@@Ecfotografy Yeah we know but it's funny because this clip is like 5 years old and I checked wiki yesterday, it's called comedy the reason we're all here.
@Fat Tyson Fury Lol. Sure. They're gonna... Go! Back to Clemson as the runner ups. You're exactly right. Nothing wrong with silver. If you ain't first, you're last. Roll Tide.
@@ToolFist598 It actually went great. Bama always plays better after a loss. Next season will be a revenge tour. I don't have to sweat it because I know we'll play Clemson again, so enjoy it while it lasts.
@@buffalomind6838 Yeah, man, it's close. He's right in between below average height, average height, and above average height. Just one or two glasses of milk could have been the difference.
Love that they uneven . I rock joe dirt full face lamb chops since 16. And sometime they get jacked up but don't notice till later or care on shave day . Butt fuk em .
Hey, bud! Segura’s acting was top-notch in this. Tom Hanks and Leonardo DiCaprio would weep in defeat after watching this. Do not insult the great one again or I will end this sentence... have a great day!
Ive watched this at least 25 times and this is the first time i saw the opening for some reason!! Not sure how ive never heard this story! I just thought it was something they made up!!
I’ve watched this idk 15 times from beginning to end, the part that I truly love is how awkward Tom & Sickler both are, they capture the painful interactions with weirdos you work with who you don’t know that well.
I'm a huge fan of James Brown...thank you for this and shout out to Sickler for being awesome. The fact that this is a true story makes it that much better.
I live in Augusta Ga, home of James Brown or at least where he was born or raised, and on James Brown Blvd. They have a life size statue and he really is a small guy, and I actually met him on the day they put that statue there, they did a big ceremony for him, I got to shake his hand and I was 13 at the time and we came eye to eye lol
Really is based on a true story... google it. Sickler "on his mamas shoulders" and Segura's "I had a hard time hearing him cause he had to lean down to tell me" lololololololol
"i met the legend twice. and you know, he told me a secret" "what'd he say?" "it was hard to hear cos he had tah lean down and tell me" *shoots at own son* LMFAOOOO
I love how when you search the actual article about this incident all the articles have “it is unclear how tall james brown actually was” somewhere in them
Tom: "I drenched them wings" Ryan: "You drenched em?" Tom: "Yea" Lowkey funniest dialogue moment up there with "on his moms shoulders" and "don't die die, i'll go to jail"
You're not the only one packin' heat around here, Roll Tide !!! I've seen this skit numerous times and still start laughing before it starts playing again. Well done gentlemen.
ATMORE, Ala. - A man shot a friend when the two got into an argument over James Brown's height, police said. Dan Gulley Jr. was charged with assault in the shooting of David James Brooks Jr., police said. Officers said the men were at a friend's home on Monday when, according to witnesses, the argument over the height of the late "Godfather of Soul" escalated, with Gulley, 70, shooting Brooks, 62, twice in the abdomen. Brooks went to his car, got a gun and shot at Gulley but missed, then went to the police station, officers said. Gulley also went to the station and told police he had shot Brooks. He remained in the Escambia County Jail on Wednesday. Brooks was taken to a hospital, but information on his condition was not available. The Mobile, Ala., Press-Register newspaper said officers did not believe alcohol was a factor in the argument. Brown, who was known to wear lifts, died of heart failure Dec. 25 at age 73. Accounts of his height vary.
"I don't want you talkin' bad about the man I respect more than Jesus Christ himself" That part alone had me in the floor wheezing. Old skits are still gold.
I'm not sure why YT decided I needed to see this after 10 years but I'm glad it did LMFAO
I just got this gem dropped on me in 2024
sameee
@jasonsmouse6570 me too
I'm in that boat. And I'm glad I am.
bros, YT got us with this one
James Brown was 6'3...........on his moms shoulders LMFAOOOO
That’s when I lost it and cry laughing 😆
@@AlfredPearlFilms me too bruh.... Couldn't stop laughing since then ..even after the video got finished I laughed hard for like 10 more minutes
That was so funny I kept replying that bit and laugh 🤣🤣🤣
You don't talk bad about James Brown in this house
I literally loled
The “oh yeah what secret did he tell you?” “Idk it was hard to hear him because he had the LEAN DOWN!” Actually had me laughing ridiculously
"Had to* lean down". How would "the" make any sense here?
@@adamlane6453Grammar police
@@adamlane6453 ya just had the say it didnt ya. Don't talk bad about jack campbells grammar in this here comment section!
Shut up@@adamlane6453
Someone has put 6'3" as James Brown height on his Wikipedia page.
Lies
@@Ecfotografy You have a death wish!?
That’s hilarious 😂😂
@@Ecfotografy Yeah we know but it's funny because this clip is like 5 years old and I checked wiki yesterday, it's called comedy the reason we're all here.
on his mom's shoulders! Four strokes is all I need!!
with that mustache it looks like Dan really invited Jimmy over to piss on him and beat him
More like he wanted to show him his 9 inches
get a lease and a key... home here now
🤣😂💯💯
ohhh get ooooffff!
Exactly
Not even a minute in and I'm in tears at how Tom's handlebars go down his neck like that
6 3 on his momma shoulders killed me.
Kyle Medeiros by Gmail off. I have
Killed the other guy too
😎😁🏈✨🎇🎆🍹🍸🍷🥃🍺🍾🥂🍻💥🌞🛳😎😁
^^ Dude wtf with these people that dont use words anymore... the only reason for that sh*t is illiteracy, or writing in mathematics or glyphs.
Before you think up something wise, NO those are not f***ing glyphs
"Safety's on... now it ain't"
McNIMs When she says she prefers raw
🤣😂😂😂
🤣
Ruger’s wont fire with the magazine out.
gotta love a glock.
“YOU DONT TALK BAD ABOUT JAMES BROWN IN THIS HOUSE!”🎉🎉🎉😂😂❤❤
after reading that title, this is not what i was expecting.
I was thinking it was gonna be about ding dongs. Wink wink
I was thinking about something else 9”😳
That, my good internet friend, is what we call a double entendrè!
But it was still pretty gay tho'
I thought I forgot to turn off incog for a sec lamo
"You ain't the only one packin' heat around here. ROLL TIDE!"
Lmao
Damn right Roll Tide
@Fat Tyson Fury Lol. Sure. They're gonna... Go! Back to Clemson as the runner ups. You're exactly right. Nothing wrong with silver. If you ain't first, you're last. Roll Tide.
@@CJDavis-ij4df LOL bammers....... How'd that work out for you?
@@ToolFist598 It actually went great. Bama always plays better after a loss. Next season will be a revenge tour. I don't have to sweat it because I know we'll play Clemson again, so enjoy it while it lasts.
@@ToolFist598 LMAO
Tom and Ryan in their elements. They always talk about/make up sketches on podcasts and this is soooo good. Surprised I haven’t seen it until now.
Thanks
don't die Dan, I'll go to jail.
That killed me lol best line in the skit
such a good line
🤣
Hahahahaha
"You're off by nine inches, buddy!" Gotta hear this shit from my wife weekly.
wife calling you "buddy" would be awful regardless of the context
What’s her number I can help you out bruh
You're either packing negative two inches, or your wife needs to chill.
@@winstonsmith11 Clear sign that the wife watches too much porn.
@@winstonsmith11 lm-actual-faooooo
I’ve never been so uncomfortable in my entire life. This is such a great sketch.
"I thought you asked if that was a shrine of James Brown over there"
I have absolutely no idea why but I laughed so hard that I got a cramp
Trinsid well it is! Come check it out
Cause Tom said it and he's funny af
Yes! Tim keeps it high nd tight
@@Blessed2bFresh right and he totally said it because he wanted to talk about it. The other dude don't care lol.
Dehydrated
"On his mom's shoulders." Best line. You gotta admit, he was asking for it with that one.
and Yao Ming is slightly above average height. That's a proven fact.. do not try and convince me otherwise.
@@buffalomind6838 Yeah, man, it's close. He's right in between below average height, average height, and above average height. Just one or two glasses of milk could have been the difference.
The Coen brothers really hit it out of the park with this one.
His handlebar mustache is all the way down his throat 😂😂😂
It's got to cover all the chins lol
The infamous throatbar...
Protection for the jugular when he knife fights
Love that they uneven . I rock joe dirt full face lamb chops since 16. And sometime they get jacked up but don't notice till later or care on shave day . Butt fuk em .
@@joecam1167 makes chin rolls more or less noticeable. Can't decide honest
I like how Tom was hiding behind the wall before he knew the other dude had a gun lol
The other dude is Ryan Sickler... hilarious comic. His new album is number 1 comedy album on itunes. "Get a hold of yourself"
You mean Dan get it right!Who is this Tom you speak of?
I was like, what are you hiding from?
@@TheOne-ec9ku It might of been a parley, a lull in the fighting
cmon everybody is James Brown County is packin
All these years later this is still one of funniest dramatic reenactments I've ever seen
We need more badly acted out true scenarios of the funniest kind.
I have one allllll about those beloved phone calls you try to make to get through to someone claiming you owe them money.
Hey, bud! Segura’s acting was top-notch in this. Tom Hanks and Leonardo DiCaprio would weep in defeat after watching this. Do not insult the great one again or I will end this sentence... have a great day!
I can’t say the same for Mr. Sickler
Badly acted out?
Drunk history is pretty much that.
When he slapped dude's hand away from the wig and sprayed it I almost died.
I did die.
RIP :(
💀
That shit is golden
The second time he does it tho 😂
The fact that this is actually a true story makes it even funnier
“You ain’t the only one who’s packin heat, rooolllltide”
Fabian Guerrier fucking Bama
Believe it or not, I actually heard very similar things yelled on more than one occasion growing up in Tuscaloosa. Usually followed by gunshots.
That ‘roll tide’ shit was braindead. Just like most memes.
@@TheSCPStudio I agree with you on both statements, but the way he delivered it was funny.
6:31
"Don't die Dan...I'll go to jail.'
😂😂😂
NGL, i thought "9 inches" was gonna go in a whole different direction. 😂😂
"I put extra hot sauce on those wings cuz I knew you'd hate it. I drenched'em" Real tears are rolling down my face right now.
I literally read that as they were saying it
Funniest line in the bit
Hot sauce is the best
"I drenched 'em."
"You drenched 'em?"
"Yeahh."
perfect.
Omg omg omg
Literally one of the best sketches ever wish they would do this again
...just hit the replay button. (o.0)
Why would you want someone to do the same sketch twice?
Just press replay
@@RobotSnake sketches again jackass
"literally"
Holy shit, this actually happened. They definitely took some liberties with the story but two bama folk got into a gunfight over James Brown's height.
'merica
If they both died who’s to say what they argued about.
@@sharinglungs3226 Neither of them died.
Ive watched this at least 25 times and this is the first time i saw the opening for some reason!!
Not sure how ive never heard this story! I just thought it was something they made up!!
Oh shit, do we got a source? 😂😂😂
UA-cam algorithm brought me to this gem. It did its job for once
Me too
Damn straigjt
I may have legit watched this like 50x, & it never gets old. 🤣😂
Bro the actual fact that this actually happened and that they decided to act it out is pure genius and hysterical.
Facts bro
IM FUCKING DYING ON THIS VIDEO NOW IN DECEMBER 2020
Okay can someone explain the origin of this or link the video where Tom talks about it?
Oh really? I wonder if that ever crossed their mind when making it. Almost like it was their intention. So crazy
@@Dav3 don't be a dickhead dude it just makes you look like an ass
I've been collecting James Brown stuff for like 27 years.
i been making wings for like 40 years
+Chuck Blaze I've been packing heat for like 62 years
+Chuck Blaze I've been wearing a horseshoe mustache for 157 years.
+Chuck Blaze The atoms in my body have been accumulating to be in this exact configuration for 13,928,175,291 years.
He should've kicked him in the throat like _that_.
*a million years later realizing that this is ryan sickler*
I’ve watched this idk 15 times from beginning to end, the part that I truly love is how awkward Tom & Sickler both are, they capture the painful interactions with weirdos you work with who you don’t know that well.
Well said
This is why I would NEVER agree to a hang out like this.
"I'm hit! I just wanted some wings, Dan." That kills me every time.
I'm a huge fan of James Brown...thank you for this and shout out to Sickler for being awesome. The fact that this is a true story makes it that much better.
So, how tall was James Brown? Think carefully before you answer.
Wait WHAT!!!!
I live in Augusta Ga, home of James Brown or at least where he was born or raised, and on James Brown Blvd. They have a life size statue and he really is a small guy, and I actually met him on the day they put that statue there, they did a big ceremony for him, I got to shake his hand and I was 13 at the time and we came eye to eye lol
@@thetayterminator1436 I'm a musician. I play metal. But James Brown was awesome. He FELT 6'4" but clearly had a drug problem.
I love how Tom's chopper beard goes all the way down to his neck roll of fat LOL it adds a little something extra to his character in this skit lol
🤣🤣🤣
its uneven, too...that the best part of it lol
Really is based on a true story... google it.
Sickler "on his mamas shoulders" and Segura's "I had a hard time hearing him cause he had to lean down to tell me" lololololololol
* Silence with drinks clinking *
“Huh??”
😂😂😂
"i met the legend twice. and you know, he told me a secret"
"what'd he say?"
"it was hard to hear cos he had tah lean down and tell me" *shoots at own son*
LMFAOOOO
*Dan. Not Dad lmao
No!.. it was his dad not dan.. and if u say it again!.. (cocks gun)
I'm the 100th like 😂...ya welcome #even numbers only
@@davidshorts5568 200
Hey man I heard you live in LA. I got family in denver.
Holy fuck, small world man, I was born in Helsinki!
KlutchKilla Do you like furniture?
Do you have shoes on? Do you like to walk around? Let's fuckin' party!
How do you gentlemen feel about double-headed BJs?
+KlutchKilla I have on shoes.
"Safety's on...now it ain't"
Also "you ain't the only one packing heat...rolling tide"
!"
Damn I was half laughing half serioinvested
Most tragic part of the story is that those wings probably got burned to shit
R.I.P. Wings
F
😭
Nah, most tragic part is he put wings in the oven...
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Don't die, Dan. I'll go to jail.
I love how when you search the actual article about this incident all the articles have “it is unclear how tall james brown actually was” somewhere in them
"Don't die Dan, I'll go to jail."
I had to Google it, I had to know! James Brown was 5'6"
Lookin to start a war Michael?
dont you be disrespecting james brown!
5'6"... on his mom's shoulders.
YOU DON’T TALK BAD ABOUT JAMES BROWN IN THIS HOUSE
He was 6’3 bro
I love how they both had loaded weapons. Dude went over to a co-workers house to watch a football came and brought a fully loaded gun. goals
They were watching Bama-Auburn, why wouldn’t they be packing?
I know this took place in Bama, but in Texas that would be a normal thing.
"Safety's on. Now it ain't."
Best line
Tom: "I drenched them wings"
Ryan: "You drenched em?"
Tom: "Yea"
Lowkey funniest dialogue moment up there with "on his moms shoulders" and "don't die die, i'll go to jail"
“You ain’t the only one packing heat around here…. Roll Tide!” 😂
James Brown was 6’3 and Michael Jackson was 6’6 💯 It all makes sense now! ✨
And im 6'9
@@merwinatticus ok merwin
You're not the only one packin' heat around here, Roll Tide !!! I've seen this skit numerous times and still start laughing before it starts playing again. Well done gentlemen.
War Eagle 😁
Ok these dudes aged so much in the last 6 years lol wtf
Late 40s is when it really starts to go downhill
@@ND-lx1xr Tom just turned 41
But Tom definitely looks better now than he did here. He's lost like 20 kg since this was shot.
Lol Tom's coming back lately tho.
I put extra hot sauce on the wings cause I knew you would hate them:)
+Ryan Palmer You Drenched Em?
I drenched them.
No such thing as too much sauce.
I’m responsible for 100 of these views. Never gets old.
"I just wanted some WANGS!
I put extra hot sauce on those wings because I knew you'd hate them, I drenched them.
"Dont die, Dan, I'll go to jail." Hilarious.
"You know I put extra hot sauce on those wings cause I knew you'd hate it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I drenched em!
ATMORE, Ala. - A man shot a friend when the two got into an argument over James Brown's height, police said.
Dan Gulley Jr. was charged with assault in the shooting of David James Brooks Jr., police said.
Officers said the men were at a friend's home on Monday when, according to witnesses, the argument over the height of the late "Godfather of Soul" escalated, with Gulley, 70, shooting Brooks, 62, twice in the abdomen.
Brooks went to his car, got a gun and shot at Gulley but missed, then went to the police station, officers said.
Gulley also went to the station and told police he had shot Brooks. He remained in the Escambia County Jail on Wednesday.
Brooks was taken to a hospital, but information on his condition was not available.
The Mobile, Ala., Press-Register newspaper said officers did not believe alcohol was a factor in the argument.
Brown, who was known to wear lifts, died of heart failure Dec. 25 at age 73. Accounts of his height vary.
Alabama!
Every bit as stupid and violent as Florida, but not quite as whimsical...
Luis Irish Jauregui accounts of his height vary 💀
Holy shit this happened like 50 miles from where I'm sitting 😂😭
On his drivers license. He did put his height down as 5'7".
RIP ... All 6’3 of him ....
I haven’t watched this in years Didn’t realize it was Ryan Sickler It made it that much better Love you guys Thanks for getting me through my week
When he slapped his hand away from the wig I cried
I'd love to see Tom and Danny McBride do something together
@cristian monico I fail to see the downside
Like Christina?
@DKON monico because mcbride is actually funny
You basically just did
5:59 tom very clearly laughing is my favorite part
That was great lol "don't die Dan....I'll go to jail"
Now I want a shrine of James Brown to break the ice in my house. LoL
I was waiting for Burnt Chrysler to walk in and say, "I got your 9 inches right here."
Burnt Chrysler lol!
Brent Crystals wishes he had 9 inches to show off.
@@ganymede4030 sub sandwich. Ha
"Safety's on.."
+Jon Spain now it aint
Solid comment hahaha
lol best part
I wish Tom made more sketches like this
The fact that this was based on true events is the best part.
Idk wtf is happening on Tom's face but I love it.
“You ain’t the only one packin heat, Roll Tide” 😂😂😂😂
I watch this every time it shows up in my recommended videos.
Lmao I've watched this video every year for like 5 straight years because of recommended
LMAO,"Don't die Dad, I'll go to jail."
"I see it, I can see James Brown, I see him dancing, all 6 foot 3 of him...."
+Marie S dan
For real no joke better than 99% of movies on Netflix
Just realized the other dude is Ryan Sickler. Love that guy
...holy shit, this is based off an actual event in 2007
Is it really?
@@Thetazord I googled it cause I didn't believe it was, but it turns out it actually happened. Lol
My brother didn't believe me...
Holy shit this guys not lying wtf
@@notsure4746 your brother didn't believe he was 6.3, cause he was gawd dangit
Goddamn, how great would it be if Tom and Ryan started making sketch vids again? Shit is GOLD!
Tom Segura: 2013-2021 ages about 10 years
Ryan Sickler: 2013-2021 ages about 54 years
He did lose a good amount of weight too though..Ryan sickler
Eh bad comment
Wow this was 7years ago?! Segura looks WAY different without a broken leg and a chicken wing for an arm! lol
Sup Kane!!!
Bikes!
@TheKizilg1 does that stuff actually works? I was actually thinking about trying it lol
@@jamesbond8348 Hol. Ma. Pakeet.
On his mom's shoulders 😂😂😂 I lost it!
Tom has a very striking resemblance to RPC in this
I’m home here now
Try it out
Wtf is an rpc ? Role playing character? Which one m
@@aegisraven1284 Robert Paul champagne
I’ve been a fan for so long why am I just seeing this masterpiece now 😂
Huh?
What’d you say?
-I didn’t say anything
Oh I thought you said is that a shrine of James Brown over there?
I had to Google how tall he was just to sleep at night.
To anyone wondering, accounts vary, but NONE of them put him at 6'3"
This story makes me oddly proud to be American, "You ain't the only one packing heat around here" "ROLL TIDE!!"
"thanks for joinin' me... Sue Wu."
Jordan Prince those other big words don’t work no wreck
@@monkeywang9972 you threatenin' me? I'm Home Here Now! come get some
Thank God for Tom Suguras weird ass shit. This was dope
What the hell did I just watch lol that was hilarious!!!!
You don't talk bad about James Brown in this house !!!!!
He told me a secret is the funniest shit ever
when he was 12 years old, James Brown showed him his 9 inches
If Tom is dead how long should I wait to ask out Christina Pazsitski?
Lucy Snorebush personality champ is never fat
What kind of question is that!?
*YOU'RE JOHN FUCKING CENA!*
why are you guys responding to an invisible comment
I would wait like 5 minutes tops
Too late! I’m already on it! Guy code is out the window for a woman that beautiful!!!!
My favorite part is when the buildup finally comes to fruition and Tom yells “you son of a bitch”
"I need to straighten this out". Tom's a nutcase and Sigler is the pray.
*Sickler*
@@crazyjoedavola5430 Haha! My bad with typing
@@jamiemoll2484 - Its all good, I do it alot too...
PREY
@@easypeasy2938 My bad the auto correct must have kicked in.
This really happened. In Alabama.
+contactkeithstack Between men aged 70 and 62. Wtf.
It was actually in Atlanta
It was actually Denver
It was actually England
i live in alabama. can confirm.
Tom is stupid funny. I mean, this fucking delivery in standup is some of the greatest timing ever.
"I don't want you talkin' bad about the man I respect more than Jesus Christ himself" That part alone had me in the floor wheezing. Old skits are still gold.