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  • Опубліковано 30 сер 2018
  • N'Doul is the original glory god.
    Oh yeah, the caption go off at random areas because I say a lot of off the script stuff.
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  • @wisoo4078
    @wisoo4078 6 років тому +4805

    Joseph and Avdol casually going to get breakfast after almost being demolished by Mariah was the best part of Stardust

    • @almalone3282
      @almalone3282 5 років тому +181

      Gotta get that after hump grub on

    • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
      @mcbadrobotvoice8155 5 років тому +255

      Having cars attached to you can really drain the food reserves if you know what I mean

    • @Bongled
      @Bongled 5 років тому +16

      KrissyBoi 666 likes that's pretty niiiiceee

    • @dio7465
      @dio7465 4 роки тому +11

      Nah the dry hump and the head is better

    • @seelcudoom1
      @seelcudoom1 4 роки тому +5

      well he couldent take him to dinner before humping him so they did it after

  • @user-ol3se9ke5z
    @user-ol3se9ke5z 6 років тому +3920

    *go ahHET MR JOESTUR...*

  • @azitemes8734
    @azitemes8734 6 років тому +5800

    Old buff American man and masculine Egyptian guy CRUSH young curvy Egyptian goddess

  • @fireemblemaddict128
    @fireemblemaddict128 6 років тому +4197

    Alright just gonna copy and paste this here, because a lot of Jojo fans don't know this...
    In case you want to know or haven't noticed it on your second watching, the reason why Jotaro's bluff is so terrifying to Darby isn't just because it's a bold move. It's because from Darby's perspective, Jotaro's stand was starting to show the characteristics of the World. A super fast stand that the eye can barely detect, not to mention Dio's body was related to Jotaro directly. So he's thinking "Oh shit, Jotaro's stand has the same powers as the World!" which makes it even more ironic because in that moment Jotaro asks him what Dio's stand power is. So now Darby is stuck between betraying Dio, and facing the wrath of basically a second Dio.
    It's irony, subtle foreshadowing, fucking amazing story telling rolled into an episode.Just fucking brilliant.

    • @emeraldashborers4261
      @emeraldashborers4261 6 років тому +648

      Isn't it because Jotaro was tricking him by making Star Platinum get stuff, like Cigs and Drinks really fast to show him that he COULD have swapped the cards, then D'arby lost confidence in his own hand and his own cheating and just passed out?

    • @RoseTintedPath
      @RoseTintedPath 6 років тому +68

      It really is brilliant. Loved that episode 💓

    • @samueloak1600
      @samueloak1600 6 років тому +175

      thisisconfidentialsowhyareyoureadingthis? Yeah but D'Arby thought he stopped time like DIO

    • @lordgir2517
      @lordgir2517 6 років тому +223

      @@emeraldashborers4261 it is but like he said the speed in which he was doing that stuff was similar to the world. The anime did a good subtlety showing signes that sp had time stop. Look at the final moments of steely Dan fight. Steely Dan tried to get lovers into jotaros head but at the last second sp catches it fight before it enters you can see the background color distort as if it was the time stop effect.

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 5 років тому +114

      @@lordgir2517 That wasn't a foreshadowing for Time Stop, that was just SP's speed at work. Lovers is still moving even in that shot, and the background turns gray instead of changing colors or distorting. Everything else is still in color, however.

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 3 роки тому +392

    Why not become a Glory God? We got:
    - Blind Man who can Detect you Through Sound
    - Actual Cartoon Characters
    - Literally Just a Sword
    - THICC
    - Creepy Middle Aged Man who Attacks Children
    - Gambler
    - BIRD UP
    - Alpha Gamer

  • @toddhoward841
    @toddhoward841 5 років тому +754

    I T S N O T D A R B Y, ITS D A A A B Y

  • @alpha-pathetic4168
    @alpha-pathetic4168 4 роки тому +1428

    "Hey so, we need to defeat 9 egyptian gods."
    "You're saying we have to defeat 8 egyptian gods?"
    "Yes, we need to defeat 6 egyptian gods."
    "Got it."

    • @februaryI4
      @februaryI4 4 роки тому +51

      That reference tho...

    • @batumag3403
      @batumag3403 4 роки тому +46

      Oh yes, Viva Reverie's amazing video still lives on

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 4 роки тому +57

      Oops! Oops! Oops! *explosion*

    • @peterpham9061
      @peterpham9061 4 роки тому +27

      Oh that’s a baseball

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 4 роки тому +58

      @@VanNessy97 Oingo's Khnum: Morph faaaaaaace.
      Boingo's Toth: Book that you read and literally nothing else.

  • @Slunchagatari
    @Slunchagatari 6 років тому +1453

    An Oingo-Boingo one shot would be legendary

    • @onlycoIlect
      @onlycoIlect 6 років тому +46

      Actually, there is a "one shot".
      I think its just an interview and the predictions made in SC iirc.
      There may be more though i dunno.

    • @Alexander-gb4rr
      @Alexander-gb4rr 6 років тому +16

      Oingo Boingo One Shot is something I need in life.

    • @tastedivinefury2198
      @tastedivinefury2198 5 років тому +5

      OxiClean 72 wait are their English names zenyatta and mondatta or is it just a mistranslation

    • @beanula_
      @beanula_ 4 роки тому +1

      Download mangatop on the AppStore and there is an oingo boingo oneshot

    • @mrnubbones8626
      @mrnubbones8626 3 роки тому

      Yup

  • @AuraLucario7
    @AuraLucario7 6 років тому +646

    There is actually art by one of the Stardust Crusaders’ animators that depicts Young Joseph and Kid Kakyoin fighthing Alessi

    • @emeraldashborers4261
      @emeraldashborers4261 6 років тому +60

      Young Joseph would honestly be terrible, excessive fan service like that ruins a story. Young Joseph would just be Old Joseph in a young body. Nothing different at all. Old Joseph is much better anyway.

    • @Ty17V
      @Ty17V 6 років тому +231

      To be fair, like nudity, fanservice is good when done tastefully. The thing about this was, this was a solid, valid excuse to use Young Joseph. It's not something shoehorned in JUST to make the fans happy, but it fits within the plot of the story.
      And I think it's unfair to say he'd be exactly the same. From a fighting standpoint, Joseph from Part 2 and 3 are worlds apart. Joseph had his hamon, clackers, and fists. In Part 3, the few fights he had, were almost always him using Hermit Purple. I don't think he threw more than five punches, if that, in Part 3, compared to his use of improvised weapons in Part 2.

    • @emeraldashborers4261
      @emeraldashborers4261 6 років тому +31

      His mindset wouldn't change immediately, and even then besides Hamon what would he do? That's just cause HP is much better than most of his tools, minus the gun and grenades.

    • @lmao2302
      @lmao2302 5 років тому +82

      @@Ty17V Also young Joseph was actually smart and useful so seeing him in his prime would be badass.

    • @hokmabattle3
      @hokmabattle3 4 роки тому +10

      Oh, really? Where? I'd like to see it.

  • @ceral1079
    @ceral1079 4 роки тому +361

    Just imagine, instead of an electrical outlet it could have been a cat:
    1. Fits the god it represents
    2. Rubbing cat fur for static electricity has as much in common with magnetism as an electrical outlet
    3. Everyone likes to pet cats, so easy to implement
    4. Cat
    5. See point Nr. 4

  • @fuyahanabi1304
    @fuyahanabi1304 6 років тому +2405

    People that thought of mental stand fights like the older Darby's poker game as lame are probably the same plebs that thought part 4 should be skipped cuz not enough punching.

    • @apill3542
      @apill3542 6 років тому +340

      Fuya Hanabi what kind of monster skips part 4

    • @callmeaweeb4169
      @callmeaweeb4169 6 років тому +261

      What insane human being would even think about skipping part 4?

    • @dokuganryu1565
      @dokuganryu1565 6 років тому +28

      I did, and the reason was kinda petty to be honest

    • @emeraldashborers4261
      @emeraldashborers4261 6 років тому +51

      What kind of insane human being likes constant filler that gets you literally nowhere? Oh yeah and potentially great characters that are never re used again.

    • @fuyahanabi1304
      @fuyahanabi1304 6 років тому +113

      thisisconfidentialsowhyareyoureadingthis? That's a good description of part 3.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 6 років тому +934

    9 Glory Gods AKA D'Arby, N'Doul and the Rest...

    • @bullymaguire6722
      @bullymaguire6722 5 років тому +19

      you're everywhere

    • @ironstrider7659
      @ironstrider7659 5 років тому +11

      Maybe Vanilla Ice aswell even though he only killed a dog

    • @Vanilla-Suite
      @Vanilla-Suite 4 роки тому +109

      @@ironstrider7659 vanilla ice is not a glory god

    • @luilui5780
      @luilui5780 4 роки тому +115

      Your forgeting the best:
      SHINJERUNADO
      SHINKERUNADA
      OINGO
      BOINGO
      BROTHARS

    • @ragglerock2682
      @ragglerock2682 4 роки тому +25

      Pet Shop don't play around. Quit sleepin on bird man

  • @Umayrica
    @Umayrica 6 років тому +794

    To summarise the video:
    _”That’s probably top 3 stands in Stardust Crusaders”_

    • @jetjaguarjunkyard7302
      @jetjaguarjunkyard7302 4 роки тому +1

      Umayrica in general

    • @floofbirb4436
      @floofbirb4436 4 роки тому +3

      Which ones are it? I mean, apparently the Emperor, apart from being like polnareff (who still absolutely would be more busted if araki realised that 7 afterimages as well as cutting light is something that can happen) got Hol Horse excluded from being a main character.

    • @DeelonJ
      @DeelonJ 3 роки тому +2

      @@floofbirb4436 geb horus and osiris i thunk

  • @DiamondMinerDJC00
    @DiamondMinerDJC00 5 років тому +490

    Dude, Araki would be and is 100% on board with fan manga. Hell, he licensed, and even drew the cover for the Jorge Joestar manga.

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 4 роки тому +34

      Дэвид he made art for Purple Haze Feedback too

    • @toastedperfection2488
      @toastedperfection2488 4 роки тому +32

      @@hiddensinix2767 the joke was that jorge joestar is terrible yet araki still went onboard with it.

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 4 роки тому +10

      森の鳥暗い no, I don’t think so, nobody makes jokes about the Jorge Joestar manga because it’s so good

    • @toastedperfection2488
      @toastedperfection2488 4 роки тому +26

      @@hiddensinix2767
      You're the first person I've seen not say it's trash.

    • @naufalmEZa
      @naufalmEZa 4 роки тому +4

      @@hiddensinix2767 the story is a cool homage, the illustrations (Aside of Araki's drawings) are utter shit

  • @MegaManXPoweredUp
    @MegaManXPoweredUp 4 роки тому +211

    4:41 "They're reasonably mature"
    *_Cut to Polnareff's hand signs_*

    • @kimanh-ls4kl
      @kimanh-ls4kl 3 роки тому +6

      In social studies class
      Teacher: We will be learning about the Egyptian gods.
      Me fresh off of watching Stardust Crusaders: THE EXPERT

    • @goldbat4healing105
      @goldbat4healing105 3 роки тому +1

      Any mature person should read the very mature manga known as Dr. Slump that has only the most mature jokes.
      *cuts to poop*

    • @thiswasem
      @thiswasem 3 роки тому

      @@kimanh-ls4kl Do you mean ZA EXZUUPERTOO? Sorry just watched JoJo's recently just full of References in mah head

  • @melvinatorgames420
    @melvinatorgames420 4 роки тому +297

    *In social studies class*
    Teacher: We will be learning about the Egyptian gods.
    Me fresh off of watching Stardust Crusaders: *THE EXPERT*

  • @DoubtlessCar0
    @DoubtlessCar0 6 років тому +412

    have you noticed that all the 9 gods stands are channeled through something. Gambling, Swords, Water, a book, the body, age and shadows, ice, and magnetism.

    • @DoubtlessCar0
      @DoubtlessCar0 6 років тому +93

      It also makes a lot of sense because gods used to be a reason for people to explain everything so having them channeled via real world forces is genius.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 5 років тому +46

      George1234
      Card games and videos games are apparently also the work of the gods

    • @DoubtlessCar0
      @DoubtlessCar0 5 років тому +42

      @@davidhong1934 Gambling...Gods were also made to explain human traits...with both of the darby brothers their stands weren't tied to the games themselves, rather gambling as a whole. Hence why in the first darby's fight, he gambled three different ways.

  • @adachi535
    @adachi535 6 років тому +387

    The thumbnail looks like an all-out attack.

  • @chokovok7231
    @chokovok7231 4 роки тому +99

    0:27 N'Doul, Geb
    2:57 Oingo and Biongo, Khnum and Thoth
    4:19 Anubis (just 1 more second dammit)
    6:08 Mariah, Bastet
    7:12 Alessi, Set
    8:20 Daniel D'Arby, Osiris
    10:12 Petshop, Horus
    11:49 Terence D'Arby, Atum

    • @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214
      @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214 4 роки тому +1

      Chokovok literally if they just switched the names around my brain and it’s knowledge of Egyptian gods would allow me to more easily enjoy them

  • @vanillaicecream1187
    @vanillaicecream1187 6 років тому +646

    Does osiris have to look like handsome squidward?

    • @EM-ty5bv
      @EM-ty5bv 6 років тому +25

      VanillaIceCream Osiris is handsome but not a Squid.
      Squidward is Handsome.
      So Yes and No

    • @blakeritchie9088
      @blakeritchie9088 5 років тому +30

      *oH gOD He'S hOt*

    • @Peashooter521
      @Peashooter521 5 років тому +4

      Yes

    • @vermillion6159
      @vermillion6159 4 роки тому +4

      Or the other way around, since Stardust Crusaders is older than SpongeBob. But yeah that was my thought as well when I first saw him

    • @CrowCrojoINTJ
      @CrowCrojoINTJ 4 роки тому +2

      It’s ok, Joseph, just imagine him in his underwear.
      *OHHH NOOO! HE’S HOOOOOOOT!!*

  • @Joel-ej5fk
    @Joel-ej5fk 6 років тому +723

    I love the moment where avdol and joseph were stucked best scene in sdc for me

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 6 років тому +235

    Pet Shop is a character that I liked (Design-wise and Stand-wise) and absolutely hated(what he's done to dogs) all at once.

    • @sketchydude8431
      @sketchydude8431 6 років тому +35

      Pet shop actually resembles part 1 Dio a bit.

    • @blakeritchie9088
      @blakeritchie9088 5 років тому +7

      @@sketchydude8431
      And symbolises Araki's hatrid for dogs

    • @sketchydude8431
      @sketchydude8431 5 років тому +37

      @@blakeritchie9088 Araki actually doesn't hate dogs, he just thinks that showing a true villain is making them kill a dog

    • @blakeritchie9088
      @blakeritchie9088 5 років тому +3

      @@sketchydude8431
      I am aware

    • @lmao2302
      @lmao2302 5 років тому +10

      I just love the concept of the fastest animal in the world having a stand.

  • @Nephalem2002
    @Nephalem2002 5 років тому +156

    The D’arby’s were definitely the funnest to watch. They didn’t have powerful stands, but had abilities and personal skills that allowed them to compete with the best of the best.

    • @Gonk10000
      @Gonk10000 3 місяці тому

      Daniel J D'Arby was even considered as the most dangerous stand user by Jotaro when they met

  • @Umayrica
    @Umayrica 6 років тому +159

    14:20 HE SAID IT, BOYS, HE SAID IT
    *airhorn*

  • @WeepingWrangler
    @WeepingWrangler 4 роки тому +1517

    Why people like Mariah:
    1: Thicc
    2: NA
    3: NA

    • @marsproductions7484
      @marsproductions7484 4 роки тому +149

      Her breasts increase in size when magnets are near

    • @lesscringeymapperdude
      @lesscringeymapperdude 4 роки тому +115

      She acts like a 14 yr old
      I realized how immoral this soundd

    • @paullossypaulplossy
      @paullossypaulplossy 4 роки тому +57

      Less Cringey Mapper Dude shut up

    • @ness249
      @ness249 4 роки тому +41

      Her stand is memorable (unlike most stands in part3 ngl)

    • @NeepNeepPohn
      @NeepNeepPohn 4 роки тому +74

      I liked how mysterious she was throughout the whole fight and her pose looked oddly menacing despite the not caring demeanor. I wish her Stand actually looked like something. Like if the electrical outlet took the form of a cat headed lady or a magnetic creature it would be way cooker

  • @romajikaiser8450
    @romajikaiser8450 6 років тому +86

    6:42 *_E X T R A T H I C C_*

  • @punishedbearzerker5400
    @punishedbearzerker5400 5 років тому +313

    The only problem I have with the Elder D'Arby fight is that it was tailor made for Joseph to shine and yet he gets taken out.

    • @foldabotZ
      @foldabotZ 4 роки тому +50

      It is definitely in Joseph's alley and where it should be one of his shining moments.

    • @mawinstallation6626
      @mawinstallation6626 4 роки тому +91

      Actually, I think it was purposeful. The fight *being* made for Joseph yet resulting in him failing and leaving it to Jotaro, who didn't know how to play, built up more suspense.

    • @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214
      @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214 4 роки тому +6

      Punished Bearzerker no, he doesn’t get taken out. The guy with the philosophy of there’s always a way to victory gave up.

    • @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214
      @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214 4 роки тому +31

      Elvice OS Joesph was the most misused character in Stardust. Suspense built upon the destruction of a previously developed character and everything they stand for (Especially when it’s so cheap) isn’t good suspense it isn’t even suspense at that point because now anyone who knows who Joesph is now knows he was just sacked for Jotaro to look cool.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 роки тому +32

      Joseph’s cheating in part 2 worked because his enemies were novices to it. Darby was established as being even better at cheating than Joseph, which isn’t necessarily an unrealistic possibility. So the fight is establishing that cheating won’t work against him, and Jotaro realizes he needs to make Darby lose confidence in his own cheating.
      Besides, Joseph redeemed himself against Terrence by catching onto Jotaro’s plan without saying a word.

  • @aelianaevergreen8955
    @aelianaevergreen8955 5 років тому +53

    It kind of makes sense that Alessi would attack the younger members of the team, a short use of his stand only reverses someone a handful of years, and they'd probably react before it would do anything useful.

  • @Dylan-je8cj
    @Dylan-je8cj 5 років тому +52

    Imagine if Joseph was the one fighting Set. How great would it be to see young joseph again and maybe he could beat set with his old "planning" cause he plans everything. I would also love to see one last clacker volley

    • @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214
      @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214 4 роки тому +8

      And Hamon one of the best magic systems I know of could be used to grate effect on a stand user. (I wish Joesph taught Jotaro how to use Hamon instead of eight year old Jojo beating a middle aged man with a murder demon at his beck and call with his bare fists)

    • @samzorn4656
      @samzorn4656 3 роки тому +3

      At least we have the Heritage of the Future game, where Alessia and use his ability on Joseph and he turns into his Battle Tendency portrayal.

  • @Pick_kles
    @Pick_kles 6 років тому +318

    ***did Kakyoin really laid that egg?***

    • @thecourier0696
      @thecourier0696 6 років тому +5

      Yes in the manga him and jotaro had a egg i will not spoil any more

    • @LoarvicLoarvic
      @LoarvicLoarvic 4 роки тому +6

      Yes, and that was an Echoes egg.

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 4 роки тому +1

      No No No No No!

    • @totallyaploy1824
      @totallyaploy1824 4 роки тому +1

      I dont get it

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 4 роки тому +1

      Did I just find a Discord user?

  • @fourthhorsemendeath218
    @fourthhorsemendeath218 5 років тому +35

    Dont forget: "Serect yur cur" during the racing game

  • @usaccdecks8363
    @usaccdecks8363 6 років тому +530

    Every single time your new video ascends me to *H E A V E N*

    • @trinityzero
      @trinityzero 6 років тому +4

      that one strange guy well I GO OVER HEAVEN

    • @christzavelas6950
      @christzavelas6950 6 років тому +6

      @@trinityzero jojos is the fucking shit I love this community and I love everyone of you comrades

    • @dreadqueenpersephone5355
      @dreadqueenpersephone5355 6 років тому +1

      Ayy

    • @Nanix
      @Nanix 6 років тому +1

      Joseph Stalin me too

    • @LegionsTyphoon
      @LegionsTyphoon 6 років тому +3

      [ MADE IN HEAVEN ]

  • @carlbloke8797
    @carlbloke8797 6 років тому +168

    Anyone else thought the ambulance at the end of the Oingo Boingo chapter was foreshadowing?

    • @streezmen774
      @streezmen774 6 років тому +48

      Oingo boingo is alot of foreshadowing

    • @jamescampbell2353
      @jamescampbell2353 6 років тому +36

      Considering the absolute certainty of Jotaro’s head splitting in two, Yeah, I agree.

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 6 років тому +3

      No, because it's just an ambulance. Unless you're joking.

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 6 років тому +26

      @@jamescampbell2353 STONE OCEAN SPOILERS
      That's not foreshadowing. Thoth only predicts the near future, and the two situations are radically different. It's just a happy coincidence.

    • @crazydiamondrequiem4236
      @crazydiamondrequiem4236 5 років тому +13

      Manuel Mateo also when bite the dust activated in part4, jotaro's head got also split.

  • @greninjajoestar8771
    @greninjajoestar8771 6 років тому +370

    I am a simple man I see Kaleb I.A upload
    I have a SHEER HEART ATTACK

    • @Umayrica
      @Umayrica 6 років тому +13

      *C L I C C*

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 6 років тому +3

      Leaves you feeling inar-inar-inar-
      Inarticulate

    • @blakeritchie9088
      @blakeritchie9088 5 років тому

      Put on the video, let it drip right down and around

    • @private151
      @private151 5 років тому +1

      YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SHEER HEART ATTACK

    • @chrisca
      @chrisca 4 роки тому +1

      *KOCHIO MIRÓ*

  • @SebaBress
    @SebaBress 6 років тому +273

    14:18 Be our guest, but Morioh Warriors sounds way more stupid than Duwang Gang.

    • @SebaBress
      @SebaBress 6 років тому +16

      ...What?

    • @mariocdi8205
      @mariocdi8205 5 років тому +19

      @Jelly Fanjanhong I A M W O O D

    • @mawinstallation6626
      @mawinstallation6626 4 роки тому +6

      Actually it sounds better. Duwang Gang was pure shit.

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 4 роки тому

      Elvice OS someone has a wrong opinion

    • @wariothemilkman
      @wariothemilkman 4 роки тому +3

      @@mawinstallation6626 but that name is so beautiful chew

  • @adventarchivist5789
    @adventarchivist5789 6 років тому +43

    There was a 40 page one shot with the Oingo-Boingo brothers. It even ends with a review of the story by Rohan from part 4
    Also, with the Sethen fight, I'd actually be kind of fun to see Joseph fight him, getting some kind of high off of becoming younger again, and trying to keep him alive so he can keep staying young, then realizing It'd be for the greater good to defeat him.

  • @iranlassninja7062
    @iranlassninja7062 6 років тому +37

    I really liked the fight between pet shop and Iggy. I think the "predator hunting its prey" scenario is what made it so cool and brutal

  • @jt0n
    @jt0n 4 роки тому +91

    Oh god yes, Alessi getting his ass whooped by 19-year-old Joseph would make everyone fail NNN

    • @samzorn4656
      @samzorn4656 3 роки тому +19

      At least we have the Heritage of the Future game, where Alessi can use his ability on Joseph and he turns into his Battle Tendency portrayal.

    • @bigbosssnakecorn8834
      @bigbosssnakecorn8834 Рік тому

      Imagine young Joseph doing the old Secret Joestar technic yell

  • @TheFuryHasCome
    @TheFuryHasCome 6 років тому +82

    Hoo boy. For a second I thought you meant, “Thoughts on the 9 Glory Holes.”

  • @ethanwood5700
    @ethanwood5700 5 років тому +23

    The Darby Fight was amazing in the anime. The way it went down made me laugh and when I finally caught on to Jotaro's idea it made the fight even better.

  • @enderethan229
    @enderethan229 3 роки тому +16

    D’arby was by far one of my favorite antagonists in JoJo. I loved how clever and cunning he acted and spoke. And a slick gambler character has always been the type I like. I also loved how the Crusader show some level of respect towards him, as they acknowledge him as one of their most dangerous foes in the anime and tell D’arby younger how his brother would’ve been able to easily figure out how Jotaro and Joseph were cheating as the baseball game.

  • @Stokaiserrr
    @Stokaiserrr 6 років тому +52

    "They drank the poisoned tea"
    "Boingo poisoned their tea"
    *HURRAY*

    • @NoobSharkey
      @NoobSharkey 4 роки тому

      @Nøah Stewart ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @yutogiovanna
    @yutogiovanna 6 років тому +62

    "Not saying duwang gang cause you can't make me" we don't have to cause you'll do it yourself

  • @LoarvicLoarvic
    @LoarvicLoarvic 4 роки тому +15

    Kaleb: Boingo is the youngest stand user.
    Manish boy and Shizuka: i'm a joke to you?

  • @xandold742
    @xandold742 5 років тому +19

    I like D’arby too he almost wiped out the whole stardust crusaders and that’s why I like araki he made a fight soooo entertaining without even throwing a single punch

  • @cosmicdib4823
    @cosmicdib4823 4 роки тому +13

    N’Doul: Genderbend Toph with waterbending.
    Oingo and Boingo: Sapphire and Ruby but failures
    Anubis: P L u c k
    Mariah: OoohhhhhhhhHhooHOO (wtf commenter, stop.)
    Alessi: *Pedo.*
    D’arby: Mr. Joesterr
    Pet Shop: Killer -Queen- Bird. I love him.
    “T” D’arby: Serect your cer.

  • @mandalorianhunter1
    @mandalorianhunter1 6 років тому +14

    You talk about the pacing problems in part 3, but this video really shows that you love it.
    For your future video on Jotaro, I want to see you break it down into what you said about him in the 3 parts he is featured promptentiely in. Why you think SDC Jotaro is cool, why DIU Jotaro is great and why SO Jotaro is purely poetry.
    I can't wait for your Naruto.

    • @emeraldashborers4261
      @emeraldashborers4261 6 років тому +1

      Part 1: OK
      Part 2: Breakneck Pacing
      Part 3: Slow but fun
      Part 4: Slow and Occasionally Boring
      Part 5: OK but Occasionally Boring
      Part 6: Like Part 4 but Much Worse
      Part 7: OK
      Part 8: ???

  • @HovektheArtist
    @HovektheArtist 4 роки тому +8

    JoJo's part 3: the crew goes on a world tour to fight people with the 9 Egyptian god cards
    Yu-Gi-Oh part 3: the crew battles accross a city for the 3 Egyptian god cards
    Me: hmmmmmmmmm

  • @InqMozgus
    @InqMozgus 5 років тому +5

    The Older Darby fight is probably one of my favourite fights in anime. It was certainly the start of my absolute love for Jojo's. I liked it throughout part 1 and 2, but I finally got the hype once I watched that fight.

  • @michaelprasad2614
    @michaelprasad2614 6 років тому +46

    What happened to joskue after part 4 that’s what I want to know

    • @emeraldashborers4261
      @emeraldashborers4261 6 років тому +39

      He assaulted a shopkeeper for dissing his hair and got put in prison forever

    • @KOT_AMV
      @KOT_AMV 5 років тому +15

      Emerald Ash Borers oh so he's in part 6 then

    • @faceflooded
      @faceflooded 3 роки тому +1

      Lived in morioh normally until the end of part 6

    • @rockstarvation
      @rockstarvation 3 роки тому

      @@faceflooded 😳

  • @realperunswrath
    @realperunswrath 4 роки тому +2

    4:45 "unlike Joseph and Caesar."
    I laughed so fuckin hard

  • @domagoj5160
    @domagoj5160 6 років тому +33

    I'm sad there weren't glory gods with cards of obelisk and slifer

    • @LuckyCharmander
      @LuckyCharmander 6 років тому +4

      This ain't no Yu-Gi-Oh

    • @Ultimalocked
      @Ultimalocked 6 років тому +23

      Just in case some people don't know, "Obelisk" and "Slifer" aren't actually egyptian gods. Obelisk is a kind of statue (a pretty cool one though), and Slifer is the name of the executive producer of the 4kids dub. A stand called Ra could've been cool but Ra is the Sun God and we already got a Sun stand.

    • @RoseTintedPath
      @RoseTintedPath 6 років тому +1

      Me

    • @Caroniver_Robocacci
      @Caroniver_Robocacci 5 років тому +10

      Fun fact: In the original Japanese, Slifer is actually called Sky Dragon of Osiris, with a similar naming mechanism to Winged Dragon of Ra. So Slifer's original name is in Jojo.

    • @screemurr3686
      @screemurr3686 5 років тому +3

      Ra is magicians red lol

  • @williamklaiss992
    @williamklaiss992 4 роки тому +4

    I believe Joseph V. Alessi was a thing in one of the games, and it had a similar result to reverting Jotaro.
    Basically Alessi only managed to bring Joseph to juuuust post Battle Tendency, where he was an amazingly talented Hamon user in his prime. And Joseph just. Absolutely. Wrecked. Him.

  • @painfish208
    @painfish208 5 років тому +7

    I would actually love to see a review of dio's assassins. Mostly because (and I'm getting the opinion that I'm in some form of minority on this one) I've yet to see either you, meti, or xforts do any form of analysis on strength/forever, which is (currently) my favorite stand (though it's worth noting I'm anime only and only know what I do of the manga from watching you guys). I realize it's technically not the most powerful, unique, or even creative, but it had its own special impact, as it introduced us to both bound stands and animal stand users - which gave an extreme air of mystery to that arc, as no one seemed to be able to comprehend what the heck was going on.

  • @burnt_ramen9757
    @burnt_ramen9757 4 роки тому +3

    what I loved about the Egyptian Gods is that it was no longer find the weakness and exploit it, it just became try and survive, and that was infinitely more entertaining

  • @justanormalcat1839
    @justanormalcat1839 6 років тому +11

    Right in time for Hollow Knight's Gods and Glory
    Shoutout to all Hollow Knight fans.

  • @kodytiffany5686
    @kodytiffany5686 6 років тому +17

    So wait they actually had a fighting game character that was like 1/3 the size of the others/could fly/and did AoE... that is ridiculous. How was that allowed as a playable character... wait could they put him into smash bros or jump force because that would be awesome.

  • @chodibarakuda4840
    @chodibarakuda4840 6 років тому +7

    My favorites are N'Doul,Petshop and Daniel D'Arby

  • @BlueGuyTube
    @BlueGuyTube 6 років тому +2

    They were the highlights of Part 3. The first half had still some unique fights, but its with them that Araki started to really get good with Stands

  • @quandaledingle968
    @quandaledingle968 6 років тому +7

    Should you do a video on la squadra?
    Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
    Y E S!

  • @gogmazio
    @gogmazio 6 років тому +4

    Thank you for these good videos to feed my hunger for JoJo

  • @dirtdisrespector7077
    @dirtdisrespector7077 4 роки тому +5

    I would love a JoJo: What If? series just like what Marvel Comics does.

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 4 роки тому +2

    If N’Doul was a fisherman, he’d be next to unstoppable. Prove me wrong.

  • @mrmangled3697
    @mrmangled3697 5 років тому +2

    Boingo foreshadowed Jotaro's death. LITERALLY his head split in half. Genius...

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 5 років тому

      Bamboozled The one thing Araki didn't forget

  • @jizzwardo9653
    @jizzwardo9653 6 років тому +5

    Talk about Heritage for the Future! I'd be so cool.

  • @fdp1099
    @fdp1099 3 роки тому +3

    Imagine if bastet was a cat, and his power activates when you pet him

  • @AzurknightOMEGA
    @AzurknightOMEGA 6 років тому +1

    Kaleb, I totally agree with most of things you said in this video, and I do absolutely love N'doul, Daniel J. D'arby, and Pet shop. Moreover, I think that you should totally do a Le Squadra one. That there is a dangerous bunch of fun bad guys.

  • @alexhicks7266
    @alexhicks7266 4 роки тому +1

    Maybe, after part 8 is done, Araki could do a what if series, a weekly series of different events, like what if Joseph fought Allesi, what if Josuke was in Koichi's place in part 5, etc.

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 5 років тому +3

    N'Doul: *exists*
    Jotaro: *Yeet the dog*

  • @lr-
    @lr- 5 років тому +9

    you forgot about the REAL god from part 3, Kenny G.

  • @THEEND4444
    @THEEND4444 2 роки тому +1

    Now we have Crazy Diamond’s Demonic Heart Break. Which tells a continuation of Hol Horse and some of the other Part 3 antagonists.

  • @therandomartist3201
    @therandomartist3201 4 роки тому +1

    Joseph laughing at the stand Set: Haha you’re in danger!

  • @ChaoNovaG
    @ChaoNovaG 6 років тому +10

    OINGO BOINGO BROTHERS

  • @louiss.9264
    @louiss.9264 6 років тому +4

    Can you do a tier list of all minor villains in jojo ?

  • @ems6706
    @ems6706 3 роки тому +2

    N'Doul is my go to for a really good stand user who figured out his stand and played to his stands strengths really well. Like I wouldn't say Geb is a stronger stand at a glance then say Yellow Temperance. On paper, Yellow Temperance sounds like it should be an absolutely godlike close range stand that would be perfect for hit and run tactics. Rubber Soul is a prideful idiot who just figured his on paper abilities would carry him, and that's one of my favorite parts of Araki's work, he really tries to illustrate how a person uses their stand creatively to show what kinda person they are.

  • @yxuser
    @yxuser 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine if jojos ended with jonathan waking up and saying “that was a bizarre dream.”

  • @Hokonu
    @Hokonu 5 років тому +7

    *I misread „Thoughts on the 9 glory holes“.*

  • @goopbrain8919
    @goopbrain8919 4 роки тому +3

    I always thought that D'arby was a Lucifer kinda character. With the souls poker and cheating ect~

  • @SarahExpereinceRequiem
    @SarahExpereinceRequiem 4 роки тому +2

    Oingo and Boingo: Morph face, Book that you read and nothing else.

  • @AliceSpeltRight
    @AliceSpeltRight 3 роки тому +2

    I loved the first darby fight. One of my favorites in part 3

  • @oughguar
    @oughguar 6 років тому +3

    Please do La Squadra

  • @liuurtz8636
    @liuurtz8636 4 роки тому +3

    1:36
    *GUYS I CAN'T BELIVE AVDOL SAID OOOF*

  • @jobisTheWorst
    @jobisTheWorst 4 роки тому +2

    7:59 if someone made comics like that it should be called jojo: what if’s or something like that like marvel what if’s

  • @_starrybun
    @_starrybun Рік тому

    the thumbnail looks badass
    just wanted to point that out
    they all look badass next to eachother

  • @tripod6777
    @tripod6777 6 років тому +11

    Let's get La squadra

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 6 років тому +79

    Mariah is my least favorite villain. Shit stand, uninteresting, only thing going for her is that she’s hot.

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 6 років тому +15

      I kinda like her, but yeah she's a discount Midler

    • @shenanigans8353
      @shenanigans8353 6 років тому +24

      she has at least more of a memorable personality than every once off enemy stand user in the first half of part 3 with only maybe the exception of steely dan and mannish boy

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 6 років тому +15

      She's not even hot. However, I do like her because she's an example of a Stand User equipping themselves to fight effectively with their Stand, which is always interesting.

    • @Ty17V
      @Ty17V 6 років тому +10

      Hardly the worst. Between Billy Jean, Centerfold, Arabia Fats, Tower of Grey, arguably Captain Dragon, and most of the early SDC villains, Mariah is still a more interesting villain.

    • @italianfoodname534
      @italianfoodname534 6 років тому +5

      True. Still not as bad as Alessi.

  • @jcplays5831
    @jcplays5831 3 роки тому +1

    We did get young Joseph vs Alessi in heritage for the future

  • @mr.jamerton3686
    @mr.jamerton3686 5 років тому +1

    Ya boy can almost do La Squadra. Thank you David Production.

  • @SaltyBoy25
    @SaltyBoy25 6 років тому +12

    Mariah is the best and if you say otherwise you can square up with me.

    • @SimplyHawa
      @SimplyHawa 4 роки тому

      Salter 25 Where you at

    • @SaltyBoy25
      @SaltyBoy25 4 роки тому +1

      Hawa Sankoh That comment is hella old, I don’t even like Jojo like I used to.

    • @SimplyHawa
      @SimplyHawa 4 роки тому

      Salter 25 Uh

  • @xrkcaleb
    @xrkcaleb 2 роки тому

    I want araki to watch these videos Kaleb has such good ideas and it wold be sweet to see araki implement them in like a spinoff of something like that

  • @smickothesmickest
    @smickothesmickest 3 роки тому +1

    The D'arby brothers best lines: *OH, THAT'S A BASEBALL!*
    *Go ahead, Mr Joestur.*

  • @manuelmateo3392
    @manuelmateo3392 6 років тому +1

    I always wondered what meetings between these guys were like. And, since they're one of the few united villainous groups in Jojo, I guess we can expect one on La Squadra?

  • @RBlair69
    @RBlair69 4 роки тому +1

    Thoth was basically an anime version of "That's So Raven"

  • @psyheart8593
    @psyheart8593 Рік тому +1

    After hearing the Next God of War is going to Egypt so i came here to see all the 9 Gods that might be on the next series.

  • @tanjinpang
    @tanjinpang 3 роки тому +1

    My favorite is Darby younger because he asked "Are you going to do that Ora Ora thing?"

  • @InternetUser11
    @InternetUser11 5 років тому +2

    Abdul and Joeseph vs Alessi
    Abdul and Joeseph are like in their late 30’s or so. That would be funny
    Jotaro and Polnareff be Mariah
    Polnareff would probably gawk at Mariah

  • @vietnguyenquoc9173
    @vietnguyenquoc9173 3 роки тому +1

    Young Darby with his stand could have been the most deadly minion but he just want to G A M E

  • @neckbeardneet
    @neckbeardneet 5 років тому +1

    Mariah sometimes summons bastet as a cat figure in heritage for the future like in her blocking animation

  • @shrekthealmightyogrelord3635
    @shrekthealmightyogrelord3635 3 роки тому

    new challenge: take a shot every time kaleb says "obviously"

  • @absenteechild8542
    @absenteechild8542 4 роки тому +1

    Sethet vs peak Joseph would be super interesting, as it would bring hamon into crusaders. It literally was only used twice (other than hermit purple being an extension of hamon).
    I wish they didn't just leave hamon behind. I think having the stands fight eachother while two hamon users go at it would be super cool. Like if Jotaro vs Dio was the world and star platinum fighting while Jotaro used hamon to fight dios old self.
    With hamon you could have training and a better understanding of why Jotaro is so powerful. I could go on but i wish hamon wasn't just left behind