Joe Rogan Experience

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  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024

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  • @Untouchaable
    @Untouchaable 8 років тому +2885

    Joey Diaz is my favorite guest.

    • @seeker6798
      @seeker6798 8 років тому +24

      Me too

    • @klaytonvonkluge4905
      @klaytonvonkluge4905 8 років тому +9

      Intimidation - he's FORE SHORE in my top 1o....

    • @how_sway
      @how_sway 8 років тому +2

      Intimidation Same

    • @keithparsons3021
      @keithparsons3021 8 років тому +3

      church of what's happening now check it out. Less anal than Joe and essentially no structure. He just tells stories with people

    • @shaneomahony6022
      @shaneomahony6022 8 років тому +1

      Intimidation cerrone and bas rutten are my favourties

  • @BBvidoes
    @BBvidoes 7 років тому +1368

    can we just petition for joey to be a permanent guest? These two are so compelling together.

    • @RobbyCreech
      @RobbyCreech 5 років тому +6

      Benjamin Birch the Church of what’s happening now, experience

    • @thelongranger55
      @thelongranger55 5 років тому +16

      They would only talk about food

    • @PalashaGabarra
      @PalashaGabarra 5 років тому +16

      @Chris Seymour Joey's podcast is decent, but in my opinion he's far more interesting when he's talking to Joe Rogan.

    • @nathanmartin1219
      @nathanmartin1219 5 років тому +5

      @@PalashaGabarra Absolutely, hands down, could not agree with anything more in my life.

    • @nathanmartin1219
      @nathanmartin1219 5 років тому +11

      Every single time I read the name "Joe Rogan" I always hear it in my head as Joey Diaz's voice

  • @1catmilkdrinker
    @1catmilkdrinker 6 років тому +1768

    Got high and it took me 40 minutes to realise I've already seen this lmao

    • @boonestick12
      @boonestick12 5 років тому +98

      Damn that’s lucky low key, you thought u found an untouched podcast with Joey and were getting all new stories... yes I’m high too

    • @tomgretzky
      @tomgretzky 5 років тому +17

      It took me 49 minutes while i was high lmao

    • @SunshineStrickland
      @SunshineStrickland 5 років тому +46

      Also high and still trying to figure out if I’ve seen this.

    • @jeremylecocq826
      @jeremylecocq826 5 років тому +14

      @@SunshineStrickland you represent this country, you make us proud

    • @lamelwinston7101
      @lamelwinston7101 5 років тому +9

      Lol that's what made me start hitting the like button so I can tell if I've already seen it. My problem now is getting to high and forgetting to hit the button. Lol

  • @alistair158
    @alistair158 8 років тому +1310

    Joey remembers more details in his stories from 20 years ago than i can even remember from 20 minutes ago.

    • @meontopgaming
      @meontopgaming 8 років тому +29

      Alistair Suter Last time he told that story they were orange.

    • @alistair158
      @alistair158 8 років тому +8

      The Gamer Of Baccas You just blew my mind...

    • @Prod_D
      @Prod_D 7 років тому +4

      clycoo5276 gtfo Joey don't lie lol he's Coco Bitch

    • @sman11449
      @sman11449 7 років тому +26

      Cocaine is one hell of a drug

    • @gzila57
      @gzila57 7 років тому +38

      He obviously fills in the details to tell a story. People don't realize how fucking annoying it is to hear them say "Umm I guessed green and she said they're...wait no I guessed orange, no red...and then she said they were green but umm... fuck it or... good enough or... something."

  • @jeremyhackler
    @jeremyhackler 6 років тому +132

    The best decision Joe ever made was being friends with Joey and bringing him on the show. My opinion of course. He is definitely my favorite story teller of all time.

  • @loucyphs7447
    @loucyphs7447 5 років тому +316

    Bro every Joey Diaz story I hear I notice one thing we definitely don’t have today, a stronger sense of community

    • @bobbyfulerton7960
      @bobbyfulerton7960 5 років тому +14

      Lou Cyphs Western Civilization*. I’ve lived in the U.S. my whole life and once I told my cousins in Africa that I don’t even know my neighbor of 10 years name they were in awe

    • @albertkotze8974
      @albertkotze8974 5 років тому +5

      how high are you?

    • @koreystreich6978
      @koreystreich6978 4 роки тому

      Aka protectionless orgies

    • @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
      @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 4 роки тому +2

      @Underwater Walter Western civilization never had a strong sense of community, and that is since the 1900s. This problem didn't start in 2016.

    • @commonlogic3646
      @commonlogic3646 4 роки тому

      This is a very stupid comment and still 200 idiots liked it.

  • @MJRazza
    @MJRazza 8 років тому +146

    No man alive can tell a story better than Joey Diaz.

  • @ScottZ370
    @ScottZ370 8 років тому +2835

    I just can't believe Joey Diaz is a real person

    • @phoenixrising7047
      @phoenixrising7047 8 років тому +63

      He's not.

    • @Gekokujo76
      @Gekokujo76 8 років тому +33

      One of the realest. I love Duncan, but the guy lives on Sesame Street compared to Diaz waking up on Front Street every day and playing the real game. Duncan is driving a Mercedes, living in the Hollywood Hills, spending more time in VR than putting out a single album or special, and doing shows with gurus to tell you how to find your center. I find it very easy to believe that Joey Diaz is a real person.

    • @MoJoeRyhsen
      @MoJoeRyhsen 8 років тому +11

      How is he not a real person?

    • @Volgrus
      @Volgrus 8 років тому +25

      I see what you're saying. Some of his stories, well, most of his stories sound like something straight out of a movie.

    • @MoJoeRyhsen
      @MoJoeRyhsen 8 років тому +1

      BuckeyeNation! What do you mean by actor?

  • @sazzay3579
    @sazzay3579 6 років тому +164

    I know this is old but Joe and joey never goes wrong. They always got the banter going on

    • @bigbud6842
      @bigbud6842 5 років тому +1

      Im on smoko so leave me alone

  • @ryancannon5921
    @ryancannon5921 7 років тому +1038

    "What colour are my panties?"
    "Red"
    "No green, but close enough."

    • @ulek_604
      @ulek_604 6 років тому +37

      The funniest part is the set up to that lol. Rule # 1 you can't fuck me except for rule #2 .... lmfaoooo

    • @Mr.October00
      @Mr.October00 6 років тому +4

      Maaaaan Joey tells the best stories lmao

    • @2k12Chris
      @2k12Chris 6 років тому +2

      I fucking diiieeedd

    • @THEBIGGESTSCUMBAG
      @THEBIGGESTSCUMBAG 6 років тому

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @SouIjaBoy
      @SouIjaBoy 5 років тому +2

      i dont know how or why but i saw this comment and was trying to find where i left off and i picked a random time and it was as joey was starting this part of the podcast. im so high

  • @sweeperstore
    @sweeperstore 8 років тому +1597

    Joey Diaz may be the most interesting human being on Earth.

    • @mikem6029
      @mikem6029 8 років тому +8

      sweeperstore most of those stories are so fabricated

    • @supaganzai
      @supaganzai 8 років тому +37

      Who gives a fuck he is funny as hell. :D

    • @jeremywhitfield4556
      @jeremywhitfield4556 8 років тому +3

      He's hilarious too.

    • @Iceberg366
      @Iceberg366 7 років тому +1

      he talks shit but if he's funny so what haha

    • @thatdude169
      @thatdude169 7 років тому +4

      sweeperstore I could listen to his stories for hourse

  • @paco5503
    @paco5503 5 років тому +295

    Joe Rogen; " The Japanese people just don`t like Americans around." Joey D. "We bombed em."

    • @abdimalikgurhan3194
      @abdimalikgurhan3194 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @electricturtle3326
      @electricturtle3326 4 роки тому

      Dec 7th 1941??

    • @ddandymann
      @ddandymann 4 роки тому +2

      @@electricturtle3326 Yep, 2,403 Americans were killed that day. On the other hand on the 6th of August 1945 120,000 Japanese were killed in the blink of an eye. Three Days later another 80,000 died the same way. Then there's the Fire Bombing of Tokyo another 100,000 Killed.

    • @electricturtle3326
      @electricturtle3326 4 роки тому +2

      @@ddandymann yeah that's what happens when you attack another country, and join forces with Hitler.

    • @ddandymann
      @ddandymann 4 роки тому

      @@electricturtle3326 You are completely missing the point. The Japanese took hundreds of times the civilian casualties the USA took in the conflict between the two alone, that sort of beating lives on in cultural memory.

  • @BLaRgXrvbX
    @BLaRgXrvbX 8 років тому +629

    Listening to Joey Diaz makes me want to clear my throat...

    • @h.c.parkeriv2747
      @h.c.parkeriv2747 7 років тому +17

      Justin Scott if you noticed, almost every time he clears his throat, joe does too. its like yawning, its contagious

    • @alexderoche1861
      @alexderoche1861 7 років тому +8

      His voice grosses me out, but I love his stories. So it's worth it haha

    • @wakonbp
      @wakonbp 7 років тому +39

      to me his voice makes the stories even better lmao

    • @Vyral714
      @Vyral714 6 років тому +5

      I fucken love his voice it makes everything he says interesting. Like that deep gravelly rocky sound just lets you know like Yo I'm about to hear some fucken wisdom right here

    • @TravAkira27
      @TravAkira27 5 років тому +1

      That made me laugh out loud.

  • @uptownsamcv
    @uptownsamcv 7 років тому +412

    Podcasts are perfect for anyone driving a truck or car for work.. I listen to these all through my shift

    • @HRaimov
      @HRaimov 7 років тому +14

      samuel lopes going to work and trying not to laugh in public 😂 best thing

    • @GeneralJiggle
      @GeneralJiggle 6 років тому +10

      Same bro you gotta have headphones or an aux cord for Joey thick ass accent

    • @bendover2425
      @bendover2425 6 років тому +7

      I wanna drop out of college and get paid to listen to podcasts lol

    • @frankabarca209
      @frankabarca209 5 років тому +17

      Same here, I hardly listen to music anymore it’s all rogan and Joey in my truck

    • @Reocoker11
      @Reocoker11 5 років тому +4

      Ah man I do nightshift and these two really get me through my night instead of music.

  • @francisngannou9460
    @francisngannou9460 4 роки тому +188

    I have become dependent on hearing one of these bastards voices to sleep

    • @kroggema3549
      @kroggema3549 4 роки тому +5

      Me to

    • @Mrkushdraco
      @Mrkushdraco 4 роки тому +5

      How. The fuck are we the same person

    • @chubbs.mp3435
      @chubbs.mp3435 4 роки тому +4

      Literally can’t sleep without listening to a podcast

    • @rhys17ma72
      @rhys17ma72 4 роки тому +2

      I’m the exact same haha

    • @externalkush
      @externalkush 4 роки тому +2

      Its starting to become a problem right?

  • @ThePacmansrage
    @ThePacmansrage 8 років тому +79

    The Joey Diaz episodes are always the most viewed and for good reason.

  • @punkasssanchito4939
    @punkasssanchito4939 8 років тому +851

    Joey "lemme tell you something Joe Rogan" Diaz

    • @Saientific
      @Saientific 7 років тому +19

      Joey "Who you think you dealin' with" Diaz

    • @Coldkill2001
      @Coldkill2001 7 років тому +23

      Joey "Like a fuckiin' doctor" Diaz

    • @Willee85
      @Willee85 7 років тому +13

      dont you mean Joe Hogan

    • @RRich100
      @RRich100 7 років тому +12

      27 time BJJ World Champion Joey "she was banging, BANGING, BANGING!" Diaz

    • @nameless76mozwhaz9
      @nameless76mozwhaz9 7 років тому +2

      Willee85 ikr if you are going to be 27 time bjj champ you should know joe hoagan.

  • @BluGuyMyco
    @BluGuyMyco 5 років тому +41

    The rewatchability Joey brings to this podcast is unprecedented

  • @TheRangers1990
    @TheRangers1990 7 років тому +392

    Joey Diaz: yah joe that 84-85 season I got crabs Joe rogan: yah that year in highschool my dog got fleas Lmfao

    • @alexreyes1766
      @alexreyes1766 7 років тому +1

      TheRangers1990 what minute?

    • @ItsOnlyNiall
      @ItsOnlyNiall 6 років тому +2

      @John Corbett Well fucking said brotha.

    • @lowqualitypizza983
      @lowqualitypizza983 5 років тому +1

      anonymous and that’s bad why?

    • @Conroesavage
      @Conroesavage 5 років тому +1

      @@lowqualitypizza983 he never said it was bad

    • @mota2028
      @mota2028 5 років тому +5

      @anonymous coke is a shitty boring drug anyway.

  • @centurysam6679
    @centurysam6679 8 років тому +542

    First Kevin Smith and now Joey??? Rogan is on a fucking roll!

    • @horseloverfat4469
      @horseloverfat4469 8 років тому +3

      Hes been on one sir.

    • @keelay8666
      @keelay8666 8 років тому +7

      now to continue the roll we need a duncan , ari, or redban episode...

    • @chuzilla1163
      @chuzilla1163 8 років тому +2

      Century SAM he has had some shit guests recently

    • @Sn0reSnoreDan
      @Sn0reSnoreDan 8 років тому +1

      i like the redband/rogan bromance but yeah Brian is sorta a bitch

    • @kittylady6946
      @kittylady6946 8 років тому

      But Joey was JUST on a couple wks ago!

  • @walidabdo7241
    @walidabdo7241 6 років тому +162

    The best thing about Joey Diaz is that he doesn't appear to impress anyone with his fancy knowledge shit like the other guests... hes just a straight up real mofo

  • @breezyy9696
    @breezyy9696 7 років тому +40

    "We started snortin' coke, eatin ass, I mean it was filthy." Joey D is a fuckin legend

  • @arroganceinvictus
    @arroganceinvictus 8 років тому +58

    Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan have almost single handedly made me want to try comedy.

  • @RussellPRead
    @RussellPRead 5 років тому +144

    Joey “This is Joe from Rogans” Diaz

    • @ghostehh
      @ghostehh 5 років тому +7

      Love how he just zones out when Joe starts rambling about his self-embellishing stories. I bet he doesn't hear a word Joe says lmao

    • @KainoaBlackeagle
      @KainoaBlackeagle 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @KUOKKS807
    @KUOKKS807 8 років тому +471

    I almost miss doing coke when i hear joeys stories lol. I use to do alot of that shit and i remember one night i was eating a girls pussy but i was discusted because i thought she had her period, turns out i just had a nose bleed.

  • @ambitiouspapi1652
    @ambitiouspapi1652 8 років тому +459

    I have a 7 page paper due tomorrow that I haven't started, but I'm watching this instead lol

    • @TheMaestro345
      @TheMaestro345 8 років тому +13

      lol procrastinations a bitch. I kno those ones. Whats it on?

    • @ambitiouspapi1652
      @ambitiouspapi1652 8 років тому +13

      TheMaestro345 It's a research paper for my 'Psychology and the Law' class. I'm writing about the tensions between the community and the police. I want to join the NYPD lol

    • @ambitiouspapi1652
      @ambitiouspapi1652 8 років тому +18

      Shane Cheverez Lmfao, in chilling. It's all good. I have a page, I'm going to get started in about an hour. I'm used to to writing papers overnight. College life man

    • @mrstrong93
      @mrstrong93 8 років тому +4

      Ruben Sanchez your going to fail and you have no parents.

    • @zsombortoth7417
      @zsombortoth7417 8 років тому +3

      dude man fuck college, waste of time. if you're driven enough you'll find success without it

  • @Dafboss
    @Dafboss 6 років тому +119

    For some reason
    I never like Joey
    Actually gave his episode a go
    I’ve been hooked on Joey Diaz videos for the last 3 days

    • @KinnArchimedes
      @KinnArchimedes 5 років тому

      Read this comment in Joey Diaz voice. 😁

    • @twwothousandnoww
      @twwothousandnoww 5 років тому +3

      Same.i didn't like him at first.then i listened to another episode and was hooked. Downloaded all of his episodes

    • @benshakesonthefloor
      @benshakesonthefloor 5 років тому +8

      Once you get him, you get him🤣

    • @ding33pgh
      @ding33pgh 4 роки тому

      Only reason I could think you didn’t like him at first is cause your some stiffs who never grew up like or around people like him, just a opinion

  • @MinkJordan6
    @MinkJordan6 8 років тому +426

    I think joe should have Joey on at bare minimum once a month if not every 2 weeks

    • @MrKinkysloth
      @MrKinkysloth 6 років тому +2

      JustJordan a year later, and I agree.

    • @spacegrass6632
      @spacegrass6632 6 років тому +6

      Joey needs to be in the background of every video

    • @dman685
      @dman685 6 років тому +5

      Thats why we got the muthafucking ⛪

    • @DanielJohnson-Ord
      @DanielJohnson-Ord 6 років тому +2

      No because then it ruins his stories

  • @Pr0x1mo
    @Pr0x1mo 7 років тому +656

    Joe needs to bring Bill Burr and Joey on at the same time.

    • @nah6430
      @nah6430 6 років тому +2

      Aw yeah man

    • @madammadhattersinnerella9197
      @madammadhattersinnerella9197 6 років тому

      We gotta be able 2 contact eachother so we can MAKE IT HAPPEN.
      ¡IT MUST HAPPEN!

    • @gaygay5676
      @gaygay5676 6 років тому

      yes that would be an interesting combo

    • @codalong1718
      @codalong1718 6 років тому

      Yes

    • @moep.8578
      @moep.8578 5 років тому +1

      Pr0x1mo I enjoyed bill burr on breaking bad

  • @ericdavidson8184
    @ericdavidson8184 5 років тому +52

    “I got crabs over the holidays.” - Coco

  • @Gris660
    @Gris660 8 років тому +191

    when you try to sleep but the Podcast is dope

    • @394bray6
      @394bray6 5 років тому +4

      Usually I use an amazing podcast to go to bed

  • @Snubben123143
    @Snubben123143 7 років тому +110

    2:04:40

  • @VonTelevision
    @VonTelevision 5 років тому +17

    I've been watching every Joey appearance in chronological order. best thing I've done on UA-cam.!

  • @joeswar123
    @joeswar123 8 років тому +8

    Joey Diaz is the person in the world who deserves to live forever

  • @jessefrancis8336
    @jessefrancis8336 8 років тому +184

    How trippy is it that half a million people watched this. Half a million deep and nobody I know knows who Joey Diaz is.

  • @tonyj5408
    @tonyj5408 7 років тому +32

    Joey diaz is the best one on the podcast always

  • @aaf877
    @aaf877 7 років тому +62

    Joey Diaz has really good listening skills. The rhythm between their conversation is so cool. A lot of other people just listen to respond not really listen.

  • @Ryanc4281
    @Ryanc4281 8 років тому +47

    I love the back and forth between these two guys. For some reason "friends" always have better cohesion than acquaintances or strangers. Joey has the greatest stories, and I love how he always remembers the smallest details.

    • @thearc2224
      @thearc2224 7 років тому +2

      Ryan C the one about the pregnant chick doing angel dust with joey is deep

    • @RMilke-iq1ie
      @RMilke-iq1ie 6 років тому

      yeah wtf? "for some reason?" they have legitimate chemistry to begin with.

    • @gigicestone4902
      @gigicestone4902 5 років тому

      It's called trust.

  • @claudeduncan734
    @claudeduncan734 6 років тому +100

    Bad choices make great stories

  • @HelderP1337
    @HelderP1337 8 років тому +458

    I'm a game developer and I listen to all these podcasts at work, it's perfect!

    • @ejfunny
      @ejfunny 7 років тому +10

      what is it like being a game developer. I've always wanted to be one so im curious

    • @HelderP1337
      @HelderP1337 7 років тому +66

      Ezra Washington It's a lot of work, basically you need to dedicate your whole life to it, because it's an ever changing industry. Stop learning for a year or so, and you're already a dinosaur.
      If all that actually sounds good to you, then great. The good thing about that is that most people that actually stay in this industry are very passionate, they have to be otherwise they'd go nuts.
      I find it very satisfying and I absolutely love it.

    • @adamwilson3550
      @adamwilson3550 7 років тому +2

      Helder Pinto. I think he has genuine stories and he tells them so well. Joey is the best.

    • @egoist7990
      @egoist7990 7 років тому +8

      I'm a piece of shit and I marathon the fuck outta some Mad Flava podcasts.

    • @captainkushy7829
      @captainkushy7829 7 років тому +7

      Don't ever let them give you a deadline bro keep games natural and fun like back in the day and goodlook at work

  • @mr.niceguy777
    @mr.niceguy777 8 років тому +139

    I'm a armed security guard and I'd say I listen to podcasts 50% of the time I'm at work ha

    • @lestermacias2492
      @lestermacias2492 7 років тому +26

      Whats your weapon a flash light and a whistle 😂

    • @alexaker5816
      @alexaker5816 7 років тому +18

      I said the same shit...like lol wtf why throw in a armed security guard fuck I would just say I'm a guard

    • @Not_A_Federal_Agent
      @Not_A_Federal_Agent 6 років тому +14

      Lol “Hey everybody look at me, I’m armed!!!!!!!!🤣” gtfo

    • @mauroortiz9180
      @mauroortiz9180 6 років тому +1

      Wireless headphones?

    • @brettdyer472
      @brettdyer472 6 років тому +9

      "Top flight security of the world craig!"

  • @bbmanman6968
    @bbmanman6968 5 років тому +25

    Joe's "I'm gonna poison you" moment is actually very, very powerful

    • @adamord8305
      @adamord8305 4 роки тому +1

      bbman man for a man who has never done heroin, he nailed it.

  • @christiaanvantuinen4352
    @christiaanvantuinen4352 8 років тому +59

    Why does Joey Diaz have so many great stories ( drugs and crime make 4 incredible tales)

    • @amartinez0607
      @amartinez0607 8 років тому +10

      Christiaan van tuinen You just answered your own question

    • @robdela3632
      @robdela3632 8 років тому +3

      be full of shit

    • @rampageclover9788
      @rampageclover9788 6 років тому +1

      Except he’s not full of shit. He played hard and fought cocaine addiction for 30 years

  • @drongorius
    @drongorius 8 років тому +305

    Coco is like a real character from GoodFellas

    • @hankhill1986
      @hankhill1986 7 років тому +16

      Drongorius those characters are real

    • @OBAMAisTRASHlikeU
      @OBAMAisTRASHlikeU 7 років тому +1

      Drongorius ummmm no? He was never in that movie bro lmao wtf are you watching? Joey is a stand up comedian bro lmao learn some shit bro

    • @AlexS-y3d
      @AlexS-y3d 7 років тому +5

      He did voice acting for the video game, Mafia 3, as a Cuban gangster though.

    • @briarjensen2123
      @briarjensen2123 7 років тому +1

      Ya he's Pauley

    • @adamwilson3550
      @adamwilson3550 7 років тому

      Drongorius Joey does have the persona. He's a tough dog. Been through the wringer. He's the gospel.

  • @ricky4mel
    @ricky4mel 5 років тому +24

    Thanks guys I have just found out that I have lung cancer and you're taking positive about it and I'm scared as fk but it's nice to hear you talk about it it's reassuring, thanks

    • @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241
      @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241 5 років тому

      ricky4mel I was in a car wreck & the doctors made me stay the weekend, they ran some tests and said that they found a spot on my lungs, so they made me an appt at a cancer institution. I never went & now I regret it

    • @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241
      @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241 5 років тому

      I’m working on it, I know it was foolish but I was scared at the same time.

    • @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241
      @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241 5 років тому

      Jimmy John about a year ago

    • @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241
      @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241 5 років тому

      I don’t have insurance also

    • @Cognitoman
      @Cognitoman 5 років тому

      Logan Bme damn dude go get it checked if you are serious better safe then sorry

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 7 років тому +68

    So strange how listening to 2 dudes talk about refrigerators and salt is so entertaining.

  • @hvaranhvaran
    @hvaranhvaran 8 років тому +234

    "They are green, but good enough" AHAHAHAHA

  • @dudec3
    @dudec3 5 років тому +6

    Joe you got it right man. I'm listening to this while I work. Makes my Desk Job actually bearable. I work for IBM and I got my ass chained to a desk for literally 8 hours a Day. It's great to have Joey Diaz and Joe to keep me company.

  • @chillout7975
    @chillout7975 8 років тому +53

    when these two get together it's always a laugh ;)

    • @jon8192
      @jon8192 8 років тому +10

      I actually heard one time they met up and just had some food. Spoke about some serious subjects.

    • @chillout7975
      @chillout7975 8 років тому +2

      +Jon K that is nice 😜glad they keep shit lighthearted on the podcast....that's why a lot of us like to listen - escape from everything else for a while ✌️

  • @usakrana8871
    @usakrana8871 7 років тому +66

    CALL THE VIKINGS! Theyre giving away salt at this burger place!!! lol

  • @MikeB-rb7nk
    @MikeB-rb7nk 5 років тому +44

    I drank about two gallons of water after hearing Joey Diaz.

    • @sorryimsosad
      @sorryimsosad 4 роки тому +1

      That’s it? I needed a fire department.

  • @Project862006
    @Project862006 8 років тому +121

    jon jones,kevin smith and now joey diaz damn rogan been killing it lately

    • @shawngoodine9645
      @shawngoodine9645 8 років тому +12

      I think he did 6 last week alone lol. Must be gearing up for a hunt.

    • @SatanDynastyKiller
      @SatanDynastyKiller 8 років тому

      Shawn Goodine he is going on vacation with his family, he said it on the fight companion, or whatever it is called, last week with Shaub, bravo and callen...

    • @jupyter_core9411
      @jupyter_core9411 8 років тому +2

      Don't forget Tom Papa

    • @EatBars
      @EatBars 8 років тому +11

      "Chaaaaamp...."

    • @uzieric1
      @uzieric1 8 років тому +3

      Project862006
      Kevin Smith is a fat Hillary voter.

  • @wingsofsteel3246
    @wingsofsteel3246 8 років тому +43

    The time when Twitter and FB are turned off.... When all notifications are changed to silent-
    Work, play, and everything in-between are long forgotten;
    The planets all align.....
    CoCo IS ON JRE, BABYYY!!!!

    • @peteirie1075
      @peteirie1075 8 років тому +16

      Keyser Söze - i actually felt your enthusiasm..

  • @franco30528
    @franco30528 6 років тому +92

    1st time I got head, I thought I was dreaming

    • @eddiestark131
      @eddiestark131 5 років тому +4

      Carlos an out of body experience yea I had one to and sex for the first time.

    • @510-c1p
      @510-c1p 5 років тому +1

      Carlos 🤣💯

    • @sheeeitmayn4384
      @sheeeitmayn4384 4 роки тому +6

      First time I got head, it was from my uncle and I wished I was dreaming.

    • @kingmucho4839
      @kingmucho4839 4 роки тому +1

      @@sheeeitmayn4384 tragic

    • @nikhilghatnekar
      @nikhilghatnekar 4 роки тому

      😂😂 Timestamp?

  • @cfh0611
    @cfh0611 7 років тому +73

    snortin coke, eatin ass, it was filthy! lolololol

  • @burtwatson2132
    @burtwatson2132 8 років тому +64

    When you realize, that you still use a radiator for heat, while Joe was making fun of it.

  • @MrRou114
    @MrRou114 6 років тому +25

    55:00 is the best story lmao

  • @frankdux5544
    @frankdux5544 7 років тому +74

    I like Rogans job. Smoke weed and talk shit all day...

    • @varmintbaby434
      @varmintbaby434 6 років тому

      Props for the "Bloodsport" reference in your name. Unless you're a fan of the real guy... but still props.

  • @bobfalfa76
    @bobfalfa76 8 років тому +64

    Kevin Smith then Joey Diaz.. you're on a roll Joe Rogan!!

    • @Horzydood
      @Horzydood 8 років тому

      Bob Falfa fucking A he is dude, the kevin smith episode got me hyped as fuck, love that dudes work and then next day joey diaz? fuck yesss

    • @bobfalfa76
      @bobfalfa76 8 років тому +1

      xHorizon31x I watched Mallrats right after then listened to Kevin Smith q and a's all night,lol.

    • @bobfalfa76
      @bobfalfa76 8 років тому

      +ERIC_uzi and you're a closed minded douchebag... everybody has hang ups

    • @uzieric1
      @uzieric1 8 років тому +1

      Bob Falfa
      kS being a super dbag makes me narrow minded ?

    • @bobfalfa76
      @bobfalfa76 8 років тому

      +ERIC_uzi no..not being able to accept someone for who they are makes you close minded

  • @The4thLetter
    @The4thLetter 6 років тому +39

    Joey "I'll never forget this" Diaz

  • @johnratcliffe6438
    @johnratcliffe6438 8 років тому +61

    Joey is insane - he's like an extra from the Sopranos :)

    • @lejcart
      @lejcart 8 років тому

      he also plays a robber in 'dog who saved Christmas'

    • @_-_.7
      @_-_.7 8 років тому +5

      John Ratcliffe sound like pussy don't he

  • @Mm-hmmm
    @Mm-hmmm 8 років тому +46

    Joey Diaz needs his stories animated!!!

    • @SidelineCasual
      @SidelineCasual 8 років тому +2

      David Morales check out doc ellis' perfect game on lsd, something like that would be cool

  • @cortroxx85
    @cortroxx85 6 років тому +3

    I listen to joey Diaz in my ear all day while I work; I love you joey Diaz!

  • @moonskeetz
    @moonskeetz 8 років тому +13

    LMAO We got Joey talking bout crab infested furniture, snorting dust, dry hump Laurie then Joe talking bout crying vets. That segue was too funny.

  • @atm9566
    @atm9566 8 років тому +84

    I keep thinking the hair on Joey's forehead is a crack on my screen lol

    • @serkseees
      @serkseees 6 років тому +2

      Jeromy Burks hahahah

    • @rottdad775
      @rottdad775 6 років тому +2

      I thought it was an eyelash or eyebrow hair at first, too.

    • @JerryRiceBall
      @JerryRiceBall 5 років тому

      skrub love Hes playing a young john travolta in a new bio pic.

    • @returnofkings6258
      @returnofkings6258 5 років тому

      Hahaha same...that's one thick greased up/hairsprayed to death couple strands together...cause there's no way it's only one hair. Why wouldn't Joe say anything? Idk, am I a weirdo if I would say something in Joe's shoes?

  • @rolandcraggs348
    @rolandcraggs348 4 роки тому +2

    Joey Diaz life should be made into a series on Netflix. Funniest shit you'll ever see 🤣

    • @Quibblet
      @Quibblet 3 місяці тому

      I remember him from Scare Tactics show.

  • @davidr9482
    @davidr9482 8 років тому +17

    The story around 55 MIN, goodness, that made me laugh sooooo much. Joey Diaz is my idol.

    • @simomimo-t4u
      @simomimo-t4u 8 років тому

      You're aspiring to be a fat criminal?

    • @davidr9482
      @davidr9482 8 років тому

      ????

    • @davidr9482
      @davidr9482 8 років тому

      Mohamed El Alouani Where did you pull that question from?

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy 8 років тому

      +David R you said joeys Your idol and he is objectively a fat criminal

    • @davidr9482
      @davidr9482 8 років тому +2

      Jesus Herrera Comedy WTF is this inquisition? It is an expression in US of A.

  • @MemoVids3
    @MemoVids3 7 років тому +48

    "started snorting coke and eating ass" GOAT

  • @tylerryan458
    @tylerryan458 6 років тому +1

    Joey Diaz literally has me in tears. 😂😂😂😂

  • @fonzybrookestone727
    @fonzybrookestone727 8 років тому +21

    Joey Diaz makes me laugh so fucking much!!! I love his stories! Someone needs to make a collection of all his stories, and release it as a DVD, or some type of download.

  • @NaturalVTSKilla
    @NaturalVTSKilla 8 років тому +38

    I'm listening to this while I'm getting drunk and it's night, I used to listen to JRE at work too tho. 2/3/4 episodes during a shift.

  • @Torchmanz
    @Torchmanz 5 років тому +1

    I could listen to Joey's stories all damn day. Total legend.

  • @lankey6969
    @lankey6969 7 років тому +8

    "I got crabs over the holiday season, yeah, 84 85 season."
    GOLD. PURE GOLD.

  • @camofirefly
    @camofirefly 7 років тому +48

    Those water radiators are all we use in the uk. They're in every house almost. Except for the very very modern ones. And we have no air con.

    • @ethani7137
      @ethani7137 5 років тому +1

      turn your house into a fucking sweatbox though

    • @michaelfogerty
      @michaelfogerty 5 років тому +14

      ​@Joe Lee​Why would you need AC in the UK? It's around 10 degrees all year round

    • @kylej.whitehead-music309
      @kylej.whitehead-music309 5 років тому +3

      @@michaelfogerty Sure it is, except for when a giant heatwave sweeps through and turns half the country into Arizona for a month. It's not very rare for it to be hailing and freezing cold one day and like 25-30 Celsius the next.

    • @jojomcgee3430
      @jojomcgee3430 5 років тому +1

      Boiler heat, not forced air furnaces, require radiator. Got in my house in the U.S. . Great heat because it's radiant heat and heats the objects in the room, not just hot air blowing around. Warm hardwood floors in the morning and somewhere to sit to warm up when you come in from the cold!

    • @jojomcgee3430
      @jojomcgee3430 5 років тому +1

      @Joe Lee no duct work for central air. Gotta use window units.

  • @Batmanthe3rd
    @Batmanthe3rd 7 років тому

    Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz together are GOLD

  • @ObeyCamp
    @ObeyCamp 8 років тому +102

    Angel dust is PCP, not THC crystals, not embalming fluid, nothing but PCP. THC isn't even water soluble so if you insufflate it, it won't get you high, at all, unless you swallow enough of the drip to ingest a psychoactive dose. Same deal as people snorting klonopin. If you snort something called "THC crystals" and get high, you straight-up got lied to about what you snorted lol.

    • @ObeyCamp
      @ObeyCamp 8 років тому +31

      shugo104 Man, I spot lies based on people's physiology, things that are unconscious and can't even be controlled by professionals, and Joey Diaz definitely isn't a liar. He's a professional comic who's lived a batshit crazy 'NYC-in-the-70's' life. I never understand what's so unbelievable about it. Exaggerations aside, it's 100% realistic and possible, especially given the time when it all went down. He definitely exaggerates some things for comic effect and he fills in some gaps that he's not sure about or didn't really understand (like snorting THC crystals) but that's not the same as lying. He's definitely not just making it up or anything like that. Storytelling and lying are so easy to spot when you know what to look for and that's not what Joe Diaz is doing at all. He really doesn't even do it any more often than Rogan does and almost nobody jumps on Rogan calling him a liar. Joe Diaz just lived an unbelievable life. Whether or not anyone believes that kind of thing doesn't change it.

    • @ObeyCamp
      @ObeyCamp 8 років тому +5

      shugo104 It's you who's misunderstanding. Most people absolutely suck at spotting lies, but only when they're untrained, in which case they do about as well as guessing, about 50%. After just a couple hours of training that number can easily go up to 70%+, not to mention about 50 of every 20,000 people are what are called 'truth wizards' (yes, look it up.) These so-called 'truth wizards' develop the ability to spot a lie with 80+% accuracy. They're usually a product of difficult or abusive childhood environments where their very survival relies on observing and decoding body language from a very young age. The brain is an amazing and highly adaptable pattern-recognition machine that has evolved for millions of years. When something benefits a person that strongly, their brain can adapt to focus on and detect it much better than the ignorant general public. Read a book sometime.

    • @ObeyCamp
      @ObeyCamp 8 років тому +6

      Kenny Ridge Isolated THC-O-acetate is also not the same thing as THC. THC-O-acetate is the acetate ester of THC, not THC itself. Furthermore, THC-O-acetate isn't water soluble either, so while you can absolutely inhale a line of it into your nose, you won't get high from doing so because a substance must be water soluble in order to dissolve in the mucous membranes of your nose. Once it gets dissolved in the nose it enters the blood stream and is brought to the drug's compatible receptors. That's the mechanism of action of insufflation. Just because you can put something in your nose doesn't mean it'll get you high, and things that are not water soluble cannot be insufflated effectively.

    • @alexandereden3524
      @alexandereden3524 8 років тому +7

      Nick C On a previous podcast he admits he knows it was pure PCP. He explains that as a teen the dealers explained to him that bs of making PCP to get them hooked by thinking it's nothing more than weed.

    • @ObeyCamp
      @ObeyCamp 8 років тому +2

      Charlie Burkett They definitely don't, but Joe Diaz is also not the most intelligent man in the world lol. He's clearly confused.

  • @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy
    @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy 8 років тому +195

    Joey's lookin slick dawg! Like Razor Ramon or some shit!

    • @jonahfalcon442
      @jonahfalcon442 8 років тому +16

      He looks like Razor Ramon if Razor Ramon ate Razor Ramon.

    • @livesmalldreambig
      @livesmalldreambig 8 років тому +9

      +Jonah Falcon How much Ramen would Razor Ramon Ramen if Razor could Ramen Ramon.

    • @pigeye1986
      @pigeye1986 8 років тому +2

      Mr. Hotdog Shirt Guy. the bad guy

    • @Brandon-vy6uw
      @Brandon-vy6uw 7 років тому +1

      Razor Ramon 😂😂😂😂

    • @BayAreaMike99
      @BayAreaMike99 7 років тому +2

      Mr. Hotdog Shirt Guy I would if I could... bitch!

  • @tristandavis6007
    @tristandavis6007 5 років тому +2

    I could listen to Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz all dayyy😁

  • @michaelpickering6720
    @michaelpickering6720 7 років тому +175

    Thought Diaz's hair on his forehead was a crack on my screen.

  • @lubbucs546
    @lubbucs546 8 років тому +205

    That hair on Joey's forehead looks like a crack in my screen.

    • @spongymcfonsworth
      @spongymcfonsworth 8 років тому +9

      haha wtf!!! i was jus thinking this same shit i even went to wipe fuckin ey!! hi rez coco 4head!

    • @bobsagit10
      @bobsagit10 8 років тому +1

      Adam Moody I thought it was a gnarly scar

    • @louzer2566
      @louzer2566 8 років тому +2

      Adam Moody that s curl is straight Supeman circa 1977

    • @phoenixrising7047
      @phoenixrising7047 8 років тому

      He looks like he should be wearing Star Wars pyjamas holding a plate of cookies in one hand, glass of milk in the other...

    • @mikeemslie7761
      @mikeemslie7761 8 років тому

      Adam Moody u

  • @ericl899
    @ericl899 4 роки тому

    I fall asleep listening to you two. It’s amazing how soothing and calming you both are, even with yelling

  • @lubbucs546
    @lubbucs546 8 років тому +158

    How does Rogan not have a million subscribers?

    • @John-xd1zu
      @John-xd1zu 8 років тому +7

      Adam Moody most of his audience is on iTunes/podcast app

    • @picklerick2771
      @picklerick2771 8 років тому +7

      Because he is good at using alternative distribution than youtube. I don't even think youtube is even close to itunes.

    • @motomason
      @motomason 8 років тому +10

      Adam Moody he gets 40 million downloads a month on podcasts

    • @lubbucs546
      @lubbucs546 8 років тому +8

      lifestrash Now he does. It happened just this week. When I posted this he was still under 900,000.

    • @shesh2265
      @shesh2265 7 років тому +34

      HE DOES NIGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @barryscott5667
    @barryscott5667 8 років тому +86

    1:13:34 Joe got a bit too involved for bit there.....

    • @how_sway
      @how_sway 8 років тому

      Barry Scott Yep

    • @amadeus3418
      @amadeus3418 8 років тому +4

      he is another illuminati puppet like roe jogan and that lesbian truck driver

    • @dvnking
      @dvnking 8 років тому +9

      Hahahaha Diaz looked like it was tripping him out a bit

    • @barryscott5667
      @barryscott5667 8 років тому +1

      Bro Ski please explain, im intrigued

    • @danswelding6748
      @danswelding6748 8 років тому

      DVNKNG bckbkbkb

  • @truthoverall
    @truthoverall 4 місяці тому

    These episodes with Joey age like fine wine. Love coming back to them

  • @stephens700
    @stephens700 8 років тому +57

    i wish Joe would learn what fair use is and stop being afraid to show videos

    • @phoenixrising7047
      @phoenixrising7047 8 років тому

      Didnt they have shit showing on a monitor in the background at one stage?

    • @flipperj2780
      @flipperj2780 8 років тому +6

      We should blackmail him

    • @KM-ch2wc
      @KM-ch2wc 8 років тому +4

      Stephen S wouldnt jamie be more hip on those rules though? idk I figured he must be some expierenced tech guy

    • @hackhair5832
      @hackhair5832 8 років тому +3

      He could technically show anything he wants so long as he keeps it in a smaller section of the screen.. but he wants to play safe with UA-cam, even false claims can sometime result in a strike or removal of a video. And it would be a tragedy to lose 3+ hours of content over a minute long video they were discussing.

  • @hunterdunning1776
    @hunterdunning1776 8 років тому +139

    Joe, it took me like 5 videos, at 3+ hours long each for me to realize that, at times, your bald head would on occasion line up with the Jimi Hendrix picture behind you and give you the most hilarious set of hair on your head. like something from a Luc Beson film. A tiny afro on a mostly bald white guy, and it makes you look like an extra from the fifth element. That's the most hilarious thing I've laughed at in a long time (really, I had to pause it on that frame and take a moment).
    You've made me laugh a lot on purpose, this was I think without you trying.
    Take the compliment. It was meant as such. With a thank you.

    • @codyg6514
      @codyg6514 7 років тому +9

      I've been watching this podcast on and off since around 2012, and I didn't even notice that. Lol holy shit.

    • @evildave2136
      @evildave2136 7 років тому +4

      Hunter Dunning I think that exact same thing! I watched one podcast when I was on drugs and kept thinking his hair was moving on it's own!!

    • @warrrmayhem
      @warrrmayhem 6 років тому +1

      oh shit, how do i unsee it now

    • @puffythefam4225
      @puffythefam4225 6 років тому +2

      Yeah man have you ever watched it like, on weed man lol

    • @krexoriginal
      @krexoriginal 6 років тому +1

      That's Rosa Parks, not Hendrix.

  • @armandojuan64
    @armandojuan64 6 років тому

    Joe and Joey together is priceless .

  • @hintonoriginal
    @hintonoriginal 8 років тому +167

    You should get Snoop Dogg on the podcast.

    • @southernvibezzz4931
      @southernvibezzz4931 7 років тому +1

      Brandon Hinton he's fucking illuminati I don't see snoop complimenting this podcast

    • @MrBass411
      @MrBass411 7 років тому

      Sunflower ThriftingPower how sway?

    • @sidscarborough3160
      @sidscarborough3160 5 років тому

      Snoop Dogg wants too much money for Rogans budget.

  • @Summerlyfecapital
    @Summerlyfecapital 8 років тому +21

    On the ICE BOX NOTE, Back in those days there weren't even super markets , you would have to go to the bakery for bread, butches for meat , farmers market for fruit a veggies , those were hard times

    • @Summerlyfecapital
      @Summerlyfecapital 8 років тому +1

      A lot of walking

    • @adammoscatello146
      @adammoscatello146 8 років тому +10

      Trippy Shaman 10 miles up hill both ways in the snow!

    • @puffythefam4225
      @puffythefam4225 6 років тому

      Hard times or simple times...........mind blown

    • @mauvelauritzen
      @mauvelauritzen 6 років тому

      don't tell me this I'm 22 I don't know what you mean

    • @Steezey7
      @Steezey7 6 років тому

      Man sounds great. Nice and simple.

  • @grimble4564
    @grimble4564 5 років тому +1

    Joe, Joey, and two beers are the only friends you need to unwind properly

  • @vecasuena
    @vecasuena 8 років тому +101

    I wish they would have recorded joeys face when conor KO'd his BF eddie alvarez

    • @bargainbuysgenius
      @bargainbuysgenius 8 років тому +30

      "Where's Conor mcgrogor now!"

    • @vecasuena
      @vecasuena 8 років тому +9

      haha, he's just gonna act like 205 never happened.

    • @yoyoholck
      @yoyoholck 8 років тому +2

      true joey. be a man and face up to it.

    • @vecasuena
      @vecasuena 8 років тому +2

      A fuck like you has no balls

    • @dkoli
      @dkoli 8 років тому +3

      if only eddy wrestled... or at least tried.

  • @schwarg
    @schwarg 8 років тому +10

    I always wonder about Joey during those long periods of silence where Joe has to incessantly ramble when he realizes Joey isn't going to chime in...

  • @marcwhite327
    @marcwhite327 6 років тому +41

    When u shoot coke u hear helicopters!!!

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 8 років тому +82

    If Eddie Bravo was on this podcast, he would've questioned Joey about mentioning pizza: 3:46 #PizzaGate

    • @gunman7891
      @gunman7891 8 років тому +2

      CZRXCZR if eddie was on, he would question every story joey has to say.

    • @mungofish81
      @mungofish81 8 років тому +75

      I don't mind Eddie in short bursts, they should wheel him in strapped up like hannibal lecter, let him rant about chem-trails for 15 minutes then wheel him back out again

    • @jeremywhitfield4556
      @jeremywhitfield4556 8 років тому +3

      mungofish81 lmao yea

  • @fnewts
    @fnewts 8 років тому +27

    *sits looking at radiator heater under window against wall*

    • @NaturalVTSKilla
      @NaturalVTSKilla 8 років тому

      frederick newton lol

    • @coreycollins4047
      @coreycollins4047 8 років тому +1

      frederick newton and opens freezer with screw driver to defrost it

    • @DestroyerofWorlds0x
      @DestroyerofWorlds0x 8 років тому

      It's standard in the UK, so inefficient, i do enjoy pissing money away though ;)

  • @MikeHoncho43
    @MikeHoncho43 5 років тому +2

    I couldn’t hang with Joey Diaz I would die of laughter😂

  • @2013_Shox
    @2013_Shox 8 років тому +60

    Do radiators not exist anymore. Everywhere in the Uk uses radiators and we have no ac

    • @hmackprotection1
      @hmackprotection1 8 років тому +13

      ronald bangtidy, they are ancient in the U.S..they started going away around the early 90's

    • @brettpgh3312
      @brettpgh3312 8 років тому

      Our fire houses still have them, but the buildings are pretty old.

    • @hmackprotection1
      @hmackprotection1 8 років тому +1

      Brett PGH, right on

    • @roycedot
      @roycedot 8 років тому +3

      A lot of apartments in New York City use radiators, or steam pipes. Central air conditioning is rare in most apartments.

    • @markymook2323
      @markymook2323 8 років тому +3

      roycedot yea mine whistles and is hotter than death

  • @luckyasmr1374
    @luckyasmr1374 4 роки тому +16

    Joe: "If you just do like the Wim Hoff Method."
    Joey: "What's the Win Huff?"

  • @fernandovergara1838
    @fernandovergara1838 4 роки тому

    Everybody needs a Joey Diaz in their life

  • @naldin88hall
    @naldin88hall 5 років тому +7

    "do you have a bug problem" I'm going to die lmao😂😂😂😂😂