What Your Caffeine Says About You
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You didn't have to attack my dad like that with the pop, man is a history teacher and drinks 4-6 cans of DC a day easily. 😂
All my teachers did. But they hid it in water cups but you could see
Lol the fact that you call it “DC” sounds gangster as fuck
My math teacher would have a mini fridge in her room with a lot of diet coke
@@That_guy_from_the_peir my high school shop teacher always carried around a 20 oz Pepsi bottle but then after some snooping we found out that he was filling it with Pepsi from a 2 liter along with vodka.
I'm a teacher, and I drink a shit load of Diet Coke. I didn't know this was a thing.
If you drink 5, 5hour energy shots, you unlock that extra hour in the day that everyone wants
You unlock the next days preview in one hour
Unfortunately, when that extra hour is over, your heart, unable to handle the rigors of normal space-time anymore, explodes out of your chest.
The forbidden hour of the day
I drink a couple of the extra strength 5-hours every morning…the ending made me laugh…can’t even focus on the camera😂
Nailed those transitions between the caffeine types.
*walks 3 inches to his right*
@@seanA416 fr i was abt to say give that man a grammy
I don't think soda is right at all, I never seen a teacher with a 64 oz refillable soda cup. They are mostly truck drivers or restaurants/hotels workers.
The end is great had me rolling your awesome keep up the hilarious videos its funny because it's all true and I can relate to most of it
At the end, see the man’s commitment to his audience, the sacrifices he makes for you and I in order to bring us a mere 3 minutes of entertainment.
Look right below your comment.....my dad says you'll get hairy nuts in 3 minutes with gas station coffee
I wonder how many takes that toon at the end. If he did it first try I’d be impressed.
That’s some DADication, no doubt
@@brianglade848 that’s not hair.
Mere? This was the best 3 minutes of my life
Black coffee drinker here. Back in my day, there were no energy drinks. I watch the energy drink people sometimes drink a hot cup of coffee right before bed. It's like warm milk to them.
Lol! I like black coffee too, the energy drinks just makes me feel awful
I used to drink Red Bull for my caffeine, but it never gave me much of a boost. I switched over to Black coffee and got hooked. Tastes better and gives me way more of a clean energy boost.
I'm a 30 yr old Man, when I used to work at a Coffee Shop I consumed at least 1000 mg of Caffeine per day of various sorts. Even nowadays I still consume about 300-400 mg of caffeine a day, mostly from coffee but also tea and Rockstar Energy Drinks.
It doesn't make my "Hyper/Super Energetic" instead it mainly allows my brain to focus better.
Many of my relatives don't drink energy drinks, but drink lots of Coffee and it is almost like just water for them.
Military peeps tend to down energy drinks like water, similar to the Construction Workers loool
Can confirm. My dad has been in the military for 20 years, and I met airmen who basically lived off energy drinks and nicotine-two of my FAVORITE things. That’s where I got the habit from.
I knew a dude in the Airforce who would buy either 2 4 packs of monster or a 10 pack before work and have it gone by the end of shift.
As a person whos used cocaine multiple times, I once had to drive 5 hours back from an out of town construction job, and i felt dangerously sleepy driving i noticed i kept dozing off an i thought "this isnt safe im gonna fall asleep behind the wheel and crash the truck" so i bought an extra strength 5 hour for the first time and let me tell you, the sweaty palms and jitters and overall heightened sense of awareness was very similar to being on cocaine, except with 5 hour energy you dont crash out for 4 ish hours
Yeah, those things don't play. I drove from Las Vegas to Phoenix Arizona all night on 5 hours. Just flying through the desert at 2am on the 5 hour ride.
Found this smaller brand called aimbot, its marketed for like competitive video gaming but its the best roadtrip speed you'll ever do and legal
I was introduced to 5 Hour Energy drinks when my kids were infants and I desperately needed to stay awake at work. Over time I realized that a 1/2 shot of the Extra Strength 5 Hour Energy Drink was the perfect boost I needed to get through the day with zero jitters!
The first time I ever tried 5 hour energy I did a 16 hour drive from Georgia to Texas in a bench seat box truck towing a car trailer with my wife, mom, and her dumbass dog and no Bluetooth or cruise control. Never again
@@jonathand3613 sounds like a funny story
As an Eighth Grade Social Studies teacher who was watching this during lunch, drinking my Diet Coke, this was gold.
Haha, I’d even go as for as separating those who drink black coffee and those who use cream and sugar ☕
@@notabot8581 not funny
@@notabot8581 grow up
There isnt any point to drinking black coffe other then lazieness or cuz u dont have cream
@@stephenvanbellinghen933 there isn't any reason to ruin good coffee with cream or sugar other than you don't like coffee to begin with
@@AK_Ray Maybe u just dont like cream? Ive never heard about anyone who intentionally drinks it black who actually appreciates the coffe flavor, seems more of a statment to look cool or edgey. It tastes similar to how it does with cream only just a bit more bitter. Sometimes i drink it black to speed up the process but almost never a full glass. I've actually been a cream only drinker most my life, but it's also enjoyable to get creative with the flavoring such as adding chocolate peppermint and ice cream to the coffe
As an electrician who goes through 2 Red Bulls a day, this video is 100% on point
2 cans??? Man you need to step it up! I work in a convenience store and I've got a guy who honestly spends so much on Red Bull that I suggested he switch to Coke... And I wasn't talking about cola!!!
Not bad, one you missed is the trucker that gets a coffee, a big gulp and an energy drink
before or after they downed an entire bottle of no-doz?
that's because his meth dealer is two towns away in Salt lake
Yep them truck drivers have like 2 liter big gulps
Yes a Bang and tobacco and big ass gulp
Try being a chef. Coffee, energy drinks and cocaine/Adderall. I'm on my way to a heart attack
One of my coworkers had 4-5 5 hour energies every day. He had a stroke at 30. Luckily he pulled through but he doesn’t touch the stuff anymore.
Mans drinking 25 hours of energy a day???? Is he trying to time travel?
That's just Natural Selection at work right there
Be sure to swing by Holiday and get your caffeine of choice 👍
I'm surprised you didn't go to "Kum & Go"
What about all the tea options?!?
Ufc and CrossFit with the 5 hour 😂 that’s Ryan 😂
Kwik Trip 4 lyfe.
You gotta be a montana boy eh?
You nailed the iced coffee drinker! My wife is a all year iced coffee drinker , also complains about being cold. Lol
Same here. It’s so good though.
@@momentsformoms9467 truth!!
I used to drink iced coffee driving up the mountain every day when i used to work in montana, its just better
They way he nailed the hot coffee crowd😭 my grandparents had a collection of coffee stained mugs that they took to work with them every morning, it was so cute
I knew someone in college who had a large coffee addiction/dependence to where she would drink 3-4 cups every day to stay awake with a mug that she carried and refilled time and time again. I told her one day to get caffeine pills that come 500mg per pill as a joke.
The next week when I saw her, she was drinking only water and only later thanked me on my joke that she took as a recommendation. 💀
i recently turned from energy drinks to caffeine pills… good move honestly
Stomach ulcers are no joke.
Those are rookie numbers
I knew someone who would drink 10+ cups of coffee per day
@@macomputersuckThat’s pretty much me. Was in the Navy and now a first responder working 24s. Probably not healthy but 2-3 cups isn’t cutting it.
Nah fam, I drink that coffee for the warmth and taste. Shes just looking for speed or adderall it sounds.
I drink piping hot black coffee in my stainless STEEL canteen, the heat enhances the flavor.
My man !
As does the 30 years of coffee buildup, lol. Can't put in dishwasher because it totally messes with the flavor. He's not wrong
Mechanics choice is soda for about 70 percent of us and can't forget our crippling nicotine addiction
I understand that, I'm in construction but was raised by a mechanic so I chug DEW all day. Plus my father had a lit cigarette hanging out of his mouth from the moment he woke up to when he passed out in front of the TV in his recliner
My dad was a mechanic for 16 years, now he's a truck driver. Never smoked in his life but drinks at least one cup of coffee per day. He got me hooked on the stuff when I was 14, now I'm an electrician and rely on the stuff. We both drink it black and piping hot year round, even in summer heat waves. Couldn't love it more.
The construction worker monster part was dead on. I do construction and I have one at 5am, 9:30am break, and at lunch.
Michael Phelps used to drink 6 Monsters a day, you’re slacking
Inbetween bumps, naturally
Atrial fibrilation gang
I do floors and drive a forklift. Bangs all day for me. Star Blast for life
gotta start the transition over to black coffee. Those things are horrible for you and cost more. That change over to black coffee is how you know you're on the fast track to getting older lmao
I feel like the people who drink 5 Mountain Dews a day are also their own category.
As a truck driver that starts at midnight, it's the giant travel mug of coffee and a nock off 5 hour energy for me.
Iced tea? My mom doesn’t drink water, just unsweetened iced tea at all times of day. And don’t forget the recovering addict who drinks decaf and pretends they aren’t 5 minutes from a breakdown.
Holiday is criminally underrated as far as gas stations go…
Non-midwesterners can’t relate😭
Never even heard of it besides on this guys stuff lol I’m in Oregon
Quik Trip is better.
It is but I’m surrounded by Kwik Trips so it’s hard not to stop there.
Kwik Trips and Caseys are so much better though haha
Holiday is the go to if kwik trip or casey's isn't around.
How can this guy's skits be so deadly accurate?
I bet he puts a lot more time into videos that people might think...the man doesn't miss because he makes sure he knows his sh!t before uploading.
I love the half-step to the iced coffee. Fantastic move. Watched that moment several times. Lol
Not a teacher, but a similar occupation, and you really called me out with the Diet Coke there 😂
What do you mean, you're a zookeeper? 😂
@@elenah8330 lol 😂
@@elenah8330 No no, they said a similar occupation. Zookeeper and Teacher are the exact same thing.
The 3 for 5 on the red bulls gets me every time. And yeah I know drinkin 2-3 Red Bulls a day is bad but god dam how else am I suppose to get motivated to paint houses. Haha😂
try drinking the paint
@@paulsickels4205 I normally use duration paint so it’s a bit to thick for my liking. Now if I had some watery behr paint that might be better.
3 for 6 monsters get me through rolling was
Beer
LOL the school teacher thing was so true. I am laughing so hard 😂
Summer: Cold brew coffee at home. Make huge batch Sunday ready for the week. Has crap ton of caffeine and tastes great.
Winter: Hot Coffee in morning and yerba maté afternoons
Yes! I like you. ♥☕ lol
I see your a man of culture as well
Yerba is dope
Same, Have 4 half gallon mason jars, two making for over 72 hours and two ready to drink.
Ah, a man of culture.
Coffee and tea are even better if you get a French press or a moka pot for more flavorful coffee. Oh. And ice.. I make my fiancé ice cold Americanos that keep her caffeinated at work and then iced green tea with ginger.
I was the angsty teenager drinking diesel monster 😂 I remember going out to this ice skating rink that alot of people from my middle school went to, and they had a monster vending machine. My parents forbid me from any energy drinks so this was my way of being independent
Aircraft maintainer for 17 years, in the AF I used to have to drop a 5 Hour in a Monster to be functional lol
I thought I was the only one who done that.
@@chrislambert9903 Tastes awful don't it but I'll be damned if it didn't wake you tf up.
@@HessianForHire It's a Jagerbomb, but safe for work :D
At one point in my life I was legit taking caffeine pills and getting Grinds coffee pouches
As a cardiac nurse we once admitted a teen who had had cardiac problems from drinking too many “ monster” drinks. Bad arrhythmias.
I loved that hot coffee stereotype
The one with the diet soda is so true. Growing up in Texas, every teacher i ever had either drank diet, Dr Pepper or Diet Coke
Summer: Monster Zero, two cans a day
Winter: Coffee all day every day.
Teacher here. We drink coffee. That’s why there’s always a coffee pot in the lounge, we’ve gone through Starbucks, or we get a coffee truck in the morning on a rare Friday. You did the hallway walk right, though. 👏🏻 👏🏻
I had a teacher that had a coffeepot in his room who let me stand up and make a pot of coffee in the middle of class
@@punishedwhispers1218 In high school??
was gonna say soda sounds like a teachers aide drink
@@daniellee1722 It is.
You nailed the big gulp for teachers lmfao. As a teacher I can confirm
You can’t make videos fast enough every single one has been amazing!! Look forward to more!
The last 2 drinkers were a bit off because you could add a few more drinker types, and there's also those who drink tea or take caffine supplements/vitamins.
iced coffee, black.... year round.
I'll drink iced coffee in winter while shoveling 2ft of snow while wearing a t-shirt.
Haha same dude, black iced coffee is where it’s at lol
This man could watch paint dry and it would still be hilarious 😂
Another banger, good job guys ❤️❤️❤️
The walk with the soda made me laugh so hard
He got me, hot coffee type one, to a tee! But hey when you have no coffee, mixing Arizona tea with a Monster drink was a go to when I worked over seas.
99 cent AZ Ice Tea; Green Tea or Southern sweet tea is ✔️. As Gus Johnson says; I don't know HOW they maintain the 99 cent price point year after year!!! 🤔
My high school basketball coach was a math teacher and he would legit show up to practice everyday with a bottle of diet coke
You are 💯 percent correct on the not warshing your coffee cup!!
Right On!!! I was working almond harvest and drank on of those 5 hour energy things. Them took a 3 hour nap immediately after.
I’m the Mountain Dew guy that sometimes settles for coke or Pepsi but always a soda first thing in the morning preferably from a can or plastic bottle, I save the glass bottle cokes for the afternoon! Not a teacher… 🤣 yet
I was surprised he didn't cover Mt. Dew.
Used to drink that for breakfast. Diet but still. 😲
Mountain Dew is redneck coffee and we must protect it at all costs.
You missed one person with iced coffee: cooks. Starbuck’s pre bottled Frappuccinos are the perfect consistency to chug in a terrifyingly long sip, followed of course by a dr pepper, no ice.
I live on dr pepper 😭 that or a red bull before shift
Night time custodian- we live on energy drinks some days 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think you should add retail workers with the energy drinks because my entire store staff is redbull dependent lol
The Diet Coke thing is so accurate
Bahahahahaha...I'm a regular hot coffee drinker and I always joke that I want it so hot I don't have any tastebuds left 🤣
Sameeee! I drink it every morning in my travel cup. By the time lunch arrives, I'm so hungry and thirsty that I'll eat anything including scalding hot ramen that I can't even taste.
favorite content creator. mans is the man
The monster stereotype also works for people in Retail. Wake up, monster, have one at lunch another at break, and wind down the night with one.
Know I shouldn't before bed, but I love em. When they made a zero sugar version of Mango, I was on it.
Then you got the fishing guys who put 5 hours into their unleaded monster
This needs to be a series of what your gas station purchase says about you; also holiday Vs kwik trip needs to happen
I like a nice extra large microwave burrito. Am a fat guy.
As a mechanic I do all of them
Lol the teacher one was so good!
I'm 74 years old. I drink a large black coffee to wake up and then I have a five hour energy drink to keep me awake for an hour before I take my nap before noon.
As a 31 year old, I’m starting to know that struggle.
Delay the caffeine for 90 minutes after waking up and it will last longer
I love how clearly he calls out Ryan the Tshirt guy with the 5 hour energy comparison.
I love these videos!
Miles, you hit the nail right on the head there. I'm the guy with a pile of 5 Hour Energies in the cooler in my truck that's chopping meat all day while stompin' my boots and singing the whole time. And they don't provide five hours of energy, trust me. Lol.
“Monsters are like water to construction workers and pissed off edgy teenagers playing video games in the basement.”
Me: *sweats in audio engineer*
I cut caffeine out of my diet in May 2014 and it was one of the best things I did. No more reliance on it. Got tired of needing caffeine everyday to wake up. I feel much better without it at 29.
Fav one yet
I feel called out as an ice coffee drinker! WA raised, living in ND for college I was the only one ordering one when was snowing sideways at -40
Oh dang 13 seconds ago
Why are you so right?! As a teacher, I knew you were going to say Diet Coke. But I prefer the giant unsweet iced tea from the dispenser right next to that pop machine 😂😂
That was awesome, nicely done!! 🤣
One minute in and I am cracking up already. 😁😂
I am a hot black coffee drinker and always have been.But there were times I also (additionally) mixed 5 hour energies with liquid oxycodone for bootleg speedball. it kind of worked. The oxy did at least. lol
You nailed it!!!!!
I've done all them, but I don't really drink any anymore. I was doing a 32oz coffee for the day.
I see construction workers at our Caseys with monsters all the time!
And my teenager friend who games loves his energy drinks!
Keep it up, you are so accurate.
Lol “alright let’s go on to number 2 caffeine follow me” moves 1 step lol 😂
Great ending! Hilarious!
That's not how we do it in Boston as far as iced coffee goes 😭🤣 you doing my Dunkin medium iced dirty man
Myles-you inspired me to skip my vanilla cappuccino and scone this morning from my favorite coffee shop. I went to Kwik Trip for a black coffee and donut. 😂
I used to work construction summers during college and my boss would drink a coffee and mountain dew every day. Started the day with the coffee and wouldn’t touch the Mountain Dew (which was purchased cold) until like 11:30 when it was lukewarm/warm
this was hilarious and very accurate
first time watching, now subscribing
5 hour energy depends on the person. For me it doesn't take much caffeine to get me awake. However when I used to work a desk job for 12 hours a day (respect to those who do those jobs. I'm surprised I lasted as long as I did) I would on rare occasions have a 5 hour energy drink. It was reserved for days where I barely got sleep the night before (delayed return flight due to weather, babysitting an infant niece/nephew who had a restless night, lost track of time while hanging out with friends/family, etc). The caffeine buzz would last most of the day. I believe one day it was 16 hours before the jitters went away. One time I mixed a five hour and an energy drink. Thought the energy drink would be enough and it wasn't. Never doing that again.
Good lineup but you forgot my favorite, gas station cappuccino for the road!
Instant and tap water. Any container. But that's DYI so Holiday doesn't sell that - probably why it didn't make it in. 😜
Once I discovered caffeine pills I never went back. I consider myself a 5 hour energy user profile but seek more rapid and efficient caffeine ingestion. By taking a pill it also allows me to drink regular water for my beverage to optimize hydration.
Omg. That 5 hour energy is on point
The “Diet Coke” fucking murdered me 🤣
Double energy for five, for sure!
I work 50+ hour weeks in a production job and I have to constantly remind myself that I need regular water because drinking Monster all day takes more hydration out of my system than it puts in
In the South, that gas station is called “Circle K”. And their 89¢ any-size fountain drinks are a Godsend!
That iced coffee transition gave me a good chuckle lmao
I am a teacher and this is accurate. Would stop and a coffee, a bag of chips, cup of noodles, and a coke. Gas station person new my name.
What if your one of those people that like all those and tend to mix it up a little?
Hahahah great video!!!
Love how he says pop in from Pittsburgh so its nice to here it from other people
Can confirm! I'm a teacher and Diet Coke is my go-to during the day bookended by black coffee.
Circle K gas stations are awesome, that sip and save is a great deal
Needed this
😂😂😂 Spot on with the school teacher thing!! I drink Diet Coke all day!!
You deserve the like just for the outro. Keep up the good work!