”That’s great, thank you. Look a bit to your left, thank you. I just like to listen to your heart, That’s lovely. Alright we are done, thank you.” That is all you need to know!
@@M3Busssin Well thank you for complimenting him! You obviously weren't being sarcastic and were being a kind, respectful person instead of an inverted peanut like someone who tells people they aren't funny on the internet
I try to watch these videos to put myself to sleep and yet here I am at 3:30 AM - still awake - wheezing as I try not to wake up anyone else in the house whilst reading these comments. Comedy at its finest. 😂 I love how the ASMR community has its own gold mine of memes. 👌
*speaks softly* we do not have a gold mine, we have a stream which has a lot of gold containing rocks, because the sound of water is way nicer... *water flows ocer some rocks in the background*
At 4:48 I was looking away and got a notification. I looked at my phone, saw them, I thought the old man was the doctor, and got beyond concerned when he started undressing.
“And read the second line.” James took her firmly stroking his hand down her soft belly towards her expectant, quivering mound...” “Yes, Thankyou!” Snatches book away.
Thank you, are you enjoying this sir thank you. can you raise your leg, thank you. I'm checking for the throbbing vein, thank you...mmmm....yes thank you.
8:53 That old "man" (read:lizard person) seems to have no idea what humans are supposed to look like when holding their breath and also... 9:16 breathing.
9:19 it’s as if the command “stop breathing” genuinely turned off the man’s breathing function and he went in to despair for a moment! Haha honest to god don’t think he would’ve ever breathed again if the command to start breathing never came.
4:45 "Now Mr Jackson I'd like to examine your heart now please." >*Punches through his rib cage and tears out his beating heart* >Examines whilst Mr Jackson goes into shock and spasm "Yes thank you."
31:32 when I’m accused of eating classified government documents so have to feel my neck to find them 31:35 they’re close to finding all the yummy documented war crimes
It’s sad physicians no longer do this anymore, it’s typically a revolving door policy, 30mins-1 hour wait, 15 minutes out. The human body is quite resilient.
I remember these exams and our assessments in 2008 followed by our practical tests. I remember my test was lower back pain and acute ascending pylonephritis following uti
![Princess Eev 🍍 [ASMR]](http://yt3.ggpht.com/625jt9EcA7EhOum2nlkr5CRQMTSo0hSWZ0lCj_LaC_F-xOHLxbA-ZHlvTK95cGTKtlkNpYiI1w=s48-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj)
"I'd like to test your vision. Do you wear glasses?"
"No."
"Thank you. That concludes the vision test."
He's top tier in doctors and it shows
Do you have pain in your tummy? No. *Feels her for 5 minutes*
Fuck sakes 😂😂😂
Lmaooo
@@ChrisEightyNine- I think he was trying to possibly feel for a little baby
I’ve seen so many variations of these unintentional asmr medical training videos that I could probably acquire a medical license at this point.
No you couldn’t
I think he could.
@@mark83175 sarcasm
Eat a sandwich first.
”That’s great, thank you. Look a bit to your left, thank you. I just like to listen to your heart, That’s lovely. Alright we are done, thank you.”
That is all you need to know!
17:07 Cortez asking Aztec emperor Cuauhtemoc where he hid the gold, 1533 (colorized)
Also Cortez being asked where the Aztecs went
Also the Spanish when asked why the gold didn't make their economy strong but bankrupt instead
Lmao
Jajaja siempre me recuerda a que los españoles olian a mierda como todos los europeos.
Gloriously brilliant
Doctor: ''Im just going to feel your tummy now''
**proceeds to give energetically loud raspberry**
''Thats lovely. Thank you''
Only a small part of me expected it to actually happen.
10:34 When I decide to talk to a girl but end up being awkward.
😂
Perfectly useless.
Perfect for the NHS
I wish my doctor worked in an eternal, black abyss.
Lmao the first thought at the beginning of the video I had was "Holy shit, we're in the void!"
@@s3dchrWOW SO FUNNY
🤣🤣🤣
@@M3Busssin Well thank you for complimenting him! You obviously weren't being sarcastic and were being a kind, respectful person instead of an inverted peanut like someone who tells people they aren't funny on the internet
POV: you're Eleven spying on the doctors in the void
16:50 When I make eye contact with my crush from across the room.
best!! :D
Should probably stop doing that
Lol
9:18 this guy almost dies everytime the doctor has him manually control his breathing
Umm, why am I now breathing manually
@@cxg6037blinking manually, swallowing manually, breathing manually, you also have jingle bells stuck in your head now
Dude....how can i go back to working automatically@@Jack6J57
@@Jack6J57jokes on you I’ve been do it my whole life
He sounds desperate when he asks him to "breath again please" 😂
If I could just have you read this comment. That's lovely. Thank you.
You sneaky bastard
Well played
I see what u did there, genius.
Sneaky bugger
that's great. thanks
32:35
“Could you just breath like you’re in the Olympics 200m Men’s Butterfly for me?
That’s lovely, thank you.”
I try to watch these videos to put myself to sleep and yet here I am at 3:30 AM - still awake - wheezing as I try not to wake up anyone else in the house whilst reading these comments. Comedy at its finest. 😂 I love how the ASMR community has its own gold mine of memes. 👌
*speaks softly* we do not have a gold mine, we have a stream which has a lot of gold containing rocks, because the sound of water is way nicer... *water flows ocer some rocks in the background*
I was about to comment this exact same thing...hahaha...ooh man, Im crying in silence...
Literally me rn 😂 especially the "when your homie asks if you're high" bit. Lawd have mercy 😂😂😂
It's 3:12 am rn and I'm doing the same thing. This is definitely a trap.
same right now bro lmaooo
5:34 man fell asleep
doc said gimme ur hands he shot up like he was late for work 😂😂😂😂
youtuber lol ya
He got reanimated
@@dekudude8888 a man with culture i see
Doctor: Ok can I ask you to stop breath
Old man: *dies*
Doctor: ok thankyou
Is this doctor Jack the Ripper because he would never be caught
Ahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahqha
At that point the patient would go all lovely and floppy.
@@airmackeeee6792 not for very long though... Rigor mortis is kind of a bitch 💀
@@Li_Tobler 😁😁😁😁
14:00 when your friend takes your pen and you want it back
😂
Same as 3:25 😂
16:21 when I’m trying to fake sick to stay home but mom doesn’t believe me
Lol
Oh my god 😂
9:20 mfw they didn't listen and I have to tell the whole story again
Mobile suit gundam
00:54
I just fell off the bed laughing 😂😂😂😭
creepy
#BirdBox
Metallica
0:56 When you and him are fooling around, on the first date.
21:57 when ur mum’s giving u a lecture in the car
DAMN TRUEEE
Fuuuuuuuuck 😂😂😂😂
Pretty accurate
What’s your insta 😂
Max Porter water bottles for thirst sold separately 😂
At 4:48 I was looking away and got a notification. I looked at my phone, saw them, I thought the old man was the doctor, and got beyond concerned when he started undressing.
BRO WHAT
😂😂😂😂
What the actual fuck 😂
🤣😂
How else does the patient pay with no money.
31:33 When I’m worried my non-human status is about to be discovered
16:07 I need a 20 minute video of this
Omg my tingles jesus
SAME
thats my fav part lol
Me too
Look no further than to asmr
10:50 "Just read the top line. "
"and he screamed, "You ain't never taking me alive, copper. Not never." "
"Thank you..."
Just read the top line
"We gotta cheese it, fellas! The fuzz is here! They ain't never gonna take us alive!"
“And read the second line.”
James took her firmly stroking his hand down her soft belly towards her expectant, quivering mound...”
“Yes, Thankyou!” Snatches book away.
3:25 “im just gonna feel your left kidney”
*pulls out kidney *
“Thank you”
This is the longest foreplay i've ever seen
UA-cam really needs a laugh react😂😁
Thank you, are you enjoying this sir thank you. can you raise your leg, thank you. I'm checking for the throbbing vein, thank you...mmmm....yes thank you.
You should try Japanese AV, it's like 90 minutes of foreplay
This got me good. 😹☠️
😂😂😂
12:33 there’s no way he going to do it from th... oh
😂😂😂
When you walk up to reception but the person behind the counter hasn’t noticed you. 16:21
This brings back so many good memories of getting medical checkups as a kid. My first experience with ASMR.
My first experience with tingles was at the nurse office getting a lice check
@@-_Fawi_-yep!
sim! 💖
15:56 me at the snooker club when they ask me where the balls have gone
15:51 me when I know I’ve gotten away with it, again
I laughed so hard at this. Thanks!
Ironically both faces that Ronnie might be making at any given point in a break lol
BRO IM CRYING😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
13:03 when your homie asks if he looks high
The torch and everything comes out
LMAO
That’s some 3 stooges action right there. 😹
With all these exams I’ve watched, I’m basically a doctor
Ahhhh, BUT... Could your voice lull someone to sleep...?
FR-💀
More or less
8:53 That old "man" (read:lizard person) seems to have no idea what humans are supposed to look like when holding their breath and also... 9:16 breathing.
I can’t. I’m dead. This one got me! 😂
Omg why did he open his mouth like that 😭😭
Skipped to 27:50 and thought he was pronouncing his death lmfao
😂
9:19 it’s as if the command “stop breathing” genuinely turned off the man’s breathing function and he went in to despair for a moment! Haha honest to god don’t think he would’ve ever breathed again if the command to start breathing never came.
After the examination was complete, the doctor prescribed a navy suit for war.
Okay now cover your other eye and read the second line
Yes but not before he apologizes for his sandwich breath
This comment got me red in the face.
Fight.... Fight..... FIGHT
This may have the best comments section on UA-cam
I'm having fun jumping from timestamp to timestamp.
This is amazing 😂😂
Bob Ross’ comment section: “Am I a joke to you?”
So read them again
28:39 And there's the doctor's joke.
simonbodd 28:39 *
I don’t get it ...
Old man was acting so strange he suspected he was actually a lizard guy
4:12 drops a fart, tests the flavour
Meaty with a pinch of egg
😂
10:50 Realized that the Captain of the Titanic was having a cranial exam.
@CC-watches - But I thought he went down with the ship, how is that even possible
It does look like him! 😹
He was a quiet man. An artist…
A craftsman
A landscaper
Let the saw do the work...
...Something about the goats and sheep
...something about looking at the grass, and at the sky, and a Russian mom....
This is Unintentional ASMR at its finest!! I could watch these for hours. And I do!! LOL
17:09
Me when my mom asks when im gona move out
29:10 when you’re mum tells you to tidy your room
You deserve way more likes
"if you could just open your mouth for me?"
*spits in her mouth*'
"ah, lovely thanks"
You want to fall asleep faster?
Take a shot of vodka every time they say “thank you”
Instructions unclear now my cats on the roof thanks mate
By "fall asleep faster" you mean die?
13:08 U WOT, MATE?
Spikey hopefully he didn’t have sandwich breath
@@Patrick-dh5mv yess
That’s accurate
@@Patrick-dh5mv that vid is goated
I'll poke your eye out!
15:25 when I'm so shocked at the latest gossip
When he asks you to make that face in bed.
9:25 "And stop breathing.... and breath again please" sir, sir? SIR I NEED YOU TO FUCKING BREATH RIGHT NOW GOD DAMN IT.
I lasted about a minute and 45 seconds before checking the comments, knowing there would be gold.
11:05 I could listen to him read me bedtime stories every night.
omg your so right !
4:45 "Now Mr Jackson I'd like to examine your heart now please."
>*Punches through his rib cage and tears out his beating heart*
>Examines whilst Mr Jackson goes into shock and spasm
"Yes thank you."
🤣
Kali ma
Kali ma
Shock titty.
Cringe
@@BramsCommandoremember 😊
😊
16:52 ok doc this is exam is taking a weird turn.
18:28 “ could you take off all your clothes so i can examine your hands”
Im dying
Ahahahahahahahaha
He just said "Jake I'll examine ur arms first" and Jake was like "bitch then why am I half naked"
Bernie getting that free healthcare at 4:43.
4:10 now I will listen to some bowel sounds,
4:13 sniffs twice to see if she farted.
xkencx *faints*
"If you can just smell my sandwich breath for me."
"Great, thank you."
"Fightfightfight okay good"
Came here to sleep, stayed for the comments 😂😂
Tia Pickering same 😂😂
SAME 😂
Mom: okay fine we can get McDonald's!
Me: 15:51
"Hold your breath for me please"
Dementor steals his soul.
"Thankyou"
12:36 this is like visual ASMR for me
couldn’t agree more
Right! Like why is this tingly??
No sandwich breath warning at 12:36?
He wanted to get in a fight fight fight fight fight
Not professional enough he is now inclined to beat him up
13:11 *Y O U W A N T T O F U C K I N G B R A W L ? ? ?*
31:32 when I’m accused of eating classified government documents so have to feel my neck to find them
31:35 they’re close to finding all the yummy documented war crimes
I randomly skipped to 5:54 and I thought that’s the slowest pick pocket I’ve ever seen
16:53 "Hey! Where did my half slice of peanut butter and monkey turd pizza go?!! What did YOU do with it?!!"
12:07 when your mom lectures you to stop throwing the boomerang because you hit your face with it
0:50 when you want your friend to look up!
It’s sad physicians no longer do this anymore, it’s typically a revolving door policy, 30mins-1 hour wait, 15 minutes out. The human body is quite resilient.
10:58 when I'm going back to my room and realized I forgot that me mum asked me to wash the dishes
That man reading those lines would actually be a great narrator for films etc.
"Picture for schools, take 8"
I have a count dooku vibe with the old man and freaking love it😊
4:08 deadest creps ever seen on UA-cam
she wearing the sorting hat from harry potter lmao
Conrad Buckley 😂😂
13:55 ooh you want the pen? you want the pen? come get the pen
These comments got me dying
29:00
I'm ded XDD
Mum: If you laugh, i know yphr lying. Also mum: 12:46
23:13 When ur paraplegic but ur friends don’t believe u
The lady is dressed like a pirate
No more like a woman who missed the train to Hogwarts ten years ago. 😄
Wow, shade thrown at Debbie, poor Debbie
Lmao
Names probably helga
Pirates were in that year
Know damn well he didn’t get a drop of germ-x in his hands at 0:18
13:03 when you gotta kiss your homie goodnight
deadass at 18:06 the video was quiet and i had my phone facedown and his somewhat deep voice startled me so much
4:48
My uncle when he comes over to see me
Extremely underrated comment
What a comment 😂😂
I had no idea Eric Clapton is a doctor.
canadianmaple09 maybe her name is Sally
Doc: I just want to feel your neck
(Woman dies)
Doc: ok thank you
“If you’d like to sit on the couch for an examination” I gotta use this line more often 😈
13:03 "I apologize for my cucumber sandwich breath, guv'nor."
I bet the sandwich breath at 7:05 was off the charts.
Doctor: can you take off your clothes and hang them up next to mine. Lovely thank you. 😂😂
Lol
I want this guy to do a full audiobook
13:09 looks like he’s squaring up 😂
28:12 definitely fell asleep and forgot where he was based on his face
4:08- doctor:- “lastly just to listen to some bowel sounds”
- Farts -
4:13 “sniff sniff”
"Open your mouth"
Nice try Doctor, im not falling for that again.
16:25 what sort of deranged serial killer starts the days of the week on a Sunday!
17:09 war thunder players when the government asks them where the classified documents went
bro i wan to sleep but the comments got me LMAO
When I get stuck in the void and forced to do medical examinations
I remember these exams and our assessments in 2008 followed by our practical tests. I remember my test was lower back pain and acute ascending pylonephritis following uti
If the room is a black void, where is the
“distant clock”?
12:23 “could we dim the lights please”
“Baby lock them doors and turn the lights down low 🎶
16:40 villagers in Minecraft be like
Me on the evening of a first date: 1:40
"Fine. Can you swap eyes?"
Me: "With who?"