I think I've heard people say they were "saturated" in the Spirit before; but that's the only one he could possibly get away with. Other than that, he needs to just STOP (in Jesus' Name)! 🙏🏽🎚
@Sarah Rantala I listened again. The choir probably was live. I can't imagine....when do you know that it's time to cut your losses and distance yourself? Just. Walk. Away. Slowly....
This the type of stuff you get in trouble for as a child. I wouldn’t have made it out of this service without laughing; its the help singing that gets me too😂😂😂
Yes, that's what I was thinking too. That would've been our last day at that church. She didn't even like people rapping for the lord but this is to much! 😬
I knew I hadda keep scrolling until I found somebody who saw my'boi, clean break camp! He pulled a SNAGGLEPUSS, FROM HANNA BARBERA CARTOONS : "E-X-I-T!...STAGE LEFT EVEN!"🤣
He said "call and response, I'm moist" like they didn't know it was call and response. They heard you call sir, they don't want to respond to your moisture
I work as a nurse at a nursing home. When an elderly person says they wet or damp or moist they need to be changed. He was telling us the truth about himself.
Yep. 1 finger raised on each hand and head swangin. No suh. March right on out never to return. I'm Catholic from then on in. Dry as the Sahara every Sunday.
Agreed. Unless you're talking about a roofing leak and those water-stained ceiling tiles in the fellowship hall, church is not the place for this convo.
So we're gonna act like we didn't see that guy walk across the stage?!? He was probably going home after he heard them singing this tomfoolery!!! SMH 🤦♀️
Choir!! Dismissed!!!🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🏃🏿♀️🙅🏾♀️ Lead...please just roll out....🚴🏿♀️ The internets have finished me for tonight! Good night all!!!🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
I am all for artistic creativity but the original lyrics say open the flood gates of Heaven, rain on me...I want to be flooded, overwhelmed, poured on-NEVER moist. It indicates I am no longer standing under the flood gates and I am relying on dew to carry on. Come on Pastor-get some revelation for them lyrics and start the rewrite ASAP! 🤦🏽
🤣 I was supposed to be sleeping Kev! First...Who was like "oh yeah let's keep repeating what he said?" And then Bro in the bball jersey was like "I'm out" and walked off the pulpit. He didn't even put up the church finger 🤣 Oh the finale was Brother Moist got tired and started making his way to chair. He was getting himself all riled up. 🤣🤣🤣Whet is goin on? 🤦🏽♀️🤣
The repeating choir is already letting me know that they're not moist, wet , or damp enough for the Lordt to send me to hell with those drawls on😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Choir: I’m moist
God: nah they can’t be talking to me
STOP 🤣
😆
😅😅😅
and can't!!
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We went from being on fire for God…to being “moist”
Y’all.
FIX IT JESUS
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This comment just made my entire day! 😂😂😂
They shoulda just sung, "What A Mighty God We Serve" and called it a day. Nobody asked them for a new praise and worship song
😂😂😂😂
Bishop Morton is going to retire the song because of this...
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😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
😩🙌🏾✌🏾🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
“Good God I’m moist” is something I never thought I hear during church 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Or saturated 😂 he sang that in syllables 😂
0:25💀💀💀
@@vonta.j8227 😭😭😭
Haha, I didn't make pass 0:18 😂
And this is exactly why I am glad I paused the video 😂😂😂😂😂😂
New Rule: You can’t say you’re moist, saturated, damp, and wet with a pee colored shirt.
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You right, you right.
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😂😂💀💀💀
It’s called emiction
This is a complete NO for me. Moist, Damp, Saturated, WET....and AGAIN I say unto thee...NO
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It's the "thee" for me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think I've heard people say they were "saturated" in the Spirit before; but that's the only one he could possibly get away with. Other than that, he needs to just STOP (in Jesus' Name)! 🙏🏽🎚
PLATINUM!!!!!
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0:17 LOL I love the hesitation of the back up singers. He had to call them out. They don’t even want to repeat him
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LMAO
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"call n response I SAID IM MOIST" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Saturated made sense... Moist was uncomfortable, and damp was hilarious, but WET?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? JESUS TAKE THE MIC!!
If Jesus took that mic his hands would get... who-et🎶
🌊💦☔️
😂🤣
@@jadalaidi1809 STAAAWWWPPP!! The way they sang wet was S0...🤢🤢😩
Someone take that mic righttttt now!!! 🤣
😂😂
this title alone made me uncomfortable
thank God I’m moist, saturated, damp and WET?!?!? Bye sir.
Me too
Same😂😂
I second that
It’s the back up singers for me
“GOOD GOD I’M MOIST!”... 😹😹😹 stop the madness
😂😂😂
I'm hollering!!! 🤣🤣😂😂
Lord Geezus !!
I was done after that part 😂😂😂 but then it got worse
I'm saturated 😭💀
My issue is the harmony in the background. They should have stopped singing for a few reasons.
thissss
IKR. Lol
MOIST! DAMP! WET! Who's backup singers are cool with those lyrics though?😂☠️
I was thinking the same thing, I would’ve stopped singing. He needed to run those lyrics by the Pastor.
They wanted to stop, but they were too far gone 😂
The fact that he had to remind them “Call and RESPONSE 🗣” should have been enough of a clue that they weren't feeling it 🙄🤚🏾
Exactly! They tried to move on but he wouldn’t let it go 😂
I thought he was singing to a pre-recorded background track. Although, it's even worse to think that he planned this.
The poor choir wanted no parts of his song. He knew he had to coerce them.
@Sarah Rantala I listened again. The choir probably was live. I can't imagine....when do you know that it's time to cut your losses and distance yourself? Just. Walk. Away. Slowly....
Exactly 🤣
I can't stop cackling!! Hahaha 🤣
Turn to your neighbor and tell em'....
*"I'm moh-weest"* 😭
Noooooo! Lol! 😭
😂😂😂
The spelling I can’t! 💀
@@dyamondbolden5959
Lol! 😁
😂😂
“Good God, I’m moist” sent me to Saturn 🪐. Lmao! 😂😂
Lmao! Same! ⚰️😂
😂😂😂
😭🤣😂😂
BYEEEEE ✋🏾😩😭💀
Moist for the Lord sounds wrong on so many levels, not to mention "moist" is one of the most hated words in the English language. I can't. I cannot.
I mean for real 🤣🤣🤣
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Literally lol moist is just .....😆😆😆
Unless you're describing cake.....it's okay. 😁
I cannot stand that word, when its used in ANY context I still CRIIIINNGE
This the type of stuff you get in trouble for as a child. I wouldn’t have made it out of this service without laughing; its the help singing that gets me too😂😂😂
If you could listen to this without pausing to deal with internal discomfort , youre a true hero.
For real 😩
I'm WOO-ETTT. He had to remind the singers, who were mumbling "I'm moist" that the song was call and response. LMAO!!!
*If we sang "I'm damp and moist for the Lord" in front of my grandma, we would no longer be living lol.* May this song rest in pieces!🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes, that's what I was thinking too. That would've been our last day at that church. She didn't even like people rapping for the lord but this is to much! 😬
😂😂
The praise team definitely sounded confused and conflicted at those first couple of “moists”
The background vocals are just hilarious in itself 😭😭😭
I have replayed this video an embarrassing amount of times 😂
That was the anointing that walked across the stage and out of the building
🤣🤣 HA HAAAAAH !!
😭😭😭🤣🤣💀
I knew I hadda keep scrolling until I found somebody who saw my'boi, clean break camp!
He pulled a SNAGGLEPUSS, FROM HANNA BARBERA CARTOONS : "E-X-I-T!...STAGE LEFT EVEN!"🤣
@@wisdomreborn3521 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭Yup
I was waiting for him to say "Im drowned" ........ drowned!
💀😂
Lol! 😭
I promise you, it would've been ova if he said that! 🤣🤣🤣
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I'm soaked would have slipped in there too 🤣
Nope......I’m not doing this. Not with that title. I have to go listen to Cooling Water now 😭😭😭😭
I love the song Cooling Water.
Yes sir with that Cooling Water!!!!
😂😂 my son was 2 playing Cooling Water on his toddler drum set, going to town. He's 21 now
When I was younger, my god-sister misheard the lyrics and would sing "Booty Water"
@@radioactive_baby OMGosh!!! I will never hear it the same again! 🤣🤣
Him doing those ad Libs “ohh Lord” “yess I am” “ohh yes” honestly makes it 100 times funnier
He said "call and response, I'm moist" like they didn't know it was call and response. They heard you call sir, they don't want to respond to your moisture
Lol! 😁
He opened up the thesaurus before service and said hmm🤔 how many words can I use to describe water?😂 Moist was bad, but saturated took me out 💀💀💀
This is the day I move my membership. I would've unplugged his microphone. What in the Song of Solomon is going on here?
Lol even moist is not in the song of songs lol but i can almost see the relation😂
LMBO
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@@small6859 he's using his 2021 version of Song of Solomon. Quarantine has him flustered...
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I could not be this mans drummer, I'm to Immature I woulda been on the floor dying and it would have had nothing to do with the spirit of god 😂 😂 😂
Facts..... listen I’m 47 years old and I promise they would have ushered me out that church the way I would have been hollering 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s okay if y’all moist for the Lord, just be moist in the right key 😭😩💀
😂
It's absolutely not ok 😂
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I'M SCREAMING!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmboooo !!!!
I AINT GOT NO COOCHIE FOR DA LORD!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Hwet” 😂😂😂
🤣😆⚰️
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
😭😭😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t breathe!!!!!
My face after that 1st, “moist”.....😳
😂😂😂
this was mine 🤨😂
☠️🤟🏾🤟🏾
I’m tired of this church
😂🤣😂. ME TOO!
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LMAO
So are the people who attend it! 🙄 😆
Somehow saying "I'm damp" was far worse than moist. That just makes me think of sweaty draws and musty backs.
not the musty baaaaacks!!xD I'm dying reading these comments.lol
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Im dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’d rather be moist for the Lord. Jesus can’t use nobody damp!!!
Do forgot Ball's!!
When homeboy said “this is call and response” I knew we were in for it 😂. And not WAP for the Lord💀💀
Someone take his the thesaurus AWAY!
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EXACTLY!!! Cause he chose ALL the wrong synonyms!!!! LOLOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 I can't breathe
The Yin Yang Twins on the beatbox. "Wait till you see how moist."
The fact that I read this exactly how it sounds 😭💀
@@dyamondbolden5959 LOL!
@@dyamondbolden5959 SAME SMH LOLOL!!!!!!!!
Bruh I've been DYING FOR 10 MINUTES yo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me too!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
It was the Fat Albert beat boxing in the background for me! ☠️
U just killed me💀☠️🤣😂🤣💀
This. Is. Old School Kevonstage!!! And I'm here for it!!! MOIST!!!!🤣
Call & response = “I know y’all mf’s heard me”
As soon as he said moist you could hear the responders' nervousness. They thinking "Moist?! Better keep that between you and Him!"
No he( God) doesn't have anything to do with the witnes
LOL
The only thing that should be described as moist is Duncan hines cake... Everything else is damp!
Well my girl said .............. you know what , never mind. I’m not even gonna finish that statement 😂
@@akande4537 You know you never should've started. Lol
@@akande4537 😂😂😂
or a towelette
#AGREED 💯
The way he said, “call and response I’m moist”
This turned from a church song to a porn script real quick. 😆
LMAO! FR 😂🤣🤣
Facts! Lmao! 😂😂☠️
Songs of Solomon mode activate!
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🤯😭
I work as a nurse at a nursing home. When an elderly person says they wet or damp or moist they need to be changed. He was telling us the truth about himself.
😂😂😂... I CAN NOT!!! MOIST, DAMP & WET... I CAN’T WITH YOUR COMMENTARY AT THE END... OMG HILARIOUS
Don’t forget “saturated”🥴😆😆
I was weak when he said Call & Response I said IM MOIST! 😂
Omg I wouldn’t be singing this at all. Where is the pastor?
Maybe he is the pastor 🤔🤣
Probably holding his stomach from laughter 😭😭
@@jonathanjones7681 don’t make me clutch my pearls 😂
Probably somewhere hiding like "im not going on camera after THAT"
He’s the pastor. His church is in Jacksonville.
“I’m a man!” “What is this?” “I don’t have WAP for the Lord!” 🤣🤣🤣
The call and response on the moist is wild. I would have left laughing.
Sigmund Freud would have a field day with buddy. He's using words that appeal to his every day experiences.
“I’m saturated..I’m damp..” weeeettttttt!! This right here got me in tears😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Call and response"? They didn't know he was even serious with that foolishness. They were just verifying.
When he had said "call and response I'm MOIST" I couldn't call nor respond cause I was 💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂
This has blessed my soul on today!!! I literally was crying
No no nope.....I'm leaving this choir w/ my one finger ☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾
😂😂😂
Yep. 1 finger raised on each hand and head swangin. No suh. March right on out never to return. I'm Catholic from then on in. Dry as the Sahara every Sunday.
Right behind ya
@@charmcharm2352 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Can we have a collective ban of using “moist” in church. God looking like 🙃
please😭 and i love your pfp!
Agreed. Unless you're talking about a roofing leak and those water-stained ceiling tiles in the fellowship hall, church is not the place for this convo.
Fr
@@katrinab7657 exactly
Not, "Call and response, I said I'm MOIST", like he was insisting on the emphasis. Ewww
After hearing this I need to speak with the Manager of Music🤣
I would have been in the pews laughing so hard. and. loud. They would have had to escort me out as I sang, "Moist, damp, saturated!"
I just can't... I watched it over and over and laughed harder and harder. 😂🤣😂
Oh no... I would have had to run out of the church howling 🤣🤣🤣
Holds finger up 👆🏽and tip toes out of church never to return again!
WHT IN THE DEVIL 👿 IS GOING ON SOUNDING LIKE HE TALKING BOUT PLAYING WITH HIS SELF DISRESPECTFUL
😂🤦🏽♀️
Got me in 😭tears
No it doesn't. Relax🙄 You took it too far with that. Y'all made this something that it wasn't
Yo 😂😂😂
All I hear, is Missy Elliott’s song, “The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)”. Lmao! “I can’t stand, the rain!” ➡️🕺🏿😂😂
I JUST SCREAMED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Can't sing this song" but Kev steady singing it😂🤣😂.
The way I hollered I think I woke the neighbors up 🗣️🤣🗣️🤣🗣️
So we're gonna act like we didn't see that guy walk across the stage?!? He was probably going home after he heard them singing this tomfoolery!!! SMH 🤦♀️
This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen. I’m inconsolable 😭😭😭😭😭
Lol!
LOLOLOL!
😳😳😳 I have nothing... absolutely nothing 😩🥴😭😭😂😂
The amount of times you said moist in this video took me all the way out🤣😂
Jesus take the wheel and drive it into the red sea. I am crying on the inside.
LMBO following right behind Pharoah's army! I am so done!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The choir vocals are a whole other element of hilariousness
🤣🤣🤣🤣 That beat was inspired by Shaft.
😂🤣
Screaming LMAO 😂
I 👏🏽 am 👏🏽 DEAD!!! 👏🏽
Choir!! Dismissed!!!🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🏃🏿♀️🙅🏾♀️
Lead...please just roll out....🚴🏿♀️
The internets have finished me for tonight!
Good night all!!!🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Them members were super supportive tho, they was repeating it faithfully!!
🤦😔 solos need to be screened... Testimony's too.
I will never hear open the flood gates of Heaven the same again?!? 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Give ...Me...Your...Phone!😂😂😂😂😂😁😁
I am all for artistic creativity but the original lyrics say open the flood gates of Heaven, rain on me...I want to be flooded, overwhelmed, poured on-NEVER moist. It indicates I am no longer standing under the flood gates and I am relying on dew to carry on. Come on Pastor-get some revelation for them lyrics and start the rewrite ASAP! 🤦🏽
😂😂😂😂😂😂
For a song about moist, damp, saturation, and wetness, this is the dryest song in his-story.
The Lord is gonna call somebody to the Upper Room for this one. 😭🤣🤣
2nd hand embarrassment on 1,000! I can't....🤦🏽♀️
🤣 I was supposed to be sleeping Kev! First...Who was like "oh yeah let's keep repeating what he said?" And then Bro in the bball jersey was like "I'm out" and walked off the pulpit. He didn't even put up the church finger 🤣 Oh the finale was Brother Moist got tired and started making his way to chair. He was getting himself all riled up. 🤣🤣🤣Whet is goin on? 🤦🏽♀️🤣
The repeating choir is already letting me know that they're not moist, wet , or damp enough for the Lordt to send me to hell with those drawls on😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Okay... cuz, no
“Good god I’m moioioioioioissst”😂
😂😂😂😂
😳 I just fainted in the spirit.
Holding my finger up..heading to the door ☝🏽
If "done ran out" was a person.
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I cringed so hard when he said "I'm moist!" Just no!
Look I'm not a church going guy like that, but, um I know God in the midst of answering prayers called all the angels over to watch this nonsense lol.
😂🙏🏽💦🤦🏽♀️🤐
The way I just cried laughing at this !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
If yall could see how scrunched up my nose is right now....for the Lord!😫
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kev a fool, wap for the lord. Yeah those ad-libs were definitely uncomfortable and not appropriate
I👏🏽 CAN 👏🏽 NOT👏🏽!!!!!
the best part is how he got mad at the backup choir cuz at first they aint wanna sing that junk, "CALL AND RESPONSE I SAID IM MOIIISSTT" LMFAOOOO
Woooo weeeeet😂😂😂😂😂lol im so DEAD!!!😂😂😂😂mooooooist!!!
He was real aggressive with the call, and response! Okay big daddy, hold up! Lmao 😂