The Time The Inquisition Almost Destroyed A Chapter of Space Marines | The Celestial Lions

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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
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    You already know how to please the Machine Gods at this point so thank you so much. And make your voices heard for which faction you would like to see next!
    -Isyander
    Everything below is for the omnissiah. But like, you can read it if you want. Just a synopsis of the video you're watching.
    Early History and Formation
    The Celestial Lions were formed in the 38th Millennium, inheriting the gene-seed of Rogal Dorn from the Imperial Fists. Their early campaigns established them as disciplined and honorable warriors, committed to upholding the values of their progenitor Chapter.
    Conflict with the Inquisition
    The Khattarn Insurrection marked a significant conflict in their history. The Celestial Lions openly criticized Inquisitor Apollyon for his brutal actions, including the extermination of all life on Khattar. This led to severe repercussions from the Inquisition, which viewed any challenge to their authority with extreme prejudice.
    Third War for Armageddon
    During the Third War for Armageddon, the Celestial Lions faced devastating losses against the Ork hordes led by Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka. Despite their valiant efforts alongside other Imperial forces, their numbers were severely depleted, leaving the Chapter on the brink of extinction.
    Ekene Dubaku and the Great Rift
    After the Third War for Armageddon, Ekene Dubaku rose to prominence, seeking to rebuild the Chapter and restore their honor. Dubaku's leadership was crucial during the invasion of their homeworld, Elysium IX, by the Chaos warband Exilarchy following the opening of the Great Rift. Despite efforts to evacuate the population, the invasion resulted in significant losses, and Dubaku was eventually assassinated by a Callidus Assassin, an act believed to be orchestrated by the Inquisition.
    Cultural Significance and Rebuilding Efforts
    The Celestial Lions emphasize storytelling and communal rituals, harboring a deep-seated hatred for Orks. After their near-destruction, they received aid from the Black Templars and other loyalist factions to rebuild. Their story is one of resilience and unwavering faith in the Emperor, inspiring other Imperial forces.
    Current Status
    In the current Warhammer 40,000 timeline, the Celestial Lions continue to fight valiantly for the Imperium. They have re-established some of their strength and remain committed to their duty despite their tragic past and reduced numbers
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    TAGS
    Warhammer 40k, Celestial Lions, Space Marine Chapter, Imperial Fists, Ekene Dubaku, Third War for Armageddon, Khattarn Insurrection, Inquisition conflict, Great Rift, Chaos warband, Exilarchy, Elysium IX, Black Templars, Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, Warhammer 40k lore, Warhammer 40k history, Space Marine battles, Warhammer 40k factions, Warhammer 40k campaigns, Space Marine culture, Warhammer 40k universe.
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    Opinions expressed in this video are solely those of Isyander & Koda and in no way reflect the views or opinions of Games Workshop Ltd.
    Artwork throughout this video is used for educational purposes. if you see your artwork and would like an art credit, message me.

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  • @cdfe3388
    @cdfe3388 6 місяців тому +497

    Inquisition: “You can’t have a legion! That’s against the book!”
    Guilliman: “Bitch, I *WROTE* the damn book!”

    • @carna-9501
      @carna-9501 6 місяців тому +45

      The codex is more guidelines than actual rules.
      -Bobby G, aka The Tax Man

    • @kinge12007
      @kinge12007 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@@carna-9501aka robot gorillaman

    • @Whiffle09
      @Whiffle09 6 місяців тому +5

      Aka robot Philly man

    • @siteshnarayangautam2780
      @siteshnarayangautam2780 5 місяців тому +5

      @@Whiffle09 AKA ROBOT GIRLYMAN

    • @YukitoOnline
      @YukitoOnline 5 місяців тому

      @@siteshnarayangautam2780
      Robussy Girlyman

  • @liamhollands344
    @liamhollands344 6 місяців тому +228

    When a Celestial Lion is tired of looking for broken glass in his salad, he is clearly tired of living.

  • @fungab1446
    @fungab1446 6 місяців тому +703

    Warp!! Especially the DEEP warp where even the CHAOS ”gods” are afraid to go

  • @thepotatoninja10
    @thepotatoninja10 6 місяців тому +398

    Fun Fact about the Great Emu War:
    The government was initially successful in using machine guns to kill a decent number of emus. However, just like the tyranids, the emus adapted to the losses and switched to guerrilla warfare - splitting into smaller, roving bands. These bands would each have a scout that would listen for the sounds of trucks and signal an early retreat, reducing casualties and wasting ammunition.
    +1 vote for the Warp

    • @LAHFaust
      @LAHFaust 6 місяців тому +43

      My favorite story from the Emu War is when they tried to use a gun truck for the first time and an emu jumped THROUGH the windshield them jammed the steering wheel with its foot until the truck ran into a ditch, unstuck itself, and ran away.

    • @thepotatoninja10
      @thepotatoninja10 6 місяців тому +39

      @@LAHFaust Another victory for Hive Fleet Emu

    • @spillinjims2565
      @spillinjims2565 6 місяців тому +17

      Gotta fire up the ol 3D printer so I can kitbash some basic Emu prints into Hive Fleet Downunder

  • @Luan-st2gb
    @Luan-st2gb 6 місяців тому +529

    Inquisitor Isyander pulling back the propaganda curtains for his trainee Koda for the first time.

    • @Finally_in_the_service
      @Finally_in_the_service 6 місяців тому +12

      Perfect comment

    • @ectorwillis9228
      @ectorwillis9228 6 місяців тому +11

      Lore???

    • @christiankight7170
      @christiankight7170 6 місяців тому +7

      Dude those first 10 seconds really sell it

    • @13racc
      @13racc 6 місяців тому +7

      New head Canon acquired

    • @Doc-randomplay
      @Doc-randomplay 6 місяців тому +11

      Bro I would love to see fanart of Isyander and Koda decked out in iquisition gear they would look FIRE as FUCK

  • @joeljohnston3390
    @joeljohnston3390 6 місяців тому +227

    In defense of the black Templars. They found a loophole in the codex. Chapter sizes can be bigger then 1000 marines if they’re actively engaged in a crusade. And the Black Templars are actively engaged in an eternal crusade. So they’re allowed to be more then 1000 marines

    • @corsicasanova
      @corsicasanova 6 місяців тому +5

      I was looking for this comment.

    • @joeljohnston3390
      @joeljohnston3390 6 місяців тому +13

      @@corsicasanovadon’t get me wrong. I don’t like the black templars BUT I respect the loophole

    • @corsicasanova
      @corsicasanova 6 місяців тому +13

      @@joeljohnston3390 I do but mostly because of the loophole as that's the most Dornian stuff you can do. And also the named are great between Sigi, Grimaldus, Ulrichus, Ackolon and so many others...

    • @williamfitzgerald5435
      @williamfitzgerald5435 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@@joeljohnston3390you should love us... and remember you Templar ABC's Always be Crusading

    • @dragonsaint9446
      @dragonsaint9446 6 місяців тому +9

      They're also smart about dispersing themselves across the galaxy. If they were all in one place regularly then someone powerful enough to kick up a fuss might notice, but since they're always crusading in like six different wars at the same time nobody outside the Chapter leadership knows how many Black Templars there actually are, and sometimes it's suggested not even they know the true count of their numbers!

  • @ronaldlarocque4913
    @ronaldlarocque4913 6 місяців тому +126

    43:05 The Black Templar are like there are only 1,000 of us but there are like twenty chapters all calling themselves the Black Templar

  • @sportswithrobot
    @sportswithrobot 6 місяців тому +72

    As much as I want Titan. The Warp MUST come first. Also I legitimately know a Gastrologist named Dr. Butt and a anesthesiologist named Dr. Pain. These are very real people.

    • @Jfk2Mr
      @Jfk2Mr 6 місяців тому

      I mean, I know guy that in translation is Mr Spoil, whose specialisation is non-destructive testing

  • @Scootythedog-db3qu
    @Scootythedog-db3qu 6 місяців тому +147

    A giant mech that can hold a cathedral on its back? That’s sounds great! My votes for the titans.

  • @LeoHoldenCross
    @LeoHoldenCross 6 місяців тому +44

    As a celestial Lions fan we shall have vindication!!! the sons of dorn will not tolerate the pettiness an childish behavior of the Inquisition. They should be made an example of.

    • @ericmacrae6871
      @ericmacrae6871 6 місяців тому +9

      Since Guillaman is back I want the black Templar telling the story of their fallen chapter brothers and see what Guillaman will do

    • @RiseofNick
      @RiseofNick 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@ericmacrae6871 oh guilliman would be pissed. As well as Lionel Johnson. The inquision would be fucking obliterated for there actions. And I think the Sororitas would join in as well

  • @J_o_B_is_back
    @J_o_B_is_back 6 місяців тому +110

    After over a year of watching, I finally have the *disposable* income to join the patron! 😁

    • @KalicoKal
      @KalicoKal 6 місяців тому +8

      celestial lion ep got my eye brows raised post credits

    • @thomasallen9974
      @thomasallen9974 6 місяців тому +8

      Oh dude you are gonna have so much fun. Its worth it JUST for the unfiltered Slaneesh episode. I learned soooo much about them that you wont get from anyone on UA-cam.

    • @shadopard7527
      @shadopard7527 6 місяців тому

      @@thomasallen9974 literally just picture all the humiliation bdsm p0rn3 and t0rtur3 p0rn3 you can find if you google those phrases, amd you have everything Slaaneshi. And slaanesh is just the incarnation of the worst of r34 brought into existence by every 4 chan user ever of the Eldar and eventually other races..

    • @shinja5459
      @shinja5459 6 місяців тому +5

      Go brother! fight in my stead!🎉

    • @aliteraldude7658
      @aliteraldude7658 6 місяців тому +6

      Welcome brother! For the Isyamperer and the Kodastodes

  • @questingchris1699
    @questingchris1699 6 місяців тому +26

    "No shirt, no shoes, great service." I'm in tears 😂

  • @blackalucard3947
    @blackalucard3947 6 місяців тому +61

    I have never been more excited for an Alpha Legion episode.

  • @joshuaallen-blount2544
    @joshuaallen-blount2544 6 місяців тому +31

    An actual Warp episode would be amazing to watch Isyander just boggle Kodas mind with how just how wacky the true warp can be.

  • @admiraltorvosaurus8513
    @admiraltorvosaurus8513 6 місяців тому +105

    No wonder I popped into the video and kota is confused: Gaslighting
    WARP BABY LETS GO!!!

    • @dinoz2113
      @dinoz2113 6 місяців тому

      YEARGE WARP!!!!!!

  • @kikkpod5887
    @kikkpod5887 6 місяців тому +37

    The last time The black Templars were counted in 4th edition they numbered between 5,000 and 6,000 Marines. As of the era indomitus, each of their fleets has been reinforced.

    • @40ktheo
      @40ktheo 6 місяців тому +13

      I'm sure that guilliman has had to stop and go " wait a minute..." after like the 4th crusading fleet of templars in a row asked him for a chapters worth of reinforcements.

    • @kikkpod5887
      @kikkpod5887 6 місяців тому

      @@40ktheo oh boy they actually went to each of the fleets individually and reinforced them. It only became a problem when one of the fleets said "WE HAD A VOTE AND THESE PRIMARIS NERDS ARE HERESY SO WE KILLED ALL OF THEM AND THE CUSTODES THAT CAME WITH THEM"

    • @playtoyx
      @playtoyx 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@40ktheo he'd just shrug.

    • @celsetialarchives5909
      @celsetialarchives5909 6 місяців тому

      ​@playtoyx he'd find out about hoe they are *technically* codex compliant
      And jus shrug as ofc it'd be dorns sons who figured it out

    • @reptowolfe8322
      @reptowolfe8322 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@40ktheo stopping to shrug would mean worsening the headache, not worth it.

  • @leviforde3425
    @leviforde3425 6 місяців тому +148

    "We would never lie to u" the inquesition

  • @Ekid33
    @Ekid33 6 місяців тому +34

    "All rectangles are squares but not all squares are rectangles" triggered me XD
    And yes, Isyander did say it the wrong way initially (1:42). Then when Koda corrected him, he said it the wrong way as well (2:14). Then you guys looked it up and figured it out! I love this dynamic banter XD

    • @superpilotdude
      @superpilotdude 6 місяців тому +4

      How did these squares make a circle?

    • @dinoz2113
      @dinoz2113 6 місяців тому +1

      I don’t get it and am lost 🤣

    • @judgecurran7289
      @judgecurran7289 5 місяців тому +1

      And that one still green

  • @chriswright1322
    @chriswright1322 6 місяців тому +44

    Warp. Let's hear about the "space" shenanigans that one doesn't talk about.

  • @outlawtuber3361
    @outlawtuber3361 6 місяців тому +19

    I wouldnt be surprised if a mysterious traitor space marine showed up with a ork war boss skull, with a blood thirst for inquisitors.

  • @kieranadamson3224
    @kieranadamson3224 6 місяців тому +30

    I'd like to take advantage of being here when there are so few comments to thank you guys. You two are pretty nuch solely responsible for me getting into the wider lore of 40k because originally i was determined that i would remain interested ONLY in the Knights and so i didn't need to learn about the Tau or the Tyranids or the Sororitas. And you guy's awesome presentation and charasmatic commentary proved me wrong. So again, thank you. Also, I know it goes down to a vote but PLEASE cover the Servitors. It's such in intriguing yet stomach churning topuc that id love to see you talk about. Especially since I'd probably learn something new. Plus Koda would probably need a comedy break gere and there due to how much psychological horror is connected to the bio-bots.

  • @terrencenoran3233
    @terrencenoran3233 6 місяців тому +9

    I bet someone has already took up on the Black Templar's dare to count the number of marines with them at one point, and every new marine shows up, the Black Templar goes, "And that's 1000 over there. That guy is also number 1000, that includes those two by the water cooler over there."
    "Wait, they're clearly more than 1000 happening here."
    Black Templar puts a hand on their shoulder and pats gently but not reassuringly. "Well, I guess we have to do a recount. Clearly, I may have been mistaken. Do _you_ think I may have made a mistake? _You_ tell me."

  • @RavingRozeComms
    @RavingRozeComms 6 місяців тому +18

    While I know he'd be a Space Marine... At this rate, we need to draw Inquisitor Isyander and Tech Priest Koda. XD
    Warp, please!

  • @anthonydonley3977
    @anthonydonley3977 6 місяців тому +6

    There’s a brewery named Elysian that makes a beer called Space Dust. All I’m saying is: it fits.

  • @obh7762
    @obh7762 6 місяців тому +12

    the lovely thing about this channel - outside of how good you two are at this - is that 40k has so much lore you will NEVER be finished.
    Here's a vote for the Warp, though Schola Progenium sounds fanscinating.

  • @donatedorb4094
    @donatedorb4094 6 місяців тому +6

    "To whoever was praying on my downfall;
    You won. Please stop"
    - Celestial Lions Chapter Master, during the War for Armageddon

  • @jablue4329
    @jablue4329 6 місяців тому +11

    "I'll count them with you" I needed a moment.

  • @rowanwinged
    @rowanwinged 6 місяців тому +16

    As a Salamander I find what was done to be [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED]. The Inquisition is never wrong.

    • @rowanwinged
      @rowanwinged 6 місяців тому +2

      Also, it is known aaron dembski-bowden has an irrational hate for the imperium. Yes, the name is not capitalized; for good reasons, justified reasons.

  • @agentmaine4746
    @agentmaine4746 6 місяців тому +8

    Warp episode vote! Another funny little thing, not only did the Celestial Lions' homeworld get screwed over by chaos, and they had to go to the Emperor's Spears for help...but the reason why the third member of their boyband, the Star Scorpions, aren't around to lend a hand...is because they ARE that chaos force doing the aforementioned screwing over (well, part of it at least).

  • @greywolf8320
    @greywolf8320 6 місяців тому +8

    ISYANDER AND KODA! GIVE US THE WARP, AND OUR LIFE IS YOURS!

  • @mechdestroyer9000
    @mechdestroyer9000 6 місяців тому +6

    The sudden and aggressive E, as he was spelling google caught me so off guard i started laughing uncontrollably on the bus. Thank you for the entertainment!

  • @Fauxade
    @Fauxade 6 місяців тому +3

    I cannot understate how fantastic Isyander is at shouting "DELIVERED" and "TESTIFY" in a faux religious fervor its great

  • @brendonmartin5664
    @brendonmartin5664 6 місяців тому +8

    Lol. "To those of you not in the Patreon, you should be." I love it.

  • @Brock_official-ish
    @Brock_official-ish 6 місяців тому +4

    Gramaldus is one of my favorite characters from the 40K novels I've read so far, his relationship with the princepts and the guard were really humanizing!

  • @demiurgusgodofform8589
    @demiurgusgodofform8589 6 місяців тому +7

    Isyander and Kota looks especially sweaty/shiny in this episode.
    Also, I would bring Celestial Lion Aken back by having one of his battle brothers talk him into switching places with, even going as far as to undergo facial reconstruction surgery and transplanting intact arm and leg for Aken's robotic prosthesis so that the Celestial Lion masquerading as Aken can pull it off with as few outwardly visible flaws as possible. Aken, haven taken up the name of the battle brother who literally gave his life for him on a hunch (possibly caused by the CelestialLion being an undiscovered nascent psyker, and getting a premonition of the near future), is still trying to revive the Celestial Lions chapter of Astartes, while fending off the periodic potshots from the allies of Inquisitor Apollyon (or was it Apophos?), who Aten, through his own investigations, is growing increasingly sure that he both has ties to Chaotic forces, may be either a Tzeentchian Chaos Cultist or an Alpha Legion infultrator, and was at least partially responsible for the initial chaos uprising that started this whole mess in the first place.

  • @marmyeater
    @marmyeater 6 місяців тому +10

    44:24- The last official count was, I think, 5,500~, and if I'm remembering correctly that was when Guilliman went to them and basically custom-made them a loop-hole to keep being effective and not destroy one of the largest forces still at his command.

  • @NHH009
    @NHH009 6 місяців тому +13

    The idea of Standard issue jump hight is so hilarious. I bet its 9.84252 feet exactly.

  • @wahbegan
    @wahbegan 6 місяців тому +8

    ISYANDER, look what you did! You broke Koda! Oh yeah, also here's a fun fact, Apollyon is just the Greek form of Abaddon. In case you were wondering if you were supposed to root for this guy

  • @QuickyPoo
    @QuickyPoo 6 місяців тому +9

    Creflo Augustus Dollar Jr.,
    Born January 28th 1962
    Son of Emma Dollar and Creflo Augustus Dollar Sr
    It is infact
    His birth name

  • @erichurd8254
    @erichurd8254 6 місяців тому +3

    Grimaldus Said I got 2 graves dug, one for me. And another for the person standing in my way and if I die tonight at least I can say I never ran away.

  • @bernardobarrientos4007
    @bernardobarrientos4007 6 місяців тому +3

    20:09 people in wheelchairs have a breakdance competition, the winner keeps the ability to walk and all their dancing skill.

  • @wileyvickers8012
    @wileyvickers8012 6 місяців тому +3

    Speaking about engine oil being optional in a Honda civic. My mothers boyfriend in like I want to say the 80s bought one for spare parts at his auto shop. He then went how long would this last without oil. He then drained the oil filled it with water and it ran for a full 24hrs. Gotta love how cars were made back in the day

  • @lucasgamezz140
    @lucasgamezz140 5 місяців тому +5

    To expand on Sigismund.
    Not just did he never lose..
    He WOUNDED fulgrim.
    Yes.
    That fulgrim. The chaos demon.

    • @ZackaryPlumley
      @ZackaryPlumley 16 днів тому

      I wouldn’t say wounded, but damaged for sure. This was also pre primaris I believe. And he landed multiple shots, as well as punching him in his dumb fucking face.

  • @DaemonetteBait
    @DaemonetteBait 6 місяців тому +7

    There are 2 bits of art of the Lions and the Templars fighting together. They are both awsome but I cant stop noticing that Grimaldus is absolutely refusing to look at where hes shooting his plasma pistol. And its now my jead cannon thats just something he does.

  • @auroramarcenus453
    @auroramarcenus453 6 місяців тому +3

    19:52 I need Isyander to recite one of Lorgar’s speeches/sermons/monologues with that delivery.
    Also, warp warp warp.

  • @EmmettF.W.
    @EmmettF.W. 6 місяців тому +2

    Celestial Lions are my second favorite chapter.
    and when I first read about them, gave me a newfound respect and appreciation for the Black Templars.
    The fact that the Lions are a Successor of Imperial Fists, is just crazy to me. You figure with a name like theirs, they'd be from the Dark Angels.
    Alas, it still makes for great story.

  • @ragingdingus5403
    @ragingdingus5403 6 місяців тому +3

    Too quote some heckin mech somewhere "The machine spirit of blood and death" *Giant bone rattling war horn blares*

  • @jablue4329
    @jablue4329 6 місяців тому +8

    Creflo Dollar is a hilarious name. He's been named that my entire life, at least.

  • @cathef117
    @cathef117 6 місяців тому +6

    I just watched the patreon ep last night, been waiting 12hrs for this

  • @pfc_church
    @pfc_church 6 місяців тому +5

    "All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. KAMI tell me I leave the the lookout if i want to." PoPo

  • @riverraven7359
    @riverraven7359 6 місяців тому +7

    2nd comment: the black templars are technically codex compliant (as are the Charcaradons) because chapters ON CRUSADE are exempt from the numbers clause on the grounds they will be continually taking casualties. So the black templars could potentially have 13000+ marines.

    • @AndersonBaker-uq3ku
      @AndersonBaker-uq3ku 6 місяців тому +1

      I vaguely remember them having been seen with 14 ships

    • @riverraven7359
      @riverraven7359 6 місяців тому +2

      @@AndersonBaker-uq3ku they also got Dorn's Gloriana class battleship the Eternal Crusader since the Imperial Fists had the Phalanx. So that's at least a 1000 marines right there not to mention serious firepower.

  • @ref3rence889
    @ref3rence889 6 місяців тому +2

    If I could have one thing for the Lions, it would be making the Ekene that got assassinated a body double and have his storyline become him constantly ducking Inquisition assassination attempts.
    Anyway, I doubt it’ll be a close margin, but go team Warp

  • @Storms7End
    @Storms7End 6 місяців тому +6

    Ken is definitely a head-in-the-jar, sitting on one of Trazyn's shelves somewhere

  • @loe9157
    @loe9157 6 місяців тому +4

    As a fan of the Flesh Tearers im glad to point out that Gabriel seth already called out an inquisitor made him suffer the red thirst stole his inquisitorial emblem and then let him go. With no real consequences.

  • @DemonknightAce
    @DemonknightAce 6 місяців тому +3

    I need to live my life as a "I have dug my grave in this place! I will either triumped or die!" Because that alone hits different.

  • @Tactical_Turtwig
    @Tactical_Turtwig 6 місяців тому +12

    The word for your name "predicting" a person future is Nominative Determinism. 😊

  • @Dum8kid
    @Dum8kid 6 місяців тому +4

    I really hope we find out that Ekene used a body double or some other Black Templar shenanigans

  • @connorlove436
    @connorlove436 6 місяців тому +1

    Definitely voting for the Warp. Would love a feature on stuff like the Well of Eternity and Tzeentch's "fuck around and find out" experiments with it.

  • @thomasallen9974
    @thomasallen9974 6 місяців тому +5

    WHAT!!!! I WAS BAMBOOZLED ON THE PATREON EPISODE!!! Good one guys.

  • @PsychoticFruitfly
    @PsychoticFruitfly 6 місяців тому +2

    "thank you to those of us joining as we speak..."
    :::damien sandow grin::: you're welcome
    PS- it was Milton in Office Space who had the stapler issue and kept being moved to a smaller "office"

  • @tronlives1004
    @tronlives1004 6 місяців тому +6

    Don’t forget to post this for the Spotify episode!!!

  • @mikehamdar2618
    @mikehamdar2618 6 місяців тому +1

    I just wanna say keep up the good work. You guys got me into warhammer, and that makes my workdays much more interesting when you upload. Also lets get a warp video for the next one.

  • @SirDranTv
    @SirDranTv 6 місяців тому +4

    I am sure that a video on the Warp will surely be chaotic...

  • @jacobargyle1517
    @jacobargyle1517 6 місяців тому +1

    the whole manheim gap sounds very like the charge of the light brigade, "theirs not to reason why, theirs but to do and die" could be any dornian legion's tagline

  • @zagreus3347
    @zagreus3347 6 місяців тому +4

    Lets get the warp video but you gotta talk about the deep warp its most complete explanation is from the path of heaven
    * Mostly empty. It's the part of the Warp 'furthest' from realspace so it's not churned and stirred as much by it, there's not much 'down' there because there's simply no reason to be down there.
    * Mostly calm. The Webway was built deep in the Warp specifically to avoid the turbulence of the shallower Warp layers. The main reason it's mysterious is that it barely moves which means Imperial ships don't go into it very often and don't have much to chart.
    It's honestly presented as the most boring part of the Warp.
    But also (these are shamelessly taken from reddit)
    I'm shamelessly gonna piggy back of this and paste a collection of excerpts that are related to the deep warp.
    ‘There are layers,’ said Veil, impatiently. ‘Yes, there is stratum aetheris, the shallow ways. There is stratum profundis, the greater arteries, plunging deeper. There is stratum obscurus, the root of the terror. How does this help you? No living man can navigate the deep ways. Even he could not.’
    ‘But you try to map it.’
    ‘It could not be done.’ Veil shook his head with frustration. ‘He was wrong about that, at least. It is not a mirror. It moves like a living thing. It is a living thing. Touch it, and it trembles.’ He briefly lost his certainty. ‘I do not have the Eye, but still I have seen things. I have studied what they study. The complexity is… immortal.’
    ‘Try to explain.’ Yesugei spoke softly. ‘I am fast learner.’
    Veil exhaled, his eyes widening. ‘The Seethe is an ocean. All know this - it has currents, it has depths, it has storms. Near the surface, you can see the Cartomancer’s light. You can follow it. You can use your Geller aegis, and you are kept barred from the Intelligences. But even then, you are just below the upper limits. Go deeper and the aegis shatters. The lights go out. The Eye is blinded. When men say that they traverse the warp, they boast, for no mortal does more than skim across eternity’s face, like stones thrown by a child. We do not belong there. It is poison for us, and the deeper in, the worse the poison.’
    'Achelieux try to go deeper?’
    Who knows? Maybe. He did not succeed. Do you know why not? Because it is impossible. It takes the power of a tormented sun just to puncture the shallowest shoals. No energy in our arsenal could possibly pierce further. String the reactors of a dozen battleships together, double their potential, and still it would not be enough. So no, he did not succeed.’
    Chris Wraight, [Horus Heresy 36 - The Path of Heaven](wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/The_Path_of_Heaven_(Novel))
    Note that this is from the perspective of a human at the time when knowledge of the warp was incredibly limited. And even then, he is simply explaining that warp capable craft only enter a shallower warp and that they can not enter the deeper levels which, as readers, we know is where daemons and the gods reside.
    The same novel also explicitly states that the Webway exists within the Deep Warp.
    He perceived the truth. Both thrones had been made for the same reason - to plumb the deeper ways, to free the species from the nightmare of the shallow warp, to bridge a link across the hidden paths, ones that only xenos had known, and which the Emperor had found some way to access. Dark Glass was the lesser node, the one where the technology had been tested, anchored in the furthest recesses of the void while the Great Crusade scoured its widening path ever further from the home world. In the chaos that had erupted since, the portal had been left behind, lost but not forgotten, neither by its creators nor its opponents in the labyrinthine halls of the Paternova.
    Path to Heaven by Chris Wraight
    We also know that Tzeentch is located in the same place as the Webway
    Along with the Visarch and the Yncarne, Yvraine suddenly found herself adrift - not within the webway, but without. They were stranded in a near-silent limbo, trapped on the top of the psychocrystal walls. The sounds of battle were muffled beneath them, and the cool void sucked in its breath at their backs. Yvraine did not look around, for she felt something there, in the darkness. A voice in her mind said should she do so, she would behold the Changer of the Ways himself, and learn the meaning of madness.
    Gathering Storm: Fracture of Biel-Tan
    This is a comment from John French (author of the book Fateweaver) about Kairos and the Well of Eternity
    Daemons are not living creatures. Each one of them is a facet of a Dark God’s power and nature. They are semi-independent, but ultimately they are only fragments of a greater whole. The mortal servants of Chaos are also slaves to the Dark Gods, their minds and bodies are twisted by the Warp, but they can still make decisions, hope, dream, and despair. They can plot and betray. That mortal independence, ultimately, is what makes the Gods crave their souls.!
    So where does that leave Kairos Fateweaver? Tzeentch wanted to look into the Well of Eternity but would not risk to go himself, so sent one of his Daemons, which is actually part of him… and now Kairos Fateweaver knows more of the future than Tzeentch himself, while existing as part of him. How does that work?!
    The answer is that it doesn’t. It makes no sense - because that would mean that Tzeentch both knows all of the future and past and does not. It means that part of him is, in one way, more powerful than the rest of him.
    And that’s fine.
    It’s fine because the story of Kairos Fateweaver, and the Well of Eternity, is just that; it is a story told about something mortal minds cannot understand, and can only describe through metaphor. Th**e Well of Eternity is just a name. There is no hole in the middle of a fortress that does not exist that goes down for ever. Tzeentch does not literally listen to his Daemons. All these things are just skins that are pulled over a part of the vast, intangible malevolence of the Warp. The truth really cannot be known.
    How cool is that?

  • @anotherone5235
    @anotherone5235 6 місяців тому +1

    Okay, you done it. I have no idea what to pick from this bracket. Not because I don't like the options. It's that I don't _not_ like them. I do want them all (Warp thematically the least, but I'm excited what you're going to do in that episode.)
    Let's start with Titans.

  • @Alexander-ut1cs
    @Alexander-ut1cs 6 місяців тому +3

    It's astounding.
    Time is fleeting.
    Madness takes its toll.
    But listen closely.
    Not for very much longer.
    I've got to keep control.
    I remember doing the Warp
    Drinking those moments when
    The blackness would hit me
    And the void would be calling
    Let's do the Warp again
    Let's do the Warp again
    It's just a jump to the left
    And then a step to the right
    Put your hands on your hips
    You bring your knees in tight
    But it's the pelvic thrust
    That really drives you insane
    Let's do the Warp again
    Let's do the Warp again
    It's so dreamy
    Oh, fantasy free me
    So you can't see me
    No, not at all
    In another dimension
    With voyeuristic intention
    Well-secluded
    I see all
    With a bit of a mind flip
    You're into the slip
    And nothing can ever be the same
    You're spaced out on sensation
    Like you're under sedation
    Let's do the Warp again
    Let's do the Warp again
    Well, I was walking down the street just a-having a think
    When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
    He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
    He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes
    He stared at me and I felt a change
    Time meant nothing, never would again
    Let's do the Warp again
    Let's do the Warp again
    It's just a jump to the left
    And then a step to the right
    Put your hands on your hips
    You bring your knees in tight
    But it's the pelvic thrust
    That really drives you insane
    Let's do the Warp again
    Let's do the Warp again

  • @mirsharomero5104
    @mirsharomero5104 6 місяців тому +1

    Isuander has now been officially recognized as the inquisition’s strongest soldier

  • @hypnotichistorian8152
    @hypnotichistorian8152 6 місяців тому +4

    I need a warp episode

  • @liambruce7909
    @liambruce7909 6 місяців тому +1

    DEEP WARP! That sounds fascinating!

  • @lihretti
    @lihretti 6 місяців тому +2

    Aken gave the warhammer "pick a god and pray" level quote

  • @DrewWasHere
    @DrewWasHere 6 місяців тому +2

    That ending reveal in the patreon is amazing

  • @AlriikRidesAgain
    @AlriikRidesAgain 6 місяців тому +2

    I just can't... The Warboss ate the freaking chainsword and kept going... Orks are so freaking cool.

  • @WalkingApocolypse
    @WalkingApocolypse 6 місяців тому +1

    Can't wait for the next episode where Koda says "It's Warpin' time!" and then proceeds to warp all over the place.

  • @afrightenedsloth
    @afrightenedsloth 6 місяців тому +1

    I CAST MY VOTE ONCE MORE AND ALWAYS FOR THE 12 HOUR HORUS HERESY VID. WE SHALL SEE IT HAPPEN.

  • @mercury4885
    @mercury4885 6 місяців тому

    casting my vote for the warp! also, was just at GenCon this weekend and while persuing dice, i overheard someone quoting a whole paragraph from the video on the Necrons at their friends- specifically re: the Deceiver. real world isyander & koda mention

  • @syncroe591
    @syncroe591 6 місяців тому

    You guys are getting really good with your exposure settings on your camera, you both looked really good in the lighting is here. Loved the content itself, as per usual, but I wanted to be the comment (hopefully among others) to hand you guys some 'production value' flowers!

  • @Osamathegamer
    @Osamathegamer 6 місяців тому +1

    outro music is back!!! yay

  • @razordino67
    @razordino67 6 місяців тому +2

    Imagen you guys show up to just fed themed minis on the desk 😂 48:20

  • @michaelkean5969
    @michaelkean5969 6 місяців тому +2

    Another example of how much of a CHAD Grimaldus is
    (Looks over the battlement of Helsreach sees an uncountable horde of Orks charging across the field)
    Grimaldus: is anyone else as insulted as I am that they only send this small a number to face us.

  • @nahtorraschura2060
    @nahtorraschura2060 6 місяців тому

    Warp!! Especially the DEEP warp where even the CHAOS ”gods” are afraid to go

  • @IVpsychoVI
    @IVpsychoVI 6 місяців тому

    This episode got me even more hyped for the black templars episode. +1 Warp

  • @gilly774
    @gilly774 6 місяців тому +1

    Schola Progenium. Please, I need an episode on the hero factory!!!

  • @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950
    @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950 6 місяців тому

    Maaaan, you guys just made my day...ish I knew they were shafted by the big I but this is TOO MUCH😅. Dang that was a great episode!
    Now, as much I wanna know about the one thing the Chaos Gods fear...my vote is going for the Schola, show us the place that birthed legends such as Cain, Yarik and every Hero that Bobby G now has to use to his advantage 😅

  • @michaelpatterson1889
    @michaelpatterson1889 6 місяців тому

    Ayyy I’m finally early for once! Love your guys content and am hoping with every ounce of my being that you two play the new space marine game! I would love to see Isyander just spilling lore as Koda marches through heaps of tyranids

  • @noahpulliam7567
    @noahpulliam7567 6 місяців тому +2

    The orphan crushing machine was a legendary artifact so there for the legend rule comes into effect so you have to sacrifice the origin machine to play the next machine

  • @lavish_cactus
    @lavish_cactus 6 місяців тому +2

    My mind is being WARPED because we didnt get a Warp episode yet. Servitors would be cool too

  • @Robert20124
    @Robert20124 6 місяців тому +1

    Warp baby we are all about the warp

  • @3prasg57
    @3prasg57 6 місяців тому

    Edits are getting better koda, ma boy

  • @briansneden2829
    @briansneden2829 6 місяців тому +1

    As a ordained pastafarian I appreciate the shout out! His noodlyness would also like Titans!

  • @cerberus6390
    @cerberus6390 6 місяців тому +1

    Fun fact : Blood Ravens have some celestial lion equipments "gifted to them" too!

  • @RiseofNick
    @RiseofNick 4 місяці тому

    Isyander and Koda, please do a video on a potential war between the Black templars and the Inquisition!😊

  • @sylveon5467
    @sylveon5467 6 місяців тому +1

    I’ve fallen into the well of eternity and I got a second head
    “Funny bird man”

  • @moy9948
    @moy9948 6 місяців тому +2

    38:54 I listened to the patreon ep first, and I was actually raising an eyebrow at the Ork sniper part. It wasn't until now that I reliased that was a Vindicate Assasin all along. I don't really know if orks really have snipers given how they're all about being in the middle of the fight, but them taking out the chain of command in order one by one was questionable.

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 6 місяців тому

    LET'S GO WE GOT AN EPISODE!

  • @pitmatix1457
    @pitmatix1457 13 днів тому

    The Celestial Lions are such a cool chapter. I hope lore-wise we get a moment where Guilliman or El Johnson basically turns to the Inquisition and says "You've made your point, stop this now before you cause a schism between the Inquisition and Astartes. If I even think you might be carrying on with this Vendetta there'll be trouble you can't handle"

  • @Karma702-fp9ie
    @Karma702-fp9ie 6 місяців тому

    Loved this episode as always and my vote is for the wrap,

  • @Brodes235
    @Brodes235 6 місяців тому +2

    I’ll be honest this is a first for me I know next to nothing about the celestial lions
    Edit: 57:49 that is quite literally the most awesome line I’ve ever heard in a fight

  • @mrcalzon02
    @mrcalzon02 6 місяців тому +1

    The episode where Koda paints a target on the back of his head the size of Kansas

  • @elsaltyboi3081
    @elsaltyboi3081 6 місяців тому

    E
    Thanks for the content guys, it's always a blast to listen to you
    GO LEGIO TITANICA
    E