New subtitles: Come here, maggot. Let's go. I will not tolerate laziness on my team. Down and give me 20! You are dear to me, you [___]! Merson bombs, hmm. Cop door kuda home. Whoop children, ah-ha-ha! Ice melts oil derrick soldier. I dunno, oh [___]. Do not look at me, i am dead! Machine years. I must, you know. Yeah, i can't. Did not work. Oh, whoops. So Lee. How medic i'd still dead. Oh [MUSIC]! Dr. Yeah, i'll help you! Doug got cover on this. I'm doctor pumps in Brisbane. Dr. Gilligan, we didn't give a [___]. You know doctor, i am gonna help you out here. I am a robot, bleep with not sensible haircut, boom bloop. Robot noises, blue foot, boop boop, i am up, beep boop, son, beep-boop. What happens now? Now? Boop. Nothing! Blah mount Martin. Ah this is [___] bad! Ah, Lucas. No! That boy leg. What? It's intimidating plea for hundred thousand dollars to play on my money well spent. Hey haha. Absolutely free rib is Don. Yeah, that's right, [___] free! Amazed and coming up. I am from the future. I am here to take that robot. WHOOPEE! Oh no! Hey.
Thanks! In keygenmusic(dot)net when you search for the name of the keygen in which the song you want is in, then next to it it should say the name of the song.
Moleskinsoft etc... is the name of the keygen in which the song plastic pop is in. Moleskinsoft and other keygen teams don't make the musc they just steal it (most of the time) and then they put then in their programs.
How is it possible that the Soldier from the future doesn't look like RoboSoldier? ...Perhaps in this universe when you travel back in time you create a new timeline in a different dimension, like in the 2009 "Star Trek" movie.
Heh, this was quite interesting. I mean, at first, it looked like a normal Gmod video that was utterly random and batshit insane, but there were several aspects of it that seemed to make it pop out more, so to speak :P I mean, some of the animations were pretty good, and some of them ,example how the scout appeared, were quite funny. Also, some of those voice lines were pretty well placed. So yeah, that's quite the nice vid you've got there :D
Oh gosh, Medic and Heavy "speaking" Portuguese! XD I've never expected such a thing before. Despite their bad language, dude, you've got a new subscriber! :D Saw some of your other videos I gotta say... you are really not bad! Keep it up! :)
Heavy:What happens now ?
Medic: Now ?
Medic: NOTHIIING
I always loose it at that
2:23 i dont know why but engies wrench gave me nostalgia
The healinghealinghealinghealinghealinghealing...
God Bless!!!
p.s.s Like a boss, wat?
The engineer hitting wrench sound just plain awesome
mmmMMM
Bombs!
MMMmmm
XD
Please make more Retarded soldier adventures best gmod videos
"PUTA QUE PARIU! VOCÊ SOLTOU UM PUM!"
kkkkkkkkk
Não sabia que brasileiros faziam esse tipo de vídeo...
BetaMaster - Nero 9.0kg on YT you can find as An Unusual Keygen Song
Thumbs up if you had no idea what was going on.
Edit: After 7 years, I finally understand
gaming
Why heavy and medic are talking portuguese?
so i think i speak funny,then
We all speak a funny language and do funny screams
1:16 Ze healing in nutshell.
so that's where prutazlo babloboopkins came from
Hey, you forgot a song at the end: /watch?v=8LiTxEUxSHU
Deploy a Moleskinsoft Clone Dispenser here!
NooN!
I love the distortion when the talk!
”Idiot! I must heal you!”
”Oh no, not again!”
I died
@Tylko Polska i U.S.A its a snake
And its not a furry
ze healing is not as rewarding as farting archimedes D:
Possibly the best God randomotion video ever produced. I dare say this beats RubberFruit!
This is truly a masterpiece
The keygen music is great
I demand a part 3 , it needs to be some kind of legendary trilogy
Sir i think you have found your 'thing' De heelingheelingheelingheelingheelingheelingheeling heelingheeling
So, according to SWAP BODIES, the alternate ending is canon.
AHH! FUuUuUuUuUuUuk.
New subtitles:
Come here, maggot. Let's go. I will not tolerate laziness on my team. Down and give me 20! You are dear to me, you [___]! Merson bombs, hmm. Cop door kuda home. Whoop children, ah-ha-ha! Ice melts oil derrick soldier. I dunno, oh [___]. Do not look at me, i am dead! Machine years. I must, you know. Yeah, i can't. Did not work. Oh, whoops. So Lee. How medic i'd still dead. Oh [MUSIC]! Dr. Yeah, i'll help you! Doug got cover on this. I'm doctor pumps in Brisbane. Dr. Gilligan, we didn't give a [___]. You know doctor, i am gonna help you out here. I am a robot, bleep with not sensible haircut, boom bloop. Robot noises, blue foot, boop boop, i am up, beep boop, son, beep-boop. What happens now? Now? Boop. Nothing! Blah mount Martin. Ah this is [___] bad! Ah, Lucas. No! That boy leg. What? It's intimidating plea for hundred thousand dollars to play on my money well spent. Hey haha. Absolutely free rib is Don. Yeah, that's right, [___] free! Amazed and coming up. I am from the future. I am here to take that robot. WHOOPEE! Oh no! Hey.
eu ouvi alguém falar brasileiro ai???
Ele é br. E você quis dizer português.
Thanks! In keygenmusic(dot)net when you search for the name of the keygen in which the song you want is in, then next to it it should say the name of the song.
The Retarded Soldier Part 2
Created by:
Mike Judge
Written by:
Bart Foxx
Scott Dodson
Mike Judge
whats the song at the beginning the one that goes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Whoa! It was like my soul had a sudden urge to leave my body.
i want to hear the medic say "spoo!" very much more; it's so funny!
"spoo! c:"
@Photoping I have never, ever heard anyone voice mix these guys in Portugese. Você é um crédito para a equipe!
3:35 that made me laugh so much ahaha
Moleskinsoft etc... is the name of the keygen in which the song plastic pop is in. Moleskinsoft and other keygen teams don't make the musc they just steal it (most of the time) and then they put then in their programs.
1:16 needs to be real in TF2 except it actually revives then just pretty lights
Now THAT is a SENSIBLE HAIRCUT!
2:21 Myengiesoft_sentryremover
Yeah, that's right, fucking free.
Probably the best of these "crazy" gmod movies, good job ;)
That would be portuguese, and you wont find it funny to learn. I'm a native speaker and it's hard even for me
1:03 "YaAAH"
I rofl'd so hard
0:49 "Puta que pariu! Você soutou um pum!" ASUHASUHUHASAUHS
gostei da piadinha xD (i like the trick)
2:49 he said "I am big boop"
So the explosion propelled him into the future.
Or was is the hashish cake ?
MEDICO E HEAVY FALANDO EM PORTUGUES EU RI HUAEUHAEU
"heeleeheeleeheeleeheeleeheelee"
HOLY FUCK I JUST STARTED REPLAYING WARIO LAND 3 THIS IS INCREDIBLE
How is it possible that the Soldier from the future doesn't look like RoboSoldier?
...Perhaps in this universe when you travel back in time you create a new timeline in a different dimension, like in the 2009 "Star Trek" movie.
Medic: healing, healing,...
Heavy: killing, killing,...
xD
@sgtdude1110 yes, I think that was Moleskinsoft Clone Remover
!sey
sodoumpum= farted(heavy-medic language)
This video totally rocks, but somehow I feel dizzy :P
Gaben, you are, another medal!
0:59 that face is everything
0:41
Maybe im blind but what is the beat at 2:22?
Hey Nimal, its me, bushwanker = waffle :P
I like the alt ending better...
Puta que pariu voce soltou um pum kkkkk
2:40 Donald Trimp
Are you telling me this predicted donald trump getting elected.
What the heck r they say'n?
This is by far the best sentence mixing I've ever seen.
Vc é BR né
This piece's use of keygen music makes it one incredibly unique gmod machinima.
All of my views.
foot blep boop beap.
It's intimidating.
THIS WAS AWESOME.
... Why did the RED medic and heavy resurrect a BLU soldier?
because logic
DED EYELAND
This is hilarious! You should make more videos about heavy and medic.
@FalaUmNickAe 3 :D
Mas eu so' percebi que era em portugues quando repeti o video porque as minhas legendas nao tavam a dar xD
Alt ending follows the storyline of SWAP BODIES
Heh, this was quite interesting. I mean, at first, it looked like a normal Gmod video that was utterly random and batshit insane, but there were several aspects of it that seemed to make it pop out more, so to speak :P
I mean, some of the animations were pretty good, and some of them ,example how the scout appeared, were quite funny. Also, some of those voice lines were pretty well placed. So yeah, that's quite the nice vid you've got there :D
Hey, the ending now makes sense after a whole year later.
And that, children, is how Croutozmo Bahblo Boopkinz changed American history forever...
Medic e heavy falão em português
0:08 What is that from?
D:
legal vi nimalzinho gostei um tapao no like 😜
AHAHAHAHAHAHA Muito bom kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Brasileiro tambem sabe fazer video em Gmod kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
you use vibrato to give them a different entonation when they say the words?
Amei a parte que eles falaram brasileiro.
DED EYELAND yeah that's intimidating.
2:20 Like a Boss.
and at 2:22 was that a actual song or did he make it up ?
2:22 = Bossskinsoft Bungineer Removal
Woah, Agony, I've still got my Amiga copy of that game :)
did i hear intensive care unit or did i hear myskinsoft clone remover when the engineer was fixing soldier?
Next time a soldier comes from the sky and he is ded I will poop out ravens so that he is of the healing
of course after looking through every song on that list the one i looked for was at the TOP of the list
FUuUuUuUuUuUuUck
@Photoping A German who isn't racist? I don't think so...
...Did I just hear the Circus theme from Timesplitters 2?
*Description CHECK*
Wow. Adventure.
"Amen, Amen" that part just killed me
Oh gosh, Medic and Heavy "speaking" Portuguese! XD I've never expected such a thing before. Despite their bad language, dude, you've got a new subscriber! :D Saw some of your other videos I gotta say... you are really not bad! Keep it up! :)
2:20 Can you make a Screensaver for that please? :D
Uau. Não estava à espera do insulto do Heavy em português.
ROBOT NOISES BLOOP FOOT FOOP BOOP I AM A BEEP-BOOP SON!
medic: healing healing healing healing
heavy: killing killing killing killing
@GloriousOtaku They talk Portoguese and the probable location is Australia...
Do not look at me, I am dead!
I appreciate the Wario Land 3 music.
@blurplepie I WILL HELP YOU
DA HEALINGHEALINGHEALINGHEALINGHEALING
I AM A ROBOT. WITH A SENSIBLE HAIRCUT.