Go to the bathroom,can't remember why you went in there, so since you're already there, use it. Wash your hands and brush your teeth. THeRE,you have covered everything,til the next time. Lol, life is GREAT
I'm so old, I can remember the Cuban Missile Crisis. I'm so old, I can remember when gas was 35 cents per gallon. I'm so old I can remember if you wanted to call more than 100 miles you had to get the long distance operator. I'm so old, I can remember....uh....what were we talking about again?
Marie D. That's so awesome you remember that! I remember being 15 thinking how 30 is old... Now im almost 30... Idk.. I know im not.. But I one day will be... Im thankful for older people though for sure... Ive learned a lot from the people who were here before me. And when Im old... Ill still remember the old ways that I was taught from older people like you... Some old people... Tho they look old... Are young inside.... And you can literally almost picture the clock rewinding and seeing them young again
@@jesus-is-rad9684 that is so sweet and l am a young 64. Everyone think's I'm younger. You can learn so much from your elders l know that I did when I was young. You're a smart kid 🤗
This is a truly wonderful video. Young people have no idea how things they take for granted will disappear: smooth skin, shiny hair, endless energy, deep sleep, sharp eyesight etc. thanks Granpa Jack! Make more of these important videos!
That's not entirely true. I'm 22 and I think about that happening to me all the time. My grandpa had Alzheimer's and I panic whenever I forget some ones name.
@@beausheffield1895Sorry to hear about your GPA. We used to make jokes about Alzheimer's back in the day but now we know it's no joke. We still joke about Old Timer's though. I never was good at names, myself, for as long as I can remember. Well, I mean... ,Take good care of your brain, eat right, sleep well, and maybe you'll beat the odds. Live healthy! And don't forget to pray! It doesn't sound scientific but there's evidence that it helps. Just not necessarily how you hoped.
@@zuzanazuscinova5209 Maybe. There's a lot of other things that can cause your skin to get weird. All of your organs affect each other. When one goes bad, they all start going bad. Your skin is one of those organs, so it could be your heart, lungs, kidney, or liver that starts taking you down.
@@dustinolvey8877 You're kidding me with that comment, right? The "Great Depression" as they called it began in 1929. My mother was born in 1920, so she was 9 years old when the depression began. She is 98 years old now. However, a person born between 1929 and 1938 (when economists say the depression ended) would be between 80 to 89 years old now. They were alive during the depression, and they are in their 80's now. Yes, people in their 80's are still alive. Maybe do a little math before you post? Just sayin'.
I'm a cranky old guy,and I approve this message I recently came to the realization that we old farts are cranky simply because we've been dealing with non-stop crap for so long that we just can't take it any more
I think you guys have every right to be cranky. I couldn’t stand being treated like I can’t do anything for myself like you guys are. And also falling under the assumption that old people are just mad for no reason.
Meh... Easy come easy go... Young = you can't drive, can't drink, no one takes you seriously, you're dumb, you have no money, finding a job is harder... Old = body falling apart, bored and tired of a lot of stuff, life getting more complex... Young = better looking, have more energy, got a future to look forward to and shape... Old = Smarter, more respected, more freedom... A lot of what I said has exceptions... For example some 60 year olds are hot as hell some how still. While some 20 year olds could have eaten less cake lol. Take the good with the bad lol.
Life begins at 70....I'm 75 and so far so good. I care a little less about how my hair looks and more about how I feel, a little less about what others think of me and more about what I think of myself, and although I have been blessed with good genes and have no illness nor pains, I regret that I still have sooooo much yet to learn and less time to learn it.
@@mimireuser5383 🥀 Sweetheart it's NEVER a good idea too simply try and "predict" when someone else is going to die. It's unwise on several levels. Hopefully you'll be around LONG ENOUGH to understand that one day. (S.F.)
People tell themselves whatever they want to hear to make themselves feel better, even if it isn't true...Life begins when you're born, and ends when your 27...then you just cling on...
MastaSmack Yeah if you trash yourself with drugs and alcohol thats the prognosis. Good thing that exercise, healthy diet, active mind and a tiny bit of luck with genetics can keep you going for.. well my grandparents are more alive right now than I suspect you to be.
I'm 75 and still happy. My kids are finally growing up (sort of, they are in their 40's) and realize ol' Dad was right all along. That's the best part, knowing all your advice along the way wasn't wasted.
I loved reading your message. It makes me think about my father. Unfortunately he passed away about a year ago, I miss him so much these days. I realize more and more every day how much I am like him, not just looks, he gave such good advice I use every day, the last two years of his life I would visit him two or three times a week. I would bring him food (I'm a chef so fresh lasagna, fried chicken, soup from scratch, pineapple upside down cake, German chocolate cake etc.)I would also bring him smokes and a couple beers . I loved just talking to him. He was one of my favorite people and I told him that when I was about to leave along with I love you. I was such a daddies girl. I feel blessed to have had those last two years of memories with him.Im in my forties by the way. Have a wonderful weekend and new year.
Sweetness and Light, I remember that saying! I think it was used more by my older Sister’s age group and by those lucky ppl who got to be at Woodstock (the original), than it was for me and my peers. I think my Sister was the first person to ever tell me that. 🥰 “Don’t ever trust anybody over 30!” May have been around the time of tanned women/girls wearing white lipstick. An ex of mine, 13 years older, was actually lucky enough to be in SF, CA, in the Haight/Ashbury, during the Summer of Love. The time of the Flower 🌺 Children. As a little one, an adult once asked me the usual question. What do ya wanna be when, etc, etc. You know the drill. My answer, without any hesitation at all, “A Hippy.” Lol 😂!! I must’ve been such a joy to my folks.
I've always thought to myself, "Don't trust anyone at all." To be honest, I have no idea if that's just my anxiety talking or because I was raised by an alcoholic mother who made it difficult for me to trust people in general. I respect people until they start disrespecting me, but I still have trust issues, and I'm almost 28.
I'm 66 and I look at the bright sides of getting old, No need for Weather forecast: it's all in our bones and joint , No need to eat so often: we're still digesting breakfast. No need to clean up the mailbox of junk mail: they don't offer us anything anymore. Who needs a clock ? not me. Can't sleep ? so what, no time to lose. My house and car are paid for. Thank god for dentistry , I still have all my teeth holding precariously. Taste buds are fading away ? well, there's IPA beer with a lot of Hops. Can't remember something ? so what, no babies to forget in a hot car. Your young neighbours got 2 babies in a row and are happy about it ? you just smile thinking about what's coming up later on. Be happy ! getting old is not that bad.
As someone quickly becoming old (I'm 54) I realize there are so many more reasons old people are "cranky." Chronic pain, frustration, inability to do basic tasks easily, fear, having knowledge no one will listen too, knowing life is all downhill from here, people treating you like an imbecile or child - patronizing you, all the friends in your age group suffering and complaining or dying - the list goes on and on.
You’re still young enough to: Start a new career Fall in love Walk the Appalachian Trail Move to another country Get a new degree Pay off your house and put together good bankroll for retirement Live another forty years Get a dog or a cat and not worry about what will happen to it if you die before it does There ya go! Stop thinking old. You’re not there until you act like you are.
While a student nurse of 19, an old claw of a hand gripped my arm and 80 yo voice croaked. 'Remember in the moment when they wake before they move, every old person is 27' Now 43 yrs later, living with a neuromuscular disease that has completely changed how my body works and how I live... I cherish that time when I wake before I move
Sometimes, the crankiness is entertainment for us. I used to say I'd never be the angry old fart...... but the other night I yelled at a bunch of kids to get off my lawn and went back in the house and laughed about it for a good half hour. Putting that shocked look on those kids faces was the funniest shit ever. Old age is so much fun.
My in-laws hoarded moldy Christmas decorations, diesel-soaked stacks of 25-lb. bags of sugar, blasting caps, rifles and handguns, bullets, gunpowder, shell casings, flour from the 1800's with dead weevils, urine-soaked dog beds, cat hair covered blankets, brown-stained underwear, jeans, and muumuus (from all the years of claiming laundry should only be done once every 6 months and baths/showers should only be taken once every year or two), and leaky car batteries. They smelled like a combination of urine, feces, rotten cantaloupe, and spoiled milk. They were both cranky, but now one is cranky and the other is dead. On the other hand, my grandparents smelled like fresh beets, cornfields, and strawberries. In our family, we always blamed our grandparents wrinkles on the fact that they were nearly always happy and smiling - in part because they ate such a good diet (hence the smell they had), and in part because us younger members of the family enjoyed visiting more often, which in turn was because my grandparents were pleasant to be around and because they always made dinner out of whatever we picked from the garden. I'm not saying anyone should be vegan, or even that my grandparents were vegan. They did, however, avoid TV dinners, candy, chips, excessive sugar, excessive salt, excessive grease, and cheap, fatty cuts of meat. They stuck to lean meats with the fat trimmed and fresh-picked veggies and fruits. It really is all about those early life choices. If you feel the need to hoard, hoard useful things and things that smell good, especially plants.
Well, @@versatyle253, Lib/Dem/Progs want segregated dorms and segregated graduation ceremonies, so I guess there was something great about it. Don't ask me what, b/c I'm a Republican - the party that fought and bled to end slavery in America.
Versa Tyle: the term "great" means "very large" as well as "really super" and even "super" can mean "very large." it doesn't necessarily mean "good" at all.
To tell you the truth as a young person I never thought I would be laughing so hard at getting roasted and educated at the same time LOL. Still I'm very grateful for this video so thanks a lot cheers.
I'll be 70 in a few months. Sounds old right now, until I turn that age. Then 80 will sound old. But as long as I can enjoy projects in and out of the home, laugh, move, study, read, enjoy folks, aging can be quite enjoyable!
HELLA right on, Karen. I'm 64 and I remember thinking turning 40, then 50, and then 60 would be something other than the normal changes. I like this guy and his well-delivered wit.
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Really? First of all, you never, ever put the words "older person" & "forever" in the same sentence! Because it is redundant & silly. Like the email I recently got for "Burial Funds" {insurance crap} & "Cheap Dental Implants"...um...because??? Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic is silly? Chronologically I am "only" 57 but I feel like I'm 97 & have now outlived both my father {dead at 45} & older brother {dead at 55} so Whoopie! Back to your OP of learning new skills. I can honestly say that after my keyboard took a royal shit on me a few months ago, I am now fluent in Emoji!! 🤣🤘🔥 Oh look, Rob Zombie just dropped a new video! Gotta run! ✌💨
When you notice all the same crap going on as the elderly do, you don't have to be old to get a little cranky. Agreed, fuck both time and gravity, too. Time only makes you grow older and gravity only kills you quicker.
The anger part is absolutely true lol,i'm 44 now and the older i get the less i give AF about other people's opinions or even their company and it feels great not being obsessed about other people's oppinions about me or if they like me 😂
Carina Van Staden, Yeah, I remember before I finally decided to graduate from that people pleasing/fit in with everyone else place in my life. It was very freeing. And I did the same thing after turning 50. Sometimes, it can lead to feeling lonely, but mostly it feels good. And I’m proud of myself for saying it like it is, man. I don’t, so much, see that as anger. For me, its a new way to take care of myself. Its almost like standing up for myself for the first time,...ever. I’ve stood up for me, before. Especially in my early 20s. It was good for me, then. And its gotten better, since. I’ve always been kind of a Loner. Bothers me some. A lot, sometimes. But, at almost 60 years old, and with all that’s going on in the World politically, and the Climate Crisis (or Emergency) already here,...Who TH knows?? Its not so bad getting older, C. But finding a safe place to be, might be quite difficult once you get there. Good luck 🍀, Carina.
The irony is that I never cared about anyone's opinion of me but my own, and I'm almost 28. I don't think it's normal for a high school student to not give a damn about what anyone thinks of her. Then again, I was always the rarity who never follows trends. I end up getting into something that's currently popular just as the popularity is starting to fade away. Webkinz is a good example of something that stopped being popular just as I started collecting them.
Carina wanted to ask you. Social media has been toxic and it’s expedited the process to me not giving AF about superficial feelings or what’s the new in. Thoughts on this?
You forgot about one of the most known stereotypes from old people. They say whatever comes into their minds regardless of what anyone may think of them. Because old people finally realised that "keeping appearences" is a fu@%$in waste of their precious time left. And THAT is the fu@#%en reason why, from now on, this is my favorite UA-cam channel.
Thomas AND Browning? This comment section is taking a great literary turn. And if you don't know who THEY are, well, OK illiterate Millenial - read a book!
Jack, this was perfect. Getting older is a blessing but….the thing I love most is stating exactly what is on your mind at any given moment and watching the faces of the shocked people that hear you. We’ve lived long enough to know a lot of Ish, had a lot of experiences and have earned the right to say and do EXACTLY what we want, the rest be damned.🤣🤣🤣
I'm 66. No, it's not. I don't find experiencing my mortal disintegration a privilege at all. I can tell you youngsters that you find out what you really like and do it as often as you can while you can. That's the true privilege. Because time will eventually take it all away.
Agent Orange no they don’t it’s boring as fuck UNLESS if it’s war stories now those stories are really damn interesting and fun to learn about and hear. And damn it i just admitted that their stories are the best BUT it depends tho tbh.
The older generations actually left their houses and DID things. They went out and created stories to tell. Television slowly deteriorated the art of story telling though. People want to see the story, as opposed to hearing the story, and envisioning the action in their minds.
@@truckertriesfarming9792 TV has been there. It's a pretty old concept. And before it was invented people went to theaters and operas. I think the technology we have today is just a result of our human nature to seek entertainment and relieve boredom. I don't think it's worse now I think we found a way to do it better
The part about being in fight mode reminds me of a story a teacher told me of when he was younger and almost got into a fight with an old man and the old man warned him something along the lines of. "Just remembered I'm old , I have nothing to lose and don't care so you may beat me, may even kill me. But I'll be sure you never forget this fight because I will take somthing from you. Might be an eyeball , might be a testicle but I will take somthing"
You may win but I am going to the hospital. You see, I am a senior citizen and there are special penalties for hurting senior citizens. So you will be going to jail where there is a big man that needs a date tonight. Still want to fight?
According to this video I must be mostly an old person, I miss everything about my Grandma, Grandfathers, Gramma & my Grams....I wouldn’t have wanted to change a single thing about all the time I was lucky enough to spend with them. Older people are treasures that should be pampered & given all the love one can as they have more wisdom in their pinky than most young people have. I really miss the classy, intelligent people who loved me so much that you would think that life would come screeching to a halt without me, only selfish jerks feel this way!!!
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Getting old means I have accumulated some useful experience, knowledge and wisdom, which is the whole point of living a long time. My most important message to young people is: "It really pays off in the long run, if whenever possible, you try not to be an arsehole".
thanks... good advice, really... we all like to think its our right to be an arsehole to everyone and i try not to be one anymore... it is difficult cause modern people praise that...
Meat, shmeat. When I die, I'm going to find the ancestor who gifted me with this damned arthritis, and I'm going to kick his ass all over the afterlife for it.
I have a true story about Art Linkletter. I worked in a large business park in San Ramon, California. 7000 employees worked in this sleek huge building owned by AT&T. One day this limo pulls up at the front entrance and Art Linkletter steps out. He stomps into the building and DEMANDS to see top management and to be given a tour of the facility. I can only assume that he invested in AT&T Stock and thought he owned the place. Well, this was a building for worker ants, not the King or Queen. All the top brass were in a highrise in downtown San Francisco, not out in the sticks with us. So the receptionist didn't have a clue who to reach. Art became very impatient and began yelling at the poor entrance level (a pun?) receptionist. A middle management guy passing by from the cafeteria intervened and said he would take Art on a tour, but Art was in full fury. No middle management guy was good enough for the great Art Linkletter! He stomped out of the building in a rage and drove away, promising to call the CEO of AT&T and make heads roll. So much for nice guy Art Linkletter. One thing not mentioned in this video is that a sadly large number of older people get dementia. I think Art's absurd actions could be related to this.
@@ArizonaWillful Yes, we had a neighbor who came down with that in his 70's. bought a new Cadillac & drove it to the nearby US Army Weapons Arsenal base, demanding to be let in. Could have easily gotten shot, but the MP Captain recognized the condition & called local paramedics.
@@ArizonaWillful On a serious note: 50% of all people over age 85 have dementia. For more information, there are a lot of channels about dementia on UA-cam.
My grandma has always smelled really good. She smells like the detergent that she washes her and my grandpas clothes in. And as a kid I always remember her smelling like night cream because after a bath she puts it on. Hugging her is nice because her house coats are soft and she always smells clean, like soap. Idk there’s something about smelling clean without putting perfume on. I hate perfume (as a 21 yo female millennial). It’s too strong to me. And my grandpa always smells like aftershave which smells good but kinda strong. Her house is neat as a pin and she keeps it so clean you can literally eat off the floors. She won’t dust with something like a swiffer but uses soap and water and the same goes for windex, she washes her windows and blinds with soap and water. She also takes her curtains down several times a year and washes and irons them. She irons every piece of clothing she or my grandpa wear. She also changes their bed sheets (which are also ironed) more than once a week and they always smell sooooo good. She vacuums and mops daily as well as dusts. There’s never a dish in her sink and she’s always always always cooking something. She 76 and was born on 9-11-1941 which was almost exactly 3 months before the US got dragged into WWII. She’s definitely a 60’s typical housewife. Talking about what my grandpa does (at 83! Yes 83!) would take forever because he still gardens, trims shrubs, mows the yard, shovels snow etc etc etc etc etc. He has a brother who is 93 (they are two of eight kids). Anyways my grandparents aren’t typical “old people” and I love them so much.
Treasure every moment as much as you can. They won't alway be there for you when you need them. Be family oriented. At least, sit down with your Grandma and/or GrandDad for supper. GOD bless yall.
Let them know daily how much you love them because they won't be here for long. See them as often as possible, and if you can't see them give them a call. You have no idea how important that will be to you after they pass on. Create wonderful memories while you can and love and laugh as much as possible.
I freaking love elderly people. My grandpa fought the veitnam war and he has so many stories to tell, that I can just listen for hours. None of us understand the struggles these people have gone through in their life so it’s best to just respect your elders, after all you wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for them, literally. Not to mention my grandma was in the height of African American discrimination, she marched with Martin Luther king to make a stand against racial discrimination. Old people have the most majestic and awe inspiring stories to tell, all because they were brave enough to take part in things like racial rights movements or wars. This shows that we also need to take a stand on things like war, racism and fighting climate change and the extinction of earths beloved species. If you guys don’t like hearing how terrible our generation is than we should start taking a stand too.
I live in Florida. One of the southern states where equal rights for all goes to DIE. Even history is being rewritten. If this continues our future generations will think that the SOUTH won the civil war.
I work in a nursing home. I appreciate the insight. That said, some old people are just sh*theads. They were sh*theads when they were 15, when they were 30 and 55, and they'll be sh*theads till the day the embalmer comes for them with that long, zip-up gurney. Thankfully, not all are like that. There are a few dear old souls that were amazing. I remember one lady who smiled even on her death bed. I want to be like her when I'm old!
Qujanaq ( kalaallisut Greenlandic for thank you) some old people are cool AF, just like some Young people are cool AF. And when I was a kid is eat hard candy enven tho it hurt my teeth..it was better then dumpster food...lol
@@bhaj4588 Except that with age comes "wisdom". By "wisdom" I mean the notion that simply having been alive longer means you know everything and everyone else is wrong. So people who were already shitheads in their youth become even more obnoxious as they age.
When I was 18 I thought everyone would get old but me. I would stay young forever. Now I am a physical Trainwreck but my mind is still young. Old age sucks!!!
@@licksnkicks1166 Depends on your health and energy levels. I am almost 72 years old which by today's standards is not very old but 4 years ago I came down with an autoimmune disease and since then I never feel well and my energy level is about zero. Everything is an effort. May the Lord protect you from such a problem.
licks n kicks Haha. Probably 60 or so. Some people look great and act great then, but boy, some look and act like they’re 80+! True! 😁. Now, all of your life experiences contribute to that I suppose, not to mention how well your health holds up. AND, all the bad habits you could get away with in youth. i.e. smoking, drinking, drugs, wild sex, not sleeping or eating well! Although I know so many did everything ‘right’, drop dead anyway, or got in a car crash and died, and/or a hundred other things happen! SO, what can be said? Well, pick a life style and live it. You don’t know what’s around the corner, age won’t matter. So, whatever you think is ‘old’ you will probably act like it!! 😆😆😆
I've noticed many changes as i've aged. At 19 i watched Home Alone and thought it was a funny festive film. Now, at 48, i'm wondering how such a dysfunctional family could afford a house the size of Rhode Island on an estate the size of Alabama 🤔
When I was a kid my mom would always ask what the McAllister's "do" (job wise) to be able to afford a trip to Paris on Christmas for such a huge family 🤣 and I still don't know the answer.
Honestly, this didn't feel like a roast to me. I'm almost 28, but I physically feel old because of my joints cracking nearly all the time and because I love hard candy.
Two Roger/Jack videos in a week? +Cracked, you're spoiling me. I don't even care that it's a promoted video. I love old people. Way more than young people. But seriously, what is this bloke's name? He's FABULOUS.
Neil: Met a woman in her 80s once who had no wrinkles on her face. Her neck was wrinkled but not her face. I asked her what face cream she used. She said Vaseline.
Like when you meet someone who is your age or even younger than you by a few years(but you don't know it yet) and you think wow this person looks old... Only to find out they are thinking the same thing about you.
I’ve heard that some of that smell is due to that fact that many prescription medications contain chemicals that smell already and are then excreted through the pores of the skin. Seems like that would make sense since the famed old people smell to me is very similar to hospital smell which is ‘medication central’.
@BERSERK Red Door was my mother signature scent, but for me it's White Musk Fantasy. However, there have been times when my grandmother put too much perfume on whenever we went grocery shopping or something. She died on June 6, 2016, just 19 days before her 78th birthday. Before my grandmother died, I never realized how close I was to her compared to how close I was to my mother. I barely cried when my mother died, but when my grandmother died, I almost couldn't stop crying.
@Happy Dogg Contrary to harmful stereotypes of older people, age-related changes in body odor likely have nothing to do with personal hygiene. Instead, experts think it’s the result of odor compounds and bacteria interacting on the skin. The major odor compound at play is called 2-nonenal. When certain chemicals break down in the body with age, 2-nonenal is one of the byproducts. The breakdown of omega-7 unsaturated fatty acids may be the biggest source of 2-nonenal. Experts have only detected 2-nonenal in people over the age of 40. Levels appear to only increase with age. While environmental and lifestyle factors can also influence body odor, 2-noneal appears to be responsible for the distinct, slightly musty odor associated with older people. Keep in mind that experts are still trying to fully understand how body odor changes with age. While 2-noneal seems like a probable cause, there’s still a chance it doesn’t play much of a role. Instead, it may just be the result of interactions between skin gland secretions and bacteria living on your skin. The type of bacteria that live on your skin are different in various life stages. Likewise, the chemicals and compounds in your body can change with time, too.
My grandma did the hoarding thing; every closet and drawer in her house was filled to the brim with all sort of things; old letters, newspapers, clothing, broken stuff, just everything you could think of. Even now, a lot of the stuff she collected over her life is still crowding the house, though now it's topped with our junk as well.
She probably feels like I do. I worried about getting everything sorted and thrown away. Now at 79 ....... Ok when I die I pity the poor person I leave my house to, they have to sort and clean all this crap and take it to the dump.
His name is whatever the hell he wants it to be. Can't take it? Then fight him for it. ... ... Okay, who's taking bets? I'm putting my bucks on the old guy... lol
If his video is about something where money transactions can occur, he is Roger Horton. If not, he is whoever the f*** he wants to be, except Roger Horton.
This is without a doubt one of the funniest, and yet one of the truest, videos I have ever seen. Yes, I was alive during the Great Depression and WWII Seems like it was only yesterday. And, you are right. I do not give a damn about what is going on today.
TravellingStoryteller Aw yea! My grandad used to always give me Werthers, and my dad used to buy the fruity travel sweets that came in a round tin. Mmmm!
They need to do one on middle age. That's the miserable half way point where you are forced to accept or condemn your past and give it one last shot while it's still possible if it's still possible. And right about then half of your friends start dying and if you aren't one of them you can then begin worrying about gradually dealing with the horrible shit mentioned in this video.
Damn straight, it's the tipping point from weddings to funerals, everyone around me is dropping lies flies, gone are the days when you chat to your mates about a hot bird you wouldn't mind banging, it all about hospital procedures and rheumatoid arthritis and statins, feel too old for the sports car I bought 7 years go.
@@designer-garb572 😎 Sir, You obviously don't live in L.A.❗ Growing up there I just assumed that all those (50+) guys driving around in fancy sports cars had worked hard & lived long enough to be able to afford to have them. So, I guess my point is: Get out there & enjoy your sports car dammit ❗🥀 👍 🗿 (S.F.)
@Patrick Jenkins, you are right Sir I don't live in LA, I grew up in London and I do drive my sports car everyday and it has not lost it's magic, all I was saying is that the friends that did not look after themselves are no longer here, unlike my friends I had a healthy lifestyle my entire life, good diet, no alcohol, no meat, played squash twice a week for 30 years and still work on construction sites and just as fit as I was 35 years ago, but thank you for your encouragement :)
"I grew angry everytime my grandmother and aunts came up to me at every wedding I attended and told me, 'You're next!' They finally stopped doing that when I started telling them the same thing at funerals."
marsha woods my girlfriend is in massive pain daily and doesn't yell at the restaurant hostess because she has to wait 5 minutes for a table. Maybe it's a personal flaw instead.
@@Candorsmayhem Yeah he didn't really refute the fact that they were cranky he just refuted that part of the reason that they were cranky is because they are scared.
I'm only in my late twenties, but even back in daycare I knew that I'd become a senior citizen someday. I didn't care back then, and I don't care now because I know that it's part of the circle of life.
yeah, getting old is pretty sweet up until when everything that still works, hurts. Which is why we all need to band together, both republican and democrat, and legalize that weed.
Heck, I'm 67 and still surprised to be drawing a breath. I like being around young people. They're energetic, still fascinated with the world and full of hope for the future. I still try to impart knowledge to them and some actually listen. And those who don't, well they are just like me when I was the same age. So no big deal there. For the young people who think they will live forever I have a eye opener for you. You won't. I saw enough death early on to learn that. Hopefully you won't have your best friend die in your arms while you try to hold his intestines inside him...no one needs that sort of experience. Peace to you youngsters.
Nah, not really. Time speeds up exponentially. It's like living in a stroboscope: a sequence of snapshots passing by in a flicker, faster and faster...
I was told the reason old people have that smell is in part because it's harder for them to clean themselves because of all the folds and wrinkles and because their organs are slowly shutting down, it's similar to why many obese people have a similar smell
And old man is referred to a social worker because he has been having "relationship problems" with his friends and neighbors. After an interview as to his living conditions and good personality traits, the social worker tries to get the old man to become aware of his problem behaviors: Social Worker: "Well Mr. Jones, what would you say is your worst personal trait?" Old Man: "I always say what's on my mind. I am too honest." Social Worker: "I don't think honesty is a bad trait." Old Man: "I don't give a fuck what you think."
This is funny. To bad we can't do away with political correctness and say what we think. Actually at 81 I am giving this a shot. So far I have lost about ten friends. Now that is also funny.
That's why my boss has lived so long... he steals people's time with his stories he tell every damn day, twice a day, and sometimes he'll go in loops in one sitting.
that saying has always annoyed me. I live under the laws and policies of the old, I deal with the world the old have given me, Without the young the old wouldn't have been given a chance to get old in the first place. I can say what I'm going to say cause I will be old someday. Old people are a freeloading plague. Yes its true that without generations prior and the work they did I couldn't live nor could I live in prosperity. Also a handful of elderly have done enough work in their lives to finish their live with society in their dept. This being said one cant deny the strain the elderly as I will be put on society. Technically speaking if people died at 50 then the quality of life of everyone else would rise. P.S. I'm not saying this is a moral view point its just a technical philosophy, I don't condone such plans to make it reality and I value 99.99999% of human lives. I am merely making an argument that youth being in the young is the best thing for old people.
Actually that 'old people scent' is because of the old person's immune system being compromised, when you meet someone you 'smell' their immune system, you want to find someone with a different strong immune system to make healthy babies with, old peoples immune systems are weakened creating that unmistakable scent, be immune compromised for long enough and you will smell like an old person at pretty much any age. I'm David by the way.
And even if you're not a hoarder, there's this: "As our skin matures, its natural antioxidant protection declines. This decline results in greater oxidation of lipid acid. When lipid acid is oxidized, the chemical compound nonenal is produced, giving off the 'old people smell' that many of us are familiar with."
It's true. They are good stuff. I remember a time when they came in sticks. Now it's just little cubes. Still though, same Jolly Rancher taste, so yeah.
“....when things were better. Probably because you weren’t here.” LOL
Things seemed better because they didn't care probably
That might be actually true. Imagine not having to live in a world with 7 fucking billion people
We had polio and we liked it.
when things were better you were the annoying crazy youth of the time lol
Which is certainly, not probably false. Many problems we suffer nowadays started in his era, so it's more like their fault.
Actually I think the biggest source of crankiness is straight-up pain and physical limitatuons.
Yes!
It is. That is how my father feels right now in his old age.
Or someone in or at the beginning of dementia.
He said that in the video.
Ditto.
At my age, 68, getting lucky means I remember WHY I walked into the kitchen. 😁
Go to the bathroom,can't remember why you went in there, so since you're already there, use it. Wash your hands and brush your teeth. THeRE,you have covered everything,til the next time. Lol, life is GREAT
@Heny W
I know, right!? There are those days though.
Lol
JC Alpha me too
The youth already has problems with remembering why we came to the kitchen haha
Inside every old man is a young man wondering "what the hell happened?"
The shock is real.
I think inside me is an old man saying "I just want peace and quiet, and some privacy"
If I woke up in bed with an old man, id be wondering the same thing. Sorry, couldnt resist.
Truer words were never spoke. What the hell DID happen, anyway?
@@potato1341 i hear you, I hear you...
Grey pride! We're old, we're tired, get off our lawn!!
Bahaha
YES !
I"m 61 and I'm nothing like this guy. Maybe in 20 years or so.
keeranimal8 Yer darn tootin’, little missie!
We're old youngster, Get Over It!!!!
I love that old man damnit.
He is only annoying because he is right.
Jack moreno agreed
Ok. Please elaborate instead of just saying "not accurate".
***** IKR, it pisses me off when people say stuff like that
What does he get wrong. (citation please)
Roger stop telling people your name is Jack Hunter. You're Roger Horton damnit.
Horton is best
Haha yes
Roger Horton is his role name...he really is Jack Hunter, the actor. And he is soooo good!
The Trump News Network right 😂😂🙅🏾♂️
Seems the dementia is getting the best of him already lol
I'm so old, I can remember the Cuban Missile Crisis. I'm so old, I can remember when gas was 35 cents per gallon. I'm so old I can remember if you wanted to call more than 100 miles you had to get the long distance operator. I'm so old, I can remember....uh....what were we talking about again?
We must have been discussing the weather or problems pooping. That's all us old people talk about :)
I remember all that and then some
I remember when gas was .289. And if we were good at the grocery store my mother gave us a penny for the gum machine. No good, no gum.
You can remember when gas was 35 cents a gallon? You must be a few years younger than I am. Around 1960, it was 24 cents a gallon.
I remember Kennedy's assassination. And the funeral. And Oswald's assassination.
😂🤣 I'm 64 now and this is hysterical. I remember when l thought being 30 was old
Marie D. That's so awesome you remember that!
I remember being 15 thinking how 30 is old... Now im almost 30... Idk.. I know im not.. But I one day will be... Im thankful for older people though for sure... Ive learned a lot from the people who were here before me. And when Im old... Ill still remember the old ways that I was taught from older people like you...
Some old people... Tho they look old... Are young inside.... And you can literally almost picture the clock rewinding and seeing them young again
@@jesus-is-rad9684 that is so sweet and l am a young 64. Everyone think's I'm younger. You can learn so much from your elders l know that I did when I was young. You're a smart kid 🤗
@@ginaf2103 thank you!😊 so tell me 3 important things you've learned thus far..
30 is old!!
@@pollymuyt Polly is an old persons name.......
This is a truly wonderful video. Young people have no idea how things they take for granted will disappear: smooth skin, shiny hair, endless energy, deep sleep, sharp eyesight etc. thanks Granpa Jack! Make more of these important videos!
That's not entirely true. I'm 22 and I think about that happening to me all the time. My grandpa had Alzheimer's and I panic whenever I forget some ones name.
I don't take it for granted, but I do relish in every one of those things as I persecute the fogeys for not having any of it.
@@beausheffield1895Sorry to hear about your GPA. We used to make jokes about Alzheimer's back in the day but now we know it's no joke. We still joke about Old Timer's though. I never was good at names, myself, for as long as I can remember. Well, I mean... ,Take good care of your brain, eat right, sleep well, and maybe you'll beat the odds. Live healthy! And don't forget to pray! It doesn't sound scientific but there's evidence that it helps. Just not necessarily how you hoped.
Don't go out in the sun and your skin will not age like crap.
@@zuzanazuscinova5209 Maybe. There's a lot of other things that can cause your skin to get weird. All of your organs affect each other. When one goes bad, they all start going bad. Your skin is one of those organs, so it could be your heart, lungs, kidney, or liver that starts taking you down.
"You're smelling the Depression, the real one..." 🤣🤣🤣
Well, I'm sure that's an exaggeration. Body chemistry changes as we get older, and we need to find soaps and deodorants to accommodate this change.
Nobody alive today lived in the Depression.
Those in their 90s were kids. Those in the 100s were teen agers. Give or take a little.
@@dustinolvey8877 You're kidding me with that comment, right? The "Great Depression" as they called it began in 1929. My mother was born in 1920, so she was 9 years old when the depression began. She is 98 years old now. However, a person born between 1929 and 1938 (when economists say the depression ended) would be between 80 to 89 years old now. They were alive during the depression, and they are in their 80's now. Yes, people in their 80's are still alive. Maybe do a little math before you post? Just sayin'.
@@dustinolvey8877 just because you don't know someone in there 90s doesn't mean they don't exist
I'm a cranky old guy,and I approve this message
I recently came to the realization that we old farts are cranky simply because we've been dealing with non-stop crap for so long that we just can't take it any more
My thoughts exactly!
Yeah I'm on that road trip too
I think you guys have every right to be cranky. I couldn’t stand being treated like I can’t do anything for myself like you guys are. And also falling under the assumption that old people are just mad for no reason.
you put up with the BS this world throws at you for 60-70 + years and see how pissed off you are
especially young people who act like we acted when we were their age and we realize what dumb shits we really were until we started into our 30's.
I'm 17 and loved this. . . definitely will be more understanding of old people now
I'm almost 28, but I've understood the elderly for as long as I can remember.
@@nerinablais6623 Well isn't that just special!
@@virginagobetz4756 why do I feel like you're being sarcastic?
Meh... Easy come easy go...
Young = you can't drive, can't drink, no one takes you seriously, you're dumb, you have no money, finding a job is harder...
Old = body falling apart, bored and tired of a lot of stuff, life getting more complex...
Young = better looking, have more energy, got a future to look forward to and shape...
Old = Smarter, more respected, more freedom...
A lot of what I said has exceptions... For example some 60 year olds are hot as hell some how still. While some 20 year olds could have eaten less cake lol.
Take the good with the bad lol.
@@nerinablais6623 Ya think?
Life begins at 70....I'm 75 and so far so good. I care a little less about how my hair looks and more about how I feel, a little less about what others think of me and more about what I think of myself, and although I have been blessed with good genes and have no illness nor pains, I regret that I still have sooooo much yet to learn and less time to learn it.
I love your spirit!
But you’re gonna die in 20 years
@@mimireuser5383 🥀 Sweetheart it's NEVER a good idea too simply try and "predict" when someone else is going to die. It's unwise on several levels. Hopefully you'll be around LONG ENOUGH to understand that one day. (S.F.)
People tell themselves whatever they want to hear to make themselves feel better, even if it isn't true...Life begins when you're born, and ends when your 27...then you just cling on...
MastaSmack Yeah if you trash yourself with drugs and alcohol thats the prognosis. Good thing that exercise, healthy diet, active mind and a tiny bit of luck with genetics can keep you going for.. well my grandparents are more alive right now than I suspect you to be.
Aging is all the rage man!
Everyone is doing it
Riverflyswatter S lol
I actually googled this comment to see what I'd find. No memes, no cutsie wall decor, no t-shirts... You need to market this phrase!
@@TheYankeeBuckeye absolute genius
Yeah, literally everyone is doing it
Even food and plants! lol
Except for unvaxxinated kids
I'm 75 and still happy. My kids are finally growing up (sort of, they are in their 40's) and realize ol' Dad was right all along. That's the best part, knowing all your advice along the way wasn't wasted.
I loved reading your message. It makes me think about my father. Unfortunately he passed away about a year ago, I miss him so much these days. I realize more and more every day how much I am like him, not just looks, he gave such good advice I use every day, the last two years of his life I would visit him two or three times a week. I would bring him food (I'm a chef so fresh lasagna, fried chicken, soup from scratch, pineapple upside down cake, German chocolate cake etc.)I would also bring him smokes and a couple beers . I loved just talking to him. He was one of my favorite people and I told him that when I was about to leave along with I love you. I was such a daddies girl. I feel blessed to have had those last two years of memories with him.Im in my forties by the way. Have a wonderful weekend and new year.
When I was young... we used to say "don't trust anyone over 30" Now that I'm older it's, "don't trust anyone at all".
Sweetness and Light, I remember that saying! I think it was used more by my older Sister’s age group and by those lucky ppl who got to be at Woodstock (the original), than it was for me and my peers. I think my Sister was the first person to ever tell me that. 🥰 “Don’t ever trust anybody over 30!” May have been around the time of tanned women/girls wearing white lipstick. An ex of mine, 13 years older, was actually lucky enough to be in SF, CA, in the Haight/Ashbury, during the Summer of Love. The time of the Flower 🌺 Children.
As a little one, an adult once asked me the usual question. What do ya wanna be when, etc, etc. You know the drill. My answer, without any hesitation at all, “A Hippy.” Lol 😂!! I must’ve been such a joy to my folks.
Lol
I trust people that over 30, but not those that are 50. Old people need to stop being so cranky over disobedience that is subjective.
I've always thought to myself, "Don't trust anyone at all." To be honest, I have no idea if that's just my anxiety talking or because I was raised by an alcoholic mother who made it difficult for me to trust people in general. I respect people until they start disrespecting me, but I still have trust issues, and I'm almost 28.
@@sephangelo4603 jokes on you my dad's 52 and the best person I've ever met. He's got 7 kids (6 being under 10) best dad ever 😊
This guy ROCKS!!! I can't stop laughing at his Sarcasm in all his videos!😂😂😂
right???
@@CheatPotionMaker a true legend
I like when he says, wrong again.
I'm 66 and I look at the bright sides of getting old, No need for Weather forecast: it's all in our bones and joint , No need to eat so often: we're still digesting breakfast. No need to clean up the mailbox of junk mail: they don't offer us anything anymore. Who needs a clock ? not me. Can't sleep ? so what, no time to lose. My house and car are paid for. Thank god for dentistry , I still have all my teeth holding precariously. Taste buds are fading away ? well, there's IPA beer with a lot of Hops. Can't remember something ? so what, no babies to forget in a hot car. Your young neighbours got 2 babies in a row and are happy about it ? you just smile thinking about what's coming up later on. Be happy ! getting old is not that bad.
Magnus Sirius: Thank you for making me laugh at what you wrote. True, so true.
Almost 69.
This fills me with hope. I feel like I've become acutely aware of the years ticking by as I become 36 in the next month.
I can't wait to retire and your comment just makes me want it that much more
This delights me, I’m glad such positivity still exists with some people😊
As someone quickly becoming old (I'm 54) I realize there are so many more reasons old people are "cranky." Chronic pain, frustration, inability to do basic tasks easily, fear, having knowledge no one will listen too, knowing life is all downhill from here, people treating you like an imbecile or child - patronizing you, all the friends in your age group suffering and complaining or dying - the list goes on and on.
I'd love to be 54 again, I was still full of hope, yes things changed, hearing sight, mobility, but 70 feels so much older than 50. I do miss it.
It's not the number, it's thinking old that's deadly
Boy. Are you wrong!
You’re still young enough to:
Start a new career
Fall in love
Walk the Appalachian Trail
Move to another country
Get a new degree
Pay off your house and put together good bankroll for retirement
Live another forty years
Get a dog or a cat and not worry about what will happen to it if you die before it does
There ya go!
Stop thinking old. You’re not there until you act like you are.
QHBPMGAD womens dibetic shoes are good choice for old people ! soft and comfortable professional shoes!
"Most likely because you weren't here yet."
Hahahahaha!
:)
While a student nurse of 19, an old claw of a hand gripped my arm and 80 yo voice croaked. 'Remember in the moment when they wake before they move, every old person is 27' Now 43 yrs later, living with a neuromuscular disease that has completely changed how my body works and how I live... I cherish that time when I wake before I move
Wow. Words of wisdom. One forgets until we look in the mirror.
Seems like the longer I live, the older I get. Does anyone else have this problem?
Yes and "the older I get,the better I was" also fits???
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
YES
Lynn Baker everyone does
The older I get, the faster I get older. "Over the hill" really means "accelerating down the other side!"
Sometimes, the crankiness is entertainment for us. I used to say I'd never be the angry old fart...... but the other night I yelled at a bunch of kids to get off my lawn and went back in the house and laughed about it for a good half hour. Putting that shocked look on those kids faces was the funniest shit ever. Old age is so much fun.
😂😂😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
You win my punk rock points of the day!!!
Do you drive a Gran Torino?😂
You weren't holding a Garand while you were yelling at them, were you?
@@Old_Sailor85 I was holding a beer. We live in Texas. It seemed a fitting choice for the character I was pretending to be. LOL
Love the comment about smell. My grandmother hoarded plants, and I always thought she smelled nice. Which she did, she always smelled like a garden.
good idea; saving that one for the future... Garden Scent or is it Garden SENT... LOL!
That's so sweet. :)
What a lovely memory of your grandmother!
My in-laws hoarded moldy Christmas decorations, diesel-soaked stacks of 25-lb. bags of sugar, blasting caps, rifles and handguns, bullets, gunpowder, shell casings, flour from the 1800's with dead weevils, urine-soaked dog beds, cat hair covered blankets, brown-stained underwear, jeans, and muumuus (from all the years of claiming laundry should only be done once every 6 months and baths/showers should only be taken once every year or two), and leaky car batteries. They smelled like a combination of urine, feces, rotten cantaloupe, and spoiled milk. They were both cranky, but now one is cranky and the other is dead.
On the other hand, my grandparents smelled like fresh beets, cornfields, and strawberries. In our family, we always blamed our grandparents wrinkles on the fact that they were nearly always happy and smiling - in part because they ate such a good diet (hence the smell they had), and in part because us younger members of the family enjoyed visiting more often, which in turn was because my grandparents were pleasant to be around and because they always made dinner out of whatever we picked from the garden.
I'm not saying anyone should be vegan, or even that my grandparents were vegan. They did, however, avoid TV dinners, candy, chips, excessive sugar, excessive salt, excessive grease, and cheap, fatty cuts of meat. They stuck to lean meats with the fat trimmed and fresh-picked veggies and fruits. It really is all about those early life choices. If you feel the need to hoard, hoard useful things and things that smell good, especially plants.
I thought your grandma smelled nice too.
The depression, the real one - the Great one! Because back in our day even the worst things were still great. 😂😂😂😂
Fuck I played it back like 5 times bro and still fuck what a good part. Nowadays, these kiddos do not know what is real depression.
Segregation was great? Dang
Well, @@versatyle253, Lib/Dem/Progs want segregated dorms and segregated graduation ceremonies, so I guess there was something great about it. Don't ask me what, b/c I'm a Republican - the party that fought and bled to end slavery in America.
Versa Tyle: the term "great" means "very large" as well as "really super" and even "super" can mean "very large." it doesn't necessarily mean "good" at all.
@@donaldbryan1521 but you're still a republican today tho?
Yikes
When my 18 yr. old Daughter calls me old, I just tell her "I take comfort in knowing that you will be here one day too"
Rub it in ✊
If she's lucky!
Savage
If she's lucky, she'll be old one day
My grandma once challenged me when i called her old, and i was like 10yo. She said if you live enough, one day you,ll be old like me. On spot.
To tell you the truth as a young person I never thought I would be laughing so hard at getting roasted and educated at the same time LOL. Still I'm very grateful for this video so thanks a lot cheers.
I'll be 70 in a few months. Sounds old right now, until I turn that age. Then 80 will sound old. But as long as I can enjoy projects in and out of the home, laugh, move, study, read, enjoy folks, aging can be quite enjoyable!
Age doesn't hold us back, we do. Keep enjoying life.
@@originalbillyspeed1 well, it does to the extent that it takes an older person forever to learn a new skill (such as learning an instrument).
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 That's just hurdles to overcome.
HELLA right on, Karen. I'm 64 and I remember thinking turning 40, then 50, and then 60 would be something other than the normal changes. I like this guy and his well-delivered wit.
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Really? First of all, you never, ever put the words "older person" & "forever" in the same sentence! Because it is redundant & silly. Like the email I recently got for "Burial Funds" {insurance crap} & "Cheap Dental Implants"...um...because??? Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic is silly?
Chronologically I am "only" 57 but I feel like I'm 97 & have now outlived both my father {dead at 45} & older brother {dead at 55} so Whoopie!
Back to your OP of learning new skills. I can honestly say that after my keyboard took a royal shit on me a few months ago, I am now fluent in Emoji!! 🤣🤘🔥 Oh look, Rob Zombie just dropped a new video! Gotta run! ✌💨
Best thing about getting older is that you don’t give a shit about almost everything.
Best thing about getting older is that you don't have to prove yourself to anyone.
@ we all start saying since the moment we were born
@ we all start dying from the moment we were born
AMEN
Now I would say ok boomer but your not saying shit about ”younger people are so much dumber“ (when younger people are actually smarter)
I'm only cranky because of two things: Time and gravity.
Not enough of the first and too much of the second.
When you notice all the same crap going on as the elderly do, you don't have to be old to get a little cranky.
Agreed, fuck both time and gravity, too. Time only makes you grow older and gravity only kills you quicker.
Maybe you should get to know them... study physics
Gravity is an asshole.
@@Laura-Yu What?
The anger part is absolutely true lol,i'm 44 now and the older i get the less i give AF about other people's opinions or even their company and it feels great not being obsessed about other people's oppinions about me or if they like me 😂
Carina Van Staden, Yeah, I remember before I finally decided to graduate from that people pleasing/fit in with everyone else place in my life. It was very freeing. And I did the same thing after turning 50. Sometimes, it can lead to feeling lonely, but mostly it feels good. And I’m proud of myself for saying it like it is, man.
I don’t, so much, see that as anger. For me, its a new way to take care of myself. Its almost like standing up for myself for the first time,...ever. I’ve stood up for me, before. Especially in my early 20s. It was good for me, then. And its gotten better, since.
I’ve always been kind of a Loner. Bothers me some. A lot, sometimes. But, at almost 60 years old, and with all that’s going on in the World politically, and the Climate Crisis (or Emergency) already here,...Who TH knows?? Its not so bad getting older, C. But finding a safe place to be, might be quite difficult once you get there. Good luck 🍀, Carina.
Very very true
The irony is that I never cared about anyone's opinion of me but my own, and I'm almost 28. I don't think it's normal for a high school student to not give a damn about what anyone thinks of her. Then again, I was always the rarity who never follows trends. I end up getting into something that's currently popular just as the popularity is starting to fade away. Webkinz is a good example of something that stopped being popular just as I started collecting them.
Carina Van Staden
Yep the older I get the more I realize that everything is bullshit
Carina wanted to ask you. Social media has been toxic and it’s expedited the process to me not giving AF about superficial feelings or what’s the new in. Thoughts on this?
You forgot about one of the most known stereotypes from old people. They say whatever comes into their minds regardless of what anyone may think of them. Because old people finally realised that "keeping appearences" is a fu@%$in waste of their precious time left.
And THAT is the fu@#%en reason why, from now on, this is my favorite UA-cam channel.
hmfernandes1 You're right, can't believe what a phony I was when I was younger & what paper thin values I had.
Im
I lucked out and knew my limitations oily.
I'm 27, and I'm already there.
wrong ..thats a young persons stereo type where through lack of life exp they dont know when to keep their mouths shut...nice try3
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Grow old with me for the best is yet to be.
Thomas AND Browning? This comment section is taking a great literary turn. And if you don't know who THEY are, well, OK illiterate Millenial - read a book!
but" i heard a fly buzz when i died. ahhh the insignificance of it all. ......
@@nerowolfe736 - Thank you, thank you, thank you! This comment made my cranky, old, miserable day. :-)
@@pamelaturner7927 ' ... two branches of one tree'
I love this song. Simple pure sentiment of loving someone.
Jack, this was perfect. Getting older is a blessing but….the thing I love most is stating exactly what is on your mind at any given moment and watching the faces of the shocked people that hear you. We’ve lived long enough to know a lot of Ish, had a lot of experiences and have earned the right to say and do EXACTLY what we want, the rest be damned.🤣🤣🤣
I'm old and don't agree, you should always try to treat others like you want to be treated.
So, in other words, you use your age as an excuse to be rude?
Getting old is a privilege many don't get.
You mean nightmare?
I'm 66. No, it's not. I don't find experiencing my mortal disintegration a privilege at all. I can tell you youngsters that you find out what you really like and do it as often as you can while you can. That's the true privilege. Because time will eventually take it all away.
Ha!
So true I am only a Gen Xer and a lot of my peers are dead already. Shoot and I am still young.
@@jeffa6780 Yep eyesite and hearing is the first to go along with early stages of arthritis that kills my hands and knees some days
Best Old Person On The Planet
Grrrio
I agree
Honestly, I love older generations. They have the best stories.
Agent Orange no they don’t it’s boring as fuck UNLESS if it’s war stories now those stories are really damn interesting and fun to learn about and hear. And damn it i just admitted that their stories are the best BUT it depends tho tbh.
The older generations actually left their houses and DID things. They went out and created stories to tell. Television slowly deteriorated the art of story telling though. People want to see the story, as opposed to hearing the story, and envisioning the action in their minds.
@@truckertriesfarming9792 TV has been there. It's a pretty old concept. And before it was invented people went to theaters and operas. I think the technology we have today is just a result of our human nature to seek entertainment and relieve boredom. I don't think it's worse now I think we found a way to do it better
@@gavrochethenardier957 And let us not forget the families sitting around the living room staring at their radio sets.
@@truckertriesfarming9792 True that!
The part about being in fight mode reminds me of a story a teacher told me of when he was younger and almost got into a fight with an old man and the old man warned him something along the lines of. "Just remembered I'm old , I have nothing to lose and don't care so you may beat me, may even kill me. But I'll be sure you never forget this fight because I will take somthing from you. Might be an eyeball , might be a testicle but I will take somthing"
You may win but I am going to the hospital. You see, I am a senior citizen and there are special penalties for hurting senior citizens. So you will be going to jail where there is a big man that needs a date tonight. Still want to fight?
Sounds like the old man was a "Henry Fool" fan. ua-cam.com/video/0aaW_VMMa2E/v-deo.html
i would just apologize, hug them and cry... for i know i will be like him/her...
According to this video I must be mostly an old person, I miss everything about my Grandma, Grandfathers, Gramma & my Grams....I wouldn’t have wanted to change a single thing about all the time I was lucky enough to spend with them. Older people are treasures that should be pampered & given all the love one can as they have more wisdom in their pinky than most young people have. I really miss the classy, intelligent people who loved me so much that you would think that life would come screeching to a halt without me, only selfish jerks feel this way!!!
Whew, this brought tears to my eyes....both mine and my husband's Grandparents are gone now. We would give anything to have one more day with them.
This is such a beautiful comment🤗💗💕
Someone obviously didnt come from a dysfunctional family. Toxic parents grow even more foul with age. It will be a relief when mine are dead.
Loves my Gparents too.Happy,loving memories.Still
Memory is the 2nd thing to go when you get older. I can't remember what the first thing is!!
Eyesight. presbyopia sets in at around age 40 - 50.
@@jdenino6022 /r wooooooosh
Yup
But in the best /r woosh way possible
Your dick!
This is SOOOOO dam funny. I couldn't stop laughing XD
+BanditIncorporated I still need to check out part 2 of your Revenge of the Sith video. Guess now's a good a time as ever.
Hi I commented here so one of my few fans could say something about my channel so that you could come to my Channel and subscribe so I can gain a bigger fan base from other bigger more successful channels!
Wyatt Fenlason Also cos I cant be bothered to log out and log in again with a different account
+BanditIncorporated it isn't
BanditIncorporated I guess that works :)
Getting old means I have accumulated some useful experience, knowledge and wisdom, which is the whole point of living a long time. My most important message to young people is: "It really pays off in the long run, if whenever possible, you try not to be an arsehole".
In my 40s, i find myself thinking
Damn, i wish my 20 year old could have figured that out.
If you vote republican you have no right to demand others not be assholes.
@@KantiKane politics in general. Why differentiate? Live long enough and you'll figure it out. Or not.
thanks... good advice, really... we all like to think its our right to be an arsehole to everyone and i try not to be one anymore... it is difficult cause modern people praise that...
I have developed a new religion based entirely on this philosophy. Join us!
at 64, I'm grumpy because everything hurts.
Sophie Robinson I'm 23 and at the same stage
Inflammation.
Ain't THAT the truth!
Meat, shmeat. When I die, I'm going to find the ancestor who gifted me with this damned arthritis, and I'm going to kick his ass all over the afterlife for it.
Meats fine stop eating sugar
I like this dude, he looks like a sinister Art Linkletter.
THE DARK SIDE OF THE ART! 😄😄😄
I have a true story about Art Linkletter. I worked in a large business park in San Ramon, California. 7000 employees worked in this sleek huge building owned by AT&T. One day this limo pulls up at the front entrance and Art Linkletter steps out. He stomps into the building and DEMANDS to see top management and to be given a tour of the facility. I can only assume that he invested in AT&T Stock and thought he owned the place. Well, this was a building for worker ants, not the King or Queen. All the top brass were in a highrise in downtown San Francisco, not out in the sticks with us. So the receptionist didn't have a clue who to reach. Art became very impatient and began yelling at the poor entrance level (a pun?) receptionist. A middle management guy passing by from the cafeteria intervened and said he would take Art on a tour, but Art was in full fury. No middle management guy was good enough for the great Art Linkletter! He stomped out of the building in a rage and drove away, promising to call the CEO of AT&T and make heads roll. So much for nice guy Art Linkletter. One thing not mentioned in this video is that a sadly large number of older people get dementia. I think Art's absurd actions could be related to this.
@@ArizonaWillful Yes, we had a neighbor who came down with that in his 70's. bought a new Cadillac & drove it to the nearby US Army Weapons Arsenal base, demanding to be let in. Could have easily gotten shot, but the MP Captain recognized the condition & called local paramedics.
@@ArizonaWillful On a serious note: 50% of all people over age 85 have dementia. For more information, there are a lot of channels about dementia on UA-cam.
Who? Jus' kiddin' I'm 66 and know!
My grandma has always smelled really good. She smells like the detergent that she washes her and my grandpas clothes in. And as a kid I always remember her smelling like night cream because after a bath she puts it on. Hugging her is nice because her house coats are soft and she always smells clean, like soap. Idk there’s something about smelling clean without putting perfume on. I hate perfume (as a 21 yo female millennial). It’s too strong to me. And my grandpa always smells like aftershave which smells good but kinda strong. Her house is neat as a pin and she keeps it so clean you can literally eat off the floors. She won’t dust with something like a swiffer but uses soap and water and the same goes for windex, she washes her windows and blinds with soap and water. She also takes her curtains down several times a year and washes and irons them. She irons every piece of clothing she or my grandpa wear. She also changes their bed sheets (which are also ironed) more than once a week and they always smell sooooo good. She vacuums and mops daily as well as dusts. There’s never a dish in her sink and she’s always always always cooking something. She 76 and was born on 9-11-1941 which was almost exactly 3 months before the US got dragged into WWII. She’s definitely a 60’s typical housewife. Talking about what my grandpa does (at 83! Yes 83!) would take forever because he still gardens, trims shrubs, mows the yard, shovels snow etc etc etc etc etc. He has a brother who is 93 (they are two of eight kids). Anyways my grandparents aren’t typical “old people” and I love them so much.
Treasure every moment as much as you can. They won't alway be there for you when you need them.
Be family oriented. At least, sit down with your Grandma and/or GrandDad for supper.
GOD bless yall.
I love that you appreciate them so much. My grandmother who raised me is gone now. My life will never be the same
Awww I love your grandparents god bless them 💕
Paige sounds like a grandmother's name.
Let them know daily how much you love them because they won't be here for long. See them as often as possible, and if you can't see them give them a call. You have no idea how important that will be to you after they pass on. Create wonderful memories while you can and love and laugh as much as possible.
I freaking love elderly people. My grandpa fought the veitnam war and he has so many stories to tell, that I can just listen for hours. None of us understand the struggles these people have gone through in their life so it’s best to just respect your elders, after all you wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for them, literally. Not to mention my grandma was in the height of African American discrimination, she marched with Martin Luther king to make a stand against racial discrimination. Old people have the most majestic and awe inspiring stories to tell, all because they were brave enough to take part in things like racial rights movements or wars. This shows that we also need to take a stand on things like war, racism and fighting climate change and the extinction of earths beloved species. If you guys don’t like hearing how terrible our generation is than we should start taking a stand too.
I live in Florida. One of the southern states where equal rights for all goes to DIE. Even history is being rewritten. If this continues our future generations will think that the SOUTH won the civil war.
I absolutely love this man!
+Somewon Yuno They would come back very obedient, I'd imagine.
"Your bodies not done with you yet" First line and I'm already lol'ing.
What? Wait you're not Jack you said you were Roger! All this time. You lied to me. I trusted in you Roger.
don't trust anyone over 30
Wrong again - don't trust anyone under 30. Ever.
Wrong again. Don't trust anyone. Ever.
+Brian A I guess you've been rogered.
He's Jack Roger, obviously.....
Old Lady Smell: Lavender and Moth Balls Old Man Smell: Sweat, Mildew and Old Spice.
I work in a nursing home. I appreciate the insight. That said, some old people are just sh*theads. They were sh*theads when they were 15, when they were 30 and 55, and they'll be sh*theads till the day the embalmer comes for them with that long, zip-up gurney.
Thankfully, not all are like that. There are a few dear old souls that were amazing. I remember one lady who smiled even on her death bed. I want to be like her when I'm old!
It's so true - people generally do not change!
I want to be like my Aunt Jen, who died peacefully in her sleep...not screaming at the top of my lungs like her three passengers.
Qujanaq ( kalaallisut Greenlandic for thank you) some old people are cool AF, just like some Young people are cool AF. And when I was a kid is eat hard candy enven tho it hurt my teeth..it was better then dumpster food...lol
Wow! Just like young people.
@@bhaj4588 Except that with age comes "wisdom". By "wisdom" I mean the notion that simply having been alive longer means you know everything and everyone else is wrong.
So people who were already shitheads in their youth become even more obnoxious as they age.
Remember, the alternative to getting old is dying young. Live life to the fullest and grab all the gusto you can while you’re above ground.
Above ground and vertical.
That is such a good point!
I'll take the "die young" option, thank you
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Yes. 😍 😍 😍 😅 l,m 80, and , led a life of adventure and travel, like no one, l,'ve ever heard of..,, 😍 😍 😍.
When I was 18 I thought everyone would get old but me. I would stay young forever. Now I am a physical Trainwreck but my mind is still young. Old age sucks!!!
Yep, Same Here
What do you consider old age?
@@licksnkicks1166 Depends on your health and energy levels. I am almost 72 years old which by today's standards is not very old but 4 years ago I came down with an autoimmune disease and since then I never feel well and my energy level is about zero. Everything is an effort. May the Lord protect you from such a problem.
@@tyxikosgatopoulos3094
That's sounds vebry difficult, "challenging" as they say now.
So sorry.
licks n kicks Haha. Probably 60 or so. Some people look great and act great then, but boy, some look and act like they’re 80+! True! 😁. Now, all of your life experiences contribute to that I suppose, not to mention how well your health holds up. AND, all the bad habits you could get away with in youth. i.e. smoking, drinking, drugs, wild sex, not sleeping or eating well! Although I know so many did everything ‘right’, drop dead anyway, or got in a car crash and died, and/or a hundred other things happen! SO, what can be said? Well, pick a life style and live it. You don’t know what’s around the corner, age won’t matter. So, whatever you think is ‘old’ you will probably act like it!! 😆😆😆
I've noticed many changes as i've aged. At 19 i watched Home Alone and thought it was a funny festive film. Now, at 48, i'm wondering how such a dysfunctional family could afford a house the size of Rhode Island on an estate the size of Alabama 🤔
When I was a kid my mom would always ask what the McAllister's "do" (job wise) to be able to afford a trip to Paris on Christmas for such a huge family 🤣 and I still don't know the answer.
I'm 24 and I agree 😂
In Chicago!
Whew. Never imagined id laugh my ass off while being roasted so hard
Neither did I and being educated all the while
Honestly, this didn't feel like a roast to me. I'm almost 28, but I physically feel old because of my joints cracking nearly all the time and because I love hard candy.
Haha young people bad and stupid funny jokr
Two Roger/Jack videos in a week? +Cracked, you're spoiling me. I don't even care that it's a promoted video.
I love old people. Way more than young people.
But seriously, what is this bloke's name? He's FABULOUS.
John Dwyer I should have clarified, what is the ACTOR's name.
+Maddy James Jack Hunter I think
Brian Ring www.imdb.com/name/nm0402857/ Thank you! This does, in fact, appear to be him. Cheers, Brian! You ROCK.
Thanks Maddy, you ROCK TOO!!! :D
+Maddy James
He's actually credited in "If Jewelry Commercials Were Honest": Salesman - Jack Hunter.
Worst thing for me is on the inside looking out You feel a hell of a lot younger than you look ,but yes your body betrays you
Neil: Met a woman in her 80s once who had no wrinkles on her face. Her neck was wrinkled but not her face. I asked her what face cream she used. She said Vaseline.
Like when you meet someone who is your age or even younger than you by a few years(but you don't know it yet) and you think wow this person looks old... Only to find out they are thinking the same thing about you.
Branch 4 probably genetics.
@@crusindc5282 My mom's 88 no wrinkles on her face. Always to my horror used Vaseline, a petroleum product. Her skin is nice.
It still most likely sucks more to be a cranky old man stuck in a young man's body. Go figure.
“When things were better because you weren’t here yet”
😂
I’ve heard that some of that smell is due to that fact that many prescription medications contain chemicals that smell already and are then excreted through the pores of the skin. Seems like that would make sense since the famed old people smell to me is very similar to hospital smell which is ‘medication central’.
Yes, this is true!
For me, the old person smell was my grandmother's perfume, which is a brand called Red Door.
@BERSERK I didn't know that Red Door was an Elizabeth Taylor perfume.
@BERSERK Red Door was my mother signature scent, but for me it's White Musk Fantasy. However, there have been times when my grandmother put too much perfume on whenever we went grocery shopping or something. She died on June 6, 2016, just 19 days before her 78th birthday. Before my grandmother died, I never realized how close I was to her compared to how close I was to my mother. I barely cried when my mother died, but when my grandmother died, I almost couldn't stop crying.
@Happy Dogg Contrary to harmful stereotypes of older people, age-related changes in body odor likely have nothing to do with personal hygiene. Instead, experts think it’s the result of odor compounds and bacteria interacting on the skin. The major odor compound at play is called 2-nonenal.
When certain chemicals break down in the body with age, 2-nonenal is one of the byproducts. The breakdown of omega-7 unsaturated fatty acids may be the biggest source of 2-nonenal. Experts have only detected 2-nonenal in people over the age of 40. Levels appear to only increase with age. While environmental and lifestyle factors can also influence body odor, 2-noneal appears to be responsible for the distinct, slightly musty odor associated with older people.
Keep in mind that experts are still trying to fully understand how body odor changes with age. While 2-noneal seems like a probable cause, there’s still a chance it doesn’t play much of a role. Instead, it may just be the result of interactions between skin gland secretions and bacteria living on your skin. The type of bacteria that live on your skin are different in various life stages. Likewise, the chemicals and compounds in your body can change with time, too.
I'm 18 and my favourite candy is Werther's, which I found out about through my grandparents.
TheAcePool Werthers r delicious!
ua-cam.com/video/9sUaD2r11oE/v-deo.html
Yeah, thems is good. I like to pop three in my mouth at a time. Lots of flavor that way.
Do you have progeria?
@@K9River Uh, no. Who wants to know?
"My name's f*%king Jack by the way".... hilarious...
simonjz05 I thought it was Rodger...
Glytchi Dolphin : Yes he is also Roger. I wonder if either name is his real name?
@@markzappasodi His real name is Jack Hunter.
There's the saying "don't mess with old people, the term 'life sentence' doesn't carry the weight it used to".
About the candy:
"A better time, before you were here."
Couldn't stop laughing.
Older people get dry mouth frequently. Hard candies help moisten the mouth by producing saliva.
Christina BlackFeather: Oh! Thanks for the hint!!
Your profile picture is my brand
Too much hard candy can give you *cavities.*
chet: old people tend to not have teeth so not much of an issue there
Ah! You said “moist”!
His name is jack? Plot twist this is Future Jack O'Brian
+Jamal Nuh That's impossible, that would require jack O'Brian to grow a pair
+blacklespaul01 well old Jack.. is just Cranky Jack... so he would have had some time to sprout a pair.....
HOLY SHIT
me: "Take a snickers"
Jack: "why should I, can't taste it anyway!"
me: "you become an old man when you're hungry"
My grandma did the hoarding thing; every closet and drawer in her house was filled to the brim with all sort of things; old letters, newspapers, clothing, broken stuff, just everything you could think of. Even now, a lot of the stuff she collected over her life is still crowding the house, though now it's topped with our junk as well.
Yikes
She probably feels like I do. I worried about getting everything sorted and thrown away. Now at 79 ....... Ok when
I die I pity the poor person I leave my house to, they have to sort and clean all this crap and take it to the dump.
I wish my grandpa was still alive to yell at us behind the screen door.. Get off my lawn! 😭 R. I. P Gramps
really love the way this channel uses humour as a medium for a deep message or facts.
alexbevan007 Yeah, it's called satire.
some older folks eat hard candy because the chewy stuff pulls out their dentures.
I lost a crown to Starbursts. I should have stuck to hard candy!
Well, sticking was the problem...
well idk....idon't do either they both stick to my dentures......ever seen a dog or cat trying to eat peanut butter? ther eyou go....lol
I love hard candy you now those like red wrapped candy with no name that look like butterscotch that's shits good
That's what I was thinking! Taffy gets stuck!
This is the most American video I have seen in years. I just love it.
I like that they actually tried to make this informative and not just a joke
Tried? They done made it, I ain't knew half this stuff before I watched the vid
Isn't he Roger Horton?
They keep changing this name.
His name is whatever the hell he wants it to be.
Can't take it? Then fight him for it.
...
...
Okay, who's taking bets? I'm putting my bucks on the old guy... lol
sak sezo xx
His real name is Jack Hunter.
If his video is about something where money transactions can occur, he is Roger Horton. If not, he is whoever the f*** he wants to be, except Roger Horton.
Getting old is not for wimps.
Peter Nachtwey: getting old is FOR whoever makes it.
Haha yup.
Didn't Mae West say it takes guts to get old....
MrHillfolk: maybe she did. But really, all it takes is longevity.
Dying is easy , it's living that's hard .
God bless the senior people.
This is without a doubt one of the funniest, and yet one of the truest, videos I have ever seen. Yes, I was alive during the Great Depression and WWII Seems like it was only yesterday. And, you are right. I do not give a damn about what is going on today.
What if I actually have a favorite hard candy? I love the taste of Werther's Original, those wonderfully tasty caramel hard candies.
me too!
TravellingStoryteller OMG same, my grandma seems to have a limitless supply I them XP
TravellingStoryteller
Aw yea! My grandad used to always give me Werthers, and my dad used to buy the fruity travel sweets that came in a round tin. Mmmm!
Preach!
They're my favourites too. Buttery, caramelly goodness.
"My name is Jack..."
You're funny *ROGER*
They need to do one on middle age. That's the miserable half way point where you are forced to accept or condemn your past and give it one last shot while it's still possible if it's still possible. And right about then half of your friends start dying and if you aren't one of them you can then begin worrying about gradually dealing with the horrible shit mentioned in this video.
Damn straight, it's the tipping point from weddings to funerals, everyone around me is dropping lies flies, gone are the days when you chat to your mates about a hot bird you wouldn't mind banging, it all about hospital procedures and rheumatoid arthritis and statins, feel too old for the sports car I bought 7 years go.
I remember when my friends started getting married, then they were having kids, and then divorces. Now my neighbor just dropped dead at 52. Wtf!
@@designer-garb572 😎 Sir, You obviously don't live in L.A.❗
Growing up there I just assumed that all those (50+) guys driving around in fancy sports cars had worked hard & lived long enough to be able to afford to have them. So, I guess my point is: Get out there & enjoy your sports car dammit ❗🥀 👍 🗿 (S.F.)
@Patrick Jenkins, you are right Sir I don't live in LA, I grew up in London and I do drive my sports car everyday and it has not lost it's magic, all I was saying is that the friends that did not look after themselves are no longer here, unlike my friends I had a healthy lifestyle my entire life, good diet, no alcohol, no meat, played squash twice a week for 30 years and still work on construction sites and just as fit as I was 35 years ago, but thank you for your encouragement :)
"I grew angry everytime my grandmother and aunts came up to me at every wedding I attended and told me, 'You're next!' They finally stopped doing that when I started telling them the same thing at funerals."
Thanks!
We're also cranky cuz we're in pain from arthritis and other things and we can't get around like we used to but you expect us to haha
marsha woods my girlfriend is in massive pain daily and doesn't yell at the restaurant hostess because she has to wait 5 minutes for a table. Maybe it's a personal flaw instead.
@@Candorsmayhem
Yeah he didn't really refute the fact that they were cranky he just refuted that part of the reason that they were cranky is because they are scared.
Marsha dear
Crankiness is a CHOICE
not an ENTITLEMENT.😊
I’m 24 and developed carpal tunnel and using my dominant hand has been difficult on and off for a year now, I’m fuckin cranky too
My stomachaches are terrible. Im not cranky
Don't sound ignorant, people-we are "older" not "old". This is a good video. Younger people never think they will be older! Ha! Just wait..
..
I'm only in my late twenties, but even back in daycare I knew that I'd become a senior citizen someday. I didn't care back then, and I don't care now because I know that it's part of the circle of life.
It won't be very long before you are old--twinkling of a cat's eye.
To sum all this up, the older I get the less I give a fuck what you think. It's kind of freeing.
yeah, getting old is pretty sweet up until when everything that still works, hurts. Which is why we all need to band together, both republican and democrat, and legalize that weed.
You're exactly right.
I need a concubine.
@goofyfoot2001 Where are you located? 'cause I need a sugar daddy.
+comfortouch problem is i dont have much sugar
Heck, I'm 67 and still surprised to be drawing a breath. I like being around young people. They're energetic, still fascinated with the world and full of hope for the future. I still try to impart knowledge to them and some actually listen. And those who don't, well they are just like me when I was the same age. So no big deal there. For the young people who think they will live forever I have a eye opener for you. You won't. I saw enough death early on to learn that. Hopefully you won't have your best friend die in your arms while you try to hold his intestines inside him...no one needs that sort of experience. Peace to you youngsters.
Enjoy being young; You will be old for a long time.
Nah, not really. Time speeds up exponentially. It's like living in a stroboscope: a sequence of snapshots passing by in a flicker, faster and faster...
And dead forever...
If we're lucky enough to make it there
Younger people feel that everything they’re doing or saying is unique, inventive and new, that’s what I find funny about younger people.
It is new to them. They have no prior memory and refuse to learn from prior generations. Just more of why we laugh at young folks.
*OK Boomer*
Douglas Smith *OK Boomer*
ok boomer
@@douglassmith9818 "refuse to learn from the past" how many wars has your generation started?
"...well, for what will likely be a theme here, you're wrong." LMFAO
You forgot the old people smell is sometimes due in part to the medications.
Young people shouldn't take those drugs
Or Ben-Gay, or Preparation H (hemmorhoid cream) or moth ball residue from preserving wool garments, or....
The issue really changes with age no matter if you're taking medication. It's part of the aging process. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_person_smell
Meds, rubs and creams, and nasty perfume. Hormones, maybe?
I was told the reason old people have that smell is in part because it's harder for them to clean themselves because of all the folds and wrinkles and because their organs are slowly shutting down, it's similar to why many obese people have a similar smell
When I was a kid we walked to school, 8 miles,uphill both ways, with no shoes, in the snow. We were glad to do it. Love this video.
And old man is referred to a social worker because he has been having "relationship problems" with his friends and neighbors.
After an interview as to his living conditions and good personality traits, the social worker tries to get the old man to become aware of his problem behaviors:
Social Worker: "Well Mr. Jones, what would you say is your worst personal trait?"
Old Man: "I always say what's on my mind. I am too honest."
Social Worker: "I don't think honesty is a bad trait."
Old Man: "I don't give a fuck what you think."
I love it!
This is funny. To bad we can't do away with political correctness and say what we think. Actually at 81 I am giving this a shot. So far I have lost about ten friends. Now that is also funny.
@@stevefarris9433 I just say that I'm Politically Challenged. They have to make accommodations for me, or else they're not being Politically Correct.
@Susan Sullivan For some people - like me - it takes a while to figure it out. By the time I did, I was old.
YAY!!
"You smell depresion ... not that one the real one, the great one" - Hilarious
"Back in our time even the worst things were great" - Genious
Youth is wasted on the young.
funny.. my grandma says that to me every day.
+Umneriko that's because old people are all sorcerers trying to steal your youth to live longer. True fact.
Tessa Jalloh fucking new it.
That's why my boss has lived so long... he steals people's time with his stories he tell every damn day, twice a day, and sometimes he'll go in loops in one sitting.
that saying has always annoyed me. I live under the laws and policies of the old, I deal with the world the old have given me, Without the young the old wouldn't have been given a chance to get old in the first place.
I can say what I'm going to say cause I will be old someday. Old people are a freeloading plague. Yes its true that without generations prior and the work they did I couldn't live nor could I live in prosperity. Also a handful of elderly have done enough work in their lives to finish their live with society in their dept. This being said one cant deny the strain the elderly as I will be put on society. Technically speaking if people died at 50 then the quality of life of everyone else would rise.
P.S. I'm not saying this is a moral view point its just a technical philosophy, I don't condone such plans to make it reality and I value 99.99999% of human lives. I am merely making an argument that youth being in the young is the best thing for old people.
Actually that 'old people scent' is because of the old person's immune system being compromised, when you meet someone you 'smell' their immune system, you want to find someone with a different strong immune system to make healthy babies with, old peoples immune systems are weakened creating that unmistakable scent, be immune compromised for long enough and you will smell like an old person at pretty much any age. I'm David by the way.
Yeah you can literally smell death on them.
+cRaB jUiCe animals in care homes often do just before someone dies
+Demon Rock97 Or, as in an episode of "House", they just like the warm blankets.
Idiot.
+David Cruickshank Spent a lot of time smelling old people, David?
RetroMMA no, I do this think called educating myself.
Roger Jack which is it really?
none
+Rathial questions that need to be answered!!!
+Rathial he said Jack and i had to stop for a moment..
+Adrian Zhang (ayszhang) Or you could just look his name up on Cracked. :P
+Rathial It's because in this video he is not playing his Roger character but rather himself, Jack Hunter.
My body is 67, but my mind hasn't caught up yet.😂
laughing my face off! I love the smug, punchy writing and smiling delivery...thanks for Crackeding me up!
Back in my day a selfie used to be what you did when the wife didnt put out.
LOL! Well I take selfies daily.
Rubbing one out 🤜
Ew
what?!
Dude!
i wonder what old people said about them when they were young
Disabler Probably the same things
Disabler ask them
same shit....i know i'm a 60's 70's person
Disabler same stuff I heard
I think the same thing.
And even if you're not a hoarder, there's this:
"As our skin matures, its natural antioxidant protection declines. This decline results in greater oxidation of lipid acid. When lipid acid is oxidized, the chemical compound nonenal is produced, giving off the 'old people smell' that many of us are familiar with."
This was genuinely really interesting and enlightening.
Hey hard candy are the best have you never had a jolly rancher
Unknownflame I fucking love jolly ranchers but I can only get them occasionally
It's true. They are good stuff. I remember a time when they came in sticks. Now it's just little cubes. Still though, same Jolly Rancher taste, so yeah.
Unknownflame Does it come in Granny's Peach Tea flavor?
Uuuuuuuuu Jolly Rancheeeeeerrs x.x #ded
When I think of jolly ranchers I instinctively think of the nasty grape flavor but I love the suckers my favorite hard candy is the butterscotch