My Traumatizing Camping Story
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So much new content recently Papa 🍖, us fans do be eating good 😊this summer. 🍗
I no judge. Papa Meat has Daddy Issues
Dude that story was rough by the end, sorry that happened to you. Glad you can laugh about it a bit now.
Yes
Went from astral projection to asshole ejection very quickly.
Does anyone else want a scary stories to tell in the dark style Meatcanyon book?
Heck yea
Yesssir
No!!!
Yes
Definitely for sure
I was not expecting this story to switch from horror to comedy, but I loved it
It was kind of still horror, in a way
You think that a father 1st scared then humiliated a 6 or 7 yr old is a comedy? I feel bad for your kids future/present/past as a father that knows how easy it is to mess up the emotional mind and the self-esteem of your children, disgusting I wanted to hug little 6 yr old Meat Canyon and do what I have been trying to do with all 4 of my kids and is to be able to make sure that they feel comfortable, loved, safe, and especially more than anything keep them happy and they look at me as the strongest person in the world. You have a lot of growing up to do i just hope you are not already grown.
My dad would have laughed at me, then we would've taken care of it and moved on. @adhamsmithninercards8133
@@adhamsmithninercards8133Serving up a yappucino😂😂😂😂😂I ain’t reading alllatt DWEEEEEEB NEEEEERD
@@adhamsmithninercards8133it was NOT that serious lol his retelling was obviously meant to be funny Jesus Christ
The moment at 9:10 when his cousin wakes up still smiling with bloodshot eyes makes me cackle so hard, i've rewatched this video 8 times already.
That bit got me good 😂😂😂
Im in public waiting for a train and burst out laughing. Scared the lady next to me.
Was a definite laugh out loud moment for me. Especially “did you just shit yourself?“ 😂
My gut hurts so much from laughing I swear I didn't eat too much candy
😂😂😂😂😂 SAME
I once went camping with my Dad as a kid (maybe like, 5 or 6, idk) & he proceeds to immediately get totally wasted & gave me this little hand saw to go cut stuff with. I chose the oldest, most rotted out log I could find & started sawing. Directly into a huge yellow jacket hive. He sees me from the camp site, screaming & sprinting toward him with this huge swarm of pissed off yellowjackets attacking me, so he scoops me up & starts running through the campground trying to lose them, while simultaneously tearing my clothes off in some panicked effort to get them off of me. So not only am I being relentlessly attacked by these fuckin meat bees, but I'm also totally embarrassed that I'm being ran through a campground of shocked onlookers, totally naked.
Fun trip. Core memory. Thanks Pop.
That trip must have stung 😂
Phenomenal thank you sir for your contribution
That's terrible, but If people didn't know what was going on, just watching a man running and tearing a kids clothes off, people are probably still talking about it.
I have not laughed this hard in a while. The way you describe it all, the visuals like fumbling for the zipper, it’s perfect
I was looking for a comment like this lol. I don’t ever “laugh out loud” at videos but this shit literally had me dying bro. I laughed uncontrollably for the whole thing pretty much
Fr man , his small comparisons and descriptions had me chuckling
I’m grilling burgers drinking beer and saw this. Thought what the hell I’ll listen while I’m grilling. Fucking laughing so hard the wife and my boy come to see what’s going on. I restart the vid and man my woman rollls her eyes, me and my boy are dying, he’s cracking up so hard it makes me crack up even more. Well we’re eating “well done” burgers. Thanks meat! Loved the story and sorry about your shirt!
@@Xbitxx It's wild how good he is at comedic storytelling
Same dude. I was listening late at night and had to like stifle my belly laughs lol.
JESUS, I laughed to tears. You are so God damn funny.
The fear of waking up a parent, the rationale of a child are all so relatable.
“Did you just shit your pants?”
“..No..”
Dude fucking same the "did you just shit your pants" had me in literal tears at 1 am😭😭😭😭😭
I laughed so hard that i feel pain now
Similar situation happened to another UA-camr, felt like hearing the same story again, but like the other side of the coin
Papa has alot of courage to tell his fans a embarrassing story and it felt like I was there
I mean he was 6, I don’t really see it as embarrassing 💀
PapaMeat has quickly become my favorite creator on UA-cam. The style, pacing, and humor are just next level.
That's epic, saw you posting this exact same comment on other content creator videos!
rock on man.
His whole channel and persona are blatant ripoffs of this comedy/animation channel called MeatCanyon. He really should be ashamed.
Same here. I discovered him just a couple of weeks ago. I haven't laughed as hard as I did at this video in months
Hell yeah same
@@pandavelli8176 i can't tell if this is satire
I've always found it truly fascinating to hear about people sh*tting their pants as an adult. I know Meats story was a throwback but once I get to know someone a bit, I'll hit them up with the ole' "have you ever sh*t yourself as an adult?" scenerio and every single time it cracks me up. Best one I've ever heard was from my friend Jeff who was on a date in his mid 20s and didn't have any money so he went on a walk with his date on one of those bike trails that some towns have. They were about a half hour away from anything because the bike trail is "scenic" and went through the woods. He'd had the bubble guts since about 10 min into the walk and was hoping there'd be at least a business/gastation somewhere but no luck. He had that cold bead of sweat running down his forehead and knew that he was one cough or hard laugh away from spraying like a cat and one of the worst aspects is he was wearing basketball shorts 😊 So mere seconds before the chamber flushed he pointed to a tree and said, "Oh my God what is THAT?" and when she looked he literally let go of her hand, flung his shorts and drawers down and squatted like a drunk chick taking a piss in the alley behind a bar. 😂 He said it was like a shotgun blast of poop hitting the pavement and she immediately turned around and was like, "WhAt tha F*CK are You DOING!??" in between dry heaves LMAFO I had to pullover my car because I was laughing so hard as he was telling me. 😂 Naturally, their wasn't a second date and he said she walked about 10 ft ahead of him on the way back to his apartment so she could leave 😂😂
I got one for ya, I was in Thailand and their food is notorious for making your stomach upset.. well I had a 7 hour bus ride from the border of Cambodia back up to Bangkok and halfway through the ride I had to shit so bad and I knew it was coming.. I literally had to tell the bus (full of travelers in their mid 20s) to stop because I didn’t want to shit in the bus. He stopped and I ran outside and shit in some bushes in full view of everyone on the bus. The most intense painful diarrhea of my life. Getting back on that bus was the real walk of shame
I love it when Papa sits us on his knee and tells us a tale of a time long past
That's not *HiS KNee* that *He's* sitting on...💩
Nice chesticles
Meat being afraid of little weredwarves in the middle of the forest as a kid is gold 😂
I believe his dad (up to a point)
“Scary meat to smell in the dark”
Don’t fuck around with the fae!
No, meat pooping his pants in the tent as a kid is GOLD
I was in literal tears when he said his cousin woke up with watery eyes LMAO this is was so funny yet so tragic. The worst that ever happened during one of our camping trips is my brother not wanting to wake my parents up to go to the bathroom so instead he peed in the tent in the corner. Didn't find out until the morning when we were packing up 😂
That’s when I lost it, too. What a ride!
Same, i cannot keep it together 😂
This is a masterclass in storytelling in 12+ minutes.
I laughed so hard I cried. Your description of your dad sleeping sounded exactly like mine. Please share more stories.
Papa is going to eventually make the best horror movie ever. Just a spectacular storyteller in every sense.
Fr, give this man a budget
Looks like he gets his storytelling penchant from his dad.
I've had this exact thought lol, I agree 100%
I haven’t had a full on belly laugh like that in a good while. Thank you papa meat, I almost shit my pants myself.
Same 😂
fucking same lmao
papa meats “personal stories” got me fainting 🥵
Remember the fucking pool story?
I misread fainting as farting and the emoji threw me for like 5 sec.
@@metafluffygamezsamesies
Farting
Ty, I laughed at the 6 yr old you so hard it hurt!!! You rule!!🎉
Camping was important to me as a kid. Taught me I didn’t want to be homeless😂
This story was quite a journey; thank you for sharing and thank you to the editors as well for adding to the experience.
@7:18 - "I don't know if this is for everybody else, but I am deathly afraid of my father."
I was already laughing by this point, but this part elevated the story into, I think, one of the best, funniest stories I've ever heard. As a child, this is how my dad was, too. Doing something wrong as a kid, my dad was never, "Hey, don't do that," all calm-like. It was always immediately being shamed and made fun of or it was this in-your-face, adrenaline-fueled death glare with, "You'd better knock it off." The unspoken subtext being "... or else I'm gonna beat the shit out of you."
Also, at roughly that same age (six- or seven-ish), he would have me help him with stereotypical "man chores" like fixing the lawn mower or trying to figure out something under the hood of a truck. He once had me hold a broken garage door off the ground so that he could more easily fix whatever was wrong with it. Of course, it was ridiculously heavy, particularly for a seven-year-old, and when I started to struggle and timidly explain that it was hard to keep holding it and that it was hurting, he slammed his tools down onto the garage floor and yelled at me to just go back inside and he'll do it himself.
I mean, we're cool now, but... yeah, that bear analogy is spot-the-fuck-on. Insanely funny, but also hugely sympathetic to young Papa Meat.
This is also my father. As a little girl I always had to help him fix the car or some electrical shit under the house which was nothing but dirt mounds and wolf spiders. He was always so pissed while fixing stuff and if I moved the flashlight a millimeter away he’d slam his tools down and cuss me out. He’d also always manage to hurt himself too due to his own rage while fixing things. He once slammed his hand in the rolling metal door of a u-haul while helping me move and broke all four of his fingers. Once he was trying to fix our VCR and got so pissed off he picked up our glass coffee table and shattered it on the ground while by big sister and I huddled on the couch.
When I was like 19 i asked him if could come by and help me get my glass shower door back on its track. This small task took three hours, and ended up with me holding this 90 pound glass door up with all my might while crouched down in a kneeling position while he tried to get the top part on the track. My shower door ended up completely taken off and now I have a shower curtain. Love the guy, but some dads just have a rage inside them.
Haha trauma
This was by far the funniest storytelling I have heard from anyone in a long time. The description of his poop made me actually lmao
I am amazed after hearing these stories that Hunter ended up becoming one of the most successful adult animators I've ever seen.
A little childhood trauma goes a looooong loooong way 😀
...Amazed? He shit his pants once. That has fucking nothing to do with learning to draw.
Yeah just like that time I saw that go go dancer in The brave little toaster, and then I grew up to watch hentai
It kind of explains his art style lmao
I really want more random story time videos. He is such a hilarious storyteller I was laughing so hard the whole time
I was at a youth group retreat with my church, and someone decided to read a few stories from the scary stories to tell in the dark book. Now I had heard the wendigo story from this book a few years earlier and it fucking traumatized me. Mind you, I live in northern Minnesota, so winter type stories fucked me up as a kid. It's wintertime, and the other two or three stories they read, I don't even remember. They get to the wendigo story, and I'm like 13-14, fucking brings back all the terror of hearing it for the first time at like 8 or 9. Couldn't sleep that night, every time the wind blew I almost started crying. I still hate that story in my mind, but I read it like last year again and couldn't believe it scared me that bad as a kid.
The subversion of expectations from the story about being about a scary forest dwarf lad to poop shorts is so wonderful.
Dude you literally make me cry I’m laughing so hard at the noises that come out of your mouth. It’s amazing. Never change.
I remember hearing this story on cream crew, but damn its even better here. Also, being afraid to wake your screaming father, I relate to that shit. Much love papa meat, fucking love your videos.
Which cream crew episode? I need to hear their reactions to this story lmao
@@dropdeadprince8566 Meatcanyon poops his pants again
Heard this story on the podcast, and to see it visually and explained more in-depth is even more hilarious
What a story..!!
I'm crying..!!
Can hardly breathe ffs..!!
So good..!!
It has been years since I laughed to tears.
Thank you Papa Meat. This was a great story and you should not feel bad about it.
You really are a great storyteller
0:18 when I was a childhood
Lmfao
We all have some traumatizing/hilarious/traumlarious stories with our dads, and I appreciate you sharing yours with us.
I do, but my dad was never actually the cause of the trauma.
This story is funny to hear as an adult before kids, but as a dad now myself it kind of broke my heart. You were 6 and should have felt safe. Sorry you went through that bud. Glad you went to art school to get him back! 😂
I'm a hard-āss dad with a heart full of love. My kids have miles of freedom but I absolutely demand they have responsibility to go along with that freedom. My the time my kid was eight, he'd know better than to eat a whole box of Twinkies or whatever Papa Meat ate. But if he was being stupid and still trying to eat 16 servings, I'd explain exactly what was going to happen. "Son, you're going to get a wicked gut ache. It's going to ruin your fun. You're going to either puke or defecate. Since it's 8pm right now, that'll probably mean it's all going to go down in the middle of the night. Eat the 16 servings of you want to buy let it be know you'll be on your own at midnight, in the campground forest, dealing with your own shīt." I'd I'd stick to my guns.
@esperago you will be on your own, at midnight, in the woods, shitting your pants... real heart of gold lol.
Yeah in these kinds of moments it's empathy and safety first, then scolding can come later. I don't think anyone would fault the dad for being a little miffed about waking up at 4am to the smell of shit and having to get the son cleaned up, but his dad was an absolute asshole about it.
Don't dryheave so loud the whole place wakes up, don't drag him around naked, don't burn his shit clothes, maybe offer literally any positive or reassuring words of literally any kind.
Also lol at the "hardass dad" in that reply who's essentially just as much of an asshole and daydreaming how tough and cool of a dad he'd be, while describing emotional torture and threatening abandonment as punishment. Way to go, wannabe hardass, dad; you're just being a dick to make yourself feel better.
One of the funniest tellings of a story by far I have ever had the pleasure of listening to.
THANK YOU.
As much as I love your toons, the Papa Meat channel is my fav. Hands down one of the best personalities to hit this platform in a long time. Keep on keeping on man.
These are great and I love the humor that masks the familial childhood trauma I feel like everyone experienced at some point. Something about parents belittling you and demeaning you for mistakes as a child in the formative years of your development really hits different. Like a stranger could make fun of me and I wouldn't be bothered, but my parents? Soul-crushing.
Anyways great video dude's so talented at story telling both in art and in person
i am not joking this was one of the hardest i have laughed at any video i ever seen, i actually laughed out loud for like half of the video. the way you tell this story is perfect
Did Hunter’s dad run into the future version of Hunter stuck in the past after a time travel debacle? We’ll never know
I had not laughed like this in years, literally fell to the floor when you told us about the your cousin waking up and awakening your dad.
Absolutely comedic gold, demonstrating that sometimes tragedy + time = comedy. Thank you for sharing such a darkly funny story with the world
I really REALLY felt this story. Being too scared to talk to your dad was common for me as well. There was one time my dad put me on timeout when I was like 5 years old, and then went to take a shower. I was too scared to leave the spot but I had to piss so bad. I worked up some courage and walked up to the bathroom door but I just kept thinking of how he’d react if I left the timeout spot so I just walked back to my spot and proceeded to piss myself and stand there til he got back. I think he realized kinda how much he scared me because he didn’t react too harshly and seemed more upset with himself. Anyways he kicked me out when I was 8 years old so maybe he’s just an asshole and I had every right to fear disrupting the man’s shower
100% an asshole. You can always hope he learned something after seeing how scared you were of him, but it does not seem like it lasted very long. Im sorry.
Pretty sure kicking your child out at 8 is a crime everywhere
Yeah no, holy shit kicking you out at 8 is abso-fucken-lutely a problem legally, ethically, and morally. Hes fucked
imagine living on your own at 10 years old
W 😂
@@WhiteDogg97that honestly sounds kinda badass
I was in Boy Scouts with my little brother who is on the spectrum and his first campout was a week long summer camp where we told stories about the "Camp Tuscarora Monster". We did 2 to a tent and he got paired with one kid who was moving soon so this would've been his last camping trip with our troop which he was very sad about. On the last night, my brother woke up needing to take a crap but apparently heard something outside the tent so he just stayed in and fell back asleep being afraid of the monster. I was woken up in the morning to everyone saying "what the fuck". My brother was being hosed off butt ass naked by our scout leader and the tent was turned inside out with shit covering it everywhere. It was even in his tent partner's bag somehow. I hated that's how the kid's last campout with his friends went.
Holy crap 😂
That was great. I horse laffdd
I need more of these literally my favorite papa meat vid, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard
The question that haunts any child
“Did … did you shid your pants”😕?
“yyy…yeah” 😔 *residual squeaks*
I remember when Hunter told this story on cream crew and I died laughing, so glad to hear the remastered version
Man being a kid is hard. You're trying your best to just exist without pissing everyone off
True 😂
As someone who shit their pants at sleep away camp as a child, this speaks to me. Thank you Papa
Man, I haven't laughed like this in a while, I'm in tears, this is right up there with Poop plane.
I'm watching his videos from newest to oldest
The combination of gagging to hysterics from this story had me reeling. Then the horror when I thought he was about to say a young meat canyon rubbed shit all over himself cause he thought it was the bar of soap.
My own stomach hurts from absolute laughter just hearing this story and how angry your dad was😂🤣😂
Oh god this is amazing, from the compositing of your face onto that body, to the sound FX, and of course the story itself...just absolute gold!!
This story has made me laugh that hardest I’ve ever laughed in at least 4 years. Thank you.
This is so great I love it! I am laughing so hard I’m crying 😂 You see all these crazy spooky camp stories about people getting murdered or seeing monsters in the woods. I was not expecting to hear such a wonderfully embarrassing childhood story. It was unexpected and I loved it!
This video has me crying every time, the added visuals are the cherry on top 😭
I genuinely laughed out loud to this story! You just have that .. natiral talent to be funny, no matter what you do
I'd love to see this as a MC animation
Ace work as always
You, my friend, are the funniest guy alive. The way you tell a story and how you see life is a revitalizing punch to the funny bone.
The storytelling is so immaculate and 100% accurate and relatable 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time 😂😂
It's the photo animation of your dad that really does it for me. Holy shit I laughed so hard at this video. The fact that so many of us have a common experience like this is fuckin wild 😂
This might be my favorite video on the internet. Absolutely delightful.
Diarrhea cold sweats, while in the middle of the forest; is the true horror of this story. I feel for ya, Meat. 🥺
This story almost had me shitting my pants from how hard I was laughing.
I remember this story from cream crew but this has way more detail, I love it. Can you do the one where you go to the concert with your dad next?
I miss hearing stories like this from my dad, and hearing you tell them and theyre just as hilarious as his is really helping me get through what I'm going through. thanks for everything Papa Meat ❤️❤️❤️
This story was better than any horror story they've come out with lately. Sure there's 1700s dwarves in the woods but notice how they stopped when you poo'd and your dad woke up. Two of the scariest things in the world just happened, and they are scarier than the paranormal 😢
You're going to be a great dad, dude..
I'm not sure what exactly made this the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, like the animation was perfect and the comedic timing was on point too, but I just laughed so hard in the last few minutes that I started coughing and I couldn't stop for a full 30 seconds
I'm still just trying to stay alive currently, this shit killed me metaphorically though, I luv you Papa MC
Thank you for sharing. The story is amazing, the voice acting was great and the animations really took it all to the next level. Instant classic
0:17 I cannot believe we're getting a story from when Papa Meat was an entire childhood.
I was 100% expecting the trauma to be a paranormal encounter of sorts X'D
You are such a good storyteller! Love the animation but more and more I'm liking the face to face stories and reviews on this side the most!
My dad was a huge horror buff and had convinced me with very detailed stories that the resident evil (video game series) was based on true events and that we could have a T virus outbreak at any moment, but he is prepared because he volunteered in Raccoon City. He also said that Signs was true too and we would watch it and he would pretend to be an alien outside my window. He told me he scared it off though lol. I sure do miss him everyday, and I know he would love this channel so much.
After hearing the audio recording of Hunter's dad on the Stretch and Fade podcast, I'd do anything to hear him telling that story. That dude is gold.
That recording was on cream crew first. CREAM. CREW. FIRST.
Link?
this has me crying omfg
You could not have waterboarded this information out of me... But I'm so thankful that you shared your story. I needed these laughs right now... It was medicine. Like fr. Also I Platonically love you fr.
This is one of my favorite stories from Cream Crew! Poor Hunter.
I can't believe I watched this entire video. You are freaking hilarious. Such a great storyteller!
You are such a good story teller you could tell any story (not to say this one is mundane) and you’d still make it funny lmao
Anyone else here after Hunters reveal of his grandfather gunning down his dog in front of him???
Big Dog shirts is something I haven't seen in a long time. I used to wear them as a kid.
No matter what content you make you always keep me tuned in, especially all your animations etc. Your a really special person. I used to to draw characacutures from middlle school to early 30's. I appreciate the hell outta your work.
Big props to the editor, these papa meat videos would be nothing without the hilarious edits
You are freaking awesome man. I wish your dad had been kinder to you. Thanks for sharing this not just for the laughs but to share kind afterthoughts for future kids 😭❤️
I think most dads would react similarly if their 7-y-o shat his shorts at 4AM while camping
I appreciate you sharing these stories because as a father myself this helps me do better.
I will watch this again and again til it gets to 1m. Need more meat history
My headcanon is his dad was actually walking around with a shotgun the whole time. Also damn all that beer in your gut and you wake up to the smell of awful shit I woulda threw up
That jump scare transition to the ad read was scarier than any camp fire story
I’m currently undergoing treatment in the hospital for a collapsed lung watching this and I have not stopped laughing the whole way through thank you papa meat for the vids and brightening my mood
This is one of the best stories I've ever heard. Incredible
Very similar thing happened to me but instead of it being a campground, it was a family friends farmhouse.. cause I had a weird phobia about using other peoples bathrooms that stemmed from like public school kids peeking over the stall at me so I had shit my pants and did my best to clean it up, but there was still a good amount in my underwear and and I’m like six years old and I’m thinking oh my mom will be here to pick us up soon. No big deal little did I know they come up with a plan to go to the mall and take us home later because my older brother wanted to go shoe shopping so I had to endure an entire mall trip with mud in my pants and I’ll never never forget. On the way back. They had a box of pecan swirls where they got them from I do not remember , but I stuck my hand in there to get a pecan swirl out and I’ll never forget one of the other kids in the car going to grab one out next and being like “God these pecans swirls smell like shit” 😂
I like it when Papa Meat shares a story with us. Definitely fills a void that my father left.
I always pictured your Dad being Bruce Mitchell! So glad to see he actually is! Loved the story Papa!
Oml I'm so glad someone else noticed this. Long live Bruce!
I couldn't stop laughing the whole time. I like how his dad was a hillbilly.
Jeez man laughed so much my stomach hurts. Needed that, love your story telling bro
Growing up, I was always afraid of waking up adults. Not because I didn’t want to inconvenience them, but because of the fucking noises they’d make when they woke up. Every time they jumped out of their bed and gasped when I jostled them just enough to wake them and it scared the shit out of me
I am crying I’m laughing so hard. I don’t know why it’s just the way you told the story and a little bit of toilet humor. 😭 thank you for sharing. We all have relatable childhood stories of shitting our pants. The ones who don’t are lying.
You are so brave for this.
We need more personal stories cause I almost shit my pants laughing at this😭
0:14 bootleg fireworks!!!