10 metal vocalist moves (on stage)

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[@D-Man_Jam]

You forgot Ozzy's "Walking around like a confused grandpa" move.

[@thunder_heads]

😭😂😭😭

[@chriscraven9335]

What about his repeatedly throwing buckets of water on the crowd at outdoor shows?
"Putting Out The Fire"

[@teslatech8914]

Its unclipping the mic. Then walking 5ft then putting it back. Repeating this continuously lol. Gotta love the Ozzman!!

[@antoniusmetal]

Funny thing is he's acted that way on stage since he was in his 20s.

[@teslatech8914]

@@antoniusmetal he has lol

[@chickennuggets445]

1:00 “I love crab meat. I am crab meat. I eat crab meat. I eat crab feet”

[@amyglaser-eaton5946]

Anyone know that song is if it is one

[@AuroraTigress]

Lmao, I thought he was saying crab cakes. 😂

[@jorch6169]

If Rob Trujillo was a vocalist:

[@gothgirlgraveyard3539]

Crabcore

[@jonsaltberry8167]

1:57 when I get lost in the supermarket and I try to find my mom.

[@supermarkmoo]

Ahahaahh why you angry trying to find her

[@WhiteCranK]

x))

[@MrGun-gj5ix]

XD

[@odin6647]

Everybody gangsta till the cord comes out the mic

[@wampachomp5120]

Lol

[@wampachomp5120]

*Mic goes through the ceiling*

[@broodaiamdewey622]

@@wampachomp5120 enters orbit

[@tyrutenishien7440]

Hits the retarded babie...

[@Iceisme0]

Farasi Ngumu lands on planet n starts a family.....

[@airsoftguy9918]

You forgot "acting like you're hanging yourself with the mic cable"

[@wickedwitt04]

Demonetized!

[@colt9073]

Nice meme
30 days ban

[@ted8bear]

airsoftguy9918 he's saving that one for the end of his music career

[@irishstunter1715]

A solid Phil move! 🤘

[@Evan-cw7vi]

Lol randy bythe

[@purgatory.collective]

0:28 legit angry toddlers at every store

[@sxdlyfavore_4926]

Yes.

[@jacksonricebreadman240]

Me stomping on those toddlers at the store

[@the_seer_0421]

@@jacksonricebreadman240 r/cursedcomments

[@nakkilama]

LMAO

[@raystrife234]

1:57 when your crowd is full of John Cena's relatives

[@lyfitzgerald6466]

raystrife234 💀💀💀

[@hanan739]

You can't see them

[@Trennie18]

Bruh

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

Must be a Nickleback concert

[@Mourning2295]

Mom: PICK YO FEET UP WHEN YOU WALK BOY
Me: 0:27

[@isabellajane5644]

Just Matt 😂😂😂

[@mrkrabsgotafatbooty841]

That’s good 😂😂

[@lewisxiii2593]

One way to get beat. 😆

[@Mourning2295]

@@lewisxiii2593 honestly 😂

[@SCHULZE1]

Just Matt Literally me when I was 8 😂

[@radsimp5710]

1:57 When you go blind *and* deaf in the middle of a concert

[@alexpardo6194]

Rad gamer Lmaoo

[@cleffthemosinman]

relatable

[@kaulingraves4206]

Some say that he’s still waiting for the breakdown 😂😂

[@soupmctavish9495]

1:47 is korn lyrics but Rage Against the Machine gestures.

[@taekwondodude8]

Soup McTavish 100%

[@M0306D]

S O A P

[@34weaselsinatrenchcoat11]

ok WAIT

[@TheMegaPingasMobile]

What the hell kind of name is soup

[@Ghostly-00]

Reminds me of Twist by Korn

[@demondefiant6346]

1:21 Corey Taylor aka “The Necc”

[@kubaj8397]

"The *T H I C C N E C C*

[@rememberme3156]

Corpsegrinder

[@niceguy3236]

@@rememberme3156 exactly

[@stoicake5720]

Corey Taylor can meow at corpsegrinder

[@TorturedSouls]

N e c c

[@antwars3602]

1:58 me in the kitchen at 3am looking for a drink in the fridge

[@MarcelGieseColorist]

2:05 "Duuude...where the f**k did I just park my car...whaaat?...cannot find it!"

[@masarukputih1550]

It was like..
-WHERE MY GRAMMAR..??
OOO... YOU KIDDING ME GRAMMAR??
I THOUGHT YOU GONNA BRING ME SOME FOOD..

[@deadraver]

Класс, поняла перевод без помощи Гугла

[@gmc4jc74]

Marcel Giese Official ;)
RUN-DMC/My Adiddas

[@icispettis7493]

I thought he was finding the high C's

[@quinnsaturn]

_thaT IS NOT HOW WE TREAT OUR MICROPHONES GOOD SIR_

[@reginaldcrapo132]

LOL

[@bilbreyjon]

Lol! I can only imagine that your neighbors are just going "da Fak is going on over there?!?"

[@thumbthumb4508]

Don't worry he lives in the middle of nowhere

[@flaccidmould9088]

@@thumbthumb4508 thanks thumb thumb

[@RaeldragonofDojima2133]

1:47
My brother trying get into metal world

[@littlelionman05]

At least he’s trying

[@231ZUR3]

@@littlelionman05 yea

[@weenbeen9104]

As a fan of rap and deathcore I feel this so fuckin much

[@sohakkhamrang3069]

It's nice to see Jared going back to his roots

[@lockandload9817]

Yeah, we need more of this

[@Josh_Wright]

Sometimes they need a break otherwise they'll get bored and the quality won't be as good

[@heelstevenmaggle5615]

*Roots! Bloddy Roots!*

[@NoahWyattSovereignSuicide]

2:05 trying to find your car after the concert.

[@Tainami_]

-Noah- 2:13 “nope, cant hear it, so either no one has stolen it, or its already miles away”

[@NoahWyattSovereignSuicide]

SPunk_WoodChipper lmao yeah definitely

[@lotulangsten2471]

I SAW A KNOCKED LOOSE FAN FUCKING GOD THX

[@jakemackenzie4880]

Me looking for my bag at school exept they arent that high up lol i keep forgetting

[@nolongeravailable1840]

Lost it at, "why aren't you bouncing? Com'on man?"

[@changedname9988]

I lost it at the "windmill" and "wheres the crowd?" Because it is literally what every band does 😂😂😂

[@gothgirlgraveyard3539]

That’s legit me at any show, when the crowds dead is get pissed

[@dylananderson5711]

Teacher: what are you laughing at
Me: nothing
My brain: 1:27 coreycopter

[@typicalfurry2747]

Nah, corpesgrinder

[@Someguyy867]

generic username Corpsecopter?

[@typicalfurry2747]

@@Someguyy867 perfect

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

@@Someguyy867 How about GrinderCopter?

[@dee4250]

Markiplier?

[@MatheusGomes-ek3eg]

Stomping Grapes reminds me of my mom when she saw my jacket on the floor

[@MatheusGomes-ek3eg]

Ok,fat boy

[@urmom-iz9lo]

that song for stomping grapes is stole my bike Death to honor

[@Reece_Hart]

Honestly dude I got super paranoid at the start of the video in thinking you were about to put your mic through your wall XD

[@canadachronic8803]

1:46 this is literally how johnathan Davis from korn sounds 😂😂😂😂😂

[@maykr2025]

Korn-Twist

[@chjthy9799]

Subtitles: music
Deaf people 1:21

[@RikaFurude6969]

XDDD Bro

[@adityakaushal9379]

Underrated😂😂😂

[@waxtrax_]

lmfao

[@playboi.cachua7476]

LOL

[@akazaynab]

OH NO 💀💀💀

[@CcSmokecC]

1:58 his face with the music has some mad hype to it tho

[@biwart]

Ahahah for real

[@linebasket8369]

0:34 Me going to school hearing metal songs...

[@unofficial_slash4541]

The kid who walks the same route as you: Here they go again. -.-

[@bothesheep4064]

Me walking into the church:

[@brodieondasidewalk]

Teacher: what did you do over the weekend?
Me: nothing really
What I did: 0:54

[@lunahetfield]

I love crab meat

[@vectorwuffy]

0:40 that riff sounds so sick

[@junkhead_92]

Go to hell furry

[@vectorwuffy]

@@junkhead_92 love you too

[@ADiscipleOfJesus]

Your a furry and a metal lover? i dont know whats happening to these anime lover and furry lovers also being metal lovers while they whine about everything

[@vectorwuffy]

@@ADiscipleOfJesus I just enjoy my life in peace lol

[@TheMCzorro]

... AAAND IIII ....

[@svinjamaria]

Imagine going to a concert and all the lead singer does is the “where’s the crowd” stance

[@zakmaster999]

Go see Phil Anselmo

[@weeddiddy1345]

this chick funny bro.

[@birdstronk5118]

I'd go there tbh

[@gabrielmurder4116]

WHY ARE ALL OF THESE MITCH LUCKER

[@katatonikbliss]

because he used to just kinda go onstage and flip his shit, best frontman of all time tbh

[@master.tablaofficial9469]

yeahh

[@zoielemons2295]

Gabriels Stasko r.i.p 💕

[@michaelshane7690]

RIP Mitch

[@tommydemise4077]

Because he was our god

[@dh_horney418]

Rapper hands looks like he’s trying to summon the demons of the 9 realms

[@RaeldragonofDojima2133]

00:00 Roger Daltrey
*did not remind anybody*
0:27 Frank Mullen
0:40 Corey taylor
0:56 Mitch Lucker
1:12 Danny Worsnop
1:21 George Fisher
1:34 Phil Bozeman
1:46 Jonathan Davis
1:58 Phil Anselmo

[@el_druida2069]

00:27 Frank Mullen?

[@Drunkcat008]

I don't corey does that

[@el_druida2069]

@@Drunkcat008 na, corey also did the windmill (when he had long hair)

[@Drunkcat008]

@@el_druida2069 so your saying is the early 2000s

[@el_druida2069]

@@Drunkcat008 yes, at the time of subliminal verses

[@asameaalamay]

jesus christ high note hide away fucking common hahahahhaha

[@preston5104]

awesomealame Douchey Radke is an example

[@emmam.9376]

0:38 this is why they did surgery on a grape

[@Evan-cw7vi]

Rapper hands is definitely johnithan Davis from KoRn

[@elantepicard6073]

That's true

[@MrSpitInYoAzz]

The windmill is a personal favorite.

[@jakemackenzie4880]

I always do that

[@DecimateTheWeak100]

Same

[@bradyshoe7789]

1:11 POGO POGO POGO

[@michaelburnor7162]

J U M P
B O U N C E
U P
D ON N

[@FlamesOfTyphon]

I went out on a date with a girl, a bit late; she had so many friends!

[@joeltanjr.3134]

I brought my pogo stick just to show her tricks, she had so many friends!

[@ironyofthedead9581]

@@joeltanjr.3134 gliding through so many hands

[@camzz3457]

Toxicity?

[@adittyadey826]

1:59 When You're trying to find your guitar pick

[@peterm6737]

Adittya Dey so true XD, I do this daily!

Made my day xD

[@satoche]

Hahahahaha

[@TeddyGNOP]

lol no. this is what spare picks are for, its gone bro. every milisecond spent looking for a pick is painfully hard to ignore for everyone else in the room who has noticed what's going on.

[@adittyadey826]

TeddyGNOP I do have spare ones but when it happens 4-5 times a day, you're back to this 😂

[@tartiflettegalactique]

Where's the Crowd is litterally anselmo's move

[@elantepicard6073]

That's true

[@chriscraven9335]

That's obvious. He even does the Anselmo angry lip curl/sneer

[@tartiflettegalactique]

@@chriscraven9335 ok 👌😂

[@kaiser7695]

The riff at 1:21 was actually pretty epic

[@jpbostonian]

Imagine if he ordered food and the guy was just standing there watching.

[@unofficial_slash4541]

The food guy looks in at 0:27

[@jackLoveX]

1:46 - Korn - Twist

[@TheShawnRaven]

My exact thoughts. 😂

[@Farvann]

Yes :D

[@joshua_5683]

Yup.

[@knightofglory5045]

Jack Jordan just thinkin the same thing

[@Sighbot]

Yes.

[@rushyyy4321]

We need 0:40 as a full song please!!!

[@magdachlebicka3895]

1:21 SO THIS CAP IS NOT A PART OF YOUR BODY??? Btw people, play it on 0x25, you won't be disapointed...

[@cats5456]

K

[@wyattsilfies5032]

Put it on 2x you'll get George fisher

[@deathwish-gg8wz]

I'm disappointed

[@kremmidis_773]

0:27 The Mitch Lucker

[@joshuajeffers1481]

Yessssssssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 RIP MITCHELL

[@ruhiyou5676]

Stomp boiii

[@motxiecrue]

RIP mitch 🥺🖤

[@Fr3akymet4l]

0:54 ''I hate crab seat 2x
I have crab meat 2x
I hate crap beats 2x''
Thank me later.

[@HeavyRaiden]

Fr3akymet4l I heard "I am crabmeat"

[@Meccarox]

I heard "I eat crab meat".

[@potluck5896]

Heavy Raiden The first one is I hate crab feet

[@broziibeans289]

Crab feet, crab meat, crap beats. Woo.

[@hiddenexit1027]

He changes the third to "love" so it was impossible for me to hear the last one you said. Funny, thanks tho 😂

[@arlekin1787]

You forgot “hates his leg, so hit it as hard as he can”

[@Kointa]

Galahad Keeper joakim Bróden

[@patrickbateman5658]

Is that Till Lindemann?

[@jonathyncarlson5786]

Joakim!

[@arlekin1787]

@@patrickbateman5658 Joakim and Till are like brothers in this0)0

[@demowons]

YESSSSS I was looking for this comment!!

[@fiendgod1399]

Randy Blythe does all of these in one song, plus he does really high kicks, which is why he is the best metal frontman

[@jackwilczynski6957]

Now, we have rare footage of Jared with out his hat from 1:21 to 1:34

[@jackwilczynski6957]

Molly Abramson from 1:21 to 1:34

[@Farvann]

Already did a screenshot, just in case he is going to delete the video because of that

[@eveninggreys3190]

Does he keep his hat on because he's got male pattern hair loss?

[@ilikemetal2910]

evening greys the complete opposite XD

[@_GRiM1]

Already seen him without hat

[@staylovedeathcore6442]

i missed these videos

[@BlackBerserkgasme]

You forgot "The Anselmo" which is the same as "Where is the crowd" just with your arms crossed XD

[@unofficial_slash4541]

Wife/Gf: (walks in) Honey, I'm back from wor-
Jared: 0:28

[@woogdesigns]

Damn, he showed the forehead 1:28

[@lautzofriffs]

Beard Booze look at dis duuude

[@MrMaitreLee]

Oouuh no no no no bwahahah !

[@surivall]

1:46 Why does it remind me of Korn's Twist?

[@850Tech]

Because it looks Korn

[@neantdistordu982]

Because it IS Korn - Twist

[@jaciedragulski2166]

0:28 Mitch Lucker at his finest

[@lennartkrischik4757]

Can we just appreciate his vocals

[@ahmetabdulkadir955]

2:01 Corey Taylor

[@alomtz4359]

that's what i thought xD

[@patty014]

I thought it was the help me out please 0:41 😅😂

[@Tainami_]

I was thinking more the windmill (back when he had long hair)

[@zfin87]

Oml yes 😂

[@satan1189]

Phillip anselmo

[@MarcelGieseColorist]

Mitch Luckers "Rise-my-whole-leg-and-stomp-the-fuck-out-of-the-monitor-wedge-when-the-breakdown-bassdrop-drops-style" was missing 🤘🏽😂

[@TheSaltiestEver]

Marcel Giese Official you mean the stomp of legends? Lol

[@MarcelGieseColorist]

KINGCORPSE exactly! 😅

[@TheSaltiestEver]

Marcel Giese Official what a fucking legend :D

[@tes3morrowind]

you forgot "this is black metal and im going to hold perfectly still and stare blankly into the distance for the entirety of this 2 hour performance"

[@bubblesoffunn]

u forgot the "microphone deep-throater"

[@soutrickbhattacharya7642]

Where's the crowd- Phil Anselmo.

[@borisscatterbrayne6502]

My thoughts exactly

[@8003.5]

Omg yes

[@dorukyucebasoglu9539]

You beat me to it

[@sultankosmitov6293]

...and Gaahl. :v

[@theoneaboveall1575]

Soutrick Bhattacharya yup. I've seen that look on the documentary CD.

[@icispettis7493]

Where's the crowd ? More like, "WHERE'S MY CAR ?!"

[@coldmoonlight6361]

Don't drink and drive

[@Lyst0]

0:26 speed x2
Thank me later.
Edit : wtf a thousand people have laughed to this
Edit2 : holy crap it keeps growing 😂
Edit3 : is this the most like comment ?

[@callmedoach9252]

You have enlightened me with beautiful grunts, you have my thanks

[@macblink]

Lol 😂

[@potato_weeb]

This made my day lol

[@spookyspider1014]

I’m dying 😂

[@aylinmaiden4258]

Sounds better

[@orang.oranggan8637]

0:41 i like that guitar lead, sound slay 🔥

[@nickhantzopulos4145]

1:46 Sooooo Korn 😂

[@scar4892]

"cmon why aren't you bouncing man? " I died lmfao

[@randomscumbag153]

Fred Durst.

[@theghoststunes8267]

ha yesss

[@acegreyer]

This really cheered me up today. Thank you.

[@rohizaman4515]

i'm very confused as to why i'm so attracted to the stomping grapes move

[@vincentruhl]

Rapper hands korn!!!

[@BigBlueProductions356]

So true

[@mavisashbluff]

No, Disturbed

[@saraweekley602]

Vincent Ruhl 666 likes your welcome!

[@Hispanic_at_the_disco717]

Maximum the hormone

[@freedom9729]

I was just gonna say that when I saw your comment omg

[@lukejav818]

Stomping Grapes.... you won!

[@owenlacroix133]

Luke Jav the Phil Anselmo lol

[@urmom-iz9lo]

Fernanda Silva The song for stomping grapes is Stole my bike By Death To Honor! I want u guys to check it out

[@PatricioGC]

What a TALENT Jared !!!

[@mathiasstrom7790]

Stomping grapes omfg

[@jneff692]

Damn bro thats a pretty clean KoRn impression 1:48

[@coldmoonlight6361]

1:47
Now we know who Jonathan Davis got it from.

[@my_chemical_veil_in_white9653]

1:47 (Put it on 2X) When your mom says “You have 2 seconds to explain” but u don’t know where to start 😂😭👌🏻

[@rebekaharcher8619]

😂😂😂

[@MartyDadRiffs]

I EAT CRAB MEAT!!! That one got me. Laughing like an idiot.

[@veterangamingid]

1:57 It's Oli before Happy Song's breakdown

[@paulypisspants7340]

"stomping grapes" is how i shop for groceries...

[@septicemic39]

High Note Hide Away = Oli Sykes
Crab to the Beat = M Shadows (BEFORE HTTK)
Windmill = George Fisher or Corey Taylor
Rap Hands = Johnathan Davis
God Damn, don't Crucify me for saying this

[@jazoche]

High Note Hide Away did reminded me of Oli Sykes

[@nopenopenopington]

dammmmnnnn

[@hackzilovehackz3564]

For an Avenged Fan I can kinda see what you mean. Shame Jared didn't do "The Watermelon" because M Shadows would've fit perfectly.

[@jspeight69]

Septicemic nah I think crowd help me out is more oli Sykes

[@JunJun238]

Windmill = George Fisher

[@tobiaswhelan20]

1:49 every korn show.

[@simpdestructor]

LOL... YAAAS!

[@Hello-pl2qe]

Now I know what I need to practice this week. Great instructional video!

[@heyymanniceshot]

0:46 *Hentai!*

[@zedboiii]

Do crabs think people walk sideway? 🤔

[@xaza5625]

Yea sure

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Zaldhy Darwin how high are you?

[@gvtshorts2024]

Zaldhy Darwin my car crabwalks

[@firstnamelastname061]

My mind just blasted into pieces.

[@ruok3351]

I fought mudcrabs tougher than u

[@austinmillerae]

I have difficulty deciding if "high note hide away" or "say it with your chest" is funnier

[@C-BassFromJakePhoenix]

U forgot the "serj tankian" arm swinging in the air lol

[@St0ned_Sl0an]

0:27 my parents marching to my room after they find out I've been smoking dope

[@bugumorrison]

Swing swing = coal chamber
Help me out...PLEASE = Metallica
Crab to the beat = immortal
Bounce = System of a Down
Windmill = cannibal corpse
Where’s the crowd? = limp bizkit

[@urmom-iz9lo]

ToonEddieStreams Stomping Grapes is Death to honor

[@thefuzzylegend8674]

How could you not say that Rapper Hands = KoRn?

[@janscholochua9800]

Unknown dumbass Wheres the crowd is Phil Anselmo!

[@ZodaZero]

Crab to the beat is Attack Attack!

[@joshuahinz2447]

Also crab to the beat = Attack Attack!

[@vasiliy551]

1:49 is it a new Korn song?

[@Fernando-ry5qt]

Vasiliy i hope... sounds awesome

[@ivanov55]

Vasiliy Korn - Twist

[@ivanov55]

Kry Kry Stott It IS Korn

[@Scott-wq5lk]

This was excellent. Thank you.

[@yowgert_9424]

I live for the guitars 🥰
And the drums of course 🔥😎

[@Misiek131a]

0:40 jesus this riff is gold. Play full song plz

[@reiality]

YES PLEASE !!!

[@zxc521137210]

I think this riff is from Shadows Inside by Miss May I

[@theghoststunes8267]

its chunky

[@Misiek131a]

well! i think no :(

[@Stefan140]

1:46 Johnathan Davis?

[@emperoremesis9494]

Yus

[@naomir.9249]

Yes. He's daddy

[@Meccarox]

yea

[@angelcruz8004]

Stefan Matussek thats what i thought

[@JoseFernandez-qx4je]

Maluma en el festival de viña del mar en chile xdxdxd

[@Mariabloodno]

Love watching you

[@alejandromora4086]

I love this videos xD he's really enjoying to do them

[@mariak9883]

1:15When you're playing the floor is lava but have to sing metal at the same moment

[@MetalDisciple97]

Stomping Grapes - Maynard James Keenan

[@natalie-kj4om]

He does also the crabs.

[@youtuberobbedmeofmyname]

And stiffs up into a plank board

[@mariananava2854]

"say it with your chest" was definitely Till Lindemann

[@ragegrowler8367]

Jared Dines I like your videos. I hope that you will continue to on being the badass metalhead you can be.

[@2tonwalrus78]

Stomping grapes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@scoobydoolover4life466]

2 TON WALRUS ikr

[@thestrangeprophet8318]

Reminds me of that weird Batman metal video

[@offiziellerkanalvondoggen-7135]

0:21 That vocals were actually pretty sweet! I could totally see a metal band do this classic rock/blues singing!