TOM BRADY ROAST - NIKKI GLASER

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @mattmoore9420
    @mattmoore9420 Місяць тому +978

    By far the best, most complete, perfect timed roast of all time. She should win an Emmy for this performance!

    • @clivelinton7657
      @clivelinton7657 Місяць тому +19

      Caught this by chance. I'm from England. Never heard of her or seen her before.
      Totally hilarious! "15 cents" grabbed me, and I went with it.
      She's a wonderful talent.

    • @LoganCorvino
      @LoganCorvino Місяць тому +11

      Wrong, greg giraldo’s roasts were the most complete perfect roasts. He would annihilate everyone every single roast. He was the goat.

    • @Saboteur709
      @Saboteur709 Місяць тому +6

      Greg Giraldo = GOAT Roaster

    • @shahartley
      @shahartley Місяць тому +8

      @@Saboteur709 Greg is missed. As for Nikki, she's the best female roaster.

    • @Saboteur709
      @Saboteur709 Місяць тому +8

      @@shahartley Yeah I think this roast is the best I've ever heard from a female. I can't thnk of a better one. And that's going back to the Dean Martin roasts of the 70's.

  • @washredskin887
    @washredskin887 Місяць тому +1111

    Damn she just put everyone in body bags.

    • @johnbernhardtsen3008
      @johnbernhardtsen3008 Місяць тому +14

      only one who could beat her would the late Greg Giraldo

    • @corbenheaton2113
      @corbenheaton2113 10 днів тому +1

      @@johnbernhardtsen3008yes 💯

    • @mcentepede
      @mcentepede 5 днів тому

      Why would Tom Brady accept this beatdown? "Just knowing Gisele's new boyfriend could beat your a**, while eating hers". WTF Nikki just bodied Tom and everyone else within range yo

  • @brianmorais
    @brianmorais Місяць тому +1366

    SHE STOLE THE SHOW!

    • @jonathanzimmerman634
      @jonathanzimmerman634 Місяць тому +40

      Yeah she won the whole night and it wasn’t even close. She was Greg Geraldo reincarnated for a night. She destroyed.

    • @mrrobotanist
      @mrrobotanist Місяць тому +30

      Actually, Tony stole the show, she killed it as she always does.

    • @MrRensvind
      @MrRensvind Місяць тому +3

      Just epic

    • @plumtart
      @plumtart Місяць тому +2

      I don't b know who they are but she's killing it

    • @walterammons5344
      @walterammons5344 Місяць тому +11

      Tony owned this roast.... No one else came close

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo Місяць тому +776

    the way she says "sorry" after roasting them but then completely roast them again 😂😂😂

    • @jakemaattanen
      @jakemaattanen Місяць тому +9

      Very Don Ricles like.
      Awesome!

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 26 днів тому +14

      Apparently she's an absolute sweetheart to people outside of roasts. Which makes it so much funnier that she's so damn vicious on the dais.

    • @ludmillagutomo
      @ludmillagutomo 26 днів тому +3

      @@mahmamia5100 yes..& i always love her interviews with Conan O'Brien

    • @Gravy_Master
      @Gravy_Master 3 дні тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAUGHING FACE EMOJIS 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 VERY MUCH FUNNY MAKE BIG LAUGH JUICY CHUCKLE CHUCKLE

  • @JimNorkas-qx4nt
    @JimNorkas-qx4nt Місяць тому +615

    Gronk was the best,"me know that not real money".

  • @LanceDutrizac-p9t
    @LanceDutrizac-p9t Місяць тому +404

    This is how you do it, great roast.

    • @heychiyu1
      @heychiyu1 16 днів тому +1

      Said by Jimmy Fallon

  • @cstiger4
    @cstiger4 Місяць тому +311

    "155 after the Rock finishes" is probably one of the most brilliant lines I have ever heard.

    • @khaavren3
      @khaavren3 25 днів тому +7

      I always LOL when i hear "even me know that not real money."

    • @aliasiskey4434
      @aliasiskey4434 23 дні тому +5

      Yes, especially when it took Gronk a couple seconds for it to register 😂😂

    • @MrGf1968
      @MrGf1968 2 дні тому +1

      Yeah !! Funny

  • @TabethaAurochs
    @TabethaAurochs Місяць тому +357

    Kevin Hart giving Nikki her flowers 💐 in real time was the best ❤

    • @ndee1472
      @ndee1472 Місяць тому +4

      Kevin is such a try hard.

    • @detroitbadboy313
      @detroitbadboy313 26 днів тому +9

      ​@@ndee1472 just say you hate him and move on

    • @ndee1472
      @ndee1472 23 дні тому +1

      @@detroitbadboy313 nothing to move on from. I'll comment as I please..k thanksa

    • @skankhunt434
      @skankhunt434 8 годин тому

      Tf does that even mean

  • @taygrande_tv
    @taygrande_tv Місяць тому +269

    This was one of the best sets of all time lol absolutely killed it.

  • @Jesus_is_Lord777
    @Jesus_is_Lord777 22 дні тому +40

    This set by Nikki is easily one of if not the greatest set of stand up comedy ever. She stood up there and rapid fired hilarious joke after joke. She’s what I remember about this roast. Her and Brady’s closing.

  • @IvanStillwell
    @IvanStillwell 26 днів тому +79

    The absolute best comedy bit I've ever witnessed. Hands down. She set the bar so high

  • @williamballard3840
    @williamballard3840 Місяць тому +187

    That gronk joke was one of the best roast jokes of all time. 😂

  • @MarcD1888
    @MarcD1888 17 днів тому +34

    Easily one of the best roasts ever, she is an absolute KILLER!

  • @Your_President_Kanye_East
    @Your_President_Kanye_East Місяць тому +211

    Oh, my God! Nikki went *nuclear*! She obliterated them all. That was ruthless. 🤣

  • @pianomusic4church471
    @pianomusic4church471 12 днів тому +46

    I have watched this 4 or 5 times since it came out and I STILL laugh my ass off. AMAZING set. The best

  • @sirnapsalot4848
    @sirnapsalot4848 Місяць тому +111

    No one enjoys Jeff Ross roasts more than him. He's such a great sport!

  • @TheSiskin26
    @TheSiskin26 28 днів тому +79

    This is the best stand up comedy I’ve seen in my life

  • @youngturks1025
    @youngturks1025 27 днів тому +70

    Anytime I'm feeling down, I watch this clip. It's better than therapy.

  • @KiwiPokerPlayer
    @KiwiPokerPlayer Місяць тому +139

    This was the best roast performance of all time and it's not even close.

    • @nicholasmcgrew7712
      @nicholasmcgrew7712 Місяць тому

      Lol? She didn't write it

    • @LizAya22
      @LizAya22 Місяць тому

      D e l i v e r y

    • @KiwiPokerPlayer
      @KiwiPokerPlayer Місяць тому +13

      @@nicholasmcgrew7712 It's not just about the writing, timing and delivery was what made it awesome. But she did write most of it, she was testing it for months as stand up in small clubs.

    • @MarcPetrie-v9e
      @MarcPetrie-v9e 28 днів тому +5

      ​@@nicholasmcgrew7712yeah she does.the actual comedians write most of their own jokes the writers mainly write for the non comedians and only write some jokes for the comedians like EVERY single comedian has to do for their own shows

    • @peterl.1873
      @peterl.1873 12 днів тому

      I think the title is still being held by Don Rickles at Ronald Reagan inauguration.

  • @mikefowler2417
    @mikefowler2417 Місяць тому +135

    Best comic today. Or at least the best roaster today. Maybe the GOAT of roasters!

    • @TheRedStateBlue
      @TheRedStateBlue 28 днів тому +1

      Greg Giraldo will forever be the roast goat.

    • @mikefowler2417
      @mikefowler2417 28 днів тому

      @TheRedStateBlue You just may be right. Love Giraldo (RIP).

    • @Rohit-rx5rz
      @Rohit-rx5rz 21 день тому

      Giraldo, Lisa lampaneli, anthony jesselnik, jeff ross​@@mikefowler2417

    • @adamh6059
      @adamh6059 21 день тому

      Jeff ross In his prime was the goat
      Today his not in the same shape

  • @greggvanbourgondien9303
    @greggvanbourgondien9303 15 днів тому +17

    That was probably the best roast ever done by a roaster. She was hilarious

  • @Michelle-hn9md
    @Michelle-hn9md 23 дні тому +25

    I have watched this so many times since it was first on Netflix. It never gets old. She absolutely killed it. Hands down the best roast ever. 🤣🤣

  • @tertongnat2815
    @tertongnat2815 Місяць тому +42

    Definitely one of the best roast ever. So many good lines. Great performance!

  • @g-money100
    @g-money100 13 днів тому +22

    U can hear Tom say “I’m just going to keep drinking more tequila “😭😭😭😭 I would too buddy I would too. She killed it

  • @giannigunn5247
    @giannigunn5247 Місяць тому +72

    Nikki Glazier friggin nailed it. She is funny as hell and she smoking hot.

    • @HexxuSz
      @HexxuSz Місяць тому

      Smoking hot? Bro get new set of eyes

  • @christopherchamberland7321
    @christopherchamberland7321 Місяць тому +148

    She came for souls and she got all of them😮😂😂

  • @Jessiejam-44
    @Jessiejam-44 Місяць тому +120

    Thank You .15 cent !!! Holy Hell She is a Razor!!

  • @frankperez6293
    @frankperez6293 Місяць тому +102

    She came she saw she conquered😂😂😂😂

    • @bryanharrison7847
      @bryanharrison7847 Місяць тому +4

      But not neccesaryly in that order!

    • @tomdadwell
      @tomdadwell Місяць тому +3

      She came, she saw, she conquered, she came again.

    • @frankperez6293
      @frankperez6293 Місяць тому +1

      @@tomdadwell hilarious!

  • @brianhunte269
    @brianhunte269 18 днів тому +10

    NIKKI is FUNNY, Best Roast jokes I’ve ever heard!!

  • @frolflungren7062
    @frolflungren7062 Місяць тому +49

    Honestly she's so good. Definitely one of the best on these roasts

  • @josephpercy8772
    @josephpercy8772 Місяць тому +163

    The most devastating part of this roast... was finding out that Nikki Glaser isn't single. 😭😭😂😂

    • @carlosvaldezjr4156
      @carlosvaldezjr4156 28 днів тому +6

      For real 😢 devastating when I heard that

    • @MT-si3bu
      @MT-si3bu 23 дні тому +7

      Dude , can you imagine getting into an argument with her ?

  • @christianbarnett7577
    @christianbarnett7577 28 днів тому +17

    I’ve been such a fan of Nikki for soooo long, it makes me so proud to be a STAN watching her absolutely KILL IT!

  • @philipj94849
    @philipj94849 Місяць тому +28

    Hands down the best female comedian.

  • @Omgits7ito
    @Omgits7ito Місяць тому +158

    “ARE YOU PICKLED? IM CONFUSED“
    IM SCREAMING 😂

    • @adka9473
      @adka9473 Місяць тому +4

      are you actually screaming

    • @quacker008
      @quacker008 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@adka9473I hate when people say that dumb shit, you're not screaming and you're not dead.

    • @chapingaryjr
      @chapingaryjr Місяць тому +1

      ​@@quacker008ok quaker

    • @boredapathetic
      @boredapathetic Місяць тому +4

      @@quacker008OMMGGGGG IM DYINGGGG RN

    • @Omgits7ito
      @Omgits7ito Місяць тому +1

      @@adka9473 I genuinely did I scream/ cackle laugh when shits funny.

  • @jonathanzimmerman634
    @jonathanzimmerman634 Місяць тому +183

    She summoned Greg Giraldo and decimated everyone. Epic.

    • @christopherchamberland7321
      @christopherchamberland7321 Місяць тому +14

      I think Greg stood up and said God damn halfway through

    • @chapingaryjr
      @chapingaryjr Місяць тому +6

      Me know that not real money was that moment

    • @mikeb8459
      @mikeb8459 Місяць тому +10

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who realized the real roast master title passed from Greg to Nikki.

    • @JimNorkas-qx4nt
      @JimNorkas-qx4nt Місяць тому +4

      RIP GREAT WIT GERALDO

    • @matthewmorse3307
      @matthewmorse3307 Місяць тому +5

      RIP to a far under appreciated legend.

  • @csr326
    @csr326 17 днів тому +13

    My God, this is the greatest roast performance of all time.
    I’m speechless

  • @adelmorsi3477
    @adelmorsi3477 24 дні тому +11

    Hands down. Best comedy set I’ve ever seen and I’m a life long fan of stand up. Great job. I’ve seen her set over 20 times and I still laugh my ass off

  • @Knickerboxer
    @Knickerboxer Місяць тому +52

    She absolutely MURDERED!!!!!

  • @BigSimmo78
    @BigSimmo78 Місяць тому +37

    Spitting venom in every direction, SHE COOKED THAT ROAST!!! 😂

  • @Buckboy2024
    @Buckboy2024 Місяць тому +34

    We’ve all seen roasts, from the old Dean Martin days to this, and this set from Glaser is above most in history.

  • @ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE
    @ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE 21 день тому +6

    She killed it man she freaking killed it, absolute boss,i watched it maybe 5 times 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @JACK.DEATH-Sariel
    @JACK.DEATH-Sariel Місяць тому +31

    @3:55 Tom's thousand yards stare as he hears Nikki going to work and knowing he is on the block.

  • @Rj-dq1qe
    @Rj-dq1qe Місяць тому +21

    The Queen of the Roast for sure.

  • @lucbordage7291
    @lucbordage7291 Місяць тому +26

    Nikki Glaser is GOLD!!!!

  • @clivelinton7657
    @clivelinton7657 Місяць тому +17

    Caught this video by chance. From the UK, and I've never heard of her.
    "15 cents" was the hook, and i just went with it. Fantastically funny, and the timing was so razor sharp.
    Brilliant performance.

    • @baloo212
      @baloo212 15 днів тому

      See her alec baldwin roasts

  • @GOATofnone
    @GOATofnone 6 днів тому +4

    She got a standing ovation, that sums up how brilliant she was. Amy schumer can only dream.

    • @mcentepede
      @mcentepede 5 днів тому

      "The only time you ever got a woman wet, is when she helped roll you back into the Ocean". Nikki just blasted the Roastmaster General. Omega level Roast. We have a new Roast Champion here!

  • @ikuep
    @ikuep Місяць тому +21

    It's the jabs in between jokes that makes this so epic.

  • @AGC1834
    @AGC1834 Місяць тому +36

    7:19 I promise to keep it “kevin hart” 😅😂

    • @AaronSercombe
      @AaronSercombe 20 днів тому

      Explain?

    • @baloo212
      @baloo212 15 днів тому +2

      ​@@AaronSercombe She means keep it short

  • @jdq1011
    @jdq1011 Місяць тому +70

    Got here because this was mentioned in the Handsome podcast. No regrets this was freaking brilliant. Also didn't know much about Tom Brady until the divorce with all its sage burning.Totally enjoyed the starting with a diet plan but losing an entire family.

  • @user-pc3xb4hd8i
    @user-pc3xb4hd8i Місяць тому +85

    Could very well be the most baller roast ever.

  • @FupaDoncic
    @FupaDoncic 18 днів тому +13

    6:40 roasted so hard he started to ask for tequila

  • @jkier333
    @jkier333 25 днів тому +8

    The fact that her best joke, and probably the best joke of the night was clean blew my mind. She just took the roast GOAT crown. Bravo Nikki!!!

  • @TheAqedis
    @TheAqedis 26 днів тому +29

    “Hey babe you should try jiu jitsu” lmaoooooo

  • @unclekyle9903
    @unclekyle9903 Місяць тому +7

    NO ONE WILL EVER TOP THIS NIKKI. YOU ARE "THE" ROAST G.O.A.T.!

  • @italianneese2918
    @italianneese2918 7 днів тому +4

    This girl just made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed

  • @tbhturbo
    @tbhturbo 3 дні тому +1

    Omg... This roast just set the bar for future roasts... She killed it so hard, that every roast that comes in the next many years, has to reach insanity-level, to beat her... I laughed so hard, and its been a while... Thank you for that

  • @chapingaryjr
    @chapingaryjr Місяць тому +64

    The IC in ozempic LMMFAO

  • @tylerterry179
    @tylerterry179 Місяць тому +36

    By far the best one 😂

  • @stevo189a.3
    @stevo189a.3 13 днів тому +3

    She was the best, out of all the other comics. She killed it.

  • @matthewmorse3307
    @matthewmorse3307 Місяць тому +7

    Watched it live and turned to my wife and said that would go down as one of the all time best roast sets ever.

  • @dhinton1
    @dhinton1 15 днів тому +5

    0:51 i don't mean to BELITTLE you, but you BE LITTLE, man ............ that one is SO underrated 😂

    • @lotannajessy7351
      @lotannajessy7351 10 днів тому

      It's the look on Kevin's face after she says it that cracks me up

    • @dhinton1
      @dhinton1 3 дні тому

      ​@@lotannajessy7351 im certain Kevin still doesn't know what BELITTLE means 😂

  • @caitx777
    @caitx777 6 годин тому +1

    “i don’t mean to belittle you man but,,, you BE little” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stonecold5373
    @stonecold5373 Місяць тому +6

    that was incredible. she never disappoints. i love my sirius xm because she comes on sometimes on the greatest of all time comedy channel.

  • @betty_digital
    @betty_digital 14 днів тому +3

    I could watch this 1 million times and still cry laughing.

  • @Mathewdavid4
    @Mathewdavid4 Місяць тому +11

    She nailed it and was the best of the night. By far. The rest was blah.

  • @jeremiahfinley2195
    @jeremiahfinley2195 Місяць тому +15

    You know when the other comedians are laughing their asses off that you’ve stole the room. 😂

  • @1979GenX
    @1979GenX 14 днів тому +3

    I really appreciated Kevin for giving instant credits after, much deserved indeed

  • @Carlito-Fxwg
    @Carlito-Fxwg Місяць тому +10

    Oh she killed it... Congratulations Gorgeous..

  • @moonstah7986
    @moonstah7986 9 днів тому +3

    The timing on 6:30 joke still gets me.

  • @fantasyshortstories-mg5so
    @fantasyshortstories-mg5so Місяць тому +16

    Oh my God my jaw is on the floor after every punch

  • @jablonowskibrandon
    @jablonowskibrandon Місяць тому +3

    She was the best by far. I was there the energy after her set was 5 times as much as anybody else. Kevin also did a great job and started the show off right

  • @franciscogarcia-yw7fd
    @franciscogarcia-yw7fd Місяць тому +15

    I want Nikki hosting the next Golden Globes so bad.

  • @wes8888
    @wes8888 29 днів тому +4

    Well deserved a standing ovation. Nikki is so underated. 😂😂😂😂

  • @tazboi81
    @tazboi81 Місяць тому +13

    She said, "LET'S GO!!!" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 DAM SHE KILLED!!! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @lancecolbear1281
    @lancecolbear1281 Місяць тому +14

    We need her every roast like Jeff Ross!!!

  • @jonathanmartinez8347
    @jonathanmartinez8347 6 днів тому +1

    6:48 possibly the best roast of all time. The way the crowd explodes

  • @davidsarway32
    @davidsarway32 28 днів тому +3

    She gotta be the greatest roaster of all time my goodness everything was on point 😂

  • @tattvamasi5717
    @tattvamasi5717 16 днів тому +2

    I'm the proud tear of happiness on Greg Giraldo's face. This is one of the best roasts ever!

  • @Birddog-4
    @Birddog-4 Місяць тому +11

    Best set in all of the roasts. 😂

  • @tonydiep6415
    @tonydiep6415 Місяць тому +18

    Hell yea! Thanks to your video I am re-obsessing on this set again. 🎉😂😂

    • @Rasfa
      @Rasfa Місяць тому +1

      I have to watch it like twice in a row everytime at least

  • @S_ali_as
    @S_ali_as 12 днів тому +1

    GOAT in roasting, no one could’ve done it better. This woman never disappoints!

  • @jiszelle7103
    @jiszelle7103 21 день тому +3

    How many times did you watch this?
    YES.

  • @TuberRene
    @TuberRene 22 дні тому +1

    Funny as hell! Kevin H's tribute to her after her set was for real, and well deserved. Her set was brilliant, standing ovation well deserved, not only by the audience, but also the people on the stage.

  • @JL-ec1by
    @JL-ec1by Місяць тому +5

    That set will be memorable. On par with Dice's When the Laughter Stopped or Burr's Philly Rant. A standard for comedians.

  • @Rodwin1980
    @Rodwin1980 17 днів тому +1

    She is absolutely sharp and brilliant!! I love her❤

  • @jannenonghan
    @jannenonghan Місяць тому +10

    She is fantastic

  • @jameswarren423
    @jameswarren423 Місяць тому +6

    What a beautiful and talented woman she is and she killed it👍🏼🤩🫡❤️

  • @MakapoluEsq
    @MakapoluEsq Місяць тому +6

    The blank look on Rob’s face when Kevin talks is absolutely hilarious

  • @willkordyback4857
    @willkordyback4857 24 дні тому +3

    Holy Hell ! 😂😂😂 Nikki with a walk off home run. Hilarious set!!

  • @mole1596
    @mole1596 19 днів тому +3

    5:35 I know many people didn't catch this but THE Jim Gaffigan was DYING laughing after this joke. Also he looks wasted but it still counts

  • @jerryseller1076
    @jerryseller1076 25 днів тому +1

    She is the Queen of roasts! I think this was her best set ever.

  • @daveg9000
    @daveg9000 16 днів тому +2

    She slayed it🔥

  • @ptguy02
    @ptguy02 Місяць тому +16

    Best roast ever!

  • @Tyler_Durden_562
    @Tyler_Durden_562 20 днів тому +1

    I love Nikki's stand-up shows and especially her roasts. Nikki is so hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @mikefields2243
    @mikefields2243 11 днів тому +2

    She is the GOAT.

  • @binksters_dad
    @binksters_dad 20 днів тому +3

    Fvcking brilliant 😂😂😂

  • @jeremy-cb2nn
    @jeremy-cb2nn 9 днів тому +2

    Best. Roast. Ever.

  • @adiands850
    @adiands850 Місяць тому +4

    Definitely one of the all-time greatest roast performances!

  • @peterstubbs7802
    @peterstubbs7802 28 днів тому +2

    Nikki is raw to the core 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @myvids4329
    @myvids4329 Місяць тому +10

    All time great roast