How to beat Fire Emblem 11 in the worst way possible

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  • @LISAN_AL_THAHID
    @LISAN_AL_THAHID 3 роки тому +1802

    I can't believe this entire gruesome run started because of a 1% crit

    • @alexanderharrison7421
      @alexanderharrison7421 3 роки тому +355

      Imagine how many lives could've avoided the slaughter if Jagen had lived to murder everything

    • @JLW2490
      @JLW2490 3 роки тому +395

      @@alexanderharrison7421 Turns out Jaigen was the shaky pillar holding up Marth's sanity.

    • @karasu__tenshi
      @karasu__tenshi 3 роки тому +364

      @@JLW2490 The fact that Marth saw the most powerful knight at his command die against some random pirate surely broke him.

    • @alexanderharrison7421
      @alexanderharrison7421 3 роки тому +62

      @@karasu__tenshi No wonder he went on a murdering spree of everyone and everything he could see

    • @swank8508
      @swank8508 3 роки тому +44

      @@alexanderharrison7421 im not too familiar with hard 5 fe11, does no jagen somehow make it so cycling through half your army per map is optimal? i thought he was just doing it for comedy

  • @1111-e4p
    @1111-e4p Рік тому +318

    I’d like to point out that according to the credits, any dead unit in this game “vanishes from the pages of history”. So I like to think that not only is Marth sending all these people to their deaths, he’s also unpersoning them and stealing the credit for anything they may have achieved during the war.

    • @iambread2914
      @iambread2914 Рік тому +72

      History book be looking like a pamphlet

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 13 днів тому

      I love how even royalty somehow vanish from the pages of history when they die, no matter what was known about them prior to the war

  • @KhristianBolano
    @KhristianBolano 3 роки тому +272

    Jagen: *fucking dies*
    Marth: *becomes a war criminal psycho*

  • @vagrant2863
    @vagrant2863 3 роки тому +1143

    Jagen's death really took a toll on Marth's psyche.

  • @leaffinite2001
    @leaffinite2001 2 роки тому +279

    I think my favorite line is "the fact he died for a purpose, is in it self, notable, for its rarity" 14:52

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 3 роки тому +574

    Medeus was trying to protect the world from Marth.

  • @Fedra3443
    @Fedra3443 3 роки тому +832

    This is pretty much the "you can question my methods, but not my results" saga

    • @brunop.8745
      @brunop.8745 2 роки тому +56

      Given how minimal the gains were in proportion to the amount of dead bodies, yes I very much CAN question the results

    • @QueenAleenaFan
      @QueenAleenaFan Рік тому +49

      ​@@brunop.8745 He didn't even lose 1000 troops on this whole campaign, Marth is very good as as far as a medieval Lord goes

    • @DarthFhenix55
      @DarthFhenix55 Рік тому +17

      ​@@QueenAleenaFanNamed units are better than your average levy recruit tho. This is like like Charles XII losing all his caroleans but managing to win the Great Northern War.

  • @nessmarsh
    @nessmarsh 3 роки тому +838

    Love how this playthrough has essentially become the journey of anti-marth, an evil prince who takes joy in mass-killing his people

  • @CarDaMax1770
    @CarDaMax1770 3 роки тому +473

    This is what happens when you apply Advance Wars strategies to FE. I love it.

    • @michael_betts
      @michael_betts 3 роки тому +75

      See, I actually try to get good ranks in advance wars, and so have much lower death counts in aw than this atrocity.

    • @davidtowers1863
      @davidtowers1863 3 роки тому +30

      He also tried advance wars as if it was fire emblem

    • @maltheopia
      @maltheopia 3 роки тому +33

      @@michael_betts All the Advance Wars besides Days of Ruin don't award you points by how many units you got killed, but by what final proportion of units you get killed. Note that I said final proportion, so building new units for no good raisin will boost your rank. Hence if you cleared the map quickly, you can spend a few days churning out infantry and get full marks.

    • @michael_betts
      @michael_betts 3 роки тому +10

      @@maltheopia Which I do do, but getting 300s requires 10% deaths max, and with the 50 unit cap that means a losing a few infantry needlessly kills you attempt at a perfect.

    • @maltheopia
      @maltheopia 3 роки тому +10

      @@michael_betts 10% losses is for War Room, 20% is for campaign.

  • @waterworks5276
    @waterworks5276 3 роки тому +490

    You purposely killing all the ballisticians to spite the people who told you they were necessary to complete the game was the best part of this run.

    • @Teinve
      @Teinve Рік тому +3

      Why are they even necessary

    • @lagg1e
      @lagg1e 22 дні тому +3

      @@Teinve Because chat didn't think of the ICBLongbow Gordin strat of attacking from outside counterattack range with something else than a ballistician.

    • @Teinve
      @Teinve 22 дні тому

      @@lagg1e I wonder if he always just knew he'd win somehow. Like, could he have actually lost? What would this video series have been like if he lost halfway into it

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 20 днів тому

      ​@@Teinve on ironmans he usually restarts but i think he gave up once

  • @cluesagi
    @cluesagi 3 роки тому +361

    Just as Kaga would have wanted

    • @maltheopia
      @maltheopia 3 роки тому +68

      Kaga: 7/10, gets slave dancer and magical girl with tragic backstory killed, would meme again.

  • @Nefaliss
    @Nefaliss 3 роки тому +767

    Excel Emblem's DS Emblem IronMan Runs are both some of the most cursed and brilliantly-amazing things in the FE Community.

  • @Halvos12
    @Halvos12 3 роки тому +376

    You can really see the shift from. Okay, I'm trying.
    To Okay so how many can I throw into the wood chipper before the game becomes unplayable.
    The answer is, all but one.

  • @DylanVA
    @DylanVA 3 роки тому +1004

    It's insane to believe that this started out as a legitimate attempt, but then Jagen lost a bet to the RNG gods.

    • @darthrevan4748
      @darthrevan4748 3 роки тому +161

      Jagen wagered Marth’s soul in exchange for eternal youth. Or eternal oldness.
      He lost

    • @ninjagaro.
      @ninjagaro. 2 роки тому +55

      wagered nothing of value, thats why he lost

    • @cheryl9809
      @cheryl9809 2 роки тому +43

      This is how WE punish the rng gods

    • @TheSolBlader
      @TheSolBlader Рік тому +12

      @@darthrevan4748 to be fair you don't get any older once you're dead

    • @dutczar5436
      @dutczar5436 Рік тому +19

      What do you mean, "legitimate"? Is this not how you're supposed to play Shadow Dragon?

  • @Faerghast
    @Faerghast 3 роки тому +110

    this is the funniest fe video i seen in a long time ggs

  • @NightFore
    @NightFore 3 роки тому +192

    Dignity never broke because it was already dead from the start

  • @DanRamirez
    @DanRamirez 3 роки тому +359

    When he said "as a friend you are replaceable" i felt that.

  • @kyokonull
    @kyokonull 3 роки тому +1171

    Mangs: I lost Jagen so I'm going to reset
    Excel: I lost Jagen so I'm going to commit genocide

    • @karasu__tenshi
      @karasu__tenshi 3 роки тому +13

      He did? Lol, I’ve only watched his Ironmans.

    • @kyokonull
      @kyokonull 3 роки тому +192

      @@karasu__tenshi yeah, in egg's first fe11 ironman run he loses jagen exactly like excel does, to a low crit chance
      he decides that it's not worth it to keep the run and starts over since it's chapter 1 anyways
      on the other hand, well, you've seen what marth has done

    • @unr3markabl393
      @unr3markabl393 3 роки тому +115

      @@kyokonull well mangs wasnt tenacious enough to waste countless hours to grind for minimal gain.

    • @neoonewingedren1836
      @neoonewingedren1836 3 роки тому +118

      @@kyokonull The loss of Jagen drove Marth into insanity which made him the sadic of this run however he tried to teach for his descendants the same (Chrom and Lucina) but they commited so much little sacrifices that he moved to Fateslandia and made Corrin deadly cripple half of Nohr and ended up dying

    • @Aisubun
      @Aisubun Рік тому

      why do I still see this fucking name ugghhhh

  • @Raindrop_2401
    @Raindrop_2401 3 роки тому +292

    The Legend of Marth: The Mad Lord

    • @mathieubach6851
      @mathieubach6851 3 роки тому +23

      Why mad ? Who said that ? All I see is only a pile a corpses that weirdly look his friends

    • @funkymon1251
      @funkymon1251 3 роки тому +8

      This is why Gordin referred to him as the God of War Mars.

    • @dandragon01
      @dandragon01 3 роки тому +8

      @@funkymon1251 and this is why that one guy called him Marth the Tyrant

  • @EZDre11
    @EZDre11 2 роки тому +86

    Most recruitable characters: “Marth you’re a nice leader. I know you’ll support me. Let me join you.”
    Marth: “SEND THEM TO THEIR DEATH”

  • @TheAxeLordOfFire
    @TheAxeLordOfFire 3 роки тому +83

    Gordin? Five points.
    Lena? Coked up.
    Jagen? 1% crit.
    Almost everyone else? Dead.
    Oh yeah, it's Marth "genocide's a crime only if you're caught" Lowell time.

  • @spark9656
    @spark9656 3 роки тому +195

    This run kept getting more scuffed with every chapter but despite going off the rails immediately and just swerving in random directions for a while it somehow got exactly where it was supposed to go and all it took was a mountain of generic soldiers that probably didn't have hopes or dreams anyway

  • @openinginawe5518
    @openinginawe5518 3 роки тому +76

    Marth war crimes simulator.
    He watches this before night
    I love how this is basically a it gets worse

  • @Following1000
    @Following1000 3 роки тому +127

    Most people make a playlist for their LP's, Excelblem makes 1 video with all the episodes. Also the viewer count slowly rising throughout is so satisfying to watch.

  • @SabrinaSaysStuff
    @SabrinaSaysStuff 3 роки тому +95

    The journey is now all in one place. Glorious

  • @theleftfootedsultan
    @theleftfootedsultan 3 роки тому +144

    Mom, can we get Mad King Ashnard?
    No, we have Mad King Ashnard at home.
    Mad King Ashnard at home:

  • @GerudoKing_
    @GerudoKing_ Рік тому +37

    Excelblem’s sadistic approach to warfare was caused by a 1% crit rate from a random pirate.
    It’s understandable, but still…

  • @theapprovr
    @theapprovr 3 роки тому +235

    Now who caught Marth's war -crimes- strategy and recorded them all?! This is heresy to the entirety of the Archanean alliance! Off to the replacement units with them!

    • @lunarfloure
      @lunarfloure 3 роки тому +42

      Chancellor Gordon will whip this traitor into shape

    • @maltheopia
      @maltheopia 3 роки тому +35

      Walhart: How dare you call my compilation heresy, you insect! This is supposed to be INSPIRATIONAL!

    • @maltheopia
      @maltheopia 3 роки тому +24

      @@lunarfloure Considering what happened to him and Castor in the FE12 Iron Man, Gordin's monster clearly slipped free of the leash.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 2 роки тому +6

      They vanished from the pages of history

  • @bryanisraeltorres7643
    @bryanisraeltorres7643 3 роки тому +84

    This man is a legend. I cannot even stand one of my characters dying even if I don't use them.

  • @theleftfootedsultan
    @theleftfootedsultan 3 роки тому +67

    Looking back on this run, we really slept on Castor until really late. Nobody was making jokes about him for the longest time.

  • @GeoSage1137
    @GeoSage1137 Рік тому +13

    The moment Marth lost the only person with more authority than himself, Jagen, he just went on a war crime spree

  • @ryanprjgamingchannel9437
    @ryanprjgamingchannel9437 3 роки тому +127

    Alternative title: WHY Gordin is the BEST unit in Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon (FE11).
    This is basically the entire Excelblem FE11 H5 Ironman abridged

    • @maltheopia
      @maltheopia 3 роки тому +18

      And to think we all laughed at KidzWorld for their insight.

  • @bladerdj3503
    @bladerdj3503 3 роки тому +50

    The best thing about this run is that it accidentally discovered a way to preform a 0-Turn run.

  • @paperluigi6132
    @paperluigi6132 2 роки тому +38

    Little trivia for you all: in the original plans for FE1, Jagen was gonna be killed off to provide a tragic coming-of-age moment for Marth. This was scrapped due to either time constraints, technical limitations, or the inconvenience of taking away a unit from the player (which is funny, because Kaga later did that with FE4 and FE5). I guess this is what might’ve happened.

  • @EdwardoFE
    @EdwardoFE 3 роки тому +56

    step 1: gordin
    step 25: gordin

  • @celerity910
    @celerity910 3 роки тому +159

    Our valiant heroes: Marth, Caeda, Gordin, Castor, Lena, Wendell (rip), Elice, Gotoh, Jiminez, Pinkley, Rejek, and a large pile of corpses.
    Now it would suck if everybody I just mentioned besides Marth died in three years, but what's the odds of that?

    • @cattonorio
      @cattonorio 3 роки тому +42

      Gotoh didn’t die
      He knew what was going to happen and sent nagi on his stead

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 3 роки тому +28

      @@cattonorio
      Gotoh didn't die because he was useful. Nagi didn't die because she never joined the Mad King's cause.

  • @AzureGreatheart
    @AzureGreatheart 2 роки тому +21

    “Most of you will die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”

  • @Vsolid
    @Vsolid 3 роки тому +19

    These shorts are great and I’m glad they’re all in one video now for this run. I hope you continue doing this sort of thing for your other shorts.

  • @xuanathan
    @xuanathan 3 роки тому +33

    This is why Shadow Dragon is the truest fire emblem game in spirit. Its like Kaga snuck back in and was like "TEARRINH WASNT CHAOTIC ENOUUUUGGHH"

    • @maltheopia
      @maltheopia 3 роки тому +3

      Kaga's going soft in his retirement. We'd never be getting monsters like Merida and Troy back in his heyday.

  • @doomjazz420
    @doomjazz420 2 роки тому +30

    Finally a fire emblem run with a realistic death count

  • @OgreManGaming
    @OgreManGaming 2 роки тому +90

    Every hero and every villain have some form of origin story. To think that Excelblem’s had a 99% chance of just not happening… well, it’s as if fate itself wanted history to run the course it has.

  • @atinygoldendeer2045
    @atinygoldendeer2045 3 роки тому +25

    aaaand this is how the next Fallen Heroes banner is created

  • @freetoplayking7362
    @freetoplayking7362 3 роки тому +84

    History: this was very much a pyrrhic victory
    Marth: a victory is a victory, no matter what made up word you add to it
    Shout out to @Aaron for inspiring this

  • @Sean_Bird
    @Sean_Bird 3 роки тому +24

    War Crimes, the movie!

  • @SwitheKun
    @SwitheKun Рік тому +11

    So this is how the villain arc began...

  • @JLW2490
    @JLW2490 3 роки тому +34

    You mean beating Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon as the Blood Goddess intended.

  • @router7772
    @router7772 3 роки тому +44

    It's incredible seeing how their first vids start off with only 40~ viewers to then slowly but surely gain more and more viewers, Excelemblem deserves it 100% they are such a creative and funny person

  • @robertcajucom3203
    @robertcajucom3203 3 роки тому +16

    3:48 well, on the bright side, mystery of the emblem won’t happen now that hardin’s dead

  • @estepeadr12345
    @estepeadr12345 3 роки тому +24

    The Geosphere was used in the most satisfying way possible

  • @Wizzkidwas
    @Wizzkidwas Рік тому +4

    Holy crap coming back to thos today makes me realise how much your commentary has improved

  • @BlazerT48
    @BlazerT48 3 роки тому +43

    I haven't played this FE but I'm gonna assume Marth's character as megalomaniac psychopathic ruler with no regard of human lives is canon.

  • @gimlichan1391
    @gimlichan1391 3 роки тому +14

    This is literally the greatest piece of Shadow Dragon content I have ever seen

  • @slowbowz6383
    @slowbowz6383 3 роки тому +27

    This was so damn kino that it makes me wanna play fe12 genocide route

  • @StarshadowMelody
    @StarshadowMelody 4 місяці тому +3

    Looks like Excel's come quite a ways since The Beginning™

  • @Prince_Leif
    @Prince_Leif 2 роки тому +7

    17:45 I like to imagine he backfliped on his neck

  • @yuki9612
    @yuki9612 3 роки тому +38

    13:11 If I saw a notification of Coco streaming I would leave in a heartbeat as well T^T

  • @huntersnyder4358
    @huntersnyder4358 Рік тому +4

    “After a mere number of deaths that is greater than any 5 Fire Emblem Games’ entire rosters put together”

  • @Juniperjungby
    @Juniperjungby 2 роки тому +10

    this might be the single greatest playthrough of a FE game of all time
    and easily the best ironman of all time

  • @GPhipps
    @GPhipps 3 роки тому +17

    This is the new way to play Fire Emblem, and I'm more than okay with that

  • @Hiya8partyz
    @Hiya8partyz 3 роки тому +14

    What a run…it was fun even if I wasn’t there for the livestreams

  • @Tit0Matic
    @Tit0Matic Рік тому +3

    i'm in tears and stitches watching this. I'm on chapter 11 in my h5 run. got a skeleton crew and some faceless replacements lmao

  • @Hone_mor2525
    @Hone_mor2525 3 роки тому +14

    Now THlS is a death compilation!

  • @BellsOfDrake
    @BellsOfDrake 3 роки тому +11

    Undoubtedly a masterclass in storytelling

  • @Taol127
    @Taol127 3 роки тому +8

    Lol this video is really funny. I am new to FE but you got a new subscriber

  • @adamkampen
    @adamkampen 3 роки тому +10

    I remeber Wymp being the mvp of disposed generics, he dodged thee fatal blows or something before he died

  • @lanceknightmare
    @lanceknightmare 2 роки тому +7

    You say half your army were slayed, I say half of your army were taken out of the way resulting in a Time Save.

  • @Broscarf
    @Broscarf 2 роки тому +2

    That was a hilarious let's play. Amazing job. Great commentary

  • @percymacdonald6657
    @percymacdonald6657 2 роки тому +4

    This is the greatest fire emblem run of all time.

  • @lunarp056
    @lunarp056 Рік тому +4

    this was the most distubring fire emblem content i have ever watched and it makes me wanna die, great job it's a amazing video lmao 👍

  • @the_real_c14yt0n
    @the_real_c14yt0n 2 роки тому +3

    When you send a Pegasus Knight Cruise Missile at the enemy to no effect: DAMNIT

  • @fat_jesus9668
    @fat_jesus9668 3 роки тому +20

    Mass genocide: the definitive edition

  • @llamaboioflusatia
    @llamaboioflusatia Рік тому +6

    Alternate title: how to beat FE11 Ironman as a WW1 general

  • @disgraceddairy1282
    @disgraceddairy1282 3 роки тому +15

    Fallen Marth origin story

  • @Realmidboss
    @Realmidboss Рік тому +5

    13:10 Gharnef has based taste.

  • @theflashgordon193
    @theflashgordon193 3 роки тому +14

    5:03 "I recrut athena".
    me who have finished the game 3 times: wait who is athena ? wtf

    • @ebicbarton
      @ebicbarton 2 роки тому +5

      Ah the mystery of gaiden chapters

  • @karlrudd8914
    @karlrudd8914 2 роки тому +6

    Hold up. I just noticed cleric Navarre.
    I feel sick

  • @Princetopher_
    @Princetopher_ 3 роки тому +10

    Valkyrie Profile Covenant vibes

    • @dyuute8839
      @dyuute8839 3 роки тому +3

      “Pathetic.. a life spent for nothing…”

    • @Princetopher_
      @Princetopher_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@dyuute8839 "For you... f a t h e r"

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 2 роки тому

      Hahaha I wondered if anyone would bring that up

  • @edfmed1080
    @edfmed1080 3 роки тому +10

    mfs when no Jeigan

  • @renren47618
    @renren47618 Рік тому +6

    The fact that they made this canon is still hilarious

  • @chungus1149
    @chungus1149 Рік тому +10

    Man the DS fe games really were like Nintendo asked "how do we take all that beautiful GBA sprite work, and transfer it into fugly as hell 3d models?"

  • @0rganic0live0il2
    @0rganic0live0il2 3 роки тому +6

    I do not know what you are talking about. This is the BEST way possible to play fire emblem

  • @Timmio.
    @Timmio. 3 роки тому +7

    18:22 best part

  • @silversword404
    @silversword404 2 роки тому +4

    I’m playing through shadow dragon like this and it’s great. It’s like training up a super strong squad without training anyone

  • @yuumijungle548
    @yuumijungle548 2 роки тому +1

    the most unique playthrough ive ever seen xD

  • @timmythesuperstarwarrior
    @timmythesuperstarwarrior 3 роки тому +14

    "As a friend you are replaceable"
    Gun noises

  • @DouglasStewart99
    @DouglasStewart99 3 роки тому +6

    All I have to say is "Hellfire" from Guilty Gear Strive's OST describes this entire IronMan run down to a *T.*
    To save time for both Excelblem and anyone else curious as to what I mean, here you go: ua-cam.com/video/ejRwz_soNTU/v-deo.html

  • @howdoilogin
    @howdoilogin 3 роки тому +5

    13:11 Bro that stings.

  • @retrogamer2407
    @retrogamer2407 3 роки тому +9

    Nice, the super cut version

  • @0complete10
    @0complete10 3 роки тому +13

    Marth woke up and turned Archanea into a soup, with only one ingredient...
    ...that's right the blood of his "friends".

  • @elementaryabuse-chan5763
    @elementaryabuse-chan5763 Рік тому +7

    Sometimes I think I’d like to get into FE but then I see how people actually play it

  • @Zerobasssoul
    @Zerobasssoul Рік тому +1

    This has made me deathly ill, thank you forever

  • @cheryl9809
    @cheryl9809 2 роки тому +4

    This perfectly resembles real wars now

  • @hornetsilksong
    @hornetsilksong 2 роки тому +11

    This is what Corrin's Conquest route would have looked like if the writers for Fates actually knew how to write

  • @peterh2223
    @peterh2223 3 роки тому +7

    Octu my beloved

  • @cattonorio
    @cattonorio 3 роки тому +8

    the gord in the in

  • @TheScribeScribe
    @TheScribeScribe 2 роки тому +4

    You'd make a good politician.

  • @paperluigi6132
    @paperluigi6132 2 роки тому +1

    2:02 Step 4: Let the bloodshed begin.

  • @ductovick1999
    @ductovick1999 Рік тому +1

    The crime wars in this run are so hard as hell

  • @YTDeepshock
    @YTDeepshock 2 роки тому +3

    21:45 FIVE POINTS!

  • @projectember728
    @projectember728 2 роки тому +4

    This has inspired me to do a Ironman run(even if I hate it)