Kumail Nanjiani Roasts Pete In Front Of His Dad

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  • Опубліковано 13 тра 2014
  • Kumail retells a classic roast joke about Pete's failed marriage.
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  • @captaingymshorts
    @captaingymshorts 9 років тому +576

    I really hate that this show was canceled.

    • @novanironstine6359
      @novanironstine6359 4 роки тому +3

      Why was it canceled?

    • @iftikharhafiz8603
      @iftikharhafiz8603 4 роки тому +3

      Less TRP

    • @stevelethal2910
      @stevelethal2910 3 роки тому +3

      @@novanironstine6359 not enough testosterone.

    • @cheeseco2
      @cheeseco2 3 роки тому +1

      More of a comment really

    • @codybennett244
      @codybennett244 2 роки тому +4

      @@novanironstine6359 I honestly believe that not enough people saw it. I only knew about it because I'm a Pete Holmes Stan

  • @msvirginialee
    @msvirginialee 10 років тому +450

    That was a Craig Ferguson-level awkward silence.

  • @o0obeautifulwaveo0o
    @o0obeautifulwaveo0o 10 років тому +412

    As stupid as it is to speculate solely off these television appearances, Pete Holmes just seems like such a caring person. It's not easy to lend out money to anyone for any reason, and most would advise against it. Yet I can't help but feel Pete probably didn't even think twice about it; and it wasn't "charity" or an "investment". It was just the right thing to do.

    • @EoinStidster
      @EoinStidster 10 років тому +46

      Listen to his podcast; such a ridiculous amount of positive energy. Even if he is the most gullible person in the world.

    • @treetrain
      @treetrain 10 років тому +34

      you are right. he's genuine

    • @krapfantasy
      @krapfantasy 8 років тому +10

      I would love being his friend. he seems nice and warm, and I think we would get along well!
      here's to hoping things go well for Pete! haha no but seriously, I hope he does well.

    • @kyin45
      @kyin45 4 роки тому +4

      Did yall hear how Kumil choked up?

    • @bee4590
      @bee4590 4 роки тому +3

      @@kyin45 and then reaffirming at the end, "you never asked for it back". oof :'( love those boys

  • @cullencochran3393
    @cullencochran3393 9 років тому +534

    Pete has such a weird and awesome comedic voice. He's like an uncomfortably self-aware life coach.

    • @nullunit
      @nullunit 3 роки тому +2

      This is an awesome insight, if you ain't been through some shit how you gonna coach someone in life.

    • @danesparza77
      @danesparza77 3 роки тому

      This is exactly the vibe his podcast "You made it weird" can have. It's wonderful.

    • @armpit_farts7327
      @armpit_farts7327 Рік тому

      Is it uncomfortable for others that someone is self aware? Legit question. I admit to a lot of the issues I have and understand I have them, is that bad? Not trying to be aggressive just trying to sus out what you mean.

  • @patthebiff
    @patthebiff 9 років тому +227

    I'm obsessed with the fact that Pete Holmes is wearing a tie with a pajama top.

  • @SurlyHannah
    @SurlyHannah 10 років тому +626

    Wow Kumail, it's a roast, not an incinerator~

    • @heytokenblackguy
      @heytokenblackguy 10 років тому +33

      No holds barred. Go for the throat

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 6 років тому +3

      +sarcastic bowl of cornflakes Yes, you're - snowflake.*

    • @michaelpipkin9942
      @michaelpipkin9942 5 років тому +2

      Like his Pakistani food. He's a burning asshole.

    • @zc6891
      @zc6891 3 роки тому

      You call that a roast?

  • @jeric_synergy8581
    @jeric_synergy8581 4 роки тому +69

    That lengthy period of silence.... genius.

  • @TheReal7Bit
    @TheReal7Bit 10 років тому +249

    I love this guy, he's fucking great in silicon valley.

    • @evandilley979
      @evandilley979 9 років тому +3

      Mr. Tulip He's also really good in Big Bang Theory

    • @tommullins7631
      @tommullins7631 9 років тому +5

      Josh Dilley that's Kunal Nayyar ...

    • @evandilley979
      @evandilley979 9 років тому +18

      Yeah but everyone mistakes Kumail for Kunal and I was riffing on that, oops bad joke

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 6 років тому

      It's not a made-up thing, either one believes it or not: While looking for a particular thread, I somehow read it as ‘fucking idiot’ at the second instance prima-facie.

  • @11Bbq
    @11Bbq 4 роки тому +35

    I don’t understand how we have so many dumb tv shows but we haven’t brought Pete back as at least a web series on UA-cam. He’s genuinely polite and caring and manages to have deep and funny conversations.

  • @alexandracrowell8957
    @alexandracrowell8957 9 років тому +129

    I freaking hate that they cancelled this I love him so

  • @mybrainsondrums
    @mybrainsondrums 4 роки тому +19

    Still watching in 2020. Pete, damn it all, you're a good man and an excellent weirdo. I love you

  • @JamalGleeson
    @JamalGleeson 10 років тому +88

    Why isn't Pete Holmes the man of the year by now?!

  • @OfficialDevTips
    @OfficialDevTips 10 років тому +255

    Good Guy Pete Holmes

  • @GodofDadBod82
    @GodofDadBod82 4 роки тому +5

    Can't believe that this was 6 years ago. Like I blinked and all this time passed. Feels like this show was created yesterday.

  • @ShawdiR
    @ShawdiR 10 років тому +34

    This friendship is so cute. I love Pete and Kumail

  • @Rexroybal
    @Rexroybal 10 років тому +27

    These two are hilarious!

  • @rosieperry7682
    @rosieperry7682 10 років тому +49

    How sweet is Pete's uncle, supporting his nephew by wearing that silly Holmes T shirt. Awww.

    • @vsceglio
      @vsceglio 3 роки тому

      Wow Kumail, it's a roast, not an incinerator~

  • @justinalbertgrimaldo
    @justinalbertgrimaldo 3 роки тому +3

    Pete has always been one of my favorite comedians. Seems like such a cool dude.

  • @benelliman
    @benelliman 10 років тому +111

    Wow... it seems Pete is genuinely a nice guy.

    • @mikewest9256
      @mikewest9256 6 років тому +1

      Benelli Man ..he is nice but the poor fuck has a pubic hairs worth of talent.still a nice fellow

    • @drippless4173
      @drippless4173 4 роки тому +1

      @@mikewest9256 imo pretty bad interviewer but fantastic writer. But average standup. Still huge fan though. Cracking is good

  • @stillberning
    @stillberning 3 роки тому +3

    Fewer things make me happier than hearing now-successful comedians catching up with old friends from when they were young and broke, especially Pete Kumail Emily and Middleditch and all them. The Kumail episode of You Made it Weird was great for that, just a couple of old buddies talking about playing street fighter 2 high as fuck in their pajamas on a Tuesday

  • @elykspuz6596
    @elykspuz6596 4 роки тому +9

    Why does a good man like Pete not have his show?! That's sad

  • @Miles849
    @Miles849 10 років тому +33

    Emilllyyyyyyyy help me please Emmmilllllyy (Kumail Voice) lol

  • @niners5time822
    @niners5time822 4 роки тому

    Bring this show back

  • @PowerfulDragon
    @PowerfulDragon 9 років тому +25

    i miss the pete holmes show.

  • @mikemike7326
    @mikemike7326 6 років тому +1

    They're both hilarious!!

  • @jerricho1325
    @jerricho1325 10 років тому +200

    Ok, I'll poke a stick at the elephant in the room. I wonder if Kumail ever paid Pete back...

    • @emilyvgordon
      @emilyvgordon 10 років тому +279

      We absolutely paid him back. It only took us two years.

    • @aaaaaaxaaaaaa
      @aaaaaaxaaaaaa 10 років тому +29

      Emily Gordon Holy crap! It's Emily!!! Your episode on You made it weird is still my absolute favorite to this day and I've listened to it multiple times! It holds such incredible relationship advice and insight into how to have a happy and successful relationship. Thank you so very much for sharing, you really have no idea how inspiring you've been to me!!

    • @Cardboardbocs
      @Cardboardbocs 10 років тому +91

      Emily Gordon lol, the only reason this is funny to me is because a rhertorical question was asked on youtube and it was answered by the person most equipped to do so. which is fucking crazy cuz this is youtube.

    • @DontLookNowItsRob
      @DontLookNowItsRob 10 років тому +5

      Emily Gordon *slightly racist Kumail impression* Oh my gahd Emily! #keepitcrispy

    • @MILFCORE
      @MILFCORE 10 років тому +7

      Emily Gordon you were really funny on @midnight the other week!

  • @urigarcia6441
    @urigarcia6441 3 роки тому +2

    Pete Holmes is the kinda Jimmy Fallon we need.

  • @julianlonzoe6963
    @julianlonzoe6963 4 роки тому

    This is awesome

  • @xvoidgamer
    @xvoidgamer 7 років тому +1

    We want Pete back!

  • @SNOREOFF
    @SNOREOFF 9 років тому +21

    That was the definition of gold. Come back of the millennium :D

  • @Chestwolf
    @Chestwolf 3 роки тому +3

    I know I'm super late to this party, but I love how Kumail's voice cracked at the end from being emotional. But I got the vibe Pete looked like he was upset he brought it up cuz he never asked for the money back and had to borrow money from his dad, who was in the audience and just found out, so now Pete knows he's gonna get an earful 🤣

  • @wakeupbell2491
    @wakeupbell2491 Рік тому

    It's interesting to learn of connections between comedians or actors where you would not have expected there to be one. I also learned today that Paul Rudd was instrumental in helping Jon Hamm get an agent when he came to CA, and they have been friends for 30 years.

  • @boo_wl
    @boo_wl 6 років тому

    that handhold is the best bit on television

  • @OhSoNerdyMe
    @OhSoNerdyMe 10 років тому +3

    That was 30 seconds of straight hilarious awkwardness

  • @crystalynaurelia300
    @crystalynaurelia300 5 років тому

    The regret on Pete’s face and the sadness on kumails is so funny

  • @manalsiddiqui5570
    @manalsiddiqui5570 6 років тому +1

    Their expressions are everything 😁😂😍

  • @aaronmaxim
    @aaronmaxim 5 років тому

    Pete holmes is great , love em

  • @MsSharondenadel
    @MsSharondenadel 3 роки тому

    It's the first time i see Kumail or hear about him, and i instantly recognized his voice, that he lent to a character in Walking Dead season 2 ( the game, not the tv show ) great voice acting, it really left a mark since i remembered him after many years.

  • @codybennett244
    @codybennett244 2 роки тому

    I love this friendship

  • @marksnow9
    @marksnow9 4 роки тому +1

    Oh this show is cancelled? That is so ridiculous thing to do! Pete Holmes is such an articulate, genius, refreshing, natural and hilarious comedian, the facial expressions and the gestures, the voice tone, the body language, choice of words and the style of jokes.. I am absolutely sure if he gets back this show and just manage to keep it on air for 2 years, it's going to be in the top tier comedy shows..

  • @heatherbotez
    @heatherbotez 6 років тому

    they are great together

  • @TheReverendJonnyNemo
    @TheReverendJonnyNemo 4 роки тому +1

    "...well... as long as its on the table..."

  • @Bamboozler68
    @Bamboozler68 7 років тому +1

    Subscribing just because he's a damn nice guy!

  • @AnnikaOrne
    @AnnikaOrne 6 років тому +1

    Longer silence = Robert De Niro on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

  • @crystalynaurelia300
    @crystalynaurelia300 5 років тому

    1:42 THE BACK AND FORTH VIEWINGS OF THEIR FACES MAKES IT BETTER

  • @lokisfriend
    @lokisfriend 3 роки тому +1

    He shouldn't have to ask for the money back, it should just be paid back.

  • @beetlejamie8065
    @beetlejamie8065 2 роки тому +2

    True friendship: when you can horribly insult your friend AND lend them tons of cash AND the relationship grows stronger without a second thought of the roasting

  • @JessTheory
    @JessTheory 5 років тому

    Pete Holmes forever

  • @comtraya101
    @comtraya101 10 років тому +4

    I've heard this joke so many times. But its always good to hear it again and see how their relationship changed over time. I think that retelling it probably reminds them of a time when they were better friends.

  • @alc9054
    @alc9054 10 років тому +7

    LOL... at the end of this clip, I was hoping to see Kumail say, "... And now that I'm doing better I wanted to thank you publicly and give you the money back with interest if you don't mind." then he reaches into his pocket and give's him a 20 dollar bill and whatever change he has in his pocket. That seems like it would have been a Kumail move. Funny guys.

  • @AJ-tg3wz
    @AJ-tg3wz 4 роки тому

    The laughs of the dead. Nothing is more pleasing for humour then the laughs of the dead

  • @headbooty2652
    @headbooty2652 6 років тому

    John Mulaney also said he told that joke. I literally watched his clip on your show right before this one.

  • @JohnJeffery2473
    @JohnJeffery2473 5 років тому

    Pete legend

  • @leviangel97
    @leviangel97 7 років тому +472

    Kumail is so much funnier than Aziz...

    • @angelamitchinson8439
      @angelamitchinson8439 6 років тому +7

      Agreed

    • @mabkhan8967
      @mabkhan8967 5 років тому +34

      Seems like you are comparing two Muslim American Comedians..

    • @BaderAaron
      @BaderAaron 5 років тому +40

      What does Aziz have to do with anything? lol thanks for the random thought

    • @stevekenton9422
      @stevekenton9422 5 років тому +25

      @@BaderAaron Aziz was referenced in the video.

    • @themanagement69
      @themanagement69 5 років тому +5

      Their comedy styles are not even remotely similar. Dumb comparison.
      Aziz funny as fuck in his own right. Who wouldn’t try to fuck 20 year olds if they were rich and famous?

  • @TinyDancerX99
    @TinyDancerX99 7 років тому

    Michael and Michael Have Issues...that show was underrated.

  • @jesperjee
    @jesperjee 3 роки тому

    2.05 - that brewing smile

  • @Picnicl
    @Picnicl 6 років тому +1

    Pete Holmes looks like a tennis club version of Val Kilmer.

  • @etfrancis5886
    @etfrancis5886 3 роки тому

    This guys hilarious

  • @simretsekhon586
    @simretsekhon586 3 роки тому

    It's so rare to find someone these days that has your back like that "He never asked for it back"

  • @GMBenavidez
    @GMBenavidez 4 роки тому

    If they only knew that he would become more shredded than Captain America....

  • @NancyPower33
    @NancyPower33 2 роки тому +1

    I love these two together! They're so funny, great chemistry. The both make me laugh so hard. 🤣🤣
    Also, Kumail's eyebrows? So sexy! Of course, I would for sure climb Pete like a tree if he was into it. 😜

  • @now4itfriends
    @now4itfriends Рік тому

    Whyyyy was this cancelled??? Bring back Pete!!

  • @LukasKain
    @LukasKain 4 роки тому

    So I love this much like y'all, but I can see why people might not have been into watching a full episode of this live. Like it's delightful, but I wonder at the mainstream appeal if it wasn't in 5-10min chunks.

  • @CaptainSnackbar
    @CaptainSnackbar 7 років тому

    Kumail was trying to get the debt loan a pardoned

  • @ajlynch5235
    @ajlynch5235 6 років тому

    lol why do I have this feeling that "you never asked for it back." turns into some sort of lawsuit?

  • @13strong
    @13strong 3 роки тому

    Aw, look at regular Kumail.

  • @wwemarveldcfan8317
    @wwemarveldcfan8317 10 років тому

    Kimali voice rolls in the walking dead video game

  • @codywolfe556
    @codywolfe556 10 років тому

    Kumail voiced Reggie on the walking dead season 2 game

  • @samiscebba4332
    @samiscebba4332 3 роки тому

    Please make a movie together

  • @ultrafastidious6497
    @ultrafastidious6497 5 років тому

    Poor Pete cant never ask for his money back after this

  • @zzzcocopepe
    @zzzcocopepe 3 роки тому

    That shirt is so 90s

  • @DanisonDJ
    @DanisonDJ 2 роки тому +2

    Love Pete Holmes, but minor side note - don't expect people to ask for their money back and if they don't, that's not an excuse to not pay. Don't put that on people. Just pay it back and have respect for the kindness they showed.

  • @mweathers79
    @mweathers79 2 роки тому

    Guess Kumail showed him.

  • @Vanillastump
    @Vanillastump 3 роки тому

    I love how here, 6 years later, Kumail was doing amazing (no one is doing amazing during the pandemic)

  • @mikeandersonwa
    @mikeandersonwa 6 років тому

    I had to watch this to see if it was Pete's dad or Kumail's dad...

  • @highandtight5544
    @highandtight5544 4 роки тому

    I guess this video wants me to respect Pete. 🤠

  • @raulj5313
    @raulj5313 5 років тому +10

    Can't this guy get some real chairs for the show?

    • @larrywexner4163
      @larrywexner4163 3 роки тому

      i think they have those weird chairs because pete is nba tall and they dont want him to look comically huger than his guests.

  • @joeypancetta4118
    @joeypancetta4118 7 років тому +4

    I could watch Pete interview Kumail infinitely.

  • @kristenday9566
    @kristenday9566 7 років тому +18

    mmmmmmmm kinda attracted to pete? its his doughboy aesthetic

  • @saqua608
    @saqua608 6 років тому +34

    Pete's joke was DEFINITELY worse than Kumail's.

  • @sliderdrago8189
    @sliderdrago8189 5 років тому

    What does he mean "he never asked for it back"?

  • @lukapesun
    @lukapesun 5 років тому

    give him his money back

  • @doctaflo
    @doctaflo 3 роки тому +1

    In what way is this a “roast?” just seems like two buddies catching up.

  • @Brownie314
    @Brownie314 11 місяців тому

    Don't know where he is from but his is the Charlie Sheen version

  • @avverdkmikjifd2433
    @avverdkmikjifd2433 5 років тому

    Ohhhhh the kid was so new meaning.. ouch

  • @hierrofante
    @hierrofante 7 років тому +1

    is this dude related to val kilmer? sooo look alike

  • @Pro9pix
    @Pro9pix 5 років тому

    Sounds like tobey maguire

  • @derickspawn6706
    @derickspawn6706 2 роки тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @Bondanalloy
    @Bondanalloy 9 років тому

    HE never asked for it back, you're just supposed to repay it.

    • @baronroaster404
      @baronroaster404 9 років тому +6

      They did repay it. Kumail's wife, Emily, literally replied to a comment on this video 6 months ago saying that it took em two years to pay him back. As of right now it's exactly 6 comments above yours

    • @Bondanalloy
      @Bondanalloy 9 років тому

      Oh right on thanks - that was bugging me.

  • @SASJKL
    @SASJKL 10 років тому

    was kumail choking at the end when he said "you never ask for it back?"

    • @baronroaster404
      @baronroaster404 10 років тому

      it seemed like it, right?

    • @Swameh
      @Swameh 10 років тому +1

      you mean choked up, I'm assuming. I think so. D'ahw.

  • @MissyASTB
    @MissyASTB 5 років тому +2

    Kumail is funnier than Aziz Ansari for sure

  • @blakethornsbrough1528
    @blakethornsbrough1528 2 роки тому

    In my defense...💣

  • @benjaminr8961
    @benjaminr8961 3 роки тому +1

    Did he keep his money?

  • @danielhill2318
    @danielhill2318 8 років тому

    kumal i think his name is lol he looks like a indean charlie sheen.

  • @ComicBookGuy420
    @ComicBookGuy420 5 років тому

    Kumail will always be Pindar to me

  • @neomadic
    @neomadic 5 років тому +1

    I would have gone with, "Pete Holmes is here. Guess that means, somewhere out there his ex-wife's new baby daddy is making him irrelevant."

  • @Ultra-Collector
    @Ultra-Collector 2 роки тому

    I’ve been destroyed by a gaggle of bachelorette girls! It’s not my best moment!

  • @KennethHolmDahlin
    @KennethHolmDahlin 3 роки тому

    The have perfect wrong timing

  • @gabedoyle9558
    @gabedoyle9558 5 років тому +13

    Why is Pete on the left? In every other talk show the host is on the right. It’s making me uncomfortable.

    • @Spoiled_Milk99
      @Spoiled_Milk99 4 роки тому +1

      Gabe Doyle James cordon and graham norton

    • @cggg490
      @cggg490 3 роки тому

      Jesus. Deal with it.

  • @sarfrazashraf5912
    @sarfrazashraf5912 4 роки тому

    Under the skin deep honest wow!
    The family there it was akward🤣