Unintentional ASMR Compilation

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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  • @beltanetrex
    @beltanetrex 4 місяці тому +73

    "Just because the treatment doesn't work doesn't mean that the treatment isn't working."

    • @AeonAnomaly
      @AeonAnomaly 3 місяці тому +3

      Not just that, but he phrases it in a way that pushes it onto them. "... so whatever the person is allowing themselves to receive from the healing..."

    • @kevinb7126
      @kevinb7126 2 місяці тому +2

      Like if it doesn’t work it’s all your fault

  • @lukeallen5282
    @lukeallen5282 3 роки тому +126

    12:03 me on tinder

  • @levipeters88
    @levipeters88 5 місяців тому +44

    Idk why lies put me to sleep so well 🤷‍♂️

    • @d.s.9692
      @d.s.9692 5 місяців тому +4

      It's a satisfying feeling. Stupid people are blowing their rent money on some quackery that is ineffective at best, all is right with the world

  • @JmeJDJ
    @JmeJDJ 3 роки тому +76

    Quackery is my asmr....

  • @jordanfurr6646
    @jordanfurr6646 Місяць тому +1

    “Before we get started close your eyes…i don’t want you laughing during our session”

  • @Muggins92
    @Muggins92 4 місяці тому +4

    And I have to like what he says.

  • @commissarblyt.8073
    @commissarblyt.8073 20 днів тому

    Ngl the man in the first video feels like a comedy somehow…

  • @BenjaminBowling777
    @BenjaminBowling777 5 місяців тому +3

    Suits motivational lecturer

  • @alexrandall8090
    @alexrandall8090 2 роки тому +2

    Does anyone have a source for the suit fitting video?

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129  2 роки тому +6

      Steel balls suit fitting

  • @JoRoWi83
    @JoRoWi83 3 роки тому +6

    There is a video with a white doctor amd a black male patient
    Its on a complication video like this
    It’s. A full on cranial nerves exam
    I can’t find it anywhere
    The doc is prett dorky but he is great
    No real way to describe it better
    I’ve been loookf for it forever

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129  3 роки тому

      I can't think of anything.

    • @odrsh3mal3o53
      @odrsh3mal3o53 3 роки тому +2

      SemideCoco ?

    • @jolliepuff4138
      @jolliepuff4138 3 роки тому

      Is it this?
      ua-cam.com/video/K_8IMlSDhKc/v-deo.html

    • @JoRoWi83
      @JoRoWi83 3 роки тому +4

      @@jolliepuff4138 It is
      I found it a month ago :)

    • @compdddd
      @compdddd 4 місяці тому

      @@JoRoWi83got a link by chance?

  • @openeyefilms
    @openeyefilms 2 місяці тому

    Ugh this guy is annoying

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129  2 місяці тому

      I'm guessing the guy obsessed with the suit fitting?

  • @shawnpearsonsandhilltreasu8973
    @shawnpearsonsandhilltreasu8973 3 місяці тому +29

    60% of the time, it works every time

  • @SCATTERPLAYS
    @SCATTERPLAYS 4 роки тому +96

    Not sure if you know this but if you duplicate the clip in your editor and set them both to mono it creates a better experience for headphone users, I can only hear out of one of my earbuds atm

  • @the7thtrumpet781
    @the7thtrumpet781 5 місяців тому +41

    13:11 I love how the roll of paper towels just follows him. Then proceeds to say God works through me. That’s God says clean your act up 🤣🤣

  • @MoefoeAhole-gy9vd
    @MoefoeAhole-gy9vd 4 місяці тому +11

    11:56-12:12 he's manipulating the video picture itself , amazing!

  • @briangithae2555
    @briangithae2555 5 місяців тому +15

    A man who tells me "believe me" is a man who tells me I can't believe him all on my own

  • @Friedtoenails
    @Friedtoenails 3 місяці тому +10

    That tailoring is appropriate for establishing a Navy Suit for war

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129  3 місяці тому +2

      Thank you for establishing the established process for establishing things in this establishment.

    • @michalnowicki5697
      @michalnowicki5697 22 дні тому +1

      ​@@JMB129that's how you establish an establishment good job

  • @Muggins92
    @Muggins92 5 місяців тому +10

    And believe it or not, sometimes one leg's longer than the other.

  • @darrenstillwell9007
    @darrenstillwell9007 3 місяці тому +9

    Right off the turnip truck

  • @gogglebox2456
    @gogglebox2456 5 місяців тому +19

    "ight so i just wiggled my hands at your feet, now half the people feel general feelings of relaxation, and the other half dont feel shit. But if you really believe, you'll be healed"

    • @vanillac0keh3ad
      @vanillac0keh3ad 2 місяці тому

      Because its mostly a psychological thing. Reiki and such energetic healings are ultimately about the mind. And that can still help you physically. There are worse things to spend your money on that actually mess you up, like mcdonalds. I dont get why people get so especially cynical when it comes to holistic methods of healthcare

  • @TheSholaska18
    @TheSholaska18 5 місяців тому +5

    I call bs on the guy with the clipboard... The first part is unnecessary if your just going to rub her back and say "oh it helps" later.

  • @voornaamachternaam6195
    @voornaamachternaam6195 4 роки тому +14

    Besides the one clip with the audio issue, great video

  • @henkmeerdink936
    @henkmeerdink936 Місяць тому +2

    " I will do some healing on your wallet"

  • @henkmeerdink2088
    @henkmeerdink2088 5 місяців тому +10

    Triangles, wat we call triangles....

  • @Fates-End
    @Fates-End 2 місяці тому +2

    my right ear going through fomo watching this video

  • @martinluc2361
    @martinluc2361 7 місяців тому +23

    20:30 look like empire space bike on ewoks planete position

    • @niklasl3880
      @niklasl3880 5 місяців тому +1

      Speeder bikes on Endor?

  • @mastermuke411
    @mastermuke411 Місяць тому +1

    I really need to know what he's writing down after he magically waves his hands around.

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129  Місяць тому +2

      @@mastermuke411 "Buy more paper towels, shampoo and conditioner."

    • @maizetoken377
      @maizetoken377 8 днів тому

      @@JMB129😂😂😂

  • @daboi5779
    @daboi5779 3 роки тому +11

    a well established video

  • @Thewestcoastshooter
    @Thewestcoastshooter 3 роки тому +20

    14:00 lol what a wackadoo

    • @carjuncky1
      @carjuncky1 3 роки тому +1

      Healing first 🤣

    • @ThomasMees
      @ThomasMees 2 місяці тому

      Damn good scammer

    • @kierankehoe2275
      @kierankehoe2275 Місяць тому

      Actually he’s an absolute genius. The show, the delivery, I love everything about this badass mofo right here

  • @maizetoken377
    @maizetoken377 8 днів тому

    15:34 He can't heal himself of that cough, though.

  • @endlessthunder6161
    @endlessthunder6161 Місяць тому +1

    When a cowboy becomes your tailor🤣

  • @bethanysump8605
    @bethanysump8605 Місяць тому +2

    Where did you find the first suit video???? I’ve been looking for that for forever!

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129  Місяць тому

      @@bethanysump8605 Steel Balls Press Suit Tailoring

  • @acepc2
    @acepc2 3 роки тому +4

    This guy cares ❤️

  • @maizetoken377
    @maizetoken377 8 днів тому

    That hanger pop at 25:53.

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129  8 днів тому +1

      Breathtaking

  • @brianbrinkman7964
    @brianbrinkman7964 3 місяці тому +8

    Gotta watch those salesman shenigans.

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129  3 місяці тому +2

      I followed their methods and increased my company's sales by 50%.

    • @AndrewJackson7th
      @AndrewJackson7th 3 місяці тому

      fr the whole clip was just him tearing apart the way those people dressed

  • @asmrwww3
    @asmrwww3 Місяць тому

    He rly thinks god heals the people on his command?

  • @drizztx1985
    @drizztx1985 Місяць тому

    i know its just a sham but its so relaxing, does anyone have a link to more vids of the preacher/chiropractor? lol

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129  Місяць тому +1

      @@drizztx1985 That's Saul Shaye, you can look him up and find the other videos.

  • @memorylane01
    @memorylane01 5 місяців тому +2

    first guy sounds like joe biden

    • @wadecooler7496
      @wadecooler7496 5 місяців тому +3

      Nah, you can understand what first guy says

    • @RMSx3-hx3po
      @RMSx3-hx3po 5 місяців тому +1

      “Trueandibternationaldepressor….”
      - Joe Biden

  • @Jack-em8zw
    @Jack-em8zw 3 роки тому +2

    What's the first video?

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129  3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/DHtUWAVw0Yc/v-deo.html

  • @wannyally
    @wannyally 2 місяці тому

    I could smell that belch at 1226 !

  • @sugoipapi2572
    @sugoipapi2572 2 місяці тому

    *T R I A N G L E S*

  • @th.monroe
    @th.monroe 3 місяці тому

    What’s the video at 13:00 it’s perfect

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129  3 місяці тому

      Saul Shaye

  • @kevinjamesdawes7223
    @kevinjamesdawes7223 2 місяці тому

    Mid rolls on asmr. Have you been sniffing glue?

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129  2 місяці тому +1

      I threw this crap together with my favorite parts that make me sleepy.

  • @moobie02
    @moobie02 3 місяці тому

    Have you tried the healing? It's my favorite!

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129  3 місяці тому +1

      Aaaalright

  • @AlmostAndre777
    @AlmostAndre777 5 місяців тому

    Suits him well

  • @justintyme4690
    @justintyme4690 3 роки тому

    I'm deff now

  • @stevemarzullo2524
    @stevemarzullo2524 4 місяці тому +1

    The rent-a-center and the office depot

  • @naturalbeauty6769
    @naturalbeauty6769 3 роки тому +1

    I thought this was asmr (whispers and tapping ) but I guess it was interesting because I stayed

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129  3 роки тому +5

      I try to find different random types of asmr to help me sleep and am still looking for new stuff.

    • @Biznissreal
      @Biznissreal 3 роки тому +4

      Yoo asmr isn’t just tapping it comes in many forms.

  • @yesman6559
    @yesman6559 3 роки тому

    Yes

  • @maizetoken377
    @maizetoken377 8 днів тому

    19:45 Okay so da first thing I'm gonna do…I'm gonna move da legs over to da side an pretend they're centered.

  • @alexandera.1411
    @alexandera.1411 3 роки тому +5

    People in suits with disgustingly short hair always leave an impression of someone who is trying to lie to or trick you. I prefer taking to salesmen in leather jackets, torn jeans, and chains.

    • @cropi8651
      @cropi8651 3 роки тому +14

      those are called drug dealers

    • @alexandera.1411
      @alexandera.1411 3 роки тому

      @@cropi8651 , yeah, if they wear suits and sport short hair.

    • @MikeLarry37
      @MikeLarry37 5 місяців тому +1

      I disagree. Short hair is more serious. It's more masculine. I'd trust a short haired man over a long haired hippie any day of the week. 😂 Guess we can receive different messages from an appearance. Somethings are definitely universal however.

    • @stormwarning1235
      @stormwarning1235 4 місяці тому

      You wish to live dangerously? You would buy a car from a man whose car won't start?

    • @stormwarning1235
      @stormwarning1235 4 місяці тому

      ​@@alexandera.1411How old are you? Twelve? Sixteen, maybe?

  • @sublingualsidekick
    @sublingualsidekick 5 місяців тому

    Can’t have commercials on asmr videos, dude. Thumbs downed and blocked your channel.

    • @gogglebox2456
      @gogglebox2456 5 місяців тому +7

      UA-cam will literally force insert ads these days. It's most likely not their fault lmfao grow up and do ten seconds of research

    • @cihanhinds7824
      @cihanhinds7824 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@gogglebox2456he said commercial means they are an older gen

    • @cinquedark5ivekamau800
      @cinquedark5ivekamau800 3 місяці тому +1

      Nobody cares