"He didn't move it because he was hungry. He just moved it because he felt like it." I don't know why but this quote alone perfectly summarizes/has the exact energy every cat owner in history (and prehistory) with explaining the justification to why every cat does what it does.
@@clockworkgore Yes it is i, YT mod loser who occasionally drops by the Gourmet chat and Shitpost Chat, and on a blue moon, in one of the Voice chats if my pals are in there. A.K.A. (imma) literally fookin nobody. Its nice to see you, whoever you are, and I hope you're having a good day/night.
In far cry 4 the most difficult hunt was a honey badger and holy shit that was scary I was armed with an lmg and that monster took like a 100 bullets to die and I was running away the whole time
Honey badges are one of the few animal who can actually feel fear but doesn´t give up two fucks about it and instead bully ENTIRE FUCKING PACKS OF LIONS FOR HIS FOO, AND IT FUCKING WORKS.
@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange I know My wish is that the Male protagonist comes back as a fighter and hunts down his team. But since I didn't read the manga/LN/VN or what ever I can still dream.
Just hearing him lose his shit at 12:02 is both hillarious and somewhat comforting in that I'm glad I am not alone in laughing my ass off at really stupid stuff like that
09:00 anyone wondering, ostrich egg is pretty good, just makes enough for around 8 people at a time lmao. We had one at my kindergarden when I was 7, don't ask why haha.
@@markhirsch6301 Smh. Shame people dont know just how crazy biodiverse the world was. I mention about hyenas living in europe and people call me insane. Not sure about jaguars but leopards do 100% live in europe, even today. They were even more widespread back in the day. The world used to be wild, man.
13:42 translation: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
A reminder that a badger would let lions night them on the neck Just so the badger can claw the lion’s eyes out And that’s why lions are terrified of badgers
Does anybody else have a fear of cave paintings and Neolithic art? Especially when they're moving? That one scene from Ice Age got me screwed up as a kid, same thing with the music video for "krigsgaldr" by Heilung.
The benefits of coming to stream? Possibly influencing what J might say in a video. T's neat. By the way, I wholeheartedly did believe J would have been a good teacher if he had chosen to be one instead of a UA-camr.
@@meganobgutzkraka2398 Right? Not to mention he's brutally honest about everything he says. If it's one thing I've learned about J, it's that he can't tell a lie.
I love how JFJ doesnt care about others opinions or whatever. He sees something he thinks hes cool or if hes having fun, then thats all there is to it.
I guess the reason why I don’t have problems with the badgers is because I always keep a full ammo grenade launcher with at all times in these games. Never knew they were practically bullet proof.
Funny sock
Omg is that grug from the hit kids movie the croods
grug was sexist in the movie thus he is a chad
omg when sequal??
Indeed Grug played by Nicolas Cage from the 2013 hit kids movie the Croods.
country roads
Local Texan Sock returns to Monke
Sock Monke
He always a monke
Local Texan Sock drifts a mammoth through local teepee, unga bunga at Sun Peak, here at Club 12
Fun fact: Chimps have entered the stone age
@@LordSauron22 There are chimps who watch workers use tools, and then they can imitate it, even if poorly in mid cases
I feel like we have to actively remind JFJ that not every bear he sees is Cheeseburger
"Oh my GOD CHEESE BURGER SWIMMING IS THE CUTEST THING EVER" -JFJ (Farcry 5)
It’s Cheeseburger’s ancestor
@@Phoebe457 Ah... BEEF Boigah
"John Bear."
-Sock guy
They are in our hearts.
Scientists “we don’t know what these bones are”
A prehistoric sock “OOGA BOOGA I GOT A FUCKING BEES”
Shit was so unfunny
@@kneeinutopia 790 people say otherwise.
@@kneeinutopia 885 people say otherwise
@@kneeinutopia 920 people say otherwise
@@kneeinutopia 1 k people say otherwise.
“Im here to shitass.” *long fart*
*Heavy metal starts playing*
Thank you Dick Kickem
Hate me all you want, but you can't unfatten this ass.
@Half Knight Fick Nickem
"He didn't move it because he was hungry. He just moved it because he felt like it."
I don't know why but this quote alone perfectly summarizes/has the exact energy every cat owner in history (and prehistory) with explaining the justification to why every cat does what it does.
That seems about right
(This is coming from someone that owns 10 of them)
@@arandominternetperson437 BAH GAWD
@@Darca1n don't be, its a nightmare that would make you willingly welcome hell
bruh it's you from the server
@@clockworkgore Yes it is i, YT mod loser who occasionally drops by the Gourmet chat and Shitpost Chat, and on a blue moon, in one of the Voice chats if my pals are in there.
A.K.A. (imma) literally fookin nobody.
Its nice to see you, whoever you are, and I hope you're having a good day/night.
I love how the club takedown is just you turning their head into a smoothie that you can sell later for pocket change
No, add rat and secret blend seven herbs and poultice, then enter unga become mammoth. Secret to win, drift.
Unga Based Bunga
Was that a hat in time reference?
@@Doomsday9872 maybe....
JFJ: “I’m being historically accurate. Now let me beat this woman.”
I mean, he ain't wrong.
tradition of kungo
@@UmbraMask oh...
I mean u aren’t wrong but u didn’t say that
If there's one thing you have to know about the Far Cry series is that Badgers are you worst nightmare. Especially Honey Badgers
They're a nightmare IRL as well.
Honey badgers don't mess around.
The cassowary would like to have a word with you.
Mustelids in general
@@uncledoctor6920 you know honey badgers ignore bullets right?
@@ryancronwell6368 yeah you would too if you were the living punchline of Satan's joke on humanity.
JFJ apparently not aware that the honey badger is the most badass and angriest animal on the planet
In far cry 4 the most difficult hunt was a honey badger and holy shit that was scary I was armed with an lmg and that monster took like a 100 bullets to die and I was running away the whole time
The one with the sharpest fangs wins. That's what Killing Bites is.
@@CerberusB1 WEEEEEEEB
tfw no season 2
Honey badges are one of the few animal who can actually feel fear but doesn´t give up two fucks about it and instead bully ENTIRE FUCKING PACKS OF LIONS FOR HIS FOO, AND IT FUCKING WORKS.
@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
I know
My wish is that the Male protagonist comes back as a fighter and hunts down his team.
But since I didn't read the manga/LN/VN or what ever I can still dream.
Wildlife professional: *And here, we see the majestic Homo Chadicus hunting for prey*
JFJ: *Wrestling a mammoth*
Other far cry: gun go brrrrrr
This game: oga boga go whack
That’s the most unfunny thing I’ve seen in a while
@@kneeinutopia Big Man Gaming
Reddit joke
Oooooooh. Big stick go *BONK*
And thus, man rediscovered their love for taking something and bonking someone over the head with it
We are one step closer to MONKE
Damn finally a accurate Ohio simulator.
Bruh
yeah i have been wanting one for so long!
As someone from Ohio I can tell there are mammoths and sabertooths running around
@@theman7571 can confirm for Madison.
@@jackmeyers7805 dayton is over crowded with em
pov: you live in the countryside
pov: stop pov comments they aren't funny
pov: MammouthU DRERLLIFITNG!
(it's in japanese)
POV: Monki flip
@@_Noto you aren't funny
@@_Noto Pov: Humor is subjective
Badgers are fucking immortal, they are the manifestation of Gods.
Before I say one, a friend once said that lions are honey badger's bitches. Saw an angry honey badger and saw why.
yeah what's with the bagers in far cry games
yeah what's with the bagers in far cry games there only animals that really terffed me
Just hearing him lose his shit at 12:02 is both hillarious and somewhat comforting in that I'm glad I am not alone in laughing my ass off at really stupid stuff like that
"It puts badgers in the same category as cave bears!"
Right where it belongs. Friggin', fuzzy little demons.
In search of a simpler time, where simps didn’t exist..
Where woman obeyed men not the other way around
@@Johnson-br2lw those where the days
@liquid sword a time where neck beards and simps didn't exist
@liquid sword are you calling me a simp or a neck beard
@liquid sword sineck
What era was Cock N' Ball Torture discovered : AD
*The world in BC : **15:50*
6:14
JFJ:
Kills the bear
Cheeseburger from Far Cry 5:
*starts fading into nothingness*
11:08 "horton hears a trick ahh-UUUGHHHHH!!!!!!" got to be one of the greatest JFJ moments.
imagine dying from blood loss at the very start of the game,
this comment was made by someone who did no-
lol
Wow. Imagine dying of blood loss in the tutorial. Wow, that sounds pretty embarrassing. 👀
Honestly love this game. I wish it wasn't one of those games where you play it once, have a great time, and forget about it.
I actually played it and still find it great
"I don't even know these people"
Almost like he just started playing a new game, lmao
God is JFJ a underrated youtuber, he deserves more.
He does
12:12 I was actually there at that part of the stream.
"How do I name this thing? It's gonna name me!" Is a line that always lives rent free in my head.
14:04 Losing my shit over here, oh my God.
It's time to *MONKEY SOUNDS*
JFJ plays dawn of man: "oh I wonder what happens when I send the children to fight mammoths"
I think a lot of people overlooked this game, nice to see it get some love.
"here I was thinking I gatherer, but now I see just another berry picker"
The new season of Primal looks lit.
this video was 40% walking up to something dangerous and yelling wait when it attacks
"Me from fuck around and find out tribe!!" lmao that fits so perfectly in this game
I've been waiting for this
You have such a dedicated fan base and I love this community ❤️
5:19 said like a true Cro-Magnon
So this is from where the "ride wife life good" meme came from?
09:00 anyone wondering, ostrich egg is pretty good, just makes enough for around 8 people at a time lmao. We had one at my kindergarden when I was 7, don't ask why haha.
Beginning of game: central Europe
Later in the game: fights Jaguars and hyenas
Hyenas did live in Europe for some time, but I believe they went extinct around one of the metal ages
well in those times most animals werent only common in some areas
They aren’t even Hyenas.
@@markhirsch6301 Smh. Shame people dont know just how crazy biodiverse the world was. I mention about hyenas living in europe and people call me insane. Not sure about jaguars but leopards do 100% live in europe, even today. They were even more widespread back in the day. The world used to be wild, man.
Animals were all over lions in Europe etc
"He didn't move it because he was hungry, he moved it because he just felt like it"
Sock introduced to cat behaviour.
I did not expect to hear Spider’s Blood by A-one during this
Nice to see mason made it in the last bit of gameplay
Dude I resonate with your humor so much and as a history major rn, I totally agree you would make a bomb teacher
Might just play far cry primal again because of this
9:32 "isn't a panther a type of jagwire"- JFJ 2021
16:35
That's my boy
Otter: Yo ya arm kinda looking like a snack
The badger was my favorite pet.
So cool, yet so damn terrifying..
8:12 well, in Far Cry 4 you need a LMG to hunt one of those badgers xD
14:59 When the mammoth uses a Heat move:
I really loved this game, played it when it first came out. Good shit
Harder than any other FarCry I've played
Me:Jkj plays farcry primal
Also me: happy ongga Bongga noises
13:47 that transition from the tiger to the background SHEEEEESH
i love seeing all of the art at the end of vidoes its so wholesome
My internet access out here is so God awful that half of the time I have to guess the things you do by sound alone.
What country or state?
@@mr.osamabingaming2633 Texas
What a time not a phone in sight just people living in the moment
I like how he calls eurobeat “initial d”
He's referencing a specific song from initial d though
13:42 translation:
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
15:51 "OHooo! Oh FUCK there's POINTS on that! AHaaAAAAaaaaAAHHHH!!!
A reminder that a badger would let lions night them on the neck
Just so the badger can claw the lion’s eyes out
And that’s why lions are terrified of badgers
Does anybody else have a fear of cave paintings and Neolithic art? Especially when they're moving? That one scene from Ice Age got me screwed up as a kid, same thing with the music video for "krigsgaldr" by Heilung.
This video is great with Hotel Rwanda audio in the background.
Actually my favorite FarCry
The benefits of coming to stream? Possibly influencing what J might say in a video. T's neat. By the way, I wholeheartedly did believe J would have been a good teacher if he had chosen to be one instead of a UA-camr.
fuck i'd pay him NOW to give me history classes with his sense of humor and who he is
@@meganobgutzkraka2398 Right? Not to mention he's brutally honest about everything he says. If it's one thing I've learned about J, it's that he can't tell a lie.
I love how JFJ doesnt care about others opinions or whatever. He sees something he thinks hes cool or if hes having fun, then thats all there is to it.
This brings glory to monke
My favourite Spider-Man, Toby Jaguire.
00:15 this man about to not be laid because of me
"Never been so angry." *Flashbacks to Far Cry 5 with Virgil dying and JFJ proceeding to go doom mode*
Badgers are terrifying in far cry games due to them being a god damn tank
I remember seeing a trailer for this and never heard of this game again until now.
Watching this video while eating chicken wings and drumsticks was the most satisfying thing that happened to me today.
I remember when I played Far cry Primal Like 4 years back or maybe 3, Now my favorite UA-camr is playing it some time later
JFJ: Life good, got king...got tooth...got bajjer-Bajjar Bite?! BAJJAR BITE BAJJAR BITE AHHHHHHH
I guess the reason why I don’t have problems with the badgers is because I always keep a full ammo grenade launcher with at all times in these games. Never knew they were practically bullet proof.
This is actually live footage of Jfj just living the Texan lifestyle
This game needed to be longer or something. This was the first Far Cry I ever played
Its graphics are a little dated, but FarCry 2 is phenomenal. No lethal wildlife though
I honestly think this is the best far cry!
Hell ya, primal is a absolute banger of a vg. Glad your playing it
8:55 Michael Reeves liked that.
6:12. A representation of the Fight between Finland and the Russian bear
you made me remember how much i love this game
Wait until he finds out you can ride said Sabertooth
He did ride it
First Far Cry i played and surely it was a pretty good choice - later bought Far Cry 3 and loved it too
and this is why i like JFJ so much cause he has sych a great personality and is not a boring streamer
i love how jfj looks at games its so fun to watch
**initiates unga-bunga mode**
“i’ve never been so angry at a fictional character before” except for that time virgil got shot
Funniest thing a ad come on at 5:44 and whent on about a church and politics and how the jeep brand is with us all
Last time I was this early, it was 10,000 B.C.E.
Prehistoric sock: "I hate that fucking sabertooth."
Also prehistoric sock: befriends the fucking sabertooth.
return of the king
5:02 Oh god caveman on D-Day? What will he do?
Please do another Far cry Primal video, this is one of the funniest you have done thus far!!.
Jfj in his most natural form. Or on a Saturday night, hard to tell.
"It's gonna name me!" still laughing,
You're just genuinely funny.
Unga Bunga?
Unga Bunga.
UNGA BUNGA!
dude the enemies in the mammoth mission got launched into far cry 5 holy shit