The terrifying Woozle Goozle is for an afterimage. Stare at the center for ~10 sec, then look at a white wall. The colors are inverted, and Woozle looks normal.
In psychology. I wonder if that's how he tricks Dan into picking what are clearly the worst calendars, despite making it seem like it's entirely Dan's free choice.
@@Pandapeep No, it makes it better. It makes it lots better. The problem is the bar is so low that improving it by such a massive degree is still subpar shit.
It's probably less than $1 in material costs. I'm partially curious at the layout of the motor underneath just to see how creative they got with making that function as cheap as possible.
I honestly can't believe he essentially paid £25 for clip art stickers and foldable cardboard. If you removed the Only Fools and Horses stickers, you'd have no idea it was a calendar based on the show, which sounds like an obvious statement, but my point is a vast majority of the items shouldn't have nothing to do with the show it is from! And the fact they are almost all literally stickers too! I don't know who would buy that and wouldn't feel slighted by it? Who would feel fulfilled and like it was money worth spent, buying a £25 calendar based on a show they love, that is filled with nothing but generic clip art stickers and foldable cardboard? Everyone would feel done over!
@@ablativekitten5189 I would hope so! But then who, outside of Dan, would buy a £25 Only Fools and Horses advent calendar from Ali Express? That is a very niche market haha
Just realised the Only Fools and Horses calendar has 25 days and the rest have 24, meaning it could win on day 25 if Ashens isnt able to complete one of those puzzles
If the puzzle calendar even has a day 25, and if the OFAH day 25 is actually better than nothing. Even then, it's just one point compared to Ashen's current 4 so Ashens wins it either way lmao
@@ncisfan1002 nah, there’s a couple days they haven’t opened so even if there isn’t a day 25 they can still open one of the days that Ashens just won outright
I did some light research on our friend Woozle Goozle and I found out he has a small fur pocket on his chest that he normally sticks a pen and a pair of scissors in. I like to think there is zero fur inside the pocket and the sharp scissors are just cutting his bare flesh and causing Woozle Goozle to be in constant pain.
I was thinking Richard O’Brien when Stuart took the helmet off the pilot - I feel like we both have very different reference points, namely, Stuart likes sci-fi and I like British 90s game shows 😂
Honestly that bear is probably the best thing they got from the Barbie calendar so far. Today my fancy German chocolate calendar gave me a repeat of the whiskey cream chocolate ball. I think that one's my favorite. Good day.
Yes a repeat sticker is quite appaling but I'm not sure I can say its a new rock bottom. Do you remember Reliable Reindeer calendar giving you and ADD about 20 days in? Yes I am rewatching old Advent Calendars openings
@@pawface7271 Dan isn't a human, he's a golem created from all of the advent calendars Ashens has opened throughout his life. Every new calendar adds another aspect to his form.
That was not an add. Ashens just wrongly thought it was one before he saw it fully. It was supposed to just be a small Christmas greeting card (which is still horrendous)
@lockvgm3046 Well in that case, even though a Toy Company Based, rather small Christmas Card is a horrendous advent calendar present. It might still be slightly less appaling than a repeated sticker you already didn't want
It is truly baffling how terrible the OFAH one actually is. Like genuinely a colossal waste of resources. AND IT'S THE SAME COST AS THE MILITARY MEN. AND THE BARBIE, WHICH IS ALSO SHIT. LIKE WHAT?
so, the terrifying woozle goozle is supposed to be for an afterimage effect, but somethin definitely went wrong because the sticker all black except for the blue parts lol
Thanks to this year's calendars I went and watched the woozle goozle show. It seems (from what I can suss out of it at least) to be a relatively entertaining and educational kids show. I can also say what I've seen from this year's calendars I'm not particularly interested in checking out only fools and horses
Deep breaths, boys, and remember. It's a rough advent this year, but at least nobody is having to eat whole peppercorns or charcoal briquettes masquerading as bricks of cheese. This years punishment calendar actually looks kinda fun. Certainly moreso than repeated stickers and bits of cardboard!
Gawd Bless the Grassmasks and SNAP the metal puzzle goes back together to never come apart again. Slepp waits for your bones, he knows, he'll Have Your Bones. Merry Grassmasks Everyone
@@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 hey the military calendar is actually pretty dope for the value - 25 pounds for an off-brand GI JOE squad and a growing pile of near-universal accessories each soldier can use.
When Dan said it was a new low, I fully expected the items to not even be stickers, and just be like flimsy cardboard bits you're supposed to just...hold and look at. XD
I wonder if the Barbie calendar really is just old stock and might vary if you looked in several of the same calendar. More quality science and puzzle calendars next year!
I'm thinking the creepy stickers are the thing where you stare at an image for 60 secondsish, then stare at a blank white surface and you get an reverese proper-color afterimage. I tried it by pausing at the Woozle Goozle photo in the manual, and yeah, a blue Wool Goozle appeared on a white sheet of paper
Can I suggest some kind of points system for things that go so beyond bad they deserve some kind of special recognition? One of them could "win" with a score of -7 if the other only had +6.
As crap as the only fools one is the point seems to be a a diorama only the faceless thing kinda makes it shit I also don't understand the point of the stickers I thought they might be used to decorate it?
On the fifteenth day of Advent, these two blokes gave to me Patrick Stewart! The biggest pearl necklace A plastic dog named Scruffy Desert bloke and dragon Bootleg Chip Hazard Lame plastic wand! Stealth Guy and lame horse Dirtbike and a comb Snow gear and a cap thing Soldier and mermaid tail Some fancy guns! Barbie and a box of weapons Tech gear and a brush Backpacks, shoes and dancers And Some guff that is generic
It's stock footage? I've been trying to figure out who she is this whole time. I thought I missed a gag or something. Or maybe she's supposed to be Ashen's girl waiting on him or something.
I feel like the bear should have won. It was actually cute. It doesn't seem to have anything to do with barbie but was still cute. Plus the army is basically winnijg everyday with its above board standards. Advents should have a little surprise.
The terrifying Woozle Goozle is for an afterimage. Stare at the center for ~10 sec, then look at a white wall. The colors are inverted, and Woozle looks normal.
Here's hoping they read this so they can do the experiment properly when they definitely meet tomorrow to for real record the next episode
I think it's been a long time since the word "normal" was stretched this much
@@Adamaspotestasashens does not read the comments
My idea was maybe open your phone camera and set it to negative and see if it's in the proper colors. 😅😅
Pretty sure if you stare at that for 10 seconds Woozle Goozle emerges from the floor and drags you back into the underworld.
Ashens has a doctorate. Sometimes I think that's worth remembering, just for perspective.
In psychology. I wonder if that's how he tricks Dan into picking what are clearly the worst calendars, despite making it seem like it's entirely Dan's free choice.
Not surprised in the least tbh
I think that speaks more to the slipping standards of universities
@@MrMetalpunxNah, that's just capitalism
@@randomtinypotatocried again more proof people have become stupid.
If not for the grass masks, Dan would've been absolutely shredded by Christmas.
Or he would have developed an hernia to go along with his lactose intolerance from the cheese calendar.
@@chamoo232 knowing his luck, that's more likely.
I wonder if they'll figure out the little butterfly wings can be worn by the teddy bear before day 25.
I doubt it
Doesn't make it any better
@@Pandapeep never said it did. After all Barbie's butterfly wings were crap too.
@@Pandapeep did the sentence read like they were defending the calendar to you?
@@Pandapeep No, it makes it better. It makes it lots better. The problem is the bar is so low that improving it by such a massive degree is still subpar shit.
Of all the stuff Dan has gotten, the little dragon and bear are the best things. I actually like those.
I'd say the doll is quite proper too
@@Liggliluff The doll is bad, they went over it a bit on day 1, and Rebecca said it's one of the cheapest and crappiest Barbies you can buy.
@@Pikachu132 crap and cheap, sure, but we're talking about "the best" that Dan got. I'd say the dragon and bear are very cheap too
I think £25 needs emphasising everyday for that only fools and horse's calendar 😂 it is literally something Del himself would flog.
It's probably less than $1 in material costs. I'm partially curious at the layout of the motor underneath just to see how creative they got with making that function as cheap as possible.
And that meta commentary is why it's secretly the best calendar!
(not really)
I honestly can't believe he essentially paid £25 for clip art stickers and foldable cardboard. If you removed the Only Fools and Horses stickers, you'd have no idea it was a calendar based on the show, which sounds like an obvious statement, but my point is a vast majority of the items shouldn't have nothing to do with the show it is from! And the fact they are almost all literally stickers too! I don't know who would buy that and wouldn't feel slighted by it? Who would feel fulfilled and like it was money worth spent, buying a £25 calendar based on a show they love, that is filled with nothing but generic clip art stickers and foldable cardboard? Everyone would feel done over!
@@kierancampire I'd probably assume it was a knock off only fools and horses calendar from ali express or something lmao
@@ablativekitten5189 I would hope so! But then who, outside of Dan, would buy a £25 Only Fools and Horses advent calendar from Ali Express? That is a very niche market haha
Stuart looked very worried when he realised he'd broken the pilot's mask!
Just realised the Only Fools and Horses calendar has 25 days and the rest have 24, meaning it could win on day 25 if Ashens isnt able to complete one of those puzzles
If the puzzle calendar even has a day 25, and if the OFAH day 25 is actually better than nothing. Even then, it's just one point compared to Ashen's current 4 so Ashens wins it either way lmao
tbh a day of nothing is better than anything that you could possibly get from the only fools and horses calendar
@@ncisfan1002 nah, there’s a couple days they haven’t opened so even if there isn’t a day 25 they can still open one of the days that Ashens just won outright
I did some light research on our friend Woozle Goozle and I found out he has a small fur pocket on his chest that he normally sticks a pen and a pair of scissors in. I like to think there is zero fur inside the pocket and the sharp scissors are just cutting his bare flesh and causing Woozle Goozle to be in constant pain.
woozle goozle is into some freaky shit
Please don't put scissors in your body pockets
do u think he screams when he pulls it out
I was thinking Richard O’Brien when Stuart took the helmet off the pilot - I feel like we both have very different reference points, namely, Stuart likes sci-fi and I like British 90s game shows 😂
"Oh my God, it's Patrick Stewart!" He's been up on the shelf watching all this time, waiting for his box clone to escape!
Be free, Shinzon!
Professor X with the Cerebro helmet.
Hat success!!!
Picard has been staring at us for 15 days and now he's come out of an advent calendar... I don't know what that means but it probably means nothing.
His physical form grows stronger and closer with every passing day
Obsessed with the way the military man today looks just like my best friend
Honestly that bear is probably the best thing they got from the Barbie calendar so far.
Today my fancy German chocolate calendar gave me a repeat of the whiskey cream chocolate ball. I think that one's my favorite. Good day.
I think one of Ashens' calendars could actually be a bomb and he would still win
Yes a repeat sticker is quite appaling but I'm not sure I can say its a new rock bottom. Do you remember Reliable Reindeer calendar giving you and ADD about 20 days in?
Yes I am rewatching old Advent Calendars openings
So THATS why Dan has Attention Deficit Disorder!
@@pawface7271 Dan isn't a human, he's a golem created from all of the advent calendars Ashens has opened throughout his life. Every new calendar adds another aspect to his form.
That was not an add. Ashens just wrongly thought it was one before he saw it fully. It was supposed to just be a small Christmas greeting card (which is still horrendous)
@lockvgm3046 Well in that case, even though a Toy Company Based, rather small Christmas Card is a horrendous advent calendar present. It might still be slightly less appaling than a repeated sticker you already didn't want
"God bless the grass masks" ... they've taken over his mind!
"Worst thing ever in advent"
You've had literally nothing before, how bad could this be?
"Repeat sticker"
Oh...
*Dan flicks the puzzle*
It's a Christmas Miracle!
*Horrifying Wuzzle Guzzle*
It's a Christmas Nightmare!
This has been a delightful Advent.
Dan might have won at least one day if he had ONLY the Barbie one and Stuart still had both of his. LOL.
It is truly baffling how terrible the OFAH one actually is. Like genuinely a colossal waste of resources.
AND IT'S THE SAME COST AS THE MILITARY MEN. AND THE BARBIE, WHICH IS ALSO SHIT. LIKE WHAT?
nah mate, the soldiers one is worth every penny, I would buy it non ironically, it actually slaps
Nah that's what I mean. That they're all the same price but the soldier one is literally the best value is criminal.
Is the MSRP all the same or did the store Dan bought them from just have them all set at $25?
@@-DM-£25.
so, the terrifying woozle goozle is supposed to be for an afterimage effect, but somethin definitely went wrong because the sticker all black except for the blue parts lol
I think the stickers are just regular random stickers, the picture you're supposed to use for the afterimage experiment is in the book.
On the Patrick Stewart figure use a black sharpie and give him a goatee, and you'll have Ashen🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ashens is Mirror Universe Picard! Which means... we're living in the evil Mirror Universe!
Honestly, a lot of things make sense now.
Even the metal puzzles are giving Dan a break. We ALL collectively know he's screwed...
Thanks to this year's calendars I went and watched the woozle goozle show. It seems (from what I can suss out of it at least) to be a relatively entertaining and educational kids show.
I can also say what I've seen from this year's calendars I'm not particularly interested in checking out only fools and horses
GOD BLESS THE GRASS MASKS
Dan's best stuff is always off camera
Dan had to solve so many of these, he can now solve them in his sleep.
Deep breaths, boys, and remember. It's a rough advent this year, but at least nobody is having to eat whole peppercorns or charcoal briquettes masquerading as bricks of cheese. This years punishment calendar actually looks kinda fun. Certainly moreso than repeated stickers and bits of cardboard!
The puzzle calendar is less of a 'punishment' and more of an apology for the loser's calendars being so bad.
Every time I think that Only Fools and Horses calendar can't get any worse, and every day I am disappointed further.
God bless the grass masks, the reason for the season
God bless the Grass Masks.
Gawd Bless the Grassmasks and SNAP the metal puzzle goes back together to never come apart again. Slepp waits for your bones, he knows, he'll Have Your Bones.
Merry Grassmasks Everyone
nah, even slepp is like "dan's had it bad enough so far. we can at least let him keep this. just this once."
That action figure looks like JerryRigEverything with that cut jawline. 😂
Del Boy is proud.
The soldiers calender is amazing value.
For The Only Fools and Horses Calendar If you take away the And Horses part you get who would buy that Calendar
Teddy bear wouldn't have been blue if they'd only put a few holes in his box.
He’s been watching us behind every video, and now Patrick Stewart has manifested himself in plastic form
Oh it's tiny. Oh no it's terrible', as the actress said to the Bishop.
1:15 "Go and Save the City!"
Glory to the grass masks, servents of Slaanesh!
I'm a reliable reindeer!
Dan you might actually have some kind of powers to make a puzzle solve itself impressive
Through the power of stealth cheese and lactose intolerance
the universe itself is trying to apologize for such awful advent calendars.
@@benh3518 or his abilty to see 3d also known as aspergers
So his autism gives him such great powers it automatically solves the puzzle
@@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 hey the military calendar is actually pretty dope for the value - 25 pounds for an off-brand GI JOE squad and a growing pile of near-universal accessories each soldier can use.
Or it was a fluke and they didn't pack it correctly so it was already mostly separated.
I just keep hearing, 'Dan, you plonker!' everytime he opens that damn awful calendar 🤣🤣
Never have I seen a more entertaining one sided beating.
When Dan said it was a new low, I fully expected the items to not even be stickers, and just be like flimsy cardboard bits you're supposed to just...hold and look at. XD
Dan deserved to win today just for that god damn gamer move on the puzzle calendar
WOW
The solider calendar beats them all combined, the only one I'd actually consider getting.
Seeing the Only Fools and Horses calendar, i think we judged Paw Patrol too harshly.
I wonder if the Barbie calendar really is just old stock and might vary if you looked in several of the same calendar. More quality science and puzzle calendars next year!
No the barbie calendars are all the same contents, and listed on Mattel's official website.
@@B.-T. Which is arguably worse.
I really dont think Stuart was suitably impressed by Dan's performance with the puzzle today!!
I'm thinking the creepy stickers are the thing where you stare at an image for 60 secondsish, then stare at a blank white surface and you get an reverese proper-color afterimage. I tried it by pausing at the Woozle Goozle photo in the manual, and yeah, a blue Wool Goozle appeared on a white sheet of paper
Next year you should do1 expensive calendar VS the same worth in cheap calendars :p
The Only Fools and Horses calendar is actively insulting at that price. That's the content I would expect out of a £5 calendar, not £25
Of fools and horses advent calender! Where you are the fool! They buy horses with your hard earned cash!
I donno man, that puzzle should count as a win.
Don't you just love getting stickers.
Today’s “24 electronic games” entry is the same as yesterday’s but with two players
Can I suggest some kind of points system for things that go so beyond bad they deserve some kind of special recognition? One of them could "win" with a score of -7 if the other only had +6.
I'm here for Woozle Goozle flipping me off
Hello ho-R E D A C T E D
It's Prof. X, in the suit that allows him to walk, with a helmet that allows a remote connection to Cerebro. Ultimate Professor X!
He's here to Woozle your Goozle! Run!
Did you know there is a Grass Mask Pokémon? It's called Ogerpon.
The puppet sticker looks like it’s supposed to be a negative image
the evil advent calendars attacks again
If Dan had to do the punishment calendar, he'd be swol by now.
prefect timing
1st automatic tie!
That sticker is the love child of Zippy and Alf.
Oh no, I just noticed the grass masks are multiplying on the shelves behind them...
Pilot chap looks a bit like Agent 47 too.
That OFAH calendar started strong with music and moving characters, but went straight of a cliff and might the worst calendar hey've done so far.
Dan needs all 3 other calendars combined to be in with a chance to beat the army man calendar.
each year we are getting closer to the end
The weird black sticker might be like a Transformers rubsign.
so for that puzzle the trick was putting it back together versus taking it apart
NEW MODIFICATION TO THE RULES: The overall winner is the player who either has the most wins or who has salvaged the most draws, whichever is higher!
each video gets shorter and each day goes by quicker, both stickers today, truely the end of times
For me personally the bear wins over patrick stewart. It's such a happy bear.
Google Lens the Woozle Goozle book for the love of Christmas..!
Don't think that Dan should get the tie point today, looks like the puzzle solved itself! 😉
The 10 usd advent calendar of disney i saw at walmart yesterday has to be better then dans calendars
As crap as the only fools one is the point seems to be a a diorama only the faceless thing kinda makes it shit I also don't understand the point of the stickers I thought they might be used to decorate it?
The repeat sticker literally made my jaw drop?
Personally since dan managed to solve the puzzle by flicking it, he should have an automatic win for the day.
I thought they named the baby Rodney, after Dave?
I feel like Dan deserves to win this year
His calendars have just been too bad, like it's actually cruel
On the fifteenth day of Advent, these two blokes gave to me
Patrick Stewart!
The biggest pearl necklace
A plastic dog named Scruffy
Desert bloke and dragon
Bootleg Chip Hazard
Lame plastic wand!
Stealth Guy and lame horse
Dirtbike and a comb
Snow gear and a cap thing
Soldier and mermaid tail
Some fancy guns!
Barbie and a box of weapons
Tech gear and a brush
Backpacks, shoes and dancers
And Some guff that is generic
Anyone else think these videos just aint hittin' this year?
Charles Xaviator
Is there a stock footage category for "Bored women at Christmas"?
It's stock footage? I've been trying to figure out who she is this whole time. I thought I missed a gag or something. Or maybe she's supposed to be Ashen's girl waiting on him or something.
Guys, google translate on your phone can translate through your camera. PLEASE use that next time you do foreign calendars. xD
I won't pretend that this is not my favored thing about the holidays (in media.)
I feel like the bear should have won. It was actually cute. It doesn't seem to have anything to do with barbie but was still cute. Plus the army is basically winnijg everyday with its above board standards. Advents should have a little surprise.