I've read that was the attitude in the war. If you saw a queue you joined it because you just hoped it would be worth it. I don't think I seriously believed it until I heard her say that
Worrying thing is him and his viewers will think he won that one. "Look, speechless, he's got no comeback and no answers" - Yes, because you came out with such insane bullshit there IS no answer.
@@keithpanton7486 every so often, someone says something so absurd that you have the realization "I can't have a reasonable discussion with this person - because that would require reason."
game changer - his wife only just found out he hates her sticky toffee puddings and she'd been making them for him since they first started dating, thinking her cooking skills was how she hooked him in! it's all been a lie!
In some parts of Scotland Jaffa Cake is an acceptable insult, or at least it was 20 years ago when I was a teen. Clearly it's not a high-level insult as it would be more likely to confuse than offend, thus making it the sort of obfuscating insult likely to be used by a numpty who has read Sun Tsu's Art of War.
Havent owned a TV in years, and have had to self isolate this last couple of years. Chanced across this YT channel yesterday. I'd forgotten how much I used to enjoy your appearances on TV, Russell. You are an absolute legend and a National Treasure, Russell. Keep up the good work!
The herd knows 2 speeds, graze and stampede. The newsies did the same thing here telling everyone not to panic about gas creating the very panic they were cautioning against and the gas stations all ran out. This prompted some entrepreneur to create the brilliant t-shirt "I SURVIVED THE GREAT TEXAS GAS PANIC OF THURSDAY" ... (available on Amazon for $15.99.)
Our damn prices in the U.S. went up 15%, and that was AFTER our stupid government stockpiled RUSSIAN GASOLINE just before the "surprise" announced war, which our own president said was going to happen. We filled our tank a couple days before, with a 0.50ç discount from grocery points, two days before. #FuckPutin
brilliant as ever! Russell remains a bright light in a darkened world. He has that wonderful capacity of seeing the ridiculous and naming it for what it is, yet doing so with humour.
Russel has also made I think it was two full stand up shows (well, on of them is maybe more half stand up and half documentary about his life. Still fun to watch!) 😆👌
A crisis always brings out the best in people, toilet roll gate ,pasta gate, petrol panic , shortage of PPE, shortage of lateral flow test kits ,if we were at war (oh sorry we kind of are ) Christ knows what would happen
Oh ,Goddess ! Before mobile phones these critical ,squeaky clean sorts used to only bother their families .. I so loved the look on the guys face when the interviewer said you can grow concrete ....it reminds me of Dale Spender saying " when a man says something stupid ,ask him to repeat it "
Well said ! There are a lot of smirks and smiles ,people miss ....I particularly notice Mark Zuckerberg 's smile when asked how he earned money from free things and he smirked.... classic narcissist one ...( not the same.as the other guy )
Is that "village genius" still on air? (If I'd been his producer I'd used this as a cause for terminating his contract, if he'd bitch about that some kind of mercy-termination one-way ticket to Switzerland...)
Well tbh if I found you'd given covid to one of my loved ones because your too selfish to get a friggin injection or mask up..wouldn't be pretty. Don't hurt people.
why? I love Russel but he has always had a good grasp of British culture and the national Zeitgeist. I don't expect him to have particularly insightful views on how a war will unfold
Great way to protest Tesco - by creating more work for already over-worked supermarket workers who have nothing to do with Tesco's advertising. Idiots 🙄
Actually came by this channel by luck and I have to say it takes a lot for me to laugh and smile 😃 but wow I can’t stop smiling so funny 😂 now to binge watch all your videos Thankyou xx
Here in the US, loads of people spend hours pulling up grass & weeds from concrete. And now you say people in England are growing concrete? What a country!
@@isaacstocking7746 yes I was and no I’m not picky and I despise the fact that people aren’t open to refugees from the Middle East and Africa but say Ukrainian are “like them”. I despise what has been done …
Having worked for a supermarket for a short time, the only people that is punishing is the people working there on minimum wage who have to put it all back. Good job 👍
Does it really punish them? They get paid for an 8 hour shift, what they do in that 8 hr shift doesn't determine what they get paid. So if their team leader says put them back, they get paid the same as if they didn't have to do it. The protest itself is still a completely stupid pointless thing though
@@paulmiddlemass6465 Someone has never worked in a supermarket. It's not the pay that's the problem in this situation, it's the fact that bosses never hire enough people so the staff are already overworked without customers like this making things worse.
@@qwandary People won't get sick from perishable foods.The supermarket won't sell food that's been left out of fridges or freezers, it's against health regulations and they could be sued. Duh.
LEGIT 3 days ive been watching these video's not many people make me chuckle like you do mate, omg seriously great! im 100% booking a show this year! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Concrete can be made from hemp, which does grow faster than trees. However I don’t see it very common place in the market, so I assume it probably isn’t as cost effective or possibly some other setback I am unaware of.
Putting petrol or diesel in anything other than a specified diesel or petrol jug is extremely dangerous especially with petrol just one static spark from your back on the back seat of your car instead of an explosion
I don't know if it's the same in the UK but in the US putting diesel instead of petrol into your gas tank takes quite a bit of talent considering how much bigger the diesel spigot is compared to the petrol one it would take a while and be a bit messy (I have seen it happen but it takes a talented idiot).
Yeah the diesel nozzle is bigger then the petrol one. So yeah does take talent. And the "they the same colour". Nope Diesel pumps are black, unleaded petrol is green. 🤦🏻♂️ plus, most cars have a flap inside the filler, so the fuel would just go everywhere. Petrol in to a diesel would work though. Not advised however. 🤭
We have an expression in the programming world when we have to spend time making user protections like that. You'll only create a better class of idiot.
I used to work for the RAC, a car breakdown company in the UK and people put the wrong fuel in their car a lot. Some realised before they started their cars but others weren't so lucky and destroyed their engines. It's strange that so many people use the wrong pump when they are different.
Can anyone tell me who is the human who writes this. My little heart wants to believe its Russell but if not, he/she needs an award of some shite. Just never stops killing it. Beyond quick and witty. Genius
Funnily enough, filling a cart with food and then abandoning the trolly could still qualify as theft. People are of the assumption that the item has to leave the store for it to count as theft, but that's not true.
@@aquilamflammeus5569 In the case of any goods that require to be chilled or frozen, they may have done just that. Depending on your state/country laws, it can qualify as theft even if it isn't take permanently, but it depends on the circumstances of the temporary removal, and the effect the removal has on the original owner. In the UK Theft Act of 1968 it's section 6, part 1. I'd dig into U.S. laws but their a mess and vary heavily place to place. Either way, it'll bite them in their ass irrelevant of law, because there isn't a high likelihood they will be welcome back in the store again.
Also it doesn’t have any effect on Tesco itself but it does have an effect on its employees who will have to sort through and put back or throw away items 🤦🏽♀️
Didn't know I needed alternative meaning to road signs. Thank you. I now have hiccups that hurt from laughing so hard 😹 Ps my wheelchair don't need petrol cos its electric...
You people are sick ! I thought it was a sweet gesture for him to wish my cousin a happy birthday. Now all of you have ruined it, my cousin Hue Janus has taken this very badly
I hope every one of those people who left perishable food at the front of the stores, got arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. To just waste food like that, when so many families (and kids in particular) have to go without food for sometimes days at a time, is the height of ignorance and unfathomable entitlement.
Exactly. Over 14.5 million people in the UK now lives in poverty, many of them are kids and young adults. I'm only staying above the line because I still live at home with no bills to pay (I just buy my own food and pay for what my animals need) whereas my mother who has health issues has absolutely no income, so to be able to buy bread and milk she has to sell things.
@@Kat-mu8wq I'm puzzled. I'm Australian, with many negative health conditions. I get a government Disability Pension. It's equal to the Age Pension, and about twice what an Unemployment Allowance would be. Also because of the pension I get super subsidised medications. As an example, an asthma 'puffer' which costs an employed person about $30 with NHS subsidies costs me $6-80. Everybody who needs frequent prescriptions has a total debit amount required, once we reach that, most prescriptions are free for the rest of the year. My debit requirement amount is hundreds of dollars less than a wage earner has to pay. I do have to budget really carefully, and go without things, but I can get by. I assumed the UK had Food Banks, Food Parcel donated goods etc as we do, too. I thought England and Australia had virtually identical NHS and public health benefits. It's really worrying your mum has to sell things to get by. Is there no Allowance or Pension she qualifies for? Hugs from Oz, I hope things improve for both of you. Good luck!
How does ruining a bunch of food help anyone? People like her have their hearts in the right places (for the most part) but they really need to work on getting their brains there, too.
@@MrGratefulg I was just reminded it's a reference to the white cars they used to drive that had a pink stripe down the side so it resembled a jam sponge or jam sandwich.
“I’m only queuing up because everyone else is queuing” is probably the most British thing I’ve heard. Lol
I've read that was the attitude in the war. If you saw a queue you joined it because you just hoped it would be worth it. I don't think I seriously believed it until I heard her say that
she meant she panicked because everyone else was in the queue ... she knew it was a petrol station queue ..
She was probably having a laugh
'You can't grow concrete'
'Yea you can'
*silence*
'Alright Cheerio mate'
😂😂😂
I had to save that clip, that was pure gold. I don't know which I like better, the petrol station troll or this guy.
I wish he'd actually questioned how 😂
Best thing ive seen in 2 years.
Worrying thing is him and his viewers will think he won that one.
"Look, speechless, he's got no comeback and no answers" - Yes, because you came out with such insane bullshit there IS no answer.
@@keithpanton7486 every so often, someone says something so absurd that you have the realization "I can't have a reasonable discussion with this person - because that would require reason."
“I'm on a horse, I'm on a horse, I don't need petrol because she runs on carrots.” I love this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Want that as my ringtone
“I’m on a Boris, I’m on a Boris, I don’t need petrol cause he runs on bullshit.”
@@robbieking4070 slightly desturbing
@@andydudley1775 nah
& who said football chants are rude & not funny
“What a bunch of sticky toffee puddings.”
I’m so using that line from here on out. 😆
game changer - his wife only just found out he hates her sticky toffee puddings and she'd been making them for him since they first started dating, thinking her cooking skills was how she hooked him in! it's all been a lie!
Damn. And here the Irish People Try channel had just got me wanting to try to make one...
In some parts of Scotland Jaffa Cake is an acceptable insult, or at least it was 20 years ago when I was a teen. Clearly it's not a high-level insult as it would be more likely to confuse than offend, thus making it the sort of obfuscating insult likely to be used by a numpty who has read Sun Tsu's Art of War.
@@krashd I get the feeling your seedless just like a Jaffa
But he missed the opportunity to say "What a bunch of cu... stard creams"
My god Russell you literally have got me through the last few years with laughter and not alcohol.
@Crisp Muncher Grow up, mate.
Congratulations on your sobriety, mate. 👍
@Crisp Muncher I guess you don't wear seatbelts either :P
I still love the insulate Britain clip, he didn't even make a joke about it. As it stands on its own as a joke.
I loved the little smirk, you could tell he wanted to laugh so fkn hard 😄
There was nothing he could say to make it funnier
Was that about the concrete and wood?
@@EchoSappho Yep.
“Who uses a pudding as an insult”
British people do, we can turn literally anything into an insult if we say it right
In Leeds people literally call people puddings
He thinks jeremy corbyn is a Jaffa cake.
British insults are the best ever
Havent owned a TV in years, and have had to self isolate this last couple of years. Chanced across this YT channel yesterday. I'd forgotten how much I used to enjoy your appearances on TV, Russell. You are an absolute legend and a National Treasure, Russell. Keep up the good work!
Legend - bellend more like it
@@fckem1000 then why are you watching?
@@samn6498 because he clearly loves bellends lol
@@samn6498 I like the funny bits, you know - the not him speaking bits.
@@N17-o2r I love adults using lol in non lol situations. As a Russell Howard fan you'll know exactly what I mean.
The only way the woman cueing up for petrol could be funnier is if she was driving a Tesla...
The herd knows 2 speeds, graze and stampede. The newsies did the same thing here telling everyone not to panic about gas creating the very panic they were cautioning against and the gas stations all ran out. This prompted some entrepreneur to create the brilliant t-shirt "I SURVIVED THE GREAT TEXAS GAS PANIC OF THURSDAY" ... (available on Amazon for $15.99.)
Our damn prices in the U.S. went up 15%, and that was AFTER our stupid government stockpiled RUSSIAN GASOLINE just before the "surprise" announced war, which our own president said was going to happen. We filled our tank a couple days before, with a 0.50ç discount from grocery points, two days before. #FuckPutin
Hugely underrated comment here. :-D
tesla parts are made on Uigher concentration / slave labour camps in china
is she playing snooker?
russell howard absolutely cracks me up. i'd love to hang out with him.
Been watching Russel since a kid when he started his weekly show. Hilarious, best comedian.
brilliant as ever! Russell remains a bright light in a darkened world. He has that wonderful capacity of seeing the ridiculous and naming it for what it is, yet doing so with humour.
unfortunately he fell for the scamdemic
He's a complete tosser
@@PutloveintolifelikeJesuschrist his two mates, and he didn't have writers when he did stand up
I do the same
I planted 4 concrete trees so far but not one has cemented its roots and grew me some bags 😂
Are you remembering to water them with pure oil?
I've belly-laughed at every single Russell Howard i've ever watched, he's brilliant!
Can't believe he didn't show the Nigel Farage cameo vid where he says "up the ra" that was hands down the funniest
Defo
What was that?
@@specialpatrolgroup92 Search for it!
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I have to see that
Just found this channel.. how did I survive my whole life without this 🤣
Welcome! Here is much laughing 😆.
Russel has also made I think it was two full stand up shows (well, on of them is maybe more half stand up and half documentary about his life. Still fun to watch!) 😆👌
Hope Amy May did a search on UA-cam for all the other Russell Howard videos, she will be at it for hours? Days?
Are you American? Russell is a national treasure, you should watch Good News
You didn't, you've been dead for years, this brought you or if you're coma, nice to meet you
This is absolutely hilarious; thank you for making the world laugh; you cheer us up.
Definitely my favourite from the petrol crisis. ‘Petrol Station Wankers’, perfect.
😆
I'm on a horse
@@lizcollinson2692 second favourite 🤩
As soon as I saw that red door I knew what was coming 😂
Irony that yellow car is look like same one that Jay scream *wankers* to the pedestrians in *The Inbetweeners*
🤣😂🤣😂farage has a lot them🤣😂 and carol baskin message was hilarious 🤣😂. Great stream Russell.
Dear Russell, i have had a crap week. Thank you for making me laugh. I hope you have a wonderful weekend.
A crisis always brings out the best in people, toilet roll gate ,pasta gate, petrol panic , shortage of PPE, shortage of lateral flow test kits ,if we were at war (oh sorry we kind of are ) Christ knows what would happen
Now we're looking at nukes. All the best mate.
@@samn6498 Just stock up on vodka as it has free radicals that will absorb radiation. Oh, wait, we've poured it all down the drain...
@@samn6498 even more so now
LMAO 😂.
Oh ,Goddess ! Before mobile phones these critical ,squeaky clean sorts used to only bother their families ..
I so loved the look on the guys face when the interviewer said you can grow concrete ....it reminds me of Dale Spender saying " when a man says something stupid ,ask him to repeat it "
Yeah it’s smile like “i know you said something stupid, you know you said something stupid. Shall we end it here?”
Well said ! There are a lot of smirks and smiles ,people miss ....I particularly notice Mark Zuckerberg 's smile when asked how he earned money from free things and he smirked.... classic narcissist one ...( not the same.as the other guy )
Miracle 2k ago: Wine out of water.
Miracle today: Growing concrete.
That's real progress!
Is that "village genius" still on air? (If I'd been his producer I'd used this as a cause for terminating his contract, if he'd bitch about that some kind of mercy-termination one-way ticket to Switzerland...)
@@KitagumaIgen Still presenting on talkRADIO - as intended.
@@KitagumaIgen Yeah he's on talkRadio, so he's only really preaching to an audience of other morons.
The ranting Welshman from 2:09 onward sounds like a sequence from "Little Britain" :)
He's tomjoneswales on tiktok, he has many videos like that,
Never fails to make me laugh... thank you. 😀
I havent laugh so good in a long time from these caps videos. Thank you so much, you dont know how much i needed it, nor did I.
"tesco don't want us unvaxxed shopping at their stores so we'll boycott them" has to be the best protest yet, if only they would all do that.
You can't fire me! I quit!
Well tbh if I found you'd given covid to one of my loved ones because your too selfish to get a friggin injection or mask up..wouldn't be pretty.
Don't hurt people.
Don’t hurt people? Can you elaborate please 😂🦇🦠💉💵💵💵🤫🤫
@@luminousfractal420 👈🏻 what a plank😂
@David it is...it really is! 🙄
Just recently discovered this guy. Brilliant!
Welcome!
“U can’t grow concrete, yh u can” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
From across the pond, I say "Petrol Station Wankers" is a good name for a band...
Reminiscent of petrol bastard.
I'd love to see this man's take on a possible World War 3
Keep watching it’s a big possibility
why? I love Russel but he has always had a good grasp of British culture and the national Zeitgeist. I don't expect him to have particularly insightful views on how a war will unfold
@@alexchatter692 The closet I've seen Russ tearing into the topic of war was when there was talk about WW2 being retold with Mr Men characters
Why
@@alexchatter692 bound to be funny though, might as well laugh
"It drown out the other voices"
So Fu***** good
I love the Welsh accent when they're annoyed. Bless em 😻
Yea hilarious
@@mrcosmo8107 it wasn't a derogatory comment, I have Welsh family n love the accent.
Good for you Irish is better
Great way to protest Tesco - by creating more work for already over-worked supermarket workers who have nothing to do with Tesco's advertising. Idiots 🙄
“Im on a boris I don’t need fuel because he runs in bullshit” 🤣 I just realised what I put is 5x funnier “he runs in”
“Boots has ran out of perfume. We now go live to our reporter, Al O’Vera.”
That's not a perfume lol
Emily Jane Yeah but “Mr perfume” doesn’t sound as funny.
@@Paragon13 or you just put moisturiser instead of perfume?... Or any of the many other products that actually have aloe vera in haha
Boots have run out of Sure and Dove roll ons, we now go to our Asian correspondent Smel Lee Pits...
If from the north just saying morning to Vera 😝
Thank you for the laughs Russell! Much needed.. Love from Canada...
"Where's my petrol you bloody... Apple Crumble?"
Brilliant!
"It's a giant wine bottle on the road! Is that a tyre doing a fart? Oh my god, that old lady's fisting her husband!" Lmao!! 😂😂😂😂
Oh my god that inbetweeners joke is hilarious
Never laughed so much ... You're hilarious, mate.
“Don’t wanna get Covid while I’m turning my bin into a bomb” 💣 🤣🤣🤣
The Tescos gags were straight out of Ric Mayalls playbook....
He was definitely channelling him
“Where’s my petrol you apple crumble”🤣
9:58 It drowns out the other voices... Nailed it!
Keep us going mate. This world needs humour !!!!
I think this man is the only one keeping me sane at the moment
Actually came by this channel by luck and I have to say it takes a lot for me to laugh and smile 😃 but wow I can’t stop smiling so funny 😂 now to binge watch all your videos Thankyou xx
Best of Russel I have ever seen. I’m in tears of laughter
The Phil McCann finished me😂
Same here
Here in the US, loads of people spend hours pulling up grass & weeds from concrete. And now you say people in England are growing concrete?
What a country!
I needed to laugh at this moment Russell. With everything that’s going on in Ukraine 🇺🇦 and it’s worldwide impact is heavy, I needed the laughter
I love what Russia's doing for Ukraine.
@@user-jr7vc9dp7u what do you mean!
@@Peachtreedishes did you feel upset when America invaded the middle east and many other countries for 70 years or are you just picky
@@isaacstocking7746 yes I was and no I’m not picky and I despise the fact that people aren’t open to refugees from the Middle East and Africa but say Ukrainian are “like them”. I despise what has been done …
Get your head out of your arse .and send some cash and milk and medicines to Yemen
Omg mental picture of dad's army 🤣🤣🤣 "don't panick don't panick"😂
Omg can't quit laughing you are truly brilliant thank you for a morning laugh .....
Nice to know all the crazies aren't just in the US. Thanks Russell ❤
There have been several incidents of people setting fire to 5G towers in the UK because they believe the conspiracies...
@@johnnycbad SMH
@Fizzy Yeah like that GR Eggs woman
@Fizzy Yeah like that GR Eggs woman
Having worked for a supermarket for a short time, the only people that is punishing is the people working there on minimum wage who have to put it all back. Good job 👍
Does it really punish them? They get paid for an 8 hour shift, what they do in that 8 hr shift doesn't determine what they get paid. So if their team leader says put them back, they get paid the same as if they didn't have to do it.
The protest itself is still a completely stupid pointless thing though
And the people who might get sick eating perishable food that was left out of cooling areas for hours during a pandemic.
@@paulmiddlemass6465 Someone has never worked in a supermarket. It's not the pay that's the problem in this situation, it's the fact that bosses never hire enough people so the staff are already overworked without customers like this making things worse.
@@qwandary People won't get sick from perishable foods.The supermarket won't sell food that's been left out of fridges or freezers, it's against health regulations and they could be sued. Duh.
@@kaiser_suzi_ you can still only do so much in a day. And they are paid per hour and their shift lasts a certain amount of hours.
People fighting over petrol, other people with horses and electric cars laughing as they drive past
Or trot, if they're on a house.
Edit: Meant horse but the typo led to a nice discussion so I'll leave the mistake in :D.
@@Defektyd Ah yeah love climbing up on my roof and just letting the house trot off it's foundations.
The Amish
@@bejawa2246 indeed, don't know why everyone complaining about a housing crises. Just steal a house and then trot off.
@@Defektyd The fact that you didn't get upset about someone making a joke about your grammar and just rolled with it is pretty cool
Oh my god haven't heard that saying in years.,and Russell, the jam is the pink stripe down the car!
Yup, the old rover cop cars. Jam sandwiches.
Only Fools and Horses joke (for me)
As a NZer I knew it had some connotation relating to the bobbies/plods but I couldn't remember exactly what. Thanks for the reminder.
THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS WITH THE WORLD PLEASE KEEP POSTING ALL YOUR MATERIAL BECAUSE YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE
For the last time it’s pronounced “oh-micron” as in “Omicron Persei 8”.
And of course those of us with EV's sucked up the free sun and laughed - a lot lol
There was a dude who filmed with his Tesla saying he was buggered and then went "Oh no, it's ok my cars electric."
Thank You! Your comic take on the world helps me so very much.
🤣🤣🤣 I'm on mushrooms, I'm on mushrooms....I don't need petrol I'm flying sitting on my couch
LEGIT 3 days ive been watching these video's not many people make me chuckle like you do mate, omg seriously great! im 100% booking a show this year! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The horse bicycle guy is hilarious
“I love M.C. Donalds”, I don’t know what makes that better; it being pronounced wrong, or it coming from America 😂
Good to see you on @Late Night with Steven Colbert @Russell Howard. 👍🏼
The Hugh Janus bit got me crying, I had to rewind just to let it hit me again
NGL... I thought 'jam sponge' was a euphemism for a tampon.
It could be >:D
Nah, that's Charles
Nailed it
Oh, it's that too!
Concrete can be made from hemp, which does grow faster than trees. However I don’t see it very common place in the market, so I assume it probably isn’t as cost effective or possibly some other setback I am unaware of.
Hempcrete is not a building material, it's used as insulation.
Putting petrol or diesel in anything other than a specified diesel or petrol jug is extremely dangerous especially with petrol just one static spark from your back on the back seat of your car instead of an explosion
I just love this guy he is funny 🤣 AF!!!!!🇬🇧💂🇺🇲😂🤣😂
All the people who can’t pronounce Omicron clearly have never watched Futurama 😂
I am Lurg of Omicron Persiea 8
Ever since it was called that, Futurama was all I could think of :D
The one named Smelly Hippy is right.
Love Lurr.
Every time I heard Omicron on the news, I had to follow up with Persei 8. Hubs thought I'd lost the plot till the penny dropped.
Even if they hadn’t, it’s pronounced how it’s spelled.
I needed that laugh. Thanks man
They even painted the door red, legends! 🤣
GReggs, WetHerSpoons.... The A..Meri..Cans lol😂🤣😂🤣
Crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣 first class 👍
Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy curly wurly’s
😂😂😂😂
Unexpected item in bagging area... It's a child born out of wedlock.
I don't know if it's the same in the UK but in the US putting diesel instead of petrol into your gas tank takes quite a bit of talent considering how much bigger the diesel spigot is compared to the petrol one it would take a while and be a bit messy (I have seen it happen but it takes a talented idiot).
Yeah the diesel nozzle is bigger then the petrol one. So yeah does take talent. And the "they the same colour". Nope Diesel pumps are black, unleaded petrol is green. 🤦🏻♂️ plus, most cars have a flap inside the filler, so the fuel would just go everywhere. Petrol in to a diesel would work though. Not advised however. 🤭
@@gavla-82 Nozzle, for future reference. 🙂 Bugger instead of bigger was your autocorrect's fault I imagine.
We have an expression in the programming world when we have to spend time making user protections like that. You'll only create a better class of idiot.
@@gavla-82 "Yeah the diesel nossle is bugger then the petrol one."
You win today's comment section with this fail 🤣
I used to work for the RAC, a car breakdown company in the UK and people put the wrong fuel in their car a lot. Some realised before they started their cars but others weren't so lucky and destroyed their engines. It's strange that so many people use the wrong pump when they are different.
The car from The Inbetweeners LOL
Can anyone tell me who is the human who writes this. My little heart wants to believe its Russell but if not, he/she needs an award of some shite. Just never stops killing it. Beyond quick and witty. Genius
Not sure they'd want to be given shit as an award.
Here tonight at the Golden Turds, best topical joke goes to....,
Been watching Russell for years 👏🏿👏🏿
I'd bet money that Leonardo actually does.
I'm pretty sure you're right. I even have lyrical evidence to back it up!
ua-cam.com/video/10V5jp8ObmQ/v-deo.html
Ask your teenage daughter, she would know.
The Carol Baskin one, was done by an Australian comedian named Tom Armstrong
I actually enjoyed that. Good one, Russell. 👍
Wish I'd have come across one of those dumped trolleys at a checkout
Would have saved me half an hour
😂
thanks for the shout out
Funnily enough, filling a cart with food and then abandoning the trolly could still qualify as theft.
People are of the assumption that the item has to leave the store for it to count as theft, but that's not true.
Spot on!
I mean you have to do it with intent to permanently remove it from the stores ownership so it wouldn't count as theft.
@@aquilamflammeus5569 In the case of any goods that require to be chilled or frozen, they may have done just that.
Depending on your state/country laws, it can qualify as theft even if it isn't take permanently, but it depends on the circumstances of the temporary removal, and the effect the removal has on the original owner. In the UK Theft Act of 1968 it's section 6, part 1.
I'd dig into U.S. laws but their a mess and vary heavily place to place.
Either way, it'll bite them in their ass irrelevant of law, because there isn't a high likelihood they will be welcome back in the store again.
Also it doesn’t have any effect on Tesco itself but it does have an effect on its employees who will have to sort through and put back or throw away items 🤦🏽♀️
The Churchill clips with Russell's interaction was great!
Oh Yes!
Laurence Fox. Always comedy gold 🤣
He makes a lot of sense.
That Welsh bloke does these comedy rants all the time 🤣
It's funny to me because I was actually born out of wedlock...!!! 😂🤣
Didn't know I needed alternative meaning to road signs. Thank you. I now have hiccups that hurt from laughing so hard 😹
Ps my wheelchair don't need petrol cos its electric...
Imagine if he did a bit with a "road work ahead" sign
"I sure 'ope it does!"
Farage: " Happy birthday huge...."
OMG...does he realize he said that?
He is being true to himself, no shame and willing to do anything for a couple of quids.
You people are sick ! I thought it was a sweet gesture for him to wish my cousin a happy birthday. Now all of you have ruined it, my cousin Hue Janus has taken this very badly
@@Superman679 Just wait til Biguss Dickus hears about this! 🤣
@@davel9514 my mate Mike literous is enraged at this debacle
"it drowns out the other voices" LMFAO
I hope every one of those people who left perishable food at the front of the stores, got arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. To just waste food like that, when so many families (and kids in particular) have to go without food for sometimes days at a time, is the height of ignorance and unfathomable entitlement.
Exactly. Over 14.5 million people in the UK now lives in poverty, many of them are kids and young adults.
I'm only staying above the line because I still live at home with no bills to pay (I just buy my own food and pay for what my animals need) whereas my mother who has health issues has absolutely no income, so to be able to buy bread and milk she has to sell things.
But Britain's weather is pretty much iceberg
@@Kat-mu8wq I'm puzzled. I'm Australian, with many negative health conditions. I get a government Disability Pension. It's equal to the Age Pension, and about twice what an Unemployment Allowance would be. Also because of the pension I get super subsidised medications. As an example, an asthma 'puffer' which costs an employed person about $30 with NHS subsidies costs me $6-80. Everybody who needs frequent prescriptions has a total debit amount required, once we reach that, most prescriptions are free for the rest of the year. My debit requirement amount is hundreds of dollars less than a wage earner has to pay.
I do have to budget really carefully, and go without things, but I can get by. I assumed the UK had Food Banks, Food Parcel donated goods etc as we do, too.
I thought England and Australia had virtually identical NHS and public health benefits. It's really worrying your mum has to sell things to get by. Is there no Allowance or Pension she qualifies for? Hugs from Oz, I hope things improve for both of you. Good luck!
I don't understand why they care so much about the advert they're protesting about that they feel they have to in some way punish the supermarket
Meanwhile Tesco throws out tonnes of edible food as waste daily
How does ruining a bunch of food help anyone? People like her have their hearts in the right places (for the most part) but they really need to work on getting their brains there, too.
Wales home of the jam-based insults. From the traditional - fel rhech mewn pot jam / like a fart in a jam jar, to 2021's - you jam sponge
would not jam sponge be a euphemism?
Rwyf ddim wedi clywed yr un hwna o flaen. Byddain dweud hwna I fy ffrind yfori
@Glenn Longpre euphemisms can also be insults. Calling someone a muppet is both a euphemism and insult
@@MrGratefulg I was just reminded it's a reference to the white cars they used to drive that had a pink stripe down the side so it resembled a jam sponge or jam sandwich.
Bless ya, Russell.
😂😂😂what a bunch of sticky toffee pudding lmao 💕Russell Howard💯🌟