Crazy Conspiracy Theories Believed By Famous People
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Y'know... I was bagging on the changed blaze n all but...damn this episode is gold. Touche factboi....touche....and bravo. Pay Sam more.
Fk man, the controlled demolition theory relates to building 7, not the fkn towers man...fek you really are turning into a corporate schill. Fkn fk. Sad.
Conspiracy: Simon now sits during all of his Brain Blazes, because he no longer wears pants -- only Sheath underwear and Vessi shoes.
This, I would believe. If only we hadn't seen him previously get up from his seat and he was wearing pants.
@@613aristocrat Sam added back the pants with CGI during editing.
*All he wears is SHEATH underwear*
We call this a fact
Sounds comfy
Simon hates conspiracy theories, because he doesn’t wanna be outed in his plot to take over UA-cam
I'm beginning to think he has more channels than years of life. Still, have to give him and his crews a nod for all of their hard work.
@@richardmycroft5336 I’m telling ya, it’s a conspiracy to take over UA-cam!!!!!!
No no no no... the real secret is that there's more than one of him.... cloning
@@evalevy2909 yes!!!! Simon is in league with the NWO. They’re making clones of him to take over the world, starting with UA-cam
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Sorry, forgot the breathing thing again
I had a woman once tell me that chemtrails were full of Prozac, and I was like, "wait, the U.S. government is giving out free Prozac? Why am I paying for it then?
LOL! Brilliant.
Also how many trash cans do I need to knock over to get some of them Soros and Putin bux? I'd totally play them both for money so I don't have to work.
@@ashkitt7719 well it depends. Putin. Yes involved in worldwide conspiracies of poisoning opposition or "traitors". Invading entire countries with lies. Soros owns a media empire and makes money off sensational clicks like every other news on earth(and it's only about a tenth of his wealth). Very opposite ends of the conspiracy line. One a businessman. One an ex international assassin who seized power.
Soros is a gop boogeyman. Literally anything the American Republicans are against is a good thing usually. Especially since they haven't once told the truth other than Cheney or McCain... Never understand why they go on about Soros so much. It's like the daily Show doing a daily Anne Coulter update... Guess it works though as Repubs are morons.
Meh. Prozac is lightweight stuff. Put a bunch of saffron in high grade alcohol and leave it for like 6 weeks. If you don't like the saffron at least you still have high grade alcohol. Unless you're a no alcy person. In which case put it in tea. If you don't like saffron at least you'll still have a lovely tea.
@@ashkitt7719 Place your bet on Zelenskyy. It's crossed $100 billion baby! And still counting. I'm jealous..
During my time as an aircraft mechanic in the USAF, someone in our shop had a nameplate machined (might've turned it down himself, he was one of those types). It said: "CHEM TRAILS ON/OFF" and it happened to fit perfectly over a switch that no longer had a function. We'd always snap a pic and find some conspiracy group to post it in.
And in other comments: "JeT FUeL CaN'T MeLt StEeL BEaMs". It doesn't have to. While it might not burn hot enough to turn the beams to liquid, it IS hot enough to turn it to gumby. It doesn't need to melt, it just needs to be hot enough that it can't support it's own weight. More than doable with Jet A.
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I'm not an architect or an engineer but to me it sounds logical to design a huge tall buildings in a way that causes them collapses into their own footprints if they are structurally compromised to avoid the inevitable domino effect of destruction that would make it possible to take out the entire city or at least a huge portion of it if skyscrapers fell over like chopped down trees.
designing skyscrapers in a way where they _could_ fall over like a domino on their side would be very, very expensive. it would need to be enormously strong in shearing direction instead of just being strong enough for the floors above it.
@@lasskinn474 An all steel structure with no concrete in it would be a start.
Have you ever seen the interview with Kevin Smith where he talks about meeting Prince?
Prince's assistant took him aside and said something along the lines of, "Be careful of what you say to him, he's Prince. He doesn't understand that you can't just have a camel flown into Minnesota at 3 in the morning."
IT...WAS...AWESOME!!!
If I was Kevin Smith, I would treasure that little episode for all eternity.
@@felicitybywater8012 He does.
The steel didnt melt. It was just heated enough to soften it just enough. True, fire doesn't melt steel but jet fuel fires burn A LOT hotter. Thats why they "melted" the steel beams. Once one floors beams gave in the beams from the floors below started taking more weight than the design allows. Thats what made the towers collapse in the way they did.
Also heat can buildup in confined spaces to a degree which much exceeds the combustion temperature of the materials which were the original source of the fire.
Or so they would have you believe lol.
Also, the jet engines would be solid enough to knock out or kink beams, further weakening the building. There's no real big mystery there, imo.
It's like when you rapidly bend a paperclip over and over again it starts to break from the heat.
The science had already been done thru the documentary this information is from.
The “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams” idea has gotta be the funniest. These people apparently think steel maintains its structural integrity right up until the point it turns into a liquid.
Steel isn’t melted by fire, that’s just stupid. They melt it in ovens, with thermostats that go to a lot higher that pizza ovens.
But steel fuel Mets jet beams
I know, it’s absolutely ridiculous
yes because there is exactly 3 states of matter.
bose einstein condensate is an especially evil conspiracy.
Exactly. Steel melts at like 1600 degrees. Jet fuel burns at no more than 1,400 degrees, and that's their AHA GOTCHA point. Until I point out that steel starts to get soft and lose its integrity at 1,200 degrees. You try to support a thousand tons of building with some wobbly soft bits , IT'S GOING TO FALL DOWN !!!!
I'd pay money to see someone try explaining imaginary numbers to Terrence Howard. It's going to absolutely blow his mind.
lol they're ALL imaginary to him
Could you imagine if he actually understood it?
@@better.better Technically, all numbers *are* imaginary.
We came up with numbers to help us understand the universe,
but they aren't a naturally occurring thing.
Heck, rabbits can only count up to 5.
Will probably latch on multiplication, exponents, roots, vectors, negative numbers on the way
@@magnificentfailure2390 loving that Watership Down refrance
The whole 911 thing can be a bit confusing if you don't consider the "side effects" of flying a plane into a building.
It isn't just a brute force impact. there's jetfuel melting the aluminium of the plane, which if it contacts water from the sprinkler system will explode. (don't mess about with molten aluminium and water, is bad for your health)
Then there's the whole jetfuel can't melt steel beams thing, this is on its face correct. however steel when sufficiently heated yet still far below its melting point has the structural integrity of boiled spaghetti. Add to that some design flaws with the locations of the lift shafts and well.. it's kinda obvious at this point.
So we have design flaws in the buildings, we have exploding molten aluminium and a steel skeleton with the structural integrity of spaghetti.
Now you don't have to be a scientist or a structural engineer to know that building a skyscraper out of wet spaghetti and exploding molten aluminium inside is not going to end well, especially if the structure is weakened by the location of the lift shaft.
The thermite thing that people talk about could be explained by the burning aluminum too, if there's enough metal oxides around where the aluminum is burning it will create a thermite reaction. Even without that the aluminum burns at like 3600 f which is well above the melting point of steel. People think of aluminum as this boring inert metal but get it hot and it's incredibly reactive
I don't think the design of WTC 1 & 2 should be considered flawed. A fully-fueled widebody airliner being flown into the buildings at high speed isn't something they would've considered as a possibility in the late 1960s.
@@pseudotasuki True. We do know it was built to support the weight of a large ape climbing on it since I remember seeing footage of it in a theatre back in 1976, and that's a fact.
@@markcarey67 Have you seen the photos of it after the towers collapsed?
@@MainerdLoyd Indeed. The structural engineers of New York City had clearly learned the importance of designing for giant apes, due to a *remarkably* similar event which occurred a few decades earlier.
“jet fuel can’t melt steel beams“.
As a metallurgist, tool and die maker, and now metrologist…
it actually hurts my bones to hear that phrase
He'd say all the numbers we use are imaginary, and that his numbers are real
@@SterbsMcGurbs please explain
Myth busters showed how weak those beams became just from the intense fire. That’s what people don’t understand- the beams never had to melt. It’s mind blowing to me that people have no more knowledge than that.
This one drives me crazy too. I'm a trained Chemist and I have studied Fire Science as well. If you visit Minneapolis, you can even see an example. The now closed Gold Medal Flour Mill has tours and a museum. There is a portion of the building's front that had a major fire years ago, and you can see several very twisted, very robust steel members from the fire.
It's so "good" to hear that. I'm not a metalergist but thank God people aren't all idiots.
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Tom Cruise believing in Xenu will always crack me up. Though I think Church of $cientology is more of a club to help rich people meet eachother behind closed doors and get more religious tax write-offs.
I always thought it was for homosexuals who don't want to be homosexual and try to use mind tricks to control their desires.
@@Foolish188 ...what?
its weird hearing simon reading of a script but not seeing the script it in his hands
Script Slaps for President!
@@robertcampomizzi7988 yeah! SSM! script slaps matter!
His ten gallon bucket o printer ink finally ran dry, and trees the world over are celebrating. 😆
Facts
Yeah that is weird. Though I quite often just listen to him
If Terry can demonstrate how 1x1=2, I would like to introduce him to my piggybank.
Also, even if jet fuel alone in a controlled chamber may not melt steel beams into puddles, a lot of the other sh*t cacthing on fire sure can. Especially when you involve the airflow dynamics of a hundreds of meter tall building on fire. The intense updraft winds accellerated by every burning floor it passes on its way up through elevator and ventilation shafts, stairwells etc - basically makes the fire on the upper floors become a frickin blowtorch, burning vastly hotter than under normal ambient conditions. Like sticking a leaf blower on the bottom vent of your wood or coal burning barbeque. Hot enough to severely weaken the steel beams supporting the concrete floors, causing the floor to sag and pull the outer walls inwards like a hammock tied between a big concrete pillar and a not-so-chunky tree. The planes and debree penetrated so deep into the buildings, it caused severe damage to the structural, primary load bearing core of the towers. Because of this, suddenly a huge part of the weight of the 15-30 floors above, were now loaded on the outer perimeter walls - which they were never built to tolerate. - And like standing on an empty soda can, if you snap a little crumple/dent into the side of the can - like a perimeter wall crumpling inwards because a sagging, 250.000+ ton heavy steel and concrete floor is pulling inwards on it - That doesn't end well for the soda can.
Reality is, steel alloys (just like most other metal alloys) are not eutectic alloys. They don't go from full structural tensile strength and rigidity, to molten puddle, in one instant phase change. Just think about it. If a steel alloy maintained _anywhere _*_near_* its full tensile strength and rigidity all the way up to its melting temperature - then WTF have all these millions of forging blacksmiths across the world been doing the last 7-8 centuries?? Witchcraft?? Just search "blacksmith steel", and you'll find thousands of videos of people heating steel objects to well far below their melting temperature, roughly around the upper range of temperature inside your average house fire - then go on to shape those really meaty steel objects _just with a frickin hammer._
A very cogent argument.
But the CIA did come up with a proposal to bomb Americans and blame it on Cuba to invade it. JFK struck it down. Look up Operation Northwoods (1962). You think they wouldn't do it? All they need is more apologists like you. I can't say if it was an inside job but I won't be surprised if it was.
Plus, most people overlook the amout of heat created through the impact and friction of a plane hitting and grinding through a building. That can in fact get hot enough to melt steel beams.
If you dont think that works, go beat a penny with a hammer 70-90 times in a minute and try to pick up the penny. That shits gunna be hot AF.
As a black Smith..... a quick fix trick, is I use my residential cooking stove top to legitimately turn high carbon steel glowing orange to red to make it soft and pliable . A stove that I cook with. Just for anyone who thinks it really takes that much to make steel soft and weak
Simon. You can buy a holiday house but you can't fix your neon sigh.
That's your trademark bro, the Whistler nation!!
As a teen, I genuinely looked in to 9/11. It was one of the first major disasters I had heard of, and watching replays on TV was horrifying.
I am very grateful that I have always been taught that information needs to be verified.
Nowadays it's not that 9/11 was an inside job but that 9/11 was based because it triggers the Right.
Aye, I watched loose change and thought I was really on to something. Few years later I saw a video that debunked every single false hood with science and examples.
@@MCR-M8 It seems plausible with how evil Bush Jr was, that he would let 9/11 happen as a justification for US imperialism. But it's also plausible that they just didn't take that warning seriously because apparently they got warnings like that all the time. Either way 9/11 changed the world in a lot of ways that harmed a lot of people. I dunno if societal collapse is imminent but I know it's the trendy thing to say now.
Its funny how the nut jobs conveniently ignore the vapor cloud visible from our cars in the winter, exact same thing as contrails.
I've tried that explanation on the chemtrails types I've had the misfortune to meet. Adding in that I've personally watched contrails forming on the wings of small aircraft I was in. They just look at you with disgust & pity 😀
@@felicitybywater8012 the thicker people are, the smarter they think they are sadly
I remember 9/11. I was in college in Hoboken (literally across the water from the twin towers). I was in class looking at they when they got hit. I physically saw the second plane hit. The planes looked JUST LIKE every commercial plane I had ever flown on. My fraternity was filled with civil and mechanical engineers who were sitting watching the news dispassionately explaining what was happening to the buildings... Explaining the lack of cascade pumps for the sprinklers and how the fire would probably cause the steel to buckle because of carbon...etc etc .. I'm an electrical engineer I didn't get it... But one thing they had said from early on was that more than likely the towers were going to fall and most buildings were constructed to implode and not fall over.
If Mark Ruffalo is so concerned about what happened on 9/11, perhaps he can contribute to one of the many charities related to that fateful day. Or maybe give up some of his big paychecks to families who lost loved ones on that day.
Note to self, don't drink any kind of liquid while watching Fact Boi's videos, almost ruined my computer >_>
I love how he didn't say "allegedly" after calling Prince an idiot, cause he's dead lol. How very British of you Simon 😂
The general reverence that people give to someone just because they died is weird imo.
@@brainblaze6526 Yeah, its deffo a sign of the times
the dead can't sue
Kayne is peak celebrity insanity! His music video threatening Pete Davidson was funny af!
Have you seen Pete's response in a stand-up routine.
I always get so nervous that ill see a celebrity that i like on one of these. If i found out that Jackie Chan believes in the lizard people I'd be so upset
I mean he believes that the CCP is good, but whether that is his actual believes or because he can't criticize them is another matter...
Yeah cant be sure about that one. The CCP is scary as fuck. They are probably reading this right now ready to assassinate me just for spea
Ok, now all I want to see is Jackie Chan fighting lizard people. Maybe it’s on youtube...
Jackie Chan IS the Lizard people 🤫
@@Gaehhn I think I'll pick B please 🙂
I learned that 2 * 0 = 0 and that 5 * 0 = 0. But that is impossible, they can’t both be 0! Those sky people was the Anunnaki, and they are pretty tricky dudes.
_The genius of Teriology_
Your sanity has been saved by Teriology, which gives you:
2 × 0 = 2 and 5 × 0 = 5
Or has it:
2 × -1 = 0 and 5 × -1 = 0
1 × 1 = 2
2 × 1 = 4 but 1 × 2 = 3
3 × 1 = 6 but 1 × 3 = 4
8 × 9 = 80 but 9 × 8 = 81
At least I _think_ that's how it works.
Oh sure, multiply by zero and magically everything is converted to zero, but try to divide by zero just once, and you get thrown in to math jail. It’s illegal to divide by zero. Oh yeah, well take this: 7/0. Bam. Come get me professor. 🤣
My ancestors are the Annunaki
@@catsaregovernmentspies Someone in your family had sex with an alien? On purpose?
I oddly miss him holding a stack of papers and complaining how long the script is 🥲
Where is the script?! No more script slapping?! Noooooo!
Howard wasn't "pushed out by Downey"...He was dropped like a hot rock because of his uncontrolled temper and all of his Domestic Violence issues (assaulting multiple former partners).
JFC, take responsibility for your OWN actions, Terrence!
[blush] that's a first 🤗
Howard is a known creep. I was shocked they hired him to begin with.
Simon has started memorising sll the scripts. He's become the ultimate fact boi
No he uses teleprompter
@@WestonNey woosh
Big braine.
@@WestonNey Fake news.
@@WestonNey see, teleprompters doesn't even exist! It's a movie thing ! *laughing at you*
Way back when I first learned my times tables to make sense of it I would always say 1x1=1…1 time 2x2=2…2 times and so forth maybe I should enlighten Terrence😂🤣😂🤣
The problem with chemtrail logic is this: Wouldn’t they also be poisoning themselves and their own loved ones along with us? I mean, they breathe the air too
Logic does not seem to be these people's strong suits.
If they wanted to posion you drugging the coffee, booze or soft drinks would be a better way to go. Or drug the tap water by spiking the water treatment chemicals.
Though I supose that last one lines up with the fluoride is a mind control drug people
@@vonfaustien3957 they drink water, too, though
@@eph2vv89only1way fancy bottled spring water with lemon wedges not peasant water from a tap
@@vonfaustien3957 but even most bottled water is still just tap water. Even bottled spring water is just tap water that the municipality sources from a spring
holy shit...dude... I'm surprised they didn't revoke their honorary doctorate
Well, if they awarded it to a guy who allegedly had once had a drug factory in his basement, perhaps they were just taking the pish.
I just love how Simon has an open mind
Lol right
especially on the
paranormal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The reason Terrence Howard received his honorary Chemical Engineering degree is that the Dean of SC Uni remembered how Terrence had a crack factory in his basement...allegedly...
🎩 hi a new conspiracy theory. Simon has had his legs removed by aliens, that’s why he has to sit down.
His lower half must have been pulled off when the aliens retrieved Simon's bionic ass.
It's interesting how somehow celebrities who make a living in the world of make believe, become "experts" on real world issues.
no you're mistaken; they make their livings off their talents, honed abilities, & the marketability of said skills. the only specific celebrities who famously do "make believe" are actors & fiction writers; the rest are performers but not necessarily make believe
You also have fake experts like software engineer, Bill Gates, acting like an expert on public heath, and you have mechanical engineer, Bill Nye the Science Guy, acting like he is an expert climatology.
@@droomzy actually, she is correct. They may have talent and blah blah, but they do indeed make their money off of make believe and fiction. We don’t go to movies, or rent movies, based on the idea that “oh, what a talented actor/actress!” (at least the majority of us don’t). We go to see the story, action, and various other stuff that entertains us, which is what we pay for….
You don't have to have a good education to be an actor.
Many EXPERTS suspect these "conspiracy theories". Not just "dumb" celebrities.
Since you're sitting now.... can we have the long videos back?
Bees dying is no laughing matter sadly. Shit can hit the fan quickly
This was an entertaining and fun episode to watch. My high school art teacher spent a few days showing us the video Zeitgeist (about the 9-11 conspiracies) and discussing it. She passed away a few years ago, but in retrospect I strongly wonder if she showed us that video not because she was a conspiracy theorist, herself, not just to make us THINK.
As for Decoding the Unknown, it IS one of my favorite channels of Simon. If you're curious about it, and enjoy the general flavor of this channel, Decoding the Unknown is a natural next step. I find some of Simon's other channels just a bit too clinical and polished for my personal enjoyment (still VERY well presented information, if you're just interested in learning), but Decoding the Unknown has more of the reactionary improv and fun of this channel. Kevin and Katy often write for Decoding the Unknown, but I believe both have had cross-over scripts at this point, and both are absolutely on point with this channel. If you enjoy the flavor of this channel, but want to delve into the world's mysteries, I highly recommend checking it out!
Note: If you are paranormal/ghost positive in your thinking, like I am, please take the open-minded approach that we NEED people like Simon to keep us grounded. He offers realistic and honestly worth considering perspectives to paranormal events that I feel is 100% worth considering, as a journeyman paranormal investigator, myself. I feel it is our duty to consider mundane explanations over paranormal when available.
casual criminalist is great too if you like this style.
@@nicholeayt509 I do! I'm currently less than 30 episodes from catching up with the backlog over there. :3
Yep, Occam's razor is definitely the way to go w both conspiracy theories, the paranormal & life in general.
@@felicitybywater8012 Keep in mind Occam's razor does not state the simpler hypothesis tends to be right, it does state the hypothesis with less assumptions tends to be right. On the surface these can seemingly be the same, but their not. A complicated hypothesis, based on a single assumption, is better, or more likely to be correct, than a simple hypothesis that assumes 2 or more things.
"Chemtrails" are just a handy tool for trainee pilots to find their way back home.
Ducks 🦆 .. to get back home
I've got a buddy who will go on for hours about chem trails. Morons don't understand its just the exhaust from the engines.
Some “chemtrails” are also caused by wing tip vortices.
Whats bad is the original hypothesis for chem-trails specifically separated what they were talking about, from normal contrails. Chem-trails are suppose to not be white, their suppose to spread out over the sky, their suppose to act differently to the contrails that you always see, but people are idiots and don't even source their conspiracies to their origin. The hypothesis also wasn't exactly wrong at first. When the hypothesis first came about, people were just starting to experiment with things like cloud seeding, but the media wasn't paying any attention to those new groundbreaking discoveries and experiments, in the 1960s or so, plus some of the experiments were done by government agencies like DARPA, and so were classified for a time. So you ended up with random people seeing cloud seeding experiments across the mid west and they freaked out, creating the chem trail conspiracy. It's basically another case like Roswell, the conspiracy is the coverup itself.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Ruffalo has also argued that child murdering terrorist wouldn't use human shields because (not even joking) "Use your heart.
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Firefighters say truss floors have killed more of them, due to structural collapse, than the fires. Older buildings like the Empire State have solid steel i-beams that are much stronger than truss style beams.
To be honest celebrities have money and power which usually means they are crazy... Oh I'm sorry "eccentric"
Which to me means "psychotic" 😆
It would have taken 2 years to properly prep a building that large for demolition. Probably longer seeing as they would have needed to be sneaky about it so nobody noticed. That's just for one building
I was worried about the structural integrity of the towers because they fell so quickly.
@@maiaallman4635 One of them took an hour and 42 minutes to fall, and the other took an hour. I'd imagine a constant raging inferno burning for an hour straight and even longer, would be long enough to weaken enough of the structure.
Nah, the nukes in the basements were put there during construction.
@@andrewholdaway813 HAHAHA I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're joking
@@righty-o3585
_I am,_ but the people who told me weren't. 🤯
Architect here. We rate building for fire resistance up to a certain number of hours in order to safely evacuate occupants. The fire resistance rating for the twin towers was 2 hours before the protective barriers surrounding the steel would be burned away. Right around the two hour mark the steel began to heat and deform allowing the next safety measure to be enacted. Buildings of that height have to be able to fail in the safest way possible, so the support structures were placed so when they failed the building would collapse down rather than the danger of it tipping over and destroying the other tower or the other buildings in the area. The towers were text book for their construction and even manage to hold up properly despite the accelerant of the jet fuel. Unfortunately the nature of the impact cut off all the escape routes from the floors above, something we have since changed in the fire code.
You could do a whole episode on Tom Cruise. He defiantly has been smoking crack.
I've only ever watched 2 Tom Cruise movies willingly & only 3 in total. Top Gun when it came out w friends, that underwear dancing one on TV in someone else's house & very reluctantly watching Edge of Tomorrow on my own TV as it was recommended by trusted scifi geeks.
Edge of Tomorrow was bearable because there was much room for his usual toolness. Or maybe they just cut a lot of stuff.
@@felicitybywater8012 wtf are you on about. Have you being smoking crack?
"People are dumb."
Lol. Ya think? 😂
P.S. Is someone gonna tell him Prince is no longer among the living?
I have a cousin who shared something from pigeons aren't real. I found it quite amusing. About a month later I noticed a single pigeon watching me from a nearby roof as I stopped at the post office. When I got to work there was another one. I held up my arm and as a joke yelled, "Come to me!" It didn't, of course and I mentioned the incident to my cousin. I thought he'd laugh at me. I don't recall his exact response, but I remember realizing he believes the thing about pigeons not being real.
I feel I should also mention my cousin freely admits he uses drugs. 🥚🍳🍴
There’s some spoof van that drives around with that kind of stuff plastered all over it. I believe it was originally done to make people stop and think before accepting a crackpot theory, but some people missed that nuance and believed the words on the side of a van.
I used to convince people in college that ducks were flightless birds - they had webbed feet, and spent most of their time floating in the water, and could not fly. Crazy how many people believed me - as I usually stated this “fact” while walking by the campus duck pond! If you waited a few minutes you’d SEE a duck fly in, or fly from the water to the land, etc. I always made sure to let people in on the joke, though sometimes convincing them ducks could fly took longer than convincing them they can’t.
@UA-cam loves animal abuse hates the truth 🤣
@UA-cam loves animal abuse hates the truth
Read the book
operation columba
you'll see them in a completely different way.
I can 100% confirm that Charlie Sheen HAS flown on a 767 (the model that was flown into both towers) not long before 9/11. I was a flight attendant and he was one of my business class passengers.
My ex wifes stepfather told me that the government was doing a "soft kill" by using chem trails. He's the best thing I lost in the divorce.
Sigh. I was at the World Trade Center the year it opened. The tour guide explained that the only way they could get permission to build was for the building to be DESIGNED TO PANCAKE in case of a catastrophic structural failure. Otherwise, if it fell over, it would take out a quarter of a mile section of Manhattan. So when enough of the steel melted, it pancaked, BY DESIGN. You basically couldn’t be more right if you tried.
Holy Jeebus! Last time I was this early, Simon made Epic Blazes, Danny had three-page introductions and Sam used Chavo del 8 memes! Love you, guys! 💜
Chem trails won't affect you as long as you are wearing your aluminum foil hat. Or haven't microwaved your head lately....Thank you Simon for your constant intelligent observation.
I don't understand the argument against GMO since literally like everything we eat has been genetically modified at some point in history, the majority of stuff that's genetically modified was just done by breeding for selective traits, like corn for example used to be very similar to grains like wheat or barley in appearance even having a like shell around the colonel and only like four to eight of them on a single stalk but your breeding we get modern day corn, watermelon is another example it used to be much smaller and even segmented with rine running down to the middle of the fruit creating segments sort of like how citrus is segmented, on that note the citrus eaten today is nothing like how it started off the citrus fruit we have today is crossbred between multiple different older types of lemons, grapefruits, and oranges. This has been going on literally forever there's nothing to worry about.
Because there is nothing logical about it. They are just victims of the naturalistic fallacy who dislike/hate/fear 'unnatural' things, and GMOs intuitively hit that panic button for them.
Bill Gates dabbing was something I didn’t know I needed to see 😂😂😂
Is the plant on your desk real, Simon? If so, he/she/non-binary plant needs a name. I propose the name 'Penelope.'
P.S. I appreciate the new decor. It's a nice distraction from your broken sign. 🙂
The plant’s name is Peter and he prefers the term “inorganic” to fake.
To whomever does the memes I can’t keep up with Simon’s basement stable of his *clears throat writers? But you sir killed it *Jean Claud saying “great job” cause that’s what I intend
It's annoying how much twin tower conspiracy theorists like to bring up the melting point of steel. It's like they don't understand that the point in which heat can make steel structurally weak and the point at which it actually melts are hundreds of degrees apart.
And that steel lengthens when it gets hot, breaking rivets and welds.
It’s headache inducing, to put it mildly. I’ve argued with the same people for 20 years over 9-11. They just can’t seem to believe the tens of thousands of experts, over the few looney tunes.
@@thetowndrunk988 Its like this over every conspiracy theory, its just plain pathetic
@@mpzakhaevski8988 what makes 9-11 particularly bad is the sheer number of people involved in it, all of which would have had to have kept their mouths shut. We have the Supreme Court and presidents that have stuff leaked all the time, for which only a handful of people has access to that information, and the government couldn’t keep a lid on that. Eric Snowden was one of few people that knew what he knew, and the government couldn’t keep a lid on that. Yet, these conspiracy nuts want us to somehow believe, that the NWO or whoever “masterminds” of 9-11, somehow kept the lid on the tens of thousands of government employees involved in 9-11, whether it was investigators, cleanup crew, or whoever……
Not one, ONE single government employee, or any other person actually involved in 9-11, has EVER came out with so much as a hint of evidence, or even a story to tell, yet other people leak much more minor stuff on a daily basis……
Gives me a massive headache to even think about these nut jobs.
"They don't understand" pretty much sums them up.
I don't understand maths. I use a calculator rather than ignoring thousands of years of mathematical certainty.
Simon addressing Prince like he expects him to respond...
This channel looks far more professional than the last time I watched it. I remember Simon throwing papers around and yelling at a space heater.
#BringBackETA (the space heater)
I thought the same about 9/11 for quite a while, until I realized one simple but obvious clue. There was a giant hole in the building. This would have created the sort of wind tunnel that would stroke a giant blaze.
To be fair the Reagan administration literally was caught saying "look pretty and do as little as possible" about the AIDs crises because they did view the types who mainly had it as undesirables but no the government did not create AIDs
believing government creating whatever bad there exists is a mechanism for people to cope with uncertainty of actual reality.
@@lasskinn474 the actualy reality of far right and xtian fascism?
Or the other reality where you pretend it doesnt exist as we creep ever closer to the precipit.
@@DJWESG1 believing in all the crazy stuff would just play into that. Like how you're going to anything about the effed up implementation of the plea deal system as an everyday part of the judicial system which the judicial system depends on if you believe that usa is 50% smaller than on the map and that cancers didn't exist before 1950?
There are however countries with pretty much actually fucked up governments at the moment, see myanmar. They can't import 3d printer parts etc at the moment even...
Why was one of the things that made laugh when Simon was doing his advertisement and said: “You can get it now at 83% off…. that’s 17% on… 😂
Like for the "Allegedly"
I think Raid: Shadow Legends sent him the chair in attempt to get him to do an ad, but he still refuses, "stands" his ground and sits to rub it in their faces
... sitting or not, SLAP THE F*CKING SCRIPT, SIMON!!!! It's not a proper blaze without a good script slapping.
“How much crack have you been amoking? Allegedly.” All of it, the answer is quite clearly all of it
Danny I've an idea!
Write a script talking about the absolute insanity that is Simon Whistlers total watch time by viewers. I had this realization that in 2 hours time this video alone has wracked up thousands of hours of watch time. That's fokken INSANE.
"We might unlearn a thing or two." ~ That's a lovely way to put it instead of "we might get dumber in the process".
just in case he finds this video and reads these comments: if you have four boxes that each contain four apples how many apples do you you have? that's 4 (boxes) × 4 (apples)=16 (apples) = 4×4=16. now if you have one box containing only one apple in it, how many apples is that? 1 (box) × 1 (apple) =1 (apple) 1×1=1
to go a step further
if you have two boxes each containing eight applies (2×8=16) that's exactly the same as having 4 boxes of 4 (4×4=16) or one box of 16 (1×16=16), isn't it?
If I give you 3 boxes each with 4 apples, how many apples do you have? 12
If I take away 5 apples, what are you left with? Trust issues.
Only in math problems no one questions why someone would buy 74 cantaloupe. 🤔
A problem with this analogy is that you are left with different amounts of boxes though. 😜
Dear me, you just haven't grasped the new maths:- 4×4=20 ; 2×8=18 ; 1×16=17
that said, you've got your sums back to front, it should be [eight apples]×[two boxes] 8×2=24! How do you like _them_ apples?
Oh and just a thought, if you put the two boxes in a box you'll get 48 apples [8×2]×1=48
And of course you could put that box in another box... !
The mathematics of Russian dolls boggles the mind.
fun brain blaze idea - have danny and sam work together to write a script wherein they play a bit of the blaze where Simon reads the script and says "danny what are you up to?" etc, and danny responds. kinda like a "director commentary" episode.
With every channel or podcast Simon develops, his "I, as always, am your host Simon" is becoming more and more literally true. He's _ALWAYS_ the host.
Which begs the question: By dint of that, if he's always the host...does that make us, his audience, parasites?
Yes
1 Simon X 1 Simon = 2 Simons
@@MinMaxxx I mean that's just science
No. It's funny because our views pay his bills. He's the host and so are we. But the parasite is streaming platforms. They literally produce no content but make the most money, lol.
"Not the bees, Peter!" Another classic BB phrase and lovely to see Peter being brought back into the action rather than being hurled across the room. Although, the days of Peter throwing were incredibly funny.
I feel like a lapsed catholic who constantly gets the lord's prayer wrong at church whenever I am watching Business Blaze anymore.
Are we simon? Is simon even real?
when in doubt, c4. ah good old mythbusters
"Was that research done in your tiny brain, Mark?"
dude had a brain tumor years ago that was removed so his brain is a bit smaller than most people's 😅😅😅
I had to help a younger sibling grasp the difference between 1+1 and 1×1... it's difficult. Haha! But 1 multiple of 1 is 1. That seems to be the clearest way (in my mind) to help me explain it to children.
The amount of conspiracies going around these days has convinced me we need to take a good hard look at our education systems, cause we seem to be failing on a very basic level
Common sense aint common any more!
people who have private planes(I assume or at least rent them) claiming the government is putting out chemtrails with their property in the sky without them knowing while they're claiming government is doing it is kinda crazy. you're paying for the shit and could take a look ffs.
@@stephen3164 common sense was never common sadly. See it all the time in security
It's the Great Awakening. If you haven't been called a conspiracy theorist yet you may be a sheep.
We have access to more information than ever, it's time to use it.
Are you not aware that the government sponsored educational system is nothing but an instrument of the conspiracy cover-up?
2:45 is straight facts fact boi
About 911; most buildings would not fall down with that type of crash, but due to the style of building and the kind support system they had it was a perfect storm. There is some really interesting real engineering stuff on how those towers were designed. It was a really good design except they didn't plan for planes full of fuel crashing into them. I don't think even the terrorist knew the building would collapse.
@@wadetwigg1509 Then the terrorists would have to have had inside information.
Yay! Finally been able to catch up on these Blazes! I wouldn't agree with Mr Howard, but I do agree that one Simon times one Danny times one Sam equals too much of a great time.
Man, if this guy figures this math shit out I'm gonna have to go back and sue all my math teachers for being in on the conspiracy!
My favorite chemtrail clip I've seen, aside from the lady spraying vinegar in her back yard to make clouds go away, was a guy living on a lake, the kind where people launch fireworks from, and he said that the levels of metals such as aluminum and strontium, like you find in fireworks, that he was testing the water for.... for no apparent reason, had increased over the years: thus chemtrails are killing us all. Who could have predicted that annually releasing metals over a lake would increase the ppb counts of those same metals in that same lake?
No one ever talks about the fact that steel doesn’t have to melt in order to heat treat it which will make the steel super hard but also very brittle. Ask and blacksmith how easy it is to break non tempered heat treated steel.
Simon missed Danny's "Sign of the Times" joke. But I caught it. Well done Danny!
As a professional metalworker and production machine operator here in Germany I get really annoyed at people going on about that the planes couldn´t have brought down the WTC. Especially the "Jet fuel does not melt steal beams" argument. First of all, yes jet fuel burns at 800 degrees celsius. But thats when its pure and sitting in a beaker. If you throw Kerosine on a giant pile of wood plastic and paper, ignite it and blow in a lot of air it gets incredible hot, even up to the melting point of steel. Like for example if you flew a plane into a high building that already has strong winds blowing up and then the convection sucks in even more air.
And second, you dont even need to melt the steel. Thats the point where you know people talk without a basic understanding of how steel and its strengh regarding heating it work. I know this because I went to a school to learn this. And its quiet simple, steel has a heat stregth curve, meaning, the hotter it gets the more strength it looses. Up to 500 C it linearly looses its strgth ending at a loss of 40 percent of its strength at room temperature. Over that the loss increases rapitdly and at, funnly enougth, about 800 C it has lost 90 percent of its original strength. From that point its a flatter and linear decline till it reaches its melting point, which is what makes it a wonderful material to forge as it has a wide range of workability. But what this tells you is, that the 800 C that jet feul burns at alone is absolutely enougth to anihilate the load bearing capabilitys of a structure making every part on those floors fail at once, leating to the straight collaps we see in the videos.
Look at the guy that wrote Sherlock Holmes. He was fooled by some young girls. About fairies.
There's one thing he's got that you haven't...
A BIG BUSHY BEARD!
come on, I'll show you round the station
Always love a Hot Fuzz reference
Simon starts conspiracy that Prince is alive 😂😂😂😂
You are Brilliant Mr. Whistler
So if these celebrities have flown in a plane, doesn’t that make them complicate in the “chem trail” conspiracy?
Complicit was very likely the word autocorrect stuffed up for you.
Terrance has definitely lost it OR is paving the way to start a weird ass Cult of which he'll be the Leader.
Sadly, in the US at least you can call yourself "doctor" with an honorary PHD.
I guess I can declare myself an honorary PhD, and then use the title Dr……
An exceptional example of a famous person who wanted to prove something he believed in is Tim Delonge.
He took it seriously and got the military and government involved, legitimately. I give props tp that
Conspiracy: It's actually Simon who is locked in the basement, forced to read scripts.
18:00 wonder what someone like Dolph Lundgren will say about it (he studied and and graduated with a degree in chemical engineering ) ....