Magic: the Gathering's Most Electable Government

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  • @JREG
    @JREG 4 роки тому +2751

    You're an honorary anti-centrist

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  4 роки тому +505

      I am anti-centrally honoured

    • @RoboLamp
      @RoboLamp 4 роки тому +46

      Jregory, do you regret making a story where the two radical left find out that they're not suited for each other, even though they want to be on the same team? Just a general question, has nothing to do with anything or any new vid

    • @ThatOneGuy7550
      @ThatOneGuy7550 4 роки тому +42

      GOD JREG
      GOD JREG
      GOD JREG

    • @NinjaAgnostic
      @NinjaAgnostic 4 роки тому +57

      Jreg and 8 rack? Now you're really trying to give the fan art some ammo. Looking at you auth right and Yawgmoth.

    • @marxmeesterlijk
      @marxmeesterlijk 4 роки тому +20

      for an anti-centrist I still have no idea what you stand for. (except for radical anti-centrism)

  • @mattfox6288
    @mattfox6288 4 роки тому +1580

    I don't know if Rakdos would lose, it feels like every election he is in comes down to a coin flip.

    • @GigaLordShinyMudkip1
      @GigaLordShinyMudkip1 4 роки тому +48

      Benjamin Easter Those odds are pretty high compare to other politicians.

    • @draxthemsklonst
      @draxthemsklonst 4 роки тому +68

      Krark gives this one thumb up.

    • @cole7930
      @cole7930 4 роки тому +3

      Matt Fox I get it

    • @S...O___S...
      @S...O___S... 4 роки тому +17

      This comment Entertained Me.

    • @lach7324
      @lach7324 4 роки тому +1

      This aged well considering iowa

  • @porgy29
    @porgy29 4 роки тому +65

    I like seeing Sarkan Vol as a rogue outsider candidate with the single issue "Lets bring back all of the hungry dragons that used to eat us" platform.

  • @arminreep4056
    @arminreep4056 4 роки тому +957

    Worth the 10 dollars every time, but god damn it, if I don't get "Mill vs Discard" within the next year, those toes will be mine.

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 4 роки тому +35

      Discard has to be worse because on top of taking away what they have you also know what they have left

    • @enitsu-142
      @enitsu-142 4 роки тому +10

      No like really tho. REALLY

    • @andrewcapuno3507
      @andrewcapuno3507 4 роки тому +12

      Mill doesnt take any resources away from you, and it might even give you resources depending on your deck

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI 4 роки тому +16

      @@alexmendoza9645 - But mill is taking away their future.
      What's better, dementia, or terminal cancer?

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI 4 роки тому +8

      @@andrewcapuno3507 - By that logic, then Rest In Peace is potentially the cruelest magic card :P

  • @fidly4
    @fidly4 4 роки тому +548

    FYI The Guildmaster's Guide to Ravnica quotes Rakdos: "Everyone should pursue their greatest desire."

    • @oateater5044
      @oateater5044 4 роки тому +75

      Vote for Rakdos and your wildest dreams will come true.

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 4 роки тому +12

      Best party hands down

    • @Kasei87
      @Kasei87 4 роки тому +3

      As a fan of Legend of the Five Rings, it's an odd thought that Rakdos and Togashi have the same poltical views, considering Maho.

    • @U.Inferno
      @U.Inferno 4 роки тому +11

      @Ellobats They're Anarchists. That's as Libertarian as you're going to get.

    • @sev1120
      @sev1120 2 роки тому +1

      Rakdos is an anarchist confirmed

  • @TheLangenator
    @TheLangenator 4 роки тому +1193

    I mean the Machine Orthodoxy does have a good slogan: “All will be One”

    • @ChainsawXIV
      @ChainsawXIV 4 роки тому +305

      Their informal slogan, "Would you rather be getting -2/-2?" is also solid.

    • @robynna_
      @robynna_ 4 роки тому +22

      Cant really go wrong there

    • @rowanespeverda4120
      @rowanespeverda4120 4 роки тому +70

      Also like the last bit of her card "we will bring phyrexia's magnificence to them"

    • @eternalfinality154
      @eternalfinality154 4 роки тому +24

      It’s like transformers’ “When all are one” but literal

    • @texier13
      @texier13 4 роки тому +84

      I'm with Elesh Norn, free medical compleation for all

  • @BrainNinjaMidget
    @BrainNinjaMidget 4 роки тому +402

    The Gruul would have done pretty well in the slogan department.
    "Not Gruul, then die" and the classic "Eggs and meat, we eat"

    • @asrieldreemurr1988
      @asrieldreemurr1988 2 роки тому +21

      eggs and meat we eat actually sounds pretty good tbh

    • @LinkEX
      @LinkEX 2 роки тому +11

      @@asrieldreemurr1988 Hush, don't give the meat and egg industry any ideas.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 роки тому +3

      As a simic player I’d vote for the gruul even though simic would do great in this nightmare place it ended up

    • @comparatorclock
      @comparatorclock Рік тому +11

      I like "Eggs and meat, we eat". It implies a promise of never having to worry particularly much about whether or not you and your family will starve over the winter.

    • @ThatWildcard
      @ThatWildcard Рік тому +2

      Got eggs and meat?

  • @SkullFlight
    @SkullFlight 4 роки тому +112

    I feel you've been unfair to the Machine Ortodoxy in the slogans section. "All will be one" is awesome, and there's also "unite the flesh" from skinrender

    • @selkokieli843
      @selkokieli843 4 роки тому +8

      could a campaign run solely on coital energy 🤔

    • @oateater5044
      @oateater5044 4 роки тому

      Ew?

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena 2 роки тому +2

      unite the flesh sounds like a euphemism for sex

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 роки тому

      Yup, their forced collectivist nature speaks to me as a simic. But the simic have the lead by doing thing like they made giant man eating spiders to reinforce the infrastructure and released bio weapons to fix people for free. (I for one look forward to my abominable hordes of bio organic body terror going head to head with yours here very soon)

  • @xXNoFateXx
    @xXNoFateXx 4 роки тому +448

    Since no one else addressed it... You look fantastic.
    A very clean, smart, put together style, while still retaining a slightly rugged and casual look.
    Love it.

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  4 роки тому +67

      Oh you :3 That's marvellously kind

    • @TheMaddestHatter234
      @TheMaddestHatter234 4 роки тому +8

      Spice 8 Rack also love the nail color

    • @yyeahsure
      @yyeahsure 4 роки тому +16

      You look great. Unsubscribed.

    • @lach7324
      @lach7324 4 роки тому

      Post Emrakul Avacyn?

    • @xXNoFateXx
      @xXNoFateXx 4 роки тому +8

      @@Spice8Rack You sir, are a marvelous human being. Thank you for all that you do, your content is refreshing and informed... but most of all, it is *entertaining*.
      ...... also you may want to think about changing your name to Spice 8 Snack now. Just saying.

  • @discflame
    @discflame 4 роки тому +69

    15:26 - 16:24
    "Politicians, radicals, neglected geniuses of journalism, stump orators -- both middle-class people and workmen -- will hurry to the town hall, to the government offices, to take possession of the vacant seats. Some will deccorate themselves with gold and silver lace to their hearts' content, admire themselves in ministerial mirrors, and study to give orders with an air of importance appropriate to their new position. How could they impress their comrades of the office or the workshop without having a red sash, an embroidered cap and magisterial gestures! Others will bury themselves in official papers, trying, with the best of wills, to make head or tail of them. They will indite laws and issue high-flown worded decrees that nobody will take the trouble to carry out -- because the revolution has come.
    "To give themselves an authority which they have not they will seek the sanction of old forms of government. They will take the names of 'Provisional Government,' 'Committee of Public Safety,' 'Mayor,' 'Governor of the Town Hall,' 'Commissioner of Public Safety,' and what not. elected or acclaimed, they will assemble in boards or in communal councils, where men of ten or twenty different schools will come together, representing -- not as many 'private chapels,' as it is often said, but as many different conceptions regarding the scope, the bearing and the goal of the revolution."
    - peter kropotkin, "the conquest of bread"
    pia nalaar is a class traitor and shall be discussed as such

  • @mcparker8408
    @mcparker8408 4 роки тому +527

    That email made me laugh my ass off. Just seeing them reply with "Dear Doctor Slobad" made me very happy.

  • @seasons50
    @seasons50 4 роки тому +90

    "Ayli's Eternal Pilgrims took a big hit in popularity after the Eldrazi who they worship got blown up by two girlfriends, a male model, and a Twitch streamer."
    good summary, thanks

  • @derekkey2803
    @derekkey2803 4 роки тому +774

    Spice 8 Rack? Political? I am aghast. And not just by the suit and exemplary grooming.

  • @katselesnya
    @katselesnya 4 роки тому +52

    The Powder Mage trilogy deals with a military coup and the aftermath of forming a republic against the will of literal gods. It's pretty cool and powder mages are awesome as hell.

    • @moleculeman27
      @moleculeman27 2 роки тому +1

      Glad I scanned the comments before I said this!

  • @SantyNewLee
    @SantyNewLee 4 роки тому +315

    "I for one am glad that Meren lost." - Arthur "Two Cairns" Jackson of Clan Nel Toth

  • @donniejefferson9554
    @donniejefferson9554 3 роки тому +38

    Fun Fact!!!! Anax and Cymede actually do have canon events that explain what happened to them. They're in the obvious place a Magic player should check: A D&D book. I don't remember what happened to Anax but Cymede mysteriously disappeared due to weird magic and no one knows if she's still alive. I believe their daughter is currently ruling Akros but she doesn't have full power since her mom might still be alive so they refuse to make her a full queen

  • @minivergur
    @minivergur 4 роки тому +1313

    Come for Magic the gathering, stay for the socialist agitation

  • @cedricslz6628
    @cedricslz6628 4 роки тому +157

    "Finally, you should come up with a punchy slogan so that voters will remember you"
    Gruul Smash! ?

    • @nathfrancois5507
      @nathfrancois5507 4 роки тому +23

      Sadly, "No terfs on Gruul turf!" isn't a canon slogan.

    • @Silver_light77
      @Silver_light77 4 роки тому +23

      And "not gruul, then die," while actually about making the changes necessary to avoid suffocating the plane(t) with urban sprawl, comes across as starkly anti-inclusive

    • @nathfrancois5507
      @nathfrancois5507 4 роки тому +11

      @@Silver_light77 "Meat and eggs. We eat!" could also alienate potential voters who care about animal welfare, which are an important part of any ecologist movement.

    • @teddysmith4094
      @teddysmith4094 4 роки тому +2

      No TERFs on Gruul Terf!

    • @gabbygamble5144
      @gabbygamble5144 3 роки тому

      @@teddysmith4094 No TERFs on Gruul Turf!

  • @dangernoodle2868
    @dangernoodle2868 4 роки тому +324

    You can tell how depressed the past couple of years have made me feel when I thought to myself: "Rakdos is going to win, isn't he?"

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 роки тому +21

      Considering where a lot of the politics are in our world, he'd actually be a better pick than humans in a lot of instances. How's that for depressing?

    • @OsvaldoChannel1
      @OsvaldoChannel1 4 роки тому +77

      You can't deny that if the US had Rakdos instead of Trump, the situation would switch to boringly desperate to excitingly desperate

    • @howaboutnow1895
      @howaboutnow1895 4 роки тому +30

      @@OsvaldoChannel1 worse foreign affairs, better crack

    • @proto303
      @proto303 4 роки тому +19

      @@howaboutnow1895 also better monetary support of artists

    • @michael83479
      @michael83479 3 роки тому +1

      We all know a political party that would vote for him.....

  • @scruff359
    @scruff359 4 роки тому +89

    Brandon Sanderson's "Mistborn" series deals with the replacement of a theocratic autocracy with a more democratic form of leadership
    (specifically in book 2 and 3)
    It's also really good

  • @TobiNightcore
    @TobiNightcore 4 роки тому +235

    I love this channel because it questions what noone else dares to question

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  4 роки тому +65

      Either no one dares or “no one though it pertinent to ask” xD

  • @VoidArchon
    @VoidArchon 4 роки тому +42

    Isn't Kipamu still phased out with the rest of Jamuraa?
    Update: Meren has plenty of quotes if you pull them from her story (All the Cairns of Jund). "You're wrong. Death bends to me" - that sounds like a sound healthcare option for me.

  • @michaeltate6367
    @michaeltate6367 4 роки тому +426

    Looking like a Spice 8 Snacc

  • @cherch222
    @cherch222 4 роки тому +42

    “Nobody wants to elect a cop.”
    So they made a cop VP instead.

  • @phyrexian_dude4645
    @phyrexian_dude4645 4 роки тому +118

    31:24 Bold words coming from someone not accepting perfection when seen. Also you don't vote for the Phyrexia Party, the Phyrexia Party already won with only one drop of oil.

    • @matthewnabb4482
      @matthewnabb4482 4 роки тому +25

      Their votes have infect

    • @densmith8141
      @densmith8141 4 роки тому +2

      @@matthewnabb4482 underrated

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena 2 роки тому

      You know it is a real shame that they try to divide nations instead of putting some oil in the water supply or food supply

  • @Neuverfleischer
    @Neuverfleischer 4 роки тому +10

    Dear Dr. Slobad,
    I really appreciate the amount of work you put into educating people under the cover of fan service for cardboard capitalists. Awesome job.
    Btw.: What's the point behind the mill vs. discard?

  • @muzumaki619
    @muzumaki619 4 роки тому +215

    No mention of kynaios and tiros masc for masc based system of government? Disgraceful. May your gains in this new year be pitiful and your gym equipment always sweaty.

  • @Thesaurus_Rex
    @Thesaurus_Rex 4 роки тому +5

    I dunno, Rakdos is owner of probably the largest media conglomerate on Ravnica (House Dimir might be bigger, but they've literally never filed taxes, so it's hard to know), so it would be an uphill battle to exceed his funding with a grassroots movement. He also has the massive recent PR boost of being part of the successful defense of Ravnica from the Eternal horde.

  • @PaulGaither
    @PaulGaither 4 роки тому +36

    @25:30 - My wife appreciates the Sylvanian Families reference, as she collects them as well as plays MtG and we are both huge fans of yours.
    Her eyes lit up when you said that.

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  4 роки тому +11

      Oh no, i'm so sorry about what I did straight after

  • @bigwig8657
    @bigwig8657 4 роки тому +8

    Rakdos is the definition of unconcerned status quo. He has been leader for over 10,000 years and sleeps for years at a tine.
    Elesh Norn will unite the multiverse as one unified people none of these other exclusive groups can run against that.

    • @thatonefirekestral
      @thatonefirekestral 10 місяців тому

      Yes, there's a certain beauty in simply brainwashing people with magic goo and forcing them to vote for you lol

  • @ty_sylicus
    @ty_sylicus 4 роки тому +255

    "I can call an ambulance without bankrupting myself."
    Well FML. Our main plan here in America is to cross our fingers and hope nothing goes wrong bc most of us aren't wealthy enough to afford the consequences.

    • @derekwalter4238
      @derekwalter4238 4 роки тому +3

      I'd just take a cab or call an uber

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 4 роки тому +25

      Yeah we're basically the ozhov but act like we're the rakdos.

    • @epicnessbrian5295
      @epicnessbrian5295 4 роки тому +1

      just get insurance

    • @derekwalter4238
      @derekwalter4238 4 роки тому +15

      @@epicnessbrian5295 depending on how much you see a doctor, insurance costs more money than seeing a doctor once or twice a year

    • @epicnessbrian5295
      @epicnessbrian5295 4 роки тому +1

      @@derekwalter4238 ok

  • @TheAwakeOrangutang
    @TheAwakeOrangutang 4 роки тому +7

    This stuff is great. I'm a huge vorthos nerd and I don't know why I avoided this channel for so long. This in depth research on the political affiliations of the various Magic factions (including one I hadn't even considered before, Vodalians as a faction?) is exactly the sort of needless background binging content I like to see.

  • @MOBYDICK2121
    @MOBYDICK2121 4 роки тому +129

    Having breakfast while viewing.
    Taking a sip of water
    “Sopping wet lips”
    I died.

  • @brendanmckenna7613
    @brendanmckenna7613 4 роки тому +4

    Of all the things i expected from this channel, a jreg crossover was not one of them. Youre both incredible, and youve quickly become my favorite mtg youtuber.

  • @do-nothingbear9474
    @do-nothingbear9474 4 роки тому +153

    “I just made Rakdos bondage regressives”
    Implying that they weren’t already
    Also, is the song at the end a parody of something? It sounds so familiar but I can’t quite place it

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  4 роки тому +37

      The song I'm adapting is "The Red Flag"

    • @do-nothingbear9474
      @do-nothingbear9474 4 роки тому +10

      Spice 8 Rack wow, this is trippy. I think it was familiar purely by having the same melody of “O Christmas Tree” but didn’t place it due to the fact that I have never heard “The Red Flag” before and couldn’t connect the lyrics
      This shit slaps tho, ngl

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  4 роки тому +11

      @@do-nothingbear9474 The OG Red Flag tune has the exact same chord progression as O' Christmas tree!

    • @davispo7550
      @davispo7550 4 роки тому +15

      Well, Bondage Regressives -> B/R after all

    • @do-nothingbear9474
      @do-nothingbear9474 4 роки тому +1

      Davis Po holy shit...

  • @Eddrian32
    @Eddrian32 4 роки тому +29

    "...and a twitch streamer." Jace is an eboy confirmed.

    • @tannertadlock7741
      @tannertadlock7741 4 роки тому +2

      I mean he dresses like one.
      He's got the hair too

  • @ChiralWolf
    @ChiralWolf 4 роки тому +69

    The wildred quest speed run is amazing. People dont know what they're missing

    • @TheMightyBattleSquid
      @TheMightyBattleSquid 4 роки тому

      Yeah, I've watched it by myself a few times and shown it to others almost as many times.

  • @Emma-Lumi
    @Emma-Lumi 4 роки тому +11

    This is the kind of quality content you just can't get anywhere else, thank you Spice8Rack, Thank you
    PS. Has anyone told you that you're pretty much the Brian David Gilbert of MTG? Because you're pretty much the Brian David Gilbert of MTG

  • @masterxehanort3
    @masterxehanort3 4 роки тому +39

    Brandon Sandersob's Mistborn trilogy kinda forms a Republic, although they still get a better king at the same time? There is a lot of "but actually yes but actually no but actually yes" following that due to other plot events coinciding, but by the sequel series they are indeed a republic, albeit with monetarily powerful noble families so in the end it results in a republic.

    • @derrickthewhite1
      @derrickthewhite1 4 роки тому +4

      That was the example I thought of. They try to get a republic, but in the end one of the main characters pulls a napoleon. They do end up with an aristocratic republic eventually, but that happens off screen.

    • @sirthrand1234500
      @sirthrand1234500 4 роки тому +6

      another option is the powder mage trilogy

    • @drizzt7dourden7
      @drizzt7dourden7 4 роки тому +1

      classic star wars when you count future fantasy (they topple the empire and form the new republic)

  • @user-pm1be3vv6d
    @user-pm1be3vv6d 4 роки тому +10

    In Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn trillogy, they tried to create a republic. It failed, but they tried

  • @davidepapazzoni6048
    @davidepapazzoni6048 4 роки тому +99

    So from now on can we refer to banned card with as "impeached"?

    • @fifthcanuck1128
      @fifthcanuck1128 4 роки тому +6

      Ventor Diciable Ah yes where were you a few months ago when Emeria was impeached?

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 4 роки тому +2

      You can say impeached all you want I'm still running Braids as my commander, and she a ugely* successful Commander, she dose a tremendous job in game keeping all my opponents creatures out. MAGA... traitor to mortal is fun. And that legendary wall in red white and blue.... AMERICA!

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 4 роки тому +4

      @@alexmendoza9645 After reading that, I'm not sure which one of us had a stroke.

    • @EKennethsanders
      @EKennethsanders 4 роки тому +3

      Can we impeach flash in edh

    • @shapeless6755
      @shapeless6755 4 роки тому +1

      Donald Trump breaks the meta ban plz

  • @Kalamari24
    @Kalamari24 4 роки тому +4

    I really appreciate ya making this sort of content, the factions of Magic have always been one of my favorite parts of it.
    As for Anax and Cydeme, Cydeme was taken away by Keranos in a bolt of lightning as a cost for helping fight off the Minotaur hordes attacking the Polis. It's ambiguous if she's dead or not.

  • @lxkas123
    @lxkas123 4 роки тому +214

    "Vote Rakos for president and prepare for a future with alot of partys "
    that is a eslogan.

    • @jozzyalthefool9273
      @jozzyalthefool9273 4 роки тому +11

      Rakdos has got my vote written in blood.

    • @MolochDE
      @MolochDE 4 роки тому +8

      Entertain me! - Rackdos
      Perfect, also for chanting

  • @TheKillingMine
    @TheKillingMine 5 місяців тому +1

    20:22 4 years and a march of the machines later, bro didn't know how much he was cooking with this one

  • @Monechetti
    @Monechetti 4 роки тому +28

    Oh UA-cam is suggesting I set a reminder for the new Spice 8 Rack video? Best thing it's done in years.

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  4 роки тому +9

      Finally, my bribes are working out

  • @emyron1843
    @emyron1843 4 роки тому +1

    I gotta say, I think that, IRL, Rakdos's slogan would just be the Showstopper's one line: "Entertain Me."

  • @fifthcanuck1128
    @fifthcanuck1128 4 роки тому +62

    This better include Grumgully for treasurer or I swear to god there will be BLOOD
    Edit: also, this is going live on my birthday, so that’s a nice gift to me!

    • @dizzyfish1380
      @dizzyfish1380 4 роки тому +1

      Jack Sword happy birthday

    • @fifthcanuck1128
      @fifthcanuck1128 4 роки тому +3

      dizzyfish13 thanks mate, my favourite party didn’t get elected but there’s always chance for revolution

    • @dahuntre
      @dahuntre 4 роки тому +4

      “Does it matter why 50% of funding for your department consists of dank mushrooms? Take it and be grateful!”

  • @Ammuze11
    @Ammuze11 4 роки тому +3

    Avatar The Last Airbender: The Legend of Korra finished their 4th season with the freshly seated prince of the Earth Kingdom deciding that he'd rather have the people of his kingdom elect their representatives.
    That's the only Monarchy to Republic example I can think of.

  • @ardinhelme687
    @ardinhelme687 4 роки тому +42

    Yep, this seems on brand.

  • @frands24
    @frands24 4 роки тому +6

    Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn trilogy sort of deals with replacing a tyrant with a democracy. Also generally just great fiction from a great author.

  • @metalgamer21
    @metalgamer21 4 роки тому +16

    “Not Gruul? Then die!” - Borborygmos, Cyclops Politician.

  • @Splonton
    @Splonton Місяць тому +1

    Elesh Norn's campaign slogan would probably just be "All will be one"

  • @traugottbauling8100
    @traugottbauling8100 4 роки тому +15

    Think the Eragon novels from the Inheritance cycle end on sort of a democracy... also maybe Mistborn from Brandon Sanderson? Although Mistborn ended on such a trippy existential Deity-driven ending that I’m not too sure

    • @Conqrix
      @Conqrix 4 роки тому +1

      wasnt there still some elven racial purity thing going on in Eragon? Though to be fair you appearantly really cant escape that trope

    • @Tacklepig
      @Tacklepig 4 роки тому +1

      @@Conqrix not really, the reason why the Elves have a "racial purity thing going on" is because they're pretty close to infertile, they literally have like one child every few decades. Race mixing is hard if you literally can't reproduce, plus they're not very trusting toward humans because they have literally been hiding from a ruler trying to genocide them.

  • @Dawsenconway
    @Dawsenconway 4 роки тому +5

    28:37 is when I laughed considering the news yesterday .

  • @LucasSantos-lr9sf
    @LucasSantos-lr9sf 4 роки тому +19

    Rakdos 2020 - feel the burn... literally

  • @enbyglitch
    @enbyglitch Рік тому +1

    @14:17 lmao coming back after Yargle and Multani was printed

  • @ericstreed4137
    @ericstreed4137 4 роки тому +22

    Machine Orthodoxy FTW, "seek perfection, we'll find it together"

  • @laeclorentzen6111
    @laeclorentzen6111 2 місяці тому

    21:33 Mistborn: the Final Empire works towards replacing an immortal emperor with a people's Republic

  • @midnightbard3935
    @midnightbard3935 4 роки тому +24

    Doctor Slobad. Seriously, dude? 😂

  • @Neonstalgia
    @Neonstalgia 4 роки тому

    Not that your work hasn't been super high quality since DAY ONE, but it's so cool following you and seeing your videos continually one-up themselves. This is incredible work and I loved every second of it!

  • @stephenberezhnoy9369
    @stephenberezhnoy9369 4 роки тому +9

    I just understood why I love these videos, they remind me of Brian David Gilbert’s “Unraveled” series on the Polygon channel

    • @benlucas3151
      @benlucas3151 4 роки тому +2

      If you've seen the best legendary creature to have as a friend video he actually he actually mentions Unraveled as a major inspiration.

  • @blakemiller5150
    @blakemiller5150 4 місяці тому +5

    28:27 bit ironic now

  • @wisp5570
    @wisp5570 4 роки тому +17

    :( I don’t have Adblock on but I didn’t get an ad, I’m sorry!

  • @stevekearney3233
    @stevekearney3233 7 місяців тому +1

    I wonder what happened nearly 50 years ago that could have led to U.S. wage stagnation so detrimental to the poor. Or the predatory drug war so detrimental to the poor. Or the predatory prison reform so detrimental to the poor. Or the predatory tax reform so detrimental to the poor. Or…

  • @cec6980
    @cec6980 4 роки тому +8

    This man had the audacity to put in the skyrim waiting screen music during the quotes of the parties. Beautiful.

  • @ConsoleCleric
    @ConsoleCleric 4 роки тому +1

    Game of Thrones brought up the idea to switch to democracy, but that guy got laughed at.

  • @Wyrdangus
    @Wyrdangus 4 роки тому +89

    This better be based, breadpilled, and healthily Queer✨
    Edit: It was and now I may rest.

  • @Kaigai_Kaiju
    @Kaigai_Kaiju 4 роки тому +3

    I never knew I needed Dr. Johnathan Crane with painted nails in my life but here we are.

  • @watermelon8764
    @watermelon8764 4 роки тому +24

    Ah yeah, another vedio from my favorite content creater.

  • @SawedOffLaser
    @SawedOffLaser 6 місяців тому +1

    There was room for a joke about big oil being supportive of Elesh-Norn

  • @TheCaptainstupendous
    @TheCaptainstupendous 4 роки тому +20

    Amazingly clever and actually really informative if you're interested in how politicians get elected.
    Also yeah, lmao my country thinks single payer healthcare is too "pie in the sky" (actual quote from my mother)

    • @TheCaptainstupendous
      @TheCaptainstupendous 4 роки тому +3

      Senpai noticed me, then I edited a typo and his heart disappeared 😭

  • @ethan6287
    @ethan6287 4 роки тому +3

    I got a pragurU ad at the 20 minute ad break, and im gonna blame you for putting that bad juju on me StandupPoet.

  • @datsleepyboied9946
    @datsleepyboied9946 4 роки тому +39

    WHEN MILL VS. DISCARD?

  • @gustavmetal
    @gustavmetal 4 роки тому +1

    Crazy thumbnail at 0:03 ...I hope those 12 people "injured" get better soon. LMAO

  • @theChimeraLmao
    @theChimeraLmao 4 роки тому +8

    I'm still up for the machine orthodoxy

  • @dilthepickle5346
    @dilthepickle5346 4 роки тому +1

    You have committed heresy on a multiversal level with that button done up, prepare to receive peas and carrots

  • @cyn0_
    @cyn0_ 4 роки тому +7

    Squee should be the president, he's a lovely guy who doesn't die so he could keep everything perfect.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 роки тому

      Which is the main issue with monarchies as seats of power. You can get that rare incorruptable individual in power and they carry the weight of the kingdom on their shoulders, but once they croak it all falls apart. If you have one of those people who cannot die, then theoretically a monarchy is the most robust government type out there. But that body is only as strong as the brain, and as we can see in our world, it is pretty hard to put a strong brain into that throne.

  • @WingedEspeon
    @WingedEspeon Рік тому +1

    I feel like whether the status quo is seen as desirable is very dependent on the status quo.
    also I thought the Simic and Selesnya had formed a coalition which seems like it has a very strong message.

  • @tappytoeclaws2233
    @tappytoeclaws2233 4 роки тому +5

    I might take a United Ravnican System under Niv Mizzet Reborn. All bias aside.
    Its officially rainbow-friendly and say what you will about ancient dragon patriarchs... At least Niv Mizzet is educated.
    Also free bacon for everyone!

  • @colekrambeer572
    @colekrambeer572 4 роки тому +2

    Books that build republics:
    Spoilers: over the course of the Mistborn series an all powerful emperor is replaced by a constitutional monarchy and then in the second series this is replaced by a (I believe) elected council.
    The Powder mage series is basically the french revolution but with magic.

  • @jisuseee
    @jisuseee 4 роки тому +8

    Another high-effort, high-quality video as always ❤ keep up your amazing work and stay yourself!

    • @Spice8Rack
      @Spice8Rack  4 роки тому +2

      Thanks so much for saying so! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

  • @TravTravRA
    @TravTravRA 2 роки тому

    21:34
    Actually, I can only think of 1 and it goes super south.
    Old, now *non-canon* , Calamity Mod lore (mod for Terraria) stated the people of the Jungle Kingdom were using the government officials under the royal family to usurp them and replace them with an electoral college. This led to the family being thrown into a hell-pit, the 2nd son's pet dragon egg hatching, the son then coming back and killing all the officials and taking over as a tyrant known as Yharim with his dragon Yharon. Their tyranny then led to the creation of like 75% of the mod's bosses, directly or indirectly, and the world becoming barren and ruined.
    Again, *non-canon* now, they're reforming boss visuals and lore.

  • @raulsessa
    @raulsessa 4 роки тому +14

    i laughted hard at "and a twitch streamer"

  • @Tahsaray
    @Tahsaray 22 дні тому +1

    28:25 This joke hits again 4 years later.

  • @aydensauvageau9393
    @aydensauvageau9393 4 роки тому +6

    The mist born series is awsome and the author was on game knights

  • @phoenixshadow4631
    @phoenixshadow4631 3 роки тому +2

    Boggart would be a radical party.
    It hisses,it burns is a pretty good call to remove the policies of the current government if you think about it.

  • @sados460
    @sados460 4 роки тому +3

    Trying to find a "Dr. Slobad" results in a large amount of cEDH guides.

  • @colinjones5379
    @colinjones5379 4 роки тому

    Why yes, Spice, I do know of a fantasy story that deals with the transition away from monarchy into the formation of a republic. The Avatar series! Especially the the sequel comic "The Promise" In fact, Republic City (where The Legend of Korra is largely set) is the product of a decolonization/reconciliation project in the wake of a 100-year war, and an independent state carved out of two different monarchic civilizations, the Fire Nation, and the Earth Kingdom (the colonizers and the colonized, respectively).

  • @Shaltevencraft
    @Shaltevencraft 4 роки тому +5

    Short-haired Spice8Rack looks like the english teacher that I wish I had...
    Fantastic vid!

  • @TundraWolfe
    @TundraWolfe 3 роки тому +1

    Holy shit, Spicey, watching this again in early 2021 and that Kamala Harris joke at ~28:30 just slays, but for completely different reasons.

  • @LittleYak
    @LittleYak 4 роки тому +4

    Oh my gosh the slobad part was amazing. 👏👏👏

  • @marceltardellikeepsoul3407
    @marceltardellikeepsoul3407 4 роки тому +2

    As a huge Elenda fan and everything she stands for (and, you know, having an EDH with her at the helm with only religious-themed cards and a dusk rose tattoo on the chest) the "EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK" reaction really hits the nail. Laughed my ass off.
    Keep up the awesome work Man

  • @ultimateo621
    @ultimateo621 4 роки тому +3

    You know, I didn’t expect a Jreg cameo, but I appreciate it.

  • @Loyaltymancer
    @Loyaltymancer 4 роки тому +1

    I just wanted you to know that you've inspired me to create a Cube called "Political Hyperbole" which aims to make fun of each side of the current political climate of the United States:
    White - Centrists: lots of (holier than thou) humans, Enchantments, and board wipes - Leader: The Flip-Flopper (Wanderer)
    Red - Republican: lots of walls, capitalism, and (sick) burn spells - Leader: Tybalt, the Covfefe-Blooded
    Green - Democrat: lots of Elves, forest preservation, and disarmament - Leader: Jiang Yanggu, Tokin' it up (Wildcrafter)
    Blue - Radical Left: lots of shapeshifters, counter (censorship) spells, and illusions - Leader: Jace, the Privilege Sculptor
    Black - Alt. Right: lots of demons, removal spells, and a distinct lack of females - Leader: Ob Nixilis, The Hate-Twister

  • @catherinesullivan8807
    @catherinesullivan8807 4 роки тому +6

    When Kamala Harris still makes the ticket :,(

  • @subarashiboi600
    @subarashiboi600 4 роки тому +1

    Fantasy about changing monarchy into republic...?
    There is book called "Promise of Blood" by Brian McClellan, the first book from Powder Mage trilogy. Just read it, it's one of the best fantasy books I ever read

  • @purplesocks3200
    @purplesocks3200 4 роки тому +8

    You misread Adriana's flavor text! it says "this usurper" not "the usurper"...that changes things (her sword belongs to the people, not to any private interests even her own)

  • @markthe5hark8
    @markthe5hark8 4 роки тому +1

    At the shamefully bad end of game of thrones the seven kingdoms turns into a quasi election based republic

  • @JohnDoe-jq4re
    @JohnDoe-jq4re 4 роки тому +3

    “NOT GRULL THAN DIE!” Is definitely the best political slogan I have ever know

  • @KostasTheDark
    @KostasTheDark 3 роки тому +1

    Well, Olivia's disqualification certainly didn't age all that well, as she is now actively fighting FOR change TOWARDS a stagnation that will benefit her people only in the short term (something that Castlevania vampires seem more aware of than Innistrad ones), and really, what better way to get votes than promising people the object of their short term desires instead of explaining the long term ramifications of their immediate satisfaction?