Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer Play Truth or Dab | Hot Ones
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- Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura-a.k.a., Burnt Chrysler and Drip Daddy Dollaz-have two simple choices in this Hot Ones spinoff: Tell the truth, or suffer the pain of the Last Dab. Watch as host Sean Evans drills the comedy BFFs with high-stakes questions about everything from comics who crib jokes, to which standup had the worst Netflix special of the year. The only way to escape the truth is to eat an incredibly spicy wing.
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Do keanu Reeves or elon musk please!
First We Feast this was awesome!
#DoItForBill
Doesn’t matter who you bring, I’m watching this thing😂
can u invite stephen curry!!!PLZ
I know "Truth or Dab" was great in theory, but these 2 have created the far superior show: "Truth 'n Dab"
Exactly what I was thinking. You get the spiciest answers from the spiciest wings.
I was looking for this comment, I knew I wasn’t the only one lol!!
isn’t that just what hot ones is ?
I’m still cryin
George, damnit you're right
The fact that they are eating AND telling the truth is the best part of this one.
Fucking Bert lmao.
Dude Bert is legit a loser. He peer pressures tom into doing it the same way his dumbass did it and then is that "We aRe dOiNg ThIS WrOnG tOm" Like no YOURE doing it wrong moron.
@@vexial97 he didn't pressure him he literally just said now answer it. You really wouldn't go along with your best friend in this situation?😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦♂️
@@vexial97 talking about losers! Who are you again, buddy? No one knows you lol. Shouldn’t be calling anyone loser.
@@Uppermostt I bet you are a dipshit like bert. Imagine simping for a dude that only has one bit and its stolen.
Bert is such a beast.... cleans off the wing... "by the way, it was Albany..." fucking awesome...
He's not wrong about Albany. Lol grew up in the 518.
Drove thru Albany on a road trip. Absolute dump
@@xxikayixx me too lol right on Clinton
Berts is a gross human being
@@xxikayixx same
I love this episode of "Truth or Dab or Ruin your Career"! Tom and Bert being taken aback by how intense the questions from Sean were cracks me up every time.
Yeah this had me choking laughing 😂
Especially when it started with "We say the craziest stuff about ourselves on the internet every day" from Bert 😂
“By the way it was Albany”.
Slowly nodding my head as I watch this in Albany.
Ur city is garbage
@Gumby
pretty much all of upstate ny is garbage tbh
Gumby FUCK U gumby hahah i had to
ua-cam.com/video/IWZGRGLg_xg/v-deo.html
Imagine being in Albany by choice
LOL
"You're filled with blood. Your skin is ten. No."
- Bert Kreischer, verbatim, 2019
I died reading this 😂
One of the dumbest people I've ever seen.
I love how Bert thinks its actual clean water floating around in your body. Like blood and skin has no water in it... >
@@supertotoro no one said anything about “clean water floating around in your body”?? Blood is about 90% water. Not too sure about skin, but it’s definitely not zero.
Kool-aid
Bert:"i worked with Coolio once."
"Oh yeah?!"
Bert: "He's a dick."
This should be a once a year special always with Bert and Tom.
You do know that they have their own podcast right...?
Bert Kreischer looks so much like the lion from the Wizard of Oz that once you notice it you can't unnotice it.
One Door Films damn you
What the fuck did you just do to me?
Never will be able to see him any differently now.
This is worse than "you are now aware of your breathing pattern"
google search how to delete someone else's comment
The way Bert's voice changes from manly to girly so fast always astounds me.
i came to this vid bc i thought they where gonna take dabs
Justin McCollum fucken cool dude. Blaze it 420 homie amiriiiite 🐐
dougthealligator ouch
They should do truth or dab but they smoke dabs and then take a last dab. And then the dance move.
Also apparently he hates my city...
"These tables go lower. Is that for Kevin Hart? ". 😂😂😆😉😆😂😂
Y'all are the best. F'ing love this!
The Irish person they're referring to is Aisling Bea, for anyone curious. She was pretty cringe, ngl.
Now I gotta find it and watch it.
Aisling it's even insufferable in the uk
@Screw UA-cam just woke people in general are annoying af
I was wondering if it was her. She's terrible in all the Channel 4 shit she does too.
This is what I came here for thank you
"Wait do we eat the wing, and THEN tell the truth?"
"I think we're doing this wrong, Tom."
This just made my day.
Oh my god that part was so funny!
“When I was 22 I got involved with the Russian Mafia-“
*oh for FUCKS sake*
XeroTheKid -Leyton Deertz 😂😂😂😂😂😂
seriously this guy aint even funny. tom segura is much funnier
@YeahWhatOoh ? what's so cool about liking legitimately superior comedian?
@YeahWhatOoh lmfao what? you're either stupid, or a bert kreischer fanboy.. or both
@YeahWhatOoh well i'm 19 years old, and said nothing remotely cringey, so you must be stupid
I appreciate when people go with the bit. We want to see suffering. And Bert was talking about Jay Mohr, who literally stole his stories to tell on Opie and Anthony.
This is probably one of the greatest episodes of anything in history. I could watch this for 24 hours and not be bored.
"Ari's the least funny, I'll say that"..... *pulls out the molly..
al032184 still to soon😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do you think he saw this and wanted to get back at Bert?🤔
@@Bucko99 that's exactly what I thought
IMO Ari is the funniest of them all.
“Do you have a least favorite special?”
“Yeah. Disgraceful”
LMAO
Anything by Amy Schumer
he was definitely going to say Nanette for the ted talk one.
My life has improved tremendously since finding these two comedians . 😁
welcome
Well 1 comedian and guy who got lucky enough to make a career out of hanging around with comedians.
Annoyed with Burp and his pig squeal laugh yet?
@@nobodyboy888which one is which
@@nobodyboy888 Facts.
There are very few people on the internet who give me pure joy and happiness, and these two together, are on top of that list! ❤️
4:30 when Sean says "ya have a choice" it sounds so heartfelt and stern like he's trying to save these two idiots from themselves but he knows it's not gonna help.
He only said that when prompted, didnt actively stop it
They're not idiots, they did it to be funny.
@@Lost_n_Found_1 True, they are not idiots, only Bruce Krishner is.
@@jonrmartin Or Bert Kershner
Those 2 "idiots" are hilarious and doing way better in life than you
"Do you have a least favorite one?"
"Uh, Disgraceful."
"Fucker." 😂
Lmao..I was like "oh Sean hot joke jokes" 😂😂
ironically, my least favorite of Tom's specials.
1:09 the way they both looked up and smiled was so wholesome haha. Bert was seriously happy about that statement.
Even in 2021, still the best episode.
“By the way it was Albany” 😂😂😂
As someone who has lived 15 minutes away from Albany all my life... he's not wrong. lmao
Albany is trash
I went to that show! Albany def sucks, I knew his answer as soon as the question was asked lol
TYS Imposition when I visited I thought Albany looked cool, like it had a very interesting layout, it is a dump tho 😭
From Albany. Can confirm.
This is probably the first show Shawn has to convince his guests to not eat the wings.
lmao
"Shawn" bro youre high
Sean lol
Jayy Brigg at least he knows his name lmao
“When I was 23 I got involved with the Russian mafia”
“oh for FUCK’S SAKE”
That, my friends, is how you know these two are legit best friends 😂
Its a running story he has in almost every tour on stage
The “pajamas” bit always has my wife crying laughing
Nobody:
Bert Kreischer: This one time I got involved in the Russian mafia
one of my favorite stand up sets
Aadin Heals: You clearly have terrible taste in comedy
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull oh and what kind of comedy do you like? Really? Name a comedian you like
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull I just thought it was funny I find humor in a lot of things. Including your comment, it's like you're trying really hard to push your opinion to make yourself feel superior. I can find whatever I damn well please funny.
Aadin Heals He probably likes Amy Schumer, Dane Cook, and Carlos Menstealia.
"Its 60%, correct!"
Bert: "im goin 95"
😂
I read 70-80 never 60. Someone fucked up.
@@4Everlast because that's what our bodies should be, most people don't drink enough water
one HUNDRED PERCENT 🥸
@@richardlimp6788 ok aquaman
These dudes are great individually, but as a duo they're amazing
I think I've rewatched this one up to 1,000 times since it dropped. I love these two guys so much
I love their complete inability to be professional in each other's presence. That's true friendship.
I would LOVE to see Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O play truth or dab!
Steve-o has been on the show
this is an EXCELLENT idea
@@dylanhavlicheck3420 They both have
This is a great idea, two of the funniest masochists there are.
@@dylanhavlicheck3420 Knoxville has as well my dude
This show is amazing from the sit down interviews to then leveling up and adding truth or dab. 10 of 10 stars. Great job keep it coming n dabbing
These two are still to this day my favorite duo😆
"Ari is the least funny" cutscene to Ari drugging bert just months later.
LoL!!!!
@@LockSteady Ari is a piece of shit
Ari has always been a piece of shit, I can't believe it has taken him dosing his friend for people to realise this. This is a guy who repeatedly sucker punched Bobby Lee at the Comedy Store.
Ari literally is a 14 yr old in an old jew man’s body. He’s such a moron and a child.
Yeah ari is a fucking low life scumbag, trying to stay relevant
Dude those 16 minutes flew buy. This shit was hilarious and a brilliant idea. Loved how they didn't understand the rules at the beginning lmao
It’s not a new idea, lol!
Yeah it only seem like five wish it lasted longer. These two are hilarious together!
Those monsters are impervious..
@ElusiaBoomkin lol ya thats what i was gonna say like they knew what they were doing
Tom and Bert just made their own game😂 and it was awesome
This episode was such chaos but I loved it. 😂
I love how Tom genuinely laughs hard every time someone unexpectedly roasts Bert. Real friendship.
Michael Melro I was gonna like rhis comment but it’s at 420
It must have been FREEZING in that studio for Bert to leave his shirt on the entire time!
Finally for once
The more weight he loses the more he keeps his shirt on, mostly cause fat guys naked is funny, skinny guys naked is just weird or pretentious.
STILL can't get over the fact that these idiots dab AND truth. Freaking love these guys. Absolutely a ruthless but loving friendship they have 😆
Love these guys... listen to them every day on Spotify on work
eat these wings or tell the truth!
bert and tom: does both
*totally baked
"Just wanna put it out there, Ari's the least funny" love him
mike hannon he’s not wrong😂
Bruh! Ari is fucking hysterical :O Wut do you mean!?
@@NathanGutFiddle i agree, ari is not the least funny
Ari is the most angry.
My man is the Jewish Pinocchio. Everytime he spends money that Honker of a nose grows ever so slightly 😂🤷
dude Tom is such a sweetie! on that last question I got the impression he was thinking “I don’t think any of your stuff is hacky, you’re a good comedian and I admire your work, what am I supposed to say here?”. Bert so ready to throw himself under the bus 🤣 Tom’s like “nah bro”
I about died. I have only seen a few of these but I was crying. I love everything hat hot ones has ever done.
Holy shit, when Bert almost started telling The Machine again, I lost it lol
i've only heard this once before, and it was on fucking Hot Ones, and when i heard him start telling it again i laughed so hard.
Tom's reaction was perfect
The joke thief question made Amy Schumer pop into my head immediately
True
Just like the Stay Puft Marshmellow man. Pun intended. Perfect joke. *bow*
SAME
I thought of the Dane Cook / Louis CK fiasco
and the worst special on netflix question. lol
10:57 toms face is just pure joy
these are my two favorite comedians omg!!!
*tom nearly crying*
“I came on my wife’s pillow” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Almighty Sosa300 you didn’t even quote it correctly
Jordan Fuller over 600 likes can’t hear you over my internet clout
Almighty Sosa300 just shows that 631 people are morons
rub rub rub
Jordan Fuller or 600+ and counting know real humor, ever thought about that
Random guy- hey bert how's it goi---
Bert- WHEN I WAS 23 I GOT INVOLVED IN THE RUSSUAN MAFIA
Louden Brickley 22*
They probably gave him a couple shots, made them laugh, then pressured him to knock over a trolley. More likely molested by the Russian mafia. Lol
Russian*************************************************************
it's almost like he's only got one good, funny story
@alex wilson *lived. He's got like 3 stories he won't shit the fuck up about. Him and Diaz are annoying as hell
These two together always great
I was here thinking "oh they're jumping the shark"
And then Sean comes with those awesome questions, to stumble two very experienced comedians.
Great show
I came in to post "Bert has gotten so much mileage out of one damn joke", and here he beat me to the punch by making fun of that bit multiple times.
Sean: Its 60%
Bert: I’d go with 95%
Lmao this got 143 likes
One of my fave episodes
Love these two.
Tom: Do you have a least favorite?
Sean: Disgraceful
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Michael Steinman I love that they’re good enough friends to shit on each other lol
Every time Bert laughs I can’t help but to laugh too! 😂😂😂
BrootPK - 110%
They both have infectious laughs!
Especially when he calls it a "Bicept"
In this video I agree but his laugh usually annoys me. He can’t get through 2 sentences without sounding like a broken teakettle.
@@TwoQs yea he's really funny and seems like a decent guy but i for sure know he fakes that laugh at least 40% of the time
I fucking love these guys man. They're hilarious, especially together. Leave it to Bert to keep eating the wings AND answering the fuckin questions.
I've just had the worst day at work, this video came up, now I've been laughing out loud, over these 2...thank you 😂
get Bobby Lee and Chris D'elia on this. They have incredible chemistry!
I'm guessing they've already been asked, and turned it down. I don't think Bobby's could handle it, physically or mentally. It sure would be hilarious to watch their chemistry on here though.
I was thinking D'elia and Callen. No way Callens got the stones tho
Bobby lee and the whiskey ginger would be great as well!
@@matr5797 eh it's bobby, he'll be fine with like the first 2 wings. But he has no shame so he will tell you anything
Bee king and rat sting
Chris D’elia and Bobby Lee for the next Truth ‘n Dab
Yes please
All for it
This must happen. Or Andrew santino
Or Chris and Bryan callen😂😂
Jus a broke dee interwebs
Bert would have an assistant named cobra.
I love these 2.
Y'all should switch it up so that if they tell the truth the other person has to eat the wing
brownguy903 you’re an evil genius
That's how you kill a bystander, it's Truth or Dab, the consequences should only be on the one answering.
This is actually an amazing idea,
That’s brilliant
Call it idk Dab or Die?
When Tom laughs at "sunshine State dirtbag" you know that caught him off guard lol
You should teach a class
I love this one so much!!! Omg!!!!
These two together is amazing
Nobody:
Bert: “When I was 20, I got involved with the Russian mafia-“
Tom, along with everyone else ever: “Oh ffs”
23, you obviously haven't been listening.
I still to this day do not believe a single word of that story, seems like absolute bullshit.
0z0z there is photos of him with them. I thought it was bullshit at first as well but then I saw the pictures lol
@@nuck- when it was first shared on fb and blew up, his classmates shared pics and confirmed it was real
The joke is that its his only funny joke ever basically.
I've never seen anything from him that is even remotely as funny.
Sean - “It’s 60”
Tom - “it’s 60”
Sean - “It is, Good job”
Burnt - “I’m going with 95”
Burnt😂
😂😂😂
He said Burnt😂😂😂😂
THE CHICKEN WAS BERT WHILE BURNT TOOK A BITE
It’s bruce
Tim and Brent laughing together is the most genuine thing ever. Love these bros.
Brent?
@@StaxxxCmd sorry, burnt chrystler
Tim?
I see Sean finally managed to convince Complex he doesn't have to eat wings every time the guest eats a wing. Good for you Sean.
Dood has serious stomach problems at this point 😂. Imagine every shit is bloody and hot god damn. Probually had to show him his bloody asshole to drive the point home
@@parkerjeans5777 he has said he has a perfect bill of health apparently
Tom's laugh is so genuine when Sean calls Bert a Sunshine State Dirtbag 😂
This is my fav one of these
We definitely need these two to be regulars on this series!!!
Definitely said Amy Schumer 😂😂
It's Aisling Bea
Everyone knows she's stolen that shit. No way she's gotten away with it
If you slow it down to .75 and turn your headphone amp way up it sounds like he says "It's amy schumer"
He said hannah gadsby
@@dfloopy1 i didnt hear hannah gadsby lol
You absolutely can hear Bert say Amy Schumer when they talk about joke stealing
Lil Sagna there’s a 1 syllable word that arts with A, and 2 syllable word that has a “sch” sound
Lil Sagna stfu
@@leadleghighkick104 Just so you know... Amy is a two syllable word lmao
Jakey1312 💀
She didn’t get away with it though so that doesn’t make sense
The 3 of them should have a show together of him just asking questions. This was great
Love you guys!
Bert: Ari’s the least funny.... Ari: roofies Bert with molly
So he doesnt roof him... rt
I don't think you know what roofying someone means
"You're filled with blood. Your skin is ten. No."
- Bert Kreischer. 2019
I saw Ari open up for Rogan about 10 years ago. Ari was hilarious. Everyone loved the set, but Rogan destroyed that night.
@@pleasuretokill
This is probably the worst radar for standup I’ve seen all month
The best questions ever, Sean is turning into the interview goat.
This one was amazing🤣🤣
Remarkable questions
Patrice O'Neal wouldn't have to even touch a single wing, he would've burned all the bridges and laugh about it hahah rip
oh hey car pal! steve and george are annoying :) love the videos!
Dont speak for the dead dawg
@@AngelGarcia-di6ux he died?
Geyote Pilkington bro its 2019 him, Ralphie May, Charlie Murphy, Chris Farley, Pauly Shore, Robin Williams, George Carlin and many other greats.
@@AngelGarcia-di6ux lmfao Pauly Shore
"When i was 23 i got involved with the Russian Mafia..." Lmfao that was perfect
10:33-10:42 He admits that "The Machine" (aka Russian gangster) story was a stolen joke that didn't even happen to him personally, lol. I was so disappointed.
22*
Deathbrewer How the fuck can that story be real!? It’s a fucking Hollywood movie!
@@DeathBringer769 That was a joke lol.. he clearly didn't steal the joke
The joke is, is that the russian mob story is so played out by him. Its what hes known for the most and yada-yada
Sean's a good guy. He sooo hinted the answer for that water bottle question haha
Love these guys!!!! Funny AF!!!!
I was laughing so hard at Bert turning red, giggling like a girl, and the half stories "I shit my pants in the airport line..." that my kid came out twice to ask what was so funny.
Their laughs are so contagious, this was amazing.
There is no way to hear them laugh without laughing I am 100% sure, this could be taken like medicine!
Haha I love have Burt has all the answers for Tom.
I love this ❤ feel the pain of the last dab
The Irish lady Bert was referring to was Aisling Bea.
I thought she was Scottish. Then again, I haven't watched her in quite a while, so I might've just forgot.
Aisling (pronounced Ashling)
How bout the guy guest ?
Why did everyone hate her?
@@abdaniel487 Some boys get angry when women say stuff that goes against their narrow worldview.
No joke. I think I would put Truth or Dab right on par with Hot Ones one-on-one interviews.
So excited to see where this goes. Keep up the unique, great content!
So great!!
This was bloody amazing
Amy Schumer could have been the answer to many of these questions
shes the one he farted on while having sex
Amy schumer is funny and your a hater
@@worldofwarcraftizgodNot even when she tells other comedians' jokes.
Amy Schumer is absolutely insufferable, and yes im a mega hater
So true.