If Smart Watch Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads

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  • @wilkstheguitarman3103
    @wilkstheguitarman3103 4 роки тому +1579

    Roger is making me rich by convincing me to not buy anything. Thank you Horton Enterprises

    • @ShawnD1012
      @ShawnD1012 3 роки тому +10

      Same

    • @janetmerai
      @janetmerai 3 роки тому +9

      Horton hears a who.

    • @AJ42K
      @AJ42K 3 роки тому +4

      @@janetmerai Horton Knows Bullcrap.

    • @marcinp7927
      @marcinp7927 2 роки тому +4

      You mean except Horton brand right 😂

    • @stavrosporter1223
      @stavrosporter1223 2 роки тому +15

      And he's NOT WRONG...irony, sarcasm and jokes aside...he's actually RIGHT...

  • @kaz773
    @kaz773 3 роки тому +346

    "It does practically everything. Which makes it your fault if it doesn't change your life"
    Gold

  • @erickjuma7643
    @erickjuma7643 4 роки тому +4601

    "And we cant sell to people a phone twice. So we built a not-phone phone..."

    • @hannesranta-nilkku95
      @hannesranta-nilkku95 4 роки тому +94

      Apple: Hold my beer

    • @alaaaziz3565
      @alaaaziz3565 4 роки тому +51

      @@hannesranta-nilkku95 u mean apple juice

    • @HomeDefender30
      @HomeDefender30 4 роки тому +27

      Almost lost my coffee on that one.

    • @chicxulub2947
      @chicxulub2947 3 роки тому +12

      Then they will come with the "not-phone" glasses-phone
      And the iRing!!! The one to rule it all

    • @chicxulub2947
      @chicxulub2947 3 роки тому +3

      @@hannesranta-nilkku95 IEEE: Hold my charger

  • @TheBillyarnezz
    @TheBillyarnezz 3 роки тому +403

    He's really exposing the stupidity of society

  • @AlabasterJazz
    @AlabasterJazz 7 років тому +1618

    "What nightmare future have I created" ~Roger 2017

  • @Sticknbkid
    @Sticknbkid 5 років тому +3140

    This Horton brand is big. From coffee, smart watches, cold drinks, cars etc they have it all.

    • @legendaryzet8450
      @legendaryzet8450 5 років тому +107

      Even theme parks.

    • @RP-kr2mg
      @RP-kr2mg 5 років тому +80

      iHorton is a status symbol. You loser.

    • @isaacbouligny4566
      @isaacbouligny4566 5 років тому +26

      Sticknbkid and they’re completely honest

    • @markuswalter8204
      @markuswalter8204 4 роки тому +9

      1:45 Because, as he said it best: Our tech company’s target market is: Humanity!”

    • @AdanandaSagar
      @AdanandaSagar 4 роки тому +9

      Have you been to Hortonland? Its the most amazing abusement park there is! Buy a ticket now!

  • @JamesPrime1
    @JamesPrime1 7 років тому +7434

    I asked Siri on my apple watch, " What time is it?" That's when I knew I had hit rock bottom.

  • @mathieuL2204
    @mathieuL2204 3 роки тому +527

    I want Roger to write and deliver my eulogy. So that everybody realises how useless I was and nobody feels sad

    • @sirrys
      @sirrys 3 роки тому +15

      Underrated comment 🤣

    • @Karishma_Unspecified
      @Karishma_Unspecified 3 роки тому +34

      That was funny in a sad way... you okay there buddy?

    • @anitam.9582
      @anitam.9582 3 роки тому +37

      You're not useless: you made at least 67 people laugh, so cheer up pal.

    • @Kagdra_omen
      @Kagdra_omen 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @Eugen1344
      @Eugen1344 3 роки тому +7

      You are not useless, you've just taught me a new word

  • @Azivegu
    @Azivegu 7 років тому +4042

    wonder how rich Roger is. He seems to have a lot of companies.

    • @abirdconcernedforhumankind2345
      @abirdconcernedforhumankind2345 7 років тому +250

      I heard he just opened a theme park.

    • @Azivegu
      @Azivegu 7 років тому +113

      I saw, damn he is loaded with cash

    • @victorrunyan1274
      @victorrunyan1274 7 років тому +75

      He's probably massively leveraged. A financial house of cards.

    • @tahunkwai5979
      @tahunkwai5979 7 років тому +115

      #RogerForPresident2021

    • @penitent2401
      @penitent2401 7 років тому +350

      not very rich, all his companies went bankrupt because his advertisements are honest

  • @chriswinter5765
    @chriswinter5765 7 років тому +2150

    "Because we can't sell you the same phone twice". Oh...if only that were true.

    • @manbehindthemask2010
      @manbehindthemask2010 7 років тому +43

      Chris Winter- ALL of this junk-tech crap is aimed at Millenials,that are dumb and gullible enough to buy it.

    • @mjolnir_swe
      @mjolnir_swe 7 років тому +44

      Chris Winter At least they made it out of glass so it breaks as often as possible.

    • @MareNectaris
      @MareNectaris 6 років тому +25

      Christopher Lambert Enjoy being a dinosaur ;)

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 6 років тому +33

      +CHRISTOPHER how old are you? 90+? You actually sound like a millenial hating millenial. I hope you don't own a smartphone and still use a good old fashioned telegraph.

    • @geminix365
      @geminix365 6 років тому +18

      Because pre-millenials aren't brainwashed and think Beatles, Queen and Michael Jackson were gods on earth...

  • @tiddybearkush
    @tiddybearkush 3 роки тому +1320

    It's funny how he's dressed like Steve Jobs.

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 3 роки тому +64

      Yeah that's kinda the joke

    • @brianparker7167
      @brianparker7167 3 роки тому +29

      Stellar observation

    • @K6mil
      @K6mil 3 роки тому +18

      yo, is that not Steve?

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 3 роки тому +3

      @@K6mil bro idunno

    • @edwardv4546
      @edwardv4546 3 роки тому +7

      Just realized this 😂😂😂

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur 4 роки тому +484

    "And we can't sell people our phone twice."
    Apple: *how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?*

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 3 роки тому +7

      Give in. You know you want to.

    • @poko60
      @poko60 3 роки тому +2

      He's wrong. It's more like we can't reuse the same parts for a different phone more than 5 times so what do we do?

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 3 роки тому +2

      Same phone? Doesn't even have charging port and a charger. Oh how same! 😂😂

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 2 роки тому

      @@zapkvr I want Apple stocks, iPhone lose value over time

    • @deshawn1801
      @deshawn1801 2 роки тому

      The same bs every year and you sheep eat it up cause “iTs My MoNEy AnD ILL bUy wHaT I WaNt”

  • @smortboi1320
    @smortboi1320 4 роки тому +1766

    “What nightmare future have I created!?
    I’m dying

  • @SDRob01
    @SDRob01 5 років тому +1103

    "Lets you use your phone without touching your phone by touching this instead!" 😂

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 4 роки тому +20

      "Remember our latest phone which is just the old one with a bigger screen to better read stuff, play video games and watch porn? Well here's this new phone which is the old phone with a tiny screen and that's now better somehow. Buy it. Also it doesn't work as a phone."

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 4 роки тому +1

      @@BigUriel Pretty much. I bought one, but it was a cheap knockoff they were selling at Aldi's, for $40. It's most annoying feature is that any time you wander more than like 30 ft from your phone, it sets off an alarm designed to alert you to somebody running away with your phone. Trouble is, the distance is too short, or the bluetooth connection too weak, so it was just alarming every time I walked downstairs to make a cup of coffee.

    • @eshwiliams
      @eshwiliams 3 роки тому

      Maybe you've never lived in countries where the temperature can be lower than 5C°. In this case it's much easier to check the watches than search for your phone in pockets.

    • @colwem
      @colwem 3 роки тому

      This is actually the only reason I love my watch. Forget all that steps and hr stuff. When I get a text or email I can just flip my wrist up to read it and then decide if it’s important enough to get out my phone. Getting out my phone to check every damn thing gets tedious quickly. It’s like it saves me 20 seconds 50 times a day.

    • @da8675
      @da8675 3 роки тому

      Yeah, I liked this revelation in particular.

  • @hipnhappenin
    @hipnhappenin 6 років тому +6503

    I like how he’s dressed like Steve Jobs

    • @tmmpurple
      @tmmpurple 5 років тому +112

      Nice catch!-should have been a turtleneck though

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 5 років тому +60

      Yeah, but what's with the Mom jeans?

    • @carryeveryday910
      @carryeveryday910 5 років тому +66

      That’s the joke.

    • @mesta9997
      @mesta9997 5 років тому +48

      Being precise is a lawsuit waiting to happen

    • @Tanfo77
      @Tanfo77 5 років тому +12

      Because the mass consumers like this outfit so whoever wears this outfit knows what he's talking about.

  • @davidyang9253
    @davidyang9253 4 роки тому +410

    "If you use a UHorton Xphone Generation8, Otherwise go jump in a lake."
    The best line ever said in a commercial.

    • @Aden21
      @Aden21 3 роки тому +1

      If only this comercial was real. 🤣

  • @thecosmicforge69420
    @thecosmicforge69420 7 років тому +366

    waterproof "for the most part"

    • @mandiroberts6924
      @mandiroberts6924 7 років тому +49

      ""You're welcome...for the most part."

    • @Silver_Knee
      @Silver_Knee 7 років тому +3

      tehLordVortex it's the parker square of waterproofing

    • @Hush.Elementz
      @Hush.Elementz 6 років тому

      I used to be a dishwasher at a fast food restaurant. I'd wear my smartwatch just to show off how good the waterproofing was. I was wearing the Sony SW3 at the time. It boasted waterproofing to a major extent, but any of the new wearables I have don't go any further than spills or a walk in the rain

  • @OldBuford
    @OldBuford 6 років тому +3081

    my wife fell for the marketing schemes of these watches and wouldnt let up on asking for one for her birthday, i tried to tell her how useless and wasteful they are but no, she kept asking so for christmas last year i bought her one, she was ecstatic...then 3 or 4 months rolled by and she stopped wearing it. i asked her why (knowing exactly why but i wanted the gratification) and she said it wasnt as great as she thought it would be, it was just one more device that needed a charger, wasnt comfortable, you cant read full texts on it, trying to use it as a bluetooth speaker for calls was a joke and the step tracker was gimmicky at best. ha! i sure showed her!...by wasting 300 bucks of my own hard earned money....great job, me

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 5 років тому +344

      Zap Actionsdower Use that $300 to get a new wife.

    • @jimihenrik11
      @jimihenrik11 5 років тому +137

      Yeah that's life. Will humans ever stop being mere stupid slaves to the economy? I hope so, I really do.

    • @zerocooljpn
      @zerocooljpn 5 років тому +158

      you're a lot nicer than I am. I told my gf she must be dumb, and came up with lots of reasons why that would be a waste of money. She stopped asking lol.

    • @wildreams
      @wildreams 5 років тому +40

      My father had the gen 3, although I recommended against it. Now he wants the gen 4 😩

    • @ILovePancakes24
      @ILovePancakes24 5 років тому +18

      @@zerocooljpn cool story bro, you also probably are an astronaut and drive a ferrari too when just your luck and you happened to find a million bux, and a painting by a long dead painter, and this old dead guy said here just have my wealth. Not only that but everyone in town started clapping and cheering.

  • @Ekib-Niatnuom
    @Ekib-Niatnuom 7 років тому +237

    "We buy things we don't need, to impress people we don't like." Tyler Durden we need you now more than ever!

    • @migythebeast4437
      @migythebeast4437 7 років тому +3

      Todd C were the all are singing and dancing shit of the world

    • @davemitchell6967
      @davemitchell6967 7 років тому +6

      "The things you own, end up owning you. But I could be wrong and that would be a terrible tragedy."

    • @ourtube4266
      @ourtube4266 7 років тому +32

      "We post quotes that we didn't write, of advice that we don't follow to get likes that don't matter" -Me

    • @kevinjohnstone2911
      @kevinjohnstone2911 7 років тому +1

      Brett Biederman Lmao

    • @dreaminginnoother
      @dreaminginnoother 7 років тому +1

      he's got lots of things to say on current events over at zero hedge.

  • @thomashenley4035
    @thomashenley4035 4 роки тому +1959

    We can't sell you the same phone twice!
    Apple: Hold my beer

    • @GeneralAeon
      @GeneralAeon 4 роки тому +96

      They don't though....
      They sell the same phone thrice!

    • @danielbright2029
      @danielbright2029 4 роки тому +15

      Hold my smooth authentic poison**

    • @bitchslapper9016
      @bitchslapper9016 4 роки тому +11

      @@GeneralAeon ahhhh you got me there lol

    • @PHATB0Y20
      @PHATB0Y20 4 роки тому +1

      Congratulations You got the joke fuck face!

    • @secure-5593
      @secure-5593 4 роки тому +4

      apple ; hold my poor battery acid

  • @MrWeka-we1yx
    @MrWeka-we1yx 7 років тому +358

    I do hope this old man live long enough and well to make many other honest ads..

    • @diegopiscoya4318
      @diegopiscoya4318 6 років тому

      Weka Siregar 😢

    • @simonlemlem9759
      @simonlemlem9759 6 років тому

      @@diegopiscoya4318 what happened ? Did he die ?

    • @diegopiscoya4318
      @diegopiscoya4318 6 років тому +7

      @@simonlemlem9759 nah man but cracked did

    • @Cyber_Kriss
      @Cyber_Kriss 5 років тому +4

      He's Roger, by the way...

    • @PrismC
      @PrismC 5 років тому

      That's what I thought of Stan Lee :(

  • @BigM33100
    @BigM33100 7 років тому +1481

    Thank gosh I'm too poor to afford stupid shit!

    • @BernieSanders-bn5dk
      @BernieSanders-bn5dk 7 років тому +13

      LoosePartyCannon But you'd buy it if you could.

    • @Ghastly10
      @Ghastly10 7 років тому +11

      I'm with you I am always too skint to even buy the phone let alone a gimmick like the watch..

    • @electron7659
      @electron7659 7 років тому +15

      LoosePartyCannon I can walk into a store and browse around with $500 in cash and not buy a single thing at all. I always say, If I don't need it, why buy it??

    • @davemitchell6967
      @davemitchell6967 7 років тому +2

      Finance or leasing option - Apple customer service

    • @BigM33100
      @BigM33100 7 років тому +5

      Nah, I'm still rocking a iPhone 4 that was a hand me down. I probably could've gotten one of the newer models but I never needed to.

  • @KismetBP
    @KismetBP 7 років тому +211

    Lost it at "once you make it your phones tiny friend" .... pure genius.

    • @STAR-qt8fg
      @STAR-qt8fg 6 років тому +7

      Kismet "since we can't sell you your phone twice" ...ha ha ha

    • @geminix365
      @geminix365 6 років тому

      Actually they do, they just change the number that follows the name of your phone

  • @kaliascythes2454
    @kaliascythes2454 3 роки тому +118

    The best line is by far
    “What nightmarish future have I created”
    As he semi discreetly goes off scene

    • @michaelhuss0
      @michaelhuss0 3 роки тому

      I cracked up at that ending. XD

    • @thegreatoldone
      @thegreatoldone 2 роки тому +2

      It's time to absent mindedly walk off of a cliff,it was worth it got that Jigglypuff.
      This has been an out dated joke.

    • @Randy-tp5lm
      @Randy-tp5lm 9 місяців тому

      The Machines will rise in six years! Aahhhhhhhhhhhhh!😮😅😂😂😂

  • @godbearxd
    @godbearxd 7 років тому +542

    The real question is...why was that woman using a Blastoise to fight Grass types? 🤔

    • @thunderfox7393
      @thunderfox7393 7 років тому +50

      Teach it Ice Beam, gg.

    • @2Tall_Powerlifting
      @2Tall_Powerlifting 7 років тому +2

      Anthony Steen RIP Sceptile

    • @chapelstadium1430
      @chapelstadium1430 7 років тому +8

      Blastoise also gets Headbutt, pretty solid move against everything save Steel, Rock, and Ghost.

    • @dickjohnson9996
      @dickjohnson9996 7 років тому +38

      because she was already a 50 year old raising kids when red and blue came out, give her a pass bruh.

    • @DOOM-zw7tx
      @DOOM-zw7tx 7 років тому

      for real

  • @user-bi9kj1oh1f
    @user-bi9kj1oh1f 5 років тому +537

    Instead of buying a smart watch just buy a shirt that says "I have too much money, somebody please rob me"

    • @drewpierpont3361
      @drewpierpont3361 5 років тому +35

      You have the right idea, but the shirt should say, "I'm a complete idiot with my purchases, so I probably have no other awareness. Go ahead and pick my pocket, I won't know."

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 5 років тому +2

      @Magister Ludi Simple honest typo. :3

    • @imbatman3620
      @imbatman3620 5 років тому

      Lmao😁😁😁

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 років тому +9

      @@drewpierpont3361
      Look man. It's not idiotic to want a 1000 dollar monitor stand. It's fashion-conscious.
      Gosh Apple's such a great company. 1000 dollars for a piece of aluminum. Such artistry!

    • @Harnaś_z_Puchy
      @Harnaś_z_Puchy 5 років тому

      @Citizenthirteen in Rolex you pay mostly for logo, then for quality (which is very good)

  • @nayan9325
    @nayan9325 7 років тому +169

    its just so much fun to watch him roast these products

  • @fernandagoncalvesoliveirab2083
    @fernandagoncalvesoliveirab2083 4 роки тому +57

    "And other data you never cared about!" This cracked me up!

    • @cipher88101
      @cipher88101 2 роки тому +1

      "...because who cares?" LMFAO

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +134

    "We can't sell you the same phone twice"
    Apple : "download this update, and now you have to"

  • @smc1942
    @smc1942 5 років тому +1274

    I laugh everytime someone tells me I need one of these gadgets.
    No, I don't. No one does.

    • @CP025129
      @CP025129 5 років тому +47

      I cut cable this week. TV has been unplugged for a few days now. I seldom watched it intently. Just had it on for noise.

    • @bluesrocker91
      @bluesrocker91 5 років тому +47

      I think I'll stick with my old Casio.

    • @Gilpow
      @Gilpow 5 років тому +54

      @@CP025129 Oh, how brave of you, person who has internet access.

    • @AMPATL
      @AMPATL 5 років тому +8

      Yes they do, if they decide they do.
      That's called freedom.

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 5 років тому +14

      Ashton Media ;
      Ad's tell you to buy this stuff. Think of how many year's people lived without these trinkets. You will be surprised what you can live without. That is true Freedom!
      (Btw, the only reason I have this phone is my job requires me to have one. When I Retire, it's history!)

  • @zanetruesdale8336
    @zanetruesdale8336 7 років тому +96

    Holy shit I fucking lost my shit at that ending 😂😂😂

    • @Nihiko
      @Nihiko 6 років тому +2

      Zane Truesdale how many shit you lost?
      ... To find them for you of course.

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 4 роки тому +18

    Roger can UN-sell anything. He is the most honest and down to Earth man I have even seen.

  • @nswiese
    @nswiese 7 років тому +1194

    I feel smart watching this.

    • @threadbearr8866
      @threadbearr8866 7 років тому +10

      Oh you just wait. They'll get to you soon enough.

    • @Menno_3
      @Menno_3 7 років тому +26

      It's a pun, John.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 7 років тому +5

      Nater Smart as in 'communicates with the Internet'
      Or...

    • @360comedyfilms9
      @360comedyfilms9 7 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @rdreynoldsbanana
      @rdreynoldsbanana 7 років тому +20

      I feel watch smarting this

  • @PauloNideck
    @PauloNideck 6 років тому +2014

    Tv for mice 🐭

  • @FUKTxProductions
    @FUKTxProductions 6 років тому +149

    lol "what nightmare future have I created" such epic lines

  • @Ntokozo-Ka
    @Ntokozo-Ka 3 роки тому +14

    "Health centric TV for mice" 🤣

  • @kaiimendoza
    @kaiimendoza 5 років тому +170

    I laughed so hard at the logo..that pineapple with small bite on the side 😂😂

    • @MsCharSui
      @MsCharSui 5 років тому +4

      Lololool I was asking myself what it was! Lolol

    • @funsterkeyven
      @funsterkeyven 4 роки тому +2

      I was actually wondering what it was. Good call!

    • @Shubham.Katyal
      @Shubham.Katyal 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @akintmde
      @akintmde 4 роки тому +5

      There's nothing small about that bite 😂

  • @DreckbobBratpfanne
    @DreckbobBratpfanne 5 років тому +763

    1:05
    I asked an Apple employee on the web once, if these watches are just for people who are to lazy to take the phone out of the pocket...
    The answer was yes.

    • @78kurenai
      @78kurenai 5 років тому +8

      lol

    • @AnythingEvil78
      @AnythingEvil78 5 років тому +48

      I’m a tradesman and work on the tools, it’s actually a pain and wastes time to take your phone out of your pocket to answer it or to check a message. I have earphones to take hands free calls while working, but to see a message just by glancing at my wrist to see if it’s important or could wait would actually be useful. But I haven’t bought an Apple Watch yet . . .

    • @undo9981
      @undo9981 5 років тому +38

      @@AnythingEvil78 if you buy one of those, you'd still need to take the magnifying glass out of your pocket. Not to mention having to figure out how to operate that miniature wrist phone strapped to your arm while holding a magnifying glass in the other one

    • @Luffi98
      @Luffi98 5 років тому +12

      AnythingEvil78 Yeah, it could be useful for you, but for normal people it's not worth at all.

    • @nerf7674
      @nerf7674 5 років тому +4

      AnythingEvil78 Yea... it’s for hands free calls... That’s it....

  • @sherlockholmes3302
    @sherlockholmes3302 7 років тому +203

    "health centric TV for mice"

    • @draxian8514
      @draxian8514 7 років тому +2

      Sherlock Holmes why did i read this as he said it

    • @ulti8106
      @ulti8106 6 років тому

      +Draqp same here

  • @Augustus-mk1du
    @Augustus-mk1du 3 роки тому +10

    the ending line "What nightmare future have I created" was hilarious

  • @josesilva9366
    @josesilva9366 7 років тому +296

    IF REAL ESTATE WAS HONEST

    • @wolfpax181
      @wolfpax181 7 років тому +10

      "And when business isn't good enough, our agents switch from selling homes to working with the bank to do foreclosures!"
      At least that's what my Aunt did.

    • @GrinningMarionette
      @GrinningMarionette 7 років тому +4

      What if the real estate was free.
      Free real estate.

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 7 років тому +1

      good one!👍

    • @Standard37
      @Standard37 7 років тому +11

      You want to know how to sell real estate
      It takes brass balls to sell real estate

    • @butterflyqueen9260
      @butterflyqueen9260 7 років тому +1

      Jose Silva fuck yeah!!!!!

  • @T512X
    @T512X 7 років тому +118

    Jokes on you, my childhood is now complete. Cause I feel like a freakin Spy Kid with my Samsung Gear S3

    • @r3dluff
      @r3dluff 7 років тому +3

      so you have an apple watch? nice

    • @willriseabove6858
      @willriseabove6858 7 років тому +4

      T512X haha same. also they're good for texting when your not supposed to have a phone(used mine at work all the time).

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 7 років тому +376

    I can now see how hard my heart is working when I poop :)
    Thanks Smart Watch!

    • @jerQCote
      @jerQCote 7 років тому +4

      Candi Soda mine says my hr goes to 75...

    • @bobtheduck
      @bobtheduck 7 років тому +13

      Turns out, pretty hard. Both the heartrate AND the poop.

    • @itssinkingin
      @itssinkingin 6 років тому +1

      Cool. Wish you could track that in the app.

    • @TimothyNyota
      @TimothyNyota 6 років тому +2

      The guy in your profile pic seems to be pooping

    • @DanMcCudden
      @DanMcCudden 5 років тому

      I can see how hard my heart is working when I poop without a smart watch.

  • @alt8791
    @alt8791 2 роки тому +8

    “The past’s idea of what a detective from the future would wear” LMAO that’s too accurate

  • @MichaelBerthelsen
    @MichaelBerthelsen 7 років тому +150

    Man, dressed JUST like Stevie J, the OG...! Lookin' good, Rog!

    • @mattgarrett2583
      @mattgarrett2583 7 років тому +19

      Don't call him Rog! He'll gut you!

    • @MichaelBerthelsen
      @MichaelBerthelsen 7 років тому +33

      Matt Garrett He'd never do that! He's the sweetest, most honest corporate scumbag on the planet!

    • @Se3ret
      @Se3ret 7 років тому +3

      So that's why he wasn't in a suit!

  • @digvijaysinghchauhan9101
    @digvijaysinghchauhan9101 6 років тому +836

    Every dislike on this video is from smartwatch makers..

  • @severusdubane6831
    @severusdubane6831 7 років тому +118

    "Health centric TV for mice". Gave me a real hoot.

  • @USSResolute
    @USSResolute 3 роки тому +36

    This makes me feel better about not buying into the hype. "The past's idea of what a detective from the future would wear". Brilliant.

    • @Leitefsj
      @Leitefsj 2 роки тому +1

      It's funny, because it makes me feel worse for buying into it. LOL

    • @jdb2002
      @jdb2002 Рік тому +2

      I looked into it. When I found that I needed my phone to use it, I asked "Why not just use the phone I already have?"

    • @attilakohbor3360
      @attilakohbor3360 Рік тому

      ​@@jdb2002daaaaaaa....then how would be apple a 3 trillion $ company

    • @Mario_N64
      @Mario_N64 11 місяців тому

      ​@@jdb2002The right way to go about it is to buy a 30 or 50 dollar Chinese one. They're pretty handy, yet inexpensive.

  • @WRMonger1
    @WRMonger1 4 роки тому +66

    “I’m still Roger, by the way...”
    Still a funny line 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lmw716
    @lmw716 Рік тому +7

    I waited 12 years for these to be invented. I have a heart defect and tracking my heart rate and blood oxygen levels has always been important to me, so I was happy when these came out as it simplified my life.

    • @amandatownsend5132
      @amandatownsend5132 Рік тому +1

      I plan on getting one in November for a similar reason I highly suspect pots may be the cause of my dizzy spells so I want one to track my heart rate anything else it does is just a bonus

    • @Randy-tp5lm
      @Randy-tp5lm 9 місяців тому

      As for ME,I had waited for MOST of my life just to be able to afford one of those.
      Turned out that times had already come and gone by for most of my life........
      Technology has always been one step (or two,or three,or four,etc.,etc.) ahead of humanity.
      So.......if technology itself has always done that to begin with...........why DID I need it for???
      (throws it in a lake)😂😂😂😂.
      Thanks a lot,Roger.

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 3 роки тому +25

    "Electric Jewelry" is a good name for a band.

  • @RaptorProducts1991
    @RaptorProducts1991 3 роки тому +46

    Basically an item for people to look rich, without being rich, and because of their stupidity will never become rich.

    • @firapuroki4571
      @firapuroki4571 3 роки тому +5

      Made my day. Thank u. Would never say this out loud anywhere anytime. But i agree.

  • @45obiwan
    @45obiwan 7 років тому +244

    One of the best series Cracked has done. I'd almost buy one from Roger.

    • @carlosreid51
      @carlosreid51 7 років тому +3

      He keep it regular and true

    • @CortezEspartaco2
      @CortezEspartaco2 7 років тому +2

      Tom It's bad when I can't tell if you're just a regular meme lord or if you're a white supremacist based on your profile image. What has the internet come to. R.I.P. Pepe.

    • @45obiwan
      @45obiwan 7 років тому +4

      I'm half indian if that helps.

    • @CortezEspartaco2
      @CortezEspartaco2 7 років тому +2

      Tommy Northwood Dude I was referring to the Pepe profile picture. It's apparently a white supremacist symbol now, and I was pointing out how ridiculous that is.

  • @rogerbateria
    @rogerbateria 7 років тому +426

    "WHAT NIGHTMARE FUTURE HAVE I CREATED?"

    • @12101DyM
      @12101DyM 6 років тому +3

      I would like but I don't want to ruin this art of a comment

    • @ian1352
      @ian1352 5 років тому +1

      @@mesta9997 Those are not incompatible. All I can find is that Jobs sensibly restricted his children's use of them. My tablet is useful to me and my children, but I don't give them unrestricted access.

    • @siddharthrawat7205
      @siddharthrawat7205 5 років тому

      The incompetent one?

    • @DreckbobBratpfanne
      @DreckbobBratpfanne 5 років тому

      @chris monk this scenario is just a little start.
      The real sh** is about to go down when humans share brain power with others or Computers, and then you couldn't quantify anymore how many humans there are... (sounds scary, but it has also positive aspects)

  • @theov3rmind
    @theov3rmind 7 років тому +226

    This is the only thing on Cracked worth watching. Just give him his own channel so I can subscribe.

    • @peekaboots01
      @peekaboots01 6 років тому +11

      William Beard Roger is the only reason that I subscribed too

  • @vessela7484
    @vessela7484 3 роки тому +33

    "Once you've shackled yourself to this electric jewelry' :D

    • @donnathedead7554
      @donnathedead7554 3 роки тому

      That line made me think wedding bands from the future.

  • @sherlockholmes3302
    @sherlockholmes3302 7 років тому +96

    I am addicted to ROGER!!!

    • @TheTariqibnziyad
      @TheTariqibnziyad 7 років тому +2

      you look smart, with a dragon voice

    • @proman2world
      @proman2world 7 років тому +1

      Sherlock Holmes I feel like rafiki!!!! Look HAAARRRDEERRRRRR.. 😀

    • @kaecilius2656
      @kaecilius2656 6 років тому

      Wait... Mister Doctor???!!!

    • @leftsidenetwork3075
      @leftsidenetwork3075 6 років тому

      Sherlock Holmes I’m addicted to crack so what ? 🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @williamparker2922
    @williamparker2922 7 років тому +48

    "what nightmare future have i created?" - quote of the day

  • @johnnymata9133
    @johnnymata9133 5 років тому +85

    Shackle Yourself To This Electric Jewelry. Health Centric TV For Mice LOL!! 😂

  • @attiumeyami417
    @attiumeyami417 4 роки тому +305

    “What nightmare future have I created”
    Steve jobs dying in his grave 🤣

    • @DipperDK
      @DipperDK 3 роки тому +10

      Do you mean, "Turning" ? :D

    • @danieleasterling5325
      @danieleasterling5325 3 роки тому +1

      we had tech, and decided to make a stupid game for children that suddenly everyone wanted to play.

    • @SergioHernandez-le8wp
      @SergioHernandez-le8wp 3 роки тому +3

      He died til he was dead

    • @Z3t487
      @Z3t487 3 роки тому

      @@DipperDK No, he was still alive in his grave.

    • @ouroboros5793
      @ouroboros5793 3 роки тому

      Steve Jobs died from PC

  • @panshy7445
    @panshy7445 5 років тому +637

    We have smart phones, smart watches, houses, cars, everything is smart BUT the owner!!!

    • @WaidoGodX
      @WaidoGodX 5 років тому +13

      by 2050 you can prolly buy smart brains. then the owner will be smart as well :)

    • @RyanX1899
      @RyanX1899 5 років тому +1

      Whilst typing this on your Nokia 3310, oh wait.

    • @bamma4
      @bamma4 4 роки тому +6

      Ok boomer

    • @NR-nf1il
      @NR-nf1il 4 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @NR-nf1il
      @NR-nf1il 4 роки тому +18

      Common Sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone's Garden.

  • @NonApplicable1983
    @NonApplicable1983 7 років тому +160

    I'm gonna talk on the phone by whispering to the inside of my wrist and you can't stop me.

    • @andrewegan3990
      @andrewegan3990 6 років тому

      Rodrigo Ugarte

    • @FalconFlyer75
      @FalconFlyer75 6 років тому +4

      well I did grow up on Power Rangers so kid me would probably enjoy that for a bit, AAAND then lose interest

    • @Run187
      @Run187 6 років тому +1

      Worked for michael long /knight 😀..

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 5 років тому

      Hey everybody I'M DICK TRACY!!! ( Dick Tracy was an old comic strip of a detective that had a talking TV wristwatch to communicate with,...and a really bad movie.)

  • @mbertolijr
    @mbertolijr 7 років тому +73

    "health-centric T.V. for mice" , lol

  • @TamourTahir
    @TamourTahir 3 роки тому +14

    All these years I resisted buying one. And last one month I don't know why I was looking online for one and still wasn't able to justify myself. 😂 Thank you Craked for slapping the sense into me again.

    • @MustafaAli-lb8dq
      @MustafaAli-lb8dq Рік тому

      When this thing was introduced first. It was kinda cool that you dont need a phone. But at the end of the day we all have a phone which does more stuff than a smartwatch with tiny screen. So why buy this stuff. It's useless.

  • @TheAdventuresOfMontuMiah
    @TheAdventuresOfMontuMiah 5 років тому +39

    Back in 80s they used calculator with a 3mm digital display with light on/off facility. I still remember my father used to wear it and show it off.😄

    • @kevinheidari1
      @kevinheidari1 5 років тому +10

      Those watches are still cooler than smart watches

    • @juliuscaesar1062
      @juliuscaesar1062 4 роки тому +2

      @Christina Reynolds so u don't have to grab Ur calculator out Ur pocket duh

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 3 роки тому +2

      My sister had a four function calculator in the mud 70s. Cost a small fortune. I bought a Casio fx26 in 1977 it was EXPENSIVE at least it had scientific functions.

    • @joemartin1253
      @joemartin1253 3 роки тому +1

      I bet it was alot safer than today's devices🤔

  • @mattm3756
    @mattm3756 7 років тому +16

    I laughed way to hard at the e-f*#^ing-nough part.

  • @cookiesnbubbles
    @cookiesnbubbles 5 років тому +44

    "Cuz we can't sell you our phone twice" lol 😝

    • @Cat4evr
      @Cat4evr 4 роки тому

      Actually, some have bought every iteration, heck some buy the same model in MULTIPLE colors just because!

  • @stonerjedi1710
    @stonerjedi1710 3 роки тому +16

    Meanwhile I'm screaming "Then teach the blastoise ice beam!!!"

  • @paddor
    @paddor 4 роки тому +32

    “Health-centric TV for mice” 😆😆🤣

  • @jeatig
    @jeatig 7 років тому +138

    I think George Carlin said something like, "We're not going to be satisfied unless our cell phones make pancakes and wipe our asses!!"

    • @homuraakemi1684
      @homuraakemi1684 6 років тому +8

      Apple doesn’t need more ideas

    • @siranonymous6059
      @siranonymous6059 6 років тому +1

      jeatig мeн, ѕcrew pancaĸeѕ. waғғleѕ! now тнaт'ѕ wнere ιт ιѕ aт ~

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn 6 років тому +1

      Where can I get one of those?

    • @notbanksy8294
      @notbanksy8294 6 років тому +3

      Okay, but not both. Poopcakes.

    • @jetsamperes5762
      @jetsamperes5762 6 років тому +3

      wiping our asses with pancakes.... edible eco friendly toilet paper.... brilliant!

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 4 роки тому +11

    '"What nightmare future have I created" while slowly walking away. Was epic. 😆

  • @lockedinlachlan
    @lockedinlachlan 4 роки тому +86

    "Its a fitness related status symbol thats smart"

  • @jack_amie
    @jack_amie 7 років тому +337

    TV for mice haha

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 років тому +1

      jack amiegbe i was done 😂 😂 😂

    • @packardexelence
      @packardexelence 6 років тому +2

      J. amiegbe--yea; best fing like in the whole vid!!!

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 7 років тому +272

    it's just supposed to tell time, we are shoving too much crap into small appliances.

    • @thescarecrowman
      @thescarecrowman 7 років тому +16

      It's just like the smart refrigerators. Just, why? Who is truly going to utilize such a thing?

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob 7 років тому +1

      ϻr.ɃΔbaDooꝄ Hey those look fucking cool lol that one you knock and it turns clear!? Whaaat? Thats awesome lol I want one. I get the need for that, because I use Alexa to run my house, I can open/close my garage, set my coffe maker, toaster, tv and cable, AC, Lights, Alarm system, and my roomba all from one place. My crappy fridge is always freezing and ruining food or going too hot lol If I could control that too I'd save a lot of food each month..

    • @aritzmartinezrodriguez1825
      @aritzmartinezrodriguez1825 7 років тому +14

      or you could just buy a normal fridge which works

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob 7 років тому

      Aritz Martínez Rodríguez But why not though? If I'm buying a fridge, why not buy one that's cool and can keep track of temperature and stuff? I wouldn't replace my working fridge with a smart one for no reason, but if I need one anyways... why not? lol That's how I see it anyways, but I like being able to just say, "Hey Alexa, I spilled chips, Vaccum the den." and she sends my roomba to my den, or being in bed and saying "Alexa, have my coffee ready in 20 mins" and it will be..
      Don't lie you wish you could live like that too lol it isn't laziness, its being smart, and using your time wisely lol so if my fridge could save food, save money, and save me time? Why. Not? :]

    • @PatrikKron
      @PatrikKron 7 років тому +12

      danteelite Resons not to want a smart fridge: 1. It will get slow in a few years at least if it still revives updates 2. I don't want to worry if my smart frigde has any security updates 3. With more tech in the fridge, more things can go wrong (4.- infinity And so on...)

  • @masaomieric
    @masaomieric 6 років тому +37

    “Roger” is so cool 😎 and is an extremely talented presenter! Charismatic and personable! Wish I could meet him.

  • @dr.elvis.h.christ
    @dr.elvis.h.christ Рік тому +14

    And don't forget your smart watch can't do anything unless it's paired to your bulky phone thus defeating the purpose.

    • @Leoprincess3038
      @Leoprincess3038 Рік тому +3

      Oh wow for real? So like he said; people spend another 800/1000 dollars just to put the same smaller phone on their wrist......😂

    • @d-meth
      @d-meth Рік тому

      But you don't swim or play tennis with your phone. And your watch can have it's own number so you can leave your phone at home if you want.

    • @Mario_N64
      @Mario_N64 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Leoprincess3038The most expensive can be used without a phone... But their battery lasts less than a day.

    • @StardustLegacyFighter
      @StardustLegacyFighter 8 місяців тому

      ​@@d-methMy G-Shock is better than any smartwatch for those activities.
      Unless you're a professional athlete who needs analytics, it's completely unnecessary to own a smartwatch just to play some tennis or go swimming.

    • @d-meth
      @d-meth 8 місяців тому

      @@StardustLegacyFighter but maybe I want my laps counted or to track my hr?
      I could of course buy a swim watch and a fitness hr sensor with a chest band but that would be more expensive and wouldn't even show me incoming text messages.
      A smartwatch surely has it's uses although it's just a convenience gadget.

  • @Edgar-and-Wrench
    @Edgar-and-Wrench 5 років тому +426

    dat redhead though

    • @cesarfelipe
      @cesarfelipe 5 років тому +16

      her name? anybody?

    • @ApollyonZKX
      @ApollyonZKX 5 років тому +14

      @@cesarfelipe I guess I'm not the only one. Keep searching

    • @ApollyonZKX
      @ApollyonZKX 5 років тому +10

      @@cesarfelipe Kelly Richards

    • @Edgar-and-Wrench
      @Edgar-and-Wrench 5 років тому +7

      @@smokingcrab2290 yea red hair makes or breaks

    • @Mr._Turtle4587
      @Mr._Turtle4587 5 років тому +4

      @@Edgar-and-Wrench true doe ( im a fu*king ginger)

  • @HarryHeath_
    @HarryHeath_ 7 років тому +36

    Do one where Roger is in charge of a UA-cam channel and he's being hell condescending and saying stuff about how we will constantly come back and waste our time staring at his face on a screen whilst he makes money off it, the irony would be too good ahaha

    • @hasamidschwartz8725
      @hasamidschwartz8725 7 років тому +2

      +Harry Heath I literally keep waiting for them to do this. Maybe as the last episode?

    • @r3dluff
      @r3dluff 7 років тому +3

      i hope a "last episode" never comes

  • @orealz
    @orealz 7 років тому +50

    What's hilarious is that the ad before this video was for a smart watch 😂😂😂😂

  • @hopedunkel2298
    @hopedunkel2298 Рік тому +4

    Can't sell our phone, twice
    Sums it up perfectly

  • @yojgee
    @yojgee 7 років тому +26

    Nice Steve Jobs attire. 😂

  • @DragosDreamer1989
    @DragosDreamer1989 6 років тому +14

    "Health centric TV for mice" LOL!!!!... That's a good one.

  • @arturczerwinski2616
    @arturczerwinski2616 5 років тому +366

    Are you ready to become the best you can possibly be?
    The answer is no. No you're not.

  • @G_____
    @G_____ 3 роки тому +65

    "You can use this doodad for everything theoretically which, makes it your fault if it doesn't change your life ."

  • @Belbecat
    @Belbecat 5 років тому +50

    2019 - do you like having to plug in and charging every thing you own in your life? Well you're in luck because we're now playing with the idea of electrical clothing!

  • @benjaminheilman4198
    @benjaminheilman4198 3 роки тому +27

    For only a couple months rent... lol I'm dieing!

    • @v.t.3064
      @v.t.3064 3 роки тому

      300 to 400 dollars is a couple months rent? Where does he live? Because I’d love to move there. 🤣

    • @eduardochavacano
      @eduardochavacano 3 роки тому +1

      and people in the 3rd world want this...

    • @rindjint3205
      @rindjint3205 3 роки тому

      dying

  • @lovinwindy2380
    @lovinwindy2380 3 роки тому +4

    That’s one of those few commercials that makes me feel good about not having bought something. Hilarious.

    • @Randy-tp5lm
      @Randy-tp5lm 9 місяців тому

      Yeah. So much for Big Brother and/or Big Tech,huh? Or Big Defense. Or Big Media. Or Big Pharma. Or whatever else is out there, supposedly looking out for us.
      (chuckles,snickers,then laughs out loud)
      Yeah, right! !😂😂😂

  • @bobblowhard8823
    @bobblowhard8823 Рік тому +3

    I actually feel pretty good now that all I use is an old wind-up Timex watch. Let's see, it tells me the hour, the minutes, AND the seconds!

  • @hughjass5494
    @hughjass5494 7 років тому +200

    That redhead, oh. My. God.

    • @GrecoLefteris
      @GrecoLefteris 7 років тому +26

      Hugh Jass exactly....She is my type

    • @NiteSaiya
      @NiteSaiya 7 років тому +18

      Then you see the ring when she holds up the watch. RIP
      It's a combo of the hair, ears, and eyebrows for me. Always gets me. It's some Lily Collins/Grimes/Audrey Hepburn look.

    • @nickvoncloft6199
      @nickvoncloft6199 7 років тому +5

      Both the water girl and the corporate girl - mmmmmmmm

    • @dtvfan24
      @dtvfan24 7 років тому +10

      she cute hot and nerdy at the same time

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 7 років тому +8

      Why they call them redhead when it's clearly orange??

  • @norwegianboyee
    @norwegianboyee 7 років тому +16

    > Watching parody video about smart watch.
    > Ad coming before video is a commercial about smart watches.

  • @Leoprincess3038
    @Leoprincess3038 Рік тому +6

    Bitiflexity 😂😂😂

    • @SoloCport
      @SoloCport Рік тому +1

      Exactly

    • @Leoprincess3038
      @Leoprincess3038 Рік тому +1

      @@SoloCport Roger is funny as hell I'd love to see him do stand up 🤔😂

  • @dripcapone
    @dripcapone 4 роки тому +13

    “We cant sell you our phone twice”
    Apple: no

  • @michaelbme1983
    @michaelbme1983 7 років тому +64

    Honest Ads should be a series on Comedy Central

    • @eddymunster3938
      @eddymunster3938 6 років тому

      Mickey Smith nah should do one ABOUT comedy Central

  • @darthauthorone6329
    @darthauthorone6329 7 років тому +16

    Spot on popular culture and how we are so influenced by marketing and conformity.

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 7 років тому +1

      so are you

    • @-47-
      @-47- 7 років тому +2

      Darth Author One "we"

    • @darthauthorone6329
      @darthauthorone6329 7 років тому +1

      ThePyronator yes. we. I am influenced by making and conformity also.

  • @My52PickUp
    @My52PickUp 5 років тому +4

    This guy has some of the best comedic timing I've ever seen.

  • @petenestor1
    @petenestor1 Рік тому +1

    Roger illustrates absurdity by being absurd.....genius. It is insane how much absurdity we are surrounded by on a daily basis. Great vids!!!

  • @vnktgr
    @vnktgr 5 років тому +30

    I got a smart watch ad for this video
    The irony 😂

    • @PrinceCbass
      @PrinceCbass 5 років тому +2

      i got a GPS tracking ad

  • @balajijohnson6580
    @balajijohnson6580 5 років тому +270

    This guy must be a handsome hunk in his early twenties.....

  • @jacemachine
    @jacemachine 7 років тому +28

    Steve Jobs is aging really well!

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 7 років тому +4

      Funny how much weight he's gained since he died.

  • @benistoneman9737
    @benistoneman9737 3 роки тому +10

    Haha so many dislikes cause people got sold on a tracking device. These electronics companies are expensive cults. I love these videos.

    • @Randy-tp5lm
      @Randy-tp5lm 9 місяців тому

      Touché.😂😂😂😂😂