Saw the Thumbnail, hand to pop in to comment: I actually grew up in Bowling Green, Kentucky, and I was living there when the incident happened. It was just a few months before I left to move to Michigan to start Graduate School. After Kelly-Anne Conway dumped that load of false bullshit, my mom bought everyone in the family, "Bowling Green Massacre Survivor" shirts. Sometimes when I mention where I'm from, people with ask me if I was there for the Massacre. I always say yes, the devastation was nowhere, thousands theoretically died, and we may never recover from what we didn't lose. We will never forget what never happened.
Simon: 'Danny... Danny why has death become apart of your script so much lately?' Danny Monologuing: 'It's been 33 months since I saw my wife and kids when some bald man with a magnificent beard put a sack over my head and ushered me into a basement. All this time I urn for freedom, while relishing the sweet release of death'
Simon: "Why has death become part of scripts all of sudden?" Danny: "You keep me in your basement, chained to a typewriter, for 5 years." Simon: "SILENCE WORM" *whipcracks*
If Danny keeps up his macabre material, Simon might need to move him to the darkest corner of the Blazement where he keeps his Casual Criminalist writers.
Simon's momentary confusion of if humans are mammals or not, despite his claim to have sired 2 definitely ordinary kids makes me assume he's a Reptilian.
California has recently classified bumblebees as fish. This is because the bees are under threat but California's laws apparently can't give legal protection to insects, but they can to fish.
It sounds completely mental until you hear what actually happened. Unlike the Bowling Green Massacre, which was proof that Kelly Ann was completely mental.
It's truly discouraging to know how easy it is to lie to people, and equally discouraging it is to know how easily led people are. As George Carlin once said, we're circling the drain, folks.
@@mollywantshugs5944 I'd argue that it's gotten worst due to the ease of access that we have to information on a whole. The penalty for lying should be evenly spread across the board by now. If you lie in court after swearing to tell the truth, that's perjury. Why hasn't society caught up to that for politicians? Why is it that you nor I can't mislead a courtroom but a politician can OPENLY lie to a country (I'm not even going to tackle the idiots who buy in)? Simply put, the system is unbalanced. We hold everyone else accountable except for those who most need to be.
@@mollywantshugs5944 Agreed. It’s easy to forget that not long ago the average person could go their whole lives without hearing or seeing anything contrary to what the religious and political powers that be permitted them to hear and see. We may have a problem with misinformation nowadays, but there was a time when misinformation was the only game in town.
He also spoke on Reagan's Gang including edwin meese who dipshit in chief gave a Medal of Freedom a few years back. He spoke about people in hats. He spoke about the church and american values. What have we learned?
We either need a physical script just for slapping - I do miss the slapping - or we need a bit more 'AM I RIGHT, PETER!' followed by launching of the plant, to punctuate the talking here and there
Herodotus didn't "just make shit up to sound interesting" he really did research and talk to people about events and collect their stories. When he talks about the weirder stuff he doesn't say he necessarily believes it, he leaves it to the listener/reader to determine what they think
Thanks for raising this. I was insulted on Herodotus' behalf. Saying he made shit up is.... making shit up. True that those he interviewed may have (probably have) embellished or lied.
@@Ojos_Del_Sol this is true but he was emphasising how different Egypt was to the Greek world, I'm not saying he is always right or anything but he isn't "just making shit up". There may well have been a story he heard about Egyptian women peeing standing up, perhaps one connected with the Egyptian method for pregnancy tests where a woman would pee on some grains and see whether they grew. That story would have fitted in perfectly with his opening to book three of the histories where he is emphasising the difference in Egyptian culture but also how much the Greeks have been influenced by it
My day is infinitely made better by a Brain Blaze video but mate you need to get a script back in your mitts We also need to have a feature length episode with a 15 minute Danny special intro…..
I went to college in Bowling Green KY when that was fake news and my favorite thing was how the city came together after she said that. We had signs, shirts, etc. My favorite sign was one a frat house put up that said "Do you remember the Bowling Green Massacre? Brian Williams was there." (Which, for those of you outside the US if you don't know, Brian Williams was working as a national nightly news anchor two years prior to Kelly saying this and got exposed... And memed... for wayyyy embellishing his stories from the time war reporting)
I am loving the comer switching and the slightly less formal jacket, and the chapter screens are quite nice too! Also when is “Bell” coming out as a single?! And thank you for the expert memeology Sam, the amazing script Danny and as always, the Simon, factboi.
Poor The Onion. Number of times I've seen their articles scraped and regurgitated as fact. I find it funny, but also very very sad that people are dumb.
You can imagine the masses gathering outside the pizza shop and a worker comes out and says, its ok people, the toothfairy came and summoned a demigorgon and banished the old owner to the prison from the lego batman movie. Everyone goes silent for a second look at each other and turn around and walk away, while removing their tinfoil and quitely chatting about types of lizards. 👽
pedo ring or not, reckless endangerment with a deadly weapon i.e. entering a crowded building and firing a gun, holds a sentence of 2-7 years with a minimum of 4 if you have a prior felony.
Yeah I was kind of ill at ease with him suggesting this guy needed a lighter sentence because he believed some dumb bullshit and managed to convince himself he was taking part in heroics. There are way too many people believing way too much dumb crap the last few years, and if we started giving lesser sentences for that it'd only encourage the January 6th type shenanigans.
Or at least put up one of those "nice" pictures that drive people crazy. Also Simon, check that leaky pipe that he gets to drink from, there may be something growing there. Have you been flushing your drugs again?
True story: I tracked down the location of Simon’s recording studio, and armed only with a swiss army knife, some dental floss, a toothpick, and an AR-15, I stormed the studio to free Danny from his basement jail, only to find out in shocking horror - there is no basement to Simon’s studio! I did rummage around out back in the alleyway and found a broken portable room heater, and a fuse labeled for neon light circuit use.
Mate, go back inside with the fuse put it in the sign and turn it on/off/on/off. Then plug it out, plug it back in and turn it on. THEN press the buttom inside the skull. A secret door should open to a hallway. Use ETA to stop the door from closing behing you. At the end of the hallway, pull back the rug and pry open the teak flooring boards. There, you'll see the trap door to the basement. Danny, Sam and who knows who else should be down there. On your way out grab a few of the red cups. They should be around there somewhere. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY! FOR GODS SAKE MAN! GRAB THE BOXES OF MAGIC SPOON, ROTTING TURTLE AND ROTTEN BADGER (forget the other stuff because they're for women and they're barely mammals, AM I RIGHT PETER & STEPHEN)!
Liar. Danny is captured there you just didn't find him. Besides what are you doing? You want fact boi end up in prison? If Danny goes to police? We can't risk that. We need Danny in the Blazement he'd irreplaceable
3:30 American here: In 2007, my US History Teacher in NY mispoke when teaching us about the time National Guard Troops fired upon protesting college students. He taught my entire class that the "Kent State Massacre" was the "Bowling Green Massacre" 3 years before it was cool. We did not do well on our final exams when we spoke about the Bowling Green Massacre, how JFK was shot in Austin, and that time Teddy Roosevelt rode a Bull Moose in Cuba.
The new angles,and the new way we read scripts here now,KS a much needed refresh.I know there's haters out there,but I'm a firm believer of the positivity of change.Any change really.Its good to just mix it up every once In a while.Id like to see it go full circle some day,and end in some kind of walking rant,with arms fully flailing,but this is all in good time.Keep uo the development :)
Hey, I live in BG, KY and we took the Bowling Green Massacre very seriously. >.> Actually, BG happens to be a fairly large refugee city in KY. We have a very large number of Bosnian, Myanmar, and Afghan people living here, so for BG to be used a fake news propaganda to justify a travel ban was a slap in the face to many who live here and work closely with those communities and know what they went through to get here and how hard they are all working to adjust to being in a semi-rural area of Kentucky. So, yeah, creating a fake massacre when the US as a whole can't even get a handle on the domestic (read: mostly white) terrorism was just... Ugh.
This is hilarious! I’ve randomly seen Blaze there on a different channel, decided to check him out then discovered this- omg! Glad I did- I gotta forward to my brother lol. Cheers!
Simon has such an entertaining way of delivering material that I love watching and listening to him even though his beliefs and opinions are very different from mine.
The Comet Ping Pong story sounds remarkably similar to an actual event I know about that took place in southwest Scotland. A man had escaped arrest in New Orleans for running an illegal gambling operation in a restaurant's basement. They broke into a largely forgotten military storage bunker and partially renovated it as a brothel despite large part of it being filled with water. They were eventually found out when people in the area started suffering from a disease normally found in waterborne cave-dwelling flies. Aside from these parts, i.e. the facts, being different, most of the story seems to gollow he same pattern. Instead of the political elite it was members of the World Health Organisation that were meeting there. Child pornography was also suspected as the illegal activity and when it was revealed it was prostitution they changed the narrative to child trafficking. Also somewhere along the line a local food delivery service was implicated. However, despite the food delivery service being a sandwich business, there was lots of weird symbology to do with pizza in the rumors. I think maybe the actual news story caught a bit of the trend by association. Trends are pretty weird.
Also, Marc Anthony was definitely a womanizing drunk. This was referred to in more sources than just those controlled by Octavian, including a whole series of speeches by Cicero talking about what a degenerate anthony was. Octavian pissed a lot of people off because he actually stole that will out of a temple
I feel like Sam including the Bell End Song and the Nuclear Explosion/Simon Screaming sound effect was just for me through my request last week for them. Best channel ever
Things we lost in 2022: 1) epic blazes 2) script hitting 3) roaming 4) bionic ass glitching 5) introductions the size of novels RIP, oh great insane blazing format. The subject matter still good though 🎉
Wait, the Bowling Green things was from Nationalism Barbie? My brain had just folded it into all the shite that Margarine Toilet Grime has said 'cause she spews forth so much bollocks that I'd actually somehow managed to forget that Kelly-Ann Conartist even existed. O.o
Brain Blaze is one of those rare things where the whole is greater then the sum of its parts. Without Simon's charismatic presentation, Danny's awesome scripts and Sam's *fine* vintage meme's this simply wouldn't be as near as great, dare I say iconic? -Allegedly
8 years off pizzagate and among the thousands off selfproclaimed heroes off truth and justice, only 1 guy ever had the guts to go into the restaurant and see if there was any truth in the matter. F***** amazing. You could almost think, that this was never about pizzagate itself, but about having something to rile yourself against.
You can shot on pizza gate for sounding crazy but just remember that happened before we started finding out about epstein and maxwell, which we've never seen their client list. Not saying it's true just saying it's a possibility as we have never gotten answers
If they hadn't been ordered to go to Trump's Inauguration, military Cadets wouldn't have been there. That means that the number of people at Trump's Inauguration voluntarily was even smaller.
Cmon simon, herodotus did travel and do interviewx, alledgedly. When you consider that previous commentators had their historys soaked in allegory, supernatural shenannegans and a healthy dose of r@pist gods, herodotus was a shining exanple of truthful reporting by comparison.
You could always honk them off by saying "If I die and find out God isn't real, I'm going to kick him right in the b***" (or body part of your choice).
I've never heard of the Bowling Green massacre and I live very close too and work in Bowling Green, Kentucky I think would have heard about it it's very gossipy place
'The conspiracy theories have to start from somewhere' Monuments Latter: 'Some rich guy that owned an island where powerful people came to 'visit' is found hanging mysteriously in a maximum facility'
"why are dannys scrips getting darker?" that happens simon, if you keep someone chained up in your basement for years & force him to write shorter & shorter script introductions....no1 could stay sane like that!
Simon, you got the Pizza Gate location wrong, it wasn't in Incredible Pizza's basement, it was in your basement where you keep Danny and Sam locked up.
I laughed when Simon was questioning Danny's murdered people and realising it's fake news. 🤣😂 Simon, you ARE a soul. Some researcher dudes/dudettes said the Hebrew word meant a living, breathing being. Which we all are. Cheers for another great and funny vid. 👍🏼👍🏼🤗
Ah yes. נפש (nephesh) in English can mean the mind, the heart, breath, appetite, desires, or simply oneself. Originally, there was no distinction between an ethereal soul and a corporeal body. The whole "separate floaty ghost thingy" idea didn't come around until the Ancient Greeks messed with the heads of Christians and gave them this drug-induced idea (really, Oracles were high as Hades). So the word nephesh (soul) basically means "everything that makes you YOU!" Which is a much better idea, I think.
@@rhov-anion totally right. Thanks for the explanation. It's interesting how much has changed over the generations and people just forget the truths there still are. It's like the whole Jesus being God thing. The Christ had the "authority" of God, but still he prayed to his father before doing anything "miraculous". 🤣😂
Saw the Thumbnail, hand to pop in to comment: I actually grew up in Bowling Green, Kentucky, and I was living there when the incident happened. It was just a few months before I left to move to Michigan to start Graduate School. After Kelly-Anne Conway dumped that load of false bullshit, my mom bought everyone in the family, "Bowling Green Massacre Survivor" shirts. Sometimes when I mention where I'm from, people with ask me if I was there for the Massacre. I always say yes, the devastation was nowhere, thousands theoretically died, and we may never recover from what we didn't lose. We will never forget what never happened.
The fictional carnage has left me a scarred and broken man.
The devastation was real, just not at Bowling Green. All those Fox followers were lead even further from reality.
@@adambielen8996 Same.
You know the saying: IRL shitposting brings the family closer
Lol bowling green is a place? Haha. I thought it was.. a bowling green.
Simon: 'Danny... Danny why has death become apart of your script so much lately?'
Danny Monologuing: 'It's been 33 months since I saw my wife and kids when some bald man with a magnificent beard put a sack over my head and ushered me into a basement. All this time I urn for freedom, while relishing the sweet release of death'
Danny and I, same page.
*yearn for freedom
I'm sure hes happy down there. He has a radiator and mushrooms for food and basement stout.
Im thinking about storming simon house to release the poor writer. Blazegate, here i come!!!!!!
@@Blackvolttage Careful, the basement has many layers and I'm pretty sure baldy is really a Sumerian demon Pzuzu!!!!
Simon: "Why has death become part of scripts all of sudden?"
Danny: "You keep me in your basement, chained to a typewriter, for 5 years."
Simon: "SILENCE WORM" *whipcracks*
If Danny keeps up his macabre material, Simon might need to move him to the darkest corner of the Blazement where he keeps his Casual Criminalist writers.
Simon's momentary confusion of if humans are mammals or not, despite his claim to have sired 2 definitely ordinary kids makes me assume he's a Reptilian.
California has recently classified bumblebees as fish. This is because the bees are under threat but California's laws apparently can't give legal protection to insects, but they can to fish.
Seeing as though it's California, I can believe this.
@@hepchaos beelieve it.
It sounds completely mental until you hear what actually happened. Unlike the Bowling Green Massacre, which was proof that Kelly Ann was completely mental.
It's truly discouraging to know how easy it is to lie to people, and equally discouraging it is to know how easily led people are. As George Carlin once said, we're circling the drain, folks.
If it makes you feel any better, it’s always been that way. If anything it’s gotten a bit better
@@mollywantshugs5944 I'd argue that it's gotten worst due to the ease of access that we have to information on a whole. The penalty for lying should be evenly spread across the board by now. If you lie in court after swearing to tell the truth, that's perjury. Why hasn't society caught up to that for politicians? Why is it that you nor I can't mislead a courtroom but a politician can OPENLY lie to a country (I'm not even going to tackle the idiots who buy in)? Simply put, the system is unbalanced. We hold everyone else accountable except for those who most need to be.
@@mollywantshugs5944 Agreed. It’s easy to forget that not long ago the average person could go their whole lives without hearing or seeing anything contrary to what the religious and political powers that be permitted them to hear and see. We may have a problem with misinformation nowadays, but there was a time when misinformation was the only game in town.
He also spoke on Reagan's Gang including edwin meese who dipshit in chief gave a Medal of Freedom a few years back. He spoke about people in hats. He spoke about the church and american values. What have we learned?
Imagine how smart the average person is... half of the people are dumber then that
Simon falling for fake news 28 seconds after announcing he's talking about fake news *chef's kiss*
We either need a physical script just for slapping - I do miss the slapping - or we need a bit more 'AM I RIGHT, PETER!' followed by launching of the plant, to punctuate the talking here and there
Herodotus didn't "just make shit up to sound interesting" he really did research and talk to people about events and collect their stories. When he talks about the weirder stuff he doesn't say he necessarily believes it, he leaves it to the listener/reader to determine what they think
Herodotus reported everything he was told, but would often explicitly state “though I do not believe this”
@@SirMrProfessor Exactly!
Thanks for raising this. I was insulted on Herodotus' behalf. Saying he made shit up is.... making shit up. True that those he interviewed may have (probably have) embellished or lied.
He literally said that egypt was where the men peed sitting down and women peed standing up.
@@Ojos_Del_Sol this is true but he was emphasising how different Egypt was to the Greek world, I'm not saying he is always right or anything but he isn't "just making shit up". There may well have been a story he heard about Egyptian women peeing standing up, perhaps one connected with the Egyptian method for pregnancy tests where a woman would pee on some grains and see whether they grew. That story would have fitted in perfectly with his opening to book three of the histories where he is emphasising the difference in Egyptian culture but also how much the Greeks have been influenced by it
My day is infinitely made better by a Brain Blaze video but mate you need to get a script back in your mitts
We also need to have a feature length episode with a 15 minute Danny special intro…..
Our Boy with the Blaze is trying very hard to atone for his past script-abusing ways.
@@devikwolf Ah but is he also atoning for keeping Danny and Sam locked away in the basement?
This too! This whole new format is..I dunno..watching 👀 him abuse paper is half the fun
We need paper and long intros from Danny in an attempt to encourage his abuser to release him. It sounds like Danny has given up on ever getting out.
We need another epic blaze.
"The news is shit" - our Whistle Boi speaks way more truth than most global news outlets. Thanks for reminding us all of this.
When the media is more concerned with whipping up a storm, to gain viewing points, than reporting genuine news then you know we're all up shit-creek
I went to college in Bowling Green KY when that was fake news and my favorite thing was how the city came together after she said that. We had signs, shirts, etc. My favorite sign was one a frat house put up that said "Do you remember the Bowling Green Massacre? Brian Williams was there."
(Which, for those of you outside the US if you don't know, Brian Williams was working as a national nightly news anchor two years prior to Kelly saying this and got exposed... And memed... for wayyyy embellishing his stories from the time war reporting)
I love that Simon's tangents are literally an aside.
Now we have to look for a cosinus & sinus camera for the complete trinigometry !
"I survived the Brain Blaze basement "
I'd buy it.
New coat? New watch? New gear??? Looks like somebody finally took that Raid Shadow Legends money!
Allegedly
Love some brain blaze, would you ever consider giving the Simon Whistled show another shot? Absolutely brilliant podcast
I did not know about this. Thank you for giving me many more minutes of the almighty Factboi
Simon Mythsler as an evil alternative to Fact Boy be a cool channel lol
I’m listening through it now and I love it!
I am loving the comer switching and the slightly less formal jacket, and the chapter screens are quite nice too!
Also when is “Bell” coming out as a single?! And thank you for the expert memeology Sam, the amazing script Danny and as always, the Simon, factboi.
omg I get that little Bellend tune stuck in my head, and ppl wonder what the hell I'm singing: "IT'S NSFW BRITISH SLANG FOLKS NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!"
@@jacquelynsmith2351 glad it’s not just me!
Poor The Onion. Number of times I've seen their articles scraped and regurgitated as fact. I find it funny, but also very very sad that people are dumb.
You can imagine the masses gathering outside the pizza shop and a worker comes out and says, its ok people, the toothfairy came and summoned a demigorgon and banished the old owner to the prison from the lego batman movie.
Everyone goes silent for a second look at each other and turn around and walk away, while removing their tinfoil and quitely chatting about types of lizards. 👽
Demogorgon
pedo ring or not, reckless endangerment with a deadly weapon i.e. entering a crowded building and firing a gun, holds a sentence of 2-7 years with a minimum of 4 if you have a prior felony.
Welch the crisis actor. His family involved with anti child abduction efforts, Haiti and more. Forever young...
Yeah I was kind of ill at ease with him suggesting this guy needed a lighter sentence because he believed some dumb bullshit and managed to convince himself he was taking part in heroics. There are way too many people believing way too much dumb crap the last few years, and if we started giving lesser sentences for that it'd only encourage the January 6th type shenanigans.
@@nivision he didnt believe anything. He was paid crisis actor. Owner of comet is a creep tho i understand why would they hire a crisis actor.
@@nivision talk about believing fake news 🤣
I’m slightly drunk on mead rn so I’m wanting me some Simon. And then I see this in my feed. Thank you, Odin
Cheers! 🍷
I'm loving the new camera cut aways
I'm liking the tangent aside camera angle, seems incredibly fitting for Blaze Boi
I know who doesn't like it...Sam lol
@@chuckmaddox6725 I am expecting some wildly memeified cuts to this angle from Sam as time goes on; screen filters, voice filters, the works.
My favorite clips are Simon’s bell end song & his explosion and scream. Keep ‘em coming, Sam
Re: Pizzagate shooter: Being stupid or ill-informed is no defense in the law.
Agh come on, give em a break love..... Jesus told him to do it XD
"I survived Danny's 3 hour intro", or "I survived Simon's repeated tangents" 🤣
Simon the amount of death in Danny's scripts could be foreshadowing, he might be trying to get on Casual Criminalist
I"ll love to hear Simon read a Danny script for CC. Since Callum suddenly got replaced, CC has gone down hill. Danny and Callum are the best writers.
I'm concerned for Danny. Perhaps you should move him to a different room in the basement
Or at least put up one of those "nice" pictures that drive people crazy. Also Simon, check that leaky pipe that he gets to drink from, there may be something growing there. Have you been flushing your drugs again?
I miss the raving ranting Simon walking around with his script. Brain blaze just isn't the same with what feels like a podcast format.
"Kellyanne Connway, people are going to fact check you" let me stop you right there Simon
True story: I tracked down the location of Simon’s recording studio, and armed only with a swiss army knife, some dental floss, a toothpick, and an AR-15, I stormed the studio to free Danny from his basement jail, only to find out in shocking horror - there is no basement to Simon’s studio!
I did rummage around out back in the alleyway and found a broken portable room heater, and a fuse labeled for neon light circuit use.
Mate, go back inside with the fuse put it in the sign and turn it on/off/on/off.
Then plug it out, plug it back in and turn it on.
THEN press the buttom inside the skull.
A secret door should open to a hallway. Use ETA to stop the door from closing behing you.
At the end of the hallway, pull back the rug and pry open the teak flooring boards.
There, you'll see the trap door to the basement. Danny, Sam and who knows who else should be down there.
On your way out grab a few of the red cups. They should be around there somewhere.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY! FOR GODS SAKE MAN! GRAB THE BOXES OF MAGIC SPOON, ROTTING TURTLE AND ROTTEN BADGER (forget the other stuff because they're for women and they're barely mammals, AM I RIGHT PETER & STEPHEN)!
Liar. Danny is captured there you just didn't find him. Besides what are you doing? You want fact boi end up in prison? If Danny goes to police? We can't risk that. We need Danny in the Blazement he'd irreplaceable
As Simon has mentioned several times, his studio IS the basement
@@russellfitzpatrick503 Simon is a slim one. Don't be fooled by the misdirection.
Did you use clues found on 4chan to find his studio?
3:30 American here: In 2007, my US History Teacher in NY mispoke when teaching us about the time National Guard Troops fired upon protesting college students. He taught my entire class that the "Kent State Massacre" was the "Bowling Green Massacre" 3 years before it was cool. We did not do well on our final exams when we spoke about the Bowling Green Massacre, how JFK was shot in Austin, and that time Teddy Roosevelt rode a Bull Moose in Cuba.
Simon makes me so happy as I also can’t stand conspiracy theories.
The new angles,and the new way we read scripts here now,KS a much needed refresh.I know there's haters out there,but I'm a firm believer of the positivity of change.Any change really.Its good to just mix it up every once In a while.Id like to see it go full circle some day,and end in some kind of walking rant,with arms fully flailing,but this is all in good time.Keep uo the development :)
Nice change of pace with the multi-cam, helps add some of the chaos of old back; I like it!
15:05 "That's right, Simon - maintain our cover!" - Xulthor, King of the Hollow Earth Reptoids
When i take a dump i usually cant whatch most you tubers cuz of the discomfort but you are one of the ones i can whatch while taking a dump!
‘Insane and immoral’ pretty much sums up that entire administration
Sounds like you're describing the current administration. Wanting full term abortion = immoral, Pushing for war with Russia = insane. 🤷♂️
Make this a full series
The guy who 'survived' the bowling green massacre (4:37) bears a striking resemblance to a youtuber I'm familiar with.
Simon , I'll have you know that I am proud of my lizard heritage.
Damn mammals, thinking they're the only sentient race.
Hey, I live in BG, KY and we took the Bowling Green Massacre very seriously. >.>
Actually, BG happens to be a fairly large refugee city in KY. We have a very large number of Bosnian, Myanmar, and Afghan people living here, so for BG to be used a fake news propaganda to justify a travel ban was a slap in the face to many who live here and work closely with those communities and know what they went through to get here and how hard they are all working to adjust to being in a semi-rural area of Kentucky.
So, yeah, creating a fake massacre when the US as a whole can't even get a handle on the domestic (read: mostly white) terrorism was just... Ugh.
The memes are just. **Chef's kiss**
I love and hate how much the "Learning Stuff with Fact Boy" interlude gets me.
Bowling Green Massacre sounds like something happened to the computer chips at the Corvette factory
Gotta say I like the new two camera setup! I think it adds a good bit of character to an already fun and wacky show.
I love watching the studio progression and wondering if the neighbors finally heard you yelling about Nazis and people locked in the basement.
This video was "UnReal". Can I have my Goat back now Simon.
This is hilarious! I’ve randomly seen Blaze there on a different channel, decided to check him out then discovered this- omg! Glad I did- I gotta forward to my brother lol. Cheers!
Simon has such an entertaining way of delivering material that I love watching and listening to him even though his beliefs and opinions are very different from mine.
It's fun to see all the formats you're trying! Do you have a favorite so far?
The Comet Ping Pong story sounds remarkably similar to an actual event I know about that took place in southwest Scotland.
A man had escaped arrest in New Orleans for running an illegal gambling operation in a restaurant's basement.
They broke into a largely forgotten military storage bunker and partially renovated it as a brothel despite large part of it being filled with water.
They were eventually found out when people in the area started suffering from a disease normally found in waterborne cave-dwelling flies.
Aside from these parts, i.e. the facts, being different, most of the story seems to gollow he same pattern.
Instead of the political elite it was members of the World Health Organisation that were meeting there.
Child pornography was also suspected as the illegal activity and when it was revealed it was prostitution they changed the narrative to child trafficking.
Also somewhere along the line a local food delivery service was implicated.
However, despite the food delivery service being a sandwich business, there was lots of weird symbology to do with pizza in the rumors.
I think maybe the actual news story caught a bit of the trend by association.
Trends are pretty weird.
i think iy might have been the Dumfries and Galloway region if i remember correctly.
Wait what?
Always enjoy another presentation by Simon and the team 💙💛👏
Also, Marc Anthony was definitely a womanizing drunk. This was referred to in more sources than just those controlled by Octavian, including a whole series of speeches by Cicero talking about what a degenerate anthony was. Octavian pissed a lot of people off because he actually stole that will out of a temple
Fantastic as always thank you
How do you even use that copper mug? They transfer heat rather well, its not pleasant to drink anything hot from.
Two cameras!!! Moving up in the world, I love it!
I think if Danny was able to have an hour, once a week, out of the basement. The death talk would stop
I feel like Sam including the Bell End Song and the Nuclear Explosion/Simon Screaming sound effect was just for me through my request last week for them. Best channel ever
Excellent. But not long enough!
Things we lost in 2022:
1) epic blazes
2) script hitting
3) roaming
4) bionic ass glitching
5) introductions the size of novels
RIP, oh great insane blazing format.
The subject matter still good though 🎉
Nice lighting and angles fact boy, well utilized by editor.
Danny's trying to "out-Saw" George. That's gonna be an uphill battle.
Wait, the Bowling Green things was from Nationalism Barbie? My brain had just folded it into all the shite that Margarine Toilet Grime has said 'cause she spews forth so much bollocks that I'd actually somehow managed to forget that Kelly-Ann Conartist even existed. O.o
Brain Blaze is one of those rare things where the whole is greater then the sum of its parts. Without Simon's charismatic presentation, Danny's awesome scripts and Sam's *fine* vintage meme's this simply wouldn't be as near as great, dare I say iconic? -Allegedly
I need that Bellend bit as a ringtone, Simon.
I like the two camera setup where the straight ahead is him reading the script, and the side on is the tangent cam
When are you doing a video about the Depp v Heard trial? No idea what channel but there's even alpacas!
8 years off pizzagate and among the thousands off selfproclaimed heroes off truth and justice, only 1 guy ever had the guts to go into the restaurant and see if there was any truth in the matter. F***** amazing. You could almost think, that this was never about pizzagate itself, but about having something to rile yourself against.
You can shot on pizza gate for sounding crazy but just remember that happened before we started finding out about epstein and maxwell, which we've never seen their client list. Not saying it's true just saying it's a possibility as we have never gotten answers
The rage has finally peaked. Danny is done with the blazement. He will attempt a break out
*_DAN SMASH_*
If they hadn't been ordered to go to Trump's Inauguration, military Cadets wouldn't have been there. That means that the number of people at Trump's Inauguration voluntarily was even smaller.
This has probably been my favorite script
Certainly best he's done recently
Nice new angle. We get a great shot of your accoustic baffling!
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Cmon simon, herodotus did travel and do interviewx, alledgedly. When you consider that previous commentators had their historys soaked in allegory, supernatural shenannegans and a healthy dose of r@pist gods, herodotus was a shining exanple of truthful reporting by comparison.
News Flash - Simon is missing in the Luxembourgish Embassy in Prague.
It's amazing some of the dumb things people will believe with absolutely no proof.
*Like God*
Or the social and economic viability of communism.
So brave
You could always honk them off by saying "If I die and find out God isn't real, I'm going to kick him right in the b***" (or body part of your choice).
@@itsapittie did you just associate not believing in gods with communism?
@@joehorn1762 I gave communism as an example of things people believe in without evidence.
Great as always
Maybe Danny is getting sick of being trapped in the basement 🤣
I've never heard of the Bowling Green massacre and I live very close too and work in Bowling Green, Kentucky I think would have heard about it it's very gossipy place
I'm amazed at Simon's ability to remember to tangent to the side camera
'The conspiracy theories have to start from somewhere'
Monuments Latter: 'Some rich guy that owned an island where powerful people came to 'visit' is found hanging mysteriously in a maximum facility'
Shhh, go back to sleep
@@SirMrProfessor 👈🏼 someone's on the flight log
Oooo multiple angles. Fancy man!
"why are dannys scrips getting darker?"
that happens simon, if you keep someone chained up in your basement for years & force him to write shorter & shorter script introductions....no1 could stay sane like that!
WHAT THE FUGG IS THIS NEW SHOOTING ANGLE I CANT HANDLE THREE DIMENSIONAL SIMON
Simon, you got the Pizza Gate location wrong, it wasn't in Incredible Pizza's basement, it was in your basement where you keep Danny and Sam locked up.
Good Job Simon!
I think the guy who shot the pizzaria place probably got a mix of memes from the judge, "You are made of stupid! Stop talking go to jail!!!"... :P
Love your work Simon, but really dislike the switching between two camera angles and varying close-up/zoom
Ok ... I know it's super nerdy but I'm LIVING for these multiple cameras angles
Danny is just auditioning for the casual criminalist.
Continuing the conspiracy theory subject, can you go through David Icke’s library going from least to most crazy?
Excellent as always! What would it take to get The Bell..End Song as a ringtone?!
20:22 yeah but he did own a "museum" right across the road from a kids school didn't he...
Dudes art collection is WILD. He proud of them too...
"Egyptian sorceress" 🤣🤣🤣
‘You’re a mammal’, great now my parrot is gonna have an identity crisis
I love the dark scripts more please, more
I laughed when Simon was questioning Danny's murdered people and realising it's fake news. 🤣😂
Simon, you ARE a soul. Some researcher dudes/dudettes said the Hebrew word meant a living, breathing being. Which we all are. Cheers for another great and funny vid. 👍🏼👍🏼🤗
Ah yes. נפש (nephesh) in English can mean the mind, the heart, breath, appetite, desires, or simply oneself. Originally, there was no distinction between an ethereal soul and a corporeal body. The whole "separate floaty ghost thingy" idea didn't come around until the Ancient Greeks messed with the heads of Christians and gave them this drug-induced idea (really, Oracles were high as Hades). So the word nephesh (soul) basically means "everything that makes you YOU!" Which is a much better idea, I think.
@@rhov-anion totally right. Thanks for the explanation. It's interesting how much has changed over the generations and people just forget the truths there still are. It's like the whole Jesus being God thing. The Christ had the "authority" of God, but still he prayed to his father before doing anything "miraculous". 🤣😂
The National Park Service received a three-day social media ban for fact-checking the inauguration attendence.
I'd buy a "I survived imprisonment in fact boy's basement" shirt