Minecraft: Chonky Parkour Spiral

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  • Опубліковано 26 жов 2024

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  • @mosheackman6095
    @mosheackman6095 Рік тому +26

    Always a pleasant surprise when the Captain references the Talking Heads

  • @ItsConanTheBarbarian129
    @ItsConanTheBarbarian129 Рік тому +9

    Absolutely loved the once in a lifetime talking heads reference! I've rediscovered how much I love them, I also love wicked and lazy by David Byrne. :)

  • @zzartah
    @zzartah Рік тому +7

    Always happy to see a parkour map! Btw maybe the bee was already dying and walking on the ground, just happened to come across your leg and try and climb it. I've seen many bees just walking around when they can't fly anymore :(

  • @IBF69420
    @IBF69420 Рік тому +2

    So yes bringing the memories of Jargon teaching his mother Minecraft Parkour being just really great and the failing cause of the conversation

  • @clowneggion
    @clowneggion Рік тому +3

    I’m only 20 but never been stung by anything. I have a pretty bad phobia of things that sting so that got me pretty safe until I was about 16. That’s when I started to get heavily into entomology and now I’m regularly in contact with bees and wasps just due to the nature of being outside, and learning their behaviors and communication has helped my phobia significantly (idk if I’ll ever be cured though lol) but I’ve still never been stung because my instinctual reaction, the one you’re suppose to use with stinging bugs, is to immediately completely freeze and essentially pretend to be a plant. In the past couple years I’ve had honeybees, paper wasps, and yellowjackets come investigate me because the only clothes I own are black, (which by the way makes EVERYTHING in nature think you’re a danger, as there’s very few things that are large and black naturally except large predators animals ie bears), and when they see me frozen in place they’re just like “oh that’s just a weird tree huh” as proceed to land on me to take a quick little bath or to straight up take a nap!! So I just sit there in pain because staying still hurts my joints cause some little yellowjacket decided my hand was a good spot to sit and wipe of his antenna and face for a good five minutes 😭. Never even considered getting allergy tests, but maybe I should bring it up now lol

  • @TorvaMessorRecluse
    @TorvaMessorRecluse Рік тому +4

    Also bees are known to travel via pheromones like most insects. Meaning they don't necessarily fly around people due to high contrast. Rather people's scent might be sweet enough for them. Also to find out if you're allergic to bees is normally done in the hospital as they have ways to test it due to the allergy not actually be caused by the action of stinging rather by the chemical the sting releases into you. As such it is safer to test it in the hospital due to them knowing to keep an EpiPen nearby. There is also ways to get the bees to leave you alone which is by making sound and trying to coax it away. This has a slight chance of working, but only if you calmly speak to it. If you are agitated and yell it could anger the bee and have the opposite effect. And doing this could be considered an abnormality. I have had bees fly inside my home and all but one time coaxed it to promptly leave. The one time the bee didn't leave was with a young bee. Whereas, the older ones would leave when asked and told "The plants in here are all fake." Which isn't completely true though they normally fly out anyways.

    • @zzartah
      @zzartah Рік тому +1

      Man out here just talks to bees and explain the situation, what a legend

  • @skitykittycat
    @skitykittycat Рік тому +8

    I was having a bad day and this video helped :) Been watching your videos since I was a kid, am adult now, it’s really nice to see you still going at it and enjoying yourself ❤

  • @miccke88
    @miccke88 Рік тому

    I've been stung by bees and/or wasps several times, but I've never been stung by a bumblebee. Bumblebees don't have stingers, so instead, they give you a burning sensation (according to what other people say).
    And if you are allergic, you don't die instantly. As long as it doesn't take too long for the ambulance to come, you will survive.

  • @UnluckyLilly
    @UnluckyLilly Рік тому +38

    Ain’t no way the thumbnail is a screenshot.

    • @Bananagirl999
      @Bananagirl999 Рік тому

      Well done did Cheat give you free hug do Well xx

  • @LisaFT769
    @LisaFT769 Рік тому +1

    I love that song by The Talking Heads...I haven't heard it in decades.

  • @rebasack21
    @rebasack21 Рік тому

    ive really enjoyed following the above and beyond series. if at all possible it would be really cool to see a .5 episode where you show everything you do to prepare for a regular episode. I know just the planning and figuring out how to put things in the right places cant be simple and gets more complicated as you go. It is an aspect you have mentioned that i am very curious about as an uber noob working on trying to get the items to build my very first tinkers construct forge.

  • @Fraideris
    @Fraideris 8 місяців тому

    I am addicted to these parkour maps

  • @kcscustom9759
    @kcscustom9759 Рік тому

    Toggle crouch is literally the best thing to ever exist in the settings of Minecraft. Also I find it hilarious that you use toggle sprint but said you feel like toggle crouch would confuse you, because I use toggle crouch but toggle sprint confuses me 😂 literally just the opposite lol. In my opinion It’s way too easy to forget toggle sprint is on and just run off a cliff. Where toggle crouch you can easily tell wether it’s on or off. Not only that but without toggle crouch you must keep holding shift to say crouched and that is just PAIN. Where without toggle sprint you still only need to tap caps lock (or whatever your sprint button is) one time while holding W then you can just hold W like you would either way and you will keep sprinting. Basically what I’m saying is no need to hold sprint button without toggle sprint. Witch is another reason why toggle sprint doesn’t make a ton of sense to me personally. But hey to each their own. I just found that interesting.

  • @Palamedes2009
    @Palamedes2009 Рік тому +1

    Ancient DCFDTL CREATIONS

  • @geminiarch3972
    @geminiarch3972 Рік тому +1

    This feels pretty classic sparklez. Nice vid

  • @endrenawhite
    @endrenawhite Рік тому +3

    I'm 20 years old.
    I have never been stung by a bee. I could be allergic. I truly do not know.

    • @dauntlessgaming1692
      @dauntlessgaming1692 Рік тому

      Oh facts, exactly the same here. And I was never even concerned about it until this moment

  • @qyntifex
    @qyntifex Рік тому

    haha love the callout to the mom episode, that feels so recent

  • @StalwartTirith
    @StalwartTirith Рік тому

    Just over a minute in and there's a Talking Heads reference. Yep, I'm gonna like this channel lol

  • @bethanymar10236
    @bethanymar10236 Рік тому

    22:38 I’ve probably said this over a thousand times but I’m allergic to bees and I would not be having a good time that is all. I got stung in the neck once at my sisters birthday.

  • @isobarkley
    @isobarkley Рік тому +1

    i will always appreciate your millenial references. thanks jardon

  • @trudgemankPhD
    @trudgemankPhD Рік тому

    Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was! Excellent song reference

  • @zzartah
    @zzartah Рік тому

    Oh my god, directly after watching this I went to gather some peas in the garden and got stung by a bee 'cause I squished it between my calf and thigh accidentally by squatting 😅
    I blame you Jardon!!

    • @zzartah
      @zzartah Рік тому

      Just discovered my mom was stung too yesterday, it's officially a curse😂

  • @MRSOSERIOUS7416
    @MRSOSERIOUS7416 Рік тому

    Swim only activates for certain things when it comes to trap doors otherwise only works in water

  • @hcfan109
    @hcfan109 Рік тому

    Mojang could have made an evil herobrine "ghost" kind of entity, instead of the warden.... that, and racoons. Imagine if there were racoons that do what allays do instead. I don't like the weird fantastical critters. I wish they added more regular animals instead. But thats just me.

  • @AlwaysTheSickestKid
    @AlwaysTheSickestKid Рік тому

    I might be weird but I key bound sprint to R and I like it that way

  • @lorrygoth
    @lorrygoth Рік тому

    Oh hey, I just got stung by a wasp for the first time last week.

  • @jeraldermitano7881
    @jeraldermitano7881 Рік тому

    20:24 in the latest beta they added that feature so screw you jardon

  • @leeonhietanen7382
    @leeonhietanen7382 Рік тому

    in bedrock if play with a controller you only have to hold down the left analog stick to spirnt

  • @NovaNinja64
    @NovaNinja64 Рік тому +2

    Wait, how does the entirety of twitch chat not know that bedrock DOES have toggle sprint.

    • @allymo1116
      @allymo1116 Рік тому +1

      It does? I play bedrock and I didn't even known that like how you supposed to toggle it on a xbox pr nintendo switch

  • @wisteriatheclerizard
    @wisteriatheclerizard Рік тому

    Looking forward tp seeing this footage on those ai reddit posts on TikTok...

  • @Tango2007Lacutus
    @Tango2007Lacutus Рік тому

    Jordan i believe they sell pills for that XD 21:05

  • @ccarrl1257
    @ccarrl1257 Рік тому

    i had a bee sting it just landed on my shoulder and i though oh fly so i lowered my head and it just stung me on the shoulder so i ran in the house and the bee was still there on my shoulder not moving so my mom gently removed it and the stinger was still in tact so it didnt die

  • @jacobpugpoirier3350
    @jacobpugpoirier3350 Рік тому

    0:55 I can't watch cause he didn't go down the water slide

  • @CardensRoom
    @CardensRoom Рік тому

    U know u can have toggle sprint on bedrock?

  • @jacobpugpoirier3350
    @jacobpugpoirier3350 Рік тому

    11:06 that was close

  • @jonahioh
    @jonahioh Рік тому

    Wow nic map very cool I think about you a lot wow nice map!

  • @kaiflim7849
    @kaiflim7849 Рік тому

    where is the clip of family guy playing at the top

  • @rise4562
    @rise4562 Рік тому

    When i click this link to the map it shows a eroor can anyone tell me the map name or something ?

  • @jameshernandez91
    @jameshernandez91 Рік тому

    Needs lave so you can't miss or fall ...

  • @TheNuclearGamerr
    @TheNuclearGamerr Рік тому

    CHONK 😅

  • @truthful302
    @truthful302 Рік тому +1

    banana bread

  • @PhyloGenesis
    @PhyloGenesis Рік тому

    It really sucks I can never play these maps now because everything is bedrock...

  • @KYO297
    @KYO297 Рік тому

    I don't like when you play a bedrock map because then I can't go and play it myself

  • @robertnewkirk2442
    @robertnewkirk2442 Рік тому

    Where is vault hunters? Did the season end? It's been 11 days Cap.

    • @tlgx884
      @tlgx884 Рік тому

      No one plays anymore

  • @ddcreekmur
    @ddcreekmur Рік тому

    Yay

  • @AngelboyVR
    @AngelboyVR Рік тому

    togglesprint is for me just as horrible as autojump.
    plus its buggy

  • @LewisEthridge_95
    @LewisEthridge_95 Рік тому

    no music?
    😢

  • @the_chronicler
    @the_chronicler Рік тому

    Let's go

  • @ExtinctionHazard
    @ExtinctionHazard Рік тому

    I stg this is a re upload..

  • @TorvaMessorRecluse
    @TorvaMessorRecluse Рік тому +2

    Bedrock is built different. Toggle sprint makes things easier...and if you've fought the Wither, or Ender Dragon you would know bedrock makes their difficulty harder than Java. So, if they're harder then why add quality of life like toggle sprint?

  • @Crim_Zen
    @Crim_Zen Рік тому

    10:00 At least you recognize that it's not the correct word. One word I've noticed you use incorrectly pretty often is "decimate." You say it pretty much every time you mean exterminate or eliminate. Decimate was a Roman practice of "unaliving" a 10th of an army in order to force loyalty with the remaining 90%. This is just a mild pet-peeve, since I hear people misusing that word pretty regularly.

  • @SpiralTheFirst
    @SpiralTheFirst Рік тому

    Me parkour

  • @captianbacon
    @captianbacon Рік тому

    Bedrock is just unfun and inferior. The only reason i play it is because java isnt on xbox and switch. But if im on my pc i play the good version of minecraft the way notch intended