+CHRISTOPHER how old are you? 90+? You actually sound like a millenial hating millenial. I hope you don't own a smartphone and still use a good old fashioned telegraph.
"Remember our latest phone which is just the old one with a bigger screen to better read stuff, play video games and watch porn? Well here's this new phone which is the old phone with a tiny screen and that's now better somehow. Buy it. Also it doesn't work as a phone."
@@BigUriel Pretty much. I bought one, but it was a cheap knockoff they were selling at Aldi's, for $40. It's most annoying feature is that any time you wander more than like 30 ft from your phone, it sets off an alarm designed to alert you to somebody running away with your phone. Trouble is, the distance is too short, or the bluetooth connection too weak, so it was just alarming every time I walked downstairs to make a cup of coffee.
Maybe you've never lived in countries where the temperature can be lower than 5C°. In this case it's much easier to check the watches than search for your phone in pockets.
This is actually the only reason I love my watch. Forget all that steps and hr stuff. When I get a text or email I can just flip my wrist up to read it and then decide if it’s important enough to get out my phone. Getting out my phone to check every damn thing gets tedious quickly. It’s like it saves me 20 seconds 50 times a day.
I used to be a dishwasher at a fast food restaurant. I'd wear my smartwatch just to show off how good the waterproofing was. I was wearing the Sony SW3 at the time. It boasted waterproofing to a major extent, but any of the new wearables I have don't go any further than spills or a walk in the rain
my wife fell for the marketing schemes of these watches and wouldnt let up on asking for one for her birthday, i tried to tell her how useless and wasteful they are but no, she kept asking so for christmas last year i bought her one, she was ecstatic...then 3 or 4 months rolled by and she stopped wearing it. i asked her why (knowing exactly why but i wanted the gratification) and she said it wasnt as great as she thought it would be, it was just one more device that needed a charger, wasnt comfortable, you cant read full texts on it, trying to use it as a bluetooth speaker for calls was a joke and the step tracker was gimmicky at best. ha! i sure showed her!...by wasting 300 bucks of my own hard earned money....great job, me
you're a lot nicer than I am. I told my gf she must be dumb, and came up with lots of reasons why that would be a waste of money. She stopped asking lol.
@@zerocooljpn cool story bro, you also probably are an astronaut and drive a ferrari too when just your luck and you happened to find a million bux, and a painting by a long dead painter, and this old dead guy said here just have my wealth. Not only that but everyone in town started clapping and cheering.
LoosePartyCannon I can walk into a store and browse around with $500 in cash and not buy a single thing at all. I always say, If I don't need it, why buy it??
You have the right idea, but the shirt should say, "I'm a complete idiot with my purchases, so I probably have no other awareness. Go ahead and pick my pocket, I won't know."
@@drewpierpont3361 Look man. It's not idiotic to want a 1000 dollar monitor stand. It's fashion-conscious. Gosh Apple's such a great company. 1000 dollars for a piece of aluminum. Such artistry!
Ashton Media ; Ad's tell you to buy this stuff. Think of how many year's people lived without these trinkets. You will be surprised what you can live without. That is true Freedom! (Btw, the only reason I have this phone is my job requires me to have one. When I Retire, it's history!)
1:05 I asked an Apple employee on the web once, if these watches are just for people who are to lazy to take the phone out of the pocket... The answer was yes.
I’m a tradesman and work on the tools, it’s actually a pain and wastes time to take your phone out of your pocket to answer it or to check a message. I have earphones to take hands free calls while working, but to see a message just by glancing at my wrist to see if it’s important or could wait would actually be useful. But I haven’t bought an Apple Watch yet . . .
@@AnythingEvil78 if you buy one of those, you'd still need to take the magnifying glass out of your pocket. Not to mention having to figure out how to operate that miniature wrist phone strapped to your arm while holding a magnifying glass in the other one
"And when business isn't good enough, our agents switch from selling homes to working with the bank to do foreclosures!" At least that's what my Aunt did.
I waited 12 years for these to be invented. I have a heart defect and tracking my heart rate and blood oxygen levels has always been important to me, so I was happy when these came out as it simplified my life.
I plan on getting one in November for a similar reason I highly suspect pots may be the cause of my dizzy spells so I want one to track my heart rate anything else it does is just a bonus
As for ME,I had waited for MOST of my life just to be able to afford one of those. Turned out that times had already come and gone by for most of my life........ Technology has always been one step (or two,or three,or four,etc.,etc.) ahead of humanity. So.......if technology itself has always done that to begin with...........why DID I need it for??? (throws it in a lake)😂😂😂😂. Thanks a lot,Roger.
Tom It's bad when I can't tell if you're just a regular meme lord or if you're a white supremacist based on your profile image. What has the internet come to. R.I.P. Pepe.
Tommy Northwood Dude I was referring to the Pepe profile picture. It's apparently a white supremacist symbol now, and I was pointing out how ridiculous that is.
@@mesta9997 Those are not incompatible. All I can find is that Jobs sensibly restricted his children's use of them. My tablet is useful to me and my children, but I don't give them unrestricted access.
@chris monk this scenario is just a little start. The real sh** is about to go down when humans share brain power with others or Computers, and then you couldn't quantify anymore how many humans there are... (sounds scary, but it has also positive aspects)
Hey everybody I'M DICK TRACY!!! ( Dick Tracy was an old comic strip of a detective that had a talking TV wristwatch to communicate with,...and a really bad movie.)
All these years I resisted buying one. And last one month I don't know why I was looking online for one and still wasn't able to justify myself. 😂 Thank you Craked for slapping the sense into me again.
When this thing was introduced first. It was kinda cool that you dont need a phone. But at the end of the day we all have a phone which does more stuff than a smartwatch with tiny screen. So why buy this stuff. It's useless.
My sister had a four function calculator in the mud 70s. Cost a small fortune. I bought a Casio fx26 in 1977 it was EXPENSIVE at least it had scientific functions.
ϻr.ɃΔbaDooꝄ Hey those look fucking cool lol that one you knock and it turns clear!? Whaaat? Thats awesome lol I want one. I get the need for that, because I use Alexa to run my house, I can open/close my garage, set my coffe maker, toaster, tv and cable, AC, Lights, Alarm system, and my roomba all from one place. My crappy fridge is always freezing and ruining food or going too hot lol If I could control that too I'd save a lot of food each month..
Aritz Martínez Rodríguez But why not though? If I'm buying a fridge, why not buy one that's cool and can keep track of temperature and stuff? I wouldn't replace my working fridge with a smart one for no reason, but if I need one anyways... why not? lol That's how I see it anyways, but I like being able to just say, "Hey Alexa, I spilled chips, Vaccum the den." and she sends my roomba to my den, or being in bed and saying "Alexa, have my coffee ready in 20 mins" and it will be.. Don't lie you wish you could live like that too lol it isn't laziness, its being smart, and using your time wisely lol so if my fridge could save food, save money, and save me time? Why. Not? :]
danteelite Resons not to want a smart fridge: 1. It will get slow in a few years at least if it still revives updates 2. I don't want to worry if my smart frigde has any security updates 3. With more tech in the fridge, more things can go wrong (4.- infinity And so on...)
@@d-methMy G-Shock is better than any smartwatch for those activities. Unless you're a professional athlete who needs analytics, it's completely unnecessary to own a smartwatch just to play some tennis or go swimming.
@@StardustLegacyFighter but maybe I want my laps counted or to track my hr? I could of course buy a swim watch and a fitness hr sensor with a chest band but that would be more expensive and wouldn't even show me incoming text messages. A smartwatch surely has it's uses although it's just a convenience gadget.
Do one where Roger is in charge of a UA-cam channel and he's being hell condescending and saying stuff about how we will constantly come back and waste our time staring at his face on a screen whilst he makes money off it, the irony would be too good ahaha
2019 - do you like having to plug in and charging every thing you own in your life? Well you're in luck because we're now playing with the idea of electrical clothing!
Yeah. So much for Big Brother and/or Big Tech,huh? Or Big Defense. Or Big Media. Or Big Pharma. Or whatever else is out there, supposedly looking out for us. (chuckles,snickers,then laughs out loud) Yeah, right! !😂😂😂
Then you see the ring when she holds up the watch. RIP It's a combo of the hair, ears, and eyebrows for me. Always gets me. It's some Lily Collins/Grimes/Audrey Hepburn look.
Roger is making me rich by convincing me to not buy anything. Thank you Horton Enterprises
Same
Horton hears a who.
@@janetmerai Horton Knows Bullcrap.
You mean except Horton brand right 😂
And he's NOT WRONG...irony, sarcasm and jokes aside...he's actually RIGHT...
"It does practically everything. Which makes it your fault if it doesn't change your life"
Gold
"And we cant sell to people a phone twice. So we built a not-phone phone..."
Apple: Hold my beer
@@hannesranta-nilkku95 u mean apple juice
Almost lost my coffee on that one.
Then they will come with the "not-phone" glasses-phone
And the iRing!!! The one to rule it all
@@hannesranta-nilkku95 IEEE: Hold my charger
He's really exposing the stupidity of society
"What nightmare future have I created" ~Roger 2017
AlabasterJazz Ain't that tha truth
Funny, In a dark way.
"Bitiflexity". Lmfao! 😂
Priceless
do dad
This Horton brand is big. From coffee, smart watches, cold drinks, cars etc they have it all.
Even theme parks.
iHorton is a status symbol. You loser.
Sticknbkid and they’re completely honest
1:45 Because, as he said it best: Our tech company’s target market is: Humanity!”
Have you been to Hortonland? Its the most amazing abusement park there is! Buy a ticket now!
I asked Siri on my apple watch, " What time is it?" That's when I knew I had hit rock bottom.
LOL.😂 😂
Lol
RiP
Wow that's deep
🤣🤣🤣
I want Roger to write and deliver my eulogy. So that everybody realises how useless I was and nobody feels sad
Underrated comment 🤣
That was funny in a sad way... you okay there buddy?
You're not useless: you made at least 67 people laugh, so cheer up pal.
Same
You are not useless, you've just taught me a new word
wonder how rich Roger is. He seems to have a lot of companies.
I heard he just opened a theme park.
I saw, damn he is loaded with cash
He's probably massively leveraged. A financial house of cards.
#RogerForPresident2021
not very rich, all his companies went bankrupt because his advertisements are honest
"Because we can't sell you the same phone twice". Oh...if only that were true.
Chris Winter- ALL of this junk-tech crap is aimed at Millenials,that are dumb and gullible enough to buy it.
Chris Winter At least they made it out of glass so it breaks as often as possible.
Christopher Lambert Enjoy being a dinosaur ;)
+CHRISTOPHER how old are you? 90+? You actually sound like a millenial hating millenial. I hope you don't own a smartphone and still use a good old fashioned telegraph.
Because pre-millenials aren't brainwashed and think Beatles, Queen and Michael Jackson were gods on earth...
It's funny how he's dressed like Steve Jobs.
Yeah that's kinda the joke
Stellar observation
yo, is that not Steve?
@@K6mil bro idunno
Just realized this 😂😂😂
"And we can't sell people our phone twice."
Apple: *how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?*
Give in. You know you want to.
He's wrong. It's more like we can't reuse the same parts for a different phone more than 5 times so what do we do?
Same phone? Doesn't even have charging port and a charger. Oh how same! 😂😂
@@zapkvr I want Apple stocks, iPhone lose value over time
The same bs every year and you sheep eat it up cause “iTs My MoNEy AnD ILL bUy wHaT I WaNt”
“What nightmare future have I created!?
I’m dying
me too 🤣
Ahahahaha!
What’s?
Gregory Ashton have no idea how that happened
I know, oxygen is toxic
"Lets you use your phone without touching your phone by touching this instead!" 😂
"Remember our latest phone which is just the old one with a bigger screen to better read stuff, play video games and watch porn? Well here's this new phone which is the old phone with a tiny screen and that's now better somehow. Buy it. Also it doesn't work as a phone."
@@BigUriel Pretty much. I bought one, but it was a cheap knockoff they were selling at Aldi's, for $40. It's most annoying feature is that any time you wander more than like 30 ft from your phone, it sets off an alarm designed to alert you to somebody running away with your phone. Trouble is, the distance is too short, or the bluetooth connection too weak, so it was just alarming every time I walked downstairs to make a cup of coffee.
Maybe you've never lived in countries where the temperature can be lower than 5C°. In this case it's much easier to check the watches than search for your phone in pockets.
This is actually the only reason I love my watch. Forget all that steps and hr stuff. When I get a text or email I can just flip my wrist up to read it and then decide if it’s important enough to get out my phone. Getting out my phone to check every damn thing gets tedious quickly. It’s like it saves me 20 seconds 50 times a day.
Yeah, I liked this revelation in particular.
I like how he’s dressed like Steve Jobs
Nice catch!-should have been a turtleneck though
Yeah, but what's with the Mom jeans?
That’s the joke.
Being precise is a lawsuit waiting to happen
Because the mass consumers like this outfit so whoever wears this outfit knows what he's talking about.
"If you use a UHorton Xphone Generation8, Otherwise go jump in a lake."
The best line ever said in a commercial.
If only this comercial was real. 🤣
waterproof "for the most part"
""You're welcome...for the most part."
tehLordVortex it's the parker square of waterproofing
I used to be a dishwasher at a fast food restaurant. I'd wear my smartwatch just to show off how good the waterproofing was. I was wearing the Sony SW3 at the time. It boasted waterproofing to a major extent, but any of the new wearables I have don't go any further than spills or a walk in the rain
my wife fell for the marketing schemes of these watches and wouldnt let up on asking for one for her birthday, i tried to tell her how useless and wasteful they are but no, she kept asking so for christmas last year i bought her one, she was ecstatic...then 3 or 4 months rolled by and she stopped wearing it. i asked her why (knowing exactly why but i wanted the gratification) and she said it wasnt as great as she thought it would be, it was just one more device that needed a charger, wasnt comfortable, you cant read full texts on it, trying to use it as a bluetooth speaker for calls was a joke and the step tracker was gimmicky at best. ha! i sure showed her!...by wasting 300 bucks of my own hard earned money....great job, me
Zap Actionsdower Use that $300 to get a new wife.
Yeah that's life. Will humans ever stop being mere stupid slaves to the economy? I hope so, I really do.
you're a lot nicer than I am. I told my gf she must be dumb, and came up with lots of reasons why that would be a waste of money. She stopped asking lol.
My father had the gen 3, although I recommended against it. Now he wants the gen 4 😩
@@zerocooljpn cool story bro, you also probably are an astronaut and drive a ferrari too when just your luck and you happened to find a million bux, and a painting by a long dead painter, and this old dead guy said here just have my wealth. Not only that but everyone in town started clapping and cheering.
"We buy things we don't need, to impress people we don't like." Tyler Durden we need you now more than ever!
Todd C were the all are singing and dancing shit of the world
"The things you own, end up owning you. But I could be wrong and that would be a terrible tragedy."
"We post quotes that we didn't write, of advice that we don't follow to get likes that don't matter" -Me
Brett Biederman Lmao
he's got lots of things to say on current events over at zero hedge.
We can't sell you the same phone twice!
Apple: Hold my beer
They don't though....
They sell the same phone thrice!
Hold my smooth authentic poison**
@@GeneralAeon ahhhh you got me there lol
Congratulations You got the joke fuck face!
apple ; hold my poor battery acid
I do hope this old man live long enough and well to make many other honest ads..
Weka Siregar 😢
@@diegopiscoya4318 what happened ? Did he die ?
@@simonlemlem9759 nah man but cracked did
He's Roger, by the way...
That's what I thought of Stan Lee :(
Thank gosh I'm too poor to afford stupid shit!
LoosePartyCannon But you'd buy it if you could.
I'm with you I am always too skint to even buy the phone let alone a gimmick like the watch..
LoosePartyCannon I can walk into a store and browse around with $500 in cash and not buy a single thing at all. I always say, If I don't need it, why buy it??
Finance or leasing option - Apple customer service
Nah, I'm still rocking a iPhone 4 that was a hand me down. I probably could've gotten one of the newer models but I never needed to.
Lost it at "once you make it your phones tiny friend" .... pure genius.
Kismet "since we can't sell you your phone twice" ...ha ha ha
Actually they do, they just change the number that follows the name of your phone
The best line is by far
“What nightmarish future have I created”
As he semi discreetly goes off scene
I cracked up at that ending. XD
It's time to absent mindedly walk off of a cliff,it was worth it got that Jigglypuff.
This has been an out dated joke.
The Machines will rise in six years! Aahhhhhhhhhhhhh!😮😅😂😂😂
The real question is...why was that woman using a Blastoise to fight Grass types? 🤔
Teach it Ice Beam, gg.
Anthony Steen RIP Sceptile
Blastoise also gets Headbutt, pretty solid move against everything save Steel, Rock, and Ghost.
because she was already a 50 year old raising kids when red and blue came out, give her a pass bruh.
for real
Instead of buying a smart watch just buy a shirt that says "I have too much money, somebody please rob me"
You have the right idea, but the shirt should say, "I'm a complete idiot with my purchases, so I probably have no other awareness. Go ahead and pick my pocket, I won't know."
@Magister Ludi Simple honest typo. :3
Lmao😁😁😁
@@drewpierpont3361
Look man. It's not idiotic to want a 1000 dollar monitor stand. It's fashion-conscious.
Gosh Apple's such a great company. 1000 dollars for a piece of aluminum. Such artistry!
@Citizenthirteen in Rolex you pay mostly for logo, then for quality (which is very good)
its just so much fun to watch him roast these products
"And other data you never cared about!" This cracked me up!
"...because who cares?" LMFAO
"We can't sell you the same phone twice"
Apple : "download this update, and now you have to"
Dr. Pepper oof
It's not the same phone.
It's the working phone because we killed your old phone
I laugh everytime someone tells me I need one of these gadgets.
No, I don't. No one does.
I cut cable this week. TV has been unplugged for a few days now. I seldom watched it intently. Just had it on for noise.
I think I'll stick with my old Casio.
@@CP025129 Oh, how brave of you, person who has internet access.
Yes they do, if they decide they do.
That's called freedom.
Ashton Media ;
Ad's tell you to buy this stuff. Think of how many year's people lived without these trinkets. You will be surprised what you can live without. That is true Freedom!
(Btw, the only reason I have this phone is my job requires me to have one. When I Retire, it's history!)
Holy shit I fucking lost my shit at that ending 😂😂😂
Zane Truesdale how many shit you lost?
... To find them for you of course.
Roger can UN-sell anything. He is the most honest and down to Earth man I have even seen.
The anti salesman
I feel smart watching this.
Oh you just wait. They'll get to you soon enough.
It's a pun, John.
Nater Smart as in 'communicates with the Internet'
Or...
Lol
I feel watch smarting this
Tv for mice 🐭
I died
For the most part 😂
What is this? A school for Ants?!
Lol
Shakira
lol "what nightmare future have I created" such epic lines
"Health centric TV for mice" 🤣
I laughed so hard at the logo..that pineapple with small bite on the side 😂😂
Lololool I was asking myself what it was! Lolol
I was actually wondering what it was. Good call!
😂
There's nothing small about that bite 😂
1:05
I asked an Apple employee on the web once, if these watches are just for people who are to lazy to take the phone out of the pocket...
The answer was yes.
lol
I’m a tradesman and work on the tools, it’s actually a pain and wastes time to take your phone out of your pocket to answer it or to check a message. I have earphones to take hands free calls while working, but to see a message just by glancing at my wrist to see if it’s important or could wait would actually be useful. But I haven’t bought an Apple Watch yet . . .
@@AnythingEvil78 if you buy one of those, you'd still need to take the magnifying glass out of your pocket. Not to mention having to figure out how to operate that miniature wrist phone strapped to your arm while holding a magnifying glass in the other one
AnythingEvil78 Yeah, it could be useful for you, but for normal people it's not worth at all.
AnythingEvil78 Yea... it’s for hands free calls... That’s it....
"health centric TV for mice"
Sherlock Holmes why did i read this as he said it
+Draqp same here
the ending line "What nightmare future have I created" was hilarious
IF REAL ESTATE WAS HONEST
"And when business isn't good enough, our agents switch from selling homes to working with the bank to do foreclosures!"
At least that's what my Aunt did.
What if the real estate was free.
Free real estate.
good one!👍
You want to know how to sell real estate
It takes brass balls to sell real estate
Jose Silva fuck yeah!!!!!
Jokes on you, my childhood is now complete. Cause I feel like a freakin Spy Kid with my Samsung Gear S3
so you have an apple watch? nice
T512X haha same. also they're good for texting when your not supposed to have a phone(used mine at work all the time).
I can now see how hard my heart is working when I poop :)
Thanks Smart Watch!
Candi Soda mine says my hr goes to 75...
Turns out, pretty hard. Both the heartrate AND the poop.
Cool. Wish you could track that in the app.
The guy in your profile pic seems to be pooping
I can see how hard my heart is working when I poop without a smart watch.
“The past’s idea of what a detective from the future would wear” LMAO that’s too accurate
Man, dressed JUST like Stevie J, the OG...! Lookin' good, Rog!
Don't call him Rog! He'll gut you!
Matt Garrett He'd never do that! He's the sweetest, most honest corporate scumbag on the planet!
So that's why he wasn't in a suit!
Every dislike on this video is from smartwatch makers..
And users.
Mainly users...
Not everyone
Apple Employees
...or those who wear&believe in it!
"Health centric TV for mice". Gave me a real hoot.
Bitiflexity!
courage!
This makes me feel better about not buying into the hype. "The past's idea of what a detective from the future would wear". Brilliant.
It's funny, because it makes me feel worse for buying into it. LOL
I looked into it. When I found that I needed my phone to use it, I asked "Why not just use the phone I already have?"
@@jdb2002daaaaaaa....then how would be apple a 3 trillion $ company
@@jdb2002The right way to go about it is to buy a 30 or 50 dollar Chinese one. They're pretty handy, yet inexpensive.
“I’m still Roger, by the way...”
Still a funny line 🤣🤣🤣
I waited 12 years for these to be invented. I have a heart defect and tracking my heart rate and blood oxygen levels has always been important to me, so I was happy when these came out as it simplified my life.
I plan on getting one in November for a similar reason I highly suspect pots may be the cause of my dizzy spells so I want one to track my heart rate anything else it does is just a bonus
As for ME,I had waited for MOST of my life just to be able to afford one of those.
Turned out that times had already come and gone by for most of my life........
Technology has always been one step (or two,or three,or four,etc.,etc.) ahead of humanity.
So.......if technology itself has always done that to begin with...........why DID I need it for???
(throws it in a lake)😂😂😂😂.
Thanks a lot,Roger.
"Electric Jewelry" is a good name for a band.
Basically an item for people to look rich, without being rich, and because of their stupidity will never become rich.
Made my day. Thank u. Would never say this out loud anywhere anytime. But i agree.
One of the best series Cracked has done. I'd almost buy one from Roger.
He keep it regular and true
Tom It's bad when I can't tell if you're just a regular meme lord or if you're a white supremacist based on your profile image. What has the internet come to. R.I.P. Pepe.
I'm half indian if that helps.
Tommy Northwood Dude I was referring to the Pepe profile picture. It's apparently a white supremacist symbol now, and I was pointing out how ridiculous that is.
"WHAT NIGHTMARE FUTURE HAVE I CREATED?"
I would like but I don't want to ruin this art of a comment
@@mesta9997 Those are not incompatible. All I can find is that Jobs sensibly restricted his children's use of them. My tablet is useful to me and my children, but I don't give them unrestricted access.
The incompetent one?
@chris monk this scenario is just a little start.
The real sh** is about to go down when humans share brain power with others or Computers, and then you couldn't quantify anymore how many humans there are... (sounds scary, but it has also positive aspects)
This is the only thing on Cracked worth watching. Just give him his own channel so I can subscribe.
William Beard Roger is the only reason that I subscribed too
"Once you've shackled yourself to this electric jewelry' :D
That line made me think wedding bands from the future.
I am addicted to ROGER!!!
you look smart, with a dragon voice
Sherlock Holmes I feel like rafiki!!!! Look HAAARRRDEERRRRRR.. 😀
Wait... Mister Doctor???!!!
Sherlock Holmes I’m addicted to crack so what ? 🤷🏿♂️
"what nightmare future have i created?" - quote of the day
Shackle Yourself To This Electric Jewelry. Health Centric TV For Mice LOL!! 😂
“What nightmare future have I created”
Steve jobs dying in his grave 🤣
Do you mean, "Turning" ? :D
we had tech, and decided to make a stupid game for children that suddenly everyone wanted to play.
He died til he was dead
@@DipperDK No, he was still alive in his grave.
Steve Jobs died from PC
We have smart phones, smart watches, houses, cars, everything is smart BUT the owner!!!
by 2050 you can prolly buy smart brains. then the owner will be smart as well :)
Whilst typing this on your Nokia 3310, oh wait.
Ok boomer
LOL
Common Sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone's Garden.
I'm gonna talk on the phone by whispering to the inside of my wrist and you can't stop me.
Rodrigo Ugarte
well I did grow up on Power Rangers so kid me would probably enjoy that for a bit, AAAND then lose interest
Worked for michael long /knight 😀..
Hey everybody I'M DICK TRACY!!! ( Dick Tracy was an old comic strip of a detective that had a talking TV wristwatch to communicate with,...and a really bad movie.)
"health-centric T.V. for mice" , lol
All these years I resisted buying one. And last one month I don't know why I was looking online for one and still wasn't able to justify myself. 😂 Thank you Craked for slapping the sense into me again.
When this thing was introduced first. It was kinda cool that you dont need a phone. But at the end of the day we all have a phone which does more stuff than a smartwatch with tiny screen. So why buy this stuff. It's useless.
Back in 80s they used calculator with a 3mm digital display with light on/off facility. I still remember my father used to wear it and show it off.😄
Those watches are still cooler than smart watches
@Christina Reynolds so u don't have to grab Ur calculator out Ur pocket duh
My sister had a four function calculator in the mud 70s. Cost a small fortune. I bought a Casio fx26 in 1977 it was EXPENSIVE at least it had scientific functions.
I bet it was alot safer than today's devices🤔
I laughed way to hard at the e-f*#^ing-nough part.
"Cuz we can't sell you our phone twice" lol 😝
Actually, some have bought every iteration, heck some buy the same model in MULTIPLE colors just because!
Meanwhile I'm screaming "Then teach the blastoise ice beam!!!"
“Health-centric TV for mice” 😆😆🤣
I think George Carlin said something like, "We're not going to be satisfied unless our cell phones make pancakes and wipe our asses!!"
Apple doesn’t need more ideas
jeatig мeн, ѕcrew pancaĸeѕ. waғғleѕ! now тнaт'ѕ wнere ιт ιѕ aт ~
Where can I get one of those?
Okay, but not both. Poopcakes.
wiping our asses with pancakes.... edible eco friendly toilet paper.... brilliant!
'"What nightmare future have I created" while slowly walking away. Was epic. 😆
"Its a fitness related status symbol thats smart"
"because it talks to the internet"
TV for mice haha
jack amiegbe i was done 😂 😂 😂
J. amiegbe--yea; best fing like in the whole vid!!!
it's just supposed to tell time, we are shoving too much crap into small appliances.
It's just like the smart refrigerators. Just, why? Who is truly going to utilize such a thing?
ϻr.ɃΔbaDooꝄ Hey those look fucking cool lol that one you knock and it turns clear!? Whaaat? Thats awesome lol I want one. I get the need for that, because I use Alexa to run my house, I can open/close my garage, set my coffe maker, toaster, tv and cable, AC, Lights, Alarm system, and my roomba all from one place. My crappy fridge is always freezing and ruining food or going too hot lol If I could control that too I'd save a lot of food each month..
or you could just buy a normal fridge which works
Aritz Martínez Rodríguez But why not though? If I'm buying a fridge, why not buy one that's cool and can keep track of temperature and stuff? I wouldn't replace my working fridge with a smart one for no reason, but if I need one anyways... why not? lol That's how I see it anyways, but I like being able to just say, "Hey Alexa, I spilled chips, Vaccum the den." and she sends my roomba to my den, or being in bed and saying "Alexa, have my coffee ready in 20 mins" and it will be..
Don't lie you wish you could live like that too lol it isn't laziness, its being smart, and using your time wisely lol so if my fridge could save food, save money, and save me time? Why. Not? :]
danteelite Resons not to want a smart fridge: 1. It will get slow in a few years at least if it still revives updates 2. I don't want to worry if my smart frigde has any security updates 3. With more tech in the fridge, more things can go wrong (4.- infinity And so on...)
“Roger” is so cool 😎 and is an extremely talented presenter! Charismatic and personable! Wish I could meet him.
And don't forget your smart watch can't do anything unless it's paired to your bulky phone thus defeating the purpose.
Oh wow for real? So like he said; people spend another 800/1000 dollars just to put the same smaller phone on their wrist......😂
But you don't swim or play tennis with your phone. And your watch can have it's own number so you can leave your phone at home if you want.
@@Leoprincess3038The most expensive can be used without a phone... But their battery lasts less than a day.
@@d-methMy G-Shock is better than any smartwatch for those activities.
Unless you're a professional athlete who needs analytics, it's completely unnecessary to own a smartwatch just to play some tennis or go swimming.
@@StardustLegacyFighter but maybe I want my laps counted or to track my hr?
I could of course buy a swim watch and a fitness hr sensor with a chest band but that would be more expensive and wouldn't even show me incoming text messages.
A smartwatch surely has it's uses although it's just a convenience gadget.
dat redhead though
her name? anybody?
@@cesarfelipe I guess I'm not the only one. Keep searching
@@cesarfelipe Kelly Richards
@@smokingcrab2290 yea red hair makes or breaks
@@Edgar-and-Wrench true doe ( im a fu*king ginger)
Do one where Roger is in charge of a UA-cam channel and he's being hell condescending and saying stuff about how we will constantly come back and waste our time staring at his face on a screen whilst he makes money off it, the irony would be too good ahaha
+Harry Heath I literally keep waiting for them to do this. Maybe as the last episode?
i hope a "last episode" never comes
What's hilarious is that the ad before this video was for a smart watch 😂😂😂😂
The Doomsday Channel hahahaha
Can't sell our phone, twice
Sums it up perfectly
Nice Steve Jobs attire. 😂
"Health centric TV for mice" LOL!!!!... That's a good one.
Are you ready to become the best you can possibly be?
The answer is no. No you're not.
But... but...
No shut up nerd
"You can use this doodad for everything theoretically which, makes it your fault if it doesn't change your life ."
2019 - do you like having to plug in and charging every thing you own in your life? Well you're in luck because we're now playing with the idea of electrical clothing!
What... happens when the battery dies?
HAHAHA!!! 😆😅🤣
...waterproof, sort of, electric clothing
For only a couple months rent... lol I'm dieing!
300 to 400 dollars is a couple months rent? Where does he live? Because I’d love to move there. 🤣
and people in the 3rd world want this...
dying
That’s one of those few commercials that makes me feel good about not having bought something. Hilarious.
Yeah. So much for Big Brother and/or Big Tech,huh? Or Big Defense. Or Big Media. Or Big Pharma. Or whatever else is out there, supposedly looking out for us.
(chuckles,snickers,then laughs out loud)
Yeah, right! !😂😂😂
I actually feel pretty good now that all I use is an old wind-up Timex watch. Let's see, it tells me the hour, the minutes, AND the seconds!
That redhead, oh. My. God.
Hugh Jass exactly....She is my type
Then you see the ring when she holds up the watch. RIP
It's a combo of the hair, ears, and eyebrows for me. Always gets me. It's some Lily Collins/Grimes/Audrey Hepburn look.
Both the water girl and the corporate girl - mmmmmmmm
she cute hot and nerdy at the same time
Why they call them redhead when it's clearly orange??
> Watching parody video about smart watch.
> Ad coming before video is a commercial about smart watches.
Bitiflexity 😂😂😂
Exactly
@@SoloCport Roger is funny as hell I'd love to see him do stand up 🤔😂
“We cant sell you our phone twice”
Apple: no
Honest Ads should be a series on Comedy Central
Mickey Smith nah should do one ABOUT comedy Central
Spot on popular culture and how we are so influenced by marketing and conformity.
so are you
Darth Author One "we"
ThePyronator yes. we. I am influenced by making and conformity also.
This guy has some of the best comedic timing I've ever seen.
Roger illustrates absurdity by being absurd.....genius. It is insane how much absurdity we are surrounded by on a daily basis. Great vids!!!
I got a smart watch ad for this video
The irony 😂
i got a GPS tracking ad
This guy must be a handsome hunk in his early twenties.....
Balaji Johnson still very handsome to a granny
What??? How is that even a thought you conjure. Imbecile
I can see it too.
Steve Jobs is aging really well!
Funny how much weight he's gained since he died.
Haha so many dislikes cause people got sold on a tracking device. These electronics companies are expensive cults. I love these videos.
Touché.😂😂😂😂😂