty funny
@@29SEBA I guess mate
@@29SEBA But by that same logic why isn't Lazy Susan Demoman
4:06 ok so we all know why they chose that religion for demo right?
Moloch is the demon from the Sr. Pelo Spooky Month series by the way
I'm pretty sure Moloch is just a name commonly associated with demons and stuff, not necessarily a Spooky Month reference.
nope its a real name from satanic ritual religion.
@@BX56_YTtrue but most people only know it from spooky month
Moloch is a fire demon, it's not from Spooky Month, Sr Pelo just used him as a character
I had a dream someone said moloch was a pokemon and I was so embarrassed for not knowing it
Flashback to "How it feels to play Demoman" SSSSquad
4:22 meet the internet:
8:12 OOOH! Drink Bonk, Jump, and _Let_ it Shoot You! A seriously good counter to a good sentry is using it to flank! You can destroy teles and camp spawn, you can pester Snipers and Meds, and you are more likely to find a good angle on the Sentry & Engi when you're behind where its pointing.
Its seriously the most fun you can have playing Scout and nothing beets the high of being flung at Mach 1 across the map by a sentry
5:41 there is a reason why bonk makes you invincible
2:33 Me: *Laughs in Grenade and Stickybomb Launchers*
Let me correct him. Every match ever played revolves around the presence of Teleporters and a good team. Sentries are just there in case you want your own Heavy Weapons Guy.
4:22 bro really said that the guy how can't stop drink is in the one religion that forbids drinking
5:45 the Bonk Atomic Punch in corner.
BONK atomic punch (™) contains 4000% of the recommended daily intake of caffeine (400 mg), meaning its total caffeine content is 16,000 mg per can. As well as ingredients that may include some of the following: Water, radiation and of course sugar.
1:30 ay I know of that dude. It's oddly specific but he did a collab album with this Australian band called Lime Cordiale. The song what's not to like is one of my favorites.
4:13 wait, but Scout is canonically friends with so wouldn't he be religious to whatever religion happens to be right in the tf2 universe? (Which seemed to be christian)
Heavy is not obese, he's built like a strongman/powerlifter and carries 300 lbs minigun around like it's nothing, calling Heavy obese is like calling Eddie Hall obese
If you follow BMI, body builders are obese, which is why I feel like it's not very accurate for different body types and isn't an accurate way of determining someone's health.
8:16 "How do you deal with sentr-"
People will ignore Bonk! at any given opportunity they can....
5:48 Scout’s got radiation in his drinks and so he’s immune to it.
4:40 Soldier and Demo should've been the cops
9:11 Bizzarrini is pretty much just a car made by Ferrari's top engineer who was pissed by him. It's not really well known to the public because unlike Lamborghini (who was also pissed off by Ferrari, that's why he started the supercar company) they focus on race cars not road cars and they're pretty good at it, it's actually what spy drives in the comics tho. While I'm on tthe topic of cars, I don't think Medic would drive a 911, that's just too flashy for a man of science like medic, I'd wanna say WW2 era Tatras but pre-war Benz are much more likely.
5:24 Didn't soldier, and one of heavy's sisters, got naked, cover themselves in honey and thought bear handed robots? Or was it bears?
Yes, that's from the comics
So is cannon and btw she is married with soldier and waiting for a kid
3:13 Reading the comments here, I can already tell that all the replies to that redit post is "Scout literally drinks radiation!"
4:13 WEEEELLLL... In the comics, when scout dies, he meets God, who sends him back to earth since it wasn't his time to die yet, so I don't think this one is so accurate
Oh, yeah. Almost forgot. " 🤓🤓🤓"
we love the TF2 Community
TF2 is life
We all love the tf2 community. Until you turn on causal voice chat.
The tf2 fans love trashing on other shooters for existing even more
1:57 the tf2 fancast looks like every early 2000s spy movie
0:23 THE HEAVY IS DEAD?!
2:22 someone write that down and send it to soundsmith for new gimmic video now
It gives me scary thoughts
Glad that my dumb video made it 7:10
As someone who got a post in somehow, your video is infinitely better than my post.
4:14 it’s a joke about “Caber Demo” and “The rizz of terror”
Demo would likely be Presbyterian.
*THE THUMBNAIL IS EVERYTHING*
Scout has radiation poisoning because of BONK, how did you not get that lmao😭
Sniper uses a pain relief medication with a side-effect of an enlarged bladder to hide the pain of his organs shutting down
false, saxton hales company gave him a pill that increases his piss output, which is why he can reload jarate as quickly as he can!
5:01 that little shit cheated, there are only 4 aces in a deck!
no kidding, when spy was ready to throw baby scout out of the window my pc got blue screend😅
I think the guy in the comment at 2:36 is making a joke about how people treat sniper.
8:52 reminds me of the time I tricked an engineer that was guarding the intel in 2fort. So I capped once, I capped twice, and then those BLU guys came to their mind and sent an engineer to protect their intel. I went there, and died. Sucks. But then, I felt my brain working. I dressed as a heavy, went to their intel room, engineer shot me. I moved to the front, so it seemed like it did nothing. He looked at me, I looked at the level 3 sentry next to him. My brain begun working once again. I begun jumping, crouching, yelling out voice commands, and… he did it. He taunted. I used the moment, sapped the sentry, shot him 3 times, he dropped dead, and I took the intel. This surely was the greatest match of my life. Everybody was mad at that engineer for taunting 😎
Under 10 minets gang
3:40 I know that guy, he plays on the shounic trenches server and he sometimes likes to give out a shit load of Secret Saxtons
That movie casting is perfect
3:05 i sense the presence of gront
6:00
Spy should have been in the "is french" teir
Nah out of all my years playing never knew you could pick up a weapon from a dead ringer spy. Thats insane
Scout can’t be irreligious. He literally met god when he died and went to heaven. God literally told him that he sent him down to earth for the ladies.
I was playing on training today to try getting better as soldier and one of the bots got a golden frying pan and it even showed up as a notification and im crying
just wait until he finds out about how people are down bad for the sentry
Well the engineer isnt completely A-OK, he DID cut off his hand and replace it with a robotic one
Thanks for the shout out 4:37
The moment I saw the tf2 Gravity Falls image it filled me with joy
Here if anyone wants it: 4:36
I like how the top four comments are all about the atomic punch and scout thing
SCOUT IRRELIGIOUS?! he fucking met god himself!!!
I'm pretty sure that the scouts "bonk" has radiation in it.
4:40 this is real good and I think that Gideon should be the administrator and bill should be Saxton.
Scout is full of radiation because bonk has radiation in it and he drinks it.
wendy fits sniper so much dear god
If that guy has a dvd drive and the product key is still good he can go and play
4:34 Marasmus would likely be part of the ancient Sumerian traditional church, or at least a Zoroastrian.
I will sell my soul for the inverted weapons video
Scout always full of bonk (Radiation+Lemon Juice) :]
Oh God, Saxon gift thing is going around...
Love the title image
The Bonk: Atomic Punch has a large content of radiation
and Scout, chugs that shit.
5:42 Saxton hale! In the healthy tier
ngl, Matt Smith in a TF2 movie/show would be amazing.
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW IDRIS ELBA? Heimdall, Stacker Pentecost, Knuckles
demo man has to be like, HARD CORE catholic
1:17 We know you’re watching, Hollywood.
9:30 I had that happen to me too as a melee heavy LOL
5:38 common I thought everyone knew heavy is strong not fat
Yea he is like a mega power lifter literally duplexes a bear
Most comments just talking about scout’s radioactivity from his BONK! Soda lol 😂
BONK! atomic punch and Crit-a-cola have radiation if i remember correctly
If the tf2 movie ever comes out, and they didn't cast jerma as the scout, I'll steal the valve from valve hq
6:03 medic and engineer are sociopaths not psychopaths
Bonk is radioactive af
8:11 I mean I just kinda run around so that it can’t aim at me and chip away at its health
9:30 they gotta fix this auto balance bs. Happens to me every other game.... Pisses me off
1:32 that’s the VA for Chief Bogo from Zootopia
your videos always make me giggle
I like to think Heavy doesn’t say Soldier is dead because Soldier hooked up with his sister.
gravity fortress 2 would be wild